#mister conductor

[binch-i-might-be]

gazing with envy down at the conductor's sheet music

[perry-the-platypus-f1cs]

Addition to my Dadler and Gravesson au

read it on Ao3

bell lives slowly crawling their way back to try and find out who they were before Mk ultra only to find nothing. Absolutely nothing its as if their life before their capture was non existent, and so they move on slowly and meticulously planning every painful way they could hurt or kill Adler and the safehouse crew.

But one little small American child sized problem shows itself.

Bell finally found Alder's home, a quite large double story house in San Diego, California. Its exactly what bell expected, a house bought from the money Adler gained from the hellish things he had done the furniture meticulously clean and placed expertly around the home to make it feel open and light but Bell saw the small inaccuracies, scattered folders, dirty ashtrays, pilled tape recorders. Evidence of two lives bleeding together.

Then bell made his way towards the kitchen trying to find the elusive CIA clandescent special officer or at least a place to wait for him to return, and there it is a few simple pieces of paper stuck to the pearl white fridge with a few animal magnets scribbled pictures starkly contrasted with the entire space the bright markers almost blinding against the white and beige furniture and atmosphere but its what the drawing shows is what truly makes the wheels in Bells head turn.

The drawing is of a man and a child its shoddily drawn that for sure but what is a childish drawing like this doing in the home of America's devil?

Bell awareness is sharply drawn away from the fridge as he hears loud footsteps coming from the staircase behind him, He turn around his hand reaching for the gun attached to his hip but he stops.

Standing there on the fourth stair from the floor is.......a child.

thin blonde hair, pale skin and deep blue eyes. The child's eyes are wide and filled with curiosity and slight fear its lips trembling as it speaks voice high and squeaky "Who are you mister"?" Adler has a child. Russell Adler has a child. the thought is unfamiliar and alien in Bell's mind the idea that Adler could even care for anything albeit a child is ludicrous and yet here he stood Infront of a mini Adler a gun on his hip.

The child's words finally registered in bell's mind and without thinking he spoke acting only on instinct "Name's bell, I'm a friend of your old man." as Bell said the words out loud it felt as though acid was being poured down his throat but the child took the bait not seemingly bothered by the dark balaclava he wore.

the child visibly relaxes a bright smile lighting up his face "nice to meet you mister bell! my name's Phillip!" Bell looks at the child, the child of his enemy, his torturer, the the conductor of the orchestra of pain he has endured since that faithful day on the airstrip in turkey.

Hours pass and Bell spends more time with the child. Phillip, he doesn't know why he haven't left somewhere deep down he cannot find it in him to leave Phillip alone again, And so he waits watching as the child plays oblivious to the real danger that he is in.

Phillip is sat on the lounge floor papers and crayons scattered around his small form various drawing have been made most of the titled 'bell and me' the drawing are shit but Bell doesn't care he nods and tell graves good job every time the child shoves another picture on his lap and every time Phillip smile so big it could light up the whole world before rushing back onto the floor to make another scraggily masterpiece.

The peaceful tranquility is broken as the sound of keys and the front door unlocking and opening reach Bell's ears, his spin goes rigid, body taut an cruel dangerously like a snake ready to strike.

"Phillip I'm home!"

a shout from the front door and footsteps coming towards the lounge. Adler. the voice is unmistakably his, the damn American accent and drawl of his voice echo's slightly through the vast house. Phillip is on his feet in less than a second a wide smile stretched across his small face his small feet carrying his as fast as a bullet down the long hallway a symphony of "daddy!" heavy panting and the sounds of a long hug ring through Bell's eardrums.

Bell's heart twists his hand lowering to the gun attached to his hip. He unhooks it holing it in hi lap where a drawing rested only a few seconds ago "daddy! come look-look at the drawing i made of me and Mister Bell!" Phillip pants dragging Adler down the hallway his small hand barely encasing Alder's large hand.

"Mister Bell like your teddy bear-?" Adler speaks confusion in his voice as he's dragged by his son into the lounge, Phillip runs to the floor in the middle of the circle of papers and crayons. But Adler stands, frozen, eyes wide in the doorway staring at the man he thought he killed leaning back on his couch a gun in hand. his child, his son not even 12 feet away from the man wearing the same damn balaclava that he wore all those months ago at solovetsky.

"hello Adler."

[boingfessions]

HAPPY OINGO BOINGO DAY EVERYNYAN!!!

I hope everyone has a great time today! Surely more than one person asked themselves a question: What the HELL is Oingo Boingo? Well, the name itself is complete absurdity! But what makes Oingo Boingo Oingo Boingo? Find out in this post under cut!

Our beloved crazy ginger man! Daniel Robert Elfman is an American film composer, singer, songwriter, and musician. Delusional, orange af, joker-like, face with a combination of slasher smile and Kubrick stare, perhaps even had prolonged non-fatal rabies in his time in Oingo Boingo that was only recently cured when the band broke, but unfortunately (or not) returned in recent years. Now his entire body is covered in tattoos and his hair is straight now because of dyeing it to hide his gray hair, ergo his old age. The truth is that he is actually a skeleton disguised as Danny Elfman to pass himself off as living human so that the Grim Reaper don't come after him, but SHHHH!!! I did not tell you anything!

Danny Elfman (lead vocals, rhythm guitar)

Steve Bartek (lead guitar, rhythm vocals)

Fluffy tall boy <3. Steve Bartek is an American guitarist, film composer, conductor, and orchestrator. Elfman's right-hand man and the one he trusts with his skeletons in his closet, oh and his film compositions too of course! One of the few members of the band who was not consumed by it and therefore did not become a feral creature in the process. He plays little guitars because he's a big man, y'know! He usually wore ridiculously short ties along with baggy t-shirts. His guitar solos drove Danny so crazy that he was spinning around and caused him to have back pain to this day, so you know how to blame. Nowadays unfortunately his beautiful dark curls have become gray, but luckily he now looks like an adorable grandpa now! (just like the others)

Kerry Hatch (bass guitar, backing vocals)

A marvelous human being! Kerry Hatch is an American musician... and that's it. Walking diva and Zoolander wannabe, this lad was the band's bassist until 1984, when he decided to join the band "Zuma II" (what the HELL is that band? I have no idea!). A pretty lad who likes to be handsome and play bass guitars that don't even look like bass guitars, I don't know what else I could say about him! Maybe he thought the band wasn't good enough for him and decided to leave to pursue something better, but that's just a guess... if you can consider a landscaping business better!

Richard "Ribbs" Gibbs (keyboards, backing vocals)

Mister mistery~ Richard Gibbs is an American film composer and music producer. Like Kerry, he left the band in 1984 to join Zuma II, and to be honest I don't know what what that band had to make not one but TWO members of Oingo Boingo (the best band in the entire galaxy and even the sixth dimension) have left to be in that band. Anywho, all I have to say about him is that he did well in life, being a composer like Danny and that's it.

Johnny "Vatos" Hernández (drums, percussion)

THIS IS JOHNNY VATOS FROM OINGO BOINGO MAN!!!! He is a drummer with crazy hairstyles who likes to dum ba dum through life. Almost as crazy as Danny was, he stayed loyal to the band even after they broke up (yes, he was in another band called Food for Feet, but I don't give a DAMN!) Years after the band broke up he managed to reunite about four former members and form "Oingo Boingo Former Members", made up of him, Steve Bartek, John Avila, Carl Graves and Sam "Sluggo" Phipps, in addition to new members. Idk about you, but I would like to have him as my grandpa!

Sam "Sluggo" Phipps (saxophone, backing vocals)

Leon Schneiderman (saxophone, backing vocals)

Slam Bam "Sluggo" Phipps is an American saxophone player known for his signature bright, expressive smiles, where he shows off all his teeth and can light up an entire room. The tallest guy in the band and the one who likes to show off his instrument the most, rising it high in the air when attention is focused on him. Well, maybe not so much, but you understand what I mean! Maybe he can be too expressive and noisy, but we still love him ❤️

Dale Turner (trumpet, backing vocals)

Do you remember when I said that Sluggo had the brightest smile in the world? Well, I lied! That one goes to our dear Leon Schneiderman, the other saxophonist in the band. He could do anything in the whole world, even his own instruments! Being a childhood friend of Danny's, it can be said that he has been in the band every moment since it started, even longer than Danny himself! Don't you love him and his smiles?

John Avila (bass guitar, backing vocals)

Our beloved grandpa-mom. He is an American trumpet player who entered The Mystic Knights after they let him audition after seeing him practice in secret. He makes sure to keep an eye on the other guys in the band and can (if he hasn't already) spank them to make them behave (except for Sluggo; NOBODY spanks Sluggo). Even if he is the shortest member of the band along with John Avila, that doesn't make him any less authoritative, being around ten years older than the rest of the band. He is silent like a mouse and has never been heard to speak, perhaps because he is reserved or has nothing to say. He left the band and is currently enjoying his life privately, and I really hope he's okay!

HE IS MY BABY, MY CUTIE PIE, MY PUPPY, MY LOVE, MY LIFE, THE BEST BOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, sorry about that... John Avila is an American bassist and music producer. A literal human puppy and the shortest member of the band. He looks like you could pick him up in your arms and cradle him like a baby... Sorry, I'm off topic again! What do you want me to do? He's simply adorable! (At least for me). Anywho, Although he appears in the Gratitude MV, it was not until 6 months after the release of the album So-Lo that he joined the band along with Michael Bacich, being the new bassist and keyboardist respectively. He is usually hyperactive and you can see him at concerts jumping, spinning and playing his bass like a pro. The strange thing is that, even though the years go by and he obviously ages, he still seems to be the same mischievous and playful puppy-like guy... Okay, sorry again!

Michael Bacich (keyboards, backing vocals)

Quiet nerdy boy. He's was the keyboardist of the band since 1985 until 1988. Yes, he didn't stay for a long time, but his presence in the band is still important as he was present in the band's best era (Dead Man's Party). He looks like the typical nerd who would say "actually☝️🤓" and give you information that you didn't even ask for but still decided to give you to expand your zero knowledge. He also looks kinda shy and like someone who Danny would bully if the band were in a cliché teen movie. Like Dale, he decided to move on with his life after leaving the band, which it's okay after all.

I ran out of space for more images! Don't worry, I'll reblog this post right away talking about the rest of the band (which are only two members but still!). Thank you very much for reading this far and HAPPY BOINGO DAY TO ALL OF YOU AGAIN!!!

[autistic-crypt1d]

X-Files Live Blogging:

Season 3

Wow ok this is getting intense!!

S1, S2

Updates:

- The Blessing Way

- aw man :(

- where is Mulder???

- this is so sad 😭

- Mulder???

- the chip has gotta be from her abduction right?

- the people helping Mulder are so sweet 😭

- ok so he's super selfish but if his warning keeps Dana safe I do not care

- I'M SO ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW

- NO!!!

- I'M SO STRESSED AHHH

- Paper Clip

- please be Mulder at the door, it would be so funny if he came home and found Scully and Skinner holding each other at gun point as they both find out he's alive

- the baby Buffalo is so cute omfg

- IT IS

- oh shit she's alive!

- Mulder in Tims is peak

- "with a crowbar and a small nuclear device I think I could get into one of these" XD

- the files in the mine thing is so cool and spooky oml

- ah yes ditch your partner in a dark creepy mine Mulder

- WHAT IS THATTTT

- WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

- oh hell

- ok but what the actual fuck was skittering around down in the mines?!?!?!

- way to go Skinner, coming in clutch

- I love Albert

- GET EM SKINNER

- oh no, please don't kill him

- he's ok right?? He's just knocked out right??

- YEESH

- ok good he's ok

- LET'S GO ALBERT AND SKINNER

- aw man :(

- the hug 😭

- D.P.O.

- Jack Black?!?!?!

- huh??

- HUH?!?!?!

- Colonel Makepeace!

- yeesh, r-slur used

- man fuck this sheriff

- bro really just killed his only friend

- YEESH

- Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

- omfg this dude is so hard to watch

- GOES FOR THE BELIEVER BETWEEN THE DUO

- "Mulder I can't take you anywhere" XD

- PFFFFFT

- "mister, you really need to work on your closing technique" BRUH

- so this guy is a real psycic then

- this poor guy, he's so funny though

- this guy is so fucking funny help XD

- "alright, so how do I die?" "You don't" HUH?!?!?

- gross!!

- UH OH

- WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR

- :(

- The List

- oh no, oh this is horrifying

- spooky

- poor Scully :(

- why did she swear unprompted that she would never be with anyone else ever if she was already with someone?

- they placed an AD to find an executioner?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!

- GROSSSSSS

- weirdly open ended ending there

- 2Shy

- WHAT THE FUCK

- why does this show have to be so gross 😭

- wow, what a misogynistic idiot

- "I'm not beingsexist, I'm just being honest", YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY BEING THE DEFINITION OF SEXIST MY GUY

- Oh! Gross!

