#mitsu babbles

[swiftmitsu]

guys.

the Killer hyper fixation is back.

and it’s stronger than ever.

prepare for a lot of Killer drawings.

[mitsuyeaah]

missed me?

[mitsuology]

sanzu “my girl can wear whatever she wants cause you’re just staring and i’m hitting that” haruchiyo 🧎🏻‍♀️

[swiftmitsu]

let us all hold hands, and let me offer hugs to those that want/need it.

let’s make it through this tough time together as one. 💛

UTMV lads anybody wanna hold hands at this trying time?

[nocandnc]

Stunk/Meidri: 17, 23 Zel/Mitsue: 9, 26

Hi there, sorry for the wait - here are my answers to your picks for the Important OTP Questions Ask!

Stunk/Meidri

17) Who is more protective? Stunk for sure. He likes to pester her but if another customer tried getting handsy or even violent, he’d be first in line to take them outside. That being said, Meidri is pretty capable of taking care of herself!

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Stunk knows very well that Meidri’s too good for him, choosing only the most obnoxious of pickup lines to pass his flirting off as a joke. He’s secretly terrified she’d reject him if he got serious. In that sense, Stunk is pretty afraid of losing her - but Meidri’s just afraid of losing him. Whenever he’s away on long missions she worries and worries, even though she knows he’s probably just taking the scenic route through some brothel town or another. When they finally get together the pair experiences ups and downs on both ends. Stunk is trying to shape up but it’s always one step forward, two steps back. Meidri has zero relationship experience and can’t help falling back on their old comedic violence routine despite how unhealthy it is. But they’re both earnest about staying together and always let each other know it.

Zel/Mitsue

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Zel, definitely. He can’t resist chattering on about whatever weird scenarios his brain comes up with even if it means waking her up - they can just sleep in later, right!? I don’t think Zel would have many nightmares but he’d probably have trouble sleeping when he can’t stop thinking, so getting Mistue to sing him to sleep while using her lap as a pillow is the best. If Mistue has a nightmare she won’t be able to sleep properly until Zel’s holding her, even if it means waiting a few days for his next visit.

26) Who kissed first? Mitsue. Kissing isn’t forbidden at succu-girl joints, but it’s not exactly common given how most customers prefer jumping straight to the main service right away. Zel’s visits on the other hand were always very leisurely - filled with playful flirting and casual conversation. Overwhelmed by how charming her favorite customer was, she couldn’t resist interrupting him with a kiss mid-sentence.

[dead-boys-club]

† notes : shiba hakkai.

warnings: none beta’d: nope a/n: ft. aggressive yuzuha and mitsu ( bc, i couldn’t think of a setting. ). for this request. kinda want to make a pt. 2 with said date.

'So, are you ever going to say something him or what? It's honestly getting annoying watching you two shuffle around each other.'

Yuzuha's words caught you off guard and briefly, you hoped maybe they were directed at Mitsuya. Needless to say, your hopes were crushed when you noticed her gaze on you, eyebrow raised and waiting. The warm that rushed to your features came nauseatingly fast and maybe you would rather talk about anything else in the world.

'It's kind of hard to talk to someone that acts like you aren't there when you try to talk to them,' you answered with a nervous chuckle, 'I can't even look him in the eye.. let alone speak to him half the time.' It sounded pathetic, even to you, how much trouble it was just to speak to someone. You deflated a little, overthinking just a tad.

'That's not completely true.'

Looking up, you blinked towards Mitsuya as he decided to join the conversation: it was a surprise he'd even heard a single word.

'Do you remember last year at the zoo? You both talked all day and I don't think either of you realized it. Positive he didn't. You guys talk when you're distracted and don't actually realize you're talking.' The smile he sent felt almost teasing and you thought back, blinking a few times. He was right. His sisters had dragged him ahead, leaving you to ramble about the animals with Hakkai without noticing.

Bringing your hands to your face, you sighed and slouched, resting your forehead against the counter. What were you supposed to do? If you approached him head on about it, you'd be met with silence.

Lost in thought, you felt something poke the side of your head and sat up to look at what it was. Yuzuha had been nudging you with a piece of paper, holding a pen out with the other hand. 'Here. Just let it out on here, what you'd say to him and all. Practice it.' Being naive, you didn't find anything malicious in her offer and took the offered tools.

You began writing, being honest and sharing the thoughts you'd never be able to get out verbally. The blonde lingered over your shoulder, reading the words no doubt, probably forming some type of plan. You tried not to think about that, none the wiser to the fact she already had one.

The note was almost done when the blue haired male returned, joining everyone in the kitchen with a few groceries he'd been sent out for. He'd found himself in the middle of a conversation with Mitsuya by the time you wrote the final letter, beaming and reading over it.

You were fine, content to share your thoughts and wondering if you'd be asked to burn it or something, like those exorcizes you'd seen.

