#mmmm yes OP I love this

[dangermousie]

I haven’t been posting about Rebirth of a Star General but I have been steadily reading it and am about 190chapters in.

I will have to update my fave het web novels list because this is AMAZING.

QSCK most famous novel is, of course, Rebirth of the Malicious Empress of Military Lineage. It’s very well crafted and I enjoyed it (it’s probably the novel I like the most out of “OP reborn protag gets revenge and settles inner courtyard grudges as her OP ML watches admiringly and occasionally assists” genre) but my emotional investment and involvement was nil. The mains were too OP, inner courtyard scheming is something I have no interest in (I don’t watch harem dramas for a reason) and because FL woke up in the past before all the bad stuff really happened it opens the usual can of worms about punishing people for things they haven’t done yet (the sole novel I’ve seen actually tackle that issue was Rebirth of a Tyrant’s Pet which went on my fave list because FL wakes up as a kid and instead of getting revenge on kid versions of her first life husband and his brother who did her in first time around goes “well they are fucking kids, why the hell would I go after kids?” and actually had a sane plan of having different interactions with them that would not lead to the same outcome and that works! Not to mention she sees her brother in law who killed her in life 1 horribly abused and saves him because - once again - who on earth is OK with child abuse? Anyway, digression.)

I’ve seen people comment repeatedly that Star is not at all like this author’s typical novel and for me that is a great thing. Except for talent with weapons and formations (because she has experience from her past go-around as a general!), FL has no superpowers. Nor is the bulk of the novel dedicated to revenge - yes she wants it and eventually gets it but it’s like 10% of her time at most - like a sane person she spends the bulk of her time in living her new life - trying to make a career in the military, save various places, she acquires new friends and in a very very slow burn fashion, a new love interest.

And the thing is - her revenge would make sense here because unlike in most of those set-ups, she’s not reborn as herself younger or w/e - she wakes in a body of a young woman right after she herself was killed in life 1 - so that means the narrative continues linearly that way - any revenge is for acts actually committed in this timeline and characters have to deal with the fallout.

Oh, and the ML is not insanely OP either - he’s a very capable general and smart (yes, it’s general x general, mmmm!) and of course, this being a QSCK novel, he’s gorgeous, but he doesn’t have insane OP of eg Military Empress hero.

I am insanely invested in these people because we see their wounds and their slow growth (unlike in a lot of these novels where protags don’t really change much) and the secondaries are amazing too. So good! I hope the drama is half as good.

Speaking of, stills of the mains from the filming:

[nobibiname]

Ever wondered why the Elucien arguments pulling out Sarah’s 2016 interview and Facebook comment (yeah that one after ACOMAF came out) are SO annoying? 🙄

Ok so I ended up in a TikTok comment section today (yes I know that was my first mistake) and it occurred to me, we are once again not on the same page about some fundamental ideas on writing. The OP argued Sarah hasn’t changed her mind on the next books &elucien and that she said so in an interview after ACOSF.

Ok, but there’s a huge GLARING problem with that.

Basically, a writer makes promises in the text. I’m paraphrasing Sanderson here (I watch his lectures for fun, even tho I don’t write cuz I’m a dork) so he was talking about the first chapter and prologue of a book, or movie… but if you’re writing a multi-book epic, then you’re probably going to make promises about plots and characters of your future books, right?

So what are these promises? Basically what kind of book it is, plot&trope hints, the tone, goals, journeys and obstacles.

Ok back to SJM: why is the argument that “she said Elucien and hasn’t changed her mind infuriating? Because she made different promises in the books. And that is what Elriels mean when we say “set up”.

I mean just from the amount of interactions, Elriel have more than Elucien.. not to mention the warmth, positivity and thoughtfulness she put into their interactions over seriously 4 books. The promises are crystal clear: there is a romance that started as friendship==plot, but she has a bond w/someone else==obstacle, and Rhys forbade it in a moment resulting in her thinking he rejected her, but he didn’t == twist.

These promises need to be addressed, resolved, fulfilled. Is there something even CLOSE to this kind of story promise existing for Elucien?

I have seriously seen people claim that Elucien are both “friends to lovers” AND “enemies to lovers”…. These cannot both be true, like come on… you’re not even sure what kind of story they promise to be? You’re not sure what kinds of promises Sarah made about Elucien?

Why are you not sure? Because it’s not in the text. My personal view is that Elucien is neither… if they happen it’s kind of worse than either trope, they’re certainly not friends, they are at best indifferent to each other and at worst resentful. Mmmm … delicious “indifferent to lovers” 🫠

On a serious note, I don’t “hate” Elucien, but SJM hasn’t made a single promise in the text that I can quote in here that would make me excited about them. He gave her gifts that she didn’t throw away…. ?? Really?… she made a half step toward him… once… no, just no! And that’s how I feel, regardless if “Lulu deserves love”… sure he does, then write a love interest that brings out flirty firey fox boy from book1 and I’m on board 🫡 ….and don’t try to convince me after 4 books of a tepid nothing that all along it was Elain. Because. I. Don’t. Buy. It.

And my last point (I swear!) why did I get my panties all up in a twist… basically this: a writer makes promises IN THE TEXT, and if what you are saying in interviews directly CONTRADICTS your actual text, then you kinda have a problem. … at that point either you’re a bad writer, or you can’t blindly trust an interview from 7 years ago, it’s outdated!

The great GRRM himself said how often his “gardening style” of writing led to character arcs and romantic pairings changing… so why don’t we start treating Sarah as an adult author, and trust the text, and not an old interview?

It also comes down to trust. You don’t wanna be left feeling like “hmmm this doesn’t feel real, I don’t buy it” it takes you out of the text, and it happens when an author messes up promise-delivery . When an author foreshadows well, and sets up the story with their promises, still manages to surprise us while keeping the promises… well I trust THAT PERSON to tell me the most satisfying story.

[lindsey-laufeyson]

Texts from Tom Hiddleston

Masterlist

35. Impatience

Warnings: fluff, smut, post-op pain

A/N: The majority of this chapter has been in my drafts for about 6 months and I’ve only just finished it… 😳 Sorry I suck!

The next week of celibacy was almost unbearable. Yes, you and Tom had been wanting to consummate your newly rekindled relationship since the moment he appeared at your front door, but once you had gotten a literal taste of what you had been missing, it was like your body had been set aflame. You needed to fuck him, and you could tell he needed to fuck you just as bad. It started the morning after your little fellatious indiscretion when you woke up to Tom’s exceptionally hard morning wood poking you in the back through his boxer shorts.

“Mmmm, good morning,” you said slyly, wiggling slightly against his clothed erection.

He let out a little ‘hmph’ and jerked his hips back, away from your body. “Sweetheart,” he warned, mumbling in your ear. “Last night was lovely, but I think it’s best we don’t test our limits anymore.”

You rolled over to face him. His eyes were still closed, still so sleepy, yet clearly very aroused. “Baby, it doesn’t even hurt anymore,” you insist. “We can take it slow, and I know you can be so gentle.” You brought your hand to his face and softly stroked down his neck, chest, and abs, but he opened his eyes and grabbed your hand before it got too low and brought it up to his lips, kissing your knuckles softly.

“No means no, love,” he said simply. “Now, I need to drop Bobby off at home before I head to rehearsal.” He kissed you on the forehead and got out of bed.

“On a Saturday?” you groaned.

“I’m sorry, darling. I need to make up for the days I missed earlier this week,” he told you as he got dressed. You couldn’t help but stare as he stuffed his erection into his trousers. “And rehearsals will only be getting longer and more frequent as opening night approaches.”

You sat up and sighed. “I know, I get that. Can I come over to your place when you’re done?”

He leaned down to be eye level with you. “Only if you promise to be good,” he teased.

You cupped his face in your hands. “I promise,” you replied softly, giving him a loving kiss on the lips.

“I’ll text you when I’m wrapping up,” he said once the kiss ended. “I love you.”

You smiled broadly, still not used to those words coming from his mouth, no matter how many times he’d said them. “I love you too,” you cooed, and with that he left.

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Tom left your house thankful that he had left when he did. You looked so gorgeous in the morning, your skin glowing in the sunlight, your sleepy expression too adorable for his heart to take, and it took every ounce of self control not to just take you right then and there. It helped that you had been wearing pajamas, but not by much. Your tank top framed your cleavage perfectly and the thin fabric did very little to hide your pert nipples. Then there was last night— your lips wrapped around his cock, the way you expertly moved your tongue— he had forgotten just how good you were at sucking his cock. That being said, he knew that your pussy felt even better than your mouth, and he missed making you cum, hearing you moan and scream. His wandering mind made his drive home excruciating, and when he got in the house, he realized he’d leaked precum through his boxers and trousers. He decided to snap a photo and send it to you.

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While Tom was gone at rehearsal, you had no idea what to do with yourself, since all you wanted to do was be with him. You occupied some of the time by taking your dogs out for a long walk and watching some TV (something you were relieved to be able to do again), but when a sex scene came on in the show you were watching, you got all hot and bothered again. That’s when you decided to send some cheeky texts to your boyfriend.

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That night, once rehearsal was finally over, Tom texted you the second the director called it a day.