- uh this roommate or sister or whoever is being super sketchy rn

- y'all these women aren't even big!! Being overweight is morally neutral, but these women are like midsized, MAYBE slightly over. I couldn't even tell the first woman was even supposed to be overweight

- "Okay it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me. It's just a theory," PFFFFFT

- these poor women :(

- girl you are not seriously breaking into his apartment to leave your damn poems

- she's alive!!!

- GET HIM MULDER

- UH OH

- GET HIM SCULLY!!!

- LET'S GO ELLEN!!!!

- The Walk

- ghost?

- ah hell I hate scary pool scenes

- get out of the pool pleaseeeeee

- :(

- Oubliette

- Jennifer Keller?!?!?!

- ah hell is he a pedo

- I'M UNCOMFY

- yes, yes he is a pedo

- RUN GIRL RUN

- fuck

- they're gonna be able to save Amy but not Lucy aren't they

- SHE DIES?!?!

- oh thank god 😭

- :(

- Nisei

- what is thaaaaaat

- oh alien!

- UH, WHAT?!

- "I'll wait" runs off immediately

- PFFFT Mulder leaping into the water with that big ass coat is so funny

- Oh?!

- MULDER'S STEALTH RUN HELP

- Skinner, why are you always creeping in the dark

- I'm sorry but Mulder has the silliest run I've ever seen

- DAMN IT MULDER

- oh what the fuuuuuuck

- I don't trust the conductor guy

- awww does he have a crush on Scully?

- so was it the alien people that were down in the archive mines?

- this is so sad, the way these people have been treated :(

- is she not gonna comment on the fact the people in the pit look like aliens???

- oh shit I was super wrong the conductor rules

- ok well he tried

- Mulder is always almost dying istg

- Revelations

- what the fuuuuuck

- Mulder, eew

- why is this teacher bullying a child

- why do I recognize him

- OMFG IT'S BENNET FROM DR. ODYSSEY, I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE HE'S IN

- Mulder is being really unfair rn. He asks her to believe in the fantastical every day but is dismissing her constantly here

- YUCK

- way to go Scully!!!

- Scully doubting herself because Mulder, the most important person to her is doubting her hurts my heart

- War of the Coprophages

- NOPE, SKIPPING

- Syzygy

- trying to type that title took more times than I care to admit

- Ryan Reynolds?!

- are they seriously trying to get laid right now?!?!

- oh!

- where exactly are they getting all these babies they're taking about

- man these two are SASSY today!

- bro that's literally an animal skull what the fuck are they on about

- SEE

- what the fuck is he putting in the vodka

- hello?!?!?! What is that?!?!

- Scully smokes?!?!

- dude what is up with them this episode!!

- she's gonna walk in on them isn't she

- oh nvm

- oh?

- YUP THERE IT IS

- oh my god 😂

- PFFFFT NOT THEM SHOVING THEM INTO A ROOM TOGETHER

- "shut up Mulder" "sure. Fine. Whatever." Bruh

- Grotesque

- bro is giving me the creeps majorly rn

- Peter why did you park in an alleyyyyyyy

- is that dude gonna turn into one now that he's been bit? Like a werewolf thing?

- I feel like I recognize the dude in the glasses

- kitty!

- oh creepy!

- oooooh he's that dude from that 70's show and that one dude from Psych!

- uuuuuuuuuuh wtf

- Mulder? Buddy? You ok?

- it's totally the detective that got bit

- oh I guess not

- is Mulder really the murderer?!?!

- ooooh ok no it's Peterson

- Piper Maru

- freakyyy

- oh ow

- oh man the way her shoulders and expression drops when Mulder says he found something interesting, OUCHIE

- OUCHIEEEEE

- this episode is gonna be just full of pain isn't it

- soooo the friend of Scully's father knows more than he's saying right?

- is she following Mulder or the woman?

- I love Skinner

- Krycek?!?!

- BRO SKINNER CANNOT DIE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE MF

- uh oh

- Apocrypha

- there's no way that shit in the coffee shop wasn't a set up

- Mulder?!?!

- wow they really just slapped cancer guys voice over that younger actors

- so that's gotta be Mulder's father then yeah?

- I KNEW IT

- oh crap

- GET EM ALIEN KRYCEK

- PFFFFT NOT THE CONSPIRACY GUYS ICE SKATING

- oh shit they got the tape!! Nice work boys

- crap

- WHAT DOES IT WANTTTTT

- pfffft the conspiracy guys taking high tech while Mulder accomplishes the task with a pencil

- that lab guy is so smitten with Scully it's so cute

- HURRY SCULLY

- thank gooood

- something bad is about to happen isn't it

- GET HIM SCULLY

- don't believe a word he says!

- what the fuuuuuuuuck

- yay Skinner!!!

- wait, those guys are from Stargate aren't they??

- yeah Pusher is Major Samuels and the other guy plays Connors! That's the second time Connors guy has been in this show

- GRAB IT FROM HIM WTF

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU GRAB IT

- "he put the wammy on him!" "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the wammy" PFFFFT

- "I'm just looking for an explanation a little more mundane than the wammy!" BRUH I CAN'T

- Teso Dos Bichos

- Maybourne?!?! AGAIN?!?!?

- honestly deserved, that's what ya get for stealing from other cultures

- yuck

- yuck pt 2

- yeesh that's a lot of blood

- kitty!

- oh many kitties

- HEY NOW LEAVE HER ALONE

- Scully's face :(

- WOW THAT IS A HORRIFYING CAT FACE OML

- Hell Money

- the Chinese detective is pretty

- wow Scully, I really expected better from you

- no please don't hurt him :(

- oh hey it's the lady who plays the engineer on the Deadalus who works with Hermiad in Stagate!!

- I'm actually really sad he died

- Jose Chung from Outer Space

- why is bro professing his love on the first dateeeee

- EEW I really do not like its face

- claymation?! What tf is happening

- the artist guy's voice sounds familiar

- "I'm a republican" PFFFFT

- THE FUCKING KNEE SLAM

- y'all this episode is hilarious

- Avatar

- SAM?!?!??!

- AHHHHH SAMANTHA CARTER AND CAULDWELL ARE FUCKING I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

- SHE'S DEAD?!?!??!

- interesting

- Quagmire

- PREACH

- the dog XD

- oh hey it's that one dude from the first episode of SG-1 that Leneya is in!

- ew worm closeup

- ah yes, trapes through the swampy ass woods at night alone, that can only end well

- what the fuck kind of name is Queequeg

- bro I'm loosing it at Scully yelling this dogs name

- OOP HE DEAD

- oh fuuuuck

- "I'm still tempted to fire" XD

- cuddle for warmth scene? 👀

- "Scully are you coming onto me?" PFFFFT

- damn no cuddling for warmth scene

- I recognize the doctor and the sheriff from some other stuff

- AN ALLIGATOR?! SERIOUSLY??

- NESSIE?!?!?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME

- Wetwired

- UHHHHHH

- she's hallucinating isn't she

- oh shit Scully's off the deep end this time!

- my heart 😭

- oooooooo so the doctor was working with cancer man and that's who she saw meeting with him in the parking lot!!

- Talitha Cumi

- wtf

- isn't that Mulder's mom?

- uhhhh boy you better get your nasty cigarette smoking ass away from her

- UHHHHH DID THEY HAVE AN AFFAIR???? EEW

- wtf did they do to him?

- poor Mulder :(

- isn't that the brain stabby thing that one alien assassin had?

- so he's still captured? Who went to the office then?

- wtf are they talking about rn

- HE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER??

- wait so that tool is the only way to kill him? I thought all you had to do it pierce the brain through a certain spot

- WHY ARE THERE 2 OF HIM WHAT TF IS GOING ON

- oh boy the alien assassin is back

- not his mom too 😭

- ooooh ok I guess you really do have to use that specific thing then

- THAT'S NOT JEREMIAH SCULLY DO NOT LET THAT MF I'M

- wait is it? I don't know anymore my brain hurts

- A TWO PARTER??!?!?

Season 4

[namelesswildchild]

hey, bucko! i've seen you around, but i don't think we've met. i'm Other Radio Guy, but you can call me Ray.

recently i've been clearing out my room and thought maybe you'd like some of the stuff i found!

let's see here..... i have these glow in the dark stars! you can stick them on your ceiling if you want, i think i had some left over. thoughts?

— @conductor-on-grn

O!!!! HI misTr RaY!!!

Can I KeEp ThA StArs!? PEttYyy!!!

(Oh! Hi mister Ray, can I keep the stars!? Pretty!!)

[rockintapper]

i say stuff about rh characters part 2two

becuase. teehee

the fir1st one, the t3hird one

rhds tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!readmore jumpscare

yuka: wair i already d

that frog doll from the tutorial: I give!

note: the jumperrrr

widget: oh its you. yknow your older brother /gn akai mono likes to piss people off sometimes /silly

conductor: jj rpcker questions why you dont move and im glad i can answer her with "he does in megamix"

chorus kids: hi elleon the screaming screamers. theyre ltierally so sikly. but Watch Out

robots (fillbots): the snall one reminds me of coxmo. yall know cozmo? the lil guy and he had cubs that he plays with. and you cn like. and he. cost 200 dolar. the snall rovoNow i feel nostalgic

pop singer (erina): shhehehjdubdmyedrjguexrguderjugdexkvguuggxrwguvvjgkzhdvjgwxd

monkey (fan club): boy stop staring at me your judgemental ass lyour fuckin We're the best fanclSHUT yo stupid ass up fuckin banana lookin headasss i suppose you should jump off a cli

paddler: scare the shit out of me /half sily

blastronaut and shoot-'em-up radio lady: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

inturders: l + ratio + get blasted

captain blue bird: when i heard this lil shit go "STRETCH OUT YOUR NECK" the firsttime i was like WA IT THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHIGNG,,, WHHWHAHAYTFAFYA

the blue birds: ok actually. the enitre minigame takes me all the way back to the we are number one rh remix imm so df. s SADDACGFHEVVHG /POS

moai kids: doo-womp womp

moai bird: wait i though you were called seagullx

love lizards: Wonderful cnaracters, HHHHHHORIBBLE minigame. that is all. unles you uh. i mean. listen. leans c,oser to you. what if you flicked for each shake.

stomp farI HHEHDHHHHHJBJFXHEHBSDXJHB. GRABS HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM IT WAS OOONNNEEE MOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEE OOOOONENEEEEEE MOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE

oh god the vegetables again: ok!

moles: pats your head. i know. hes very mean to you guys. i mean. like. i misse dlike One of oyu and stomp farmer gave me A GOD FORSAKEN ok. i know its not his fault its the games. judgement system. but the way he

tj snapper: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

tj snapper's girlfriend: me and the goofy guy i pulled by being autistic

the dazzles: stop staring at me im trting my best,,

munchy monk: i call him munchy in my head. he smiles SOOO WIDE in the battle of the bands audience hes so goofy i lov

dj yellow: SCRATCHO

dj blue: i. the lips. the lips. what have the done to you. its gonna be okay. i sure as hell am not drawing you with those big ass lips. hily s

taiko rally squad: DON DOKODOKODON DOKODOKODON kinda unfair how in the try again and ok screens this guy Loses. but in the superb screen BOTH SIDES WIN. PARTICIPATION TROPHY-ASS SHIT

research scientists of love lab: bi4bi. and if youre willing, bi4bi4bi.

the three synchrettes: alley-oop!

dolphins: oh cool dolphins :)

ecto: omg hiiiii helloo litle guyyy i wuv youuu ^_^ kises your snall tiny forehead

booboo: FUCK you FUCK you FUCK you FU

spooky: honestly? i fw him

dog ninja: i wanna cook soup wjf youbyoure soawesome and cool and i lpve you hii doggyyy hi dogy. dohyynkkgunnbuyrctib

mister eagle: thanks for telling me to cut the fruits. i was gonna do that anyway but like. shoutout to you man. props

the frogettes: jj rocker really likes you huh. cant get enough young love rock and roll even

space kicker: hi radar AAGHHHH THE SPACE!!! KI IEKR AAHH ITS HIM INAHIUIBSSYSBIYFIBYDS /VPOS

stepswitcher: love these thangs. i have several of my own thangs. the one i (mc) adore most is the purple thang. his name is mo

JJ ROCLEKEKRKMJ &*;*;&;&$-$×<;^<^<^$ UBGDEBGSCXUGBUSDXGBBHG my eif ei lvoe her so so sp sososososoos muuch foreverrr aheehee giggle. kicks my feet twirls my hair. i think i hauve covid

STUDENT ROKCKONOUCRFUIBCFEJHBGCERBGUSXD MY CHILD HE HAS EVERY DISEASE

airboarder: yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GO

seals: wait. whatd you do with the dolphins. where are they. say somethign . Where are thr DOLPH

smiling coin: do i know you

thr cnaract3rs from tunnel the endless game: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i gues. but like. do you really ned a cowbell to keep driving? i mean. just record yourself playing a cowbell and like play it on the radio. just do that. why am i holding a cowbell anc playing the cowbel for YOU. do it yourselfIs she even listening to. m

glass tappers: ths Glass Tappers J SWEWR EVERY TIME I READ THR WORD "TAPPERS"

the thing from rhythmove dungeon: youre. okay. i guess. i only played your endless game once. uh it 's fine. i mean.

clodhopper pickens: youre so full of glee,, id be happy too if my business card made music,,

slot monster: tjen scdrunkly. scdunkyl. scrunkly. sc

octo-pop: WAHAHHA THE. MSUIC SO FAST

beat machine: i barely messed around with this one. it's fine . wish the crowd wasnt so judgemental thogu

beatbag I dont know this one

kappa dj: ive seen you on davidmismol thumbnails and thats basically it lel

okaye wow owwowow owowowo WOWWOWWOW

[prxtze-l]

Ophelia lived alone in the woods where no one paid her any mind. Camelot was a pretty big kingdom so no one ever thought about anyone living outside of it.