But no. The world was not on your side for that.

Yuzuha snatched the letter from your hands and folded it in half, offering you a fox like grin. You could barely move due to the shock, eyes wide: if it were possible, you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole. She mumbled something along the lines of thanking her later before passing the letter off to her very confused brother. Mitsuya visibly didn't approve of the seemingly forced confession but kept his comments to himself, returning to his task as the room fell painfully silent.

Time felt like it was crawling and soon enough, you were trying to gather your things and babble out an excuse to leave. It only really resulted in you dropping your books and stumbling, flustered and barely knowing left from right. Yuzuha leaned against the wall, smug while she watched the scene unfold. It almost made you cry, if you were honest, but you couldn't bare to embarrass yourself any further.

Before you could actually move to pick everything up, it was being held out to you, Hakkai having gotten it while you were gathering your composure. He looked just as flustered and a little freaked out but that was almost normal. For the first time, however, he was actually looking at you.

'I, uh..' He was struggling with his words, helping you collect the rest of your spilled things, now trying to avoid eye contact. 'I feel the same,' he got out with a clearing of his throat.

Just like that, it felt like the world was spinning.

'You.. do?' You no longer cared about the study supplies, haphazardly shoving everything in your bag, which you'd end up regretting later, but there were more serious matters at hand. 'Then.. would you, maybe..'

'Jesus, just go on a date already!'

You both flinched at the demand, laughter following at how agitated Yuzuha had become just watching but it was out of good intentions.

Hakkai's eyebrows pulled together and he shifted his weight, ignoring how he could feel his sister's gaze practically burning holes in his back. 'You wanna go for a walk..? Out of here,' he gestured around before offering a slightly trembling hand; anything to get out from under the nerve wrecking stares. You simply nodded and took the offer, butterflies going mad as he lead you from the kitchen and out of the house.

The walk started off quiet and awkward, what you'd expect but it quickly perked up at a very simple suggestion:

'Would you, I don't know, like to go to the zoo for our first date?'

[bimsha]

When They Are Drunk ft.TR

Mikey:

He won’t leave the bar or if you two are drinking at home he’ll just keep drinking more. He’s the type that just won’t admit he’s drunk and would go unseeming lengths to prove he’s not a lightweight. He would also go from Toman’s leader to a person with one single brain cell.

Draken: *walking into the bar after you called* Let’s take him home

You: Thank you for coming *sighs*

Draken: No worries, Mikey let’s go home

Mikey: *twirling around in the bar stool* WheeeeI go round and round, give me one more!

Draken: *drags him out*

Mikey: NOOO THE ROUND CHAIRRRR

Chifuyu:

Clingy Drunk. He gets really clingy like a baby Koala when he’s drunk. He would hug your arm and just sit there on the couch with you whole night babbling stuff. He would also try to get your attention with everything and when you need to get some water he’d just follow you to the kitchen and sit beside you till you finish drinking. He likes to cuddle a lot when he’s drunk. Specially with you and your pets.

Chifuyu: Come here you little mister cookie, I’ll cuddle you

You: *looking at him cuddling your cat* Just how much did you drink?

Chifuyu: Come here I’ll cuddle you too

(Cuddle night and passing out with him <33)

Mitsuya:

He rarely gets drunk because he has the responsibility of his sisters but when he does, he’s quiet. You can see the difference from his sloppy mistake. Like walking to the bathroom when he actually wants to get to the kitchen.

Mitsuya: Y/n I can’t find the water

You: I- That’s a bathroom Mitsu *sighhh*

Ran:

You’ll never know when this man is drunk or not. He has great control over alcohol but when he really is, he’d just pin you to the wall and first start complimenting you and eventually it would end up in the bed. (Well, I’ll stop here cuz my blog is family friendly <3) Him getting drunk is very rare though.

You: *pinned against a wall* Uh.. Ran?

Ran: *grins with his eyes gleaming* Now look at you, looking all stunning and (BEEP)

Baji:

Reckless drunk. He takes a few shots and imagines himself as the hero of the town and starts being even more reckless. He really liked to roleplay and when he’s drunk it’s a whole new show to everyone. Normally you are the princess he needs to save and the rest of the Toman become the enemy platoon. He tried to jump off a building one time trying to prove he can fly with his Superman cape when it’s really nothing but the Toman jacket

Baji: *holding an empty can of beer* I have come to save my princess

Mikey: What the fuck is that?

Baji: Smoke bomb *throws it at them and grabs your hand running away

Kazutora:

Emotional drunk, period. He’d get really emotional and open when he’s drunk. Specially if it’s you he’d be like an open book. It’s an emotional rollercoaster with him. But it makes you fall for him even more. He usually forgets what he said the previous night but you don’t remind him either. Better to start the day with happy thoughts

Kazu: Listen Y/n-

You: Yeah?