When Tom got home, he quickly showered and got dressed in a comfy v-neck t-shirt and sweatpants, just in time for you to arrive with your pups. He briefly greeted your dogs as they ran in and then pulled you into his arms for a soft and sensual kiss. “Hi,” he greeted you as the kiss ended.

“Hi,” you replied, barely above a whisper. It was so fucking sexy and Tom knew you weren’t even trying.

“How does a movie sound?” he asked, attempting to hide the fact that you were already turning him on and you’d only just got there.

You smiled up at him. “Sounds perfect.” As you took off your coat, Tom couldn’t help but stare at you. You were wearing another thin, low cut, tank top with no bra underneath, and your pajama shorts were so short, he knew he’d get a peak at your ass cheeks if you bent over. He suspected you didn’t have on any panties either, the thought making his cock twitch. When you caught him staring, you giggled. “See something you like?”

Tom’s cheeks flushed a soft pink. “You,” he replied smoothly. “As always.” He pulled you back in for another kiss, this one deeper than the first, but when he felt himself developing a semi, he pulled away. “Why don’t you, uh, pick out a film while I grab some wine for us, yeah?” he suggested, a little flustered.

You smiled at him knowingly. “Take your time,” you replied sweetly, as you turned to make your way to the living room. Tom watched you walk away, then shook himself out of his trance and headed to the kitchen.

When he returned to the living room with a bottle of Bordeaux and two glasses, he found you on one end of the sofa with a blanket over your legs and Bobby on your lap. He smiled as he set the glasses down on the coffee table and poured the wine. “Don’t you two look cozy,” he mused as he handed you your glass.

“He’s my snuggle buddy,” you said, taking the glass from Tom.

He knelt down in front of you to give Bobby a scratch. “You do know, old boy, that you’re going to have to share her,” he told the pup in his adorable dog-dad voice. Bobby simply wagged his tail in response.

“Now boys, there is plenty of me to go around,” you joked.

Tom picked up his glass of wine and turned to you. “Scooch,” he told you.

“There is a whole other end of the couch,” you argued playfully, but still shifting to make room for him. Bobby took it as a cue to move, taking his place on the floor with your two dogs.

Careful not to spill any wine, he snuggled in behind you so that you were sitting between his legs with your back resting against his chest. “This is so much comfier, though,” he purred in your ear before giving you a soft kiss on the neck.

You sighed contentedly. “I can’t argue there.”

As the two of you watched the movie and sipped your wine, Tom paid less and less attention to what was going on on the screen. After he finished his first glass, he realized he hadn’t eaten anything since lunch, so the wine hit him quicker than usual. It was making him feel a bit frisky. He set his empty glass down and wrapped his arms tight around your waist. He dipped his head down and began running the tip of his nose lightly over your neck and shoulder, inhaling deeply and getting even more intoxicated by your natural scent. Upon exhaling, he started softly peppering your neck with kisses. You sighed heavily, causing your chest to rise and fall and drawing Tom’s attention to the area. Your cleavage looked incredible from this angle. His hand wandered from your waist to your breast, cupping it gently and lightly brushing his thumb over your clothed nipple.

You hummed softly as your nipple immediately hardened under his touch. “Tommy,” you warned. “I thought we were going to be good for the rest of the week.”

“But you’re just so irresistible,” he mumbled between more kisses to your neck. You giggled and tilted your head to the side to give him more access. He moved his other hand to your remaining breast and began massaging both of them. You bit your lip and moaned, causing more blood to rush from Tom’s brain to his groin. He wanted to hear more of your beautiful noises. He sucked hard on the crook of your neck as he rolled your nipples between his fingers through your shirt. More soft moans fell from your lips while your body squirmed against his, rubbing against the growing erection in his sweatpants. He grunted against your skin. You bent your knees and spread your legs underneath the blanket before putting your hand over one of his and guiding it down to the waistband of your shorts. “Princess,” he began, just above a whisper.

You leaned your head back and put your lips to his ear. “I want you to feel how wet you’re making me.”

Against his better judgment, Tom slowly slipped his hand into your shorts and grazed his fingertips over your pussy. You were soaked. “Fuck,” he groaned, biting your neck.

You gasped and whined. “Just play with me a little, baby. Please,” you begged as you rolled your hips.

He kissed the bite mark on your neck as he gently began to run his fingers through your wet folds. Every time he touched your clit, a moan would escape your lips and you’d squirm against his excruciatingly hard cock, which was surely staining his sweatpants with precum by now. He started rubbing your clit the way he knew you loved, causing your breathing to become more labored.

“Oh god,” you moaned. “Oh fuck, that’s it!” Tom increased his pressure and speed on your swollen bundle of nerves. “Oh yes… yes… YES!” As you started to cum, Tom swore he could have cum right there, but then you suddenly jerked forward clutching your stomach. “Oh shit! Ouch! Ow ow ow! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow!”

Concern overtook his lust immediately. “Fuck,” he huffed as he leaned forward to try to see your face. “Darling, are you okay? I’m so sorry! What hurts?”

You shook your head. “I’m okay, I just—“ You inhaled sharply and winced. “I didn’t think about the fact that all the muscles around my incisions would contract when I orgasmed.” You chuckled a bit as you said this, but your face still had a pained expression.

“Shit! Do we need to go to the hospital?” he asked, unable to hide the worry in his voice.

“No, no, I’m fine,” you quickly assured him. “As long as the pain goes away in a little while and I don’t start bleeding excessively, I’ll be good.” You gave him a thumbs up as you attempted to smile through the pain.

He gently rubbed your back and looked at you with a mixture of concern and skepticism. “How do you know that?”

You looked at him like a child who’d just been caught breaking the rules. “Because I kind of had something similar happen when I lifted one of the kids at work the other day and called the doctor about it…”

“What?? Why were you exerting yourself like that, and why didn’t you tell me?”

“Well, I wasn’t thinking about it when I picked him up! It was just out of habit,” you explained defensively. “And I didn’t tell you because I knew you would panic and then scold me… Kind of like you’re doing now…” You trailed off as you looked at him apologetically.

Taking a deep breath, he knelt on the ground in front of you, reaching up to cup your face in his hand. “I’m not trying to scold you, sweetheart. I just worry about you.”

“And I promise you, I’m—“ You took another sharp breath, then exhaled slowly before finishing your sentence. “I’m fine.”

“Mmhmm,” he replied skeptically as he stood up. “Why don’t you lie down, darling, and I’ll be right back.” He quickly went to get a heating pad, an ice pack, some pain killers, and a glass of water. When he came back, he found you sitting up in the same position he left you in, holding your knees to your chest. He sighed and shook his head. “Stubborn as ever, I see.”

“Oh hush, you. I’m afraid if I move I’ll just anger it,” you told him as you looked down at your aching lower tummy.

He chuckled as he gave you the pills and water and sat down beside you on the sofa. “Come here,” he said, as he carefully scooped you up into his lap. “Now, ice or heat?”

“Ice, please,” you replied quietly. He grabbed the ice pack and placed it on your lower abdomen.

“Better?” he asked. You simply nodded and nuzzled your face into his neck. “Good,” he said, lightly rubbing your back while his other hand gently stroked your legs.

He cradled you like that for the remainder of the movie the two of you had forgotten you were watching, and by the end of it, you had fallen asleep. Careful not to wake you, he removed the now lukewarm ice pack from your lap, lifted you up, and carried you to the bedroom. There he gently laid you down in his bed, tucked you in, and kissed your forehead, before heading back downstairs.

After he cleaned up and got ready for bed, he was relieved to find you still fast asleep. As quietly as he could, he climbed into bed and curled up next to you and just listened to you breathe until he fell asleep too.

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[chxrry-x-bxmb]

TFES EP 4 Spoilers under cut!

And a quick mention that I liked ep 3 more than ep 2

Can we actually see cosmos again ueueue

Also woah the ship broke right through the dome??? Should it have been able to do that???

WOAH WAIT NO ONE KNEW THEY COULD OPEN THE DOME?!?!?

I loves Megs sm he immediately got down to get Dotty

"That starship is our way home" immediately start destroying it

God the cons are so dumb sometimes skdkd

Oh yikes,,,defense system works by insignia,,,it's gonna attack Megs ain't it

WHY IS OP YELLING AT HIM HE LITERALLY WAS STANDING THERE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE???!!! LEAVE HIM BE!!!!

Yes dotty give him the sass 👏

Stasis pods?? Are they empty?

Oh hey Prowler! Whatcha creeping in the dark like a weirdo for

Mmmm the sort of arm wrestling is a fun cybertronian greeting at this point lol

Huggy prime-PETS!?!?! SIR????

I'm not a big prowl fan,,like at all but is the way they did his character doing justice :0?

A key just to revive sparks is very interesting,,,it's such a specific purpose I'm a little worried

"Youre gonna learn what curiosity did to the cat" pfft that's a funny one

"I thought I was your friend!" 🥺🥺 SHUT UP HES SO AKSKD I LOVE ES MEGS

Prowls face when hearing Mo's name sksks

Calls em all protoforms sjsjdj

YEA MEGS PROTECT EM AWE HE CUAGHT EM

Megs n Dot are bestiiesss I love them

Megs backward fall "I already made my choice" hello!??!?!?! AND DOTTY CALLIBG OUT THE TENSION SKSKSK

Oh shit the cons are heading to cybertrooonnn yikes

[tigersullivan01]

Alma Peregrine x Reader- kitchen chaos 

Y/n pov

“Hugh! Stop it, you’re getting it everywhere!” I let out a sigh as I grab the bowl with half of the pie dough left in it and puts it on the counter. 

