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siremasterlawrence · 1 year ago

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The Marriage part 1

The marriage of Clark and Lois is at what all shall call an impasse for he is at my side all the time he can get leaving her to wait for him.

Is it partly my fault? Maybe because I will be owning all of his soul, heart, mind, body and soul. He thinks of me night and day only of how wonderful it feels to serve me.

What on earth could I expect from him? I am figuring he must do as he pleases to love to

serve me and to come to my aide for a life time.

What did I not expect? Well I sure as hell at this point could not even care about all of the insanity that comes my way in a bit of joy.

He knocks at the door hitting hard I turn the door knob letting him in to the apartment he is all smiles and closes it begin him taking his deep breath.

He kisses me slowly pushing my back in to the wall embracing me hard laying his kin on to me and we kiss slowly feeling the warmth of it all.

His hand land on my hips gripping tightly so afraid to let me go of it all because he can not be afraid to lose ever forever he is totally mine.

He is swooning under my absolute hypnosis control swiping him in to the cloud of evil darkness and falls in to a pit of nothingness my love.

He kiss me once more the pulling me in to

a kiss he melts in to my arms as if I am the most powerful and strongest man alive simply put.

I can see the power of his body lacks any

as well as all substance free falling in to

the void of my total control which is his purpose.

He drops to his knees staring deeply in to my eyes with so much love, lust and desire to obey all of my commands without any questions.

He softly taking my hands in his lean in a bit kissing him on my left hand and the on my right left following that he wraps his arms

on to my waist.

He digs his nose in to my shirt taking a deep inhale of my scent, I can hear him moan out loudly in a roar, growing closer and closer to me.

Standing up he kisses my lips, touching my skin down my neck slightly and undoing all of my buttons then digging in my arm pits he continues m.

The scent driving him wild as his cock grows hard pointing outward through his pants to me it is a glorious vision to see his man on his knees.

“Oh Master! I finally did it! I told her about us.” He says.

“Wait? What? Why?” I ask him so perplexed.

“Because I can’t wait.” He stated backing off.

“She deserves to know.”

“She wants us too…”

“To what?”

“Join us”

“You take full control “

“Of the relationship”

“You want me to rule your marriage?

“With a iron fist “

“Is it weird?”

“No boi!”

“I’ve heard it before”

“Our money, clothes everything “

“Be at your will”

“I assume ownership over you”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Do you feel my hand on your chin?”

“Mmmmmmm….yes”

“You are my world and my life “

“Who am I to you?”

“My God”

“Stay on your knees”

“Yes..Master Lawrence “

“Stare in to my eyes “

“Yyyyeeeesss”

“Undo my pants”

“You are my succubus”

“Suck my cock”

“Mmmmmm….yes my love”

“Where is your wife?”

“All yours”

“In the car”

“Bring her in”

“Yes Sire…will be back “

“Sir Yes Sir”

“We are here “

“It is very…”

“Kneel”

“As you wish “

“Together…immediately “

“Do you under my dear?”

“You will succumb to my will”

“I have taken you in my hand”

“I love you both

“You love me as well”

“We love you with all our heart “

“What is this?”

“Your hands on my waist”

“Oh God!”

“It is right”

“It’s perfect “

“Our bodies for your use “

“What do you want truly?”

.”To be yours”

“Forever “

The end

The Marriage Part 2

Stephen Oliver is on his way to my top floor apartment due to my slave Clark setting up a blind date.

Slave Clark opens the door I can see him in the shadows his figure is a massive weight of a body and unfortunately white.

He is cute thought standing in the door way he is smiling at me his small lips are so wide with his teeth shining bright:

Clark looks between us I can he is deflated a bit happy for me but still wants me from his face.

I walk over to him feeling his giant arms are wrapping on me pulling me to his shirt his skins scent smells good.

I can feel my nose digging deep in to his skin I can smell his scent and cologne perfectly mix.

“Oh Master! I am so glad that you don’t mind that I am married.”

“It’s tolerable but if you leave her to me will be good.”

“It’s our dream situation.”

“Like Clark and Lois”

“They love you…I was jealous “

“I did not even know you “

“Fortunately babe”

“You are all I need “

“You barley know me”

Leaning down until skin touches skin our lips connect as we kiss his muscle body gives in showing his weakness.

His arms lift me up in to the air bodied graze each other he kisses me again we fall back on to the ground.

We both laugh so hard as Oliver backs hit the floor rolling over on to my back and he kisses me again.

I rise up from the floor helping him up to the same height as me he is all giggles at how easy he has fallen.

He reaches out taking my hand leading me from my apartment to the elevator down to the main floor.

He exist the building guiding me to his car in excitement he opens the door for me and he revolves to the other side and enters starts the car as we drive off.

“Hey babe, we are here”

“Nice restaurant”

“I booked the whole place “

“How do you like the scene?”

“Quite beautiful “

“Much like you “

“A flirt”

“Only for the best “

“The best?”

“A Master”

“A God”

“I can’t wait to worship you “

“This skinny, nerdy and acne ridden guy?”

“A man is man “

“A Master is a Master”

“Mmmmmm”

“I don’t want to hurt Clark”

“But! I don’t want to share you “

“Wow! You would really”

“Yes! If I had a choice “

“You don’t “

“Of course not”

“I would be yours”

“Ownership is what I want”

“I love you “

“You just met me”

“It does not matter “

“All I see is you “

“All I want is you “

“I can’t stop thinking about it”

“About you “

“Babe”

“Let me serve you”

The end

#tyler hoechlin #bitsie tulloch #clark kent #lois lane #hypnosis #android #mind corruption #mind control chip #The Marriage Hypnosis #stephen amell #emily bett rickards #The Harem

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fandom-strumpet · 4 years ago

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Game Night Confession Part 3

Summary: You and Kai are ready to take your relationship a step further. Turning over a new leaf comes with some consequences though and trouble strikes the town.

Word Count: 3,364 (Its a long one folks)

Warnings: Swearing, temporary character deaths, angst, basic TVD violence

You and Kai had been dating for a few months now and you were ready to ask him the question. You both were close enough now in your relationship anyway with the apartment so there were no more noise complaints from Elena or the Salvatores. Not that they had much room to judge. Kai was in the kitchen making breakfast and he greeted you over his shoulder when you made the floorboards creak in the hallway.

"Morning baby girl, I made breakfast. Figured I'd surprise you and let you sleep in."

"Awww thanks, it smells delicious," you gave him a hug from behind and snatched a piece of bacon off the plate. "Mmmm," you moaned, bacon was truly a gift from heaven.

Kai looked over at you and grinned, "I'm glad you like it."

Kai absolutely loved making you happy. Knowing this gave you confidence in asking him for things and having heavy conversations. You loved him more than anything and he, you.

"Kai?" he raised his eyebrows, encouraging you to continue your question.

"Will you turn me?"

"You know I already love turning you, but maybe not with pancakes on the stove," he winked playfully.

"That's not what I meant," you giggled and ran your hand up his arm onto his bare chest, "Will you turn me?"

