#mmm im honestly not good at cooking / baking

[kerizaret]

ohh i see i see :( im sure the weather will clear up soon then <33 im sending over all the sunshine to u ☀️☀️☀️

by our blorbos i meant kanade/tsukasa!! no worries about getting it done anytime soon of course.

besides art im not sure i have many suggestions aside from taking a rest which im sure you’re doing rn already, im sorry 😔 personally i always love cooking/baking but i can completely understand if that’s too taxing as well

also thats v good to know! no guarantees ill remember but i may send in more little requests if im interested in the future :33

Well, seeing as it is *looks outside at the moon which isn't there bc there are clouds and it is dark* 8pm, I doubt I'll receive your sunshine soon exactly, but maybe your goodwill will change the forecast for tomorrow 🙏 let's see if ur spell is powerful enough to stop the rain tomorrow 🫡🙏 but thank you <33

And that's OK ^^ I'll think some more, but maybe I will end up sketching in the end? It'd have to be smth warm and soft and comforting tho. I might ask for ideas

And yeah feel free! Askbox always open <3

[aces-solace]

Impartial sins

chapter 5: Emotionless emotions

Warnings: language, short, mentions of past trauma. I think that's it.

Recap: “There are more but those are the most common” Azrial says. “There's also… mm.. nevermind” I say, cutting myself off. “Come on Azrial, I'm tired” I say, pulling his arm towards the door. “Oh, ok! We'll see you guys tomorrow!” He says.

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“Hey Ace, can I take over for a bit?” I ask. I still need to make that pact with Mammon and Ace doesn't know about it yet. Ugh… I'm so dead after this. “Mmm.. yeah sure, just go to bed at a reasonable time, ok?” He says before fading out.

I let out a shaky sigh, sorry Ace.. I go down to the kitchen, thankfully avoiding beel. You can do this, Azrial!

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Ugh….. I feel so bad for keeping this from Ace. I let out a shaky breath as I let my shirt fall down over my stomach. Ace is gonna- huh? Someone calling me? I follow the voice through the halls and come to a staircase.

I sense magic. It's not dangerous but detecting magic. If I go past this point I'll be detected. Not if I teleport! Im met with a person with blue and white hair. “Um..” he stares at me. Maybe I shouldn't have come here…

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Damn it! Not only did I make a pact without Ace's permission but now I have to rescue a human locked in the attic without Ace finding out! I'm definitely screwed! I let out a shaky breath, calm down. Ace keeps secrets all the time!

Not from me but still! This feels so wrong… just save the human and you'll be fine! And make a pact with all the others.. without Ace finding out.. I'm not gonna hear the end of it.. I lay down and try to take my mind off of it.

Key word being try…

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Ace POV

the fuck did Azrial do last night? Why is he so tired? Now I have to be out. Plus my stomach feel weird. I walk over to my mirror and lift up my shirt… I'm gonna kill him…

The gold outline makes it clear who he made a pact with. I walk down stairs and open the door, “Mammon. Explain this on Azrials behalf” I say, venom flooding in my tone. He yelps, “w-what do ya mean?” He asks.

“Azrial said you agreed t’ it!” He says “just ask Levi!” Levi nods, “he did! Honestly!” I sigh. I'm definitely gonna kill him… “is Satan on a rampage again?” Lucifer asks. This fucking-... I can't right now.. I turn around and stare at the three behind me.

“Ace? What's going on?” Diavolo asks “Azrial lied and said Ace was ok with a pact when he wasn't so Ace is mad!” Levi says, surprisingly coherent. “I'm going to school early” I mumble and walk towards them.

“Can you move?” I ask, staring up at barbatos. “Of course-” I ignore him and move as soon as he does, last thing I need is a pointless conversation, and with him of all people. I let out a sigh as I realize they are following me.

I don't stop though, I never stop for anyone and I won't now, not ever again. I let out a sigh as barbatos puts his hand on my shoulder to stop me. Honestly, they are just as annoying as humans. Can't believe Azrial left me with them.

“take your hand off of me” I say, turning around to face him. He complies “would you like to join us at the castle later today?” Diavolo asks. How can he act like that? The small amount of emotions I do feel are Azrials emotions.

And from what I feel, they are draining as hell. “No, I'm not much of a tea drinker plus, if you hadn't noticed, I hate this situation as is, last thing I need is something to make me hate it more” I say. The brothers are draining as is.

Plus I can already hear Lucifer bitching. Barbatos smiles, “Azrial said cooking and baking make you feel the closest to happiness, is that true” I hum. Bit of an overstatement, “eh, yeah sure” diavolo beams. He reminds me of Azrial…

“He also said you good at it, why not join barbatos and cook with him?” He says. I glance at barbatos, “maybe” I say, although that maybe is awfully close to a no, it's something to get them off my ass. I should've got high when I had the chance…

“Is that a yes!?” Diavolo says, if he keeps this up it might turn back into a hard no… “it's a maybe, depends on how annoying the brothers are today” I say, turning around and walking away. I can hear Lucifer bitching already.

If I told him I was going that is… screw it, I'll go. To avoid Lucifer bitch about how ‘disrespectful’ I was this morning. Just get through school.