“Go and take a bath, I’ll clean up this mess” I muttered as I looked around the kitchen, how can one boy cover the hole kitchen in pie dough? And how can you fail so spectacularly in making said dough? Even myself is covered in the sticky mess, I grab the cleaning stuff and start working on the mess. 

Finally after an hour of scrubbing the kitchen is finally clean so we can cook dinner, i sigh and head upstairs and change my clothes to clean once and head downstairs. Standing in shock at the doorway to the kitchen as I see flour, eggs and milk all over the counter and floor, Clare standing on a kitchen chair covered in the stuff and Millard, Emma and Olive only covered in flour. 

“What happened in here? I was gone for five minutes” 

“Ops we are baking cookies but we’re out of flour and eggs” Emma explains giggling as Millard continues the catastrophe. I sigh heavily and put Clare back on the floor. 

“Emma give Clare a bath and clean up yourself. Olive and Millard go clean yourselves up and head down to the village and get four eggs and a pack of flour, of you go” 

After they scurry out I repeat the process of cleaning the kitchen AGAIN before starting dinner, hearing a small explosion behind me and feeling the back of my shirt being covered with a wet and sticky substance. Wiping my head around I se Enoch with a smirk on his face with one of his little alive thighs with an empty catapult arm. 

“What did you throw on me Enoch? Why are you throwing things at me anyway?”

“Oh just some water and cornstarch, I wanted to test my creation” 

“You had to do that on me? And why that mixture? It’s horrible to try to wash out of clothes”

“Because it’s thick and heavy”

“………*-*………go to your room immediately”

Finishing dinner and putting it on the table, getting Alma from her office and changing clothes AGAIN, we finally sit down for dinner. I just pick at my food as the others eat, having lots my appetite completely and being bone tired. 

“Why aren’t you eating dear?”

“Mmmm not hungry”

“Are you sure? You didn’t eat much for lunch”

“I’m sure love”

Me and Alma have our quiet conversation as the children eat. 

Alma and I stay a little later at the table talking with each other as the children put their dishes in the kitchen, as me and Alma enter the kitchen afterwards I can’t help myself, and luckily there were no children around. 

“How the f*ck can they get the kitchen so messy?! All it takes is FIVE minutes and there is food on the ceiling, a book it the fridge and milk in the cupboard! HOW!” Alma slammed her hand over my mouth. 

“Clean this up and then go to our room, your sleeping on the loveseat tonight” She practically growled as her blue eyes turned cold, doing as my wife tells me without a word as she goes to the children for the movie. Tears prickled in the corner of my eyes as I wipe off the counter and wash the plates, when I’m done I simply turn into a fox and run silently upstairs with my tail between my legs. Curling up in the corner of the room under the dresser, together with the cobwebs and a small spider I don’t even bother getting outside I fall asleep. 

Alma’s pov

Cursing at the children really? That was low and unjustified of them, they didn’t even have a reason! Yes the children mess the kitchen up occasionally but that’s nothing to curs about! I lean against the doorframe as I angrily puff on my pipe as Horse shows his dreams, it’s the usual clothes and stuff. After that we head out to reset, I feel someone tug on my skirt. 

“Yes Clare?”

“Why isn’t Mx Fox here? They’re always here!” Smiling softly and pulling out my pocket watch. 

“They said some bad words about the kitchen before, so they have to go to bed early” Enoch chuckled 

“That’s the second time they have cleaned the kitchen today” 

“No….if they cleaned up after you then that’s three times” Emma chimes in and my eyes widen a little. 

“No! Four times! I accidentally messed the kitchen up too” Hugh says as he scratches the back of his neck, my eyes are probably the size of plates and I nearly mess up the reset. 

“FOUR TIMES?!” I look at the children in shock. 

“Get ready for bed, now” I quickly walked inside and upstairs to our bedroom, opening the door quickly and looking around. Not here? I check the bathroom, hallway, library, kitchen and living room, looking under every furniture. Why do they have to be so good at hiding? I walk back to our bedroom and look everywhere i can think of, finally I find them in the corner under the dresser curl up in a tight ball…. I grab a pillow and blanket and lay down outside the dresser looking at them sadly.

“Love?……….baby?……..please come out….” Slowly reaching under the dresser and rubbing my finger gently over their snout as they slowly blink their eyes open 

Y/n pov

Blinking my eyes open and seeing Alma laying on the floor, a sad smile on her face as she gently scratches the top of my head. 

“Please baby can you come out? I’m sorry for earlier…..I should have asked you why you reacted like that…” Hesitantly crawling out and into her arms as she picks me up into her arms and hugs me tightly. 

“I’m so sorry love, i didn’t know what had happened. Do you feel up to saying good night to the children?” Contemplating for a bit before getting out of her arms and transforming into my human state and offering a hand for Alma to get up. 

“Just….please don’t look at me with those cold eyes again” I whisper before going to the children to tuck them in and say good night. As I return to our bedroom i see Alma standing in her nightgown with a small smile as she pulls me to the bed and makes me sit down as she changes me into my pjs before laying me down, tucking me in with my green frog stuffy and spooning me from behind. 

“You can be your adorable little orange fur ball if you want” she whispered in my ear, well I’m in heaven. How can someone be so comfortable? Snuggling close to her as I fall asleep. 

In the morning i sleep in a little while Alma scolds the children on proper ways to be in the kitchen and how to clean it after themselves, the bird was quite angry. 

A little sad but fluffy in the end. I’ve had no good ideas for stories lately so I gave you what was good enough of my many failed attempts, I hope it’s good enough and feel welcome to request ideas you want to read about. -Tiger

[colourstreakgryffin]

Alright campers! I've came back with more memes

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Kokushibo outside of Demon!(____) (from the 🧇 anon) estate

Demon! (____): "GET THE FUCK OUT MY PROPERTY"

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Obanai: *eyes stare language*

(____): *nod and eye stare language back*

The hashiras: "what the fuck are they speaking..?"

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Muzan's daughter/son! (____) tormenting and torturing the upper moons

Muzan: *proud dad tears* "That's my daughter/son!"

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Muzan: "I fear no man. But that thing.."

OP!(____) beating the fuck outta douma and knocking out kokushibo and akaza with a frying pan

Muzan: "it scares me."

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Yoriichi and Michikatsu tug-o-war and arguing over who will get (____) for themselves.

(____) in the background drinking 10 bottles of alcohol: "this is what I want."

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Yuichiro infront a stair case and Muichiro pass by.

Muichiro: "Woops." *pushes Yuichiro down the stairs*

*finale duet insert*

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Giyuu: "I only got 4 hours of sleep last night.. "

Sanemi: "where as I got 13 hours of sleep last night! What's the difference?"

Giyuu: "nothing."

Sanemi: "were both tried."

Giyuu: "absolutely fatigued."

Obanai: "well move over idiots, because I'm you if you got the recommend amount of 8 hours of sleep! And I aammmmm exhausted."

Sanemi: "O- WHAT?!"

Obanai: "yeah, I don't know what to do at this point."

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(____): "I like Yoriichi."

Kokushibo: *started to change his appearance to Yoriichi* "I am Yoriichi."

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Douma: *breaths*

Akaza: "GO KILL YOUSELF"

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Yoriichi: "I want a woman/man who is gentle, nice and kind, also loyal."

(____): *explosions and laughing maniacly*

Yoriichi: "I want that one."

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Demon! (____) (from the yan yoriichi ortalcalmoon ask): "Mhmp, hmyp, hmmm Mmmm Mhm. (Yoriichi, please release me and behead me already)"

Yoriichi: "Yes, wise words my dear." *forces (____) back into the box and kisses them on the forehead*

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Tanjiro: "Muzan look! Someone's haunting you!"

Muzan: "like I'd believe you big ass forehead."

Tanjiro: "no there's actually a ghost behind you."

Muzan: *looks back and saw ghost! (____) then shriked*

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(____) to all the yanderes who kidnaps: "... IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Akaza: "I would never hurt a woman!"

*Douma turning a woman*

Akaza: "Actually never mind. I do."

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Muaheheheheh😈😈😈😈

This had ascended me into the grand heavens early as I choked on my laughter too hard. The Yoriichi one with demon reader is the best, Omfg

Just a cute pic of Muichiro for fun!

[theshimadaslovers]

(FROM IBA - INSPIRED BY ART)

I Care About Him

(Hanzo x You!FemReader)

Part 2 - Lost

(Part 1: linked in the final of the this chapter)

(Art: YoloPharaoh)

* *working in your notebook while sitting in your bed, someone knock your door. You sighs thinking of the worse, Ana told you that would contact you to new updates of the mission with Hanzo, so many things to do already... you stand up going to open the door and who was there surprised you with a nose bleeding*

You- Oh! God, Hanzo! What happened?!

Hanzo- I... *sighs* I hit my bow in my face trying to fix it.

You- *smirk* And you want me to take care? *he nodded* Right, come in.

