#mmmm tasty sounds

[a-gay-gathering]

mayhaps??? goth band list time ??

list of goth/post-punk/whatever i want bands that i listen to :) + a couple recommendations

- aurat (nasha) - buzz kull (avoiding the light, into the void) - dancing plague (cataracts) - grand blanc (isati, l’amour fou, surprise party) - hante. (à contrecoeur) - lebanon hanover (sadness is rebellion, tomb for two, the last thing) - minuit machine (honey, everlasting, forgive me for my sins) - rendez vous (the others, plasticity) - she past away (kasvetli kutlama, durdu dünya) - siouxsie and the banshees (night shift, spellbound) - soft kill (whirl) - soviet soviet (ecstasy, 1990, change with the sun) - ssleeping desiress (we need) - tempers (strange harvest, hell hotline, eyes wide wider) - the agnes circle (white gate, monument) - the cure (the hanging garden, a strange day, m, lovesong) - this cold night (black cathedral) - traitrs (the lovely wounded, i sit and watch the worm beneath my nail, burnt offerings) - twin tribes (shadows, fantasmas) - vacíos cuerpos (reflejos) - velvet condom (samt und stein, kalter lippenstift, poison & maquillage) anyways slay ok bye this is definitely not my third post in a single day bc i am sane and normalpilled

[cheeriochat]

I too wish to eat the living armour.... it sounds so good....

[junkyardpop]

stims by running around the house making the sounds of a Creechur

[wh1msic4lwasab1]

𝙀𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬

synopsis: after being away and entertaining others, your husband decides to give you a special something

wrd cnt: 1.1k

tags: cunnalingus, oral, penetration, doggy, vulgar, praise, explicit

a/n: if you couldn’t tell been having major writers block + no time to write but this one reeled me back in a bit so i hope you enjoy <3

It was late at night by the time you got home. The house had been quiet all evening, save for the soft hum of your laptop as you explored some new music. But now that the sun had set, there were no more distractions—just the sound of your own breathing, the whirring blade of the fan above your head, and the occasional creak of floorboards beneath your feet.

You heard the front door open and close, followed by footsteps coming down the hallway towards the living room where you sat on the couch. Your eyes widened when you saw who it was.

“Sunday!” You exclaimed, jumping up and running over to him. He looked incredible, even if he was clearly exhausted from working all day. His face was flushed red with desire, and his black suit pants hung lower on his hips than usual, as his belt was quite undone just as his tie.

“Y/n-,” he said, leaning down to kiss you deeply before pulling away. “I missed you…quite dearly”

You replied breathlessly in agreeance, taking his hand and leading him over to sit beside you on the couch. As soon as he sat down, he pulled you into his lap and started kissing your neck hungrily.

“Mmm... I love how good you tastes,” he murmured against your skin as he moved lower down your chest, licking and sucking at your nipples until they hardened under his touch.

To say you were surprised was an understatement, your husband was always quite well mannered, and in control especially of himself.

Before you could express this pleasant concern, be continued further down, pushing your body down and stopping his peppering of kisses just above your waistband.

“Please don’t stop...” You begged softly. “Keep going...”

He chuckled darkly as he pulled your bottoms down, revealing your pretty laced panties.

“Such a naughty girl,” he whispered seductively. “you know happens when you tease me like that, don’t you?”

With those words still ringing in your ears, he slid his hands around to the front of your panties and began teasing them apart until they fell down around your ankles; now placed on each of his shoulders.

His soft hands spread your legs wide apart and leaned forward to lick along the length of your slit.

“Ohh... yes... keep doing that...” You moaned, feeling yourself growing wetter than ever before.

“Mmmm... such a tasty little thing,” he purred, moving one finger inside you while continuing to lap at your clit with his tongue. “Feels good hm? You’re dripping…” He smirked, slipping a second finger inside you, curling them up and down faster this time. “How does that feel baby?” He asked, before returning to suck your swollen pearl.

“So good... oh god... more-...” You panted, arching your back slightly to allow him better access to you.

“Like this?” He whispered, increasing the speed of his movements until he felt you begin to tremble against him.

“Yes! Oh fuck yes!-” You cried out loudly, throwing your head back against the couch cushions as pleasure washed through every part of your body.

As if sensing your impending climax, he suddenly stopped moving his fingers altogether and instead focused solely on licking and sucking at your clit. With waves of pleasure coursing through your entire body, you squirmed uncontrollably.

“Oh my god... yes... right there...” You gasped, grinding yourself against him as best you could while trying not to fall off the couch entirely.

“Mmmmm... I knew you liked this,” he chuckled wickedly, pushing you down onto the couch once again. “Now let me show you something else.”

With those words still echoing in your mind, he stood up and placed a knee inbetween your legs, slowly pushing into you as he got close to you. Grabbing your hand, he gave you hold of his erection, stroking himself with your hand slowly up and down several times before letting you do it yourself.

“What do you think of that?” He asked teasingly. “See what you do to me?”

“Mhm….,” you answered quietly with a small nod, feeling yourself grow hungrier than ever before.

As if he couldn’t waste another second, he dragged you up and pushed your body against the couch, feeling his chest heavy against your back as your breasts pressed up against the fabric of the apolstry.

“Fuck I missed you-“ He says, slowly dragging his cock up and down your folds as you hear his shaky breath.

“Sunday- please…” You mewl, pushing yourself back into him.

“Use your words, my love.” He breathes against your ear.

You groan in annoyance at his teasing.

He chuckles, and then thrusts his thick cock into your tight, wet heat.

It was like a drug, every movement of his hips, every touch of his hand, every inch of his skin against yours was ecstacy.

After a few moments, his pace becomes steady, and soon enough his hips are snapping furiously against yours.

You moan and writhe beneath him, clawing desperately at the sofa beneath you.

He lets out a deep growl and slams his hands down on either side of your head.

His grip tightens as he pounds into you harder and harder, causing your body to shake uncontrollably.

The friction of his cock sliding in and out of your dripping pussy combined with the roughness of his thrusts and the force of his hands against your body, made you see stars.

Your mouth hangs open and your eyes roll back, as you arch your back and thrust your hips upwards, meeting his thrusts eagerly.

Your fingers dig into his biceps, gripping onto him tightly.

With each passing second, you could feel your orgasm building within you, threatening to tear through you any moment now.

You knew that this wasn't going to last much longer.

"Fuck- I'm so close…," you cry out, throwing your head back.

His hand reaches up and grabs your throat, squeezing tightly, and pulling you closer to him.