Kai froze, the pancake sizzling after just being turned over.

"Pleeeeease," you stuck your lip out, batting your puppy eyes at him.

He stood for a moment, his lips pursed. "Yes."

"EEEEK!" You squealed.

"But-"

You stopped squealing, you knew there would be something he demanded in return and you were ready to give him whatever he wanted.

"I want to surprise you when I kill you. I'll give you my blood but I won't tell you when or where, it'll be fun. I promise it won't be anything too painful. It will be quick." You felt nervous for a second but pure euphoria overtook the feeling in a heartbeat as you realized just how close you were to spending eternity with the love of your life.

"So for almost 24 hours you're going to let me live with the anxiety and suspense of dying unexpectedly?"

"Yep," he tilted his head studying your reaction to his proposal.

"Alright." you stood on your tiptoes and planted a kiss on his lips.

"Mmmmmmm" he hummed against your lips, breaking the kiss with a smile, "Is my baby ready for breakfast?"

You bit your lip trying to contain the joy screaming through your veins, "Yes! And thank you babe, for breakfast and for saying yes."

"Anything for my baby girl," he winked and set the plates of food down on the table. You blushed, hearing him call you baby girl always sent butterflies into your stomach. The nickname would never get old and you absolutely loved it. There was an excellent mood in the atmosphere as you both finished off breakfast. He cut his hand open and squeezed blood into a glass cup for you. The fluid looked so beautiful in the sunlight ad you grabbed the cup slowly, taking in what was about to happen. Raising the glass to your lips you squeezed your eyes shut, letting the iron flavored drink enter your body. Kai admired how fragile and beautiful you looked sitting there drinking his blood. It was weirdly attractive to see you like this. Standing up you head over to the bedroom doorway and look back with a devious smile.

"I'm going to shower, care to join?"

"Love to." Kai grinned back with lustful eyes.

--------Later at Lunch--------

"Y/N you can't be serious! This is not a life you want." Elena harshly whispered in the restaurant.

"I think it would be interesting to see you as a vampire," Damon said cooly but changed his tone and sat up when Elena shot him a glare, "Elena has a point though." He pulled her closer with his arm around her shoulder as a make-shift apology.

"Come on Damon, weren't you the least bit excited when Elena became a vampire so you could spend eternity together?" The couple looked at each other but remained silent.

"I think it's a good idea and I support you," Caroline stated. Elena's jaw dropped upon hearing Caroline of all people support you on this decision.

"Thank you Care! Thank you!" you leaned over and wrapped your arms around her in a hug. Caroline rested her chin on your head, "But Y/N?"

You looked up as she continued, "Just be careful okay?"

"I am, I know what I'm doing. Now all of you know not to be surprised if Kai kills me while I'm with you."

"Whatever." Elena mumbled and shook her head sliding out of the booth. Damon followed her lead but gave you a quick thumbs up and wink before disappearing. You were so excited, nobody could or should ever feel this way about being killed but to you it meant something different. Dear god, am I a psychopath for wanting this?

Stepping out of the grill, an arm wrapped around your throat and pulled you back. Instinct kicking in, your hands flew to grip the arm. You recognized the fabric and felt relief knowing what would soon be happening. Caroline looked on with a look of concern and possibly disgust on her face. With one swift movement his hand was on the side of your head and the world went black.

You woke up on the sofa in your apartment. Your head pounded, your lips felt cracked and your throat hurt like you hadn't drank anything in days.

"Good Morning sunshine," Kai grinned hopping off the barstool. He walked into the kitchen and grabbed a couple blood bags. "Here, drink up. You need it."

You fumbled and opened the blood bag as swiftly as you could. You could feel the black veins on your face appear. Downing the first bag in a minute you ripped open the second one and wolfed it down as well. You gave a sigh of relief as the headache and pain faded away. You must have been out for a couple hours, based on the amount of sunlight making its way in. It was almost sunset.

"Better?"

"Much." You smiled, everything felt so much more heightened. Tears started to fall down your face, "Oh Kai..."

Kai's face scrunched up in concern, "What is it baby girl?"

"I love you so much," you sobbed.

Relief crossed his face as he understood what was happening. "Your emotions are heightened right now with the change but soon you'll have them under control."

You nodded and leaned forward to hug Kai's waist who was now standing over you. His arms wrapped around you and he rubbed your back which he knew always helped calm you down. His hand traveled to your chin to tilt it up so you were looking at him.

"Baby?" he wiped the last tear off your cheek/

"Yes?" you whimpered.

"How about we go out and celebrate tonight?" your brows furrowed at his proposal. Kai noticing your look continued, "I don't mean let's go and feed off people, I mean let's celebrate and go out to eat." He tilted his head waiting for your reaction.

You stood and wrapped your arms around his neck, "Yes! Yes I would love that!"

"Good," Kai smacked your butt, "Now go get ready princess."

Kai watched you skip off to the bedroom and smiled, his heart soaring at being able to spend forever with you.

-----------Later that Night-------------

You were so angry, you could hear the bartender's heart pounding and her blood, delicious blood coursing through her veins as she continued to beam at Kai. You glared and cleared your throat, catching the blonde's attention. Upon catching your look she huffed and turned away to check on another attractive brunet down the row. Kai turned and studied your face bemusedly.

"What?" you tried to shake off the look but it was too late.

"Are you- jealous?" he smirked.

"Ugh, I- I am not jealous. I just need some air."

Kai cocked an eyebrow, "O-kay."

Stepping into the alleyway you took a big swallow of the cool night air. It was only 8 but it already felt so late. You started to pace, taking your frustration out on the trash.

"I am not jealous, especially of some stupid blonde," you grunted and kicked a bottle hard sending it smashing against a brick wall. The back door of the bar opened and you jumped, expecting someone to come out yelling about the racket. Instead the blonde bartender stepped out a little too coolly, moving almost mechanically.

"What are you doing here?" you snapped.

"I don't know. This guy told me to come out here and for some reason I listened." She looked puzzled and your curiosity started to grow.

"Was it the guy I was with?"

"No. It was some other guy."

"What else did this guy say?" You inquired, allowing yourself to walk closer and closer to her.

"He told me not to scream." The girls voice trembled with this sentence.

Dear god. She had the most beautiful throat, you don't know how you missed it before. If only you could have a taste. No. You promised Caroline to be careful, you were a new vampire with limited restraint. You wanted to kill her. With every fiber of your being you wanted to drink her body dry. Almost as if she were reading your mind she tilted her head, moving her hair and exposing her neck more. Slowly she took a knife out of her apron and brought it to her throat.

"No! Don-"

But your plea was cut short when you saw the bright red liquid start to dribble down. You could feel your eyes change and teeth pop out. With a hiss you lunged toward her, sinking your fangs into her warm beating flesh. After drinking for so long, you entered an almost drunk like state. Stumbling back to your apartment, you manage to shower and clean yourself up, tossing the dirty clothes in the trash before finally passing out in bed.

