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Do we have to join the Discord?
Y E S. We know, another server, but you don't have to stay in it after the event is over. We need a central location to share information, do check-ins, and answer questions. It'll be fun! It'll have cool bots. Join us. >:)
Why is this an 18+ event?
The Mad Mods are over 18, and we don't want to be legally responsible for anyone else. The Malevolent fandom is, in our opinion, not one for minors in the first place. This isn't a slight against the potential maturity of minors, but in our humble opinion if you can't see a Rated R movie, you don't need to be writing/drawing/voice acting/etc for KiY tentacle smut or Arthur's suicidal ideation. Sorry. :(
Why do you separate NSFW options if this is an 18+ event?
The fact is, not everyone is into NSFW! NSFW doesn't only include sexual content, but violent and potentially triggering content as well. We want everyone to have the option to engage with the event the way they want! If they don't want to possibly get paired with a NSFW topic, they have that right.
What are the final submission requirements for this event?
ALRIGHT. This is a relatively short event, like a BB-lite. We are also slotting carefully between several other Malevolent fandom events (looking at you BB, Yuletide, and Anniversary) so we want to keep it reasonable.
The minimum word count is 3k, the maximum is 20k. We aren't going to be rules lawyers if you're at 20,100 but like, keep it tight. Anything under 3k is not accepted, push yourself! This must be a fully realized work with a beginning, middle, and end, appropriately tagged, and reasonably error-checked. One-shot style only (if you turn it into a series later that's your business but your work should be able to stand alone.)
The minimum art submission is one complete piece, the maximum is three. We do not limit the kind of art you do except no podfics or bookbinding (you just won't have time if you're collabing the way you should). Physical art/cosplay is acceptable but be aware you have a short window and the writer is writing at the same time as you are making your art. You will have to take nice photos of your work as well. Know your limits.
Why didn't you use my (insert fandom/trope/AU) submission in the event list?
Here's the tough love: We are under no obligation to use your suggestions. We love them. We long for your delicious ideas. But sometimes they don't work for what we're trying to do, and we already have something of a list compiled. Here's a short, non exhaustive number of reasons of why we might have left it on the cutting room floor:
Too common, too overdone in our fandom, too niche, too much explaining, too close to canon, too subtle, too NSFW (impressive), too triggering.
We also do NOT do crossover AUs or tropes specific to fandoms (we can do a high fantasy AU, but not a Witcher AU, feel me? We can have a comedy relief punching bag but not a Red Shirt.).
We will probably never have an amnesia trope because, surprise, that features in the canon quite heavily, AND it's been done a lot by fanfic already. This event is for pushing boundaries!
If you have that absolutely wild, perfect, worldbuilt, detailed, weird as fuck AU that you REALLY wanna see?? Do it! MAKE THE ART YOU WANNA SEE!! Just don't expect to get it in this event. (Been there. Sorry.)
Why don't you have a beta tag?
Cane is all the beta we need.
We don't offer betas because this is meant to be a more relaxed event, even if it is a more CRAZY one! The writing submissions are fairly small and don't require any standard of polish or 'skill'. It's too much work for the mods to keep track, frankly, and we don't think ya need the hand holding! If you would like to use a beta, we will have a channel for #beta-requests on the Discord where you can put the call out for one!
What if I get a trope/AU I don't like?
First, we ask you to really think about this assignment, an be sure you can't transform it into something more interesting for you! But if so, everyone gets one (1) courtesy reroll, no questions asked. We don't want anyone to feel really stuck or uncomfortable. Subsequent rerolls are on a case-by-case basis (mostly if we messed up and gave you something you shouldn't have gotten for xyz reasons).
What happens if I have to drop out?
Firstly, we hope everything is okay in your life! We hope you would only drop out from an unavoidable extenuating circumstance, our of respect for your partner who you have been working with. If this must be, we wish you the best, and we have pinch hitters standing by to step in with their crazy ideas to fill the gap! You will be expected to release your trope/AU assignment to the pinch hitter, no matter how far along you were with it, our of respect to your partner who will not be reassigned. You are welcome to continue your unfinished work to post privately outside of the event!
What if my partner drops out!?
DON'T PANIC!
This is part of why this event is so limited in scope. This is a big challenge, to collab and follow two trope restrictions is a lot to recover if one person leaves. If your partner has to drop out we WILL assign you a pinch hitter, even possibly one of the mods (though we are reserved for extremely last minute cases). No matter what, you WILL have a finished product, even if it posts late. No whacko left behind!
I'm having (x) issue!
Okay! If you aren't having fun, that's a problem. The entire point of this event is to have a good time. Is this a challenging art format? Potentially! Is this supposed to be a difficult or stressful event? HELL NO! Please contact a mod with your issue after checking that it hasn't been answered or fixed here, in asks (tagged #mmm faq), or on the #questions-and-solutions discord channel. But before all that: take a breath. Repeat to yourself that you are an independent, powerful, brilliant creator and a valued part of this fandom. Release the breath. You've got it. Maybe problems can be solved with a bit of confidence and a fresh outlook. We'll help you fix whatever else.
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i belong to you
Authorās Note: short ānā fluffy (w/ a hint of bittersweet š
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i belong to you
Hashira x Reader, Iguro Obanai x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader
Word Count: ~1,800
CW: death content, Fem!Reader, mild sexual content
Song Inspo: I Belong to You by Jacob Lee
~faqs~
Theyāre all here for us, and I feel their aura, but just for a moment, Iāll pretend itās just you
Heād never thought of himself as the marrying type, and yet, standing before you, he suddenly couldnāt imagine himself any other way. But truly, it wasnāt even sudden, this slow burning, building, consuming love for the feeling of your hand in his. It was inevitable, the revelation of his heart to yours, just as you gradually unveiled your own for his.
āIn this existence of hardship and darkness, I can somehow wake every morning to an absolute truth: that you are beside me, and together, we will overcome anything.ā
Perhaps this is a tall promise when every morning brings a different absolute truth as well ā that death will come. Some day, somewhere, and likely all too soon. But itās a promise worth fighting for. This much he knows in his chest as he feels your fingers intertwine with his, squeezing gently as if to promise in return Yes, yes we will.
As Gyomei kisses you, soft and certain, he swears that the world falls to pieces leaving only your body pressed into his, an achingly sweet melody ringing in his ears. And when you whisper I love you, heās confident that you hear it too.
And I will wait to hear you say, as a tear rolls down your face, I belong to you
āDarling,ā she whispers, a steady thumb reaching out to smooth your teardrop into your skin, āAre you okay?ā
You nod once, a drowsy smile crinkling the corners of your eyes as more tears escape, tongue heavy in your mouth as she continues wiping your cheeks, her brow furrowed with an adoration thatās always been impossible to resist.
āIām amazing,ā you rasp, catching her hand and cradling it to your chest, ears warming as she kneads her fingertips into your sternum, āI belong to you.ā
Mitsuriās nose scrunches, worried expression soon replaced by a beaming grin, the sweetest of giggles filling the room as she maneuvers herself on top of you, hovering with her palms planted on either side of you while her breasts rest plush against your own.
āI am so in love with you,ā she gushes, āWith my wife.ā
Her lips touch your forehead then your chin, careful fingers tilting your head left and then right to kiss your earlobes, goosebumps raising along your forearms and spine.
āWeāre married,ā you gasp, stopping her ministrations with a gentle squeeze to her hips, āI get to love you for the rest of our lives.ā
Shining eyes meet shining eyes as she lets out a happy sob, bodies intertwined as you settle into the perfect quiet of forever.
Tomorrow Iāll open my eyes, and I will whisper to my wife, I belong to you
Loving you hadnāt come easy, but it hadnāt come especially hard either. For all the anger and regret of her past, you had reminded Shinobu that the present and future persisted, irregardless of her willingness to live in or for them. Perhaps this is why she yelled at you so many months ago, and perhaps this is also why sheād cried. Youād accepted her emotion so simply and resolutely, welcoming her frustration and grief with open arms instead of the very spite and scorn sheād always reserved for herself. And sheād heard herself, for the first time in too long of a time, say Iām sorry. Those two words muffled in the armpit of your haori, her face buried in your embrace, had made your devotion clear as day ā a devotion sheād found herself happy and happier to reciprocate.
āGood morning,ā she murmurs, airy voice tinged with a solemn adoration discernible only to you.