His thrusts grow even more powerful, and you gasp as he slams his cock deep inside you.

"Come for me then, my darling," he purrs into your ear, his voice low and husky.

He releases his grip on your neck and moves his hand down to grip your ass firmly.

You whimper and writhe beneath him, unable to hold back any longer.

"Fuck-!" You scream, throwing your head back once more and letting the orgasm rip through you.

His cock slides in and out of you faster and faster, as his movements become more erratic.

His fingers dig into your ass as he pulls you even closer, thrusting into you one final time before he explodes inside you.

His hips slow their frantic rhythm as he groans and grunts into your ear, his seed filling you up completely; leaving you tilted over the cushions and wrecked.

whimsic4alwasab1 ™ - do not copy, translate, modify, or claim any of my work as your own.

[notahorseindisguise]

You enjoy eating mold?

yes. i fucking looove eating mould. num num num num num <- the sound of my mould eating. mmmmmm num num num delicious mould mould in my belly yummyyy oh god i love mould mmmm yum yum yum. delicious fucking mould sooooo tasty mould for me nummy mould oh waiter?? waiter??? waiter may i have some more mould please????? chef!! cook up another large bowl of mould for me to chow down on. im feeling rather peckish and could go for a spot of mould to chow down on. i could really go for some mould because i love chowing down on some mould

[mammaonii]

Kinktober week1 Yan!König With autistic reader

Note: this is a spur of the moment kinktober piece sorry and english isn't my best language.

I THOUGHT THIS POSTED ON THE SECOND BUT I SAVED IT TO MY DRAFTS BY ACCIDENT! ;-;

Slowly, methodically, König has been separating you from everyone. You didn't even realize it when he blocked your parents numbers on your phone. Even going as far as too make you quit work reminding you about how it overwhelms you so much, making you rely entirely on him for support. Exactly like he planned it to be, now he just had to push you over the edge, to make you his completely, to break your mind and body so all you knew was him. 'Oh my beloved if only you knew how my heart aches when I can not see you, when I can not hold your beautiful body nor gaze at your sleeping form.'

It's been a bit sense König came back home. But when he did he'd brought you some cute clothes with the tags already cut off and a new perfume! It smells amazing and the bottle is so cute! You thanked König and went to shower and put some on. "Oh how sweet you'll taste my dear, I simply can't wait." König mutters to himself once you're out of earshot. He's long replaced your birth control having figured out his best opportunity to make you fat with his child.

You ready yourself for bed none the wiser to König's plan, after all why would he ever do you any harm? Once finished you show König the outfit he bought you. "Do you like it my dear?" his voice rumbles, like thunder a growl caught in a brewing storm. You nod feeling your face flush a light dusting of blush across your cheeks.

'Oh how cute you are, so sweet so innocent and trusting. So unaware of the trap he's put out just for you.' König re-arranges himself when you're not looking, his pants quickly becoming to small for comfort. "you look beautiful my darling, far to sweet for anyone else to see." König growls

You giggle causing König to tilt his head slightly "Something funny my dear?" He asks, voice low stepping closer placing his large leathery hands on your shoulders. You shake your head calling him cute asking if he was trying to woo you like some kind of bird? He merely chuckles pulling you close to him. "What kind of bird could keep such a tasty treat like you, untouched?" König's eyes darken his question sounding more like a statement.

You're stuck pondering what bird he could be talking about. Too deep in thought mmmm that autism be hit'n to notice the quickly growing tent in König's pants. König notes your perplexed expression wondering if he could use the moment to his advantage a bit.

"My dear friend, might I suggest something?" His tone completely unreadable to you. "A game if you will, one I've heard the youth talk about playing." His hands move down your body, one large hand over your stomach and the other on your hip. "It's a question game, one that makes you choose to do something or answer the question." He leans in close to you, his warm breath on your shoulder. "Please, I'd love to play. Won't you play a game with this old man?" He coos voice little more than a growl.

You don't even know how you got here. It's been hours and you're so overstimulated you can't even think. König's been lapping up your juices sense this morning, acting and sounding like a starved beast.

"My love" he moans into your inner thigh. "All I can think about is you, did you know that" He licks a thick stripe up your core positioning his thick fingers at your weeping entrance. "Now that I have you" his fingers slowly prod at your hole circling around it. "I want to rip you open" he thrusts two of his fingers in aiming for that delicious spot inside you. "I'll tear open my own ribcage to show you my heart so please my love, let me see yours!" His fingers thrust at a maddening pace hitting such good spots making you squirm and mewl. "I will see it, I will see you, all of it inside and out. You'll be here until I've memorized every sound, every delicious movement you can make" König adds a third finger making your body tense up and attempt to move away. What a mistake.

"DON'T YOU DARE MOVE AWAY FROM ME!"

König's voice booms like cracking thunder making you freeze. His eyes are stone cold as he rips his fingers from you harshly grabbing your hips. "How dare you. How dare, I have been nothing but kind to you." The gifts, clothes, money and time he's put into you and you try to get away from him?! He tears away his boxers cock springing to life balls heavy, ready to fill you to the brim. "You'll have to be punished for hurting me so" he lines himself up and slams in as far as you can take him. "So small, so tight" he whimpers "Ah! I can feel your cervix kissing my cock, she must know there's more of me waiting outside" he chuckles.

König moves your legs up and over his shoulders, allowing him to force you into a mating press. "Let me have a proper taste this time my dear" he says just before slamming his cock into you, setting a desperate but determined rhythm. His heavy balls slapping your ass as he thrusts wildly dead set on breaking you and breeding you.

You can hardly breathe with König putting all his weight on you. Your hands are desperate, clawing at his body trying to anchor yourself to no avail. You try to beg, to plead with him but it's no use König's far too pussy drunk to hear.

"Mine,Mine,Mine" he chants desperate and depraved. His cock bruising your cervix, pussy lips raw as he keeps going. "I'm close my love" he pants out, gripping your shoulders to push you into him further. "Mine, you'll be mine. I'll keep you here, break you if I must" his thrusts growing sloppy it takes all he has not to crush you. "After all, I'll be here for you, I'll take care of you. Carry you like a precious doll fat with my children." He slams his hips down into you crushing your body under his. "Just be good" König pants "like this, like you are now. Just let me fuck you until I break" his voice desperate despite the look on his face. "I can't tolerate anything else my dear, do you understand?" König asks gently. His cock still firmly smashed into you.

