#mmmm candy corn

[thxnks4themrms]

Candy corn season is back once again

[jixzyezra]

woah this is awesome whag tbe fuck are the tags

Made my first blinkie

[cozey]

stomach upset feed it handful of candy corn

[rpmemesyo]

Neopets Item Descriptions as Starters

Starter sentences taken from item descriptions on Neopets.

Mmmm Slime!!!!

Dont like candy corn? Well, candy corn doesnt like you, either.

Are you afraid of the Dark? You will be...

Aww its so ugly you just have to love it!

Hang on, I swear one of these just winked at me...

Press this plushies tummy and it goes grrrr.

The perfect treat for any time you are feeling spooky!

If it wasnt so smelly, everyone would want it.

What can we say... Its a pet rock.

Purple? Never seen that before!

Wait... so is it alive?

DO NOT EAT.

The cheese really accents the Rainbow flavour.

HAHA! Get it? Har har har. Clever.

It may look pretty, but not when its thrown at your face.

Add some extra grass to your garden with this ... grass.

What is it about wood that makes cheese taste better?

Ew, are you sure you want to wear this?

Hey, it works, doesnt it?

If you listen closely you can hear the gingerbread man say..."hellloo"

Oh just see how sad this plushie looks. Maybe you should hug it.

Is it called skull cookie because of its shape, or is it also an ingredient?

He may look tough but deep down he just wants a hug!

He almost looks cute...almost.

[mozzarellamuppet]

Pinetober- Take One

(Pinetober is where I write down small drabbles themed around pining for the month of October to antagonize my friend @bigoltrashpile for shits and giggles. Hope you enjoy since they finally convinced me to post some of them)

Movie Night: Sans Undertale x Reader

Beep

beep beep

mmmm

Absentmindedly listening to the microwave buzz as you look at the fossilized marshmallow stuck on the inside of the microwave from the time you and Sans made peeps battle in the microwave, neither of you really liked peeps but they were expired from easter and had to have some purpose.

So they fought to the death for your entertainment, exploding in the microwave after getting stabbed by a toothpick by their fellow peep.

Good times. Messy microwaves.

You only halfway zone out through your memories to make sure you don't burn the pop corn, listening to the pops like a vulture. Sure Sans would eat burnt popcorn with enough ketchup added but you prefer non charcoal popcorn.

It's nice that you and Sans get to spend time together, ever since that machine he tried using as a generator when the power went out went haywire, things got hectic with the amount of alternate universe versions of him and his brother now lived in the house til the machine was fixed.

If it ever got fixed.

Taking the hot bag of corn out of the microwave before it burnt, you opened the bag to pour it out into a bowl, trying to pick out the unpopped kernels from the bag, Sans would probably try eating them.

Holding the bowl with one arm as you grab the bag of random assorted candies and a bottle of ketchup you and Sans picked out for cheap earlier, can't have a movie night without stomach ache inducing popcorn mixes after all.

"i did"

"got the snacks ready?" Sans peaks into the kitchen, offering to help you carry the snacks but you lightly smack his hands away. "c'mon bud, just wanted to help, can't butter ya up if i ain't helpin somehow"

"Glad you could pop in to offer assistance but it takes more than that to fool me into handing you the snacks before the movie starts" You playfully bump your hip against him as you pass by him, making sure not to spill popcorn as you do, starting to head into the living room and look at the blank couch. "Thought you said you were going to set up the pillows and blankets?"

"Where??" You look at him and he seems confused why you're looking at the couch, the living room was the only place with a tv?

"oh, not here, set them up in my room" Smiling at the confusion on your face, Sans takes the lead up the stairs, you following behind, opening the door to his room to reveal

A tv mounted on his wall across from the wall his bed is on, blankets and pillows put across the room and a towel on the foot of the bed to put the snacks on. When did he get a tv???

Chuckling at your confused expression, Sans sits down on the bed, scooting over to make room for you, patting the spot next to him. "i got it cause the others kept fighting over what to watch for movie nights and stuff, less arguments when i can watch the documentaries and comedy specials i want to when i got my own tv, y'know. plus means we can go back to hanging out, watching tv with just us two, bad commentary, puns, and all"

You join Sans on the bed, "You just don't wanna have to walk back to your room after a movie night" playfully nudging against him as you place the snacks down on the towel.

"that too." Noticing Sans had already put down two bottles of soda on the towel, in your rush to get snacks you forgot to get a drink for yourself.