āMmm,ā you mumble, yawning widely as you burrow yourself deeper into her chest, āHi.ā
āWould you like to know something?ā she asks, warming her cheek on the top of your sunkissed head.
āDefinitely,ā you mumble, limbs clinging drowsily to her small frame, āI enjoy knowing things.ā
She slips a cool finger beneath your chin, raising your sleepy gaze to meet her determined stare, mouth soft and decisive when she kisses you. You sigh sweetly into her affection, her smile familiar yet delicate against your own, trying her best to tell you I belong to you.Ā
I know they see us but they donāt stand a chance, I have kissed those lips a thousand times before this
The first time he kisses you, you think heās dying. Of course, all paths lead to death, and being a Hashira tends to make this path even shorter, but expected pain is pain nonetheless. You cradle his head in your lap, his hair sticky with blood, his strength overwhelming you Kyojuro-san, stop moving! despite his wounds as he cranes upward to touch his mouth to yours. Tasting of sweat and ashes, your tears cleanse his cheeks and chest, a silly little grin brightening his face while grief and longing sit deep into your stomach.
The second time he kisses you, youāre pissed heās alive. Well, not that heās alive, but that he took so long to tell you. Maybe that isnāt fair of you considering heās just woken from a coma, and maybe that isnāt fair of you considering he limped literal miles to locate you, and maybe that isnāt fair of you considering you were his sole thought and concern as soon as he regained enough consciousness to process that he was, in fact, conscious. But the brittle dread of Heās unlikely to make it has haunted you for months, and-
āHey,ā he rasps, cupping your jaw with a shy tenderness, āNo need to ruminate, I am still here.ā
Your gaze flits left and right, blurred as you avoid focusing on the steadfast devotion in his eyes, lips tingling from the surety of his kiss.
āI can see that,ā you state dryly, your shaky inhale dissolving into a disbelieving sob, his arms atrophied yet certain as they wrap around you, his weight leaning shaky and perfectly against you.
The third time he kisses you, the fourth, and fifth ā they are as precious and known, new and familiar, as the very first time.
And when he kisses you for the nth time, when he kisses you as your newly wedded husband, you realize you have already lived a thousand best moments of your life, and that a thousand and more await you.
If I could be honest, here at the altar, I refuse to grow older unless itās with you
Age has always been a distant thing to Sanemi. He isnāt oblivious to it ā the passing of snow into buds, to blossoms and then to the falling of leaves. But itās a torturous thing to acknowledge. To remember how many more years heās gotten to live than his mother. His five siblings. Colleagues and strangers alike. He feels as old as he is still young, steeped in death and dishevelment, sticky with yearning and fear, a projection of surety and arrogance fooling even himself. Strong and foolhardy, the clock ticks as he loses a piece of himself, another piece, another and another, to the illusion of living. And then you come slicing into his horizon.
Everything about you is almost polished. Your form, your strength, your five senses, flexibility and enduranceā¦ and somehow, he canāt find it in himself to loath you for being less than. Because you are more. You are more than the endless repetitions completed silently before him; you are more than the scrapes and bruises, stubborn retorts and near misses. You are the plate of ohagi left on his doorstep after a particularly harsh exchange of words. He knows he struck first, and yet, you open yourself to forgiveness. You are the letter received when heās gone on an especially grueling mission. Thereās not much to say, but your consideration of him makes him hesitate. You are the sight for sore eyes when he finally realizes, a year and some months into pondering your existence practically every day, that he wants you to be close. Closer. As close as youāre willing to be.
And if close means noticing when your face begins to wrinkle, your hair starts to grey, and your body learns what it is to ache, then heās ready to remember. To reclaim. The pieces of himself heād surrendered to time and space; he wants them back as much as he wants you.Ā All you ask of him is his whole self, and if he is to grant your wish, then he must acknowledge a simple truth: growing old need not be a curse any longer when it could instead be a gift to share with you.
āYouāre crying,ā you giggle, tears of your own dripping down your cheeks.
āOf course Iām crying,ā he scoffs, faint grin softening the edge in his tone, āI get to marry you.ā
Yes they can see us but only at a glance, only you know the man that I am beyond the surface
Marriage is hard. Learning someone inside and out is hard. Choosing that same someone day after day is hard. Growing and relapsing, nurturing and surrendering, saying Yes, and. A lifelong commitment of love is hard. And, honestly, Giyuu didnāt think heād ever get there. He didnāt think heād be waking up most mornings with your nose nestled in his chest or his arm, your leg stuck between his. He didnāt think heād be murmuring I love you, a cold and desperate determination I will come home to you flooding his lungs as you do your best to stand strong when he waves. When he leaves. Knowing without a doubt that youād crumpled as soon as he disappeared from view. He didnāt think heād be returning to the softest, the greediest, the fondest and proudest, kisses. Kisses on his forehead, his cheeks, ears and chin. Kisses on his lips. Your hands checking his limbs while you listen to his breath; your eyes glistening as he whispers over and over I missed you, I love you, I missed you, I love you. He didnāt think heād be this intimate, this familiar, this devastatingly and perfectly close to anyone. To you. And yet, here he is.
āGiyuu?ā
āMy love?ā
āI love when you call me that.ā
āI know.ā
You blush, āOh,ā promptly hiding your face in his armpit.
āAnd I love getting to love you. I love that you are my love.ā
#hashira x reader#preferences#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#himejima gyomei#gyomei x reader#kanroji mitsuri#mitsuri x reader#kocho shinobu#shinobu x reader#rengoku kyojuro#kyojuro x reader#shinazugawa sanemi#sanemi x reader#tomioka giyuu#tomioka giyu#giyuu x reader#giyu x reader
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mmm but. i miss pansyfemme as a url already. but im lowkey really tired of people sending me asks questioning terminology i have explained dozens of times in the past so ive been. stepping away a bit from the term femme- not because i dont identify with it anymore. just that this blogās gotten a bit of attention lately, and while a lot of the circles ive always run in tend to know the history of the term femme is not one exclusive to one gender or identity, people seeing my posts on my dash send me a lot of asks about it in heavily varying levels of politeness. and while i have explained it with sources and everything in the past,, i kind of. hate doing that all the time and despite having a faq people still. dont read it. so i kinda. uh. more so just. dont feel like justifying myself ten times a day and i also. dont like ignoring the asks so.. it will be definitly a term i will still use but kind of dont want in my username anymore. does that make any sense.
#it kinda feels like every post i make where i mentioned i transitioned as a kid where people send asks like āyou should really address that#isnt the normā and its like. i have quite literally adressed that hundreds of times. i just dont feel like everytime i use the term femme i#need to follow it with a thesis on why its okay for me to use it. there is historical basis there is signifigance all that. but also i just#hate that if i dont state something 10 million times a day people will just continue to assume the worst
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ā© ā§āĖ ā©ćFAQ ā frequently asked questions by you guys! š¤
how do you change the colors of your text gradients on your fics?
vegas: i use a website that's called stuffbydavid! there's other websites too but this one is the most easiest (in my opinion). here's a step by step tutorial i did!
where do you get your headers from?
vegas: i usually get them from twitter. you can find some too on tumblr with users like @/stepghost but i usually use twitter. most of my works have headers from the mangas ālady k & the sick manā and āinfiltration! on the edgeā
do you have a posting schedule?
vegas: mmm not really. i post whenever i feel like it + whenever i have the time / energy. although, i try to post fics near the weekends or close to fridays. headcanons usually around the beginning of the week and drabbles + thirsts whenever.
when will your requests open again?
vegas: probably after october.
who are your favorite characters to write for?
vegas: toji, choso, nanami and sukuna!
do you allow spam liking?
vegas: i do not! please refrain from doing that, i appreciate it though! spam liking can detect to tumblr that im a bot and shadowban / hide my entire blog. i block spamlikers. spam reblogging is entirely encouraged & okay! :)
did you get my request? (if they are open)
vegas: i see every request i get! if itās been a while and i havenāt replied, i apologize. i get tons of ask every day and i try not to overwhelm myself. you can politely ask if ive seen it + remind me what it was because sometimes tumblr eats my asks.
why havenāt you answered my ask?
vegas: again, i have a bunch of asks piled up and i apologize. handling this blog can be quite overwhelming and i promise iām not ignoring anyone <3 i try my best to answer each ask, even though thatās almost impossible. sometimes i donāt answer specific asks because a) they make be uncomfortable b) i donāt know how to reply or c) tumblr probably ate it or it got lost in my inbox. if itās important you can ask again, but please be patient with me :ā)) if itās a request / thirst and you constantly ask me about it, donāt do that. constantly spamming me asks anon or not will result in a block.
what times are you most active?
vegas: it depends! my time zone is (GMT - 4). im usually active during the evenings, sometimes during the afternoon.
