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charlotte / charles: where is my real son *alex*
charlotte / charles: actual son *david*
david: *stares into the camera like it's the office*
#this is why you get into fights with us#stcrstalk#mom#you see this?#can we stay with you#missperegcine#somehcpe#swellofpity
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son ? son ?? son ! SON !! SON!!!!!!!
h-hello mum i’m sorry i disappeared for a bit. . .
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@missperegcine. cont.
he supposes he forgot himself for a moment. or rather, he simply forgot that people are able to be kind solely for the sake of being kind. it’s been so long since he last met anybody who didn’t want something from him, so who can really blame him for jumping to the worst possible conclusion? everybody who was gentle is gone. only the sharks and serpents remain.
‘ i’ve had my fill of volatility, miss. i... simply assumed you had ulterior motives. kindness suits me just fine. ’
#missperegcine#forgive our foolish ways | forties v.#missperegcine | 01.#my middle name is 'any excuse for an au' and i'm sorry
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hello new son #15744
don’t tell obi wan. he might get jealous because there’s another parental figure in my life.
#missperegcine#& go see a star war ( crack threads )#& incoming transmission ( answered ask )#what IS THIS REPLY i don't even
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eliza’s abt to fight al/ma pere/grine icb this
#missperegcine#{ OUT / alex danvers is too good for all of us }#eliza: hates violence#sb: i am the ultimate mom#eliza: ........scuse me
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Today is 4️⃣shanbe SLUTi 😜🍑 when sexy persian 👅 slutty Azeri 👀horny Kurdish 🤗and hot 🇮🇷Iranian🇮🇷thots jump over fire🔥a week before WHOREuz😫😳get your fireTWERKs ready 😏all you sexy spoon bangers 😏🥄✊🏼💦get your dicks 🍆I mean spoons 😳ready to bang for snacks😩💦🍑🍆and don’t ☝🏼forget 😤to set up your 7️⃣SIN😂table by next week😳or no eidi 💸from daddy 😔
this was 16 days ago and i am only posting this bc it is a relic and i must keep this on my blog. a memorial to the sin that bonded us.
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missperegcine replied to your post “ooc:: Hey friends remember that incredible sequence of Gaston’s FC I...”
son I have a shirt for u and some pants too how about a jacket ur gonna catch pneumonia ?
mom no. stop.
#missperegcine#➹ DASH COMMENTARY ➹#➹ IM TOO BOOTYLICIOUS ( crack ) ➹#[ i am embarrassed mom ur gonna make me look uncool in fronT OF AL LMY FRIENDS ]
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So my friend sent me this, and I'm cackling 😂😂
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son you're upsetting your father i have to ground u.
cause i like you . . fine mom
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@missperegcine. sc | teddy.
‘ dolores couldn’t make it. ’ he looks a little disappointed, but hides it a moment with a smile. that good old, honest sort that suits him so well. ‘ she sends her apologies. maybe next time, huh? ’
#missperegcine#( tf. ) thread.#( tf. ) peculiar v.#( tf. ) missperegcine 01.#is this rly our first thread w/ them on this blog wtf
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top 5 movies go
( top five anything | accepting )
this isn’t all time but these are MY faves off the top of my head
moonlight
close encounters of the third kind
die hard
mad max fury road
inherent vice
#shocking. ik.#id put gone girl but also i didnt like gone girl as much as die hard sorry fincher#missperegcine
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@missperegcine did u think i was kidding or ???
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missperegcine replied to your post: OPTIMUS NOOOO
alma: IS THAT THE ROBOT U WANNA FUCK ELOUISE
mom u cant just call me out like that
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WHO'S A COOL MOM? ME.
“I haven’t had another mom in quite sometime, and you’re arguably cooler than her,so…yes. I suppose you are a cool mom.”
#▓ ▒ ░ | Hᴏᴡ Fᴀsᴛ ɪs Lᴏᴏᴘ Mᴀɪʟ? answered#missperegcine#i know the icon is movie millard but it was fitting let me live
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[2:38:24 AM] Mrs. Opie McDramaQueen™: Madam Sec would want u to sleep [2:38:32 AM] Cat | ʙᴇᴅᴇʟɪᴀ ᴅᴜ ᴍᴀᴜʀɪɢᴀʏ: B( don't you pull that on me
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