Kazu: It all started when I was born-

Izana:

Philosophical drunk. Believe me or not you can attain enlightenment when you are sitting beside him when he’s drunk. This man starts to question life and death and starts telling you about all the negative and positive facts in life. Actually, a crowd always gathers if you two are in a bar because he’s that persuasive and eloquent.

Izana: Okay but, what are we doing with our lives? We need to be understanding and happy. This world is a mess

You: *sipping another drink* Same

Izana: We should help eachother

You: Same

Izana: Stop saying same

You: *raise your glass* SAME

Inui:

He forgets you. I said what I said. He’s the type who would forget everything in the world when he’s drunk. Forgetful drunk. At some point he’d come and ask you out not having a clue that you two are already together. And the next moment, this man forgets it and starts rating all the guys and girls around and no one ever gets five stars because it’s always you.

Inui: That one is 3 and half stars

You: Nah, I’d give five stars

Inui: *hicups* Nah Nah, I think you would get five stars. Wanna go out with me?

You: WTF

Koko:

Pick Up Line Master. Flirty Drunk. You name it. He’d start dropping compliments out of nowhere and starts flirting with you every time he gets the chance. At some point, this man would throw cringy pickup lines at everyone taking the attention of half of them and would try to thrive on that popularity of cringy pickup lines.

Koko: *out of money to get another drink* Oh

You: Let’s go home now, we’re done here

Koko: *looks at the bartender with a sloppy grin*

You: Oh no

Koko: Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest *winks*

You:

The people:

World:

God:

Bartender: *looking at you dead in the eye* Miss, please take him home.

Rindo:

He wont stop dancing. He’s mostly a stoic guy and if you want to see Rindo dance and speak dead languages like a pro, get him drunk. You don’t get what he’s saying half the time but he gets really romantic when he's drunk. He’d dance with you the whole night and then dance again if he can. (For this reason he rarely get himself drunk in front of people except you. So if you ain’t his girlfriend, there’s only a pretty slim chance you’re seeing him drunk)

Rindo: Y/n, let’s dance~

You: *tired* But we just stopped

Rindo: But- *you cant understand the rest*

Bonus:

Sanzu:

Angry drunk/ Possessive drunk. Don’t piss this man off when he’s drunk. He’d do anything, I mean anything to make sure you paid the price. The only one whom he listens to is you of course. He’d hold your hand and look around possessively to see anyone who’s trying to make eye contact with you. He gets really protective and hisses like a kitten whenever someone passes by.

Sanzu: *snuggles at your hand, glaring at another person* Stop looking at her

You: *patting his head* There there, all good, I’m yours

Sanzu: ISTG if that asshole doesn’t stop looking at you I’m gonna break that fucking neck

[swiftmitsu]

WHOA, i dont know you tooo well, but to me it seems pretty on point >:O

this quiz Could Not get me right, i even did it multiple times, this was the closest...... 😭😭

if you knew me, i have a memory of a GOLDFISH.

ALSO JOCKS?? im a hermit that lives in a dark room

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

[starswornoaths]

9, 10, and 29 for the fic writer asks?

I’ma stick it under the cut bc I just get so rambly omg??? Thank you for the ask, I’m sorry for the wall of text jakfghdrkgdfjlh

9. Which fic has been the hardest to write? 

God, there’s been multiple.

I’ve got Serella and Aymeric’s post 5.3 reunion to write, which I have stubbornly clung to them getting two reunions because I’m being a self indulgent goob about it, and I’m just so stuck on how I want to transition between the two scenes.

furthermore, the sequel to their reunion. I’m still debating on whether I should just make it part of the reunion fic, or have it be it’s own immediate sequel to the next day. I think a lot of my uncertainty with the structuring is what’s really keeping me from finishing these two in particular.

I’m struggling with a lot of other drafts- starting the Heresy AU in particular, and adding more of the connective tissue for ARR/HW for Serella’s story, but I think because I’m stuck on the more “time sensitive” fics mentioned above, it’s more or less The Big Block that’s stopping everything else.

Also, just. Writing about Shadowbringers era Serella is really hard, generally speaking? She’s so obstinately a martyr, and while it’s draining to write her so desperate to be the one that takes all the hurt while simultaneously feeling isolated and generally neutral about her existence, there’s also a weird catharsis to it? Like I’m working out a Big Muscle Knot, and it’s great after I really work it out, but working it out feels awful and I can only handle so much of it at any one point? Does that make sense? I’m probably babbling, I apologize asjhdfksdlgdfjkg

10. Which fic has been the easiest to write?

Oh, without a doubt, “A Promise Made, A Promise Kept”.

As the 1/3 part of that link’s title suggests, the biggest problem with that fic was stopping. It felt like I was cramming as many little self indulgent moments as I possibly could into that fic. It’s one of the few of my own works that I’ll go back to sometimes, just because I remember that feeling of how hype I was while writing it.

29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose? 