"Oh, I forgot about that, thanks dude"

"no problem, figured you forgot again and didn't want to extend your little ritual of taking forever to settle down anywhere"

"Oh c'mon I'm not that bad" You say, still not fully settled down. Sans chuckles as he pulls you up to snuggle against him. Your head laying against his chest, a lazy arm thrown around your upper back as Sans rests his head on top of yours. Sans clicking at the remote as it pulls up the Halloween baking show you've both been binge watching together recently.

"Oh lord, here we go"

"yep, here we go, bad puns and you losing it over bitchy contestants and judges"

"I'm a fair ass towards them, they're all snobs" You can't help but relax against Sans as his hand starts to absentmindedly rub your back. It's been forever since you two got to hang out with just you two and you missed it.

Not to mention you had developed a little bit of a massive crush on him, but you knew Sans didn't like you that way.

But that's ok, you're fine just being friends.

Missing how Sans sends you loving looks each time you make a smartass remark towards someone messing something up on the show, hoping you noticed how his bed is cleaned and he picked out your favorite blankets from your room to make you comfier.

It isn't much but it's at least a little effort to try and impress you, anything to make him feel like he might be somewhat in your league.

[foxd00ds]

mmmm candy corn

[oldladyhabits]

Sprinkles candy corn on your head

mmmm corb

[dickarchivist]

For everyone that wants to answer, do you have a favorite food or drink? A favorite dessert or candy? Or something you’ve heard of that you would like to try?

Dax'Malkin: I have a particular fondness for meat. I prefer it rare or raw, in some cases. Ghost makes a very delicious broth type soup, I believe your galaxy calls it "Pho". He'll put thin sliced meat in raw, and the heat of the broth cooks it just enough for me. It's delightful.

Athena: I like the ryloth style toast Ghost makes. Master, what's that galaxy call it?

Dax: "French Toast", little Hena.

Athena: Yeah! Ghost puts sugar on the outside and sets it on fire so it's all bubbly and crunchy once it's cooled.

Ghost, chuckling: Creme Brulee French Toast with a strawberry compote, that's Athena's favorite.

Athena: we don't have it often, but it's sooooo good. Ban what's your favorite?

Banshee: Bang-corn. But I do love pies too, doesn't matter what flavor, sweet or savory, I could eat a whole one myself.

Specter: seen that happen. No wonder we're so tall, we eat a lot. I think my favorite thing Ghost makes is that bantha and mushroom noodles dish? With the sour cream?

Ghost: Stroganoff.

Specter snaps his fingers and points: That's the one. Tommy, what's your favorite?

Phantom: Mmmm... all of it?

Athena, giggling: Booooooo, pick something!

The group laughs, and Phantom pretends to be scandalized by it. He scoffs, holds his chest, and then joins in the laugh.

Phantom: alright, fine, let me think on it, Wraith you go while I think.

Wraith: in your galaxy it would be called a spinach and arugula salad with strawberry, watermelon, queso fresco, and a balsamic vinegarette. Nice crusty bread on the side. Sweet, salty, tangy, packed with nutrients.

Phantom, sputtering: you were locked and loaded with that! You went too fast!

Wraith, a little smug: because I pay attention~

Phantom playfully pushes his brother, who chuckles and nudges him back.

Phantom: I guess my favorite would be the Mac n Cheese then. It's simple, but it's... it's comforting. Puts that crunchy bread on top sometimes, when Ghost bakes it... no matter what, though, it always makes me feel better. What about you, Ghost? What's your favorite?

Ghost: the one I eat with you guys.

He chuckles when they groan at him, but he holds his hands up in surrender.

Ghost: Alright, it'd have to be a meiluroon tart. They're my favorite.

Stone: sounds like you lot eat well. You're making my favorite sound sad, you guys eat so fancy.

Ghost, shooting him a glare: Get on with it.

Stone: noodle take away from one of the food stalls down by 79's.

[amilliongruesomewaystodie]

"Mmmm, as pretty as they are. I'll nix having candy corn and candy pumpkins as part of the treat selection for Halloween. They don't taste good."