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Diavolo and Barbatos practically corner me as soon as I leave class, “well?” Diavolo asks. He's practically shaking, does he need my approval this much? Probably not but still. I sigh, “sure” diavolo beams, more than he was before. If that's possible.

“Something tells me I'm going to regret this…” I say, “that something is wrong!” Diavolo says as he practically drags me away. What did I get myself into? I stare at diavolos smiling face and let a small smile make it's way to my face.

Maybe, just maybe, that something is wrong… Wait, the fuck am I saying? Ugh, Azrial and his unconscious emotions… I quickly shove those emotions away and go back to my frown. Remember why your here Ace.

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I hum as I lay down on my bed, I still got an earful from Lucifer but it was worth it. The time with barbatos and diavolo was… fun.. I push those emotions away quickly. Remember why your like this in the first place.

“Um…Ace?” Azrial says. “Oh, so now you wake up?” I mumble. “I'm sorry! I know I should've told you about the pact-” I cut him off “I don't care about the pact, what I care about is the fact you're emotions work even if your unconscious” I huff.

“Ace.. no they don't. And if anything the only emotion that should work is nervousness” he says. “I felt.. happiness?” I say, though it sounds more like a question. “Ace.. that was you, your emotions. You felt your own emotions” he says.

…Shit. “Come on Ace, will showing emotions be that bad? I know it'll feel weird after all this time but I'll walk you through it!” Azrial says with a smile. He might be right. It's been years so maybe it's time to try again..

No, they are demons, if I'm gonna try again with anyone let it be one of the angels or a human. Maybe even Solomon. Not the demons though. “no.. I'll be fine blocking it out for another year or so” I say quietly.

I yawn and lay down, “your covering for me tomorrow” I mumble into my pillow. He sighs and nods, “just know you can't run from your emotions forever” I hear him say before I drift out of consciousness.

Fun fact!: Azrial is an amazing liar despite the fact that he hates lying.

Taglist:

@cuddlybelphie @doomsday-fae @a-crazy-little-goblin

@completelyshatteredbrokenmschf

[emilycollins00]

hey im also thinking about trying to relearn how to crochet this summer, high five!!

Named after anyone: Nuh!

Do you have kids? Nuh!

What sports have you played/liked: What sport have I NOT played that's a better question asdfghj but from the ones I actually enjoyed the most I'd say swimming, running

Do you use sarcasm? A tiny bit, but honestly not much

First thing I notice about people: Mmm whether the conversation feels stiff or forced, with that I mean if they are open to talk or so

Eye color: Brownish

Scary movies or happy endings: Happy endings ftw!!

Talents?: writing, planning theme events kjnsdkn for real and I think I cook pretty good as well!

Hobbies: doing nothing I say this unironically bc i just don't have time nowdays. Still! I love drawing, reading, watching movies, going for walks, listening to music, shooping and cooking/baking!

How tall are you? Around 1,64cm?

Favorite subject in school: I loved languages and history lots! <3

Dream job: Being a teacher but also a painter or decorator sounds fun too!

Tagging: Whoever wants to join! I'd love to hear from anyone <33

got tagged by @jwowwsboobs 2 do this🫂

are you named after anyone?

no

when was the last time you cried?

an hour ago i think. will definitely happen again 2day but its all good

do you have kids?

no n idont wanna change that

what sports do you play/have you played?

i did a lotta thst kinda thing as a kid so i don't rly remember but nothing stuck

do you use sarcasm?

yeah

what’s the first thing you notice about people?

either how theyre dressed or who they're around

what’s your eye color?

sludge green👎👎👎👎👎

scary movies or happy endings?

depends on the day ig

any talents?

nah

where were you born?

florida #eastcoastbeastcoast

what are your hobbies?

i sleep a lot n draw in class n listen 2 a lotta music but i dunno if any of that counts

how tall are you?

5'7"

favorite subject in school?

science

dream job?

working at the record store or book store downtown would b cool but idk

tagging @transsexual-heart @junkyardromeo @star-that-howls

[chaoticgabby]

My Cheap & Relatively Healthy Grocery List for College Students

Context: I had been used to eating fast food so much because it was cheap that when I went to the doctors' they said I had high glucose content. That wasnt good. So I started eating healthier. Anyway let's skip the BS and get straight into it:

Ramen: the OG cheap food. I personally don't own ramen bc I dont like it that much, but if you want to save money this is the meal, at least add an egg or some veggies to make it healthier.

Frozen Veggies: anywhere from 50 cents to a dollar or two a bag. Can easily be kept in your freezer (if you have one) for months

Mac n' cheese: my all-time favorite. Of course, it might not be healthy for everyone to eat pasta all the time, but I do it anyway. Add some real cheese and spices for taste or chicken and veggies in it / on the side.

Other Pasta boxes (Pasta Roni, Velveeta, Hamburger Helper, etc.): basically as cheap or almost as cheap as Kraft macaroni, but maybe you arent a fan of mac n cheese.

Soup (Soup!!): Cambell's Tomato soup is often $1 a can. I like to eat mine with grilled cheese. Thats a whole ass meal. But of course you can get other soups just as cheap. Basically, any canned foods.