She lived her life peacefully in her small cottage and her garden, only going out twice a week to sell her herbs and plants to the people in the kingdom and going to the market for supplies.

That was until she earned the curiosity of a certain blond prince.

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˚ ༘ .˚🌱୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

It's been a year since Ophelia ran away from the orphanage and found the cottage, by now she already fixed and redecorated everything. She woke up to the sun shining through her window, yawning she got up from her bed and walked to her kitchen. It was a bit cold since she only had her nightgown on from the night before but she was used to the chilly morning.

She began cooking breakfast for herself. It was just a simple plate of pancakes. But before she could dig in, she heard scratching from her door and rushed to open it. Ophelia opened the door to a fluffy white cat.

"Good morning, Heinz," she greeted the white cat. The cat, Heinz, just meowed at her back and entered the house. She always assumed he was a stray from the lack of a collar and how he was always dirty whenever she saw it every morning.  She always wondered where he'd run off to every afternoon only to come back the next day.

She once tried giving him a bath but that didn't end well. Let's just say there were a lot of torn curtains and water splashed everywhere.

Ophelia shrugged off her thoughts and closed the door. She opened the cupboards above her kitchen counter to fetch Heinz his meal. She brought him food so everytime he visited her he'd have something to eat. Grabbing a spare bowl from her dish rack, she poured the tuna in. "Here's your meal Heinz," she called out to the cat.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

After eating her meal she took a quick bath in the springs near her cottage and changed out of her nightgown. Ophelia now wore a brown dress, a black cloak, and black boots.

On her way out, she took a basket that was filled with seedlings she grew. She was about to leave until Heinz ran at her before she could close the door. "You wanna come with me today Heinz?" she asked the cat, even if she knew he couldn't answer her back.

She walked a few feet away from the cottage before turning back, she placed the basket down next to a waiting Heinz. Ophelia held out her hands akin to a music conductor and the ground suddenly trembled, plants from all around rapidly grew in sync, vines dancing and curling around the cottage enough to obscure it from anyone who wandered near.

Ophelia dropped her hands back to her sides when the cottage was fully covered. "That should do it," she picked up the basket from the ground and Heinz, who climbed up to her shoulder. She bunched up her dress and cloak and began to walk out of the forest.

She stopped at a stone wall that blocked her path. "Well that won't do. Right Heinz?" she asked rhetorically but the cat meowed back. Without a second later a branch from a nearby tree grew towards their direction. She hopped on and the branch began to lift them over the wall.

"Thank you, mister tree!" she exclaimed as they stepped off the branch, now over the wall. She waved away the tree branch as it retreated back to the forest.

Ophelia looked around the alley they landed in to make sure the coast was clear. After confirming that it was safe she began to head to the town's market. "Do you want anything before we set up the stand, Heinz?" she looked at the cat that was still perched on her shoulder.

The cat only looked at her and meowed. Nodding as if she understood him she continued on her way to the market.

She snuck through the dark walkways towards her small stand. The market wasn't that busy yet as it was still early in the morning. Ophelia took off her cloak and started to clean the small stand and set up a few pots. She took out the seeds from her basket and began planting them in each of the pots. Growing them as she did so.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

An hour later and she finally finished setting up her stand. By the time she finished, the market was starting to bustle. During her preparations Heinz wandered off to who knows where. She patiently waited until the nice elderly lady from a nearby stand approached her.

"Good morning, dearie!" the old woman greeted her. "Good morning, ma'am!" Ophelia greeted back. "Are you going to buy another plant?" she asked the woman. The old woman always went to her stand whenever it was open and always bought something. Ophelia wouldn't be surprised if her backyard was already filled to the brim with plants growing everywhere.

"You already know it! Anything new you decided to grow this week?" the woman inquired. "I have this new plant I decided to experiment with. It's called a Bougainvillea. It grows in different colors!" she told the old woman.

The old woman awed at the plant. "Well I'll take it!" she cheered. Ophelia taught the woman about everything she needed to know to grow the flower as she sold it.

"Have a good day, dear!" the woman shouted to her when she walked away. Ophelia waved at her as a response.

The day went as usual, people buying her plants from time to time and talking to her. She was well known around the town's market but no one ever knew what her name was. They just referred to her as the beautiful young lady who sold plants in the town's market.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

Hours later, the sun was beginning to set. Houses and market stalls lit up their areas with lamps. All except Ophelia who began to close her stand. She removed the remaining plants from their pots and turned them back to seedlings. She moved them to small bags with dirt and replanted them.

Once she was done, she gathered all the remaining seedlings and put them at the front of her stall. She left them there for anyone who wanted to take them. She had enough to spare so she couldn't really care.

As she was leaving she met up with Heinz. They walked through the busy streets of the market blending into the crowd.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

Somewhere else in the kingdom a certain blond prince snuck out of his bedroom window and into the bustling market that was already lit full of lamps. He wasn't allowed to leave his room after being grounded.

Apparently you weren't supposed to wander away from the knights when they were patrolling, especially when they're guarding you, the prince of the whole kingdom.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

Earlier that day, Tedros was exiting the palace grounds with the knights that were patrolling around the kingdom. Bidding his father farewell, he followed the knights on their horses to the different places around the kingdom.

Around a few hours in, he saw something that caught his eye. The knights he decided to follow were posted by the market. He was advised by his father to observe the knights, saying it was important for him to know the state of the kingdom.

Tedros looked at the busy knights patrolling around the market and walked towards the area where people were surrounding. He couldn't see what they were so excited about but by the sound of the people pushing each other he could tell it was interesting.

He almost couldn't hear anything from the mixed voices until a soft voice cut through the crowd. "Everyone please calm down, there are plenty of plants for all of you," at the sound everyone suddenly calmed down. To anyone else they would've assumed it was the voice that calmed them down but to Tedros he saw how a plant in particular started to waft it's scent through the crowd.

'That's unusual...' Tedros thought to himself.

The crowd calmed down enough that he could finally see where the soft voice came from. It was a girl, probably the same age as him. She looked beautiful. His breath got caught in his throat. He felt his face grow hot.

She looked so kind. He was so caught up in his own thoughts that he didn't realize he was the only one left of the originally small crown and the beautiful girl he was admiring was trying to talk to him.

"..ello? Sir? Would you like to buy anything from my plants?" He snapped out of his thoughts when he saw the beautiful girl staring at him waiting patiently for him to say anything.

Once he realized his embarrassment he sputtered over his words. "Uh– uhm..." He couldn't muster up anything to say.

"I'm assuming you're new to my stall. Would you like a recommendation?" The girl patiently asked him.

"Y-yes..!" Tedros internally face palm himself of making a fool of himself again.

The girl chuckled. "You're weird but in a good way," she told him. Tedros wanted nothing more than for the ground to swallow him at that moment.

"Since you're new to this whole thing, I would recommend a snake plant. They'll thrive in any light condition but you'll have to take care of it," she took the small snake plant that was growing from a small pot. "But it is a bit pricy though," she worried.

"That's fine! How much is it?" Tedros didn't really care about the plant. He just wanted to talk to the girl as long as possible. He got out the pouch filled with gold coins from his back pocket.

He took some out, "will this be enough?"

The girl looked at him baffled. "That's more than enough! But I don't think I have any change for that amount..." she looked at him worriedly.

"It's okay. You can keep the change," Tedros replied enthusiastically. He always made girls swoon with his status. Surely this would woo her.

"But–" she started only for her to feel him take her hand and giving her the gold coins. "Take it," he said genuinely.

"If you say so... Would you like me to put this in a bag?" She accepted the coins and went under the desk to get a bag.

"That would be pretty girl– I mean– pretty good! Pretty good," Tedros caught himself from making a fool of himself again.

Once she finished bagging the plant she handed it to Tedros. He took it from her and was about to thank her, when the knights approached the stand.

"Your Majesty!"

He turned to them but looked back at the stall. The girl was nowhere to be seen. "Huh? Miss?" He called out but didn't receive a reply.

Before Tedros could start to find her the knights arrived. "Your Majesty, you are not supposed to leave the knights' side," the knight that seemed to lead the others scolded him. 

Without getting another word out he was escorted back to the castle, still holding on to the bag fearing he'd accidentally drop it.

Outfits:

⤷ nightgown

⤷ cloak

⤷ boots

⤷ dress

A/N: Hope you liked the first prologue chapter!

[starrison-collector]

Mister Conductor, I love you

[helloliriels]

Since you are the unofficial jumpers of Watson expert, I have a question for you.

Imagine John chooses his jumper of the day to tell Sherlock something. Like a secret language in jumpers. Which message would each of the jumpers convey?

Ooh! I like this! (and am I ?! ♡ (✿◠‿◠) ♡) honored @myriath

(omg don't look at the date) (jesus, liri) (inorite???)

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John likes to be comfortable. Casual. But classic. But ... he's also not a HUGE fan of ironing ... hence the jumpers. Over the years, Sherlock has begun to decode the messages behind each and every one of John's jumpers. As tough, and stong, and durable as John himself. Or soft, and sexy, and tactile ... also like John ...

Sometimes, Sherlock finds a new jumper, and buys it for him. Just to learn what new message this one will carry in their lives.

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The Oatmeal Jumper

I'm nothing. No one. Just an ordinary old man with a war injury. Useless really. Might just sit down and ... blend in. Nothing to see here, right? Wait ... why are you looking at me like I'm ... ? I'm interesting? ... me?? You do realise, it's just ... me ... ? ... right?

Maybe I'll wear it again ... just to test the hypothesis and make sure you aren't ... oh. You are ...

Well then ... I need to think about ... about this ...

The Christmas Jumper

You bought me this and didn't think I'd wear it did you? Well ... joke's on you! I think you're hot. And I'll wear this sweater, no matter how warm it is in here with this fire. Just to show you that I freaking LOVE anything you give me. Even if you don't realize yet how much I love you ... and I'll be damned if i'm even gonna try mentioning it yet! Yeah, nope ... too soon. Just flaunt the jumper.

The Blue Button Down Jumper

I'm your blogger. Your one friend. Your indispensable companion. Your conductor of light. I look good in blue? ... I do. I really do. Think I'll wear this color more often ... Your eyes ... they seem drawn to it. ... to me ... Though I can tell you're trying to show you aren't looking.

The tight layer was a good move ... Maybe I should get a few more.

The Striped Jumper

I'm so cozy around you. I just want to enjoy this morning. Have a lie in. Make breakfast. Let the world mind it's own matters today ... We have each other ... Just you and I against the world.

The Green Jumper Vest

You. Jumped. You jumped, and you made me watch. And now I'm getting married to someone else ...

... Of course I'm comfortable in my new life! See! Old man. Dressed for the part already. Ordinary plain ol' John again, remember? Just. That. Guy™. Clearly not as important as your homeless network or your favourite villain! Even your brother knew! Your damn. Brother.

He's not even looking. Not even ...

I'm burning this vest tomorrow. F*ck it. I could at least try ...

The Blue Jumper Redux

I remember you liked me in blue. How's this then? Cashmere. That's right. Two can dress to kill, mister fancy-pants! I'll wear it and wait to see what you think of it. A bit jealous, eh? heh. That's right.

I've still got it.

Maybe I'll wear this on the stag night.

Just you and me.

Once last chance to make your move.

I don't mind.

[autisticroquebrilliante]

Howdy! (I love ask games) How about uhh, 5, 12 and 21 for Mister Roque ?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

I have quite a few for him, but I'll share one I haven't yet put out. Post-canon Roque, where after him and Partitio build the railroad, Roque gives the company to Partitio fully and becomes a conductor for the railroads ffiekfnsn. Train autism. Man can't retire.

