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1111jenx · 4 years ago

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spicy astro placements &

their culture 🪁💙🪁

(part I)

Hey loveee welcome to the second series following up my first astro culture series!! keep coming back to my pinned masterlist for the next parts🥳

If you missed by first astro culture series, check out my masterlist <3

🪁 leo moon culture is getting upset randomly and post on your instagram story something along the line of "Guys am I a good friend? Just wondering if y'all still wanna be my friends cause like sometimes I don't really know.." as you ignore 99+ group messages k😀

🪁 cancer rising culture is wondering wtf do people like you so much for absolutely no reason its like they just start circling you and start pouring their heart our tf💀 idc what y'all say cancer risings have hella vibes when they're happy

🪁pisces moon culture is using sense of humour to cope like y'all don't process emotions normally someone would literally amost die and you guys go "isn't it kinda funny, no lowkey?"💀💀💀

🪁 aquarius moon culture is being the absolute best at gift-gifting like watch y'all pull up with an heirloom and say smth like "what do you mean how do i know you wanted this? you told me like 9 years ago in a bar underground at 4:55 that you wanted this so i just did my best to find it anyways happy birthday where are the drinks" 💀💀

🪁 sagittarius mercury culture is thinking "fuck dawg i overshared again are they gonna use it against me yes or no fml "

🪁 moon-venus culture is planning a wholeass trip to mexico just so you end up falling asleep for 3 days straight rip

🪁libra moon culture is falling in love with leo moon.

🪁sagittarius rising culture is laughing out loud when you think of something so funny but you know you can't say it out loud cause its hella inappropriate so you start pinching yourself you can shut up😁

🪁 sagittarius placements culture is going in and out of consciousness every time they drink. bruh they're the type to be passing out on the couch for 5 minutes then wake up and act like nothing happen whatsoever light-weight who?💞

🪁 virgo moon culture is disappearing every 3-5 business days and your friends would have to call you to make sure you're still alive

🪁taurus moon culture is never having bad beef with someone upfront. if you cross them, they'll stay away from you and become acquaintances with you love, good vibes only💅🏼

🪁sagittarius moon culture is casual confrontation. would ask you to go out and get juices with them and while y'all are at it they'll be like 😀this drink is so good oh btw did you sleep with my ex the other night?😄

🪁 Mars & Sun dominant culture is your friend telling you to "behave" whenever you see a bitch that has bad blood with your bestie.

🪁 Pluto dominant culture is giving someones that nastiest most degrading look without saying a word after they lose it on you for no reason and then you walk away✨

🪁virgo rising culture is SEVERE ANGER ISSUE. they always suppress it so deep but when its bad its baaaad.

🪁moon in 2H culture is setting a timer at 2 am so you can wake up and kick your one night stand out of your place🤠

🪁taurus mars culture is constantly fighting between whether or not you want to be a hot girl summer and hoe around or celibacy. like its so bad but it feels so good energy amiright

🪁3H stellium culture is getting mad when your original ideas get stolen like thats my intellectual properties bitch

🪁venus-chiron aspects culture is falling for the most difficult people on earth like they would literally always get hurt so so bad in relationships like wtf

🪁saturn in the 10H culture is lowkey being hella nostalgic like they love seeing babies pictures of themselves so much like oh i was innocent once too😌

🪁venus in the 10H culture is getting turned off by the smallest stuff like uh why are you walking weird or why does you keep staring at me weird can you not 😐

🪁cancer rising culture is mastering the art of eye contact;)

🪁 mars in 5H culture is saying something EXTREMELY sexual to get a reaction out of people why are yall like this💀

🪁lilith in 3h culture is not being able to shut up. your stories go on and on and people get lowkey so hooked on it🤣

🪁libra mars culture is throwing rose petals around your place for a d appointment.

🪁libra mars culture is also ✨intense moodswings✨ omg cancer mars can't even compare

🪁libra stellium culture is backing down for mutual peace but if you keep their buttons watch them start throwing shits around bruh its always the one you didn't expect💀💀

🪁moon in 6H culture is having the worst sleep schedule on earth and if they push themselves hard enough they cant still be hella high functional.