[choccyhearts]

(18+!!)

this warm weather's really getting to my head...

so just imagine, it's a nice warm day, bordering on hot

and so you decide to wear short shorts that hug each curve and lump perfectly, and a cute crop top that frames your boobs nicely

and you meet the gang for a little picnic get together, which includes eddie and steve in attendance

and while you're having fun and enjoying the tasty dishes your friends have made, poooor eddie and steve can't stop admiring your body

the way your boobs bounce and jiggle each time you laugh at one of robin's quips, the way your butt presses against your heels as you sit up in excitement as nancy tells you about a groundbreaking story she's working on, the way your lips wrap around the straw of your lemonade, the sinful way you lick your fingers after eating a piece of fresh, juicy fruit

they're both going insane

they give each other a look that, although they've never shared it before, they both understand what the other means

what the other needs

they excuse themselves to go to the bathroom, nobody paying any attention as you've proposed a game of badminton

despite the disgusting nature of a park bathroom, neither man really care to notice as they each race into a stall

the sound of zippers unzipping and the jingling of belts and buttons echoes in the empty room

in unison, they pull down their pants and underwear, eddie hissing at the cold air now touching his most private area and steve groaning at the glorious feeling of freedom

they both grasp their dicks and begin stroking, each of them softly whining and humming every once in a while

if one were to walk by, they'd mistake it for singing

steve opens his hand with his dick sitting in the middle of his palm and spits

eddie strokes his precum all down his length

"ohhhhh, jesus christ", eddie breathes

"i know...holy shit", steve replies

"wanna know somethin?" steve grunts in response "this isn't the first time i've done something like this over her"

"ohhhh, i definitely have before", steve chuckles

both of them speed up their movements, private exclamations of curse words and your name leave their lips

"fuck...im so fucking close....how the hell does she have this much power?"

"mmmm, i have no idea...but if this what she does without knowing...ffuuck...imagine what she's like trying to get us off intentionally", steve whispers

eddie chuckles, imagining you in the stall with him, showing him anything he needs to make him cum

steve imagines your hand in place of his as he holds you up against him so you don't have to touch the disgusting floor or stall

in sync, they both prop their arms against a stall wall, heaving with clenched shut eyes

"oh christ, im bout to-"

"oh im right there too"

they both moan as they feel their climaxes

eddie can't open his eyes, too far gone in bliss. his tongue sticks out a bit as he milks his cock for all that it's worth, hearing his seed spill into the toilet water below with little splashes. he feels his balls sway with each tug he gives and he can only dream of how they'd feel slamming against your ass

steve tosses his head back, mouth open. he can't be bothered checking if his aim is right because he could care less about painting the toilet prettily. he'd rather be painting you with his cum. he fucks his hand with his dick, imagining his hips bouncing against yours as he buries himself as deep as he can go inside you

both men give a few shakes of their dicks before flushing the toilets (although steve attempts to wipe his cum off of the seat with the cheap toilet paper before giving up)

they redress themselves and exit their stalls, avoiding eye contact with one another when they wash their hands

as they walk back over to their friends, you turn and wave at them

"geez, what took you so long? i thought one of you might've fallen in", you giggle

"ugh, it was the cheese we got, wasn't it?", robin groans. "ya know, for a guy who's lived a more luxurious life than the rest of us, it's embarrassing you can't handle fancy cheese, dingus..."

nancy rolls her eyes as she sets up to serve the shuttlecock again

you turn away from the guys, completely unaware it was you who had done them in...

[lotus-pear]

(Hits you on the head with a rolled up newspaper) I love your art sm. I think it would taste like tea or preferably Chai or matcha!

HI CHUUYA also mmmm that sounds very tasty….the fall cravings are finally hitting i see…

[cauldron-of-oddities]

I bring fluff! Sugar and spice. I make no apology for this (hopefully not, too) cliche pile sweetness.

I'll stop now.

Have Your Cake and Eat it too

They're at a tiny hole in the wall of a pastry and ice cream shop. No bigger than a single market stall and three tables and six chairs all mismatched. A neon sign flickered nothing but the word “Sweets'' in cotton candy colours. It's in a hidden corner of the Entre Sol, and only by the grace of Jericho did Jinx hear of it after she had an impassioned lament about the lack of desserts to be found in Zaun to the cook.

Jericho had given them directions said something about taking your girl for dessert, which Jinx had completely missed, already thrilled at the prospect of a sugar rush and had Ekko saying thank you with a grin at his girl's antics.

So here they were at this tiny, softly but colourfully lit place, smelling of sugar, butter, fruit, and 6 according to Jinx heaven. As far as Ekko was concerned, it was hell. Sweet, seductive, torturous hell. Why? Because of Jinx.

She was digging into a piece of peach crumble and cardamom ice cream, humming and making a noise he could only call a moan. He swallowed thickly. He almost failed to notice the tall chirean place a slice of lime flavoured cake in front of him, with a great dollop of cream on it. It does look pretty damn good, he had to admit as he takes a forkful. And quite fancy for Zaun. He wondered briefly how their host gotten all her ingredients. Before he could ask the question, let alone take a bite, he saw Jinx zeroing in on his fork.

“Lemme taste!” It's a demand, a non-negotiable aspect of being (boy) friend of Jinx. You will share your sweets, or she may bite you instead. He found out the hard way when he'd tried to keep a bag of caramels hidden.

It's for his own safety he gave in and held it out to her. The noises of delight had previously been bad enough, but her closing in around the bite and the full “Mmmm, ooh, that's sooo good.” Has his mind short circuiting. She looks delighted at the taste and damn if he doesn't imagine going places they've only skirted before with way less clothing at the sound.

His cheeks were hot, and his pants felt tight, and then her tongue peaked out to lick the last bit off. It's hell, sweet glorious hell, and he wants to take her home and to his room and..

“Runterra to Ekko, hey, you ok?” She looks worried. “Don't like your cake?” He hadn't even tasted it yet, quickly shoving a piece in his mouth with the very fork she'd licked.

“I'm fine.” he mumbles and then “You're right it is really good.” Sitting here side by side, with admittedly a tasty dessert and her so joyous makes him want. He shook himself from his thoughts as she told him resolutely. “We are definitely getting dessert here again.”

He was in trouble.

It turns into a new thing at her insistence. After a night out on the hoverboards, a meal at Jericho, they go back to the little hole in the wall for dessert. They go twice more before he's at his wits end. The sounds she makes at first taste, the cursed sensuality with which her mouth devoured the treats, was torture.