Canned foods & veggies: this one goes without saying. Although, the better options are sometimes $2 to $3 the same can be said for frozen veggies, but just heat these up and cook them in fried rice or just add butter and eat them aside a nice entré

Chunk light tuna: speaking of canned foods, canned tuna is soooo cheap and is a great option (if you even like tuna). Dont actually get the "pack tuna" for $1 a pack unless you want to keep it in your bag bc canned tuna is around 60 cents a can. Mix it with Miracle Whip (or mayo) and spread it over break for a good sammich.

Grilled cheese (or cheese toastie if you arent American I think??): similar to previous options, youre getting your cheese and your butter and your bread. Not as healthy as other options but way better than fast food calories.

Quesadillas: similar to grilled cheese, except spICY. My brother only eats these and he has no meal plan. I do it now too. Honestly, adding up tortillas, cheese dip, shredded cheese, & chicken is kind of costly but worth it. Also cooking chicken is annoying bc I dont have time for that. But. Yknow. A great option.

Pillsbury Crescents: a little costly, about $2+ per tube, but still fookin delicious. Also imma be real: actually havent checked the nutrition label to see if these are actually healthy. But these are sO useful. Make them by themselves for breakfast (with jam, eggs, or alone) or use the dough for other recipes. I use these with Manwich sauce, cheese, and ground beef for snacks :)

Manwiches: manwich sauce cans are $1 and although they have some sugar, its not nearly as bad as fast food. Just cook up some ground beef to go with it & maybe add cheese, sliced bread, or hamburger buns

PB&J: Another OG. I could never get tired of these. You just gotta make sure you have soft bread and the pb&j and youre good to go. Although..like.. some people apparently like theirs toasted or with different jams (I like strawberry).

Eggs!!!! : Just keep these in your fridge. Just do it. You never know when youre going to run out of food. Boiled? Scrambled? Fried? Soft boiled? With ramen? Omelet? In fried rice? Egg sandwich??? Eat them with bread, eat them with toast, eat them as a breakfast sandwich, scramble them with cheese, the list goes on. If you dont eat them often, get a smaller carton, but always have eggs! Also, for baking.

Rice, or fried rice: If you like rice, have been cooking rice for a long time, and can actually make it without burning, make sure you have rice. If you like rice but have never actually made it yourself, it takes trial and error in a pot. Or just invest in a rice cooker. Additionally, fried rice is not that difficult to learn & it fits the bill for healthy bc you can add unlimited veggies and meats. Im not here to educated you but the more ingredients, the better, is how i see it.

Fresh Food:

Fruit: I literally have "an apple a day" for breakfast. It's just good for you. Keep them in your fridge to keep them fresh. Keep one in your bag in case you get hungry. Bananas? Awesome! Use them in smoothies or a milkshake or eat them with your cereal or even with peanut butter. Possibilities are endless with fruit. Just make sure they dont spoil. Apples are OG bc they dont spoil as easily.

Vegetables: Make sure to only periodically get them so that they dont go to waste. Make some broccoli with butter & eat it alongside pasta. Or asparagus. Anything you want. Just make sure to have some with your meals sometimes. Greens are good. Additionally, carrots can get addicting if yoh eat them with ranch. The plus side is they are filling. If you have a tendency to want to munch on something: carrots.

Deli Meat / Sandwich Options: I personally dont make deli sandwiches because ham (as well as roast beef or turkey) can be expensive and then wanting to add lettuce and tomato to a sandwich sounds amazing but I'm scared they will spoil. Dont let me stop you though! Sandwiches are amazing.

Meat: you dont want to be cooking meat all the time bc it can get expensive, but the basics I always get are ground beef and chicken. I prefer "boneless skinless chicken thigh fillets" but you would need to cut off the fat. You could always get rotisserie if you arent feeling to for cooking. Also, if you're feeling expensive one week, salmon is just sooo good. I ate it with asparagus and seasoned with lemon. Delicious.

Snack / Dessert Options:

(I personally don't keep snacks or dessert in my home very often bc you dont want to binge eat. But here is what I have)

Peanut butter: classic, filling, can be potentially bad if you eat a shite ton

Nuts: peanuts, almonds, cashews, and especially pecans

Cookies: make your own, a lot of simple cookie recipes exist and it's a lot easier than you think. Baking essentials like flour, sugar, milk, and eggs are not that expensive to keep around in an apartment kitchen. Difficulties may be vanilla extract (the avg student doesnt have this lying around) a baking sheet, a big bowl, and possible a whisk. Store bought cookie dough isnt too bad either.

Box-cakes / box-brownies: simple and easy. Takes a few eggs sometimes and some oil, milk or water. The same goes for pancake mix. Honestly, I had an out-of-country roommate and he had never heard of boxed cake mix or brownie mix. They always made from scratch where he lived.

Low-calorie ice cream: okay ice cream can be pretty expensive and filled w/ added sugars. I used to eat this strawberry icecream sweetened with stevia and it was SO delicious, but I couldnt find that at my grocery store. Other options are "low-calorie" ice cream or "no added sugars" ice cream. I have one of these and the thing abt it is that its just the right amount of sugar to taste like ice cream and the neat thing is that you dont feel like binging it bc it doesnt have addicting added sugars.