[cassiemfowler]

… I WANNA try that, … Candy Corn Frosted Sugar Cookies!!! ❤️ … Mmmm!!! 🙂😊👍🏻❤️😋🤤😍

[theworldiswhispering]

It’s fall break and my mom made candy corn cookies this is the life

[lizandbo]

Shoto, Bakugo, and Dabi x chubby reader

Hello hello

Also y’all i always do female readers...why, just why

Bakugo 

- first of all, he loves you, NO MATTER WHAT 

- like, while cuddling he’s just stroking a finger up and down slowly on your plushy thigh

- he doesnt treat like a complete queen; spoiling you

- but he does throw complements here and there

- he loves your thighs and ass... I’m sorry but he just does

- i mean he loves you EVEYRWHERE but....those ass and thighs MMMM he’s ready for some cuddles w those beautiful thighs of yours

- almost every single time he has a hand on your thingy when your guys are cuddling

- he lovessss the chubbiness of your body, he cant get over it I’m sorry! 

- your chubby everything just makes the cuteness add up 

- he’s always touching you once you guys go in your relationship and hold trust in each other

- if you ever feel insecure about your body, please dont be...your boyfie loves you to fucking death, HELL DIE FOR TEH CHUBZ 

- but hell always say rare advice, and his advice is pretty complicated too

- when you were in the bed, poking your stomach and fat rolls that you had

- then bakugo barged in walked in and saw you in the bed with no blanket, barely with any clothing, only in bakugos black tank top on

- Baku scurried over to see your eyes red n puffy 

- he nudged your hand away from pinching the chub that he loved, and face planted his face in your tummy and starting kissing the stretch marks that you hate 

- “bakugo..what are you doing?”

- “ appreciating your body *kith kith* gotta a problem with it?”

- “no np, i dont...but dont i look ugly tho?”

- “what the hell are you talking about? You are the precious fucking woman on earth dumbass”

- “well, i mean..how is that true tho”  now you were smirking a bit 

- “first *kith kith kith* ive never seen a person like you. *kith* your chubby hands, thighs, plump ass, your chest is basically a pillow, all of that is prettier than the Mona Lisa, and Lisa is pretty ugly in my opinion so.. your at least 53 times more lovelier and hotter than that other woman”

- “thank you.. umm i love you?”

- “tch, i love you too dumbass *kith*’

Shoto

- your the light of his life 

- he doesnt really even care about how you look, he’s all bout that wonderful personality you have

- your chubbier means its just more to him to love 

- he lovessss your arms- dont ask me why tho, he just loves holding them when he’s a tired, and latching on to you like a little sleepy bby 

- he absa-fucking-loutly love your Waist, it’s so squishyyyyyyy he loves them so much 

- he likes poking them and see them jiggle, he’s like a mf cat

- todo will always want to cuddle with you, 1. Becuase he is super touch starved, 2. Your too cute and adorable 3. HOW COULD HE NOT!!?!? 4. Your belly is super soft like a fluffy squishy 

- DO NOT TELL ME, he doesnt like them chubby becuase goddamnit he is a fucking simp for you

- its mysterious that you didnt tell when he was staring at you before you too started dating. And admiring your sexy body 

- one day you were strolling in the park, ya know... sundays strollers

- shoto was having a hand on your waist while you two were walking together, staring at the beautiful nature 

- “you know, I’m always gonna love you y/n”

- you giggle a lil bit while tightening your grip on his arm “thankyou”

- “but i do really mean it, you mean the whole world to me”

- “i know, i know i-”

- “i feel very lucky when I’m with you”

- “i feel the same why sho-”

- “ i will always love you more y/n”

- “....sh-”

- “your beautiful face lights up my whole world, especially with the sunlight in your dazzling eyes”

- “SHOTOOOHOUO”

- “Yes y/n?” He pokes your tummy playfully once you two went and sat on the bench

- “tank you, but...you don’t really have to say those things just to say it..”

- “ Love, I’m stating facts ... and the truth”

- todo was now playing with your chubby-candy-corn fingers, kissing each and every single one of them on the tips

Dabi

- this burnt chicken nugget will LOvE youZ

- he cant imagine life wiht out you and your chub

- Dabi loves stroking some fingers on your stretchmarks

- he’s just a stretch mark lover, he loves seeing the lines that tattoo your body 

- if you have light and faded stretchmarks, or fresh and purple/ pink stretchmakrs- IT DOESNT MATTER, hell love em

- “DABIIIIII how do you even love em with a body like mine? Toga is way pretteir and-”

- “toga is a bitch, and your body isn’t ugly, its very pretty... almost too pretty”

- he was ripping exposing some skin in your belly and starting kisses the hell ou tif it, kissing every every stretch mark there is

- Dabi is very horrible with his words when it comes to verbally loving your body 