The last time they'd picked ice cream cones, and he'd been so distracted by her humming and delicate likking, he'd failed to notice his own ice cream had melted over his hand. Great. With a huff, he'd tried to move his hand to lick it off when Jinx licked from his wrist to pinky in one smooth move. "Good choice!” She said, licking her lips. Before giggling at his expression. “Careful little man wouldn't want you dripping all over the place.”

His clean hand moved to cover his face, and he stifled a groan. She must know what she's doing, right? No, she didn't as he looked at her, having another laugh at his expense and happily occupied by her own treat again. He felt like a coil wound too tight, caught between something bright, bubbling by his heart at her joy, and something hungry and wanting below. Though all the desserts had been cold, he went home burning.

…

He spends a week practically locked in his workshop. And he really does have lots of repairs to catch up on. Jinx, though, seems to think different. “You've.” A pointed finger poking him in the chest. “Been avoiding me.” Followed by another jab for good measure. Jinx has set herself on his work table, blocking him from the disassembled hoverboard. She raises an eyebrow at him. “Do I need to kidnap you again for you to take a break?” At the mention he can still feel her hands running over his back, it still sends pleasant shivers down his spine.

Jinx crosses her arms, and her lips form a pout at his lack of reply “I thought you enjoyed our dates?” Shit, now she looks dejected.

“I do!” He scrambles out. “It's just there's so much to do, and I can't just go off hoverboarding and snacking,.."

“Yes, you can.” Her tone states it like it's the most obvious thing. He's about to protest again. “I'll go get Scar.” It's a threat, and one she means too. How those two had made peace still baffles him.

“No! no need, just let me finish this board?” He already feels wound up a few minutes to ground himself surely weren't too much to ask?

“Just. This. Board. I'll be waiting.” With that, she slaunters off, and he takes a steading breath.

One flight and two fozen dumplings later they're back at the tiny little pastry shop and no sooner than walking in, Jinx's eyes had gone wide as saucers when she'd spied a new cake, tinted pink with white frosting with swirls of bright pink through it, and copper colour sprinkles on top.

“That one!” She's practically leaning into the display case. Ekko lets out a snort at her antics and picks a little fruit tart for himself.

“Back I see.” The chirean behind the counter greets. “I was wondering where you were, wouldn't like to lose my new best customers or entertainment for that matter.”

“Lady, what's entertaining about watching people eat?” Jinx sounds a little incredulous and Ekko's hoping the shopkeeper wasn't implying she'd noticed his discomfort.

“Oh I just enjoy people indulging in my creations.” The way she says indulging has him tossing that hope right out. Grinning at Ekko, she preps their order “Do enjoy.” Embarrassment doesn't begin to cover what he's feeling right now.

Jinx, luckily, is completely preoccupied by her desert.” “It so pretty, like the clouds at sunset! She’s quiet for a moment, and thrn Ekko has never been so thankful for her whims when she blurts out her idea. “Let's go see the sunset!”

“Shall I box that, then?” Seems the shopkeeper is more aware than he is. With a sheepish shrug, he takes the offered box. Jinx quickly pulls him to open space to take off.

They find themselves on one of Zauns highest structures, perched on a ledge, looking at the sky tinged with pink and orange and the dessert box between them.

Jinx's pink eyes glitter, as picks up her cake and takes a bite. Ekko can only call the noise she makes, a moan. Low, drawn out and speaking of nothing but pleasure and then her expression, he swallows thickly at her completely blissed out look.

It's downright sinful, and he's starting to think desserts should be banned from all existence.

He's jolted from his thoughts as Jinx nuges her elbow into his side. She's holding out a finger a dollop of raspberry flavoured buttercream with cinnamon candy sugar flakes on it up to him.

“Try! Is so goooood!” She practically sings. It's too cute, the excitement bouncing off of her, it's infectious, it's the highest honour, Jinx sharing her dessert, and it's the last straw. He blinks, and caution gets flung out the window as the sweetest opportunity for vengeance presents itself.

A slow grin curls his lips as his fingers gently circle around her wrist, rubbing his thumb up and down a few times. Might as well build the tension some for all that she put him through. A breathy “Ekko?” has him looking in her eyes, with a wicked grin, his lips wrap around her finger and languidly runs his tongue over the tip, licking and sucking the icing off. She's right it is delicious, it's sugar and spice, just like her. With a soft plop, he released her finger. Her mouth is slightly open, and he can feel her pulse increasing under his fingers.

She looks like the gears have run stuck in her head. Ekko has to stifle a laugh. “Hmm, missed a bit.” He mumbles, kissing her fingers for good measure. Something like a gasped squeak escapes her, and there's red blooming on her cheeks and going down all the way down her neck and deeper. It's a treat to see.

“Your right. It's really good.” He won't admit just how affected he himself is or how he's enjoying her squirming, trying to stammer something out.

“What?... What was that for?” Jinx finally gets out.

“For sharing.” It makes him feel special. He's probably the sole person on the planet she'd share her sweets with, but he won't say that yet. Instead, he goes for a little payback “It's only fair after all the times you've made me share and watch you enjoy.”

He sees the lightbulb go on. A breathy “oh” leaves her lips, and an awkward little giggle morph into a pleased grin. “You can try some more, if you want” She looks rather hopeful saying that.

He looks at her with a raised eyebrow. Taking a dollop of icing on his finger, he daps it on her nose and kisses it off. He repeats the action, only this time holding up his finger to her lips. Jinx, never one to turn down a challenge, suckles off the icing. No wonder she'd looked so dazed when he'd done that. He feels too warm, and then he's done with all the teasing.

He moves closer to her, and when feeling the box between them, he quickly moves it. (It won't do, to break the spell by Jinx mourning ruined cake.) Hand free again he puts it on her waist pulls her towards him, the other hand goes to the back of her neck and he closes the final few inches between them.

The kiss is sweet release, soft and ardent and with raspberry, and cinnamon on her lips and tongue. His tongue chases and traces hers, all those sweets have left him with a hunger, and finally, it's being satiated. One of her hands tangles into his hair, and the other leans on his thigh. There's an anticipation to it all, and he'd pull her onto his lap if they weren't on a ledge. Eventually, they need to breathe, and it has them pulling apart.

Wide eyes look up at him, “Wanna go home and share some more cake?” She whispers at him.

Fuck, yeah, he'd love to share a whole lot more.

[sebdoeswords]

My G-pen nibs and speedball ink were delivered today, so i'm dicking about with them (of course Reki had to be my first victim) and oooOoOoOooo the texture is so good. Very nice feeling as it goes down. Love the scratchy sound and feel. Mmmm tasty

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Ghost Pepper Challenge - SVE Aventurers and Mages Edition:

Lance: took a small bite. managed to keep a straight face while eating the pepper, but still tears streamed down his face. Didn't make a sound.