Milkshakes / smoothies: this is a tough one bc me and most other students dont own a blender or juicer. I personally get my smoothies from a local smoothie place that only uses fresh fruit and then I ask not to add the natural sugars bc it is sweet enough with the fruit. Natural smoothies are delicious & I find that you can kind of make then if u freeze your fruits and blend w a fork. "Handmade" milkshakes are actually super easy w this method.

Yogurt: just...mmm.

"Healthy" snack food section, often called the gluten-free aisle: im not too experienced with this and im sure they have added sugars too but what I do know is I tried these gluten free oreos once and they were delicious

Fruits: I mentioned earlier but apples are great snacks

Veggies: also like I said earlier, carrots are great snacks. Not exactly a veggie but possibly potatoes for a meal or snack.

Granola Bars: for when youre too lazy to keep up with fruit and if fruit will spoil, granola bars (they healthy kind, not the chewy sugary kind) are so good to have in your pantry or keep in your backpack for a snack (and to keep you from on campus temptations). Also I used Nature Valley ones instead of cereal. They actually dissolve and are delicious with milk, since some cereals are so sugary.

Since my last college tips post got some notes I figured I'd keep writing these advice posts. For reference, I am hoping to become an RA next year at my college, so I'm not just speaking out of my ass. I generally have experience at college thus far and want to help students.

[purplesurveys]

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Can you lift more than 100lbs? I can’t even lift 100 lbs flat. The most I’ve been able to deadlift was I think 80 or 90 lbs, but I already count that as an achievement since I weigh around that much anyway. What's your opinion on incest? Big yikes. Some memes can be hilarious but when you think about how incest will sometimes come from a place of sexual abuse within the family, it stops being funny so I’d rather take it seriously like 98% of the time. Do you have a favorite color for cats? Mmm I think orange is really cute. The few cats that have been nice to me are usually the orange ones. What was your latest email about? It’s an email from a transcribing website inviting me to their Slack. Since I can’t get a legit job for now, Gab let me know about these websites that’ll let you do some transcribing and pay you a few cents (around ₱15-20) for each of them. One of the sites I joined, whose test I passed, invited me to their Slack earlier today so I can be a part of the team. I’m still feeling too anxious to join the group so I haven’t addressed it for now, but maybe by tonight or tomorrow. What video games did you play when you were younger? Our parents weren’t too strict when it came to video game supervision so we were already playing Grand Theft Auto, Silent Hil, Resident Evil, etc. as kids. Those games eventually ended up being my favorites. I liked other less-violent games too, like games from the Burnout franchise, The Simpsons: Hit and Run and that one Spongebob video game based on the first Spongebob movie hehe.

Would you ever get a tramp stamp? That’s not really a place where I’d like to get a tattoo. I want it to be somewhere I can constantly see, like my fingers or wrist. Do you like Lady Gaga? Yeah. It has a sentimental point to it too because she’s essentially a part of the root of mine and Gabie’s friendship. When we first met I was heavily into Beyoncé and she, into Gaga. Telephone was still a super popular song then and people were really into the Bey-Gaga duo, so it was the perfect recipe for a friendship to form. We make it a point to like each other’s bias so she’s caught up with Beyoncé’s new material and I also always support Gaga’s. What's your favorite commercial? I love the sports car ad of Fita and the ‘First Love’ McDonald’s ad. Jollibee’s Valentine’s Day ads have also been pretty gut-wrenching in the last few years. Did you cry when Michael Jackson died? I didn’t, but by then I already knew how big of a star he was because of how much Beyoncé hyped him up before he passed lol. It was also easy to understand that it was a big deal because the news covered his death and funeral for hourssss during that week. What does the last notification you received say? “home” Gab drove out to run some errands and I asked her to let me know when she gets home, because the weather isn’t looking good. What's the ugliest species of animal? Cockroaches. Are you embarrassed about any songs on your iPod? I wasn’t embarrassed over the punk bands I listened to but I knew my classmates weren’t going to understand my taste and possibly ostracize me even more than I already was, so I kept my punk playlist all to myself. Who is on your Top Friends? I don’t have Myspace but Facebook ranks friends based on how much you interact with them and my top 5 are Angela, Gabie, Mils, Alique, and Andrew. What do you use to listen to music on the computer? Spotify.  Do people know a lot about you? You guys sure do. But yeah when it comes to irl people I wear my heart on my sleeve, too. What was the last thing you said out loud? “That’s enough for now.”  Do you miss anybody? Of course. All my friends. More than ever. Have you ever heard the song What A Wonderful World? Yes, though I think I may have only ever heard the chorus since that’s the most-played part of the song. Who was the last person you said I Love You to? Gabie. Have you ever deleted someone off of Facebook? I’ve unfriended countless people and blocked a handful of others. Do you have any bug bites right now? No. Puppy bites, yes. Have you ever been burned? My finger has. When I was 7 I stupidly laid a finger on a clothes iron that was plugged in. My grandma had been using it but she left for a while to do a task. It’s still up there on the stupidest things I’ve ever done. Who was your last inbox message from? It’s the same message from Gab I mentioned earlier. Would you ever consider being a critic? Nah. Analyzing works of art has never been my strong suit. I once had to keep a movie review blog as one of the requirements for my Film 100 class and I honestly found it difficult. Being a critic requires rich knowledge on anything and everything you’re critiquing, and I don’t know if I’m well-versed enough for that. I just want to enjoy my films, dude. Same goes for TV shows, paintings, food, poems, etc. Who was the last person you slept beside? Gab probs, but it’s been a while. Do you like Metallica? I loved For Whom the Bell Tolls from the very first second I heard it, which was when Triple H used it as his entrance song from one of the recent-ish Wrestlemanias. Other than that, I’m not familiar with their music.