Meanwhile back in the alleyway, Kai storms out looking for you.

"Y/N?" He stops walking when his shoes squelch. "Oh shit..." He looks down to see the dead blonde bartender from earlier, blood surrounding her neck which looked like it had been sloppily torn open. Black veins appear under his eyes and he looks up fast, taking a sharp breath in. After gaining control of himself, he covers his mouth and nose with his shirt diving in to clean up the mess you made.

"They're going to freak when they hear about this," he muttered, dragging the girl backwards down the alleyway.

You woke up with sunlight streaming onto your face making you groan and pull the sheets up.

"Good morning sleepy head." A husky voice drawled.

You froze, afraid to look at the guest in your home. "What are you doing here?" You asked, blanket muffling your question.

"Heard you had a wild one last night, just wanted to stop by and uhh ya know, check on my buddy."

Smiling painfully you pulled the blanket down to see Damon sitting on a chair across your room.

"I don't know what you mean."

Damon's fake smile disappeared and he frowned.

"Kai called last night after you 'stepped out for air' and he found a dead blonde in the alleyway."

You stifled a groan and he continued, "But that wasn't all, nooooo you had to go and continue the party of one around town."

"What?" Your nose wrinkled. You remembered drinking from the bartender and coming home, not going around town. "I did not do that Damon, you have to believe me."

"I don't." He snapped, "I believe your bloody clothes you half ass attempted to shove down the garbage disposal." He shook his head in disbelief.

You groaned and plopped your head back down onto the pillow.

"Alright, I drank blood from the blonde but I didn't hurt anyone else, I swear! I came right home and tried to clean up."

"You killed her, Y/N. There are three other dead people around town and you don't think that looks a little suspicious considering the circumstances?"

You paused, a look of grief sat on your face. The bedroom door opened and Stefan peered in, Kai leaning over his shoulder,

"Knock knock." Stefan called.

"Just go in Steven. Geez." Kai said exasperated, making you chuckle.

Damon's stern face cut your laugh short.

Stefan stepped in and turned to glare at Kai, "I don't know what Kai was thinking taking you out when you've just turned and still need to learn to control your bloodlust."

"I didn't kill all those people, you know." You cut in gravely.

Just then it dawned on you, the girl. You sat up quickly and grabbed your head in pain. It was like having a hangover with booze and blood. Ugh.

"Guys the bartender last night, she was acting weird."

"Yeah because death by vampire is a little weird." Damon rolled his eyes.

"No, I'm serious. The way she came out into the alleyway. Someone compelled her to come out, she said she wasn't allowed to scream and then she cut her own throat to get me to feed from her."

The Salvatore brothers stiffened and looked at each other.

"What? Do you two know something?" You looked between them frantically.

Stefan looked down and asked, "Did she say who compelled her?"

"Some guy in the bar but nothing else."

Damon ran his hand through his hair and blew out air, "I think we need to have a talk with someone."

Stefan nodded in agreement and in a flash, the Salvatore brothers had left your apartment. You looked pointedly at Kai who was now standing in the middle of your shared room. He shrugged his shoulder signaling to you that he had no idea what was going on. Huffing, you pushed yourself out of bed and walked past him to the kitchen. You needed a strong coffee for a day like this.

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"ENZO!" Damon bellowed,

Stefan followed Damon into the boarding house, ready to acknowledge the guest who had been staying with them recently.

"Hello there." Enzo stepped out from the kitchen wiping his bloody hands.

Stefan raised his eyebrows at the sight and Damon cleared his throat.

"Oh- sorry about the mess I was just prepping dinner." He smiled innocently.

"Cut the crap Enzo." Damon snapped, Enzo's smile remained plastered on unnaturally.

"What's the matter, Damon? You look like you've had a very busy night."

Stefan stepped forward, "Come on, we know what you did. Stop stalling."

Throwing the towel down the vampire sped over to Stefan, "You know what I did huh?" He sneered.

"You lot have known how I feel about Y/N. Since the beginning and I thought by now you would have gotten rid of the Parker bastard. So what did you do mate?" He spit out.

Damon put his hand between Enzo's and Stefan's chests to calm them down. Enzo had been Damon's friend long ago and he was still willing to stick up for Enzo and give him the benefit of the doubt.

"Okay, but why frame Y/N for this?" Damon shook his head in question.

"If I can't have her, then Parker shouldn't either. She'll leave him when she realizes he can't help her. I'll just keep going until she breaks."

"We can't let you do this," Stefan started to grab Enzo's shirt when Enzo vampire sped behind him and snapped his neck.

"Now what? Are you going to try and stop me too?"

Damon bit his lip and grimaced at his words. Enzo had been in love with Y/N's doppelganger long ago. This fact that she was a doppelganger was unknown to her and the Salvatores had hoped to keep it that way. But with Enzo's new fury and determination to have her, things could be taking a turn for the worst. Without another word, Enzo stormed out of the house leaving a dead Stefan and a conflicted Damon. A few hours later Stefan woke up to find Damon sitting by the fireplace in his chair drinking his favorite bourbon.

"Augh" Stefan groaned, "Did you stop him?"

Damon remained stoic for a minute before responding, "No. I froze. He used to be my only friend." He swirled his drink looking down into it for answers.

"I get that he used to be your friend, I do. But we can't let him do this to Kai and Y/N. It's not fair. So you need to help me and our friends come up with a plan to stop him."

Damon furrowed his eyebrows and looked up, "Okay."

--------------At your apartment-----------

Enzo had been watching your apartment for a while now. Waiting for the man he so despised to leave and give you two time alone. At long last, Kai stepped out into the crisp night and headed off into the darkness. Waiting until he was clear out of sight, Enzo stepped out of his car adjusting his shirt and pulling the lively bouquet of flowers out.

"Ding dong," Enzo called out, knocking on your front door.

You creaked the door open slightly to see who it was, the door chain stopping you from opening it much further.

"Who are you?" You raised your eyebrow. Kai had told you not to let anyone in while he was out getting more blood bags.

"My name is Lorenzo St. John but you can call me Enzo." He smiled.

"Okay Enzo...And what brings you to my apartment?"

"Well darling, I thought it was time we were properly introduced. Do you mind if I come in?"

"Okay..." you said hesitantly. You closed the door to slide the latch over and opening it slowly, allowed Enzo to stride in like a gentleman.

"I brought you flowers," he held them out for you to grab.

You smiled at him with a curious look in your eyes, "Thanks. I'll go put these in a vase."

He followed you to the kitchen, looking around and taking in all that was your apartment. Digging around under the sink you finally found the curvy glass vase that you always wanted to use. Your anxiety started to build. Why is Kai taking so long? He should be back by now. Something about Enzo seemed off to you and you prayed that Kai would be home soon to help you deal with the charming stranger. You were itching to reach for you phone on the side table but knew that if Enzo suspected something was up then he might do something rash. Turning to face him you crossed your arms to find him seated comfortably at your table. A little too comfortably.

"Can I get you something to drink?"