Oh god, what a question aksjdhksldfgl

I really need to get better at leaving comments on fics I read. I forget to every time because most of my fic reading happens either before I fall asleep or on my commute to/from work. Rather than take the vain route of wanting to take agency from the authors and “write it myself,” let me instead boost fics I would love to see continued/stories progressed, that I keep forgetting to leave comments on ajdfghkdsg

“The Black Wolf” by @usagi-mitsu

seriously, Usagi’s got a special talent for taking characters I might otherwise be ambivalent to in canon, and writing them in sympathetic ways that feel more true to what the writers had wanted out of that character versus what we got. Her Garlean Drabbles series is incredible, I can’t recommend it enough!

literally anything @lumikatdraws writes, I always want to see more of.

not to completely brown nose, but you also had an Aymeric heat fic that was incredible and I’d love to see more of that universe bc I like the concept of Ishgardians having to just generally deal with Dragon Things Sometimes that they never thought might be dragon things, that fascinates and tickles me endlessly!

[lune1004]

i know im late but hbd oiks!!!! this is something i’ve been wanting to write for a while now, but i tweaked quite a bit bc i kinda want to write some of the idea into a full length fic some time later. also, this is also in hinata’s pov, sth i decided on the last minute.  

title: pretty young thing

summary: kageyama has been real acting weird lately. hinata just wants to know why. 

you could also read them on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/19895578

hinata doesn’t know how he knows, he just does. he doesn’t even know why he even he thought of it in the first place. it irritates him that he doesn’t even know what exactly is going on but he knows this: kageyama has been weird lately.

“how weird, hinata-kun?”

yachi enquires whilst bringing her drink, strawberry latte, to her lips. yachi has always liked sweet stuffs, hinata notes. they’re gathered in a quaint café in town, just after everyone has finished their lectures. it’s only him and kageyama that go to the same university, under sports scholarship. the rest of them are pursuing different majors in different universities. still, they make it a point to meet at least once a week to catch up. it was hinata who brought it up first, antsy of not knowing what the rest of them are up to. yachi readily agreed, her camera bouncing along with her in excitement. yamaguchi too, seemed pleased with the idea. kageyama and tsukishima being kageyama and tsukishima naturally declined on autopilot.

“i’m gonna be a real fucking menace if you’re not going to join the weekly meet up, assholes.”

“aren’t you already one now?”

“just how much more of a menace can you be, hinata?”

safe to say, the convincing wasn’t easy. it took threats of bodily harm and loud shrieking as well as the promise to haunt them in their dreams that the two reluctantly agreed.

“it’s the king, he’s always weird.” tsukishima muses, shrugging his shoulders while stirring his straw in his drink. “you’re wasting all of our time if it’s about the precious king and his weirdness we’re going to scrutinize right now.”

hinata grimaces; he pushes his unfinished chocolate cake to the side and leans forward. “i’m telling you! he’s been weird as hell. he comes back late even though practice ended early, he’s almost always on his phone and- and get this!” he looks around the café hesitantly, as if he’s not careful enough, the subject of their conversation will materialize in front of them and strangle him. “he smiles often now!” hinata shudders.

tsukishima snorts. “so kageyama being happy is foreign to you?”

“you know how scary his smile is!”

yachi stifles a laugh behind her palm. “i’m sure kageyama-kun is fine, maybe he’s just busy and has a lot to do?” she cuts a portion of the cholocate cake that hinata has pushed aside and brings it to her mouth. “plus, you know how engrossed he is when he watches volleyball videos.”

“but it’s different!” hinata argues, eyebrows drawn tight, like he’s exasperated and puzzled about the new side he’s seeing of kageyama. “it really is!”

yamaguchi scratches his nose. “maybe he’s just seeing someone?” it’s the first time since they’ve arrived that yamaguchi offers a thought.

“HAAAAAAAAAAA?”

yamaguchi winces at the sound. tsukishima clicks his tounge, annoyed. yachi is so surprised by the sudden sound that her drink sloshes and spills on the table. trust hinata and his capability to be loud and not mind whatever environment that they’re in.

“bakayama? seeing someone? him?” he knows he sound incredulous, voice notching higher at every question he’s thrown but he can’t help it. it’s kageyama we’re talking about. that guy would not even spare you a second glance if you’re not his close friends or his teammates or anything that’s not related to volleyball. he doesn’t even know if kageyama has even thought of relationships or some sort! that guy is too narrow-minded on volleyball to be thinking about anything else. it’s just weird.

tsukishima lets out a pained groan and continues to wipe the strawberry latte that spilled on the table. “even if that is the case, what’s the problem?”

“it’s impossible. i’ve never seen kageyama with a girl before!”

yachi hums, “maybe it’s not a girl?”