What's your favorite kind of soup? Miso! What’s your best friend's favorite band? Angela loves The Maine. I know Gab doesn’t pick a favorite anything. Who was the last person you IMed? Again, Gabie. Have you ever heard of the band Thin Lizzy? Nope. Who was the last person you took a picture with? I haven’t had a photo with anyone in a while, but I want to guess that it’s my family. Do you play Guitar Hero? I used to. But I always preferred Rock Band because I really liked the concept of switching from one instrument to another. Do you play any real instruments? No. What are un-real instruments lol Where are your siblings right now? They’re both in the living room. Whose house did you last visit? My grandma’s house, aka the house where we used to live. My uncle baked me a tres leches cake as a graduation gift so I briefly came over to pick it up :) Since I was already there, my grandma also gave me a portion of the lengua she had made for dinner.  Who was the last person to come to your house? ^ Same grandma, and my cousin. They went over to meet Cooper and to do a lot of catching up. What time do you usually eat dinner? 7-7:30 in the evening. Have you ever searched your own house on Google Earth? Hahaha yeah, I think most of us have at one point. I also looked up myo old school when I was still studying there. Does it bother you when people have a loose grip on hugs? No. I know some people aren’t the most comfortable with hugs. Are you looking forward to next year? If I can be promised that the virus will be gone by 2021, then hell yes. What have you done so far this summer? This has been one long-ass summer...I’ve finished my thesis, relinquished my duties as VP for my org, owned a puppy, gotten sick for the first time in years, seen my girlfriend once in four months, cooked something from scratch for the first time, and tried to apply for simple side jobs over the interwebs. Do you have a common name or uncommon? It’s kinda in the middle? It’s not a unique name, but it’s also not a very popular choice. What's your favorite punk band? Against Me! I have my other fave punk bands but none has done it for me the way AM! has.

[grasslandgirl]

odd numbers for the stay at home asks? 💗💞💖

laurynnnn <333

1. your favourite playlist (made by yourself or someone else)

answered that one here!!

3. your favourite “grounding” activity (anything that involves using the hands/doesn’t involve “spacing out” or escapism - something like gardening, knitting, dancing, cooking)

i read. every since i was little whenever i was really sad or things got to be Too Much i just get an old favorite book off of my bookcase and just... fall back into a familiar world and escape for a while 

5. 5 tv shows that cheer you up

parks and recreation, glee (guilty pleasure), schitt’s creek, brooklyn 99, new girl

7. your favourite board game

mmm honestly i prefer card games to board games but i do really like playing rummy kub

9. a quote that you would consider getting tattooed or putting in a frame

hmm. “you are smaller and greater than you appear” or “i wish i were a girl again, half savage and hardy and free” or “I believe our experience has value, even if it disappears forever”

11. a tip or hack you’ve learned that makes cleaning or tidying easier

i have to be in the right headspace and i HAVE to listen to music

13. the last so-bad-it’s-good joke you heard

my sister made a joke during our dnd game earlier that a gay dwarf bar would be called “beards” which isn’t even a so-bad-its-good joke but is SO hysterically funny that i wanted to share it anyway

15. the last tv episode that made you laugh out loud

im currently rewatching dimension 20′s Fantasy High and there’s a scene that made me roll on the floor laughing without any exaggeration

17. a bath, shower, beauty or toiletry product that makes you feel revived, or that you always re-order when it’s running out

there’s an almond milk hand lotion from l’occitaine that i use all the time and its so calming and soothing and lovely

19. the sport or exercise you enjoy the most, and what’s helped you get better at it

i used to take martial arts and train at least twice a week every week and i really enjoyed it bc it was focused on practical applications of self defense and its been years since ive trained but i really miss it bc it was super enjoyable and practical and useful and had a really great community around it

21. a youtube video you find useful, entertaining or relaxing

all of the ba test kitchen youtube’s channel

23. the book you just finished and what you thought (no spoilers!)

answered that one here!!

25. a game you’re playing that takes your mind off things

not to be #basic but i play animal crossing new horizons Every Day bc its so soothing and fun

27. your favourite flavour and brand of tea

there’s an orange jasmine blend of green tea i could drink every day and be happy tbh

29. a favourite easy recipe: 5 ingredients or less, or takes less than 30 min to make

hm. off the top of my head:

easy peanut butter chocolate chip cookies-

mix one cup granulated white sugar, one cup creamy peanut butter, one egg, and 1/2 cup chocolate chips together; mixture should be grainy but hold together. roll into 1 inch balls and roll in granulated sugar. bake in a 350 F oven for like. idk 10 minutes or smth; until the bottoms are golden and set!! enjoy :)

send me soft stay at home asks :))

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Couple Interview Tag by Me <3

Rules answer the questions from your OC otp’s point of view and tag as many people as you want. 