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This tournament is being run by and for queer fans so please keep that in mind! Homophobes will be blocked on sight <3 More polls here and more info here! Lyrics for the songs and FAQ under the cut!
Mean lyrics
You, with your words like knives
And swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again
Got me feeling like I'm nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard
Calling me out when I'm wounded
You, pickin' on the weaker man
Well, you can take me down
With just one single blow
But you don't know what you don't know
Someday, I'll be livin' in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
You, with your switching sides
And your wildfire lies and your humiliation
You have pointed out my flaws again
As if I don't already see them
I walk with my head down, trying to block you out
'Cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again
I bet you got pushed around
Somebody made you cold
But the cycle ends right now
'Cause you can't lead me down that road
And you don't know what you don't know
Someday, I'll be livin' in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
And I can see you years from now in a bar
Talking over a football game
With that same big, loud opinion but nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumblin' on about how I can't sing
But all you are is mean
All you are is mean
And a liar, and pathetic
And alone in life, and mean
And mean, and mean, and mean
But someday, I'll be livin' in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean, yeah
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
Someday, I'll be livin' in a big old city
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
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Electric Touch
Just breathe, just relax, it'll be okay
Just an hour 'til your car's in the driveway
Just the first time ever hangin' out with you tonight
I've got my money on things goin' badly
Got a history of stories ending sadly
Still hoping that the fire won't burn me
Just one time, just one time
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
I've been left in the rain lost and pining
I'm tryin' hard not to look like I'm trying
'Cause every time I tried hard for love, it fell apart (Woah)
I've gotten used to no one callin' my phone
I've grown accustomed to sleepin' alone
Still, I know that all it takes is to get it right
Just one time, just one time
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
I was thinking just one time (Just one time)
Maybe the stars align (Just one time)
And maybe I call you mine
And you won't need space
Or string me along while you decide
And just one time (Just one time)
Maybe the moment's right (The moment's right)
It's 8:05 and I see two headlights
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch (Ooh)
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life (Life)
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
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The question is which song is queerer to you! Queerer can mean whatever you want it to mean; you might consider a song queer because you think it was written that way, or because of Swiftian lore. It might be queer to you because of how you relate it to your own life. Maybe you think from a purely literary standpoint the lyrics have queer themes; maybe you're just thinking about vibes!!!
Put in the tags your interpretations or propaganda for a specific song! Tags will be used to decide what songs may be saved if there are extra slots in the next round!
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'Villain Wants To Bother The Little Robin' Story Event: Premium END
Jude Jazza & Ellis Twilight Route
This is a fan-made translation solely for entertainment purposes with no guaranteed perfection. I do not own any of the original content. Please support CYBIRD by buying their stories and playing their games. Reblogs appreciated.
ā„ļ½„ā¢ Warnings and FAQ
After washing up and changing into a nightgown, a wave of fatigue washed over me the instant I laid down on the bed.
(I need to brace myself for tomorrowā¦ I have toā¦)
While I went through the plans for tomorrow in my head, my eyelids grew heavier and heavierā,
I soon fell asleep.
ā¦
ā Click. The room door slowly creaked open, and I was woken up in the middle of the night.
(Huhā¦ what time is it right nowā¦?)
(ā Wait. This is Her Majestyās bed chamber, who on earth would come in at this hour?)
A chill ran down my spine. Jude and Ellis were resting in a separate room.
(No way, could it really be Abel?)
(But only people in the palace have the key to this room.)
(Did Abel steal the key? ā¦ Or rather, could the mastermind behind the assassination plot be someone working in the palace?)
Through the canopy curtain, I saw the shadow of a person approaching the bed.
(This is not the time to be playing detective! What do I doā¦ should I slip out from the other side of the bed?)
(If I can sneak out of the room without getting caught, I should be able to get Jude and Ellis.)
(Our mission will be completed.)
(Honestly, I doubt thatād be possible, but ā I don't have any other choice.)
Holding a pillow like a shield, I stealthily reached for the canopy curtain, and at that very momentā¦
The person raised his arm, holding something sharp in his handā
Manās Voice: ā Oof!
A kick to his side caused him to fall onto the floor.
(W-Whatā¦ whatās going onā¦)
I fearfully opened the canopy curtain and looked outside,
There stood Jude, stepping on a man dressed as a royal guard.
Jude: Isnāt it rude to be shrieking in Her Majesty's room in the middle of the night? I don't know, though.
Uniformed Man: Youā¦ you're Her Majesty's bodyguardā
Jude: Youāre the secretary of that well esteemed minister who wears glasses, yes?
Jude: And why were you up to something with such a dangerous object in your hand?
Uniformed Man: Tchā¦ Iāll kill you as wellā¦
The man crawled out from under Judeās foot and picked up his knife again.
Uniformed Man: This is supposed to be āa crime committed by the American Ambassadorā... Iāll be in trouble if this doesn't go as planned.
Ellis: Trying to frame another personā¦?
Uniformed Man: Wah!?
The man raised his hand again, but it was caught and twisted by someone elseās hand that reached out from behind him.
Ellis: ā¦ Thatās a bad thing to do. I doubt it'll make anyone happy.
Uniformed Man: I-It hurtsā mmph.
He tried to cry out in pain, but Jude violently slapped a hand over his mouth.
I could still hear him groaning in pain despite his nose and mouth being covered.
Jude: Shut up, youāll wake the āQueenā.
Ellis: ā¦ The Queenās aide has a question for you.
Ellis wrapped a hand around the manās neck and tightened his grip.
Jude: Collapse due to lack of oxygen or be put to sleep peacefully. Make your choice.
Uniformed Man: Mmā¦ mmmā¦! !
Ellis: Jude doesn't usually let people choose. You should hurry up and answer him.
Uniformed Man: Mmphā¦ mmā¦!
Jude: Ahā? What was that? I couldn't catch it.
Uniformed Man: Gghā¦ ughā¦
The man lost all the strength in his body, and Jude threw him down like a filthy object.
Ellis swiftly caught him, bound him up with rope, and dragged him to a corner of the room where he rolled the man over.
(... W-Wowā¦ heās so skilledā¦)
Once again, they were people who existed on the dark side of the world.
I was petrified after witnessing first hand how horrible it would be to make an enemy of themā¦,
Jude: ā¦ So.
Kate: Ah!
Swoosh. The canopy curtains were pulled open without hesitation, causing me to nearly tumble off the bed while still holding onto the pillow.
Jude: Youāre some nasty Queen, having peeping as your hobby.
Ellis: ā¦ You must've been terrified. Everythingās alright now, Kate.
I was faced with two completely different types of smiles again. An agitating sneer and an amicable smile.
This time, I wasnāt confused about what facial expression to make. My facial expression relaxed.
Kate: Thank you so muchā¦ both of you.
Kate: Butā¦ how did you know what was happening?
Ellis: There was a sweet smell coming from your crown.
Kate: Huhā¦?
Jude: The crown was tampered with. Someone spread nectar on it, causing the bird to be attracted to it and causing the commotion.
Kate: The crownā¦?
Ellis: Someone approached the crown before the audience session began, and so Jude went to investigate.
Jude: We kept a close eye on the bespectacled minister, because he claimed to be the last person who inspected the crown.
Jude: That bastard was once heavily involved with an extremist military faction, and they had the guts to cause a ruckus just to make a profit.
(What theā¦)
Kate: Committing treason against Her Majesty and attempting to pin the blame on someone who seems like a genuinely kind personā¦ theyāre the absolute lowlifes.
When I muttered my thoughts aloud, Jude raised an eyebrow in amusement.
Jude: Hah, Iām surprised. ā¦ Say something like āthere was no need to treat him that wayā.
Kate: ā¦ Heās alive, right?
Ellis: Yeah, of course. Victor said not to kill him, because he has some questions to ask him.
Kate: Because they tried to take someoneās lifeā¦
Kate: Both the secretary and the minister backing him should prepare to suffer.