-

hinata doesn’t know what’s going on but he knows this: he’s going to get to the bottom of it. if kageyama is really seeing someone, why doesn’t he know about it? whyis kageyama being secretive about it? they’ve shared everything! well. maybe kageyama doesn’t, and it’s just him babbling about anything and everything under the sun to his unwilling ears, but still! they’re best friends, aren’t they? oh my god. are they not?

no. they are best friends, hinata just needs to give him space. that’s what yamaguchi advised few days ago at the café anyway. “if he’s not ready to tell us, then best to not push him. he’ll come around eventually won’t he?”

but it’s just so weird! even now, as he makes his way to the address that tanaka-senpai texted earlier for a get together with the old karasuno team, kageyama is not going there with him. they’re roommates for god’s sake! they’re almost always do things together, and now kageyama won’t even go to gatherings with thim.

“i’m going first. i’ll meet you there.” is what kageyama had told him at 5pm. hinata didn’t have it in him then to comment that the get together is at 9pm. he also didn’t comment on the fact that kageyama had dressed up real nice. a crisp blue button down, sleeves rolled up and black pants. it’s weird; at their gatherings, he’d always wear his joggers.

wait.

hinata momentarily stops in his steps.

is kageyama mad at him? he knew he should’ve washed the dishes earlier. is that it? or is it because of the mountain of laundry that he time after time again, promised to fold but didn’t? is that it? hinata gasps. is it because he didn’t receive his tosses as good lately?

he starts walking again.

no, no, that couldn’t be it. kayegama would’ve already screamed in his ear if he’s been sloppy during practice. he’s so preoccupied with his thoughts that he doesn’t realize he’s bumped into a warm body in front of him. “ah, i’m so sor- sugawara-san!”

“hinata! it’s so good to see you.” sugawara is always full of smiles and warmth.

“i’ve missed you, sugawara-san. it’s been too long.” hinata says, pretending to sniffle. “it’s been hard without the senpais.”

sugawara laughs and slaps hinata’s back lightly. “you’re in university already, hinata. of course we wouldn’t be there with you physically.”

“also, didn’t we meet just last month at your match against chuo university?” sugawara says and he clasps both of hinata’s shoulders and pushes him inside of the restaurant.

“oh, yes, yes we did.” hinata nods and whistles. “grand king was ruthless, huh. kageyama was so fired up during the match, it was insane. did you see his serves? he was amazing.”

before sugawara could reply, there was a loud bang to their right. “OIIIIII HINATA, SUGAWARA-SAN, OVER HERE. OVER HERE.”

if there was anybody who is louder than hinata, it’s tanaka. no, scratch that, it’s tanaka andnishinoya. when the three of them joins forces, everyone is advised to please bring their earpieces with them to block the sound out.

“TANAKA-SENPAI.” ah, here we go. sugawara sighs fondly.

hinata jogs to the table where most of his high school teammates are with sugawara trailing behind him. “oh! there’s iwaizumi-san too! hello.”

iwaizumi nods. “we’re celebrating oikawa’s birthday then we bumped into the rest of karasuno, so we thought, why not join and eat together?”

hinata takes his seat beside tanaka, sandwhiching himself in between tanaka and nishinoya. “oh? it’s grand king’s birthday today?”

“where is he?” daichi asks, picking apart the cucumbers in his dish and putting it aside.

the guy, hinata doesn’t remember his name, the one in aoba johsai’s team, machi? momo? matsukawa? sighs exasperatedly. “he says he’s going to be late. it’s his birthday we’re celebrating; can you believe he’s late to his own birthday celebration? the nerve of that guy.”

another one that hinata doesn’t remember but knows he was a third year with oikawa, iwaizumi and the previous guy, mitsu? maki? hums. “he’s been weird lately, don’t you think?”

this time, it is nishinoya who questions: “how weird?”

hinata thinks his name is maki. maki sighs. “i don’t know. he’s just… weird. i don’t know how to explain it. it’s not like his form his deteriorating, in fact, he’s better? he’s just so competitive and fired up lately during our volleyball practices and matches. like… like’s he’s in this some sort of weird competition with somebody, always wanting to prove something to someone.”

matsu, hinata thinks its matsu, agrees. “come to think of it, he doesn’t hang out with us as much lately, don’t you think? he’s always running off somewhere.”

“oh! he’s always on his phone too!” maki chimes in, a chopstick at his chin, as if he’s in deep thought. “he buys milk lately too, he doesn’t even drinkmilk.”

hinata may not be smart. but, the gears in his mind is turning very fast to process all this new information about their supposed ex-captain of their high school rival. before he could ask, “grand king is behaving weird too?” he was cut by loud gasp from the both of them.