*Hanzo sat in your bed looking up for the blood don't drop on his white hoodie pants. You pick up some medications and give him to hold the small box while you clean the blood with a wet cloth. Again you were between his legs, very close*

Hanzo- Is too bad?

You- Well, is hurting?

Hanzo- A little bit.

You- And you can breath, so... is fine. Are you sure that was your bow?

Hanzo- Why? You think I would have a fight with somebody that talked about you while I was eating my dinner? *you stopped looking at him* What?

You- You did what?

Hanzo- What?

You- You just said that you were in a fight!

Hanzo- I did?

You- It wasn't the bow, what happened? *annoyed*

Hanzo- Look! I...! I can't let someone talk shit about you!

You- Who?

Hanzo- Some stupid soldiers! *angry while remembering* That...fucking! *sighs* Disgusting.

You- And you started a fight?

Hanzo- Nooo, I only told them to stop, cause that wasn't nice.

You- And...?

Hanzo- They laughed at me and keep saying things about you...

You- Aaand?

Hanzo- I punch his face! Ok...! I may have started!

You- And now you got a nose bleeding *fake smile and finish to clean his nose* Actually you have a bruise...

Hanzo- They hit me with a chair...

You- *Look at him in shook* Hanzo!

Hanzo- Don't be angry with me! *he embrace his arms around your body* Sorry...

You- Your ribs aren't even healed yet and you went to a physical fight?!

Hanzo- Mmmm....*he looked at you that only sighed in disappointment while bandaged his nose* You're very angry, right?

You- Look, I'm glad that you are defending me, but... Take care of you too. We're having the mission next week, you have to be fine. And... I'm not your girlfriend.

Hanzo- *smirk* Why you said that?

You- Cuz you're being overprotective with me.

Hanzo- I must, you have no idea what they say about you.

You- I prefer not to know...

Hanzo- Makes me angry, y/n... *sighs* Now I have a reason to punch them.

You- *laughs* Nooo, you don't have a reason.

Hanzo- Of course I do! *you finish the bandage and he keeps hugging you* You're my favorite person here.

You- *chuckles and let go of him sitting beside him* You mean, I'm your crush?

Hanzo- *blush* Ye- yeah... You're not my girlfriend, but you're my partner... I just want you save from those rumors.

You- You need to control your anger, Han, I mean it, is the second time this month.

Hanzo- Ops...*chuckles and lay down in your bed* I think I'll stay here for a while...!! *stretching and closing his eyes*

You- *lay down next to him* Since when you became a bad boy? You're getting into fights, you got your nose piercing last week *chuckles* Shaved your hair...

Hanzo- Bad boy? You didn't like it?

You- Quite the opposite... *Look at him* Since when you change your character?

Hanzo- Since I fell in love *smirk and look at you*

You- *laughs shyly* So that's the real Hanzo?

Hanzo- I guess... I was shaped like someone I'm not all those years.

You- I like both Hanzo... I mean, I like you *shrugs*

Hanzo- *chuckles and blush* I like you too... *silence and look at you* Why didn't we kiss yet?

You- Hanzo! *laughs shyly hiding your face in your hands*

*someone knock the door and both sit on the bed*

You- Come in! *Vivian open the door* Captain?

Hanzo- Something happened?

Soujourn- We got the signal again, we must go. Now!

*hours later, inside the ship*

*You were sleeping on Hanzo's shoulder while he study more and again about the mission on his tablet, while in the other side*

Ana- Ooh how right I was about them *chuckles*

Rein- *chuckles* Soul mates grow so fast! Look how close they're already, Ana! You are a love cupid!

Ana- It was written in the stars all this time... Genji is so happy with this, he said that he finally can see his true brother's light. Imagine, have to obey and be so unhappy your entire life and suddenly, someone appears like a angel to change your heart, your life... Everything *rest her head in Rein's arm and smile* I'm so happy for this kids. Such a young love... Both never thought of this before and suddenly happened.

Rein- *smile* You're like a proud mom, Ana~

Ana- I'm a happy grandma ~

Hanzo-... *Look at you and smile* You didn't slept well again... *move your hair from your face*

Ana- *walk towards him* Hey... *smile* She's a sleepy head, isn't she?

Hanzo- She never goes to bed in a appropriate time... *chuckles* and sleep a lot.

Ana- Are you two together?

Hanzo- What? You mean... Romantically? *she nodded and he chuckles blushing* Well... Almost, I believe. We're knowing each other.

Ana- You two seem very close and getting closer every day. I'm happy that you finally let go of your fears, Hanzo. When Genji told me you story, I cried... I could feel your pain since your were a child. Your loneliness, your duties... Everything.

Hanzo- Thanks for the compassion, Ana... *smiles* But, thanks to my brother and Overwatch, I finally felt embrace. But y/n... She did what I thought would be impossible for me. I... *chuckles shyly* I fell in love so bad...! I want to move on with her, but it may scare her...

Ana- Well, it may, yes, she is a very anxious person. You both, stay strong *wink going to the captain's cabin*

Hanzo- We will... *heard you moaning and slowly waking up* Hey Sleepyhead.

You- We didn't landed yet?

Hanzo- We have maybe two hours. We're going to the North, is kind hard.

You - You're right...! *yawn* I'm still sleppy...

Hanzo- Stay awake a little bit, it may help.

You- You missed me *smirk sleepy and he laughed* Whaaat? Did I lie?

Hanzo- Yes...? *you punch his arm* Ow! *chuckles* I'm joking~

Ana- *gets out of the cabine in hurry and desperate* Everybody! Hold on!!

Rein- Ana! *immediately stands up and a red light lighted up on the ship* What's going on?!

Ana- They found us...! *something hit the ship making her and Reinhardt fall*

Hanzo- Ana! Y/n! Hold Ana and I'll pick Reinhardt!!

Jack- *walks in holding onto the walls* Hold together! We're under attack!!

You- *putting Ana on the chair* The other ships! Where are they?!

Jack- We warned them! They only detected us...!! *something hit the ship again* Tracer!

Tracer- I'm fucking trying!! They're In my BUTT!!

Soujourn- The ship is on fire!! We must aboard the ship now!!

Tracer- What?!

Jack- Vivian! We're in the middle of the snow! In the middle of nowhere!

Soujourn- *throw him a parachute* If rather die again to an explosion, feel free!! *hit them again, everybody falls* Dammit! Jack! We'll be right behind you!!

Jack- You better be...! *put the parachute and everybody do the same* Everybody-! *hit again and the ship starts to make a warning sound* TRACER! OPEN THE DOOR! *the door open* RIGHT BEHIND ME, EVERYBODY! JUMP! NOW!

You- The backpack!! *you grab it*

Hanzo- Y/n we can't take it!

You- We're in the middle of nowhere...!! We need!

Hanzo- *thinking hard* Aargh...! Ok! Jump with me! I'll hold you!

Rein- Is that parachute works with my weight?! *Ana pushed him to the door* Ana...I don't know! I don't...!! *She kicks him out of the ship* WUAAAAAAH!!!

Ana- IF YOU DON'T PLANED TO DIE! YOU USE THE ONLY RESOURCE!! *jumps off*

You- *look down afraid and Hanzo holds your hands* I can't see nothing! I'm scared...!

Hanzo- We need to go right behind them, y/n! *hold your face* We can't lose them, ok?! I'm with you! Everything will be fine! Jump with me! 3...! 2...! *the ship started to lose altitude* NOW!

*both jump together and a few seconds the ship explode making the shock wave hit both of your strongly and losing balance on the air and separate a little bit, that later can make a huge trouble for him to open the parachute, but he fastly stabilized in the air, but you... We're in trouble! With no parachutes and a backpack, you body fliped over, facing up. Hanzo do his best to reach you while you were not able to move on the air. With a few minutes to open the parachute, Hanzo grabbed your wrist pulling you to him and open up the parachute, making now you both safe in the air*

You- *shaking and fast heavy breath in panic*...!!

Hanzo- I got you! I got you...! *taking a deep shaking breath* It's ok... *hug you tight for a moment to calm you down* I'm scared too...

*a few minutes in the air, Hanzo knew that he lost sign of the others... Both may be in trouble now. Two minutes in the air, both landed safely in a cold, rocky and snowy place. Around, big frozen trees and dense snow. Hanzo were putting his coat over your shoulders while you're trying to get yourself together after the almost death experience*

You- *looked at him surprised and worried* Your coat...

Hanzo- Keep it... *he was collecting some draw sticks under the trees* My body is pretty warm now. And I already came with snow clothes. Just keep yourself warm, ok? *he smirk to you*

You- If you say so... Thanks *hear something in the walk talkie inside the backpack, you immediately pick it up and Hanzo watched far* Is Vivian! Oh my God! *stands up happy* She's alive!

Hanzo- *smile in relieve*

You- Captain! Can you hear me?!

Soujourn- Y/n...! Dear good God you're alive too!

You - Thanks to Hanzo, here's here with men.

Soujourn- Great! Stick together and survive! We will find you too soon!

You- I got the backpack, captain, we are gonna to be fine.

Soujourn- Good, soldiers... I've being contact with Ana and Rein, they're fine. Tracer... Alive too, she send me a code in my system.

You- Jack?

Jack- I'm here, sweetheart... Don't worry.

You- *relived* You guys found each other?