Kate: ā¦ I feel no sympathy for them.
Jude ā¢ Ellis: ā¦
(At least, Jude and Ellis are aware that they will face retribution for their actionsā¦ and theyāre prepared for when that time comes.)
While I didn't think that was a good thing, I also didn't think that it was necessarily bad.
That was my honest opinion after participating in a number of missions with the two of them.
Jude: Hah, you finally caught on.
Ellis: Should I hurt that person even more? How much should I torment him?
Kate: N-No need to go any furtherā¦!
Ellis: Reallyā¦?
When I rushed to stop him, Ellis put his knife away, hanging his head slightly.
(These two are quite the troublesome pair.)
(And yet, having someone they trust by their sideā¦ might be the strongest source of support.)
Jude: Sighā¦ Iām so tired because of this unreliable princess.
Jude sat himself down on the bed before falling back onto it.
Jude: Itās almost morning. That weirdo aide to the Queen better pay me extra for working through the night.
I hurriedly spoke up the moment he was about to shut his eyes.
Kate: Um, excuse me, thatās my bedā¦
Jude: Ah? Itās Her Majesty's bed, not yours.
Ellis: Oh, Jude is so unfair.
Ellis moved to the other side of the bed and laid down, leaving only a space for me between him and Jude.
Ellis: Shall I sleep here too?
Kate: E-Ellisā¦?
Ellis: Letās sleep together, Kate.
Kate: Sleep togethā... uhā¦ wait, WHAT!?
(Togetherā¦ WITH THESE TWO!?)
Jude: Youāre so noisy.
Ellis: Alrighty, come here.
Kate: Wahā¦!?
He pulled me and I fell onto the bed.
Despite how wide Her Majesty's bed was, it still felt cramped to be laying in between two grown men.
(S-So nearā¦)
Jude had no intention to make room for me, and Ellis seemed to want as little room between us as possible.
I was sandwiched between two of them. Our shoulders, arms, and legs were touching.
Jude: Your body temperature is risingā¦ are you a kid?
Ellis: So warm and cozyā¦ hey, can I hug you?
Kate: N-Noā¦!
I responded while facing the ceiling. No matter which side I turned to, it was too awkward to handle.
Jude: Pfft, youāre blushing. You lewd woman.
Jude rested on his elbow next to me, looking down at me with a mocking smile.
Kate: Don't you think it's inappropriate to get into someoneās bed like thisā¦?
Jude: Isnāt it? Only scoundrels would do that.
Ellis: You want to get naughty? Okay, let's do it.
Kate: Whaā¦?
While laying next to me, Ellis looked right at me and made an outrageous suggestion.
Ellis: Ah, maybe you prefer to do it with Jude? Or both of us?
Jude: Oi, leave me out of this.
Jude: Go ahead if you want to. Iāll just be here watching from the sidelines. Youāre into that sort of stuff, aren't you?
Ellis: Is that so? In that case, shall we?
The words coming from both sides were making my face turn red and hot.
Kate: Please get off the bed and return to your own roomsā¦
Ellis: ā¦ Iāll get worried if I leave you alone, though.
Kate: Ughā¦
Jude: This bed is comfortable, Iām not leaving.
Kate: ā¦ D- Damn itā¦!
Faced with my fatigue, Ellisā innocence, and Judeās arrogance,
ā I gave up on thinking.
Kate: Fine, go ahead and be like thisā¦! Good night!
I pulled the sheets up to my face, blocking my view of them.
Jude: Pfft, what the hell kind of sleeping position is this?
Ellis: Sheās hiding. This feels lonely.
The two of them were completely unbothered. A few minutes later, I heard them fall asleepā¦
Enveloped by the peaceful sounds, their body warmth, and the sweet smell of them, I unknowingly fell asleep as well.
ā¦
A few days later.
News of the assassination attempt was kept from the public.
The American Ambassador departed from the palace with the same bright smile he arrived with.
In a horrifying turn of eventsā the bespectacled minister had mysteriously vanished along with his position in the government. And alsoā
ā¦
Ellis: Ah, there she is. Over here, Kate.
Kate: ā¦ Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Jude: Hah, you look more nervous than you were during the mission.
We agreed to do each other a favour if we successfully completed the mission without having our identities exposed. And today was the day to decide what those āfavoursā would be.
(Itās Jude and Ellis I made a deal with, of course they're going to keep their word.)
As much as they made great allies, I was made very well aware of how dangerous it would be to have them as my enemies.
I gulped down and turned to them with the biggest smile I could make.
Ellis: Iām so excitedā¦ well then, Kate,
Jude: Shall I do you a āfavourā?
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Hi I'm EJ (any pronouns) and this is my pinned post and my blog!
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bunny!chrissy who has such a high sex drive that she doesnāt understand that you can get overstimulated !!! sheās between your legs and sheās made you cum three times now. youāve tried pushing at her head and pulling at her hair, but she takes it as a compliment. she must be doing so well <3 :)) you finally manage to pull her away from your breast and your nipple falls out of her lips with a pop. ātoo much!!ā
unfortunately, Chrissyās a crybaby. tears will spring at the corners of her eyes. she isnāt done !!! just a little more. she loves you sooo much ā¤ļø
cw: hybrid au with bunny hybrid!chrissy. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq
this post is 18+ and dark, minors dni.
mmm she just loooves making you feel good, nothing makes her feel better than knowing she's got your body literally short circuiting judging by the shake of your thighs and the screams flowing from your mouth. and it probably doesn't help that she's face-level with your boobs if you're tribbing, they're just right there for her to lick and suck and bite and get distracted by ! maybe she doesn't realize that you're pushing her head away instead of pushing it further against you in the heat of the moment, or she gets confused by the hair pulling bc it feels so good ! whatever the case is, she'll come up to whimper into your neck about how she just wants a little more, and as soon as you're finished consoling her, kissing her tears away and petting over her hair she's diving back in, probably burying her red-tinted puffy face into your cunt as a treat to make her feel better after she'd been crying <3
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hi, i hope you this isnt a bother, but i was reading your website's faq and i was a bit curious about in what sense you view fawful as real? is it a spiritual multiverse thing, or? also, congrats on the wedding. is it going to be friend only or will tumblr followers be allowed?
Mmm, Iāve been trying to figure out how to put it into words in a way Iām comfortable with, my apologies. Iāll give you a raincheck on that one šø
But thank you so much!! Itās open to everyone :]
Iām very excited at the influx of interest. I have a bunch of friends doing art requests at the event too (including @partysol-the-umbrella-wielder who will be doing a āShroob Yourselfā art stream where sheāll draw you or your OC as a Shroob, hehe.)
And if you wanna preview @seanhicksartās Fawful Smash mod that will also be going on!!
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[ Several captive Southern white rhinoceroses. ]
āJohn Hume, the owner of the worldās largest private rhino herd, is auctioning off his rhino farm, the starting bid being US$10 million. The question is, what are Humeās rhinos really worth?
In recent weeks there have been quite a few emotional appeals from John Hume and his supporters to āsee the valueā in what is being offered. I get that many people believe that this is John Humeās lifeās work, but the US$150 million the one-time billionaire reportedly spent on this enterprise is, in business terms, the projectās sunk cost. It is a business risk he chose to take, as he farmed rhinos with a view to selling the horn.
When he started, over a decade ago, the international sale of rhino horn was already banned and the domestic trade was banned in South Africa for a number of years until John Hume and Johan Kruger launched legal action, saying it is their constitutional right to sell rhino horn. Izak du Toit, the lawyer who represented the rhino owners to overturn the domestic trade ban, and who appears to be Humeās legal representative in the current auction, said at the time, [If the domestic trade ban was overturned] āWe would sell [rhino horn] to the poachers to prevent them from killing rhinos,ā.
With all the effort to overturn rhino horn trade sanctions, both domestically and international, there was always an inherent risk in Humeās strategy that the trade ban would remain, and he accepted this risk as legalising the trade in rhino horn was the only way to recuperate his investment. Hume has said that his 10-tonne of stockpile of rhino horns is negotiable as part of the current auction, adding that it is worth more than US$500 million on the black market. A curious message to give out.