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

Tough question, honestly LMAO. I like writing him being egotistical and prideful that it hurts himself and others lmao. Uhhh what I dont like?? Idk hard ig. Being too wildly out of character.

[asknarashikari]

Me: Who is ready to ride my Christmas Train. *reveals behind the curtain* Takaharu: Huh? New Model? Adult!Right: *exciting noises* Me: Yes. A modern take on the Polar Express that's a high-speed rail. It's ready to depart at any minute. It'll glide through the starry like a dragon. Hikaru: Then why is it shaped like Daijinryu? Me: Because it's cool!

Azuma: Alright! Kids go on in. All the younger kids: *screaming and yelling in happiness* Me: *grumbles* *sighs* I hope this becomes a tradition. Jou: *clings to my arm* Well mister conductor will you please drive? Me: yeah.

Everyone's reaction?

[extreme-the-beatles-cartoon]

Just wanted to share

My new bag and pins. Mister Conductor is waifu

[mithrilhearts]

Did you guys know I am completely and utterly obsessed with @tetchy-frog​’s philharmonic AU? Well you do now, and if you haven’t checked it out yet, you SHOULD. Link will be provided below, but here we are.

BAGGINSHIELD, MODERN AU, INSTRUMENTS, THORIN’S STUPID...WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR???

I got bit by the urge to write a little drabble based on Froje’s AU, taking place before their comic does, kind of, in which we see Fili and Kili trying to give their hopeless uncle some advice on how to better treat Bilbo (who thinks Thorin isn’t fond of him). Honestly, we all know how it goes...but I hope you enjoy! It’s a fun AU to visit!

FROJE IS A GENIUS AND I LOVE THIS AU, THANKS.

→ check out the comic here!

The sigh that left Bilbo’s mouth was about as pleasant as nails on a chalkboard. To say that he was annoyed would be an understatement, and with each passing practice, he was cursing Gandalf’s name under his breath more and more. He loved the dulcimer, and he knew he was damn good at it, but maybe joining this ragtag company for the sake of a few dollars just wasn’t worth it. 

With rosy cheeks and a pouty lip, Bilbo was so busy focusing on his own thoughts that he hadn’t noticed that wretched conductor sauntering over as if this were his greatest plan since the last greatest plan.

“My dear Bilbo, you look as if someone just told you that we were skipping lunch today,” Gandalf teased, earning a harsh glare from the dulcimist. “What seems to be the problem?”

“Your jokes,” Bilbo huffed, focusing on casing his instrument once more, “and him.” Tossing his head to the side as a means to point to the other side of the room, Bilbo could feel little prickles of annoyance across his skin.

“Hm, Thorin?” Gandalf sounded genuinely perplexed as he eyed Thorin who was tuning his harp, and had Fili talking over his shoulder. Whatever it was, it looked important. “Has he done something?”

“That’s the thing. He’s done nothing, unless you count glaring constantly, or rejecting my invitations to eat during our lunch breaks, everyone else has been just fine, but he clearly has something against me.” There was Bilbo’s pout again, his eyes flashing in the conductor’s direction and feeling a bit like a kicked puppy at the rejection time and time again. “This is basically his group, and I still don’t understand why he’s here, or why I’m here.”

A hum buzzed between Gandalf’s lips as he leaned casually against one of the seats next to Bilbo. “Well, you’re the finest dulcimist on this side of the mountain, and I just so happen to find your quirky attitude perfect for this bunch. You remind me so much of your mother,” he advised, a glimmer of mischief in his eyes before sighing. “Thorin is a passionate sort, and he leads this company with an incredible level of dedication. He is a great asset to this orchestra.”

“Well, you’ve got the ass part right.”

“Don’t be so quick to judge, Bilbo Baggins. I guarantee that things are not as they seem,” Gandalf huffed in amusement before reaching over and ruffling Bilbo’s hair like he might have done when Bilbo only reached his knees in height. “In any case, you’ve given Thorin no reason to hate you, just be patient.”

And as much as Bilbo wanted to swat that hand away from his hair, he refrained and the subject was dropped, especially as one of Thorin’s nephews was passing by, yelling across the room about lunch and just how late they were for it. Bilbo’s stomach growled in response and agreement. As he finished packing up his case, he felt Kili slap a hand on his shoulder in passing.

“Afternoon, Mister Boggins!”

What had started as a verbal flub had become something of a joke, and Bilbo could only snort in amusement at the youngster’s words. “See you after lunch, Kili.” For Bilbo was not going to miss out on a meal just as Gandalf had teased.

Cheerful and inconspicuous as Kili was, his grin diminished as soon as Bilbo had his back to him. It spurred the more youthful viola player to bounce across the room towards his uncle, who looked deep in thought with Fili chattering away. “Uncle!” Kili’s sing-song voice was soft, but it alerted the two other Durinson men in the room. “I heard something about someone that I think you’ll be interested in!!”

“You shouldn’t listen to idle gossip, Kili,” Thorin warned with an exasperated sigh, now falling behind because he had both of his nephews chattering about non-orchestra related things. 

“Is it idle gossip when it comes from the subject matter’s mouth?” Kili grinned wide like a cheshire cat. With Thorin’s arched brow, that was enough of a green like for Kili to continue. “The new guy thinks you’re not fond of him.” 

“Bilbo?” Fili asked in confusion before a smirk began to dance across his lips. “You mean the fella that uncle can’t stop looking at?”

Oh, to be teased by his nephews, it brought a sudden flush to Thorin’s cheeks as he dropped his head. “What did he say?” Thorin realized quickly he shouldn’t have asked as Kili pulled up a seat and looked ready to spill the gossip like a cliché high-school girl. “And get to the point.”

“You glare, you reject his invitations to lunch, and quite frankly, I don’t think you’ve said much to him, have you?” Kili chirped.

“I’ve been busy as of late, and…I don’t glare–”

“Yes you do,” Fili interjected with a pat on his uncle’s shoulder. “Maybe it has something to do with your poor eyesight, but you most definitely glare. RBF is your enemy–”

“Resting bitch face,” Kili was quick to clarify, finding no small amount of amusement in Thorin’s head shifting from looking to the left and right at whichever nephew was talking.

Feeling a knot form in his throat, Thorin took a quick glance at where Bilbo once was, but found nothing interesting to look at. The dulcimist was nowhere to be found, which only seemed to spur laughter from both Fili and Kili. “I wasn’t…under the impression I had this…resting bitch face,” but alright. He shrugged and dropped his eyes.

“Don’t worry, you can still turn this around!” Fili encouraged.

“Fee’s right, and you’ve got the right nephews to help you out. All you have to do is follow these steps, and you’ll have Bilbo charmed right out of his pants–”

“Erm, Kee…I’d rather not think about that.”

Thorin’s throat cleared, interrupting the funny little words floating between his nephews as his face grew even hotter. “And what do you suggest?”

Kili merely shrugged. “Well, talking to him is a good place to start. Perhaps a compliment or two in passing? Tell him what you like about him, but do it in a poetic sort of way. You know, big elaborate words that fly right off the page of a romance novel. That’ll make him swoon for sure.”

“Also flowers! I know he’s fond of them based on some of the books he carries with him,” Fili interjected with a grin. “Everyone loves a secret admirer, but think outside the box. Anyone can get roses, be different!”

“Compliments…flowers…” Thorin mused, rubbing at his jaw while trying not to expose just how overwhelmed he felt. “Think outside the box…I think I can manage that.” Rising to his feet and discarding what little work he had been doing, Thorin began to rub at his temples some in thought as a headache began to brew. Perhaps it was all of those missed meals finally catching up with him?

“Where are you going?” Fili asked, half surprised that Thorin even bothered to move, or listen to them speak about Bilbo for that matter.

“To get something to eat. Break is over in an hour, and I expect everyone to be back on time…”

“And maybe you’ll catch Bilbo at the food trucks, hm?” Kili’s brows rose up and down cheekily, earning nothing more than a groan of annoyance from the older fellow as he gave them his back.

After a few moments of silence, and Thorin had departed from the practice room, Fili reached over and poked Kili’s arm. “Ten bucks says he finds some way to goof it up.”

It was a bet that Kili would be a fool to take, but…thankfully he had ten dollars to spare for the inevitable as he shook Fili’s hand. Deal. Though maybe there was a small shred of hope that his uncle wouldn’t find a way to mess it up. Highly unlikely, but it wasn’t impossible.

[megthetrain]

Sodor's Revolutionary Team: Origins

Chapter 7. October 2nd, 1924 (Part 2)

"Are you okay, Mister?", Edward asked Raymond.

Raymond quickly regained his composure.

"Yes, yes, I am! I-I just didn't expect an engine here!", Raymond stammered.

Edward laughed.

"No worries. I'm Edward. Here on behalf of Sir Topham Hatt. He's-uh, having some problems back on Sodor.", Edward explained.

"Problems?", Raymond inquired.

"It's about Sodor's Express. The engine's relatively new so he's taking some time to get used to things.", Edward replied.

Raymond knew about those problems from Sir Topham Hatt. First, he had struggled with multiple small engines working together. But Sir Topham Hatt hadn't told him about a new express engine.

Raymond's heart began to flutter. Maybe this was his big break! Raymond was now deep in thought, but then Edward spoke up again.

"Sorry, but are you perhaps Raymond Browns?", Edward asked.

"Uh, yes.", Raymond replied.

"Oh, I've heard a lot about you!", Edward exclaimed.

"Really?", Raymond asked.

"Sir Topham Hatt told us engines about you! A conductor from Sodor! It made some of us engines excited, you know!", Edward continued.

Raymond was ecstatic. He wanted to talk back but was considerate of Edward's time.

"When's your next run?", Raymond asked.

"Oh, in about 28 minutes. I'll be moving around here and Sodor for the next few days, until Sir Topham Hatt gets the express sorted out.", Edward finished.

"Oh, wow!", Raymond said.

"You told him a lot about us, Edward.", a new voice said, cutting into the conversation.

(END OF PART 2 OF OCTOBER 2ND, 1924)

[demonslayerscript]

Demon Slayer Mugen Train Arc. Episode 1 : Flame Hashira, Kyojuro Rengoku / 鬼滅の刃 無限列車編 第一話『炎柱・煉獄杏寿郎(En-Bashira, Rengoku Kyojuro)』

This episode is totally anime-original, and doesn’t exist in the original manga.

車掌補A「ハァ…　ん？あ…ああ…ハッ！あっ、ああっ…　うああっ！」

Shashoho-Ē  “Haa… N? A…Aa…Ha! A, Aa… Uaa!”

煉獄杏寿郎「うまい！」

Rengoku Kyojuro “Umai!”

Kyojuro Rengoku “Delicious!”

鬼殺隊士A「あっ」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “A.”

杏寿郎「うまい！うまい！」

Kyojuro “Umai! Umai!”

Kyojuro “Delicious! Delicious!”

鬼殺隊士A「炎柱、お食事中失礼します」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “En-Bashira, oshokuji-chu shitsurei shimasu.”

Demon Slayer A “Flame Hashira, forgive me for interrupting your meal.”

杏寿郎「ああ。ここに座るがいい。おやじさん、この若者にも同じ物を」

Kyojuro “Aa. Kokoni suwaruga ii. Oyaji-san, kono wakamono-nimo onaji mono’o.”

Kyojuro “Okay! Take a seat here. Mister, bring this young man the same thing I’m having!”

鬼殺隊士A「よろしいのですか？」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Yoroshiino-desuka?”

Demon Slayer A “Are you sure it’s okay?”

杏寿郎「もちろんだ。俺も、もう一杯もらおう！」

Kyojuro “Mochironda. Oremo, mo-ippai morao!”

Kyojuro “Of course it’s okay! I’ll have another bowl myself!”

蕎麦屋「あんた、気持ちのいい食いっぷりだな。待ってな」

Sobaya “Anta, kimochino ii kuippuri dana. Mattena.”

Soba shop owner “You sure eat with gusto, don’t you? Just sit tight.”

鬼殺隊士A「炎柱、昨夜のお働き、見事でした」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “En-Bashira, kinono ohataraki, migoto deshita.”

Demon Slayer A “Flame Hashira, your work last night was stellar.”

杏寿郎「いや、鬼は逃走した後だったからな。負傷したあの女性はどうなった？」

Kyojuro “Iya, oniwa toso-shita-ato datta karana. Fusho-shita ano joseiwa do-natta?”

Kyojuro “No. It was after the demon fled, after all. How’s the injured woman doing?”

鬼殺隊士A「医師が言うには、傷痕も残らないで済むということです」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Ishiga iu-niwa, kizuatomo nokora-naide sumuto iu-koto desu.”

Demon Slayer A “According to the doctor, her wounds won’t leave her with any scars.”