1.  How did you two meet?

Teddy: We met at a nightclub on the first night of University, though someone claims not to remember it... *raises brow at Kaia* 

Kaia: *Blushes* I had a lot to drink that night... but i do remember some hot guy buying me drinks and dancing with him... so it must have been you!

2. Who is the most Jealous of you two?

Kaia: Teddy...

Teddy: I just hate it when men are staring at my wife’s ass, it’s mine to look at  and they should look elsewhere. 

Kaia: *rolls eyes and laughs* Case and Point 

Ther rest is under the cut bc its pretty long!

3. What’re your 3 favourite Physical things about your partner?

Kaia: His ears he has the cutest ears! His eyes and arms, i love it when he holds me!

Teddy: Her Curves, she has the most amazing curves and I can’t get enough of her, her hazel eyes and her hair, it's soft and it always looks and smells so good! 

4. Who’s more likely to be running late?

Kaia: Definitely me... I always have to recheck that i’ve packed things right and things are in place before I got

Teddy: Yeah we never get to anywhere on time, which is frustrating because I like being on time. *Kaia looks at him and rolls her eyes - Teddy squeezes her hand*

5. Who is the most organised and who is the messiest?

Teddy: We are both pretty organised I’m a business man so i have to be, but my wife is at another level of both organisation and cleanliness, hence why we don’t leave anywhere on time because she’ll be checking and rechecking her packing lists 

Kaia: Yes and I have to make sure if we are away that the family board has all of Yours & Ronnie’s activities so i know what happening and can plan... not that either of you ever check the board.... *Teddy laughs, baby you and that board.* 

6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)

Teddy: Kaia seems to think i flirt a lot with other women, so she will say me... 

Kaia: Because it’s true Teddy, they flirt with you and you flirt back, but you never tell them that your wife is crazy so whatever happens to those women is on you. *glances over at him* 

Teddy: *rolls eyes* coming back to that question about Jealousy... *eyes his wife mockingly* honestly babe that temper of yours is gonna land you in trouble one day!

Kaia: Then don’t flirt with other women and I should be just fine! 

7. Who does the most cooking?

Kaia: Me... I love cooking and baking. Teddy can cook sometimes but he’s not as well as me. 

Teddy: Yeah I love your cooking, but your baking baby... 

Kaia: I’d like to see you bake... no, its true i can’t bake try as i might! 

8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?

Teddy: I like children, and I love ours, but they have been a challenge all 3 of them in their own ways, I’m glad we stopped at 3 I don’t think my heart could handle another female teenager!

Kaia: I love children, and I love our 3 kids though I do miss having a little one running around, I always wanted another baby, just one more but, something happened and we decided 3 was a good place to stop! Maybe... Just one more though *Eyes Teddy* 

Teddy: You know I would die for you Kai but we have enough children and we are too old! 

9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

Kaia: Me... 

Teddy: *shrugs* its true... shes the queen of this house! 

10. What’s your partner’s least favourite housework task?

Kaia: Has Teddy ever heard the word housework before? *laughs* just kidding... kind of. 

Teddy: I would do some if you let anyone else in the house do anything but you always redo everything anyway 

11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?

Teddy: Her curves, Kaia had such a beautiful body and her long wavy black hair, the moment i saw her i wanted to get my hands all over that body and-

Kaia: Okay Teddy we get it. *blushes* the first thing i noticed was his ears, he has the cutest pointy ears and i love them, im so glad T and Nate got his ears! 

12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?

Kaia: Well.. honestly I hate it when he gets jealous and tries to tell me what to do...sorry babe *turns to Teddy*

Teddy: Personally I hate when you disagree with me just for the sake of disagreeing even when you know I’m right. And don’t even deny it Kaia I’ve seen you trying things my way when you think I’m not looking but because you want to be right you deny it to my face. *shakes head and laughs* what am I gonna do with you!

13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Kaia: *Blushes* Um... I don’t know... 

Teddy: Toilet of a restaurant. *Smirks*

Kaia: Oh yeah... I remember that *smirks*

14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?

Kaia: I would say that Teddy’s love language is words of affirmation, I know he like to act all tough but he needs to hear it from me and I love telling him how much we all love him. 

Teddy: Mmm love language... umm... what is that? 

Kaia: *rolls eyes* Teddy! Its about how yur partner wants to be shown love or shows love. 

Teddy: Oh... um.. i think you like it when I do things for you, like when i make you dinner, or give you massages and things like that, you’re so busy that I think you like knowing that I’m gonna look after you! 

15. Where do you see the 2 of you in 10 years?

Kaia: Still married hopefully, and maybe with a few grandkids running around, I so want Thalia to get with Gianni and have kids he’s gorgeous and they’d make the cutest kids... besides I miss having little ones! 

Teddy: He’s gorgeous eh? 

Kaia: Oh don’t start Teddy! I’m just being honest he is and he’s perfect for her.. she needs someone like him. 

Teddy: Okay enough about him and my daughter. *Kaia rolls her eyes* “I know you like him Teddy, you’ve told me before.” 