The fact that there is still a ban on the international trade of rhino horn doesnāt change the lack of trying by Hume and other South African private rhino owners. Over the years they put forward models for a āregulatedā, international legal trade in rhino horn. The business plans have loopholes big enough for a Mack truck to drive through and, in all this time, they have never invested in a consumer analysis. The pro-trade supporters have previously stated that, āWhat they [rhino horns] are used for is hardly relevant. The fact is that people are willing to pay.ā. Even now, after more than a decade of pushing to legalise the international trade, the response to the FAQ page question, āDoes anyone know what the demand for rhino horn is?ā is, āThere is no reliable data on the size of the market. The best way to determine the characteristics of a market is to engage in legal trade.ā. Mmm, quite a risky approach if your goal is to save rhinos from poaching.
At least now they acknowledge that an international trade wonāt stop rhino poaching, the response to the FAQ page question, āDoesnāt the market value āwildā horn more than harvested?ā is, āPossibly, yes. If there is a preference for āwildā or whole horn, this will be reflected in the price buyers are willing to pay.ā. A far cry from their earlier, evidence free, assertions that the supply from the privately owned rhinos in South Africa could satisfy demand in Viet Nam and China and that consumers would be willing to substitute farmed horn for horn from wild rhinos.
Legalising the trade in ivory for two massive one-off sales did not stop elephant poaching, it made it worse. There is every reason to believe the same would happen with rhino horn ā as soon as you can legalise advertise you can create new demand; something else they have never been willing to factor into their pro-trade push. Further, those who can afford genuine rhino horn will pay for a āwildā product. Consumers have been known to ask for the tail/ears of the rhino to be presented with the horn to show it was killed in the process and the horn didnāt come from a stockpile.
This rhino sale mess is a perfect demonstration of the misguided obsession with the commercialisation of wild species. John Hume and the other private rhino owners managed to overturn the ban on domestic trade in South Africa, but that did not create a market for a product nobody needs. Humeās rhino horn auction in 2017 was a flop, as was his later attempt to launch a cryptocurrency backed by rhino horn.
John Humeās 2,000 rhinos and his reported 10 tonne stockpile of rhino horn have zero commercial value as long as the international trade remains closed. Reinstating the South African domestic trade in rhino horn was seen a precursor to overturning the international trade ban, providing hope for the pro-trade rhino owners. The result was they were happy to devalue rhino horn from a poaching perspective but they have never wanted to devalue horn from a consumer perspective, as they didnāt want to undermine the potential for future profits.ā
- Excerpt from āWhat Are John Humeās Rhinos Really Worth?ā by Lynn Johnson.
#Conservation#Poaching#Southern white rhinoceros#Southern white rhino#Mammal#NT#Article#Text#Photo#Live specimen#Captive#Upload
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NSFW Alphabet ā Uzui Tengen
Authorās Note: for my own sanity, only some of these headcanons include Hina, Makio, and Suma. š As w/ all hcs, these are simply my opinions in this exact moment of writing, and are subject to change depending on the context/my mood! š
NSFW Alphabet ā Uzui Tengen
Uzui Tengen x Reader
Word Count: ~3,100
CW: 18+NSFW, ass!play, cream!pie, degrading language, explicit language, Fem!Reader, oral, public
MILESTONE 20.0
~faqs~
Aftercare? what theyāre like after sex
Tengenās aftercare can beā¦ overwhelming. š¤ Water and cuddles are appreciated, but do you really need a three course meal? An entire change of bedsheets? A steamy bath complete with petals and/or bath salts? A full body rubdown? Occasionally, the answer is YES! š But oftentimes, the answer is: āTengen, Iām not going to make it through the appetizer, let alone whatever else youāre planning.ā š“ Because as grateful as you are to be thoroughly pampered and cherished, sometimes the best aftercare is simply a quick rinse followed by promptly passing out.
Body Part? their favorite body part(s)
Tengenās obsessed with your tits. š¤¤š I mean, have you seen Hina, Makio, and Suma?! *cue that āYou six are the most important things to me.ā āSix? But Lord Tengen, there are only three of us.ā āI said what I said.ā meme* š Sensitivity matters more to him than size or shape; if he canāt elicit a soft gasp from brushing his fingertips across your nipples, then whatās the point? ā¹ļø Heād be your personal bra if youād let him, glued to your back 24/7, hands cupping your tits. If you have smaller tits: āBut Tengen, theyāre not even that big. I donāt need a bra!ā āOkaaay, but I come with heating and massaging services! š„ŗā If you have larger tits: āHoney, do you need help? āŗļøā āHelp? š¤Øā āIf theyāre too heavy, I happen to know a strong man who can ease your burdens.ā *cue Tengen winking exaggeratedly at your tits*
Tengenās arms and thighs are to die for. He can hold you up against a wall, biceps flexing as your nails dig into his skin, cock thrusting steady and deep into your pussy, hardly out of breath, until youāre whimpering T-too much, g-gonna cum a-again. He can also keep you in place while you grind your clit against his thigh, forearms toned and unyielding as you melt into his chest, whining as you near your orgasm, unable to rest under his gentle, unforgiving guidance. āMm, such a pretty thing, getting off on my thigh,ā squeezing your waist in warning as you try to slow down, āWhat a pathetic whore, so anxious to cum the moment she sits on my lap,ā grinning smugly as your body shudders, āThereās no stopping now, babygirlās gotta finish what she starts, gotta make a mess on my thigh, then, maybe, Iāll let you go.ā If you really think heās letting you go after slipping your panties aside to feel your wetness seep through his pants, casually lifting youāwith one arm, of courseājust enough to fuck rough fingers into your clenched heatā¦ think again. š
Cum?
Tengen prefers cumming in your pussy or on your ass. When heās feeling intimate, finishing in your pussy feels like the ideal ending; itās heavenly, sexy, and the perfect amount of lewd when you spread your folds so he can watch himself drip out of your stretched hole. If heās feeling dominant, cumming on your ass satisfies his urge to claim and mark you in a more degrading manner; āMy filthy fucking bitch,ā as his cum coats your asshole, dribbling down the backs of your thighs, making a mess of the sheets below, āWearing my cum so beautifully, what a slut.ā
Dirty Talk?
Uzui Tengen aka King of Dirty Talkā¢ļø. Mind you, Kingā¢ļø doesnāt mean everything he murmurs into your ear is mouthwatering, panty dropping, orgasm inducing, but it does mean he talks. A lot. Constantly. āYou close to cumming? Close to squeezing the life out of my cock? Canāt wait to die by your pussy, mmm, yes darling, kill me.ā ā¦ ā¦ ā¦ š To be fair, 9 out of 10 times he says something thatās actually pleasurable. š āYou hear that babydoll? The sound of your greedy pussy squelching around my cock? Look down gorgeous, look at how well you take me. Look and listen, tell me what you think, hm?ā Spoiler alert: thereās no way youāre telling him what you think, because fucking you speechless happens to be his specialty.
Experience? their level of experience
Factoring in Hina, Makio, and Suma, Tengenās quite experienced. They donāt have foursomes too often (coordinating four schedules is a nightmare lmao), which actually benefits his sexual familiarity and comfortability, because 1-on-1 with three different women means plenty of consistent variety and opportunities to experiment/learn/grow. Toss you into the mix (theyāre all very happy to get to love and be loved by you š„°), and fivesomes are even rarer than the elusive foursome. Omitting Hina, Makio, and Suma? Tengenās still experienced, but sexual experience doesnāt necessarily equate to emotional or romantic maturity. Does he know how to bring his sexual partners to world shattering climax? Yeah. Does he know how to nurture intimacy and depth beyond carnality? ~Eventually! He isnāt inherently closed off to the idea or concept of closeness ā he just needs the right person (you, heh) to feel like taking that next step is worth his time, energy, and investment.
Foreplay?
Tengen LOVES foreplay, but he also LOVES penetrative sex, so itās a perpetual, inner debate for him. š Does he bask in the glory of you giving him head while heās gaming with Kyojuro and Sanemi, or does he go afk (away from keyboard) to bend you over the bed and fuck you between rounds? š¤ On that note, he prefers receiving, primarily because itās easier for you to randomly suck his dick than it is for him to randomly perform cunnilingus. 11/10 has calender anniversary reminders for all the various places youāve blown him i.e. 1/27 Bar Bathroom Blowjob š»; 4/19 Changing Room Blowjob š; 10/31 Halloween Party Blowjob š. Besides blowjobs and cunnilingus, heās a sorry sap for making out (when he supports the back of your head/neck and kisses you deeply UNF) and pinching your nipples until youāre begging him to play nice.