杏寿郎「そうか。処置が早くて良かった」

Kyojuro “Soka. Shochiga hayakute yokatta.”

Kyojuro “I see. Good thing she got treated early.”

鬼殺隊士A「はい！ご活躍のお陰です」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Hai! Gokatsuyakuno okage desu.”

Demon Slayer A “Yes. It’s thanks to your heroics.”

鬼殺隊士A「いただきます」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Itadaki-masu.”

Demon Slayer A “Thank you for the meal!”

杏寿郎「これは？」

Kyojuro “Korewa?”

Kyojuro “What’s this?”

蕎麦屋「俺のおごりだよ」

Sobaya “Oreno ogori dayo.”

Soba shop owner “That’s my treat.”

杏寿郎「有難い！」

Kyojuro “Arigatai!”

Kyojuro “Appreciate it!”

鬼殺隊士A「あっ、うまい！おやっさん、上野に店出したってやっていけるよ、これ！」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “A, umai! Oyassan, uenoni mise dashitatte yatte-ikeruyo, kore!”

Demon Slayer A “Hey! Delicious! Mister, I bet you’d really thrive if you set up shop in Ueno!”

蕎麦屋「大きなお世話だよ」

Sobaya “Ookina osewa dayo.”

Soba shop owner “What do you know about it?”

杏寿郎「おやじさん、景気はどうかな？」

Kyojuro “Oyaji-san, keikiwa do-kana?”

Kyojuro “Mister, how’s business these days?”

蕎麦屋「どう見えるね？」

Sobaya “Do mierune?”

Soba shop owner “How’s it look to you?”

杏寿郎「悪いな」

Kyojuro “Waruina.”

Kyojuro “Sorry.”

→I think this line’s translation should be “It looks bad.” Although 悪いな(Waruina) can mean “sorry,” in this case Kyojuro is not apologizing but saying the shop’s business looks bad.

蕎麦屋「この沿線で、切り裂き魔ってのが出てるせいで、めっきり人出が減っちまったよ。雇い人にも暇を出す始末さ。こないだは、汽車の車掌がやられたってよ。それに、無限列車ってぇのが運行中止になっちまっただろ。噂じゃな、四十人ばかり乗客が神隠しに遭っちまったって言うぜ」

Sobaya “Kono ensende, kirisakimattenoga deteru-seide, mekkiri hitodega hecchimattayo. Yatoi-nin-nimo hima’o dasu shimatsusa. Konaidawa, kishano shashoga yararetatteyo. Soreni, Mugen-Resshatteenoga unko-chushini nacchmatta-daro. Uwasajana, yonju-nin-bakari jokyakuga kami-kakushini acchimattatte iuze.”

Soba shop owner “Thanks to all the talk about that Slasher being at large around here, people just stopped coming out at night. I even had to let my workers go. They say that a conductor got killed the other day. On top of that, do you know that the Mugen Train is out of service now? Rumor has it… that around 40 of its passengers just disappeared without a trace.”

杏寿郎「ほう、物騒だな」

Kyojuro “Ho, busso dana.”

Kyojuro “Oh… It sounds ominous.”

鬼殺隊士A「炎柱、本題ですが、その無限列車、所在が分かりました。さる機関庫に、人目につかぬよう搬入されたとの情報が」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “En-Bashira, hondai desuga, sono Mugen-Ressha, shozaiga wakari-mashita. Saru kikankoni, hitomeni tsukanu-yo hannyu-sareta-tono johoga.”

Demon Slayer A “Flame Hashira, getting back to why I’m here… We’ve located the Mugen Train. We’ve received word that it was secretly transported to a certain train shed.”

杏寿郎「そうか。うん、うまい！」

Kyojuro “Soka. Un, umai!”

Kyojuro “Is that right? Delicious!”

鬼殺隊士A「無限列車に向かいますか？」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Mugen-Resshani mukai-masuka?”

Demon Slayer A “Will we be heading to the Mugen Train?”

杏寿郎「うむ。だがその前に、車掌の遺体が発見された駅を検分してみよう」

Kyojuro “Umu. Daga sono maeni, shashono itaiga hakken-sareta eki’o kenbun-shite-miyo.”

Kyojuro “Right. But first… let’s inspect the station where the conductor’s body was found.”

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ふく「ハァ…」

Fuku “Haa…”

トミ「ふく、ため息ついてないで、あんぱんお食べ」

Tomi “Fuku, tameiki tsuite-naide, anpan otabe.”

Tomi “Fuku, enough of that sighing. Go on and eat your bean paste bun.”

ふく「うん。お客さん、今日も少なかったね」

Fuku “Un. Okyaku-san, kyomo sukuna-kattane.”

Fuku “Yeah. Not many customers today again, right?”

トミ「毎日言ってるけど、暗い時間は危ないから、明日のお手伝いはお昼からにしようね。夜は鬼が出るから」

Tomi “Mainichi itteru-kedo, kurai jikanwa abunai-kara, ashitano otetsudaiwa ohiru-karani shiyone. Yoruwa oniga deru-kara.”

Tomi “I know that I say this every day, but it’s dangerous to be out after dark. Tomorrow, you can start helping out in the afternoon. Since the demons come out at night.”

鎹鴉の要(かなめ)「異常ナシ！」

Kaname(Kasugai-Garasu) “Ijo nashi!”

Kaname (Kasugai Crow) “All clear!”

鬼殺隊士A「見て回りましたが、変わったところはありませんね」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Mite-mawari-mashitaga, kawatta tokorowa arimasenne.”

Demon Slayer A “I took a look around the area, but there was nothing amiss.”

杏寿郎「うむ」

Kyojuro “Umu.”

Kyojuro “Right!”

ふく「鬼なんかいないよ！」

Fuku “Oni-nanka inaiyo!”

Fuku “There aren’t any demons!”

杏寿郎・鬼殺隊士A「ん？」

Kyojuro, Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “N?”

ふく「また鬼の���…ダメだよ。頑張ってお弁当売らなきゃいけないんだから。お母さんはお腹が大きいし、お父さんは食堂の経営うまくいってないって…」

Fuku “Mata onino hanashi… dame dayo. Ganbatte obento uranakya ikenain-dakara. Okaasanwa onakaga ookiishi, otosanwa shokudono keiei umaku itte-naitte…”

Fuku “You’re bringing up demons again? Just stop, will you? I have to sell as many bento as I can! It’s hard enough with my mother being pregnant, and I heard that my father’s shop isn’t doing well.”

トミ「ハァ…。そんな心配は大人がすればいいの。早朝と夜は、おばあちゃん一人がやるから」

Tomi “Haa… Sonna shinpaiwa otonaga sureba iino. Sochoto yoruwa, obaachan hitoriga yaru-kara.”

Tomi “You can leave that kind of worrying to us adults. I’ll take care of things in the early mornings and nighttime by myself, okay?”

ふく「おばあちゃんが切り裂き魔に襲われたらどうするの！」

Fuku “Obaachanga kirisakimani osoware-tara do-suruno!”

Fuku “And what are we going to do if you get attacked by the Slasher, too?”

トミ「あんたの身代わりなら本望だよ」

Tomi “Antano migawari-nara honmo dayo.”

Tomi “I would be more than happy to sacrifice my life for yours.”

ふく「おばあちゃん！…あっ」

Fuku “Obaachan! …A.”

Fuku “Grandma!”

杏寿郎「やあ、こんばんは！気持ちのいい月夜ですね。俺は鬼を探している者。鬼を見ていませんか？」

Kyojuro “Yaa, konbanwa! Kimochino-ii tsukiyo desune. Orewa oni’o sagashite-iru-mono. Oni’o mite-imasenka?”

Kyojuro “Well, good evening! The moon is exquisite tonight, is it not? I’m searching for a demon. You haven’t seen one, have you?”

鬼殺隊士A「ええ――っ、いきなり!?」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Eeeeee, ikinari!?”

Demon Slayer A “What? Just like that?”

鎹鴉の要「杏寿郎様、単刀直入ガ過ギマス！」

Kaname(Kasugai-Garasu) “Kyojuro-sama, tanto-chokunyuga sugi-masu!”

Kaname (Kasugai Crow) “Lord Kyojuro! You’re being far too blunt!”

トミ「ああ…！」

Tomi “Aa…!”

杏寿郎「ん？ご婦人、何かご存知か？」

Kyojuro “N? Gofujin, nanika gozonjika?”

Kyojuro “Ma’am, is there something you can tell me?”

ふく「お…鬼？変なこと言って、な…何ですか？近づかないで！」

Fuku “O…Oni? Henna koto itte, na…nan-desuka? Chikazuka-naide!”

Fuku “D-Demon? What kind of talk is that? Wh-What’s wrong with you? Stay away from us!”

杏寿郎「危ない！そんなにぶるぶるしていたら、大切なあんぱんを落としてしまうぞ！」

Kyojuro “Abunai! Sonnani buru-buru shite-itara, taisetsuna anpan’o otoshite-shimauzo!”

Kyojuro “Look out! If you keep shaking like that, you’ll end up dropping your precious bean paste bun!”

ふく「来ないで――!!」

Fuku “Konaideeeee!!”

Fuku “Stay away from me!”

トミ「ああっ」

Tomi “Aa.”

鬼殺隊士A「あっ」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “A.”

鎹鴉の要「カア」

Kaname(Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaa.”

鬼殺隊士A「おお…」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Oo…”

杏寿郎「うまい！」

Kyojuro “Umai!”

Kyojuro “Delicious!”

ふく「鬼なんか知らない！いるわけないでしょ、そんなの！」

Fuku “Oni-nanka shira-nai! Iru-wake nai-desho, sonnano!”

Fuku “I don’t believe in demons! There’s no way there could be any, and you know it!”

トミ「ふく、おやめ。この人は、きっと悪い人じゃないよ」

Tomi “Fuku, oyame. Kono hitowa, kitto warui hitoja naiyo.”

Tomi “Fuku, that’s enough. I don’t believe this man is a bad person.”

ふく「…ごめんなさい。このところ、切り裂き魔事件のせいで神経が張り詰めちゃって…」

Fuku “…Gomen-nasai. Kono-tokoro, kirisakima-jikenno seide shinkeiga haritsume-chatte…”

Fuku “I’m sorry. I feel like I’m always on edge these days because of the Slasher incidents.”

杏寿郎「今しがた耳にしたところによると、あなた方は暗いうちから準備して、我々のために弁当を売りに来てくれるのだな。実に有難い。そのような人々が傷つけられることは、決してあってはならない」

Kyojuro “Ima-shigata mimini-shita tokoroni-yoruto, anata-gatawa kurai uchi-kara junbi-shite, ware-wareno tameni bento’o urini kite-kureruno-dana. Jitsuni arigatai. Sono-yona hito-bitoga kizutsuke-rareru-kotowa, kesshite attewa nara-nai.”

Kyojuro “If what I was just told is correct, you two start working while it’s still dark out and come to sell us those bento. I couldn’t be more thankful. No one should ever hurt people like you.”

杏寿郎「安心するがいい。切り裂き魔は俺が片付ける」

Kyojuro “Anshin-suruga ii. Kirisakimawa orega katazukeru.”

Kyojuro “But you can rest easy now! I’ll take care of the Slasher!”

ふく「あなた、一体…」

Fuku “Anata, ittai…”

Fuku “Who in the world are you?”

杏寿郎「では！」

Kyojuro “Dewa!”

Kyojuro “All right, then!”

ふく「あの！」

Fuku “Ano!”

Fuku “Excuse me!”

杏寿郎「ん？」

Kyojuro “N?”

ふく「その…もし良ければ、お弁当買ってもらえませんか？」

Fuku “Sono…moshi yokereba, obento katte-morae-masenka?”

Fuku “Um… If you don’t mind, could you maybe buy some bento?”

杏寿郎「そうだな。では…全部いただこう！」

Kyojuro “Sodana. Dewa…zenbu itadako!”

Kyojuro “That’s a good idea! Okay! I’ll buy them all!”

鬼殺隊士A「あっ、ああ…。あの…炎柱」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “A, aa… Ano…En-Bashira.”

Demon Slayer A “Excuse me, Flame Hashira…”

杏寿郎「隊の皆に良い土産ができたな。ここからは俺一人で行く。ご苦労だった。では」

Kyojuro “Taino minani yoi miyagega dekitana. Koko-karawa ore hitoride iku. Gokuro datta. Dewa.”

Kyojuro “That’ll make a splendid gift for the other Corps members! I’ll be going on alone now. Thanks for your hard work. Goodbye.”

ふく「何だったのかしら…お弁当買ってくれたのは嬉しいけど」

Fuku “Nan-dattano-kashira… Obento katte-kureta-nowa ureshii-kedo.”