"Do you have any blood bags, love?"

"No, sorry." You smiled weakly, "My boyfriend went out to get some more."

Enzo raised his eyebrows begrudgingly, of course you would mention your boyfriend. "I'll take a beer then."

"Sure thing." He rolled his eye as you turned to the fridge.

Speeding up behind you, he grabbed you around the throat and whispered, "Sorry about this, love." All went black.

When Kai arrived home he found the front door open. Panic rose in his chest as he yelled out for you.

"Y/N! Y/N?! Princess this isn't funny, where are you?"

Walking into the kitchen he found the fridge door wide open. He shoved the grocery bag full of blood bags in a shut it quickly. Speeding around, he checked the entire house but you were no where to be found. He ran his hands through his hair and that's when the vase caught his eye. A vase full of fresh flowers and a note attached.

For the most beautiful of all flowers and with much adoration,

Love, Enzo

Growling, Kai crumpled the note in his hand. He was going to rip this man to shreds when he found him. No one gets to take you from him. You were his and his alone.

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@ellaoleck @rome5683 @sxturn-stars @1-800-khaleesii @imagine-that @genevivetaylor

#kai parker fanfiction #kai parker imagine #kai parker #kai parker x reader #tvd fanfiction #enzo st. john

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arodrwho · 5 years ago

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critrole 2.78 lb

“he’s normal, i don’t know how like a real goth person—” “wow”

“i’ve gotta reevaluate some things” t a l i e s i n

holy shit that’s hilarious though

“i only know like 2 voices laura” god i love same

: O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are so fucking COOL

“the fool, a little more of a.. sam, scenario………….” djgfkjdgh

“i’m going to go down and eat all of the pastries because… i haven’t had them in a long time & these ones have cinnamon in them” mmmmmmm that’s definitely the only reason,,

“well i think that’s your call to make, that’s a very personal choice” good caleb, good friend

“i wonder if there’s some way to definitely settle it” hmmm

“i was thinking, i could pretend to be like my mom” oh GOd

“from like 5 to 10 feet back” fhkjgkkjsdhg good suggestion caleb

“is ur mom listening right now” “she could be”

incredible

“this could be a good thing” caduceus what the fuck

i know this is a ~destiny thing but like DUde

ooooof

hey fjord why didn’t u know there was a thingummy in port damali. a thingummy. a thing. a. what is word

an ARCHIVE in port damali

i get why travis might not remember, but surely matt coulda said “fjord, u would know,,”

there were ppl he would know there but, matt says,,

interesting…………….

but like forreal though what does the “before” in “in port damali, and before” meaN

“this will do some really good things” “i think you will do some really good things” hey i love marion!!

“.....oh, or else, okay” i love caduceus

he’s just like “ah the mom thing, okay”

“if i can get to you, imagine what more impressive and imposing figures can do to you” “you’re the most impressive and imposing figure” “you’re right jester i forgot”

yeahhhhh timeskip yo

w e l p that sure didnot work

cerberus assembly cheat sheets!! coooooool

neat neat neat neat neat

oh is she scrying? she is scrying ok

beau has advantage? is this abt the archive or?

—“and that makes sense” oh god it’s ka—

FUCK it IS

beauuuuuuuuuuuu

shit

beau arc beau arc beau arc

beau! arc!

ooooo beau is an angry cry person, one of them angrily pretends to not be crying swipe that shit away persons

“dad was a poor bastard, and he got a hint from someone to go & buy property, some farm property—” tarot card junk

YEAH FORTUNE TELLER JUNK

we’re gettin the Real Beau Lore tonight i’m delighted

thoreau………………….

oh my GOD

“he won’t knowregard” incredible

well.

idk what i expected but that wasn’t it

anyways.

still there!!

ur buying some wine,

“i’ll try some” caduceus?? whaaat

are u trying to be nice bc her family

caleb ur pretty slow on the uptake i love u

cad ur making funny faces u don’t like this do u

god i love these stupid fuckers

aw :(

pls don’t kill bryce :((

i love them…..

WAIT

jESTER also drank the wine???????

jester????????????

goddang………………………..

“he’s pretty superstitious”

“some witch woman was gonna come back and collect a piece of his fortune or some shit” holy SHIT beau

what the fuck even is your backstory

so like

his firstborn

is that what i’m hearing here

“send nott to take a look” oh rude

“i am her favorite after all” “oh maybe i should’ve woken caleb up” “no i think he’s even more grumpy in the morning” lmao

“gently lift it up, and then just drop her” “H’HH!!! I’LL DISEMBOWEL YOU WHERE ARE YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!” god i love nott

uhhh bodies? what’sa happening here

i have stopped paying attention

goblin attacks??????

o dear,

god we’re rly bringing everyone’s trauma into this aren’t we

mage lady mage lady

u would love 2 kill them goblins ? of course u would nott

witch lady beau’s dad—

that’s a lot of hooded ladies

molly caleb nott beau. are there any other mysterious mage women we should know about

“do u want to wear one of my dresses” good suggestion but i feel like,

yeah

“caleb looks like the first day u met him” :(

goddamn it’s been 2 weeks

“you’ve been used as an example in conversations” a bad example? a what not to do? a cautionary tale? like caleb?

also poor beau :(

unless u were a nice example! in which case i’m a bastard for assuming otherwise!

nein!!

specific booke

“i wanna find a nice thai restaurant,,” the dm will remember this

lore lore lore lore

why ain’t u letting NOTT do the SEARCHING

she has rly good investigation my dudes

rude,

cadeogeist? weird cool name

“‘jesus!’ i cried out loud in the library” who tf is jesus caleb i don’t understand,

sundered & sealed apart in secret…………………….

“i mean technically but it was trisected, not bisected” “i would find that extremely unlikely,,,” lmfao

“vs the holy warrior that was given rest—,” okay okay okay okay,

veluthil was the historical name of what is now known as the savelierwood

listen are we SURE that this is not cad’s thing??????

are we SURE??

cad’s got a skull buried in his fucking garden?

and the head of this thing was entrusted to the elves in the same PLACE as cad’s garden?

i know matt just said it’s not the same thing but LISTEN BUD IT SOUNDS RELATED AT LEAST

that is a WEIRD coincidence if it is not related

tooooooo weird

orangey ember? on her neck?

even the traveller is nervous? alllllrighty

oh thank god, stabbing in the dark

“there is the discussion of your craft, and your goals there, or there is the alternative one” “the alternative one”

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

rude

RUDE.

why didn’t u look for stuff for nott. rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u think u are taking TURNS here u dingus. do u think that just bc u looked for nott last time u can now look for u. INCORRECT. it is NOTT’S TURN. i will fight you.