Soujourn- For his lucky *laughs* Well, keep eye on the weather, we're lucky that is summer time, but the nights are cold and dangerous... Careful.

You- We will, captain.

Jack- *in the back* Hanzo! You know I take care of this girl, you better keep her safe...!

Hanzo- Yes, commander *laughs*

Soujourn- Be safe everyone, they'll find us soon.

(draw: @yildrawns on Twitter)

To be continue...

PART 1:

[bohemiansweede]

Birthday Party

Fanfic

Pairing Roger Taylor & Reader

Warning smut

A/N Rogers POV

Please like and give a comment

And i would love if you reblog it

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Yet an other birthday party

Yet a year older

Yet even more frustrated

I was now 40 years old...

40!!!!!! You saw right

Not that the actual number gaved me panic, but at this age you were supposed to have your own family right?

I haven't even started

Dominique and I broke up after arguing over having kids or not

She yelled at me, said that I was a young brat, even tho I was over 30

Then the years and years followed of partying and consuming booze and women

Two years ago I met Debbie, I fell for her beauty and we had an amazing time together

But

Now it was a reversed situation

I was ready to have a family, she wasn't

I looked at her getting ready for the party, adjusting the boobs in her slinky dress

She was absolutely beautiful, it wasn't that I was complaining about that, but..

- Are you really going to wear that Debbie?.. You look like..

- A slut?, you can say it Roger, am I an embarrassment for your friends and family huh? You want me to look like a bored housewive?

- Ehhh.. No.. But

I felt stupid now, like a complete moron

- We have discussed this before Roger, I'm not ready for the next step, to have a family, not yet, maybe.. in 10 years

Did she say 10? That means I'm 50 then

I freaked out inside, my palms started to sweat and I dried them off on my pants

I saw her pack down her toiletries in a bag she already had under our bed

- Debbie?

She didn't answer

I looked on my empty whisky glass and to her again

- Did you plan this Deb?

- I'm going to my sister, think through if you want to wait for me Roger, otherwise there is no point to continue this

She walked through the door in her high heels and I was left alone in my big mansion

My head was both full of thoughts and empty at the same time

I took down one more whisky and wrapped the tie around my neck

*knock knock*

On the other side of the door stood the most beautiful girl I ever seen

I was frozen to the ground and for once in my life quiet

- Mr Taylor?

- Mmmm... I eyed her from up and down, up again and scratched my jaw

- This is the Taylor residence, am I right?

- Oh, sorry mam... Please forgive me, yes.. it is.

I continued to stare

- I'm Y/N, I own the catering firm you hired for the party

- Sorry mam, you are correct, I behave like a fool, please.. Come inside

- Oh it's alright Mr Taylor, but I have my staff outside waiting with all the food

She fired of a beautiful teasing smile

I followed her outside like a lost puppy

She turned around and looked at me

- And.. btw .. It's Miss..

I shewed on my bottom lip and swallowed thick

Her crew had already put up tables with food and drinks

I had totally forgotten that my neighbour had offered to help arrange everything

My head was a mess I couldn't think clear at all and SHE did NOT make it easier for me

I guided her around and when everything was done in the garden I showed her the way to the cellar

- That was an impressive amount of wine Mr Taylor

- Yeah?, I have collected a little

It got silent

Like an invisible force I felt drawned to her, it was something special about this woman

- Taylor??? Are you down here mate?

It was Brian

I let out a heavy sigh, was it already time for the guests to arrive?

We took a couple of more bottles each and went up

The food and party was a huge success, and no.. It wasn't my idéa to have a school theme, but everyone seemed to like it

My eyes went constantly over to her

I raised my glass in the air and she nodded and smiled back to me as an answer

The drinks went down quickly and soon it was almost empty on the tables

I saw her go down to the cellar to collect more

- Need help Y/N?

She stood on a chair and took down a bottle from the top shelf

When she saw me she almost fell, she wiggled a little

- Ohh.. Ops... That was close

Her soft giggle made it buzz in my belly

I stod below the chair and held around her hips

- You ok there?

She looked down and placed her hands on my shoulders

I lifted her down from the chair

It was silent again

We just stood and looked at each other

I placed a piece of hair behind her ear

- Y/N .. I almost whispered

Slowly our lips met

- I... I can't..

- Why?

- You hired me, you are my boss

- I can assure you that you won't get fired for kissing this boss

Our lips met again and my grip around her hips tightend

She moaned, took a step back

and bit her lip

- I.. I have to work

I took her hand

- Hey... Wait. Do you trust your employees?

- Yes, she nodded, very much

- Let them do the rest, it's only drinks from now on.. They can manage that I'm sure

- But...

- The cake? I believe they can put that on the table too

Her hand felt small and soft in my hand

- Join me.. Be my company, mingle around, drink and dance with me all night.

As I could read her mind when she looked down

- Maybe she left a few dresses upstairs... Please.. I would lo..

- Yes.. I would love to, it's going to be an honour

As my eyes followed, I saw her go after my directions up the stairs

- John? Can I talk to you a minute?

He was totally waisted but I just needed to know

- Look... When did you know that Veronica was the one?

- Oh.. Right away, as soon as I layed my eyes on her. If you know, don't waist any time, go for it. Debbie have waited long enough don't you think?

- Thank you mate, ohh..no... It's not Debbie

I saw her walking towards me in a dress that hugged her perfect curves

I wrapped her up in my arms

- What is this about Roger?

I just smiled like a goofball

- John.. This is Y/N

Before he could react I scooped her away with me

Holding a glass of wine in her hand I introduced her to all my friends, to my mother and my sister.. Everyone

My arm never left her lower back

We chatted a long time with Freddie and Mary

And we even took a swirl on the dance floor

I scented her perfume and my lips nibbled on her soft skin below her ear

- You want me to stay with you tonight?

It was like she knew.. I knew

We knew

We finished each others sentences

We belonged

Hours went by and people began to go home

She stayed by my side when we waved goodbye to the last person to leave

And like it was the most natural thing, we walked inside my house hand in hand

I stopped at the bottom of the stairs and looked at her

It was a sheer glimmer in her eyes

- What are you thinking about Roger

I kissed her softly and a tear builded up in my eyes

- Can I be honest?

- Please be...

She rubbed my neck with her thumb

- I feel... I feel my life is running away from me, I don't have time to stop and smell the roses like I should. Freddie is sick, I don't know what is going to happen tomorrow.. I want to live today.. now.. Not waste it away.. Not another minute

- Roger, you have to slow down, live in the moment yes, but also allow yourself to be sad, to be dreaming, don't loose hope, there are many roses out there

- I know.. But. I want, I want this one

I kissed her again and again

With strong arms but wobbly legs I carried her upstairs

I didn't stop until I had the bed under her

Her eyes looked big up at me

I kissed her while I kneeled between her legs, slowly taking down the straps on her dress, kissing her neck, her shoulders, down the soft skin above her breasts

The nipples hardened at once and I nibbled at them looking at her

Her head was thrown back, exposing her long neck with a slight shimmer of sweat on it

I kissed down her belly and stopped

- Please.. Roger.. Please go on..

I just looked at her soft skin and smiled for myself

- In a minute, I just want to adore you for now

She smiled and pulled my head closer

I kissed her belly again and as I thought out loud..

- I cannot wait to see a baby grow inside of here

A tear fell on her skin

I continued to kiss down her hips

She lifted her bum so I could pull down her underwear

Without hesitation she widened her legs for me

I held under her thighs and buried my face into her heat

I kissed her folds one my one and just breathed into her core

- Ahhhhh

Her soft moans were like music to my ears

I licked her slit up and down and up towards her clit again while I entered two fingers inside her

Slowly slowly I fucked her in and out over and over again

Soon her walls started to tighten up around my fingers I continued to fuck her, just slowly

- ROGER.. OHH GOD

I let out a hoarse laugh and felt her intense contractions squeezing my fingers

I took them out and pushed in my tounge, licking her faster than the knew was possible, my fingers pinched her clit hard

She came with a scream

I licked her pussy clean from her sweet nectar

- I want you Roger.. Please.. Now

I stood up and took out the drawer next to the bed

She abrupted me and took my hand

- No... I want to give a baby to you

She laid back down on the bed and smiled at me

I crawled down next to her and adjusted myself between her legs

She took her hand around my cock and placed it in her entrance

My eyes locked with hers and bit by bit I felt her stretch out from me

We moved together just feeling ourselves out carefully until we couldn't hold it back any longer

I kissed her deeply and moved faster and faster in and out of her

- Y/N.. I want you.. I want..

- I'm yours Roger.. I'm yours

I held around her trembling body and locked my eyes with hers

I felt she was close to yet an other climax and I met hers with mine

An intense cascade of my seed rushed into her body like a spring flood

She held around me, pulling me closer with her legs, wanting every single drop from me

Still remaining inside of her I fell to the side, pulling her with me

Her big eyes looked at me while she laid on my arm

I tangled my fingers in her hair and kissed her nose

No more words were needed

I didn't need to search any longer, I had found my soulmate and she wanted me.. now.. Not waiting

I smiled and saw her eyes, glossy from all tears

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On my 41st birthday I woke up and heard her rumble around in the kitchen

I pretended to sleep

Her light footsteps in the stairs came closer and closer

Soon I heard her soft voice next to me

I peeked up with one eye and saw her... HER

A BIG tray with flowers, tea, Eggs Benedict, the Union Jack flag and a long shaped box

I thought for a second that not all her money were going to a new watch

She leaned down and kissed me

- Open it

[kimbapisnotsushi]

who do you think is addicted to games on their phone? maybe which games?

ooooh this is a fun one!! let's get it!!