🪁jupiter in the 1H culture is being blessed with such gorgeous eyes omg y'all look so mesmerizing stop it

🪁saturn in the 7H culture is being so experimental lowkey??? are open to so many options cause their ability to detach is scary. the type to pick their shits up and dip and tell their hookup that you can walk yourself out don't worry💀

🪁venus in 2H culture is having GENEROUS people coming up to you offering to pay all the time like ??duh yall are the ultimate sugar babies

🪁fixed moon culture is being very forgiving. but they know it will never be the same and the room they once let you in will never be opened for you again.

🪁pisces rising culture is looking like they're always gonna cry or high its never in between

🪁taurus rising culture is people telling you randomly you take really nice picture and you're so aesthetically pleasing

🪁capricorn rising culture is smiling on the outside while you're having a breakdown inside like hold it together rachael you got this not in public energy

🪁sagittarius sun culture is everyone liking you. especially if you have water moon people just tell you everything like you can be doing drugs and people would tell you randomly that they think they're bipolar. sag sun bring people out of their shells fr.

🪁leo rising culture is having a serious conversation and you start to get distracted by your own reflection in the nearby mirror.

🪁 air mercury culture is looking like they can yell😀

🪁 libra rising culture is telling your friend something like "bro if i ever try to beat someone up because they flirt with my man make sure i win if it looks like im losing start to pull me back and say smth like no its not worth it okay i cant lose a fight💀💀"

🪁 gemini rising culture is listening to sad music and cry randomly omfg

🪁scorpio venus culture is getting turned on when someone raises their voice at you like...are you guys okay😄

🪁air moon culture is being lowkey hella possessive lol whoever said they don't have feels is painfully wrong

🪁 leo placements culture is complimenting themselves infront of a mirror and stare at your friends until they agree😄

🪁aquarius placements culture is having secret crushes but they think they're so upfront about it

🪁aries mars culture is wondering if you should get diagnosed for ADHD😀 like please seek help y'all im concern

🪁10H lilith culture is lowkey hating the fact that people think you're a player like bro. my bad let me just celibate then

🪁leo venus culture is having a full on RAGE and shut up immediately when your friends tell you to calm down because you're beautiful. we do be shallow✨

🪁mars-jupiter culture is contemplating on their sense of humour every 2 days like right time right place guys you can't make a joke like that in public ok🤠

🪁 libra placements culture is buying rose quartz because its "pretty" and give you "hella vibes"

🪁 mercury 7H is thinking you're really straightforward but you're not. like yes but also no. amazing at connecting tho

🪁 capricorn venus culture is never getting into a relationship with someone who can't give you security and long term plans like you're 36 matthew, pack it up.

🪁 venus dominant culture is always cutting off people because your so called "friends" keep getting jealous of you like ummm💀

🪁 cancer/pisces placements culture is telling people " no i understand how you feel" and genuinely mean it cause yall have the ability to rly put yourself in others shoes 👠

🪁 leo moon culture is falling in love with seemingly cold and detached people. yup they will EARN that attention they need.

🪁 sagittarius mercury and gemini mercury culture is continuing to yell even louder when someone starts to cry in the middle of confrontation like excuse weren't i the victim😀

🪁 8H/1H placements culture is working out 24/7 but telling your friends you have no energy

🪁 fire rising culture is ordering roses for your friend and send a card with "thinking abt you baddie:)" on her birthday party so her crazyass ex can see it and get jealous muahahaha

🪁 libra rising/venus in 1h culture is telling the group chat not to be mean to your man cause they're meeting for the first time but you know thats gonna take a lot of efforts cause after everything they heard, your psychopaths friends are not gonna be chillin💀

🪁 libra rising culture is hating violence and cruelty but thinks that their soulmate is that one stoner who has a severe mommy issues and dealt drug on the side😄

🪁 cancer mars culture is oversharing or staying quiet no in between never catch them slacking

🪁 taurus placements culture is loving people who are passionate and are dared to have dreams. they're so realistic sometimes its hard for them to dream big:(

🪁 fire rising culture worst fear is waking up one day and you no longer have any passion for anything.

🪁 air rising culture is making heads turn every time you enter a room like your style is so on point

🪁 virgo placements culture is being suspicious of everyone and everything but are blind when it comes to scorpio/cancer placement prove me wrong😎

omg this one was soooooo long istg but i promise to make the next one longer🥳 AS USUAL GIMME A OWA OWA IF U GUYS MAKE THIS FAR PLS TELL ME HOW I RESONATE LUVVV<3

ove,

saint jenx🪐

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baekhvuns · 2 years ago

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Whatever makes the royals uncomfortable is good imo 😉 back in the day I watched and read things about people who worked with them and I just couldn't believe (I mean I could, but still, wtf?!)