“the familiar book of recent cults” :o

oh SHIT

“seemingly benevolent at the moment, but sparse and strange” hmmm

rexxentrum…………………….

oh shit we going

okay okay okay okay

jus realquick & then u leave again

oh god this is a DISASTER

nat1

shit and hell an dfuck y’all wth

AHHHHHHH

“ow my pancreAS” jester i LOVE you

“fjord” “just fjord” “did i offer another name” goddamn

“hello my name is caleb widogast” that was so quick,,

also u GAVE that NAME in ZADASH in the VICTORY PIT where TRENT WAS caleb pls tell me u know what u are doing

“jester lavorre” why did u give ur full name u dingus

“with the saddest expression i can muster” i love u jester

“but u are also, until further notice, banned from the rexxentrum archive” well that’s a bummer

say goodbye 2 that particular circle i spose

fjord don’t!!! y’all gonna get banned from another fuckin archive!!

F J O R D

god.

u guys

please,,,,,

“u just collect crossbow bolts across exandria” taliesin i love you

the 2ndhand embarrassment is FAR too strong

what was its name

avantika,,,

god.

that was… an eventful episode

#daypost #cr spoilers

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angrypedestrian · 6 years ago

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THE TIME IDIOTS EPISODE 410 TITLED “Tricky Dick’s Family Fun Time Jamboree” MY THOUGHTS:

So on the scale of legends presidents, this Nixon is light years better than the Lyndon Johnson from last season. Not a high bar, but he did manage to sail over it so, congratulations Dick

But do not get me wrong, it is also comically bad

for those keeping score at home the scale is from Johnson to Obama i am right and will not argue about this

grant and washington barely count so they’re in the middle

but dear god i can’t believe that the catalyst for this episode’s events is just Liar Liar but with Richard Nixon

NO ARTFUL NUDITY god

sara: grownups fight, it’s normal, it’s fine. i have definitely had normal healthy adult relationships before

ray: we actually weren’t-

sara: I’VE NEVER HAD A FEELING IN MY LIFE LETS GO KIDNAP NIXON

Zach vs. Legends understanding of government bureaucracy part 1639

THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. HE WOULD NOT BE ACTING DIRECTOR

what even is hank’s JOB

...what is gary’s job

ALSO zari and nate probably can’t date because of BUREAUCRACY

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW

NOTHING APPARENTLY!!!

crochet club??? for my babies??? I LOVE IT

everyone gets a craft! and then there’s legends craft night it goes exactly as you expect and charlie ends up in the med bay

an aside: zari in a suit? yeah

mona going “grrr”? the cutest thing I have ever seen

mick: i can’t believe this is happening again

force ghost len, descending from the ceiling: WELL, PERHAPS THERE IS A SOLUTION TO THAT PROBLEM MICHAEL

sara, you must be in a state because you are leaving john and mick...in charge of a Youth????

also that’s not where walter reed is

also charlie couldn’t also dress up as a doctor too, like anyone would notice?

lovin’ this funky royalty free background music-they got one extra tom wilson episode with that kind of creative budgeting!

but then we throw it right away again with Free Ride

which was wasted as background music tbh

hell YEAH gideon, you tell hank fuck YOU

sara’s version of punch bug involves knives

it’s the most dangerous game at the league

this episode was a riff on movies made for 50 year old men and me, and those demos alone, so thank you phil

phil: what do kids love? 70′s road/bandit movies, right?

phil: i’m so hip

nixon...have you ever met a hippie?

is there...a reason they need to all be wearing the shirts?

no, no there is not

canonically, john is a fan of the Lonely Island

he knows all the words to Ras Trent and you actually can’t tell me I’m wrong!!!

sara: i’m a great mentor, god. you’re so fucking lucky mona

Gary, your conspiracy board is so good baby

buuuuttttt, a gary nora combo? unexpectedly great

mona, you idiot. i mean that with love, but dear lord

nate INSISTED they dress up in the sheriff outfits

nate: we need to make sure we’re-

hank, already dressed

nate: oh, shit, maybe i am related to you

DJ ZARI HOLY SHIT

we could def get a whole episode of this and i would be VERY happy

fucking billy joel

that ALONE would make nate a springsteen fan instead

fuck billy joel

nathaniel stop trying to sympathize with your dad he’s BAD

i know it’s complicated but like fuck your dad dude

oh right, nora’s from the future, she’s like, ultimate generation z like Zari and so was essentially born inside a computer and intrinsically understands them

useful!

nora bb i missed you! i’m glad you’re back

ray, EVERYONE used a strategy guide to beat the water temple in OoT

ain’t no shame in that

the acting involved in the inhalation and expelling of the truth bug? where are the emmys??

academy? are you listening????

sara: i have NEVER had a FEELING in my LIFE, and i am NOT. STARTING. NOW.

mona: uhhhhh...sara launched herself into the sun?

mick: eh, she’ll come back

mmmmmmm that john and sara combo!!!

i LOVE them

they’re similar enough that they can actually get through to each other

matt ryan is an excellent winker

‘i don’t hear gender’ please shut up nate

mona’s gonna fuck some shit up!!!

i am PUMPED

maybe we should have cut away for that cgi transformation tho

anyways she’s doin it!!

KILL EM ALL fuck YEAH

nate handcuffing ray

well i’m sure that’s not the first time

ray: it’s not!

i bet hank fucking voted for nixon too

john’s really getting knocked the fuck out a lot this season

mmmhmmm yeah right shut the fuck UP hank

fuck this dude makes me mad

the actor they have playing wolf-mona is great and is probably not paid nearly enough

sara: this is a you not me situation do not think i will be following my own advice

sara: also if anyone tries to hurt you i will kill them

RAY AND NATE LOVE EACH OTHER NEVER FUCKING FORGET

my beautiful beautiful boys, these irl dragon bros

steelatom never dies!!!

and even outside of a shipping context, their canonical platonic love for one another should be taught in schools to children, like, fuck the goddamn patriarcy love your bros wholeheartedly!!

sara y’all have been stuck on a never ending road trip from hell for the past four years what do you think you have been doing this whole time?

lol charlie dissolved the us government

whoopsie gotta go fix that real quick!!

i can’t believe they remembered zari was in an ARGUS dystopian future!!

good job show!

hoo boy can’t wait for them not to deal with the amaya in the room with nate/zari

i am all for this ship, they’re fantastic, HOWEVER, it will be a crime when they don’t ultimately discuss it

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE NERON’S HOLE FACE

i do NOT

Wow Rest In Piss to Hank, guess they ran out of money to keep paying Tom Wilson, which is a shame

also guess i was wrong about the funeral next ep

but that does mean nate’s grandma is alive!! i was concerned

NEXT WEEK: oh that promo gave us...nothing. i can’t fucking believe we’re gonna get a bollywood musical number.

i mean, i can, but like, i have to at least pretend otherwise these lists lose their whole impact

#legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow spoilers #i LOVE a good road movie #and so does phil #because we are both middle aged men #HOWEVER not really who watches the cw #but anyways #the time idiots #my thoughts as i have them

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silverwinterr · 2 years ago

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Mmmmmmm so many questions, hehehehe

1. I have Clip Studio Paint. I've used it before, and recently, but not to actually make any real drawing; I was just testing it after a while of not doing anything with it.