(also let's studiously ignore the fact that a lot of them would not have had smart phones you could play on in 2012 LMAAO)

kenma obviously and i think he's willing to try any game once - whether it's platformer, retro 8-bit style, romance visual novel, rhythm games, match 3, whatever. the fun is in the trying and seeing what the games hold, and who knows? he might find something he really likes!

he DOES have a few ultimate favorites tho he really likes pokemon go (which i maintain that EVERYONE has bc it's funny as hell that way) and mmmm i'd say some kind of rpg/mmorpg or story-driven game

(not including monster hunter bc we know he has that on a handheld already and i don't know if they have mobile games for that)

i think lev would be a big cookie run ovenbreak fan LMAAAO. it's a super easy gacha system and all the cookies have really fun designs and stories that never seem boring to him!! his favorite cookie is space doughnut cookie bc he thinks it's fucking hilarious that they have cookie aliens in the cookie universe

tendou really likes visual novels and will download every single one he finds, whether they're thirty minutes long or take days of playing through. he loooves a good story and cool art and being able to impact the plot, and isn't particularly picky about the genre - he just wants it to be fun!

osamu, fukunaga, and yukie are all avid players of food fantasy (which was developed by the same company who did love nikki dress-up) and if you've never heard of it i totally recommend it!! it's so much fun and has gorgeous characters/art and a fun story and fun events. i haven't played in a while bc updates can take up a lot of storage which i currently do not have (RIP) but it's the only game i consistently re-download other than candy crush and pokemon go LMAAAO

(yes it is about anthropomorphic foods. no i am not ashamed to admit i am in love with some of them. they are your friends and teammates and you can battle with them and it's SO MUCH FUN)

semi DOES play love nikki dress-up which tendou finds hilarious not because of toxic masculinity or whatever the fuck but because "eita HOW in the world do you get good scores you literally dress like a grandpa on our days off"

he also really likes the music!!

i think watari really likes farming/cozy village life sims and if it's the type where you can name the characters around you he names everyone after seijoh (and when he has even more characters than that he starts branching out to other teams LMAAAAO)

the mayor is oikawa obviously

the twins def have a game that they can challenge each other/co-op in so like maybe brawl stars or something??? aran has it too bc of fucking course they want to play with him and aran drags kita into it who drags oomimi who drags akagi and the twins get ginjima and suna to download it and so the whole of inarizaki basically has this one game they all play with each other and know a lil too well

bonus pics of some of my food fantasy crushes:

[whirlybirdwhat]

It's okay if i ask you who are your favourite characters?

ofc it is anon!!

so top favorite is luffy if u could not judge by my icon on here and ao3 and discord if u have my handle and if u could not see by the uh. 40 fics on ao3 with luffy within them. i love luffy i am a luffy stan ❤️ 👒

but other than luffy i absolutely adore zoro and ace and nami and katakuri and yamato and rouge and now, begrudgingly, law. u write two pieces that center on him and suddenly u care about the death man. fuck u law (affectionate)

anddddd shanks and rayleigh. i will stop mentioning characters now for fear that i will just go on until i have named every character in one piece gdhhdhdhd

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching The Magnificent Seven

Welcome to “This Episode Coulda Used a Mister Yuck Sticker: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

 Up today, s3e1: The Magnificent Seven

  The boys and Bobby start their search for all those demons Azazel let out of hell and discover that the first ones they bump into are the embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins. They kinda-almost team up with a couple of other hunters, who claim they work better alone. Spoiler: they don't, and one ends up drinking Drano. Sam, Dean, and Bobby capture one of the Sins and get some info from him before the surviving hunter of the couple exorcises him back to hell, but not before the other Six come to get him. There's a Big Fight and the boys win, but nobody's super happy in the morning. Dean's starting to realize the consequences of his demon deal, as are Sammy and Bobby, plus they feel pretty hopeless about sorting out the demon mess unleashed at the end of last season. So, just another week in the life of a Winchester, really. Oh, and Ruby shows up for the first time. Gross. We hates her, precious.

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

  Lor:

mmmm I have missed our boys

 Mace:

YAS

Mace:

 nice placement of Hells Bells

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

oh wait. this isn’t hells bells, is it?

 Mace:

god, all their songs sound exactly the same

 Mace:

 ope it IS hells bells

 Lor:

I dunno. I like the use of it whichever one it is

 Lor:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

 Lor:

(Dean is having a little fit off in the corner)

 Mace:

 HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA sorry DeanDean

 Lor:

dammit dude stop trapping raccoons in your trash bins

 Mace:

SNORK!

 I was just about to yell at him for not running the hell away from the bins

 Lor:

also put your car in its god-given garage

 Lor:

haaaaahahahaha

 Lor:

I mean, yes that too

 Mace:

 his garage is full of his taxidermy supplies, Lor. cripes.

 Lor:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

 silly of me, really

 Mace:

 don’t judge until you know all the facts.

 Lor:

SNORK

 Mace:

 OMG DEAN

 Lor:

aw Sammeh, doing research

 Mace:

 sammy doing sadness research i love him

 Lor:

he's having a nice time

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

“oh god"

 Mace:

 so what did Sam just see?

 Lor:

haaaahahahah Sam

 Lor:

he saw his brother having a menage with a man and a woman

 I will not be convinced otherwise

 Mace:

 well Dean didn’t specify what kind of twins…

 Lor:

EXACTLY

 Lor:

(in seriousness, something slightly unusual had to be happening there. otherwise his reaction seems OTT)

 Lor:

when did you ever sweat the cholesteral, baby?

 Mace:

(YEP)

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

LORD they are pretty

 Mace:

YES THEY ARE

 Mace:

 (you didn’t mean the corpses, I assume)

 Lor:

(haaaaaahahahahahaha I did not)

 Mace:

 I also need to know what movie that is

 Lor:

agreed

 Lor:

his face should be illegal. the symmetry is NONSENSE

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

OMG DEAN

 Lor:

the hand

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

Sam Winchester. Ain't no one got a small talk answer to that question

 Mace:

 right? should have known better - all hunters start with a death in the family

 Lor:

yep

 Lor:

"this ain't Scooby Doo" and Dean's face

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

he's cute, y'all, but he WILL go off on you

 Mace:

SNORK

 Mace:

 oh UGH

 Lor:

oh LAUREL

 Lor:

goddamn I always forget about Ruby 1.0

 Mace:

 you misspelled UGH there

 Lor:

HA!

 Mace:

 omg the hand twitch EW

 Lor:

see I wouldn't GET killed by a demon cause I would have been like "Oh, okay. you take them."

 Mace:

HAHAHA YEP

 Mace:

 and then go home and cry

 Lor:

YEP

 Lor:

DEAN WINCHESTER, you stop milking it and face your feelings, boy

 Mace:

 ooof, we’ve got most of a season before that happens

 Lor:

yeah

 Lor:

"see? I'm working"

 Mace:

“see? I’m working"

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

he is so ANNOYINGLY adorable

 Mace:

 HE IS

 Lor:

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA omg Sam

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

the shadows of the raindrops on their faces is pretty cool

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 poor Bobby. surrounded by idjits all the time

 Lor:

yep

 Mace:

 oh god this is one of THE WORST deaths in the show

 Lor:

yeeeeeeep

 Lor:

If I remember rightly this is what made [friend] quit watching

 Lor:

they never even GOT to Cas

 Mace:

 aw, that sucks

 Lor:

yeah

 Lor:

but, man it IS awful

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

"I'm dead already" THERE it is

 Mace:

YEP

 Mace:

 “WHAT’S IN THE BOX” HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

DEAN

 Lor:

"Brad Pitt? Seven? No?" I luff him

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

Bobby mad is a very different kind of "yes, sir, whatever you say" than Dean and Cas and Sam mad

 Mace:

snork

 agreed

 Lor:

I mean, it's really more thanks to Azazel

 Mace:

 true

 Lor:

but that was last season, so never mind

 Mace:

SNORK

 Mace:

 HEY. BACK OFF THE DEANDEAN.

 Lor:

RIGHT?

 Lor:

He's never done anything wrong in his pretty, symmetrical life

 Mace:

SNORK

 Mace:

 that’s one of my mom’s favorite hymns

 Lor:

it's kind of lovely

 Mace:

 it’s okay

 Lor:

it would probably make Pride really mad to know no one's paying attention to him because everyone's distracted by Sam's lovely face

 Mace:

 HAHAHA YAS

 Lor:

She's the most annoying thing about S3, Sam

 Mace:

 YES SHE IS

 Lor:

"think she's gonna be all right?" "no, definitely not"

 Mace:

 oh Dean

 Lor:

yeah

 Mace:

 BOYS

 Lor:

aw, Dean, knowing he's gonna die makes him a little brat, apparently

 Lor:

we don't ever see her again, do we?

