#stunk

[yurishica]

Some more ishuzoku reviewers doodles

And also

[meaningfall]

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C. A. Singh • Stunk

7-5-23

[dis-harmony]

[GLM]: Zel’s ballad - GLM MV - Credits to Starbomb

Original song: Luigi’s ballad - Starbomb

CW: Bad edits, long post, strong language, and naughty stuff there

(No hate pls, Enjoy this hilarious but crappy video lmao XD )

Lyrics (made by me)

Miss Lucy Won't you listen to my speech I don't have any stars of invincibility But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me I'm your Zel the elf…

What up, bitch, I got a one-up, bitch What's inside my special bag; it's my dick It's-a-me, Stunk, I'm more of a reviewer than a traveler I'll take you by the store and give you the big toy I save you from dragons and evil ghosts that are spooky Must I be a key to get inside your keyhole I will mount you like Eldri and show you things you've never seen My review’s now mega, if you know what I mean SO SHUT UP!

Stunk, you always do this shit I like a girl and then you ruin it By yelling stuff about your dick Until they go away

Hey Zel, it's okay That Stunk's a bit risque Just tell me what you need to say Please don't be afraid

Oh, Lucy, it means so much for me to hear you say that The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- goddamn it

I'm here to pleasure that ass I'd like to go first, Lucy, but I always come last And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone Meidri the bird maid isn’t the woman I like I am tired of you being snuggled around by such a fucking t*tties I go through shit and then you're in another fucking strip club You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my cigarette!

O-M-G, I can't decide On which of you should be the guy To take me on the succu-joint club That'll redefine my life

I'm ready to give love a shot It's not about how many points you've got I just know I like you a lot

Yo, sluts, check out my girls! (ugh)

Let me take you on a demon hole

I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside

We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along

I'll kick that beast right in his Giga-Chad Come on, miss, it's time to make your choice I'm the only reviewer that can your boobies rejoice Short, perverted-ass elf ain't got shit on me It's time to live out our story, of the female reviewer and the pea-nis

So, who's it gonna be, Lucy?

I choose Crim

Crim?!

Well his whole body's shaped like a girl

Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely, angels look like girls

[bar1scorpio]

     Laios                  Stunk

              :handshake:    

“Eating monsters in a dungeon.”

The Epic Handshake (Absolutely Nobody Asked For) by bar1scorpio

[dungeonreviewers]

do they even know that stunk was isekai’d

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

ren faire got me.... stinky.

[mcsh-mmv]

Playing fnaf 3 while listening to the grinch song really cuts the tension

[nocandnc]

Suddenly, my Interspecies Reviewers OC!

Name: Schezka Tricalco* Occupation: Church Priestess / Adventurer / Bar maid Relation to the main cast: Stunk's cousin on his father's side (calls him 'nii-sama')

*Stunk's surname as translated in the manga

This character has been sitting on my computer for quite a while. I wasn't sure if I wanted to bother posting her or not, because - really? The first original character I craft in who knows how long, and it's for the hardcore ecchi anime?? Really??? Well, yes. Really. The Reviewers world building, characters and general writing is top notch and my fanfic brain can't help wanting to expand on that.

Schezka was created with two goals in mind - firstly, exploring Stunk's family background. We know he's more or less disowned nobility, so I wanted a way to dig into his past and define the role nobles play in this world. Schezka's immediate family would be more 'upright' than Stunk and his father, providing familial tensions. I also wanted to explore their relation to the church, so Schezka is a priestess before joining the main cast as an adventurer. She would also start working part time at Ale & Eats as a means of gaining life experience. Which brings me to her second purpose - furthering the Meidri x Stunk agenda. Going back to family relations, Schezka grew up sheltered and adored Stunk as a child - and Stunk fears ruining this. While I love Stunk's unabashed nature, I also wanted to put him in a situation where he'd feel pressed to be... just a little more reserved. So he's on his best behavior when Schezka is around! He's sleeping around less and drinking less and having a lot more time to think about things he normally wouldn't, like how he kind of sort of might be in love with Meidri (who's been looking at him with the tiniest bit more respect lately?) And damn is that scary.