“what do you think, iwaizumi? he’s weird, isn’t he? is he ok? he’s been engrossed in aliens isn’t he? is he- is he…”

“abducted? and a clone is replacing him?”

tsukishima snickers from beside yamaguchi. “ah, how foolish.” that comment makes hinata more perplexed. is there something he doesn’t know? well, it’s obvious that there’s somethingwrong. it’s long wide before his eyes go wide and he stammers out, “they’ve been poisoned, haven’t they! that’s why they’re so weird! you know, kageyama is weird too!”

iwaizumi doesn’t know how long he could keep up with this. his headache is threatening to form whenever he’s surrounded with idiots. “even if i have my suspicions on that guy, i’m not going to say it.”

“what, why?” the three of them whines. no, five of them. he could hear nishinoya’s and tanaka’s voices weaving through.

“ah, speaking of the devils.” tsukishima smirks, nodding at the entrance of the restaurant. true enough, oikawa enters the restaurant with kageyama behind him. oikawa waves cheerily at the table. “oh my, is everyone here going to celebrate my birthday? how generous!”

iwaizumi rolls his eyes. “thank you, your highness. for finally gracing us peasants with your presence. it’s not like we’ve been waiting a long time; no. we have not.”

“why iwa-chan! a king is never late. it’s always the servants that’s early, don’t you think?”

hinata notes that grand king is dressed real nice too. a cream silk shirt, with two tops unbutton that lets everyone see his gold chains. his black dress pants hug his legs nicely too. hinata furrows his eyebrows. it’s just so weird. hinata finds it more puzzling when instead of sitting beside him, like he always does, kageyama is sitting at the end of the shared table, next to sugawara. it’s even more weird when oikawa takes the seat in front of kageyama, besides maki. doesn’t he always sit next to iwaizumi? his head hurts with all this confusion. it has to be the aliens, right? he’s heard all about the area 51 lately. he shudders and prays the aliens will give the old kageyama back.

“how come you’re together?” this time, it is asahi who asks.

“it’s just a coincidence. we bumped into each other along the way.” is what oikawa replies.

ah, whatever. he could think about all of this later. maybe when the drinks are already in his system and he’s out of it, he could ask kageyama about it. kageyama can’t hit him if he asks him when he’s drunk, right? he’s innocent and defenseless! “let’s drink up for grand king’s birthday!”

series of congratulations and clinks of glasses fill the air.

-

the tables are rowdy with two teams sharing stories and cracking jokes.

hinata is buzzed, he feels good, he feels light.

he feels even better when he remembers that kageyama is a lightweight. it’s a surprise to everyone when they first had a drink together, seeing kageyama swaying side to side, dazed, just after his second cup. it’s not much of a surprise that he has less of a filter when he’s sober. it is, however, disconcerting to discover that kageyama basically just compliments everyone when he’s drunk. in a kageyama way, of course. but a compliment is a compliment, right? even more so when it comes from kageyama, someone who is so awkward he could make a baby cry by just looking at them.

when kageyama first complimented tanaka on his drunken haze, tanaka was so shocked, he nearly cried. “you’re such a good energy to the team, tanaka-senpai.”

“i really don’t get why you’re bald, though. aren’t you still young? where’s your hair?” asahi and sugawara had to physically hold tanaka back from kicking him, fires in his eyes.

“pick one, you asshole! are you complementing me or insulting me.”

kageyama only blinked at him in return.

and now, hinata is pretty sure that kageyama is drunk because he has been complimenting maki and matsu. giggling at the thought of scouring information from kageyama himself about this whole weird situation, he feels refreshed. more courageous. he psyches himself up. he can do this.

the rest of the tables are minding their own business mingling around with each other, hinata learns. so it’s his chance to bring the attention to kageyama and get the answer to all of this!

when he turns over his left to where kageyama is, he giggles when he finds kageyama’s face is flushed. eyes daze, lightly swaying. his giggles stop when he sees kageyama staring at oikawa. ah, hinata thinks. he’s going to compliment the grand king, huh. well, it can’t be helped. hinata supposes even when you’re rivals, complimenting him on his birthday wouldn’t hurt, right?

he snickers and turns away from them to chug down his drink and give kageyama the time for his drunk-compliment. kageyama is probably going to compliment him on his serve, or how good the game was last month, or. hinata doesn’t think kageyama will ask him to teach to serve, again, right? he knows he’s drunk, but even then, kageyama wouldn’t be that idiotic, right?

instead of all those, what he hears are: “you’re pretty oikawa-san. you’re really pretty. really really really pretty.”

WAIT.

PAUSE.

REWIND.

for a moment, he thinks he’s got a whiplash from how fast he turns to his left. what he sees sends his mind reeling. there, on the far end of the table, is dazed kageyama, is drunk kageyama, is breathless kageyama, leaning forward to place a chaste kiss on oikawa’s lips.

WAIT.

WAIT.