 Mace:

 i don’t think so

 Lor:

cool Black hunter, one-off. her husband, dead in act ii

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

Yes, Dean, you're about as far away from Mardi Gras as you can get

 Mace:

 Bobby’s car makes me thing that Baby isn’t the only car that reflects… things… about the show. Hunters don’t drive ‘normal’ cars; it’s another reflection of their outsider status

 Lor:

oooo YES

 Lor:

"so what now I live and you die?" "that's the general idea"

 Mace:

 YEP. FUCK YOU 873

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

kicks 327

 Mace:

 OH! I got 2 numbers right!

 Lor:

you do not feel good, Dean. you're tore up inside. and it's gonna come out eventually

 Lor:

HAAAAAHAHAHAH you DID

[ifindus]

OP anon here I 100% agree with everything you said there Aokiji is definitely my favorite (I can be basic like others) but Me and my friends also like Fujitora

Also yes I’ve been saying it since I started watching Nami and Zoro at the gay duo, that have to act “straight” but loose it when they see men and woman like did you see Nami with Kalifa and the smile Zoro gets when Sanji fights?! THEY’RE HOMOSEXUALS

Also I have some ship questions

1. How do you feel about Sanji x Ace

2. How do you feel about Ace x Yamato

3.How do feel about Luffy x Anyone (I personally headcanon him as ARO/Ace)

4. This is not a ship question but are you a fellow Corazon Lover?🫶 Because I swear he is so funny and cute it’s ridiculous (his father or uncle figure to law and baby 5 is so cute, I also love law and baby 5 as a duo)

5. Again not a ship question but do you simp for anyone (I have more than I can count on my fingers😭)

They are both so gay and we stan bisexual Sanji here 🥰

I think they're fun? But I'm kind of in a place with ZoSan where I just can't see them ending up with anyone else, but I do enjoy Ace flirting with Sanji and maybe Zoro getting jealous 👀

Never really thought much about them, but I think they could have a fun dynamic and potential. Yamato is a cool character I'd like to see more of them tbh

Mmmm no strong feeling about any Luffy-ships. I think Luffy/Law is probably the most common, but Law/Kidd is nice too so idk. Luffy as aro/ace is super valid, I enjoy seeing him as that, but sometimes fics just makes him super clueless not understanding anything and it's kind of frustrating?? As an ace person myself...

Dude, I cannot think about Corazon I will cry. His entire storyline is just a tragedy and I get too emotional 😭He did not deserve that

Not really one for simping, but I am stupid for Sanji 💖 He is everything to me

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

Hi. Yes. I would like to order 1 Nanami Kento in this exact flavour please. Yes yes with blazer on top. Mmmm no I don't need a spoon, my hands should be enough. Hnnngggg... KENTOOOOOOO

OP You've done it again. I love u. I love him.

messy.

Kento Nanami can’t understand why he’s so infatuated with you. You're his complete opposite. You're not neat or organized with your things at the office. Your clothes are never put together: you always have a mismatched sock, or a wrinkle on your skirt, or dirt on your shoes. You talk loudly, can’t keep quiet on your seat, always a leg bouncing, always something to say. And yet, he can’t understand why he feels so attracted to you.

w.c.: 2k

inspired by this post

warnings: smut, explicit smut!!! fucking in an alley smut!

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Kento Nanami can’t understand why he’s so infatuated with you. You're his complete opposite. You're not neat or organized with your things at the office. Your clothes are never put together: you always have a mismatched sock, or a wrinkle on your skirt, or dirt on your shoes. You talk loudly, can’t keep quiet on your seat, always a leg bouncing, always something to say.  

And yet, he can’t understand why he feels so attracted to you. Maybe it’s the way you don’t care about what other people think of you, the way you’re free. He just can’t help the way you make him feel, like you’re a magnetic force, pulling him in.  

Which is why he approaches you at the bar. You were already there when he arrived, having an exciting conversation with the young bartender girl who was just trying to do her job. Nanami takes a seat beside you and swallows hard, trying to think of what to say to get your attention. He didn’t have to make much effort, for you noticed him first. You watched as he ordered a whiskey on ice, and he suddenly felt self-conscious.  

“Mr. Nanami,” you say, your speech a little slurred, eyes glassy and a smile on your lips. His chest almost implodes at the sight, “You come here often?”  

It's clear that your question is joke, a flirtatious joke, but still. Still Nanami finds it hard to breathe.  

“Sometimes,” he answers, trying to sound casual. You eye him down, from his neat hair to his formal work clothes. He doesn’t belong here. He overheard you asking some of your coworkers out, to the bar nearby, and decided to show up. He didn’t expect to find you by yourself, though.  

Smiling at him, you turn your body to face him, brushing away a strand of hair from your face.  

"Never thought I'd find someone like you in this bar,” you state, taking another sip from your beer.  

“What do you mean?”  

“I mean this place is a bit messy for you, isn't it?” You shrug.  

He pauses as the bartender hands him his whiskey. Your hooded eyes and body language make him unsure if you mean the bar or something else. Only then, he notices your skirt hiked up to your upper thighs and your stocking has a lace band on the hem. Under it, an intricate tattoo adorns your thigh, something he didn't know you had. His breath catches in his throat, and he takes a sip from his drink.  

You’re right. This bar is a bit messy for him, with loud shitty music playing, drunk people dancing, lone men and women on the bar, slurring their words, sobbing in their hands. Not a place for someone like him to go after hard day at work.  

“Yeah.” He manages to say, clearing his throat, “But I couldn’t help but feel attracted to it.”  

Your eyes sparkle, and a smile tugs the corner of your lips, “Yeah? What makes you feel this way?”  

Nanami swallows hard. You look so sexy like this, legs crossed, face hot from the beer, a few strands of hair coming out of the once neat bun in the back of your neck.  

He doesn’t know you noticed. The looks he gives you when you’re distracted at work, staring lustily, almost longing for your presence when you get up from your cubicle to go somewhere else. Once you caught him staring and he looked away quickly, embarrassed. You found it adorable the way he flushed and tried to act like nothing had happened. You can’t lie and say you’ve never thought about it, him and you, kissing in a secret supply closet, or fucking in the unused restroom on the 12 th floor of the office building, or even tangled in sheets after a rough pounding session.  

But those are just fantasies. Thoughts that come and go when you realize he’s near you or looking over the walls of his cubicle at you. In your head, he’d never go for someone like you. He always looks so neat and organized, going to work with pressed white shirts under blazer jackets and fancy shoes. And you’re just... you.  

Nanami clears his throat again, snapping you back to reality.  

“I guess the...” He seems to hesitate a little, “its freedom.”  

A frown grows between your brows, “Freedom?”  

He takes another sip from his drink. “The way it’s... carefree.”  

Then, you know he isn’t talking about the bar.  

“Oh.”  

“I’ve always wanted to give it a try.”  

Looking directly in his eyes, you sober up a little, feeling your cheeks warm under his gaze.  

“You...” now, you hesitate, “You seem like a precise guy. Do you always take such risks?”  

His eyes darken as they look down at you, “No. But when I want something, I can’t get it out of my head.”  

A silent pause follows, just mere seconds before you lean in and presses your lips against his. Nanami doesn’t have time to kiss you back as you spill your bottle all over him.  

“Shit!” you exclaim grabbing napkins from the bar and trying to dry him off, “Fuck, I’m so sorry! God, I’m so clumsy, I’m so sorry!”  

He sees the desperate look on your face, a hint of tears welling up, and he gently grabs your wrists, making you pause and look at him. Then, he cups your cheek and leans in to kiss you properly. You return the kiss, more gently this time. He sighs when you trying to deepen the kiss, allowing you to pass your tongue through his lips. He does the same and a fire ignites inside him, he knows he must have you.  

Nanami pulls apart, a string of saliva connecting you both, and breathes hard.  

“Let me take you home.” He whispers and, despite the loud music muffling his request, you laugh softly.  

“What for?”  

He takes a deep breath, cupping your cheeks with both hands and pressing his forehead on yours.  

“I need to...” He closes his eyes. A feeling blooms in his chest traveling to his stomach and going straight to his cock. Fuck it, he’s gonna say it. “I need to fuck you.”  

The sincerity of it all makes your core pulsate between your legs. Is this real? Is one of your fantasies about to become true? Your breath hitches and your cheeks warm at the statement he gives you.  

“Then what’s-” you breathe, “what’s stopping you from fucking me right here?”  

Next thing you know, you’re being dragged outside of the bar and being pressed against a stone wall. It all happens so fast you almost don’t register Nanami dragged you to the backdoor of the establishment and kissing you behind the building. It's where employers come to take the trash out, or to have a smoke break, and you don’t know why, but the possibility of being caught just turns you on.  

Nanami turns you around, making your chest press on the cold brick wall, and lifting your skirt hastily. He grabs your ass firmly, earning a grunt from you. You feel his hand move down to the middle of your cheeks, cupping your core hungrily. A moan escapes your lips as he starts massaging your cunt over your underwear. It might have been a little too loud and if people were passing through, they’d hear the both of you, but, right now, you don’t give a shit. It’s not like you’ve never done this before, you’ve had your adventures in public once or twice, but the idea of being seen with him makes you wet.  

Kento Nanami, the one who never has a strand of hair out of place, who is always well-kept and tidy, is about to fuck you. You, who’s always careless, sloppy and untidy.  