Regarding Meidri, Schezka would come to adore her as well. While he tries his best, Stunk is a creature of habit and can't help making lewd passes at the bird maid here and there. Schezka, with her proper upbringing, assumes this means Stunk and Meidri must be engaged to be married because how else could her wonderful nii-sama be so brazen?? Which prompts her to treat Meidri as an older sister of sorts. Meidri is all kinds of embarrassed about it but ends up buckling after Stunk literally begs her to play along and, well - it feels weirdly good to have Stunk at her mercy...?

...This is already too long, so I think I'll leave it at that for now. Hm? What fanfic is this for?

None it dOESN't exIST I'm just rambling HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!!

*throws smoke bomb*

[stalkerkyoko]

“Hey there sassy momma

merdi: “DIE tosses a try

so Interspecies Reviewers stunk in johny bravo but going to whore houses

[alligatorius]

Mein Stunk in Düsseldorf

Es war wieder einmal eine exaltiert übermütige Präsentation schlauspielerischen Könnens. Es war unmöglich sich satt zu sehen. Unsere Stunk-Menüs 2024 mit Angabe der erforderlichen Wertmarken(für Zeitzeugen: die Wertmarke zu 2,50€): 2 Erdinger ohne Alk •42 Brezen •21 Wiener Würstchen mit Kartoffelsalat •21 Vegetarische Kartoffelsuppe •2 Ich habe unsere Menüs nach der Speisekarte dann wie…

[yurishica]

Maybe I'll write ishuzoku reviewers headcanons, though I don't really sure if anyone is interested in reading them

[deadlarch]

putting this bitch on blast for being late again

@skunkbite

[coatraq]

stunk bug

[bishblip]

This is how I imagine their birthdays going

[dungeonreviewers]

I wonder would any of the reviewers be into selfcest?

sorry it took me so long to answer this anon i kinda forgot i had this blog for a bit but i’m back now.

so this is a very interesting conundrum and i’m not going to lie im kinda surprised they haven’t explored something like this in the manga. i do definitely think it’s something they’d be willing to try.

keep in mind i do have my own notions about each character including things about their sexual orientations but for the sake of the question i’ll keep it as close to canon for each one as i can. i’ll also be running under the assumption that genderswapped variants are just them with their genders and orientations swapped appropriately (so instead of only being interested in girls as they are when we see them, they’d be into boys.)

crim would definitely be the most willing to go for it, genderswapped or no. it can go either of two ways for them, i think. since both parties would be really bottom-y both crims would be stuck trying to top the other and i don’t think it’d be something they’d really enjoy doing. or i could be COMPLETELY wrong and, since they both understand exactly what they like, they could end up having the time of their lives. it’s about 50/50, i’d say.

kanchal, i think, would also definitely go for it. at least, go for his genderswapped self. this, again, falls under the umbrella of “both know what they really like so they have a good starting point.” however, if they tried to do a bdsm scene together it would end HORRIBLY because they’re both sadists and neither one of them particularly enjoys feeling pain. so as long as they kept it vanilla i can see him being into it, so long as it’s his genderswapped self.

zel is interesting to think about. he would definitely be into his genderswapped self and i honestly think he MIGHT be willing to try it with just another him. after all it’s not really gay if you’re banging yourself. however i think it ends there, because in practice his age is the thing that would turn both parties off. for someone who enjoys the feeling of fresh mana, i imagine at his age (around 200) his is starting to go if it hasn’t already. nobody would be able to get anything up. it really wouldn’t end well at all.

stunk, i think, would be all for banging his genderswapped self. wouldn’t go for just another him at all. it’d probably go pretty well, at least for him, but i don’t think his genderswapped self would be that into it at all due to how sensitive she is down there (as shown in the genderswap inn episode) and him either going too rough, too fast, etc etc. i also don’t think they’d get along that well, just simply because of the way stunk is. so while they’d both (probably) be able to finish, it’s probably not something he’d do again.

hope these answers are satisfactory. i put a considerable amount of thought into this question. thanks for stopping by!