#mmmm so yummy

[casiia]

dbf ! simon who picks you up whenever you text him, crying over your asshole boyfriend.

he’ll roll his eyes when you begin to rant, it’s the same issue over and over; lack of communication — how your boyfriend neglects your feelings and goes against his word.

he finds the only way to makes you feel better is to have you sit on his girthy cock. he’ll manspread in the backseat, have you straddle his lap and let you use him til’ you’re crying for him.

“i know, princess.” simon grunts, palming your hips and guiding you up and down his length. “let it all out.”

he frowns when he can hear more of your stuttered sobs than the throaty moans he loves.

wiping your tear stained cheeks, he yanks you into his chest and plants his heels into the floorboards of his beat up truck, lifting you up slightly he begins to piston into you from below — his lips right next to your ear as he talks you through it, his words dirty and slurred as he fucks you til’ you’re dizzy and light headed.

[alrightaspen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND I DREW HIS SKY OC MANGO HES SUCH A LITTLE CUTIE (his backstory is war torn 💀)

[kaitoshion-official]

Since I know you like ice cream, I'm just curious if there is any flavours(that made it either indedible or nasty) you think that it's something a MADMAN would do.

I absolutely despise any ice cream with peanuts in it! Ice cream should not be crunchy!!!!!! I'm sorry if u like it but its not for me!! >.<

[aeferkssr]

whenever walking in dragonspine aether gives you the end of his scarf for you to dig your hands into as some sort of gloves, even with how think it is, and the subtle ways you press it up against your face with a content sigh makes him nestle further into it as well

dragonspine may be a cruel place both in game and in person but MY GOD THE FLYFF POTENTIAL IS CRAZYYYYY

he doesnt really care that ur slightly choking him because ur holding his scarf so tight, id anything its more of an excuse to walk a little more closer to u.

AND when u guys stop ti rest u two have to cuddle huddle together to preserve body heat which means that u two are bascially cuddlung in the snow under a flimsy blanket thats just there for decoration.

and maybe, juuust maybe, hed let u sticj ur hands in his pockets for a luttle extra warmth (now ur basically one inch away from sitting in his lap, if u did end up "tripping" into him he wouldn't really push u away...)

[go60go]

my awesome 50¢ work lunch:

two publix brand pop tarts ($3 for a package of 12)

monster can i got for free after harassing some guys in monster branded vans last week

[grandfloridbigtallman]

I settled on Patatas, and Greg was delighted… for a while. Then he grew tired of him, as he does with all his material possessions. And as he will with me, eventually. But I’d rather not think about that.

[salt-n-salt]

So... I saw you were drawing other people's farmers 😳👉👈 can you draw my farmer Atlas ? (Love your art btw 🛐🛐🛐)

YIPPEEEE ATLAS 🙂‍↕️ im gonna be so real w u boo I was PRAYINGGGGGG u would ask me for atlas when I made that post 🧑‍🍳 the devious ploy worked im so glad I got to draw ur steamy farmer bro 🤝🤝

[s0ftl3]

so you remember the part in the new chuckle video where ted is in the tank and they come back and schlatt was just sitting on those metal stairs? imagine they coming back and flipping the camera to just se you making out with schlatt on the stairs, like i know he’d be so into making out in public and all of his friends being so over it 😭😭

PLEASSSEEEE HE WOULD BE!!

Them circling back and he’s got you in his lap on the stairs making out with you. And when he noticed the guys coming back around he doesn’t shy away or look guilty he happily waves to them with you still in his lap.

Imagining the camera panning to Ted and him just being like, “Jesus fucking Christ man.”

[holysheithyall]

A faint memory

[dykesevika]

SMASH !!

Men DNI

[superxstarzz]

Can you combine the Page of Space and the Mage of Hope?

here ya go!!!

[loviatarsluv-old]

astarion: Gale looks like his blood tastes rich like wine

astarion after actually tasting gale’s blood: YOU TASTE LIKE BILE WHAT THE HELLS IS WRONG WITH YOU???

[livingsock]

Lif<3

[ranubd]

So I'm kind of working on making a mini comic... 😁😁 This is IG a teaser for it. Yipii!!

[jesusmyking2024]

Chicken Bacon Ranch Sliders😋

[ni-kol-koru]