“Fuck, Nanami.” You breathe as you reach to your underwear. He helps, pulling it down until your ass is exposed to the cold air. His fingers find their way to your cunt, already wet for him. He rubs your clit, and you moan loudly, your voice echoing in the alley.  

 “ Shh .” He puts a hand over your mouth as he inserts a finger inside you. You whimper and close your eyes, leaning your forehead against the wall. “Fuck, you’re so warm.” His voice is trembling with desire as he adds another finger starts pumping them inside you.  

You open your mouth to suck on his fingers, letting out a quiet breath. “Nanami, please.”  

You barely register his cock before he slides it inside you. He grunts, leaving you no time to adjust to him and start moving right away. Whimpering, grunting, and moaning, you try your best to keep it down, but it just feels so good to have him inside you that you want to make every sound possible to everyone to hear, to everyone to know Kento Nanami is fucking you. You can hear his rough breath, head pressed against your shoulder, a hand on your ass, the other on your shoulder.  

“F-fuck!” He breathes, slamming hard in you and groaning your name, “I’ve wanted this for so long!”  

“Oh, yeah?” You say, between breaths, feeling his grip on your ass tighten, “You mean this pussy? You’ve been wanting this pussy?”  

“God, yes!”  

Nanami wraps an arm around your waist and the other across your chest, speeding this pace and slamming hips on your ass harder than before. You grab his arm and guides his hand to your clit, wanting him to touch you there again. He immediately starts circling the bundle of nerves and you start to see stars with your orgasm coming, a quiet moan leaving your lips.  

“Do you like it, baby?” He whispers in your ear.   

“Kento,” You purr, throwing you head back and leaning on his shoulder. “Fuck– I love it.”  

At the sound of his first name, he thrusts inside you hard, and you suddenly feel the fire in your lower stomach, your toes curling inside your shoes as you try to grab the wall for support. The orgasm hits you hard and your knees almost give in, if it weren’t for the strong pair of arms holding you. Nanami feels your walls squeezing him and follows right after, cumming just seconds after you. Both of your breaths are uneven, a thin layer of sweat is on both of your skins, and he holds you like this for a moment before he pulls you to his chest. You feel his quick heartbeat slamming inside his chest as he cups your cheek, making you lean into his touch.  

Swallowing hard, you allow yourself to enjoy his embrace as the pace of your heartbeats is normal again and your breaths aren’t uneven anymore. The cold wind that hits you makes you shiver again, the sweat on your skin making it colder. It surprises you how gentle he is, as Kento pulls out of you slowly, watching your reaction to his absence. Sighing, you smile to yourself, feeling the slick substance run down your inner thighs. You don’t mind when he gently pulls your underwear up again, helping you pull your skirt down. It’s an intimate act, something you’ve never experienced before, and it makes you blush for a moment.  

“You okay?” He asks.  

 You nod, then shrug, turning around to face him. “Kinda cold, but… I’m okay.”  

He shrugs his blazer off and wraps it around you, rubbing your upper arms in the hope the friction will warm you up.  

Why is being so gentle you with you? It's not like you both have a relationship besides the shared looks in the office.  

“Thanks,” you whisper, fighting the urge to bury your nose on the fabric and inhale his scent.  

Nanami nods, “I meant it before. Let me take you home.”  

You look at him, sweat across his forehead, hair sticking to it. All you want to do is brush it away, wipe the moist from his skin and kiss him slowly until you can’t feel your lips. Maybe this is more than just sex, you think. You don’t know why he looks so captivated by you, but you like it. You like the way he’s gentle.  

So you nod, smiling.  

“Okay.”

[thedevilliers]

Hiii. I love your story and Chris and Emi, but I have a theory or something related to it. 😂🤔

I don't think everyone should focus on who the kids look like as toddlers and kids because maybe it's just for me but I recently made this new family in the game (completely no cc) and I got a daughter that looked almost identical to Gwen and Gemma so long story short. A child of Christopher and Emi. But i think that's because the kids and toddlers have such few features. You may add later cc and change eye colours and brows but yet still looks the same. I mean tbh if you look at pictures of Emi and Amelia as a kid you would never figure out how gorgeous they'll be in adulthood even Bart. And tbh.... Chris as a kid was kind of Erm... Ugly. But puberty hit him with a truck. Cuz damn daddy 🤤🤭 so long story short. Stop comparing kids and compare the teens which from this snippet we got I think the dad is Chris. The girls look nothing like him but Timmy. He has something there that says Chris.

hii i i i!!! thank u so much for readin and enjoying my story 😞❤️ mmmm yes!!! toddlers cant really reveal much i think (just a lil!). toddler gigi looks a LOT like toddler emi while toddler gwen doesnt which does reflect their grown teen/YA looks later on (gigi has a lot more emi in her)!!!

kids are so weird thakfkgkfj sometimes i see some similarities with grown YA but most times ??? none. so yes u are safer lookin at them grown! OP!!! timmy looks like chr*s???? 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[dewshoney]

infinite blue / genshin headcanons

literally none of this is proofread nor betaread we die like real men (but only right now)

tell me that leo isn't a jean main. now go look in the mirror and call yourself a liar.

this man lost one (1) 50/50 on her and got obsessed

he bought her summer skin too

he's trying to c6 her but he doesn't wanna pull on the standard banner because he has c4 keqing and really doesnt wanna waste more of his time and money on that

milo... eula. don't ask why, because i don't even know

like you look at him and assume he'd main zhongli. but we have to remember kins and mains are not the same

yes i am directly implying that milo kins zhongli and yes i am right

brooklyn whales we all know this let's move on

... ayato user, not main. he gives me electro main vibes.

raiden shogun take it or leave it.

like he's not a huge fan of the polearm playstyle (he prefers sword) but he still mains raiden

alexei... gives him a kiss on the forehead

what? oh shit yea genshin anyways

mmmm child main. not childe. but a tiny human.

i think he's a sayu main. he's a healer def, so not klee. sayu main, albedo sub-dps. because i said so.

he has ekanomiya 100% explored this man fucking LOVES puzzles

rory also gives me eula main vibes idk, but i think it's like. "oh yeah i'm a eula main but xiao pulls more dmg" yeah buddy because you neglected your eula please just accept that you're an emo xiao main and move on

uses amber. like she's lvl 90, only one crown so far (it's on her burst obvs), c...3? 4 maybe?

tobias... i could be cheap and say yae miko main because they're both foxes.

but i know this man would main zhongli

he has diluc and refuses to level him up (not even to 20 to get the freebie) specifically because of how mad rory got when tobias lost the 50/50 and got diluc

tobias lives and breathes only to tease others (sighs deeply)

i went thru all of them? cool

rory and tobias are not allowed to co-op together, at least not without someone to be there to stop them fighting

(that someone cannot be alexei as much as i love him i do not think he could break up a rory/tobias fight)

alexei helps brooklyn with his exploring

leo and rory co-op constantly (so leo's usually the one to break up any fights between rory and tobias)

leo forced rory to unlock the love island with him and rory swore up and down that it wasn't in a gay way (yeah sure, buddy.)

normally the pairs are (leo/rory) (tobias/milo) (brooklyn/alexei)

but even then milo's barely ever co-oping so

tobias and alexei co-op when brooklyn's working and alexei wants to play

i just. want some tobias and alexei wholesome interaction, even if i have to make it myself.

[anonbea]

Colour ask meme!

from this meme! Tagging everyone who wants to!

plum: a food you've never tried  Hmm, there’s probably a lot! I’m trying to expand my palette a bit, but i know I’ve never tried something with saffron in it, I’m very curious

turquoise: favorite sea animal? Whale shark, they look so big and friendly!!

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated Mmmm, Stromae. I love their music! Artistically? All my art friends, you know who you are.

silver: ever broken a bone? Nope! Never been a super active kiddo! I’m very careful with my arms nowadays, can’t lose my drawing hand!

red: describe your favorite shirt Sheer and black dress shirt with japanese style skeletons! Goth and fruity.

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet? Yes! Then it all gets folded up in a pillow sheet

frost: a -core you enjoy Uh, does solarpunk/positive post apocalypse count?

brass: least favorite food condiment Mint sauce - shudder-

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one? Man I don’t know, my first thought is Aotearoa cause it looks so pretty. I Just want to visit my friends that seem to live everywhere!

fawn: any interesting family stories? My memory is terrible but one that sticks out is my great great aunt rosie getting snubbed by a bus driver and she raced the damn bus to the next stop and whacked him with her shopping. Always made me laugh.

amethyst: do you collect anything? I feel as though im slowly collecting clip on earrings and labradorite (though not a labradorite earring so far)

sapphire: do you think you can sing well? I think I can! Used to do opera/rock/musicals/jazz at school and college. I had an op a few years ago on my throat that kind of buggered my top range though. I like singing still, and thats what counts more!

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine?   Ooohh, good packet of crisps. Quavers maybe.

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?  I think it does, everyday magic happens all the time, though part of me mixes it up with parallel universe warnings sometimes

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so? I like my eyes! Lovely dark brown but! If i could get like,,, a magpie iridescent sheen on them when they moved….now that would be kind of sexy no?

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?  It’s some clouds I drew! Thank you everyone for questions!! <3 Hope you like getting to know me a bit more!