Winter is romanticised in general and I'm sick of it. Unless you live in Hallstatt or other places in the Alps don't give me that OMFG WINTER IS SO COOL. - I'm a hater, yes. Sure I love waking up to pure darkness and going home in total darkness as well (AT 4PM), love freezing at the bus stop or scrubbing my cars' windows early in the morning </3 be serious people. Something in the NYC air... yeah pollution kwhhsjdhsjshsha, if I were to move anywhere in the US I would choose NYC or SF.

I cannot remember the Shinee dream, all I know they were at my grandma's house and I was in pyjamas and Teamin didn't want to speak to me, while Key was cooking

I know you can vote and stream normally and if someone wants to do that then fine, but some people are fucking crazy and dramatic and make the experience so bothersome for everyone. Obviously not every user here reads and writes ff, but Twitter is full of sexual things as well, everytime I stumble upon NSFW kpop stan Twitter I wanna die 🤡

You can take my furries, good luck with them!

The smudged lipstick they know what they did and I'm thankful 😳 I might die, but it's fine. And the highlighter too, man is gloooooowing. I remember Atlantis yes! But I need a siren Hwa fic so so baaaad

Not an AU based on my dream 😭 I NEED IT

I actually told Yeo I would like to tattoo a Hehetmon, I feel like I need to do both, the OG and the Hwa one 😅

Baek illiteracy era <3 as long as you can write it's fine! I know, but I was so happy the sad ending wasn't the end game in Clannad it made me appreciate it more actually! Though some people were disappointed and preferred the tragic ending...🔫🔫🔫🔫 but you're right the angst was too much. Who would've fucking guessed �� I'm sorry Yunho stans 💔

Yes Teezers sang at someone's wedding! Reminds me of the recent Taemin wedding spotting, but the fact he was in a turtleneck?!

Models

Welcome user Seonghvws shshdhshsjsnshss

Our boy Seojun spent too much time mopping over Jugyeong, I don't know if he has anyone atm. He's busy being successful! Also her and Suho are so boring, seriously, every time I see Suho I wanna slap him 😭

No one in TXT went to the same event, Soobin was serving vampire though

I only know about that drama because of Jongho's OST. Oh the plot seems interesting and sad... I'll get to it one day ahahhaa

I did scream for the DC girls, yessss also some people were barking...

STOP THAT'S MODEL HWA I NEED HIS SUIT TAKE IT OFF MATE 🔫

Shinee's plagiarism is the only plagiarism I respect and adore 🥰

Boa comeback, Kara comeback soon too MISS NICOLEEEE

Did you take the Skz quiz? I got Seunglix lol, I don't think I'm cute like them 😭 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Whatever makes the royals uncomfortable is good imo 😉 back in the day I watched and read things about people who worked with them and I just couldn't believe (I mean I could, but still, wtf?!)

LMFAOOOO UR RIGHT charles was right for once, the monarchy is so out of touch 😭😭 OH PLS DO ME A FAVOUR AND SPILL 🤲🏼🤲🏼 my late night quora and reddit adventures on the royal family always has me giggling gbendb

I cannot remember the Shinee dream, all I know they were at my grandma's house and I was in pyjamas and Teamin didn't want to speak to me, while Key was cooking

omg ur so right 😭😭 fall >>>> winter,,, the snow??? the slush it makes, the amount of times u slip but the only good thing is when it’s a snowstorm and everything’s closed 😮‍💨IM A HATER RHWKDHWK STOPPP I HAVE BEEN FREEZING !!!! FREEZING AT BUS STOPS AND WE’VE HAD ABOUT 5 SNOWFALLS STARTING MF OCTOBER 😭😭😭 my uni’s in the mountains so it’s either fog or just f r e e z i n g wind,,, LMFAOOOO POLLUTION BFNWBD UR RIGHT UR RIGHT 😭😭😭 TAEMIN WHY DIDNT HE WANNA SPEAK DID U ASK 😭😭 THIS IS SO FUNNY IM INVESTED

atp people are way over the line of over doing things,,, before 2017, this speaks facts (also the way ppl are attacking the op is vile) nothing was about streaming and voting it was more important to enjoy the music and get the concert experience and now??? it’s so embarrassing,,, sTOPPP TWITTER IS WORSE WITH NSFW BC SOMETHING BE TRENDING, SOMETHING SO INNOCENT AND THEN I CLICK IT AND BOOM COCKS EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭 thankfully ihave not stumbled upon nsfw kpop stan side i’d probably deactivate