Jadu: wonders what could be so bad about this pepper. Bites a large piece of pepper, thinking he has a sufficient tolerance for spicy food. Falls to the floor (ded).

Isaac: offended that many thought he wouldn't tolerate spicy food. Ate a whole pepper because of pride. Wildly yelling and swearing at everyone. Ran around the room looking for water, milk, something to take away the burning in his mouth and wouldn't stop swearing and cursing at everyone.

Magnus: why did he even agree to it. Ate half a pepper. Enjoyed the distinct flavour for the first five seconds. After that - hell. Quickly preparing the right potion to help. Never in his life will he eat spicy food again.

Jolyne: has a pretty high spicy tolerance. Takes just a bite because she knows what kind of bitch she's dealing with. Pretty spicy, and still even tasty, but make a sauce out of the peppers, it would be tastier.

Alesia: took a small bite, grimaced at the spiciness. Cussed a little, started laughing (reaction to the pain). Could tolerate it, even thought about trying the pepper again, just in smaller quantities.

Camilla: eats peppers like candy. Mmmm, yummy, give her more (fucking freak, how???).

[lastsaturnalia]

Mmmm Tasty

*sound of cracking glass*

[moonlightstar27]

Let me sleep~

Summary: You can’t sleep after having a bad dream so you bug Belphegor till he’s had enough and made you fall asleep

Contains: Cowgirl, pussy eating, cock warming, fluff, reader asking questions that won’t make sense

You can’t sleep. Not after that horrid nightmare you had just now. You had a little to no little with in the room you laid you head in, it might have something to do with it being night, but you can’t sleep. Not without someone help you go back to sleep. You walked out you room and head up the stairs to Belphegors bed. You thought of it as a bd idea but you needed him and only him.

You lifted up the covers and slipped under and cuddled up to him, but it didn’t go unnoticed, “MC? What are you doing in my room….And in my bed of all things.” You told him about the nightmare you had but her just chuckled at you. “You had a nightmare and came running to me? You think I’m special?” You nodded you head and hugged him close to you, thinking you’d be fine you’d close you eyes trying to sleep.

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Shit.

You tosses and turned trying to find a way to sleep but can’t you faced the back of Belphegor’s back and started to speak up. “Belpie, you up?” No response. “Hey I have. Question, do you guys ever eat random items you’d find? Or become a sea house for star fish?” Still nothing from him, this should’ve given you the sign that he was awake but you kept going. Asking him more and more questions.

“Do you ever look at the stars and wonder if you could eat them whole? Or maybe you stuck on a sour lollipop cause you’re really hungry?” The bed had shifted and you���re meet with his burning purple eyes. “You sound like fucking Mammon, shut up.”

“But i can’t I’m not sleepy and i have so many more questions to ask you” you turn your body towards him and poke at his back. “Come on Belphie, answer my questions.” He groaned in annoyance and turned to looks you dead in the face. “There’s two things things that I hate in this world Lucifer, and people getting in the way of my sleep.” He shifted over on top of you, pinning your arms down.

“I’ll take care of you going to sleep till you can’t take any more and pass out~” Belpheger slides under the covers to where you’re shorts are, and unties the drawstring and slides your panties down. “B-belphie! What are you doing?” He doesn’t take his time and starts eating your pussy, very slowly.

Even with out him being seen you can hear the lewd noises coming from the covers the hard sucking from his mouth on your clit is pleasing you so much. You gently his hair and softly going his face on your clit, spreading your legs for him to get in there. “Fuck, you tasty so good for an annoying person. But I want more.” Belphie then lifted you up on his shoulders and started sucking faster.

You moaned out at the fast attack on your clit, what made it worse was that he started to finger you. You felt your orgasm come in fast and hard. Your legs wrapped around his head as your orgasm came crushing down hard on his face, he happily drank it down. For some reason you felted sleepy after that, and drifted into slumber.

Hours passed since and you felt the sun on your skin, slowly opening your eyes you were meet with the sun… And something in you. You move your head down to see what it is, your panties were still off and what was in place of it was Belphies cock. It’s so filling you can’t believe its in you. “Mmmm MC stay still your so warm~” Belphie grabbed you by your waist and pulled you closer, putting you deeper on his cock. A moan lefted both of you mouths. “Belphie~ Stop teasing me like this.” He let out a small chuckle and lift you on top of him and bounced you on and off of his cock at a slow paced, slowly rocking back and forth “Damn, M-mc you feel so good.” He whimpers as you bounce on him a little bit faster now, he’s trying to match your pace but he can’t he’s lost in the pleasure.

He flipped the both of you over and started pounding in you leaving your legs within the air, you grip onto his backs for support and to push him in deeper to hit all the Right places, both of your highs are close and you it now. You close the space between you and him and kiss him softly, you feel his hands on your ass as he lifts you closer and have one more thrust into you and cums deep within you.

“F-fuck~ MC that was… Amazing.” He held on you as he laid back on to the bed. You both were out of breath, but you wanted a little bit more of him. “Hey, Belphie, are you up for a round 3?” Silent, it was quiet. He went back to sleep. Maybe you should too. After all you got him mad once, you don’t wish to get him mad once more…. Or do you~

[trashyswitch]

Day 17: Raspberries

While walking through the feywild, the group find a collection of fruit trees and bushes. While collecting some to put in their inventory, they all snack on some. Unluckily for Frost, his love for raspberries makes him try a fey-raspberry with a rather amusing fey curse.

Once again, more Legends of Avantris. And cause I like to make the stoic laugh, more Frost! Hope you all enjoy!

The group were traveling through the feywild, admiring all the different plants and animals. The Feywild had already proven to be quite a beautiful place, which only enhanced their experience walking through it. 

“What’s that?” Gricko asked, pointing to the dog-like creature in the distance. 

Twig narrowed her eyes and adjusted her glasses, before gasping. “Oh! It’s a blink dog!” She reacted. “I’ve come across them before. They’re quite nice if we don’t try to hurt it in any way.” Twig told them. 

“Why are they called ‘blink dogs’?” Kremy asked. 

“Because they’re able to blink in and out of existence.” She told them. “That makes them really hard to spot sometimes, and really hard to attack.” She told them. 

“Oh…” Gideon looked at it, and watched as the blink dog just…disappeared. “Holy-” Gideon reacted. 

“There it is!” Kremy pointed to a spot a few feet away and sure enough, the blink dog was there! 