Fuku “What was that all about? I’m glad he bought all those bento, but…”

トミ「早く帰るよ、ふく。どうも嫌な感じがしてきたわ。まるで背筋が凍るような…」

Tomi “Hayaku kaeruyo, Fuku. Domo Iyana kanjiga shite-kitawa. Marude sesujiga kooru-yona…”

Tomi “Let’s hurry home now, Fuku. I’m getting a really bad feeling. I can feel a chill going down my spine.”

ふく「おばあちゃん？」

Fuku “Obaachan?”

Fuku “Grandma?”

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車掌補B「あっ。あああ…！だ…誰だ！」

Shashoho-Bī “A. Aaa…! Da…Dareda!”

Conductor B “Who… Who are you?”

杏寿郎「俺は見ての通りの弁当売りだ。決して怪しい者ではない！」

Kyojuro “Orewa miteno-toorino bento-urida. Kesshite ayashii mono-dewa nai!”

Kyojuro “I’m a bento vendor as you can see! I am in no way suspicious!”

鎹鴉の要「カア」

Kaname (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaa.”

車掌補B「いや、しかし…この列車は車庫に入りますので…」

Shashoho-Bī “Iya, shikashi…kono resshawa shakoni hairi-masu-node…”

Conductor B “But this train is heading to the shed now.”

杏寿郎「うむ。了解している。そこに無限列車があると聞いた。それに用がある」

Kyojuro “Umu. Ryokai shite-iru. Sokoni Mugen-Resshaga aruto kiita. Soreni yoga aru.”

Kyojuro “Right! I’m aware of that. I heard that’s where I can find the Mugen Train. That’s the one I have business with.”

車掌補B「無限列車…。それならもう車庫にはありませんよ」

Shashoho-Bī “Mugen-Ressha… Sore-nara mo shako-niwa ari-masen’yo.”

Conductor B “The Mugen Train? If that’s the one you’re looking for, it’s no longer in the shed.”

杏寿郎「そうなのか」

Kyojuro “So-nanoka.”

Kyojuro “Is that right?”

車掌補B「今朝方、設備の整った整備工場へ運ばれてゆきました。あそこですが…」

Shashoho-Bī “Kesa-gata, setsubino totonotta seibi-kojo’e hakobarete-yuki-mashita. Asoko-desuga…”

Conductor B “It was transported to a well-equipped maintenance facility this morning. That one over there.”

杏寿郎「ほう。では俺はここで降りるとしよう！」

Kyojuro “Ho. Dewa orewa kokode oriruto shiyo!”

Kyojuro “Ah. All right, then this is where I’m getting off!”

車掌補B「ええっ！降りるって…！ああっ！」

Shashoho-Bī “Ee! Orirutte…! Aa!”

Conductor B “What? What do you mean, ‘get off’? Hey!”

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杏寿郎「無限列車…なるほど。微(かす)かだが鬼がいた気配が残っている…」

Kyojuro “Mugen-Ressha… Naruhodo. Kasuka-daga oniga ita kehaiga nokotte-iru…”

Kyojuro “The Mugen Train… I see. Though faint, the trace of a demon remains.”

親方「おい、あんた！ここは立ち入り禁止だぜ」

Oyakata “Oi, anta! Kokowa tachiiri-kinshi daze.”

Chief “Hey you! This place is off-limits!”

杏寿郎「やあ！俺は鉄道管理局から依頼されて、弁当を差し入れに来た者だ」

Kyojuro “Yaa! Orewa tetsudo-kanri-kyoku-kara irai-sarete, bento’o sashi-ireni kita monoda.”

Kyojuro “Hey! I was sent here by the Railway Bureau to deliver these bento.”

親方「へえ～。おい！弁当だってよ！」

Oyakata “Heee. Oi! Bento datteyo!”

Chief “Oh? Hey! He says he brought us bento!”

作業員B「はい」

Sagyoin-Bī “Hai.”

作業員C「ああ、すいません」

Sagyoin-Sī “Aa, suimasen.”

親方「おう、詰め所で休んでるタツ坊に一個持ってってやんな」

Oyakata “Ou, tsumeshode yasunderu Tatsuboni ikko mottette-yanna.”

Chief “Hey, take one to Tatsu. He’s resting in the office.”

作業員A「はい、親方」

Sagyoin-Ē “Hai, Oyakata.”

Worker A “Yes, sir.”

杏寿郎「無限列車は何故ここへ移されたんだ？」

Kyojuro “Mugen-Resshawa naze koko’e utsusare-tanda?”

Kyojuro “Why was the Mugen Train brought here?”

親方「フン…車体に原因があるわけねえのに、巷(ちまた)では人喰い列車だ何だと噂されて、それが俺たちは悔しいんだ。だから運行再開が決まった今、精一杯の整備をして送り出してやろうと思ってな」

Oyakata “Fun… Shataini gen’inga aru-wake-nee-noni, chimata-dewa hito-kui-resshada-nandato uwasa-sarete, sorega ore-tachiwa kuyashiinda. Dakara unko-saikaiga kimatta-ima, sei-ippaino seibi’o shite okuri-dashite-yaroto omottena.”

Chief “Right, when there’s no way it’s a problem with the body. Word on the street is that it’s a man-eating train. You don’t know how bitter that makes us. So now that it’s being put back into service, we want to do all we can to get her back into shape and send her back out into the world.”

杏寿郎「運行再開？」

Kyojuro “Unko-saikai?”

Kyojuro “Back into service?”

親方「ああ、明日の夜だ。だからみんなこうやって…」

Oyakata “Aa, ashitano yoruda. Dakara minna ko-yatte…”

Chief “Yeah, tomorrow night. That’s why we’re all here―”

作業員A「うああ―――っ！」

Sagyoin-Ē “Uaaaaaaaa!”

鎹鴉の要「鬼ダ！鬼ガイルゾ！」

Kaname (Kasugai-Garasu) “Onida! Oniga iruzo!”

Kaname (Kasugai Crow) “Demon! There’s a demon here!”

作業員A「ああ…あ…」

Sagyoin-Ē “Aa…A…”

鬼「おっと」

Oni “Otto.”

Demon “Oh!”

親方「タツ坊！」

Oyakata “Tatsubo!”

Chief “Tatsu!”

杏寿郎「下がっていろ」

Kyojuro “Sagatte-iro.”

Kyojuro “All of you, step back!”

タツ坊「親方！」

Tatsubo “Oyakata!”

Tatsu “Chief!”

親方「野郎！」

Oyakata “Yaro!”

Chief “You bastard…”

杏寿郎「少年を放せ！」

Kyojuro “Shonen’o hanase!”

Kyojuro “Let the boy go!”

鬼「鬼狩りか。偉そうに…オエッ、何だ、この匂いは？エイッ」

Oni “Onigarika. Erasoni… Oe, nanda kono nioiwa? Ei.”

Demon “A Demon Slayer? How arrogant. Ugh! What’s this stench?”

杏寿郎「んんっ」

Kyojuro “Nn.”

鬼「鬼になってからこっち、人間の食い物が気色悪くてしかたがねえや」

Oni “Onini natte-kara kocchi, ningenno kuimonoga kishoku-warukute shikataga neeya.”

Demon “Ever since I became a demon, I can’t stand human food. It’s so disgusting.”

杏寿郎「俺の知る人々が真心込めて作った弁当だ。聞き捨てならんな」

Kyojuro “Oreno shiru hito-bitoga magokoro-komete tsukutta bentoda. Kiki-zute naranna.”

Kyojuro “That bento was made with love by people I know. I can’t just ignore that.”

鬼「まずいったらまずいんだよ。お前もまずそうな血の匂いがするぜ、小僧」

Oni “Mazuittara mazuin-dayo. Omaemo mazu-sona chino nioiga suruze, Kozo.”

Demon “If it’s revolting, it’s revolting. Hey boy, your blood smells like it might be revolting, too.”

タツ坊「ううう…」

Tatsubo “Uuu…”

鬼「うまそうな人間は喰っちまうが、まずい奴は夜通し傷つけて楽しむんだ」

Oni “Uma-sona ningenwa kucchimauga, mazui yatsuwa yodooshi kizu-tsukete tanoshimunda.”

Demon “I’ll just devour the humans that seem tasty, but the ones that taste bad… I like to show myself a good time by tormenting them all night!”

杏寿郎「そういうことか、切り裂き魔。不愉快な奴だ」

Kyojuro “So-iu kotoka, Kirisakima. Fuyukaina yatsuda.”

Kyojuro “So, that’s what this is about, Slasher? I find you offensive.”

鬼「悔しかったら俺を、斬ってみろよ！」

Oni “Kuyashi-kattara ore’o kitte-miroyo!”

Demon “If you don’t like me, then… let’s see you slash me!”

親方「な…何なんだ？」

Oyakata “Na…Nan-nanda?”

Chief “Wha… What’s going on?”

鬼「俺を止められた奴はいねえ。俺が一番速い！」

Oni “Ore’o tome-rareta yatsuwa inee. Orega ichi-ban hayai!”

Demon “No one’s ever been able to stop me. I’m the fastest…of them all!”

鬼「悪いな。このガキを抱えてたら斬りにくいよなぁ。一思いに殺(や)っちまった方がいいか？」

Oni “Waruina. Kono gaki’o kakaete-tara kiri-nikui-yonaa. Hito-omoini yacchimatta-hoga iika?”

Demon “Hey, sorry about that. You can’t bring yourself to slash me with this kid in my arms. Should I be considerate and just kill him off?”

タツ坊「た…助けて」

Tatsubo “Ta…Tasukete.”

Tatsu “H-Help…Help me!”

杏寿郎「心配するな。君は必ず、俺が助ける」

Kyojuro “Shinpai suruna. Kimiwa kanarazu, orega tasukeru.”

Kyojuro “Don’t worry! I’m going to save you, no matter what!”

鬼「できっこねえ。昨日だって…」

Oni “Dekikko-nee. Kino-datte…”

Demon “Not on your life. Just yesterday…”

女性「あっ…ああ…」

Josei “A…Aa…”

鬼「別の女を飽きるまで切り刻んでやったぜ」

Oni “Betsuno onna’o akiru-made kiri-kizande-yattaze.”

Demon “I slashed this other woman until I was sick of doing it.”

杏寿郎「なるほど。お前の速さは分かった。しかし、過信しないことだ。昨夜は俺たちが来たために逃げたのかと思ったが、どうやらお前は感知することもできていなかった様子。逃げ足だけは、確かに速いようだな」

Kyojuro “Naruhodo. Omaeno hayasawa wakatta. Shikashi, kashin shinai kotoda. Sakuyawa ore-tachiga kita-tameni nigetano-kato omottaga, do-yara omaewa kanchi-suru-kotomo dekite-inakatta-yosu. Nige-ashi-dakewa, tashikani hayai-yodana.”

Kyojuro “I see. Now I know how fast you are. But I wouldn’t get cocky if I were you. Last night, we thought you’d fled because we showed up, but apparently, you never even detected us. It’s true that you’re quick to escape at least!”

鬼「なにっ？」

Oni “Nani?”

Demon “What?”

杏寿郎「昨夜の被害者も、俺たちが迅速に処置した。傷痕も残らず回復するだろう」

Kyojuro “Sakuyano higaishamo, ore-tachiga jinsokuni shochi shita. Kizu-atomo nokorazu kaifuku suru-daro.”

Kyojuro “We were able to treat your victim from last night right away. She’ll recover without even a single scar.”

鬼「ハッ！たとえ生き延びたとして、そいつは恐怖に一生支配されて生きていくだろうよ」

Oni “Ha! Tatoe iki-nobitato-shite, soitsuwa kyofuni issho shihai-sarete ikite-iku-daroyo.”

Demon “Even if she does survive, she’s doomed to be consumed by fear for the rest of her life.”

杏寿郎「そうはさせん！癒やし難き心の傷も、我々が長い時間をかけて手当てしていく！」

Kyojuro “Sowa sasen! Iyashi-gataki kokorono kizumo, ware-warega nagai jikan’o kakete teate shite-iku!”

Kyojuro “I won’t let that happen! We’re going to treat the wounds of her soul, no matter how hard it may be to heal them, for as long as it takes!”

鬼「フッ。その正義漢面(せいぎかんづら)に目に物を見せてやろうか。その女、もう一度殺しに行ってやる」

Oni “Fu. Sono seigikan-zurani meni-mono’o misete-yaroka. Sono onna, mo-ichido koroshini itte-yaru.”

Demon “I’ll show that self-righteous face of yours a thing or two. I’m going to go kill that woman again!”

杏寿郎「彼女の身柄は隠している。お前に見つけ出すことは不可能だ」

Kyojuro “Kanojono migarawa kakushite-iru. Omaeni mitsuke-dasu-kotowa fukanoda.”

Kyojuro “We’re keeping her hidden! You’ll never find her!”