2. Depends on the moment, for some reason. For refs, though, I always draw them facing left, for whatever reason.

3. This dragon story thing I made. I came up with it around six or so years ago, when I first moved here. It's not actually finished, nor does it have a real plot, but I have characters that are too sentimental to let go.

Ok wow this is gonna be a long post, oh dear

4. Humans. Just. Humans. I can't draw furry creatures either.

5. I probably keep like 95% of it to myself lmfao

6. Literally everything? Like help

7. Probably modeling, if I had to choose one. I don't understand how y'all do it.

8. That same dragon story. It actually has more than just dragons, but whatever. The main characters are dragons. Small dragons. I haven't done anything with it in forever, but I can't just throw it away.

9. I use ibis Paint, but I always name them with the number (and by that I mean that if it's Untitled1498 (yes I have somehow made that canvases), then I'll title it '1498. ActualTitleHere'.)

10. I dont exactly do the clothes thing in my art. Usually, since I just draw dragons, they'll have a cape at MOST. Not counting accesories.

11. Music or commentary videos. Just depends on my mood. Can't be silence though.

12. Uh. (Sketch) the tail, (Lineart) the head? Probably. Lineart is especially hard for literally anything even/straight-lined, so tails and wings are definitely off the list for it.

13. Where. Do I even start.

14. Hm. Moth motifs are cool, so are fire motifs, if I understand the question. There are other examples I could use, but I'm not sure if they fit the question or not- it's like. Not showing the face or something.

15. My room or the living room. Almost exclusively.

16. Uhhhhhhh. I'd say the lineart on straight lines, but I'm not actually good at that lmao. I have no idea

17. Well, I have water with me- that's about it though.

18. I haven't actually broken any to the point of not being able to be used, but dear god the amount of pencils I've lost in Narnia is sad. And this isn't including the times I've lost my tablet's pencil and then found it again.

19. ngl i mostly just draw characters lmao

20. Uhhhhhhhhh

21. W h e r e d o I s t a r t (maybe I'll add lists of these two at the bottom?)

22. no lol (I mean I do swimming, but that's not for drawing, and I usually don't draw right after)

23. Uh. What. Am I missing something lmao

24. No, I don't think so?

25. Hrmmmmmmmmmm .________. I have no idea-

26. I don't remember anything specifically. Again, I don't normally post a lot of my art lol

27. Not intentionally, though I do sketch a lot while trying to figure out wtf I'm doing lmao

28. Artfight

29. literally nothing everything somehow influences my brain like AHHHHHHH

30. hummmmmmm uh

Weirdly Specific Artist Ask Game

Didn't see a lot of artist ask games, wanted to make a silly one.

(I wrote this while sick out of my mind last year and it's been collecting dust in my drafts, I might as well let it run free) 1. Art programs you have but don't use

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

3. What ideas come from when you were little

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

9. What are your file name conventions

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

12. Easiest part of body to draw

13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing

14. Any favorite motifs

15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)

16. Something you are good at but don't really have fun doing

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

18. An estimate of how much art supplies you've broken

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any

23. Do you use different layer modes

24. Do your references include stock images

25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

#art game #art ask game #ask game #art #please this is so much longer than i meant it to be i need to shut up

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heavenxpiercing · 5 years ago

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14. What are five of your favorite ships? (In the rp community or otherwise)15. What sort of muses do you tend to write?

14. What are five of your favorite ships? (In the rp community or otherwise)

Well obvs, my #1 all-time favorite ship is without a doubt: ShiroIchi. I will forever love Ash ( @ivory-insanity ) for RPing it with me all these long years. Two literal years of relationship-building before they actually FINALLY kissed and then three more years of sweet angst and pure fluff and about a million AUs. This ship is the hill I will die on. uvu

Other than that I’m absolutely in love with SenShiro ( Senbonzakura / Shiro ) and all the chaos that it brings. Alenya ( @magnusdecus ) and I started writing it as a cracky hateship but it became so much more I love it to pieces. When they’re not making out, they’re trying to kill each other and i think that’s beautiful.

I also adore CyaNemu with Alenya as well because. Soft sweet lesbians. They love doing each other’s hair and talking about science and literature and tbh they’re just so fucking cute. Very distinguished. -sobs-

THEN ofc there’s EmiCya and tbh Mercy ( @carminecervine ) is 100% to blame for how soft I am for these two. Cyan just adores her silly deer and ahhhhhhh she feels so very guilty for how sad she made her before. They’re just. Too cute.

And last but absolutely not least there’s IchiIshi. IchiIshi which was honestly this ship I didn’t really like very much. It wasn’t a NOTP but it was never a favorite of mine until this one Uryu blog strong-armed their way into my heart and made me love the ship. Now I get to RP it with Mars on @derstolz and I’m 10x more weak for this ship than ever. They’re just. Such good boyfs. We created this whole ass slowburn AU where they were LIVING together for 2 years and pining and it wasn’t until AFTER Ichigo dropped out of medschool (ok pre med whatever) and moved back to Karakura that either of them got the balls to confess like dear gods. Precious.

15. What sort of muses do you tend to write?

MMMMMMM this is hard because... I have Ichigo, Shiro, Liltotto, Masaki, Shigaraki, Cyan, and Bakugo... Ichi and Baku both have these big tough guy faces but they’re really nerds. Like mom like son Ichi and Masaki are the sweetest beans. Lil is also a sweet bean but also Not to non Quincy pre-war. Cyan is a snob but she loves her comrades fiercely and will stab a hoe to be petty. Shiggy. He was just pushed too far too young and never looked back. Shiro is Shiro. He and Lil are my cannibal duo. I guess I like sweet beans and gremlins alike as long as they have trust issues and / or a hard time expressing their emotions. or y’know. just straight-up murderers.

#outofgetsuga~#{SO THIS GOT P LONG}#{Whoops}#{jsdfkjhsd}#aikouo #「 answered asks 」

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lokilickedme · 6 years ago

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The Horrific Progression of Cognitive Health Assistance and The Myth of Mental Clarity and Focus, an essay by me after messing up bigtime but hey my closet is clean as a fucking whistle:

4:27 PM Friday: I spy a bottle on the shelf at the local discount closeout warehouse. Active Mind for Cognitive Health, the label says. 1000mg of Cognizin, Assists With Attention it claims. Begins Working in about 60 Minutes! Supports Mental Clarity & Focus.

4:28 PM Friday: *throws it in the cart* Sounds good, what could go wrong.

11:16 AM Tuesday: Forgot about this stuff. Hm. Cognizin Citicoline, L-Theanine, Caffeine. Maybe I can actually get some writing done today.

11:17 AM: *takes one caplet*

11:23 AM: Coffee’s ready!! Mmmmmmm

11:24 AM: Wait a sec...*reads warning at bottom of label* Avoid additional consumption of caffeine, as this may cause adverse side effects. Eh whatever, I drink two pots a day plus a large McFreakinDonalds. *thumps chest* Strong like bull.