Hm well.. anyway, I see us growing older together and seeing our kids enjoy their lives. 

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So this will be 10 episodes since the one where we lost Molly. Just throwing that out there.

Also it’s apparently my 9 (NEIN) month anniversary for being subbed to G&S which means it’s also my 9 month anniversary for watching CR and also the show has been going for 9 months as of the 11th so. That’s cool.

I like that jacket, Sam.

Broadway advert lol

“Andrew Loyd Website”

“I could have backed up all night” and “I’ve grown accustomed to her encryption” I’m dead

Okay that was hands down Sam’s best ad he’s so goddamn creative

NEW YORK NEW YORK I’m so excited I loved the last live show

A SLEEVES ARE BULLSHIT SHIRT?!

I need it

Oh wait it doesn’t actually say sleeves are bullshit

I still love the shirt tho and I want one

And the bumper sticker

“It makes it sound bad when you say it like that” guys it WAS bad xD

Poor Caduceus is having an Experience

Cad: “You keep leaving”

Y: “They keep finding me”

Cad: “I think you might have the right idea”

THE FUCK? NO

guys you need to convince Caduceus to sTAY

HE’S ALIVE?!

HE HAS AN AXE IN HIS HEAD

Oh no don’t get Cad he’s sad and tired right now

I mean y’all almost left him behind which was crummy

Caleb really wanted to yank that axe out

Also how does healing work? Like does the guy have permanent brain damage in the are where the axe wrecked now? If it had hit somewhere vital to like, say, memory, would his memory be gone? Enquiring minds want to know.

When Caleb tries to be intimidating it both makes me laugh but also freaks me out a little

I LOVE when Matt has cool props

So does Travis lol

J: “Have you heard of THE Traveler”

Galen: “….Oh no not another one”

Nott and Jester building up Galen like “no no you’re totally special!!!”

“Missed all the major organs” sAM xD

“The Mist…ake” I’m crying

lol promoting this guy to first mate I’m crying

“We got a new pet!”

“Let’s call him Professor Thadeus the second!”

They forgot they had someone tied to the mast too what nerds

They cut up his nice shirt xD

I adore that Travis has totally got the islands and shit memorized so he can be super in-character

Also Cad is being too quiet it’s making me sad

Caleb The Navigator

Captain Fjord

First Mate Galen

Oh oh oh they should have a guest to come aboard and sail with them

Oh noooo they left the magic invisible cart

YES THANK YOU MATT y’all need to talk to Caduceus thank you Matt for pointing out that poor Taliesin has been silent for 30 minutes

Oh no have they somehow fucked over Cad’s mission?

I’m curious about this. Because obviously Taliesin knew this was exactly how the M9 were, so I can’t believe that he would have made Cad to be wholly incompatible with them.

He’s feeling really low and lost I think it’s time for a group hug

Him almost dying really freaked him out (and I think it really freaked Taliesin out too)

I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW WITH JESTER AND CADUCEUS YOU GUYS

Caduceus is the ship’s cook

Mmm Beau is starting to feel like Caleb is trying too hard to excuse the bad things they do

I think the dock thing was a disaster for sure but I don’t think it was necessarily that they REALLY did anything wrong?

I’m not sure what exactly Beau is feeling bad about? Like freeing the genie wasn’t wrong, the boat thing was a mistake built on bad choice but it wasn’t them being inherently bad, and they didn’t kill Algar, so?

Ah, she’s feeling like she didn’t leave Nicodranus better than she found it

I like this whole “why didn’t we try to talk it out first” thing because it’s nice that two of them are having some moral conflicts. I also like what it says about Fjord and Beau as far as character development.

I mean I don’t think boiling it down to “like we were justified in our actions” really covers what Caleb said. He did say they could have handled things a lot better, but that they did what they had to to survive a situation they could have but didn’t handle better.

“I don’t want to drive you guys away” BEAUUUU my heart

Yasha staring off south “looking for a storm”

Caduceus cooking for the group is literally just my favorite thing. They totally needed a group member who could like make them slow down and eat and just like… take care of themselves, even just for the length of the meal.

Beau went from “I’m sorry for killing these guys” to “fuck those guys they’re dead anyway let’s smear their name”

We should not split up

There’s no way any of this could go wrong

Awwww Caleb showing Nott the stars and planets so sweet

SEE Caleb understands that things went horribly wrong. I honestly think he’s just trying to keep their spirits’ up.

Nott honey you don’t have to be okay with him using suggestion, I understand you both admire and need him but you can be mad at him

“Nott is a one-earther”

Have I mentioned how much I love Caduceus?

Fjord’s just like “please tell me you mean you talk to alive grieving people and not the dead people”

Oh no

They’re coming for them

You should NOT go back

Sam is like “why the fuck are we going back” and I agree so hard

Fjord should not stay on the ship Nott is right

N: “Oh, oh, what other languages do you speak?!”

J: “I speak Infernal”

Everyone cracks up

Oh this is going to be another disaster

Although I guess the guard guys wouldn’t be expecting them to immediately come back?? Maybe??