鬼「クッ。ん？ハハッ、じゃあその弁当売りだ」

Oni “Ku. N? Haha, jaa sono bento-urida.”

Demon “All right, then those bento vendors…”

杏寿郎「俺とは関係のない人たちだ！」

Kyojuro “Ore-towa kankeino nai hito-tachida!”

Kyojuro “They have nothing to do with me!”

鬼「知り合いなんだろう？それ駅弁だろ？どこか分かるぜ。動くな」

Oni “Shiriai nan-daro? Sore eki-ben daro? Dokoka wakaruze. Ugokuna.”

Demon “But you know them, right? Those are station bento, right? I can find out where they’re from. Don’t move!”

杏寿郎「やはりお前は不愉快だ」

Kyojuro “Yahari omaewa fuyukai-da.”

Kyojuro “You do offend me, you know.”

鬼「こっちは愉快だぜ。助けたいなら、俺より早く駅まで来ることだ。その前にこいつは、殺しておくとする！」

Oni “Kocchiwa yukai-daze. Tasuke-tai-nara, ore-yori hayaku eki-made kuru-kotoda. Sono maeni koitsuwa, koroshite-okuto suru!”

Demon “Well, I’m enjoying this! If you want to save them, then get to the station before me. Before that happens… I’ll have to kill this one!”

杏寿郎「ふっ！」

Kyojuro “Fu!”

鬼「くっ」

Oni “Ku.”

タツ坊「うう…」

Tatsubo “Uu…”

鬼「チッ。ヘッ、お先に。ヒャーッ、ハア！」

Oni “Chi. He, osakini. Hyaaa, haa!”

Demon “I’ll be going on ahead.”

親方「頼む。助けてくれ」

Oyakata “Tanomu. Tasukete-kure.”

Chief “Please…Please save him!”

杏寿郎「大丈夫だ。俺に任せろ。それに俺の仲間もすぐに駆け付ける」

Kyojuro “Daijobu-da. Oreni makasero. Soreni oreno nakamamo suguni kake-tsukeru.”

Kyojuro “It’ll be okay. Just leave it to me. Also, my friends will be coming soon.”

鎹鴉の要「コッチダ！コッチダ！コッチダ！」

Kaname (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kocchida! Kocchida! Kocchida!”

Kaname (Kasugai Crow) “This way! This way! This way!”

鬼殺隊士B「煉獄様」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Bī “Rengoku-sama.”

Demon Slayer B “Lord Rengoku!”

杏寿郎「医療班は？」

Kyojuro “Iryo-han-wa?”

Kyojuro “Where’s the medical squad?”

鬼殺隊士B「向かっています」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Bī “Mukatte-imasu.”

Demon Slayer B “They’re on their way.”

杏寿郎「応急処置は済ませた。後は頼む」

Kyojuro “Okyu-shochiwa sumaseta. Atowa tanomu.”

Kyojuro “I’ve given him first aid. I’m leaving the rest to you.”

杏寿郎「フウ…」（全集中の呼吸…）

Kyojuro “Fuu…” (Zen-Shuchuno Kokyu…)

Kyojuro (Total Concentration Breathing.)

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トミ「まったく、ふくはきかん子だねえ」

Tomi “Mattaku, Fukuwa kikan ko-danee.”

Tomi “Really, you don’t listen, do you?”

ふく「手伝うったら手伝うの。おはようございます！」

Fuku “Tetsudau-ttara tetsudauno. Ohayo gozai-masu!”

Fuku “If I say I’m going to help, then I’m going to help! Good morning!”

駅員「やあ。今日も早いねえ」

Eki-in “Yaa. Kyomo hayai-nee.”

Station staff “Hey! You’re as early as ever!”

鬼「匂うぜ」

Oni “Niouze.”

Demon “I can smell them!”

ふく「よし！ん？駅員さん？」

Fuku “Yoshi! N? Eki-in-san?”

Fuku “All right! Station Master?”

鬼「匂う。匂うぜ。お前だな。臭せえ弁当の匂いが染みついていやがる」

Oni “Niou. Niouze. Omae-dana. Kusee bentono nioiga shimi-tsuite-iyagaru.”

Demon “It smells. It smells! It’s you, isn’t it? The one who’s got the stink of those bento clinging to her!”

ふく「あ……」

Fuku “A……”

鬼「お前に恨みはねえが、あの鬼狩りが全部悪いのさ。うおっ。オエエエ～」

Oni “Omaeni uramiwa neega, ano onigariga zenbu warui-nosa. Uo. Oeeeee.”

Demon “Don’t take this personally. It’s all that Demon Slayer’s fault!”

トミ「逃げるんだよ、ふく！」

Tomi “Nigerun-dayo, Fuku!”

Tomi “Make a run for it, Fuku!”

鬼「何しやがる、ババア！」

Oni “Nani shiyagaru, Babaa!”

Demon “What’s the big idea, you hag?”

ふく「ああ…あっ、ああ…」

Fuku “Aa… A, aa…”

鬼「あっ」

Oni “A.”

ふく「あ…あなたは…」

Fuku “A…Anatawa…”

Fuku “Y-You’re…”

杏寿郎「大事はないか？」

Kyojuro “Daijiwa naika?”

Kyojuro “You’re not hurt, are you?”

ふく「あっ、おばあちゃん！」

Fuku “A, Obaachan!”

Fuku “Grandma!”

鬼「クソ！」

Oni “Kuso!”

Demon “Damn!”

トミ「あ…」

Tomi “A…”

鬼「やいババア、さっきはよくも…」

Oni “Yai Babaa, sakkiwa yokumo…”

Demon “Hey, old hag… You’re going to wish you hadn’t…”

鬼「一体、どうやって追いつきやがった？」

Oni “Ittai, do-yatte oitsuki-yagatta?”

Demon “How the hell… did you catch up to me?”

杏寿郎「過信するなと言ったはずだ」

Kyojuro “Kashin-surunato itta-hazuda.”

Kyojuro “I thought I told you not to get cocky.”

鬼「くっ…試してみようじゃねえか。俺がこのババアの喉を切り裂くのが先か、お前が俺の頸を取るのが先か」

Oni “Ku… Tameshite-miyoja neeka. Orega kono babaano nodo’o kiri-saku-noga sakika, omaega oreno kubi’o toru-noga sakika.”

Demon “Why don’t we see who’s faster? Whether I can slash this old hag’s throat first or you can claim my head first!”

杏寿郎「試すには及ばない。お前は、遅い！」

Kyojuro “Tamesu-niwa oyoba-nai. Omaewa, osoi!”

Kyojuro “No need to put it to the test. You’re… slow!”

杏寿郎「炎の呼吸・壱ノ型。不知火(しらぬい)」

Kyojuro “Honoono Kokyu, Ichino Kata. Shiranui.”

Kyojuro “Flame Breathing… First Form… Unknowing Fire!”

トミ「あああ……」

Tomi “Aaa……”

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煉獄槇寿郎「フゥ…」

Rengoku Shinjuro “Fu…”

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トミ「あなたは…救ってくださったのですね、二度も…」

Tomi “Anatawa…sukutte-kudasattano-desune, nidomo…”

Tomi “You…saved us, didn’t you? Twice.”

ふく「おばあちゃん…」

Fuku “Obaachan…”

Fuku “Grandma…”

トミ「忘れもしません。そのお顔、羽織…。私と、ふくの母親は、二十年前、あなたに助けていただきました」

Tomi “Wasuremo shima-sen. Sono okao, haori… Watashito, Fukuno haha-oyawa, niju-nen-mae, anatani tasukete itadaki-mashita.”

Tomi “I’ll never forget that face, that haori. Fuku’s mother… and I… 20 years ago, you saved our lives.”

ふく「おばあちゃん、何言ってるの？」

Fuku “Obaachan, nani itteruno?”

Fuku “Grandma, what are you talking about?”

杏寿郎「それは、きっと俺の父でしょう」

Kyojuro “Sorewa, kitto oreno chichi-desho.”

Kyojuro “That must’ve been my father.”

トミ「ああ…」

Tomi “Aa…”

杏寿郎「俺は父を継いで鬼を狩っているのです。父と同じように、あなたをお守りできたこと、光栄です」

Kyojuro “Orewa chichi’o tsuide oni’o katte-iruno-desu. Chichito onaji-yoni, anata’o omamori dekita-koto, koei desu.”

Kyojuro “I’m following in my father’s footsteps, slaying demons. I’m honored to have protected you just as my father did.”

ふく「はぁ…まだ信じられない。ごめんなさい、おばあちゃん。鬼がいるわけないなんて言って」

Fuku “Haa… Mada shinji-rare-nai. Gomen-nasai, Obaachan. Oniga iru-wake-nai-nante itte.”

Fuku “I still can’t believe it! I’m sorry for saying that there couldn’t be any demons, Grandma.”

杏寿郎「アッハハハハッ。いや、それでいいんだ。鬼を知らず、遭遇もせず、それで天寿を全うできるなら、それが一番だ」

Kyojuro “Ahhahahaha. Iya, sorede iinda. Oni’o shirazu, sogumo sezu, sorede tenju’o matto dekiru-nara, sorega ichibanda.”

Kyojuro “No! That’s how it should be! Not knowing about demons, never running into one… There’s no better way to live out your life!”

ふく「フッ、フフッ」

Fuku “Fu, fufu.”

鬼殺隊士A「炎柱！大丈夫ですか！」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “En-Bashira! Daijobu desuka!”

Demon Slayer A “Flame Hashira! Are you all right?”

杏寿郎「なに、今片付いたところだ」

Kyojuro “Nani, ima katazuita-tokoroda.”

Kyojuro “I only just took care of it now.”

鬼殺隊士A「ご苦労様でした」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Gokuro-sama deshita.”

Demon Slayer A “Thank you for a job well done!”

杏寿郎「うむ」

Kyojuro “Umu.”

Kyojuro “Right!”

鬼殺隊士A「それで、無限列車は？」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Sorede, Mugen-Resshawa?”

Demon Slayer A “So, what about the Mugen Train?”

杏寿郎「今夜中に整備を整え、明日から運行再開とのことだ」

Kyojuro “Kon’ya-juni seibi’o oe, ashita-kara unko-saikai-tono kotoda.”

Kyojuro “The maintenance work will be done tonight, and it’s going back into service tomorrow.”

鬼殺隊士A「それは良かった。これで万事解決ですね」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Sorewa yokatta. Korede banji-kaiketsu desune.”

Demon Slayer A “I’m glad to hear that! So all’s well that ends well, right?”

杏寿郎「それは性急すぎるな。四十人以上も喰った鬼が、この程度であろうはずがない」

Kyojuro “Sorewa seikyu-sugiruna. Yonju-nin-ijomo kutta oniga, kono teidode aro-hazuga nai.”

Kyojuro “It’s a little too soon to be saying that. A demon who’s devoured more than 40 people is surely on a different level than this one.”

鬼殺隊士A「ハッ…では切り裂き魔は、我々の目を攪乱(かくらん)するための？」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Ha… Dewa kirisakimawa, ware-wareno me’o kakuran-suru-tameno?”

Demon Slayer A “Then, the Slasher was only here to serve as a distraction?”

杏寿郎「あるいはそうなのかもな。いずれにせよ、無限列車の鬼は別にいる。もっと強力な、得体の知れない鬼がどこかに潜んでいる」

Kyojuro “Aruiwa so-nano-kamona. Izureni-seyo, Mugen-Resshano oniwa betsuni iru. Motto kyoryokuna, etaino shire-nai oniga dokokani hisonde-iru.”

Kyojuro “That might very well be true. Either way, there’s a different demon on the Mugen Train. A demon who’s far more powerful and mysterious is lurking somewhere.”

鬼殺隊士A「では明日、無限列車に…」

Kisatsu-Taishi-Ē “Dewa asu, Mugen-Resshani…”

Demon Slayer A “Tomorrow, to the Mugen Train, then.”

杏寿郎「無論、乗り込む！もう、今日だがな！」

Kyojuro “Muron, nori-komu! Mo, kyo-dagana!”

Kyojuro “Needless to say, I’ll be boarding it! Actually, it’s today now!”

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客「おい、おやっさん、聞いたかい？」

Kyaku “Oi, Oyassan, kiita-kai?”

Customer “Hey, Pops, did you hear?”

蕎麦屋「あん？」

Sobaya “An?”

Soba shop owner “Huh?”

客「無限列車が再運行だってよ」

Kyaku “Mugen-Resshaga sai-unko datteyo.”

Customer “They say that the Mugen Train is back in service.”

蕎麦屋「へえ～。また妙なことが起きなきゃいいがなぁ」

Sobaya “Heee. Mata myona kotoga oki-nakya iiga-naa.”

Soba shop owner “Oh? I just hope nothing odd happens again.”

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ふく「あの！」

Fuku “Ano!”