- he curls up to you and lays his head on your chest, and starting to kiss the stretchmakrs up there too

- “I’m surprised your even with my crispy soul”

- “ of course i am, i love you”

- now he’s basically kneading your boobs with his large ass hands 

- you guys stay like that for the rest of the night, and once yo opened your damn eyeballs you saw shigaraki and Toga video taping you two snuggle, with Dabi stroking a hand in your hair 

- “ya know Dabi, you really picked a good one”

- “shut up crusty ass”

- “but ya did! I wonder if their blood taste sweet as much as she looks~”

- “ stop flirting with my own girlfriend you chick bitch”

- “how bout you guys stop talking about me while you think I’m ‘asleep’ morons”

- “we woke the queen up”

- “fuck you mr. fucked up”

[bunsofhoney]

Peter stared at himself, dejectedly. "I look ridiculous."

"Mmmm. Don't be silly, Candy Corn. You look perfect." Wade nuzzled the side of Peter's hood and threaded his hands between sets two and three of his arms.

"You look perfect, Miss Muffet."

Wade cooed in Peter's ear in a soft tone. "Oooh. I love it when you call me that. Say the rhyme, CobWebs.'

From Along Came a Spider

[michicaves]

Candy corn and licorice is a big no no. Mint and chocolate don't to together to me but peanut butter and chocolate, like Reeses is the best omg~

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

[cyber-sub]

The Great Pumpkin Date🍂

Starting the Pumpkin Pie Special with some Kuroo fluff!! mmmm so nice nd warm,, much sweet,,, 

Genre: autumnal fluff

warnings: none! SFW babie! well actually a sexual innuendo was made,, you might notice a few more if you squint but other than that,,,,, 

you can find the masterlist here !

A giggle and a gasp joined hand in hand to escape from your mouth when you saw what the afternoon had in store for you. 

   Kuroo hadn't told you where you two were going, only that it was going to be a bit longer of a ride and to get snacks and water ready. 

Being in the car for two and a half hours seemed like nothing, especially when you spent a majority of the time drawing little shapes on the back of Kuroo’s free hand and having him guess what they were; the hand that comfortably rested close to your inner thigh. Thankful you chose to wear a pair of shorts, the feeling of his skin on yours never failing to make you feel so loved, not to mention the flurry of butterflies that crowded your chest when his thumb would softly move back and forth.

Noticing that you’ve traveled out of the city, you geared your focus to looking out of the window and to the hilly plains you’re passing by, trying to piece together where you're going. On occasion, you and Kuroo would go on hikes or nature trails- but you didn't think this was one of those times, he would have told you to dress more for an afternoon of sweating... maybe with the sexual innuendo intended. This led you to think that it was more of a casual thing but the part that was throwing you off was the location. What could be so far from the city if it wasn't a hike? And it had to be something special if he was making it a surprise, right?

Your mind was wandering a mile a minute and Kuroo could see it; he squeezed your thigh and a side smile formed on his face. This surprise was going to make you so happy.

And it did.

Your eyes widened as you guys turned to drive down a dirt path guided by a tunnel of trees that adorned the warmest colors; orange, yellow, brown, and the color that Kuroo liked seeing dusted on your cheeks the most, red. Light leaked through the leaves having the scenery trick you into believing that the world round you was glowing. It was such a breathtaking sight, an absolute autumnal dream.

You rolled down the window and were greeted with a lick of warm air on your face, hugging and welcoming you to the countryside. You thanked it in return by taking a deep breath of fresh air and closing your eyes to savor the moment. 

and it was moments like these that made Kuroo fall in love with you all over again, the sight next to him momentarily taking his breath away. You looked so at peace, glowing like an angel with a relaxed smile resting on your lips. 

An overwhelming sense of warmth flooded over his heart. Saying that he was the luckiest guy in the world would be an understatement.

“God i love you so much, (y/n).” he muttered to himself.

Pulling into the parking lot, one of the most satisfying noises came from your mouth; it was a noise that told Kuroo you had caught a glimpse of where he had taken you and that he had succeeded in planning a really good seasonal surprise- one you’ve been talking about for months now.

You squeal as you race out of the car, stopping just before the entrance of the pumpkin patch.

There in front of you was a field littered in pumpkins of all shapes, colors, and sizes with haystacks outlining the perimeter. There were a few tents set up by the entrance selling concessions like corn-on-a-cob, hot chocolate, or candied apples. If you squinted, you could possibly make out a petting zoo on the far end of the pumpkin patch. There were a few people here and there but it almost felt like you had the whole place to yourselves.