Goofy? their sense of humor
Ever seen movie/tv show bloopers where actors laugh while trying to film a serious/sad/etc scene? Thatās Tengen during sex. He isnāt consciously silly, but his intensity/somewhat domineering attitude occasionally misses the mark. To his credit, heās generally aware of your mood and what the ~vibe is, but sometimes all he wants to do is spank youāāCan you be good for me? Can you count? From one to ten, can you count out your punishment?āāand all you end up doing is giggling and sassing off: āCan I count from one to ten? Why, yes, yes I can!!!!!ā *cue unstifled laughter* š¤Ŗ
Hair? pubes maintenance
Short of zero maintenance, Tengen has next to no preference about his pubic hair. If you want him clean shaven? Heāll do his best (shaving his balls only scares him ~a tad). If you appreciate ~some hair? Heāll literally have you sit on the bathtub beside him while he grooms, and rely on you to tell him when to stop. And if you also have next to no preference? He falls into a monthly trim routine.
Intimacy? their degree of intimacy
Sex with Tengen tends to lack toe curling intimacy. Your toes will certainly curl for other reasons, but he isnāt really a stare-into-my-eyes-as-I-whisper-sweet-nothings lover; heās a, āLook at me while I fuck your pretty cunt,ā firm thumb lifting up your chin, āI said look at me,ā fucker. If you ask for more intimate sex, then heāll certainly try his best, but all it takes is a few clenches of your walls around his cockāyour eyes rolling backward, soft whine pushed from your chest, as he buries himself balls deepāfor him to dissolve into his usual demanding demeanor.
Jack Off? masturbation
Including Hina, Makio, and Suma, he hardly ever masturbates. Sex isnāt a givenāhe doesnāt take anyone for granted, nor assume that someoneāll be available whenever heās hornyābut he doesnāt want any of you to feel rejected or neglected either. Itās a careful balance between respecting his right to privacy and personal time, as well as him not constantly declining sex because, āOops, I already masturbated today.ā Excluding Hina, Makio, and Suma, he tends to masturbate/initiate sex more days a week than not. If you arenāt in the mood, then he still checks in that youāre alright with him satisfying his needs alone, because again: he cares more about you feeling desired and taken care of than he cares about immediately fulfilling his sexual urges. Heās less so asking permission to masturbate, and more so ensuring nobody feels left out.
Kink? ~specific turn ons
Tengen enjoys shibari, but only when thereās enough time for it to be artistic and sexual. Bondage satisfies him too, but thereās a distinct difference between tying your wrists and ankles to four corners of a bed versus having you kneel and move in front of him as he creates fluid, silky knots and patterns across your body. Both forms involve you trusting him to a degree that riles and soothes his desires to control and protect you, just as both forms typically end with him cumming in your pussy, hands clutching your hips as he trembles, feeling his slick squelch out from the fullness of his cock inside you, balls soon sticky and messy. However, shibari is more meditative and collaborativeāa mutual danceāwhereas bondage leans toward leading and followingāprecisely choreographed (and heās the choreographer). P.S. Heās definitely the type to own a sex swing. šµāš«
Location? where they prefer to have sex
When it comes to penetrative sex, Tengen prefers the bedroom (or living room) ā nothing like knowing thereāre solid walls to hold and fuck you against, as well as a soft and comfy bed (or couch) for less effortful/more creative positions ā the bed/couch provides cushioning for potential falling/mishaps when trying something new. But oral sex? Tengenās happy to receive a blowjob practically anywhere, anytime (so long as youāre comfortable). Heād much prefer he be caught with his pants down than you, and has likely had to laugh off one or two ~interruptions. š
Motivation? ~general turn ons
Modeling clothing and sleeping in his shirts! š You could model a winter coat and snow pants, and Tengen would still be eager to āfindā your breasts beneath the thick layers of polyester and fleece, as well as squeeze your now thoroughly padded ass. š¤Ŗ And if you model lingerie, swimwear, or anything remotely revealing? Heās 100% chugging water and fanning himself, legs parting as he not so subtly grabs his crotch, āI think we need to do a sit test before you buy those,ā while patting his thigh. Are some of his reactions exaggerated? Yeah. š But does he do it all to hype you up and because heās attracted to you? Also yeah. āŗļø On a different note, wear his clothing, and heāll immediately offer to let you keep it for forever. āWearing my shirt?ā he grins slyly. āMhm.ā āKeep it,ā he declares. Eyebrows raising, you tilt your head, āWhat?ā āI just want you to have sweet dreams!ā he winks. āAnd wearing your shirtā¦ā āWill obviously grant you sweet dreams.ā āSurrre,ā you drawl, arms crossing amusedly. āAaand youāre absolutely gorgeous.ā
No? turn offs
Unless itās with his cock, Tengen isnāt huge on breathplay. Light choking? Sure, if you ask nicely. But more serious breathplay? Heās just a little too informed about the dangers of cutting your brain off from oxygen to properly enjoy it. š
Oral? giver or receiver
Tengen prefers receiving oral sex, mostly because he canāt get over how stunning you look with his cock in your mouth. As beautiful as you lookāand feelācumming while his tongue flicks rapidly at your clit, it just isnāt the same from between your thighs; your head tilts backward, pretty eyes disappearing from view, legs suffocating him and his view. But you, tracing the tip of his cock with your glistening tongue, one hand shoved between your legs, the other clutching his thigh, struggling to balance bringing yourself to orgasm and coaxing shudders from him? That is a sight heāll never tire of.
Position? their favorite position(s)
For cumming in your pussy, Tengen adores having you on top. Make no mistakeāheās happy and able to do most of the work (grabbing your hips and thrusting upward into your cunt)āthereās just no better way to watch your tits bounce. Make him suck on your fingers before playing with your nipples, and heās liable to cum much sooner than anticipated. For cumming on your ass, Tengen doesnāt really care what position youāre in; heās focused on chasing his orgasm and keeping his thrusts as hard and precise as possible. If youāre on your back, then heāll simply flip you over when he needs to cum, impatiently waiting to paint a lil heart on your ass with his cum (he cums first, and then uses it as ~paint ā his swollen tipās the paintbrush).Ā
Quickie? a fan or not-a-fan
Tengen isnāt the hugest fan of quickies. He considers sex a privilege, an indulgence, an experience, and rushing it means less time to reach its potential. That being said, if heās in the mood and thereās only time for a quickie, then he wonāt hold offā he has the stamina to chase immediate gratification and enjoy his time (with you) ~later too. š
Risk? their risk tolerance
Despite his flashy persona, Tengen would rather partake in safe, ātameā sex than put his partner(s) at risk of bodily/emotional harm. Regarding himself, heās less reserved. In other words, if someoneās going to be caught with their pants down, then heād prefer it be himself than his partner(s). Even if you tell him, āGetting caught sucking someoneās dick can still be as embarrassing as getting caught having your dick sucked!ā heās unlikely to acknowledge his double standard ā youād really have to push to be the one undressing in a ~risky situation.
Stamina?
Tengen can go for hours, primarily because he can stave off cumming for hours. Sometimes you have to beg him to cum, as in, beg for him to cum, because your pussyās swollen and sore and the copious amounts of lube arenāt enough anymore. āTengen, please,ā you whimper, mouthing weakly at his neck, body folded sweaty and exhausted atop his chest. āWhat is it?ā he murmurs, only slightly breathless, slow thrusts continuing as he kneads your ass, āPlease what?ā āPlease cum,ā you groan, folds stinging from the relentless friction, āI swear if you donāt cum soon-ā Smirking, he rocks his hips sharply upward, eyes closing as he drawls, āThen what?ā āThen youāre pulling out and cumming in your fist.ā That changes his pace real quick ā best believe heās cumming in your pussy, or not at all. As for his actual refractory period, heās capable of multiple orgasms throughout the day, but the more he cums in a day, the more days heāll need to recharge afterwards. šŖ«
Toys?