“Wooow!” Torbek reacted. 

“That’s crazy!” Gideon exclaimed with shock. 

Frost looked around him, and noticed they were passing by several big bushes. “Hold on…” Frost stopped the team and pointed to the bushes. “We should stock up on some food.” He told them. 

“Huh?” Twig turned to look at Frost. “Oh!” She walked up to the bushes. “You have a good point! Everyone:” She called, getting everyone’s attention. “Rule #1 about Feywild vegetation: You gotta make sure you understand what you’re eating before you eat it.” She told them. 

“What happens if we don’t?” Kremy asked. 

“You could risk getting poisoned, paralyzed, or cursed.” She replied. “For example, these good berries will make you better, while these pangi’s will poison you.” She explained. “But raspberries, heart’s fruit, banana’s, brambleberries-” She pointed to the different trees and plants. “Those are all good.” She said. 

“Do they all have some sort of fey magic on them?” Gideon asked. 

“Yes, they do. But the fruits I pointed out have good magic.” She told them. 

Torbek walked up to the brambleberry bush, and tried one. “Mmmm! Torbek finds these really tasty!” He reacted, grabbing another berry. “Torbek loves these!” 

Twig turned to look at Torbek, and giggled. “Careful, Torbek~! Brambleberries are addictive. Once you have one, it’s really hard to stop eating them.” Twig warned. 

Torbek looked up from the bush, his face covered in berry juice. “Huh?” He muttered, making Twig laugh.

Kremy smiled and gave the heart’s fruit a little try. He took a bite of it, and smiled. “Whohoa!” He took another bite and started to do a little dance on the spot. “This is amazing!” 

Gideon laughed a bit and pointed to Kremy. “Why the dance, man?” He asked. 

“It just tastes that good, Gid!” Kremy reacted, making Gideon laugh. 

Twig laughed. “Heart’s fruit is supposed to amplify your emotions. Since Kremy felt happy, the fruit made him feel even MORE happy!” Twig described. 

“Oooooh…” Kremy laughed. “That makes a lot more sense!” 

Frost smiled at his friends before looking towards the raspberry bush. He hadn’t had a wild raspberry since being in Yulong, and he really wanted to experience that nostalgic feeling. He picked one and popped it in his mouth…and OH MY GODS! It was EXACTLY like the ones back home! Frost picked another one, and popped it in his mouth. Loving the taste, he picked 3 more berries and popped them in! He picked 3 more, and ate them! 

“Hey Frost?” Someone suddenly spoke up beside him. 

“aAH-” Frost turned towards the sound. “Oh…Hello Twig.” He said before eating 4 more berries.

“How are they?” She asked. 

Frost took a moment to swallow before answering. “They’re really, really good.” Frost admitted. “I forgot how much I liked these, actually.” Frost said, laughing awkwardly. 

“How many did you have?” She asked with a rather smug look. 

Frost thought for a moment, counting on his fingers. “I think I had…Hehe- Sorry.” Frost cleared his throat. “Eight…nine, ten, eleheheven-” Frost’s smile started to laugh a little bit. “Sohorry, Ihi-” 

“No no, it’s fine. You had eleven of those berries?” She asked, the smug face just growing. 

“Ihihi- Ohoho myhy gohohods!” Frost covered his mouth, trying to stop the laughter. 

“No no, don’t try and stop it.” Twig told him, gently removing his paw. “Just let it out, giggles.” She teased gently. 

“Who is that?” Kremy asked, turning to look at Frost. “Wait- Is that Frost?!” 

“I think so?” Gideon responded. 

“Whahat ihihis happenihihing?!” Frost asked. 

“What do you think, silly?” She asked. 

“Ihihihi- Hehehehe- HahahaHA!” Frost grabbed his stomach and doubled over slightly. ““Ihihit feeheels strahahange! Ihihihi cahahan’t stahahap ihihit!” Frost kept laughing.

“What’s going on with him?” Kremy asked. 

“Raspberries have no effect in the normal world.” She started. “But in the feywild…” She winked. “They make you giggle and laugh.” She explained. “Each raspberry gives you 2 minutes of laughter.” She told him. 

“Oh no…And if Torbek’s math is correct…” Torbek counted again. “Then Frost will be laughing for 22 minutes.” He explained. 

“Exactly!” Twig reacted. 

Gricko widened his eyes. “Oooooh!” He waved his finger at Twig with a little giggle of his own. “I get it now!” Gricko walked right up to Frost with his arms crossed. “I think someone forgot about the other meaning for ‘raspberries’.” Gricko teased before tickling his side. 

 “Ihihit- HahahaHAHAHA!” Frost felt his body hit the ground. “Ohohow-” Frost gasped and let out a mew-like squeal as his belly was scratched. “GRIHIHICKO NOHOHO!” Frost shouted. 

“What? I’m just tickling you.” Gricko teased. 

“WEHEHELL STOHOP IHIHIhihit!” Frost tried to order. 

“Nice try, Frosty.” Gricko smirked as he looked up at the others. “But I’m gonna stop tickling the moment you stop laughing.” Gricko declared. 

“Shihit man!” Gideon collected a bunch of the berries and put them into his bag. “I’m gonna keep these for later.” He said somewhat quietly. 

“Are you sure he ate 11 of those berries?” Kremy asked, looking at the berry bush. 

“Nope.” Twig replied rather abruptly. “He just started laughing before he could answer me.” Twig added. 

Kremy laughed. “Oho no!” He clapped his hands. “So he might be laughing for 30 minutes!” 

“Or maybe an hooourrr.” Torbek said.

Gideon looked at the berry bush, and counted the now-empty bunch of branches. “-7, 8, 9, 10…” He lowered his voice for a moment. “There’s 12 branches here that are missin’ berries.” Gideon told them. 

“12?” Kremy asked. 

“Yeah. See?” Gideon pointed to the berry bush. “So what’s 12 multiplied by 2?” Gideon asked. 

“That��d be 24.” Twig replied. 

“Okay. So 24 minutes.” Gideon replied. 

“OHOHO NOHOHOHO! COHOME OHOHON!” Frost yelled, rolling over to hide his face and sides.

“Haha! Like that’s gonna stop me…” Gricko smirked and sat on his lower leg to stabilize it. Then, Gricko dragged a single finger from the bottom of his top leg, right down the kneepit. 

“WaitwaitfuckFUCK- Grihicko- NAHAhahahaha!” Frost squeaked. “NOhohohohoooo!” Frost tried to tug on his legs, but didn’t have any strength to get out. “Nononohoho-Thisisn’tfahahahahair!” Frost whined. The poor tabaxi was just stuck there, being tickled like there’s no tomorrow! 