You can take my furries, good luck with them! /// The smudged lipstick they know what they did and I'm thankful 😳 I might die, but it's fine. And the highlighter too, man is gloooooowing. I remember Atlantis yes! But I need a siren Hwa fic so so baaaad

IM ON MY WAY,,, whoever styled them, i need them to get a raise bc wow,, it’s so simple yet so iconic 😮‍💨😮‍💨 THE STYLIST BETTER PUT THIS SHOOT ON THEIR RESUME,,, MAN IS GLOWING UR RIGHT !!!! THE STYLING THE MAKEUP THE MELANIN 🤌🏼 siren hwa u got it bestie, but do u rmr the siren jk fic 👁👁 it was absolutely amazing show stopping mind blowing fantastic

Not an AU based on my dream 😭 I NEED IT /// I actually told Yeo I would like to tattoo a Hehetmon, I feel like I need to do both, the OG and the Hwa one 😅

I GOT U BC IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT OFTEN ITS A NICE SLICE OF LIFE ,, PLS DO OMG THAT BE SO CUTE 😭😭 do that deranged yunho one too

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 IN MY FLOP ERA <333 I think tbh im glad it ended bc the emotional damage it cost me, like even if the ending was nice the emotional damage has already been done I WASNT EVEN EXCITED ANYMORE I WAS SO PISSED FBHKWDHSK CLANNAD TRIGGERS ME !!!!!

Yes Teezers sang at someone's wedding! Reminds me of the recent Taemin wedding spotting, but the fact he was in a turtleneck?!

PLS THE CAMERA MAN FILMING THEM U KNOW THEY’RE GONNA BE IN THE WEDDING HIGHLIGHTS HAVING A SLOMO MOMENT OF THEMSELVES,,, taemin at a wedding 😔 when is TAEMIN AT HIS MANAGERS WEDDING IM WAITINGGG ITS BEEN TOO LONG FBFB

Models /// Welcome user Seonghvws shshdhshsjsnshss

stop it. mingi model au u say.

IM SO GLAD BC HE DESERVES IT IDC IF SHE ENDS UP SUHO BUT IF SUHO AND HER BREAK UP AND SHE SKRTS TO SEOJUN ITS ON SIGHT 🔫🔫🔫 LMFAOOOO IVE NEVER SEEN A PAIRING BE THIS BAD SINCE BRIDE OF HABAEK 😭😭

No one in TXT went to the same event, Soobin was serving vampire though

YOURE RIGHT EVDJD this twt summarized it perfectly

I only know about that drama because of Jongho's OST. Oh the plot seems interesting and sad... I'll get to it one day ahahhaa

it really is! and jinyoung’s in it as well!!

I did scream for the DC girls, yessss also some people were barking...

LMFAOOOO AS THEY SHOULD !!!!! THROW A BARK FROM ME TOO AT DAMI

STOP THAT'S MODEL HWA I NEED HIS SUIT TAKE IT OFF MATE 🔫

FBWKDHWKDKK HE IS COMING TO LIFE AND IM SCREAMING BC I REREAD MODEL HWA LAST NIGHT AND FHWKFHQKFHWK everytime i see a picture of his hands it reminds me how yOUVE HELD THEM 🔫🔫🔫

Shinee's plagiarism is the only plagiarism I respect and adore 🥰

no but the solo debut teaser looks so good omg i hope he has some taemin influence on him

Boa comeback, Kara comeback soon too MISS NICOLEEEE

boa’s cb sounded like an avril lavigne song fbfb HELLO MISS MAIN DANCER DROP IT DOWWWNN STOP THEIR STAGE IS GONNA BE SO INSANE

Did you take the Skz quiz? I got Seunglix lol, I don't think I'm cute like them 😭 - DV 💖

I DID AND I GOT HYUNCHAN

, i found a new quiz! felt very called out <3

uh anon

😭😭???

pls read this first and then this…

ALSO SAUDI WINNING OVER ARGENTINA???? LMFAOOOO????

