#mk oc iduna

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MK OC Randomness 3

(I'm just gonna combine the Black Dragon moments in here too. so woo! bonus content)

Michiko: *kicks open the doors to her "father's" chambers* We need to talk!

Old Lin Kuei Grandmaster: *looking up from his paperwork* Is this about the mar-

Michiko: "Is ThIs AbOuT tHe MaR-" Yes this about the fucking marriage arrangement!

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Kabal: Let's make the house look good for mom.

5 year-old Kamden: She doesn't care how things look.

Kabal: Why do you say that?

5yo Kamden: She married you.

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Kano: If you don't buckle down and do your work, you'll end up at McDonalds!

Kid Ash: We going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Kano: NO-

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Yamato: You get $100,000,000 if you play this, but a 100,000,000 people will die-

Seth: *takes the kazoo and plays it*

Yamato: SETH NO-

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Seth: It's kind of muggy out today.

Illythia: If I go outside and see all our coffee mugs out on the front lawn, you boys are dead.

Yamato: *sipping coffee from a bowl*

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Reiko: *has tape over his mouth*

Nozomi: I told him it was my kink, but really I just wanted him to shut up.

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Melantha: I have feelings for you.

Hotaru: *hopeful* You do?

Melantha: Yeah. I feel like you should give me back my fucking diary!

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Kristy: Fuck!

Kano: Where did you hear that!?

Klaudia: Yeah where the fuck did you hear that?

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Klaudia, carrying boxes: Hey can you get my phone out of my back pocket for me?

Kano: What's in it for me?

Klaudia: A chance to touch my ass.

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Illythia: Yamato, you're in charge while I'm away!

Yamato: I'm your guy!

Illythia: Just don't do anything stupid.

Yamato: I'm kind of your guy...

Illythia: And don't let Seth get into trouble.

Yamato: You need a new guy.

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Quan Chi: *panicking* What do I do if Fuyuka kisses me?

Iduna: *rolling her eyes* Just kiss her back.

Quan Chi: Ok!

Quan Chi: ... but why her back?

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Quan Chi and Fuyuka: *looking lovingly into each other's eyes*

Iduna: *pops open a bottle from her stash*

Quan Chi: we're having a moment!

Iduna: And I'm having elixir.

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Terra: Hey I need some advice!

Ayeka: Be kind to yourself and others.

Megumi: Now, the Red Dragon don't want you knowing this, but the snakes in their lab are free. You can take them home.

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Sektor: I'm a wanted man!

Michiko: That's impossible. You weren't even wanted as a child.

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Seth, walking in and laying his head in Illythia's lap: sister tell me I'm pretty.

Illythia, laying her head on his cheek and staring lovingly: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Kronika and The One Being: This is not how we raised you!

Disrupted Fuyuka: Funny, I didn't think you two raised me at all.

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Fuyuka: *rubbing her temples* How in the realms did you two idiots become Elder Gods?

Cetrion: Hey!

Shinnok: Watch your language young Goddess! You can't call us idiots!

Fuyuka: Yes I can! I am the Goddess of Knowledge, and I diagnose you with stupid! *throws a book at them*

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Michiko: *thinking about the feelings she has for Reiki that she's not supposed to have* Everything is under control.

Sektor, narrating like a smart ass: Everything was not under control.

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Flamus: Hey Charu are you ok?

Charu: Yeah why do you ask?

Flamus: Oh no reason. You just look a little...green! :D

Charu: ...

Flamus: ...

Charu: Get out.

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Nyx: You're blocking the view!

Reptile: I AM the view!

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Reptile: We had a bonding moment! I cuddles you in my armssss!

Nyx: Nope! Don't remember! Didn't happen!

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Reptile: *hisses*

Nyx: *screeches*

Zyta: Wha-

Ermac: Shh. They're communicating

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Ermac: We noticed you were passed out in the Marketplace.

Zyta: And you didn't leave me there!?

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Harmonia: How much am I going to hate this plan?

Amara: On a scale of 1-10? About a 27.

Harmonia: Perfect.

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Tanya: So are you in love with Motaro or Meat?

Shariah: *sweats nervously* Neither of them!

Skarlet: Then why do you keep writing S+M on everything?

Shairah: It stands for Sword and Mace!

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