“Wait, that’s a tickle spot?!” Gideon reacted. 

“I don’t know.” Gricko gave Gideon a smug face as he stopped tickling to let Frost calm down…only for him to tickle his knee again, making Frost squeal and let out a high-pitched giggle. “You tell me.” Gricko teased. 

“Alright, drop the attitude and let me try.” Gideon ordered. 

“SHIT-NO!” Frost squawked and tried to sit himself up. “GIDEON!” 

The fire genasi just scratched 2 fingers on the back of Frost’s left knee. “Yeah?” He replied. 

Frost squealed and fell back to the ground. “SHIHIhihihit!” Frost hung his head and laughed. “Dahahahammihihihit!” 

“You called me, so I assume you want me for something.” Gideon told him. 

“Hahahaha- Cohohohome ohohon!” Frost laughed. 

“Oh! Torbek thinks Frost might want a few more tickles!” Torbek spoke up.  “You know what? I think Torbek has a point!” Gricko fluttered 3 of his fingers on the other, untouched kneepit. “Coochy coochy coo, Frosty~” Gricko teased. 

And so…Frost’s nostalgic love for raspberries was quickly overshadowed by tickly laughter and A LOT of teasing. Maybe one day Frost will be able to enjoy a nice, good laugh in peace. 

[siberat]

“So, what shall I sink my teeth into next? *Scans the table* Ah, how about this juicy coal burger? One can never go wrong with the classics! Just look at that thick patty! *Shows to the camera, then takes a huge bite* MMmm-MMm-MMMM! Tastes delicious! The bun is so fresh, and the pickles give the burger a nice crunchy zest!

*Licks his lips* Well, let’s move on to an ask, sound good? We have another anonymous asking, ‘Have there been others who know about your scrumptious eating escapades?’ *Raises optic ridges* Scrumptious would be an understatement, wouldn’t you agree? Naturally, Rat/chet is aware of my overindulgent tendencies, and to be honest, I have received some double takes. However, I try to limit going overboard. *Licks coal burger juice from fingers* Usually, I won’t consume so much tasty food in one sitting. Oh! *Stuffs another bite of burger in his mouth* Swe/rve tends to bring me mini-cupcakes and treats of the sort, demanding me to tell him which tastes the best. And I give him my honest opinion.

*Shrugs and frowns* Yet, those tasty baked treats never make it on his menu. And you know, I swear one evening, I smelt the loveliest aromas coming from his locked bar. I knew Swe/rve was baking up something good! *Finishes the burger* But the next day, no baked goods were added to the menu. And yes, you can bet that I was first in line when his bar opened! But anyways, I have not maintained a chiseled frame regularly, but the weight gain isn’t overly noticeable all the time. I still want to be able to enjoy my swordsmanship, after all. *Wipes mouth on napkin*

I demolished that coal burger, haven’t I? *Pats belly* Oofff…. My stomach is getting nice and tight already. There’s no decision on what to try next based on this anonymous question: ‘Who is the fastest at finishing a large bottle of Doctor Chunk?’ Supposedly, Rodi/mus claims to be the best chugger of drinks. He said he could drink this whole bottle in under 20 seconds. *Picks up bottle of Soda* I beg to differ. I think I can out-chug him. What do you think? *Winks* Shall I give it a go? Okay… someone time me…*Brings bottle to lips* And go! *Starts chugging*

*Optics open wide, chugging ends* Oh my! *Belches loudly; servo covers mouth in embarrassment* Please excuse me! *Stifles another belch before resuming chugging; however, it doesn’t last long* Oh, my stars, that carbonation burns! I’m almost there! *Shows only one-third of the bottle remaining* I think I can make it! *Continues to chug the drink until finished*

All done! *Belches out a long, noisy burp* Where have my manners gone? *Stomach gurgles* My tummy…*Winces* So much pressure…

*Loud, audible clank is heard* Oh my! *Optics open wide in shock, cheeks flush as his stomach plating busts out and shoots across the room* How embarrassing! I’m busting out all over the place…literally! *Servo’s rub at exposed protomesh belly* However, I feel so much better now. Like, so much more room has become available! *Smirks at camera* So, what was my time? Did I beat Rodi/mus?

*Furrows brows* Thirty-five seconds? Are you sure? I downed that drink quicker than that! *Pouts* Oh well. I guess we’ll have to let our dear captain hold that title. For now, at least. Now, onto our next question and dish. We have two askers, annony and Alcorian, asking the same question, relating to how much I have polished off so far and whether I can finish in one stream. *Clears throat* Being a dedicated individual, I always plan to finish what I start! And how could I resist all this tantalizing food? Take this Cyber-city Onion soup, for example. *Picks up bowl covered in warm, melted cheese and shows camera* Just look at that rich, melted lithium cheese blanketing over a generously sized piece of bread, bathing in a warm broth of caramelized onions. *Stabs spoon into the cheese, scooping broth* Doesn’t this look delightful? One of my favorite types of soups! *Eats spoonful, pulling at the cheese strands to break them off* Hmmm, so good!

Moving on to the next question, and this is a good food question from another Anon: ‘What’s your favorite profile? There are all kinds, of course, like sweet and spicey or savory and salty. Do you have a favorite, or do you like them equally?’ Well, this one is rather hard. The easy answer would be to say I like them all equally. *Grins sheepishly* I suppose it depends on my mood. Sometimes, one craves a salty snack, like some ener-nuts or potassium crisps.

Sweets? *Face scrunches in joy* Who can resist them? I used to chide Rat/chet for his love of those junky, sweet snacks, goading him to eat healthier. Now I’m sure he wishes he never forced me to try one of his favorite little treats-Ka/on dogs. *Smiles, scooping more cheese and soup on spoon* They look like hot dogs, but the bun is chocolate cake, and the ‘hot dog’ is deliciously sweet cream. *Licks lips* By golly, they are so good! What have I been missing out on all my life? *Eats more soup*

And one can never go wrong with those savory foods! I love those dishes that have been slow-cooked for a long time or aged to perfection! *Gives belly a pat* I cannot resist those meals of roasted cyber-chicken, pasta with garlic and olive oil, pies like quiche…*Gives a chef’s kiss* The list goes on!