Tengen may or may not dedicate a sizeable portion of his income to sex toys, especially factoring in Hina, Makio, and Suma. While he appreciates being called a Sex Godā¢ļø, heās a relatively humble god š, and is fine acknowledging the usefulness and efficiency of dildos, vibrators, etc. He definitely researches options of intrigue before buying, and only purchases well reputedā oftentimes more expensiveātoys. If any of you (āyouā being Hina, Makio, Suma, and you) request a custom dildo of his penis, then you bet heās making four of them!!!!! š Why would he squander the opportunity to watch all four of his partnersāall at the same timeāfuck themselves with ~his cock? š¤ If youāre into anal sex, then he might splurge even further and make eightā¦ because why would he squander the opportunity to watch all four of his partnersāall at the same timeāstuff all of their holes? Does this mean heād technically need twelve if weāre counting mouths as well?
Unfair? how they feel about teasing/being teased
Tengen loooves teasing, but isnāt fond of being teased himself. š¬ You can tease himāhe isnāt a jerk about it/wonāt promptly shut you downābut he will flip the tables sooner rather than later. Verbal banter goes over better with him than physical playfulness, because itās just too easy for him to manhandle you. If youāre dominant/switch leaning, then heāll occasionally relinquish his reins, but doing so absolutely requires lengthy discussion and upfront negotiation/explanation (of your needs) prior.
Volume?
Tengen murmurs lowly and grunts loudly; a combination of seductive, filthy, and sometimes nonsensical dirty talk + guttural, staggered noises as he nears his climax. If heās cumming multiple times in a day, then heās definitely shouting, āFuck, fuck, fuckfuck, FUUUUUCK!!!!!ā by his last orgasm ā similar to shouting through a difficult part of a workout, because cumming multiple times in a day is š®āšØ.
Wild Card?
Tengenās contemplated getting his dick pierced more than once, but hasnāt followed through with it because heās afraid of the pain. Donāt get him wrong!!! š Heās tough!!!!! š” Just not that kind of tough. š«
X-ray?
A show-er for sure, almost 8 inches when fully erect, and as thick as youād expect (very). Proper preparation and lube are generally a mustāanother reason Tengen isnāt super into quickiesābut heās fairly straight with minimal veins, aka no wicked curves or texture that require further adjustment. The head of his cock is relatively small, so getting through the initial squeeze and fullness isnāt the hardest part; itās a ~journey all the way down to his balls. š¤
Yearning? sex drive
Goes through periods of initiating sex every other day to not feeling anything in particular about sex for like, a week. With four wives, that neutral period is important for resetting himself and getting shit done ā taking care of himself + four partners sexually can take up a lot of time! Of course, you can obviously pleasure yourself + each other too (permutations, math, 5 numbers), and heās more than content to watchāor hear about it laterāwhen heās not quite up for participating himself.
Zzz?
Instead of crashing immediately after sex, Tengen crashes immediately following aftercare. He has plenty of energy to go ~overboard with aftercare, and precisely no energy once he knows youāre both comfortably grounded and sated (if you let him, then he will cook you that three course meal mentioned in Aftercare, and he will start nodding off at the dining table once youāve taken your last bite š„±). Heās pretty indifferent about how you sleep after sex; just donāt roll over to the complete opposite side of the bed without even a pinky toe or finger touching him š„² ā heāll fall asleep thinking heās upset you, but too tired to actually ask. š„ŗš“
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Overture: 1 (EP) / Preliminary release for the upcoming LP "Surface to Air" (Releases on September 11th)
Listen on Spotify here: Overture: 1 by Jet Le Parti
EP: Overture: 1
Genre: experimental, ambient, neoclassical, techno, liminal, tape
By: Jet Le Parti
Album Artwork: L.S. Toy
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This tournament is being run by and for queer fans so please keep that in mind! Homophobes will be blocked on sight <3 More polls here and more info here! Lyrics for the songs and FAQ under the cut!
Innocent lyrics
I guess you really did it this time
Left yourself in your warpath
Lost your balance on a tightrope
Lost your mind tryin' to get it back
Wasn't it easier in your lunchbox days?
Always a bigger bed to crawl into
Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything
And everybody believed in you?
It's alright, just wait and see
Your string of lights is still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not where you've been
You're still an innocent
You're still an innocent
Did some things you can't speak of
But at night you live it all again
You wouldn't be shattered on the floor now
If only you had seen what you know now then
Wasn't it easier in your firefly-catchin' days?
When everything out of reach
Someone bigger brought down to you
Wasn't it beautiful runnin' wild 'til you fell asleep
Before the monsters caught up to you?
It's alright, just wait and see
Your string of lights is still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not what you've been
You're still an innocent
It's okay, life is a tough crowd
32, and still growin' up now
Who you are is not what you did
You're still an innocent
Time turns flames to embers
You'll have new Septembers
Every one of us has messed up too
Lives change like the weather
I hope you remember
Today is never too late to be brand new
It's alright, just wait and see
Your string of lights is still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not what you've been
You're still an innocent
It's okay, life is a tough crowd
32, and still growin' up now
Who you are is not what you did
You're still an innocent
You're still an innocent
Lost your balance on a tightrope
It's never too late to get it back
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Electric Touch lyrics
Just breathe, just relax, it'll be okay
Just an hour 'til your car's in the driveway
Just the first time ever hangin' out with you tonight
I've got my money on things goin' badly
Got a history of stories ending sadly
Still hoping that the fire won't burn me
Just one time, just one time
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
I've been left in the rain lost and pining
I'm tryin' hard not to look like I'm trying
'Cause every time I tried hard for love, it fell apart (Woah)
I've gotten used to no one callin' my phone
I've grown accustomed to sleepin' alone
Still, I know that all it takes is to get it right
Just one time, just one time
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
I was thinking just one time (Just one time)
Maybe the stars align (Just one time)
And maybe I call you mine
And you won't need space
Or string me along while you decide
And just one time (Just one time)
Maybe the moment's right (The moment's right)
It's 8:05 and I see two headlights
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch (Ooh)
All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life
Got a feelin' your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life (Life)
And I want you now, wanna need you forever
In the heat of your electric touch, mmm
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Harrison Gray Main Story: Chapter 5
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ā„ļ½„ā¢ Warnings and FAQ
The sky was clear the day after I walked along the river Thames with Harrison.
Victor: Let me lay out the blanketā¦ there. Come on, sit here, Kate.
Victor: Ellis over there. Elbert next to Kate. Mm-hmm, good.
Victor: Alrighty. Allow me to show you my specially prepared picnic lunch right away. Taa-daa!
Kate: Wow!
(Amazing. There's roasted lamb, spinach quiche, andā¦ too many dishes to count.)
Victor had the sudden idea to have a picnic in the garden, so there we were.
The picnic was hosted by Victor himself, and the attendees were Ellis, Elbert, and me.
Although Ellis and Elbert were practically kidnapped by Victor to attendā¦
They allowed themselves to be easily swept along without resisting, making them easy targets for the pushy Queenās Aide.
Ellis: So this is why I saw you walking around with large bags last night. I thought you had humans stuffed inside them.
Victor: Haha, no way! My motto is to not ask the servants for help with things I can do by myself.
(Hmā¦ the conversation is getting rather ominous, but letās not pay attention to that.)
Victor: Well then, let us all put out hands together. Hey, Ellis. You haven't said āthank you for the mealā yet.
Ellis: Thank you for the meal. ā¦ Nom, nom.
Victor: Mmm, my youngest is so adorable. That's enough, Elbert. You can admire the butterflies later.
Elbert: ā¦ Okay.
The sunlight shining gently on the three beautiful faces made the scene before me look like a painting.
Victor: Sorry, Kate. Come, you should eat up too. There's plenty of food to go around.
Kate: Thank you, Victor. I shall take up your offer.
(Wowā¦ this is delicious.)
Meals were usually prepared by the castleās servants and they were always delicious, but Iāve never had anything that tasted as exquisite as Victorās packed lunch.
(As expected of the Queenās Aide. He can do anything better than anyone else.)
While I was admiring him, I felt a light tap on my right shoulder.
(...?)
Elbert: ā¦ Is this rock beautiful?
Elbert picked up an ordinary looking pebble with his beautiful fingers.
(Umā¦)
Kate: Rightā¦ it looks like an ordinary pebble to me.
Kate: But if you think itās beautiful, then perhaps it is?
Elbert: ā¦ Iām not reliable when it comes to determining somethingās beauty.
(Did I make him feel dejected?)
I started to panic, and this time I felt a tap on my left shoulder.
(...?)
Ellis: Here, biscuit with blueberry jam. Itās my favourite food, so I thought you might like it too.
Kate: ā¦? Thanks?