WHAT IS GOING ON.

hinata opens his mouth to yell. closes it. opens it again, saying absolutely nothing. far too stunned to say anything for the first time in a long time. when he comes back to himself, he whirls around the table to see if anyone else is seeing what he’s seeing. but nobody besides himself is paying attention. he even wonders if oikawa is alright with his rival just casually kissing him and calling him pretty?! hinata feels a headache incoming. should- should he help kageyama? what if he’s just embarrassing himself and oikawa is going to humiliate him later, infront of everyone else? his heart beats too loud for himself to think. he has to help kageyama, he has to, he has-

but when he turns back to the two, kageyama is already longingly looking up at oikawa. he has his head leaned on his outstretched arms on the table, half of his upper body relaxing on top of the table. he’d never thought kageyama could look like that at anyone. he faintly hears kageyama mutters a “happy birthday, oikawa-san.”

as soon as kageyama wishes him, oikawa scoffs fondly. “just how many times are you going to congratulate me, tobio?”

hinata cocks his head to the left. huh, there’s no –chan?

for some time now, he knows he shouldn’t be intruding. but he doesn’t know why can’t bring himself to look away. especially when oikawa threads his fingers in kageyama’s and smiling softly down at him. hinata finally forces himself to look away when oikawa caresses kageyama’s cheek and dipping down to kiss him.

“you understand now?” a gruff voice asks him. hinata searches for the face of that voice. it’s iwaizumi.

oh.

it makes sense, now that hinata thinks it back.

one, kageyama is never in a bad mood whenever they have a match with chuo’s university, not even when he’s lost.

two, kageyama doesn’t come back to their apartment one night, and when he comes to morning practice the next day, he is wearing this hideous mint shorts that could not possibly belongs to him. just who the hell decided to go to the store and buy mint-colored anything? its outrages if you ask hinata.

three, he’s just generally in a good mood lately. he mentally takes back the comment about how his smile is scary.

four, he’s somehow interested in planetariums and aliens? hinata found it really weird when he accidentally stumbled upon kageyama’s open laptop and tokyo’s planetarium website flashes on.

five, he once heard kageyama asked yachi, in hushed whispers, what to do when he doesn’t quite like this person latching on this other person. hinata rolled his eyes then, and asking him if he was jealous. the blush on kageyama’s face should’ve been a dead giveaway, then. he isn’t sure why he didn’t pick it up at the time.

he thinks he understands now. kageyama’s not being weird. he’s just. in love.

[swiftmitsu]

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guys

hey guys

first of all, i apologise for the inactivity 💀

second, i’m gonna be impulsive and open REQUESTS

so gimmie a sans to draw in my inbox 🫵 (preferably not a sans oc tho 🙏) (also giving me a brief description of what theyre doing is highly appreciated eheh)

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i will try my best to answer everyone, just please be patient ehehe >:) 💛

(one last thing, which is a given, one request per person please. 💛)

[swiftmitsu]

yeah kinda waxy too depending on the brand

just had the strongest urge to consume paint

[mitsuyeaah]

today marks the anniversary of taiju’s motorcycle running over haruchiyo’s balls

[mitsuology]

all the moots i interact with are on hiatuses which also makes me want to take a break because i feel so lonely with no one to talk to

ig it should be fine since i did already post a oneshot!!! one more to work on then i can rest oh my god.

[outlawsaviour]

“i’d like to cry but i can’t spare the moisture.” ( mitsu )

arrested development prompts  ৲  accepting !  ▸  @habouki

he believes the words are mitsunari’s fleeting attempt to make him feel better about bursting into tears over something so hilariously minuscule, ( yet again ). teddy simply found the sorry sight of a duckling who’d stumbled in the race to keep up with its mother too saddening for sappy heart to handle. the little bird had waddled back upon webbed feet mere seconds later, though such a fact hadn’t been able to keep the farmer’s eyes from stinging with tears. ❝ — well, think i cry enough t’ cover f’r ‘bout SIX PEOPLE, s’ that’s alright. ❞ he babbles in response, clumsily strives to wipe face clean with shirt sleeves. if nothing else, salted burn is worsened with his efforts, resigns himself to clearing streaks upon cheeks instead. he knows it’s an issue no other would cry over, but he couldn’t cease the pour of emotions. hands cup over eyes, sobbed sigh exhaled within next breath, ❝ oh, it was jus’ so sad when it fell on over !! jus’ wanted t’ reach his mama quick! how am i ‘posed t’ not feel bad! ❞

[toukenra]

Hi, I just wanted to say how much I love your Touken Ranbu headcannons:) Could you do one where saniwa has a younger sibling but is too busy to take care of him/her so she asks one of the swords (Kashuu, Izuminokami, Hasebe, Mitsutada, Mikazuki) to help her babysit? thx:)

Thank you so much honey boo you’re way too kind! ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ But unlike Mod Catharia I’m only babbling around well thanks anyway! (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

As an older sister to the cutest little brother ever I know how hard it can be to take care of a little child so let’s see how these grown men can handle a little child hehe ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

I nearly posted this when I realized just in time that I completely forgot about Jiji, so Mod Catharia will write for Mikazuki . She’s an ANGEL guys i love her