11:32 AM: *sits down to write with ridiculously large cup of coffee*

11:37 AM: *still staring at open draft*

11:38 AM: I should clean out my closet.

11:41 AM: OMG I love a clean closet. I want to marry this clean closet. I would have this clean closet’s babies. Wonder if I can write now.

11:42 AM: Why are my arms doing that

11:43 AM: More coffee! God I love coffee. Wonder if I can write now.

11:44 AM: I should change all the bedding in the house and flip the mattresses, people flip their mattresses at the beginning of each season, right?

11:46 AM: *flips King size mattress all by my five-foot-one self*

11:48 PM: The cat needs a bath

11:52 PM: Note to self: cat doesn’t like baths

11:53 AM: We need bandaids

11:59 AM: Why does it become PM at noon? Who decided that? I didn’t vote for it. Must have been trump

12:03 PM: Bookshelves should be alphabetized. Why aren’t they alphabetized??

12:04 PM: Oh shit

12:04 PM: *runs to bathroom*

12:10 PM: Well that was...unexpected

12:11 PM: This medicine cabinet could stand a good arranging

12:13 PM: why are my LEGS DOING THAT

12:15 PM: *sits down to write*

12:17 PM: WHY ARE SEA URCHINS BEING HARVESTED FOR SUSHI RESTAURANTS HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE SEEN AMERICAN PSYCHO?!?

12:18 PM: I AM TREMBLE WHY

12:20 PM: why tf is mY heArt DOing thAT

12:31 PM: did I leave my kids somewhere?

12:32 PM: OMG I LEFT MY KIDS SOMEWHERE

12:33 PM: GEEZUS FUCK WEHRE ARE MYKIDS

12:34 PM: Oh

12:35 PM: NEW RULE YOU LITTLE SHITS WHOEVER DOESN’T ANSWER WHEN I YELL GETS SOLD TO THE SUSHI RESTAURANT

12:36 PM: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS HERE FEAR ME!!!!!

12:37 PM: why tf can’t I see in color anymore

12:38 PM: what was I goign to do?? oh yeh WRITE SOMETHING

12:40 PM: where tf is my computer??

12:41 PM: found computer, forgot why need

12:42 PM: Oh shit - again??

12:45 PM: they should market this as a diet aid, GEEZUS

12:46 PM: why is the medicine cabinet in alphabetical order?

1:16 PM: I don’t know where the last thirty minutes went. Oh god. Did I kill someone?

1:18 PM: *realizes I took that damn cognito-whatever to write*

1:19 PM: *realizes it worked, but I wrote THIS instead of what I intended*

1:20 PM: *reads more of the label* For adults, take 2 caplets daily, preferably with a meal.

1:21 PM: I only took one

1:22 PM: I don’t feel any mental clarity and/or focus. Hm. Oh well.

1:25 PM: MOM!! Why’s my bed upside down?? I flipped your mattress, dear.

1:26 PM: Wait a second...

#do not recommend

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cdc1345711 · 6 years ago

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My Hero Academia/Vigilantes Crossover Story Redo Part 1

(It was a regular day at UA-classes were being done,lunch was eaten,Hero training went smoothly-but at the end of the school day teachers Present Mic,Aizawa aka Eraserhead and retired hero All-Might were in a meeting discussing some.........disturbances)

Aizawa:Even after 6 years they’re still causing mischief-thought they’d stop by now....”

Present Mic:Well-I don’t necessarily mind what they’re doing because honestly we can’t all protect the cities especially with...(sees All-Might)a certain heroes retirement”

All-Might:(Understanding what he means)That’s true and we have to point out they haven’t attacked civilians only villains”

Aizawa:Still it’s against......(senses something)someone is listening in(uses his scarf to open the door and the snoop being....)Tenya Ida?”

Ida:(Frantically apologizing)I am truly sorry for eavesdropping on your private conversation-it was my curiosity that got the better of me,I will pretend I didn’t.......”

All-Might:How much did you hear Ida.....?”

Ida:.......Everything-and I volunteer to scout the city”

Aizawa:Just you?”

Ida:Well......not quite”

(At the UA dorm rooms for all students Ida finally arrives)

Midoriya:Oh hey Ida-I was wondering where you were”

Kirishima:Yeah not like the class rep to arrive late at night”

Ida:(Ignoring his pun)Midoriya,Uraraka,Kirishima,I’d like to discuss something with you-you as well Bakugo,Todoroki,Mineta,Yaoyorozu,Hagakure,Sero and Asui”

Tsu:I told you to call me Tsu”

Bakugo:And why should I you four eyed know-it-all?”

Ida:It’s important”

(Ida and the classmates he asked to talked to were on another to discuss what the teachers were taking about-which is.....)

Midoriya:VIGILANTES.......???!!!!”

Ida:Exactly-I volunteered to scout out the Harumata-Naburashi slums and our teachers allowed me to bring some help in capturing them,hence you all”

Mineta:Are you insane-these are vigilantes,basically villains”

Bakugo:Really Four Eyes-you want us to beat up a couple of modern day fossils? seems like a waist”

Sero:Wait did you say ‘modern day fossils’?”

Midoriya:He means that when quirks started to manifest the first heroes were illegal heroes ergo ‘vigilantes’ individuals putting the law in their own hands which lead to ‘Heroes’ being a natural profession”

Yaoyorozu:Midoriya is absolutely correct-give or take a few missing details”

Kirishima:This is gonna be fun-always wanted to see a real vigilante,it’s just so manly that they do what needs to be done with no regard of the law”

Ida:You better keep those opinions to yourself Kirishima”

Kirishima:Hey now Class Rep-I want to be a hero I’m just saying an opinion”

Sero:So why us Ida?”

Ida:Because I believe your skills can be useful-if we get into a fight, Midoriya,Bakugo,Todoroki and Kirishima would be a great defense,and Sero,Mineta,you can use your tape or your balls to trap them as well as you Yaoyorozu can create something with your quirk to also capture them while Uraraka and Tsu can scout from above”

“Seems good but what about us?”

(The rest of their classmates enter the room)

Kaminari:My electricity could stun them”

Jiro:Along with my Earphone Jacks”

Shoji:And I could tell where their positions are if they run for it”

Ida:(Not wanting to add more numbers to their crusade but can’t ignore the logics in their case)Alright we all can go-just remember this is a scouting mission even though we have permission to use force”

Classmates:Right!”

(The next day all of Class 1A journey to the slum city of Harumata-Naburashi to find their targets.....and in their hero outfits)

Ida:Alright our targets are named ‘The Crawler’ quirk;Slide and glide,’Pop Step’ quirk;bounce and ‘Knuckleduster’.....huh strange...”

Uraraka:What is it Ida?”

Ida:It says here he’s qurikless but extremely violent”

Satou:If he’s got no Quirk than he should be a piece of cake”

Bakugo:Don’t underestimate him,he may be quirkless but I don’t he’ll be easy-they usually never are”

Kaminari:Way to be a Buzz kill Bakugo”

Bakugo:NNNNH-SHUT UP YOU ELECTRIC IDIOT!!!!!”