“YOU’RE THE SAILOR GUY THIS IS YOUR WHOLE EPISODE” lol sam

“I’m gonna bake, fuck it” I LOVE CAD

“I look like Captain Crunch btw” I’m crying can’t breathe omg

Except isn’t the captain dead lol

“Unknown do-gooders” well that wasn’t the reputation I expected

UH HEY I HOPE MARION DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT THE BLUE SKINNED TIEFLING KILLING HERSELF

These lies are getting more and more ridiculous

“The little devil girl who drowned a hundred years ago” Taliesin and the idea of a ghost story is just… so perfect.

Beau stop xD

If this ghost story isn’t in campaign 3 someday I’m gonna cry

I’m so glad that Orli is coming along

They hired the tortle! :D

Nott is really being adorable with the “we are a team and you are important” thing. Obvious, but adorable.

Taliesin wanted ghost stories and now we’re getting islands people avoid because strange ancient unnatural stuff

Okay quick aside but this conversation with Yasha and Caduceus makes me think — I love how there’s this group of people who seemingly should have nothing in common, but in a lot of ways they have things they can understand about each other. Struggles they can related to. It’s really nice.

Jester and her multiple message spells lol

I’ll miss you Marion!

Oooo a glow in the water?

Awww Matt that’s really pretty!

“Sometimes the things that are the most beautiful are the things that can hurt you the worst” that’s very profound, Jester.

I’m gonna cry I don’t want Jester to be sad don’t be sad (Laura needs to stop looking like she’s gonna cry because it’s gonna make me cry)

And the way she does this little laugh like she’s trying to brush off how sad she is like STOP IT IM EMOTIONAL.

Marion was gonna leave with Jester’s dad but then he didn’t come back and I’m thinking at some point they had better kick the Gentleman’s ass for abandoning her

The way Fjord is so sweet and soft with Jester is so cute I can’t decide if I ship them or if I just want them to be soft and close but not romantic I think I’d be happy either way but my god Fjord’s being so gentle with her is killing me

“There are vegetarian options as well”

Marius: “Thank you, thank you, it’s very good—they’re crazy aren’t they?”

Cad: “Oh yeah, they’re completely crazy.”

I desperately hope they get attacked by a sea monster at some point

“Captain Tusktooth”

Tiny elf-owl Frumpkin omg

He’s loaning her tiny owl Frumpkin for a week I cry

M: “I poke him to see if he bites me”

Tr: “He’s dead”

“I’m gonna probably start talking to fish at some point in the near future” Caduceus Doolittle

When Nott is sincere like when she’s talking to Caduceus right now is so sweet

I take it back it’s too soon to talk about Molly Sam

“Between you and me, Jester’s a really bad cleric, so…” and Laura almost spits out her drink lol

I want to meet the rest of the Clays someday I hope some of them are still alive

“A sign that there could be, for all of us, another chapter” Nott is getting me in my feelings tonight

Matt: “You get the sense that the fish would be happy to”

Cad/Tal: “I’m a lunatic aren’t I?”

M: “Yeah.”

C/T: “I’m sorry.”

M: “Yeah, no, it’s great! :D”

The fish: “sure, sure, suresuresuresure sure”

Oh godddd sky monster?

Bird?

WHAT IS IT

“Professor Thadeus…?”

Oh. Fuck. Creepy flying humanoid thing.

lol Beau making sure it’s not Yasha

Oh jeez poor Yasha

…Okay Matt that wasn’t cool because it’s past midnight and the windows are open and I’m feeling weirdly paranoid now

HERE WE GO

Harpies omggggg

Caleb’s really not gonna be able to use fire for this without risking the ship

Oh fuck don’t get the deck hands

Okay the sail isn’t that big a deal Jester can probably mend it, so save the deck hand first

Harpies are not sirens that shouldn’t be allowed to do anything

Oh poor Nott

SAVE THE CREW PERSON FIRST BEAU

I love Cad’s beetles

“Snack time” Cad you’re so creepy sometimes xD

15pts of beetle damage hell yeah

Okay I take it back Beau might have done the best thing saving the sail.

Okay this is too easy of a fight tho what’s coming that’s worse

Oh daaaaamn snapped her neck with the sail rope

Caleb Nott this isn’t nice xD

“We saved his life with the power of friendship” I’m crying

F: “How do we prevent further heart episodes?”

N: “MORE FRIENDSHP. MORE FRIENDSHIP.”

Awkward friend hugs are best hugs

Nott please don’t eat harpy meat

Cad’s gonna compost the harpy

Beau is keeping Frumpkin in her pocket of course she is

Poor Travis just like “I DIDN’T KNOW ID ACTUALLY HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO CAPTAIN A SHIP” poor guy

Oh god the ship is gonna sink

They’re gonna end up stranded on the cursed island just watch

Gonna try and block the hole…. with a mattress

I’m shocked they managed to patch it bless Galen for that Nat20

Caleb being clever to save the ship with his magic bubble

I hope they don’t get Orli killed

They gonna get sunk

Oh wait

Does Caleb have to stay inside the bubble?? I hope it doesn’t start to fill too much

YAAAAAS what a good episode!

SO MUCH SAILING PIRATE-Y FUN

Oh please wear pirate outfits I’m begging

I’m so excited for next week