#mmmm so yummy

[casiia]

dbf ! simon who picks you up whenever you text him, crying over your asshole boyfriend.

he’ll roll his eyes when you begin to rant, it’s the same issue over and over; lack of communication — how your boyfriend neglects your feelings and goes against his word.

he finds the only way to makes you feel better is to have you sit on his girthy cock. he’ll manspread in the backseat, have you straddle his lap and let you use him til’ you’re crying for him.

“i know, princess.” simon grunts, palming your hips and guiding you up and down his length. “let it all out.”

he frowns when he can hear more of your stuttered sobs than the throaty moans he loves.

wiping your tear stained cheeks, he yanks you into his chest and plants his heels into the floorboards of his beat up truck, lifting you up slightly he begins to piston into you from below — his lips right next to your ear as he talks you through it, his words dirty and slurred as he fucks you til’ you’re dizzy and light headed.

[alrightaspen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND I DREW HIS SKY OC MANGO HES SUCH A LITTLE CUTIE (his backstory is war torn 💀)

[aeferkssr]

whenever walking in dragonspine aether gives you the end of his scarf for you to dig your hands into as some sort of gloves, even with how think it is, and the subtle ways you press it up against your face with a content sigh makes him nestle further into it as well

dragonspine may be a cruel place both in game and in person but MY GOD THE FLYFF POTENTIAL IS CRAZYYYYY

he doesnt really care that ur slightly choking him because ur holding his scarf so tight, id anything its more of an excuse to walk a little more closer to u.

AND when u guys stop ti rest u two have to cuddle huddle together to preserve body heat which means that u two are bascially cuddlung in the snow under a flimsy blanket thats just there for decoration.

and maybe, juuust maybe, hed let u sticj ur hands in his pockets for a luttle extra warmth (now ur basically one inch away from sitting in his lap, if u did end up "tripping" into him he wouldn't really push u away...)

[go60go]

my awesome 50¢ work lunch:

two publix brand pop tarts ($3 for a package of 12)

monster can i got for free after harassing some guys in monster branded vans last week

[lipgloss3ater]

just got detention for the next two days erm

[grandfloridbigtallman]

I settled on Patatas, and Greg was delighted… for a while. Then he grew tired of him, as he does with all his material possessions. And as he will with me, eventually. But I’d rather not think about that.

[salt-n-salt]

So... I saw you were drawing other people's farmers 😳👉👈 can you draw my farmer Atlas ? (Love your art btw 🛐🛐🛐)

YIPPEEEE ATLAS 🙂‍↕️ im gonna be so real w u boo I was PRAYINGGGGGG u would ask me for atlas when I made that post 🧑‍🍳 the devious ploy worked im so glad I got to draw ur steamy farmer bro 🤝🤝

[neetily]

been having thoughts about a robin who slowly becomes more manipulative after pc starts paying bailey for him. he starts off by just asking for small favors, a bit of money here and there (video games are expensive!) or help with homework, but his requests slowly get more lewd in nature as he wonders how far he can push his sweet, helpful bestie until eventually they're bffs with benefits (mostly for his benefit since he doesn't really care about what she wants anymore) <3 -🌸

i LOOOVE love when people turn sweet lil robin into something more sick and twisted <3 this is soooo yummy thank you...!

sweet bestie robin who does such good puppy pleading eyes at you whenever the mention of a new game somehow pops up in conversation again... wobbly little lips, disarming tone as he huffs and sighs about how he'll never be able to afford it... but of course, his bestie can, right? and he fucking knows it too, using your good will against you with pouts and sighs to get his own way </3

sweet bestie robin who somehow can't figure out his homework for the week... look, it's really tough, okay! and he's so stressed, because it's getting late and he's soooo tired, and he needs to shower before getting into bed, and bailey is up his ass again about the rent, and- oh, you don't mind looking over it for him, would you? and if you don't mind, could you write out the answer for him with some explanations too, so that he can understand how you got there?

he never reads your explanations anyway.

sweet bestie robin who just woke up from a nightmare and needs your help to settle down again! crawling into your bed so late at night, when you're barely away and unable to reject his advances. look, it's not his fault that he's also rock hard and humping your ass in his sleep </3 it just means he's soooo comfortable and cosy with you, right? it's a compliment, don't you think?

sweet bestie robin who can't help but to rely on you more and more, for less serious issues. such as when he pops a boner at lunch and begs for you to help him in the nearest bathroom. he doesn't wanna embarrass himself out in public, y'know ?! and you're already so close to him, it's not a big deal, right? just forget about the fact that he only got so hard imagining less than pure scenarios involving you </3...

sweet bestie robin who accidentally walks in on you bathing and decides to join you anyway. save some water or something, it's so easy for him to bullshit his way around you when you play into the palm of his hand like that. it's robin, he's not a threat, right? not even as he bashfully looks away and begs you not to look at his cock: you probably werent even doing so to begin with, but now that your eyes are on him, it only makes sense to beg for help too, right?

sweet bestie robin who gradually works up to calling you every time he needs his cock wet. it's just what friends do for each other, right? offering to eat you out sloppy style if you promise to fuck his cock raw. you scratch his back, he scratches yours, etc. it's not that weird, so long as you're only helping him out </3

... so on and so forth...

[bloodlineslut]

(edit by reignsring on tt)

WHYYYY is jey hitting so mfn different for me lately like…i always thought all three of em was foine but WHEWWWW😅😅😅

and yall school has been kickin my 🍑…i have a biochemistry test on tuesday so ive been locked in for that but, after that, i finally will have time to write a little bit!!

[s0ftl3]

so you remember the part in the new chuckle video where ted is in the tank and they come back and schlatt was just sitting on those metal stairs? imagine they coming back and flipping the camera to just se you making out with schlatt on the stairs, like i know he’d be so into making out in public and all of his friends being so over it 😭😭

PLEASSSEEEE HE WOULD BE!!

Them circling back and he’s got you in his lap on the stairs making out with you. And when he noticed the guys coming back around he doesn’t shy away or look guilty he happily waves to them with you still in his lap.

Imagining the camera panning to Ted and him just being like, “Jesus fucking Christ man.”

[holysheithyall]

A faint memory

[dykesevika]

SMASH !!

Men DNI

[happysaly]

Some art I did a week-ish ago! 🐬🌊💖

I love drawing calypso. she’s such a bitch but like, look at her. 🫶

i fully stole the hair from these:

(irunakixd & mayakooo)

[superxstarzz]

Can you combine the Page of Space and the Mage of Hope?

here ya go!!!

[loviatarsluv-old]

astarion: Gale looks like his blood tastes rich like wine

astarion after actually tasting gale’s blood: YOU TASTE LIKE BILE WHAT THE HELLS IS WRONG WITH YOU???

[livingsock]

Lif<3