Ida:Enough talk, we’ll split up into teams of four,Uraraka,Midoriya,Yaoyorozu,you three are with me,Todoroki,Bakugo,Kirishima,Satou you go to Namashi street,Mineta you and.....”

Bakugo:Hold on you damn 4 eyes-who made you leader?”

Todoroki:He was given this task Bakugo-so of course he should lead”

Bakugo:LIKE HELL!!!!!!”

Kirishima:Come on Bakugo-at least you can put your anger out on some vigilantes”

Ida:Only if you find them-which we’re wasting time let’s split up now”

(So all 20 students split into teams of 4 members-each exploring and asking people if they’ve seen the vigilantes)

Midoriya:Excuse me ma’am but mind if we ask you if you’ve seen any Vigilantes”

Old Lady:Oh not recently deary but I did see them last month”

Big Guy:Nah but I know from a pal of mine he saw some Old Guy beat the snot out of a big villain,that could be one of them”

School Girl:The only ones we’ve seen are the ‘Cruller’ picking up our trash,recycling glass bottles and helping people arrive to train stations on time,he’s a really nice guy”

School Guy:I’m mostly looking at Pop Step videos-she has such a nice bouncy butt”

Midoriya:(Calling the other 4 teams)Any luck on your end?”

Jiro:(With Kaminari,Sero and Kouta)Not really”

Mina:(Alongside Hagakure,Ojiro and Aoyama)Same here”

Tokoyami:Regrettably the same regarding our status(With Mineta,Tsu and Shoji)”

Todoroki:We’re still asking,so far Bakugo is.........let’s say no one has said anything lately”

Ida:Alright-let’s rendezvous and meet up for lunch,then return to asking”

(They all agree while Todoroki’s team are about to interviewing two individuals-one with a weird eyewear named Ichimoku Samatsu and his short friend Jube Namimaru-before meeting up with their friends for lunch)

Satou:Let’s ask these guys before hooking back up with the others so we can get a bite”

Kirishima:Yeah-and try not to scare these ones Bakugo”

Bakugo:Shut up spikey hair”

Todoroki:Excuse us I was wondering if you two could help us for a bit”

Ichimoko:Sure-hey aren’t you Endeavor’s kid?”

Todoroki:(Ignoring the question)We’re wondering if you could tell us about the villains rising as well as the ‘Vigilante trio’ dealing with said ‘villain problem’?”

Namimaru:First off,they’re not villains,they’re just normal people corrupted by a drug called ‘Trigger’ maybe yuh heard of it,secondly we don’t know nothing about the vigilante trio”

Todoroki:Really(Noticing a pin in Namimaru’s Jacket)then why do you have on a Pop Step pin button in your jacket”

(Both Namimaru and Ichimoko both start to freak thinking of a good excuse)

Namimaru:What can’t a guy like good music”

Kirishima:Depending on how much you think her music is ‘good’(as he says under his breath)”

Namimaru:(Hearing his jab at his favorite singers music)WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT POP’S MUSIC PUNK!!!!!?????”

Ichimoko:(Stopping him)Look,obviously we haven’t heard Jack crap about.......(but before he could finish Bakugo leaps up and grabs the two of them threatening to use his explosion quirk on them)”

Bakugo:You little bastards know something and you’re gonna tell us or else......”

Ichimoko:Holy Crap I knew you looked familiar, you’re the kid who won the UA Sports Festival......”

Namimaru:........Yeah the one who was chained and muzzled like a wild dog”

Bakugo:(Even more furious because of that humiliating festival)WHY YOU.....(but before he could attack Todoroki uses his ice quirk to freeze him)what the Hell???you icy hot bastard”

Todoroki:Cool off Bakugo”

Kirishima:We’re so sorry-he’s usually.......less hot tempered-you’re free to go”

Ichimoko:Violent punk.....”

Namimaru:Could’ve killed us”

Satou:You really gotta work on your people skills”

Bakugo:Shhhhhh-shut up and....unfrrrrrrr-eeze me Assholes”

(But as the two pals walk off they grab out their phone sending a message to a certain ‘idol’ of theirs-on a crappy building on a condemned building the’re 2 people inside,a guy and a girl but not just any,they’re Pop Step and Crawler aka Koichi)

Pop Step:(Looking at her phone)Hey it’s a text from Ichimoko and Namimaru”

Koichi:Really? what’s it say?”

(The Message reads.’Dear Pop Step,sorry to bother you,hope you’re having a good day but a couple of those Class 1 A UA students are looking for you, ‘The Cruller’ and the Violent Old guy,Hell one of them is Endeavor’s son and that kids who almost killed that girl with his explosions and was muzzled like a wild animal after he won the tournament,my guess is they’re probably here to arrest you so you might want to stay scarce as well as ‘Cruller’ hope you get this message and stay safe-Ichimoko and Namimaru’)

Pop Step:OH MY GOD THE HERO COURSE KIDS ARE HERE WHY????”

Koichi:Maybe they’re just here to talk......”

Pop-Step:Or maybe they’re here because that damn Old Man is beating the life out of those villains and they’re linking him to us and really are here to arrest us mmmmmmm I CAN GO TO JAIL I JUST CAN’T!!!!!”

Koichi:(Thinking)Look this maybe a bad idea but why don’t we just explain to them that we’re not that bad”

Pop-Step:THAT’S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I EVER HEARD!!!!!”

Koichi:Well it’s the best we got so far”

Pop Step:(Realizing it actually is)Dangit”

Koichi:It’s settled then-We should probably tell Master as well”

Pop Step:(Sarcastically)Great......I’m sure no harm will come of telling him”

(On a nearby building top the old vigilante Knuckleduster answers Koichi’s call)

Knuckleduster:.....You want me to what?”

Koichi:Please Master if you see them don’t fight them,it’ll only make it worse”

Knuckleduster:That all depends on if they don’t strike first,you know how I never turn down a fight especially if one of thems that ‘Exploding Boy’(pounds his knuckles at the mere thought of it)”

Koichi:Master......”

Knuckleduster:Okay Okay-I won’t fight them”

Koichi:Good,me and Pop are gonna try to find those kids,you should meet up with us soon”

Knuckleduster:See you two soon enough(he hangs up as he sees 4 figures and smiles)we’ll i’ll be damned”

(The 4 figures turn out to be none other than Todoroki’s team)

Satou:It’s getting late-you know where we are?”

Todoroki:The Restaurant is just five miles on the next block”

Kirishima:Good i’m starving how about you Bakugo?”

Bakugo:(Begrudgingly answers)They better have something spicy,I need a little kick after having no action”

“(Just then a figure appears behind them)If it’s action you want boy.........(it’s Knuckleduster)”

Knuckleduster:Than congratulations you just found it(he says and he shows his brass knuckles to the young heroes)”

To Be Continued in Part 2

#My Hero Academia #My Hero Academia Vigilantes

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Handsome Dick: ..::exhausted sigh::..

THE END

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