Ellis: ā¦ Mm, youāre welcome.
Victor: Come on now, letās not bother Kate too much. Todayās picnic is a celebration for her, you know.
Kate: A celebration? My birthday is still quite far away, thoughā¦
Victor: Itās to celebrate you beating Harrison in his own game. You were given the āOKā to stay by his side, no?
I realised that he planned this gathering after knowing the results of my game with Harrison.
Kate: Yes, thatās right. Although, I think that Harrison was reluctant to agree to it.
Victor: Reluctantly agreeing is alright too. I believe this is still much better than completely not having any type of relationship with him.
Victor: As long as youāre not at 0, it can turn into a 1 or even a 100.
(1 or 100, huh. Yeah, that's right.)
In my fairytale report, I wrote that Harrison ānever leaves people in the lurchā and that his fox curse caused him to get distracted whenever there's someone next to him.
(I still donāt know much. I want to know more about Harrison.)
Kate: Itād be nice if Harrison were hereā¦
Harrison: What, did you call for me?
Kate: AHH!
I turned to look in the direction of that voice, and saw Harrison standing there languidly with an aloof smile.
Victor: Wow! This is the first time youāve ever shown up at a picnic. What on earth is going on?
Ellis: I invited him.
Victor: You?
Ellis: ā¦ Yeah. Kate, you talk to Harrison often, donāt you?
Ellis: I thought itād make you happy if Harrisonās here.
Ellisā eyes contained a deep and dark glint.
Ellis: Hey. How happy are you right nowā¦?
Kate: Happy? Uhā¦
Harrison: Yeah, yeah. No need to take this guyās questions seriously.
Harrison: Scoot over, Ellis. I want to sit here.
Harrison sat next to me, our shoulders touching.
Ignoring the main dishes, Harrison went straight for the dessert and started stuffing himself.
Victor: Harrison, these are my specially made muffins. I used plenty of butter and whipped creamā
Harrison: The person who made them doesn't matter. Whatās important is whether they taste good.
Victor: You are so cold! But I love that about you too.
(... I see. Harrisonās only here for the sweets.)
(But why am I feeling disappointed?)
Harrison: Hey.
Harrison stopped eating and peered into my face while sitting next to me.
Harrison: Are you disappointed that Iām not here for you?
I was startled by his words that sounded like he read my mind.
(Heās probably popular because of how casually he just says such things, but Iām not falling for any of his tricks.)
I believed that I had learned my lesson very well, after being lied to and teased on multiple occasions.
Kate: Iād never feel disappointed over such a thing.
Harrison: Hmm.
Harrison: ā¦ Seriously, youāre terrible at lying.
Harrison chuckled and said āthank you for the mealā before standing up.
Ellis: Where are you going?
Harrison: Work.
(Is he going for a mission? But why during daytime?)
As I wondered about it, Victorās beautiful lips lifted into a gentle smile.
Victor: Outside of carrying out Her Majestyās orders, the members of Crown are allowed to have their own occupations as well.
Victor: For example, William and Elbert are nobles, so they govern their territories and manage their assets. Ah, if Iām not mistaken, Ellis isā¦
Ellis: Iām an assistant in Judeās trading company. Basically, Iām like an errand runner.
Victor: And Harrison works as a proofreader for a publishing company.
Kate: What does he do as a proofreader?
Harrison: I help writers during the process before their work is published, doing things such as checking for typing errors and plot holes.
Harrison: Recently Iāve been working together with writers to brainstorm for tricks to be used in their mystery novels.
Kate: Wowā¦ your existence must be very reassuring to writers.
Harrison: Thatās outside of my job scope as a proofreader. Anyway, Iām going out to gather reference materials today.
If I learnt more about what Harrison did outside the castle, I might discover new things about him.
Kate: Um, Harrison. If youāre alright with it, can I accompany you to work?
Harrison: As long as you donāt bother me. Do as you please.
Kate: Thank you so much!
ā¦
To look for the reference materials Harrison wanted, we visited a bookstore in Leadenhall Market.
Harrison: ā¦ Yeah, this oneās good. Hm? This too.
Harrison's mint coloured eyes sparkled with joy as he picked up a few books one after another.
Then, he turned his eyes to meā¦
Harrison: Hey, do you read books?
Kate: I think I kind of enjoy reading. Being in a bookstore is making me excited.
Harrison: Yeah. I get that feeling.
Kate: You must really love books to even have a job related to them.
Harrison: I wouldn't say that I love them, but they've always been a presence in my life.
Harrison: My father was a police officer, and my mother was a teacher. They were always at work, so I spent my childhood reading books on my own.
Harrison: Ah.
(...?)
Harrison: A new book by Arthur Conan Doyle. Wow, he released a new book again.
Harrison picked up a book and looked at it with interest.
Kate: Are you a fan of this authorās works?
Harrison: Yeah. Iām a fan of mystery novels in general, but I didn't like this author right from the start.
Harrison: There was this one line that made him my favourite author.
Kate: What is itā¦?
Harrison: āWhen you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truthā.
Harrison: I canāt really explain it very wellā¦ I just think itās a good line.
Harrison looked brilliant while talking to me about the things he likes.
The darkness that once reflected in Harrisonās eyes seemed to have vanished, and they were now shining brightly like sunlight.
(... Harrison is definitely not lying this time.)
As he spoke, it felt like I was seeing his true feelings. My lips naturally relaxed, but I tried to hide my smile.
I didn't want to spoil the moment, I wanted to listen to him voice his true feelings for as long as possibleā¦
I desperately tried to act calm while sitting next to Harrison.
ā¦
After visiting a few bookstores, the sun was already setting.
(He went to so many bookstores to look for reference material for writingā¦)
The shadows of Harrison and I carrying bags filled with books, stretched out on the ground.
Walking slightly behind me again today, Harrisonās muttering melted away into the sunset.
Harrison: ā¦ Iām glad you came with me today, you know.
I turned and looked back at him, feeling surprised by the unexpected words.
Under the crimson sky, Harrison gazed at me and his lips lifted into a smile.
Harrison: Because I have an extra pair of hands to help me carry bags.
Kate: ā¦ I figured. It is my honour to be of service.
Harrison: Donāt sulk. I told you that your smile is not bad, didn't I?
Despite our bickering, I knew deep down that he didn't mean it.
The books in the bag Harrison was carrying were much heavier than mine.
(He can be mean sometimes, not all the time. As usual, I canāt read him at all.)
It felt like I was solving a mystery.
As a fairytale writer, I started desperately trying to solve a mystery called āHarrisonā.
ā¦
Harrison: Liam. Are you not going to drink that strawberry milk? Give it to me, then.
Liam: Sure. Woah, youāre adding way too much sugar, Harry. Ugh, Just looking at it is enough to give me heartburn.
Harrison: Mm, delicious.
He was a huge fan of sweet food, and especially strawberry milk.
ā¦
Jude: Youāre reading a mystery novel again. Do you never get tired of them?
Harrison: I always end up reading what I like. Next time, lend me the book youāre reading.
Jude: If you pay for it.
Reading was his hobby, he especially enjoyed mystery novels.
ā¦
Victor: And now, I shall show you a magic trick that will shock the entire world.
Liam: Wowā *clapping* Good luck, Victor.
Victor: Believe it or not, from this empty bag, Iā
Harrison: Youāre going to make it look like a dove, but pull out a piglet instead.
Victor: What was that for!?
Harrison: Who knows?
He was especially great at seeing through the tricks in Victorās magic tricks.
And thenā¦
ā¦
(William told me to wake Harrison upā¦)
I knocked repeatedly on his room door, but there was no response.
(Oh, the door is slightly open. ā¦ It should fine for me to go inside, I guess.)
I went into his room.
āŖ Setting: Harrisonās bedroom ā«
In the clean room, Harrison lay asleep on the pure white sheets on his bed.
(... This is the first time Iām seeing him look so defenceless. He looks much more youthful with his eyes closed.)
(W-What am I staring for? I have to hurry and wake him upā)
Harrison: Youāre going to stare a hole into me if you keep that up.
Kate: Were you awake the entire time!?
Harrison: You thought I was asleep, so you stood there staring at me?
Harrison: ā¦ āWhatā were you trying to do by staring so hard at me?
Kate: Nothing in particular!
Harrison: Hmm?
He was also good at making my heart go crazy.
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