Toned arms wrap around your waist as feel your boyfriend lean into you to place a kiss on your cheek, then your neck. You hear the smile in his voice as he whispers in your ear, “Surprise, baby.” before he lands another kiss at the top of your head.

You turn around to face him, still in his hold, and throw your arms around his neck. You meet his warm gaze and- there go those butterflies again. With a big smile you gently pull him down to kiss you, his tall form curving to meet your height. 

The sweet kiss was filled with admiration and his lips were so soft, you could melt right then and there. You let out a content sigh before deepening the embrace.“I love you so much, Tetsu, i can't believe you remembered,” you mumbled into the kiss before abruptly pulling away and taking one of his hands from behind you, intertwining your fingers, and pulling him into the long awaited pumpkin patch. 

[starcchild]

[any and all of the halloween q's you want to answer! :D

To celebrate October, ask the mun about spooky Autumn things!

((aw yeah dsfgjhsdgfhj

3. Favorite Halloween costume I’ve worn

sdfgjsdfgjh it’s definitely either my turtle Coulson costume or my Steve Rogers Avengers 1 era costume!! Turtle costume was just me dressed in a “suit” (aka black slacks a white button shirt and a black blazer from my mom’s closet dsfjghgfsd) and wearing my cap shield on my back and my friends joking that I looked like a turtle, and then my Steve costume was me wearing black jeans with a plaid button shirt tucked in and a leather jacket sdfgjhgsfd 

actually, with the latter, I attended my high school’s Halloween party with my best friend who went as Peggy and I have a picture still of her literally trying to drag me across the floor because I Refused to dance dgjhsdfhj

9. Favorite classic movie/book monster

werewolves!! I just,,, love shapeshifters and werewolves are cool sfdghjsgfdjhk

18. Favorite Halloween candy

uhhh I’m gonna go with kit-kats or almond joys! O:

19. Do you like going to Halloween stores?

kinda? like, I love looking at the decorations and costumes, but they tend to be crowded and up my anxiety like no tomorrow rip

23. Have you ever gone to a corn maze?

yes!! I went two years ago, actually, and it was a lot of fun!!

24. How about a pumpkin patch?

also yes!! the most recent was two years ago, but I’ve been a few times before that as well, and it’s also a lot of fun!!

27. Do you call apples covered in sweets: caramel apples, candy apples, toffee apples, or something else?

caramel apples! fun fact: when I first got my braces off, the first thing I ate was a caramel apple sdfgjhsdfjh

29. Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you ever had an experience?

mmmm yeah! I’d say I do - like, I’m not a strong believer and I’ll call bs on almost every paranormal show out there (ngl tho, buzzfeed unsolved is my favorite sdfghjgsdf), but I do think something could be out there! I don’t like saying the science we know is the end all, since there’s plenty we still don’t understand yet, and I like paranormal stuff

with that I said I actually have had an encounter before! and with a shadow person which was something dsfgjhdgsfjh - first encounter was at a friend’s house, which had Major bad vibes bc she had a Ouija board that her little sibling played with with their friends and we were pretty certain that fucked something up (it was a group sleepover and downstairs was fine, but we were all afraid of going upstairs sdfgjhkfd), and then later one of her friends went into the office with a candle and it just. went out with no explanation (there was no air vent or fan/ac going, and no one blew it out so it was Freaky

my experience with a shadow person was with my best friend (the one who dressed as Peggy one year sdfgjhgsfd) and she saw it too! it had been standing in that lil hall entryway of the hotel room we were in, and later that night I rolled over and saw it next to my bed - arms resting on the mattress as it stared at me and it freaked me the fuck out dsfgjhkgfsd - but I did manage to get some sleep somehow! so if it was there to cure my insomnia,,, pls come back I wanna sleep sdfghjsfdgkjl

30. If you live in a climate where the trees change colors, do you like walking/driving around and looking at them?

YES!!

where I live currently I actually experience seasons instead of just hot, we’re living on the sun hot, hot, and warm, and I love it dsfgjhksgfdhj

I especially like walking around because I can take my camera with me and I can get pictures!! 

33. If you could be any legendary monster, what would you be?

MOTHMAN

because why not sdfhjfsdghj

honestly I’m already a cryptid in my neighborhood dsfgjhsdhj