Fuku “Excuse me!”

杏寿郎「やあ、弁当屋さん」

Kyojuro “Yaa, Bento-ya-san.”

Kyojuro “Hey there, bento vender!”

ふく「今朝のことは、何てお礼を言っていいか…」

Fuku “Kesano kotowa, nante orei’o itte-iika…”

Fuku “I don’t know what to say to thank you for this morning.”

トミ「これをどうぞ。私らには、こんな物しかないのですが…」

Tomi “Kore’o dozo. Watashira-niwa, konna mono-shika naino-desuga…”

Tomi “Please take these. This is all that we have to give you.”

杏寿郎「おお！実は昨夜、食べ損ねてな。これは何より嬉しい！しかし、代金は払おう」

Kyojuro “Oo! Jitsuwa sakuya, tabe-sokonete-na. Korewa nani-yori ureshii! Shikashi, daikinwa harao.”

Kyojuro “Ah! The thing is, I missed out on having one last night! Nothing could make me happier! But I’ll pay for it.”

ふく「いえ、お気持ちだけで」

Fuku “Ie, okimochi-dakede.”

Fuku “No, it’s the thought that counts!”

杏寿郎「そうか。ではこれは頂くとし、そこにある分を全部買おう！」

Kyojuro “Soka. Dewa korewa itadakuto-shi, sokoni aru bun’o zenbu kao!”

Kyojuro “Is that right? Then let me accept this one and buy all the rest that you have there!”

ふく「ええ―――っ!!」

Fuku “Eeeeeeee!!”

Fuku “Whaaaaat?”

トミ「お気をつけて」

Tomi “Oki’o tsukete.”

Tomi “Please be careful.”

ふく「近くに来たら、また寄ってください」

Fuku “Chikakuni kitara, mata yotte-kudasai.”

Fuku “Please stop by again if you’re in the area!”

杏寿郎「あなた方のことは、父に必ず伝えます。喜ぶことでしょう。ではお元気で！また会いましょう！」

Kyojuro “Anata-gatano kotowa, chichini kanarazu tsutae-masu. Yorokobu koto-desho. Dewa ogenkide! Mata ai-masho!”

Kyojuro “I promise to tell my father about you two. I’m sure he’ll be thrilled. Now then, take care! Let’s meet again one day!”

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嘴平伊之助「な…な…なっ…何だこの生き物は！」

Hashibira Inosuke “Na…na…na… Nanda kono ikimonowa!”

Inosuke Hashibira “Wha…Wh-What… What the hell is this creature?”

ふく「はい。上等弁当三十六銭になります。お茶、お酒、ご一緒にいかがですか？」

Fuku “Hai. Joto-bento sanju-roku-senni nari-masu. Ocha, osake, goisshoni ikaga desuka?”

Fuku “Here’s your first-class bento! That will be 36 sen, please! Would you like some tea or sake with that?”

伊之助「猪突猛進！」

Inosuke “Chototsu-Moshin!”

Inosuke “Comin’ through!”

ふく「ん？」

Fuku “N?”

我妻善逸「やめろ！恥ずかしい！」

Agatsuma Zen’itsu “Yamero! Hazukashii!”

Zenitsu Agatsuma “Stop it! You’re embarrassing us!”

ふく「何かしら？」

Fuku “Nani-kashira?”

Fuku “What’s going on?”

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杏寿郎「ふむ。では、有難くいただこう！」

Kyojuro “Fumu. Dewa, arigataku itadako!”

Kyojuro “Now then, let me partake of this with gratitude!”

杏寿郎「んっ！うまい！」

Kyojuro “N! Umai!”

Kyojuro “Delicious!”

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予告/Yokoku/Preview

竈門炭治郎「無限列車に乗車できたぞ」

Kamado Tanjiro “Mugen-Resshani josha dekitazo.”

Tanjiro Kamado “So, we were able to board the Mugen Train!”

善逸「炭治郎、炎柱に聞きたいことがあるんだろ？会えるといいな」

Zen’itsu “Tanjiro, En-Bashirani kikitai kotoga arun-daro? Aeruto iina.”

Zenitsu “Tanjiro, isn’t there something you want to ask the Flame Hashira? I hope we get to meet him!”

炭治郎「うん」

Tanjiro “Un.”

Tanjiro “Yeah!”

伊之助「柱だと！俺と勝負だ！」

Inosuke “Hashira-dato! Oreto shobuda!”

Inosuke “Hashira, huh? Fight me!”

善逸「うるさいから、お前は黙ってろ！」

Zen’itsu “Urusai-kara, omaewa damattero!”

Zenitsu “Stop that yammering! Just shut up!”

伊之助「んだとコラ！」

Inosuke “Ndato kora!”

Inosuke “What did you say?”

善逸「何だよ！」

Zen’itsu “Nan-dayo!”

Zenitsu “You have a problem with that?”

炭治郎「もう分かったから、伊之助、落ち着こう」

Tanjiro “Mo wakatta-kara, Inosuke, ochitsuko.”

Tanjiro “Okay, we hear you, Inosuke! Calm down now!”

伊之助「フン！」

Inosuke “Fun!”

善逸「バカ猪が。ところで、炎柱ってどんな人なんだろうな？」

Zen’itsu “Baka-inoshishiga. Tokorode, En-Bashiratte donna hito nan-darona?”

Zenitsu “You idiot boar! Anyway, I wonder what kind of person the Flame Hashira is.”

炭治郎「それは…」

Tanjiro “Sorewa…”

Tanjiro “Well―”

鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カアー！」

Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaaaa!”

炭治郎・善逸「おっ？」

Tanjiro, Zen’itsu “O?”

炭治郎「鎹鴉だ」

Tanjiro “Kasugai-Garasuda.”

Tanjiro “It’s the Kasugai Crow!”

鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カア、カア～！」

Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaa, kaaaa!”

炭治郎「うん、うんうん。鎹鴉が煉獄さんについて調べてきてくれたみたいだ」

Tanjiro “Un, un-un. Kasugai-Garasuga Rengoku-sanni tsuite shirabete-kite-kureta-mitaida.”

Tanjiro “It seems like the Kasugai Crow has looked into Rengoku for us.”

善逸「えっ、ほんと？」

Zen’itsu “E, honto?”

Zenitsu “What? Really?”

鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カア」

Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaa.”

炭治郎「“他の柱の皆さんが、煉獄さんをどう思っているか”だって」

Tanjiro “‘Hokano Hashirano mina-sanga, Rengoku-san’o do omotte-iruka’datte.”

Tanjiro “He says he found out how the other Hashira feel about Rengoku.”

善逸「聞きたい、聞きたい！」

Zen’itsu “Kikitai, kikitai!”

Zenitsu “That I have to hear!”

伊之助「柱！全員勝負だ！ムハハハッ！オホホホッ！」

Inosuke “Hashira! Zen’in shobuda! Muhahaha! Ohohoho!”

Inosuke “Hashira! All of you, fight me!”

善逸「はいはい。炭治郎、教えてよ」

Zen’itsu “Hai-hai. Tanjiro, oshieteyo.”

Zenitsu “All right. Tanjiro, let’s hear it.”

炭治郎「うん。じゃあしのぶさんから」

Tanjiro “Un. Jaa Shinobu-san-kara.”

Tanjiro “Okay. Then, let me start with Lady Shinobu.”

蟲柱・胡蝶しのぶ「いい人ですね。話がかみ合わない時がありますけれど」

Mushi-Bashira, Kocho Shinobu “Ii hito desune. Hanashiga kami-awanai tokiga arimasu-keredo.”

Insect Hashira, Shinobu Kocho “I’d say he’s a good person. Though there are times when we’re not on the same wavelength.”

善逸「しのぶさ～ん！いい匂いを思い出しちゃうよ～！他の柱は？」

Zen’itsu “Shinobu-saaan! Ii nioi’o omoi-dashi-chauyooo! Hokano Hashirawa?”

Zenitsu “Lady Shinobu! You remind me of that good smell! How about the other Hashira?”

炭治郎「じゃあ一気に行��よ！」

Tanjiro “Jaa ikkini ikuyo!”

Tanjiro “Okay, let’s hear them all in one go!”

音柱・宇髄天元「派手！俺より目立つな。でもめっちゃいい奴だ」

Oto-Bashira, Uzui Tengen “Hade! Ore-yori medatsuna. Demo meccha ii yatsuda.”

Sound Hashira, Tengen Uzui “Flamboyant! Sticks out even more than me. But he’s a really great guy!”

霞柱・時透無一郎「ふくろうみたい。快活な声が心地よい人」

Kasumi-Bashira, Tokito Muichiro “Fukuro mitai. Kaikatsuna koega kokochi-yoi hito.”

Mist Hashira, Muichiro Tokito “He’s like an owl. That cheery voice is so comforting to hear.”

恋柱・甘露寺蜜璃「かっこいいお兄様！一緒に修行して楽しかった！可愛がってもらいました！」

Koi-Bashira, Kanroji Mitsuri “Kakko-ii oniisama! Isshoni shugyo-shite tanoshi-katta! Kawaigatte morai-mashita!”

Love Hashira, Mitsuri Kanroji “He’s a super-cool big brother! I had so much fun training with him! He really doted on me!”

蛇柱・伊黒小芭内「よく話す。性格がいい。（好き）」

Hebi-Bashira, Iguro Obanai “Yoku hanasu. Seikakuga ii. (Suki)”

Serpent Hashira, Obanai Iguro “Talks a lot. Has a good personality. (Love him)”

風柱・不死川実弥「いいやつだ。（好き）」

Kaze-Bashira, Shinazugawa Sanemi “Ii yatsuda. (Suki)”

Wind Hashira, Sanemi Shinazugawa “He’s a good guy. (Love him)”

岩柱・悲鳴嶼行冥「前向き。弱音を吐かない。正直」

Iwa-Bashira, Himejima Gyomei “Mae-muki. Yowane’o haka-nai. Shojiki.”

Stone Hashira, Gyomei Himejima “Positive. Never whines. Honest.”

炭治郎「…と、こんな感じみたいだ」

Tanjiro “…To, konna kanji mitaida.”

Tanjiro “So, something like that.”

善逸「後は、冨岡さんは？」

Zen’itsu “Atowa, Tomioka-sanwa?”

Zenitsu “Wait, what about Tomioka?”

炭治郎「そうだ、鎹鴉。冨岡さんは？」

Tanjiro “Soda, Kasugai-Garasu. Tomioka-sanwa?”

Tanjiro “He’s right, Kasugai Crow. What about Tomioka?”

鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カア！」

Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaa!”

炭治郎「うんうん、分かった。冨岡さんは煉獄さんについて…」

Tanjiro “Un-un, wakatta. Tomioka-sanwa Rengoku-sanni tsuite…”

Tanjiro “I see. This is what Tomioka had to say about Rengoku…”

水柱・冨岡義勇「よく話しかけてくれる。（好き）」

Mizu-Bashira, Tomioka Giyu “Yoku hanashi-kakete-kureru. (Suki)”

Water Hashira, Giyu Tomioka “He often speaks to me. (Love him)”

炭治郎「…だって」

Tanjiro “…Datte.”

Tanjiro “And there you have it!”

善逸「へえ～。炎柱、みんなに好かれてるみたいだな～」

Zen’itsu “Heee. En-Bashira, minnani sukare-teru mitai danaaa.”

Zenitsu “Oh, really? It seems like everyone loves the Flame Hashira, huh?”

炭治郎「うん。早く会えるといいな」

Tanjiro “Un. Hayaku aeruto iina.”

Tanjiro “Yeah. I can’t wait to meet him!”

伊之助「うおおお――！炎柱、勝負だ！」

Inosuke “Uoooooooo! En-Bashira, shobuda!”

Inosuke “Flame Hashira! Fight me!”

炭治郎「伊之助！」

Tanjiro “Inosuke!”

Tanjiro “Inosuke!”

伊之助「ムギィ～！ぐわっ」

Inosuke “Mugiiii! Guwa.”

炭治郎「あっ。煉獄さん！」

Tanjiro “A. Rengoku-san!”

Tanjiro “Rengoku!”

杏寿郎「次回、鬼滅の刃無限列車編第二話『深い眠り』。みんな、一緒に乗車しよう！」

Kyojuro “Jikai, Kimetsuno Yaiba Mugen-Ressha-hen dai-niwa, ‘Fukai Nemuri.’ Minna, isshoni josha shiyo!”

Kyojuro “Next, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Mugen Train Arc, Episode 2, ‘Deep Sleep’! Let’s all board the train together!”

三人「アニキ～！」

San-nin “Anikiii!”

Three “Big Bro!”

(Continue to Episode 2)

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Any one else find it mind blowing that the same voice actor for MISTER MINT from candyland is the CONDUCTOR ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN the more I think about it the more I hear it in both characters voices IM DEAD