Kashuu

super proud i mean you’re entrusting him with your beloved sibling

this means he is your favourite right?

the little girl is so cute anyway he can’t help himself but start doting on her

‘Your nails are so pretty can you make me look as pretty as you?’

do you see that?

it’s the sight of his soul ascending to the heavens because your sister just shot an arrow through his heart

and just like that your sister has this strong sword warrior wrapped around her tiny fingers forever

meticulously paints her nails and puts cute hair clips into her pigtails

protect sweet Kashuu2k17 he’s so pure

when Yasu dares to make fun of him he becomes their first fashion victim

Izuminokami

this man was acting pretty haughty when you asked him for a favor yesterday

Ha! of course you’d ask someone cool and reliable like him

but maybe he should’ve listenend till the end..

okay so now he’s supposed to take care of your little brother while you’re at this meeting?

how often do children need to be fed?

once a day is enough right?

Kunihiro save him please -

did someone call?

Horimomma to the rescue

seriously,  he is absolutely terrified but after a while he realises that this is his chance to show off how cool he is

so he asks the little boy if he wants to see some cool sword moves and invites him over to watch him spar against Kunihiro

of course Horikawa ‘let’s him win’

very pleased when the boy announces to you that he wants to be ‘as strong as this cool swordsman with the girly hair’

‘Of course he wants to - wait what??’

Shokudaikiri

it’s love at first sight i mean she’s a mini version of you??

both of you even pout similarly

when the little girl asks him to teach her how to make muffins for you he is so delighted

immediately thinks that if he’d marry you then she would be like his real daughter right?

insert image of embarrassed Shoku

‘Of course sweetheart what kind of flavour would you like them to be?’

the girl starts thinking very hard before she flashes him a radiant and toothy smile

‘Hmm.. muffin flavour!’

Mitsu-bou is gone. He has molten into a big puddle on the floor

the little girl ends up loving him so much you’d have to pry her from his cold dead body lol

sorry guys my sanity is riding into the sunset again

he’s just the perfect dad and husband FITE ME

Hasebe

he doesn’t have the time for this

seriously he’d rather fight an army of ootachis than having to take care of a child

why do children not come with a detailed manual

but since it’s your little brother of course he treats him with the same respect and courtesy like he does with you

please imagine Hasebe being super formal towards a tiny tot ok

what he doesn’t expect is that he comes to genuinely like the child because for a 6 year old he is pretty mature

even takes the time to teach the little boy how to drive a bike

the little boy also comes to adore him and draws him a picture of himself

the result is terrible because Hasebe ends up looking like a deformed beanpole with spiky hair

but he praises it anyway

Mikazuki

He’s one of the oldest swords living in the Citadel and a member of the Tenka Goken so he gets pampered quite a bit by the younger swords…and you

Mod Catharia’s ULTIMATE BIASSSSS

One of the Top 10 Laziest Swords under your care…

First Place went to Akashi Kuniyuki obviously

He’s lazy at times but you can count on him

Anyway, You caught the older Tachi reading in his room, situated right beside the window

“Just the person I was looking for~” You grin as you open the door ever so slightly. “I have a chore for you, Jiji.”

“Oya? And What would that be Aruji?”

You smile faintly and open the door to walk in-alongside a little boy who curiously peeked at Mikazuki

You introduce the child as your younger brother to the older man, gently pushing him in front of you.

“N-Nice to meet you!” Your brother bows respectfully towards the seated Tachi 

“My, my…Isn’t this a pleasant surprise?”

“…I was hoping that you would look after my brother for the day?”

“Of course, Aruji.” He smiled kindly at your brother and pats his lap

Your brother just looks at Mikazuki before hesitantly moving closer and settling on his lap, looking quite comfortable

“I see he’s gotten comfortable…” You smile at your brother as he waves at you. “I guess I will see you later on, Mikazuki.”

As soon as you walk out, your little brother looks at the book Mikazuki was holding and asks about it.

The old man then shows him the book which was about Japanese folklore

“If you would like, I can read you a story.” A rather large grin appeared on your brother’s face as he nodded.

The two spend a few hours reading stories before your brother gets hungry.

The two make their way to the kitchen with Jiji stealing a few snacks underneath Hasebe’s nose and placed them in his belt before walking out

He hands a rice ball, a dango and some sweets to your younger brother who happily accepts it

The rest of the day is spent playing games, reading more stories and finally a bath to clean both them off

When you return, you see your brother and the old man sound asleep on the tatami with Mikazuki’s elaborate clothing spread on the floor beneath them

It seemed that he let your brother try and find the entrance to the maze of his robes before falling asleep as well

The old man must have been all tuckered out by your brother

You muffle a chuckle before walking over the two and placing a blanket over them.

“Sweet Dreams you two.”

- Mod Pancake  🥞 / Mod Catharia