But my absolute favorite must be spicy. Foods that give a little kick are just amazing! Eating spice triggers heat receptors to activate inside your frame, tricking your sensory net to feel as if you are overheating. In response to that, your processor turns on your cooling systems. So, you don’t taste the heat; you feel the heat. *Slurps some more soup* Get what I am saying? Food that bites back…*Laughs*

There is nothing left of this soup! *Shows empty bowl* That really hit the spot! And do you know what I have been eyeing for the longest time? This loaded potato! Just look at this monster! * Picks up dish* This has been twice baked, making it such a creamy and cheesy masterpiece! * Takes a heaping forkful* Not only that, but the cyber-bacon also gives a nice, salty crunch! Hmmmm So good!

But onto our next question. Anon asks: ‘I know you had a difficult past. Did it take you a while to get comfortable eating such tasty meals, either alone or in front of others? Or were you pretty comfortable from the beginning?’ Well, this is kind of a double-edged sword, if I may say so. Being a street mech, you kind of eat whatever you can get, whenever you can. Sometimes, your meal only consisted of a handful of scraps. *Idly shrugs* Other times, you hit the motherload! And when you can upon a feast, you ate as much as you simply could. Sure, you could try stashing it away for later, but there’s the chance of the food spoiling beyond consumption or others finding it and devouring it on you.

*Sadly, looks down* I mean, I would share with a few mechs; please don’t mistake me for being selfish. But not everyone shared nor cared about taking a starving mech’s food. Kinda had to look out for yourself first. *Stabs more cheesy baked potato* But outside of being homeless…in the beginning, that mentality was still present. Loading up my plate with as food that could fit, finding a seat furthest away from anyone, and scarfing the food down as quickly as possible. *Shakes helm* Wi/ng would hate that. And how I guarded my dish as I ate. Slag, he would yell whenever I’d growl! He claimed I had no reason to behave like that. Looking back, I didn’t. But old habits die hard, yeah? *Stuffs another heaping forkful of food into mouth*

But as far as enjoying eating tasty meals- that was instant. I mean, anything is better than dumpster diving! *Smiles and shrugs* But as far as indulging my joys of being stuffed… generally keep that to the privacy of my own habsuit. *Gives a shy look* I kept this a secret from Rat/chet for a bit, if I may be honest. I feared him seeing this overeating as more of a bad habit, or a new addiction. Or… I know this is going to sound bad… * Bites lower lip* I feared he may not like a, ah…. plusher figured mech. Yeah, I am sure you could imagine his reaction on hearing that! His optics nearly singed holes through my frame as I sat hidden in a corner of my habsuit stuffing my face silly. Rat/chet may join me on occasion, but generally I tend to keep to myself.

*Chuckles* Yeah, a live video feed of this mukbang kinda breaks that secrecy, but being behind a camera is different than in real life. It’s not so much that I am embarrassed, more so that other mechs can simply be rude about things and resort to childish behaviors such as teasing or bullying. *Cheekily grins* Plus, hearing all your encouraging words really helps!

See? *Shows emptied plate* This double-baked goodness has been gobbled up! This meal is quite satisfying so far! *Looks at camera* And what about you guys? Care to share what you have been munching on? What are some of your favorite dishes? Maybe we have similar tastes in some foods, huh?

*Optics scan table* Speaking of tastes…. What should I sample next?

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Still taking on more askes! So, if you have a question for Dr/ift, send it in! You can send multiples. Also, if you wanted to ask as another TF character- just state so! Let’s keep this mukbang going and see if our dear sword/smech can handle all that food infront of him!

[kufflesdiamond]

Incorrect Quotes [Ft Me and Friends!]

Black Yuu/Mc/Reader implied (Because I'm black!!!! and we need more.) Interpretation is up to you on some of these! Same au or different??

[ICQ: ITS TRUE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IT..]

Ortho reading Yuu's text to Idia: "Are you really sure or are you just saying that so you don't have to be in this conversation anymore like an introverted freak?"...

Yuu, struggling to not laugh: He had it coming.

[ICQ: WHAT A SWITCH UP.]

Ace talking of everyones height: Besides Riddle.

Riddle: Are you talking shit about me.

Ace: No Housewarden! 💗🦅

Ace whispering to Deuce: someone get their dog—

[ICQ: ITS FLOYDS FAULT]

Azul: Yuu, come close I have something REALLY important to tell you.

Yuu, backing away: No.. goodnight...

Azul, sweating: Please it's really important—

Yuu: I'm not talking to someone who says "squirt" in almost every sentence.

Azul, sweating more: THERE'S CONTEXT FOR THA—

[ICQ: PUNK ERA DEUCE COMMIT CRIME???]

Deuce clenching his fists: I want you to shut the fuck up.

Ace, as smug as ever: How about you get some bitches first?

Deuce: How about you get your GRADES up??

Ace: Jokes on you they are up!

Ace glancing at deuce: Higher up than your body count

Deuce: YOU...!? I have a high one!!!

Ace, jokingly: Murder is not what I meant.

Yuu & Grim looking over in silent shock:

Deuce, embarrassed: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MURDE—

[ICQ: YOU WON'T MEET ORTHO THAT WAY.]

Idia: I wonder how death feels like—

Yuu, tired of hearing this again: SHUT THE FUCK UP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️

[ICQ: ITS NOT LIKE THE TIKTOK MEME]

Yuu typing: how to.. find out if... you like... your childhood... best friend....

Idia sliding in: Number one!

Ortho, teasingly: You like boysss!!!

Yuu: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING DEMONS—

[ICQ: THIS IS EVERYDAY??]

Yuu falling flat on their face: oomph-

Kalim, laughing his ass off: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET!!!

Yuu: DON'T BULLY ME YOU GAY

Jamil: Average Ramshackle prefect L.

Yuu side eyeing them both: I hate you people.....

Kalim with a smug look: "you people".. That sounds...

Jamil: ...kinda racist, don't it?

Yuu: You are. so lucky there are people in this dorm otherwise I would've called you a SLUR.

Jamil, shrugging: L

Yuu: SHOVE THAT L UP YOUR ASS.

[ICQ: DONT EAT THA—]

Lilla: ...I want to eat a wall

Malleus: What??????

Lilla with a piece of wall in his hand: mmmm tasty

[ICQ: REAL????]

Jamil: Why are you so stupid... why didn't you just....

Kalim, crossing his arms: Says the stupid one!!

Yuu, placing their hands on their hips: Couldn't even do your own job right.. tsk tsk!!

Jamil: I look at you two and remember why I did what I did when I overbolted.

I lied most of these were hardly me and my FRIENDS and it was instead me and my alters but they were funny to me nonetheless ((no i wont give any context for any of these))

ICQ means 'Incorrect Quote' by the way!!