ANON

bestie is this not mr and mrs park au

so i started watching the vampire diaries, why is damon a bitch, but a really hot one 🤨

IF I REMEMBER U WERE A CAPRISUN WHAT IS THIS MISS CAPRISUN

did not sign up for this

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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readbythestarlight · 4 years ago

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Sam

Why must you hurt me in this way

Any bit but a k-pop bit I beg

STOP xD

[[MORE]]

Ooooo Yasha joining the tattoo crew!!

Runes?? Orphanmaker??

Is that a name she wants to keep claiming? Reclaim??

Niiiiiice

I can’t wait for tattoo art

"The horses had dresses?"

I do NOT remember the horse dresses

Shopping episode yayyyyy!

Beau is about to get some highly illegal fireworks

lol 50 gold

"Beauregard. Pirate Beauregard."

"Interesting first name, your parents really had a plan for you."

lmao I love this

A whole fricking cart of fireworks

Oh my god this is so PRECIOUS ajslalkss I LOVE JESTER AND MARION

"I wanted to know where my family lives" that’s both funny and sad

Anyway guys I’m like kinda in love with Marion

Fjord and Yasha shopping trip?? Excellent

Alchemical Fire is something Veth will be sorry she missed

Fjord xD

They’re gonna buy something cool and have the rightful owner on their ass for it

They are having too much fun fucking with those poor shop owner xD

"5000 gold!?"

"What if we go to hell or something??!"

Do iiiiiit Yasha

lmao noPE

Yasha and Fjord are disasters together and I LOVE IT

More of them wandering off together

Matching yellow family overalls xD

Poor Yeza lol

xD Fjord

You could have had it for 5k and now you’ve spent 5500 you dork

Wait we know that name don’t we

Sutan?

Wait did they KILL that guy??

What are the odds?

Wouldn’t it be fucking amazing if they killed him with fire?

Marion with the open invitation to her ex and if he doesn’t answer it I will be SALT

Veth please, keep your bedroom stuff in the bedroom :P

Niiiiiice transporting home??

I don’t think Caleb likes the idea of leaving Veth and I get it but... he needs to understand that she needs to be home

Beau realizing she has Authority

Breaaaaak?

I just read the coin story and Lol

This store plays music when you walk in??

Good lord

This shop sounds like Jester’s prank haven

My god

It’s a shame they didn’t find this shop BEFORE traveler con

What’s this other ring I missed it

Oh the spell ring

See THAT’s 5000 well spent

They’ve cleared the stock of so many shops lol

"Anyone interested in small clay doggies?"

F: "Do they move?"

"If... you... make them...?" *wiggles hand*

These losers finally get so much money and they spend it mostly on dumb things and I love it

Please buy the unicorn and give it to Jester I beg you Fjord

Aww dancing and drinks that’s cute

Lollllll Jester

Of course

YES the unicorn

good boy Fjord!

I’m so pleased

Oh look, Jester giving her blessing for a BeauYasha kisssssss ;)

They all ship it at this point let’s be real like Jester over here giving Beau a nudge "you have to give her the chance to make that choice" and Cad with the "thinking about your future" like

Guys you’re amazing

Oh okay imma need Cad doing some bonfire dancing

And Yasha doing bonfire dancing

I NEED it

Uhhhh

WHAT

IS BABY GIRL’S HAIR GOING

IM SO HAPPYYYYY

"How it used to be" that’s amazing I’m gonna cry

Cad: "I miss it, but I’m afraid I might miss this more." <3

"You might be stuck with us for a little while longer."

"That’s a fine future."

"Yeah."

God I’m so soft for all the soft bonding tonight!

I’m so tired I haven’t been properly following but fuck here we go

A Godkiller weapon huh

Eor is an interesting name

But yeah I’ve got a baaaad feel

Oh shit so it’s a fight to find weapons capable of destroying the gods

Oh my god, icy and desolate, he CALLED it when he said earlier they’d end up somewhere frozen xD

I like how just everyone hates Trent

Like they’re just “ew no he sucks” all the time

Too many giant floating cities going on here

They’re not going to go without Veth tho I assume

“LAAVAAAAAA!” xD

Ice breaker ship?? Nice

75,000 gold NICE

“Who are we gonna run into”

God I hope it’s hotboi

“Are you Bren?”

Shit

Matt that’s amazing

But shit

It’s gonna be fucking Trent isn’t it

You CREEP

Nasty creepy freak

Bad vibes bad vibes BAD VIBES

“A proper family reunion” I’m going to stab him

Matt you sneaky bastard

Shiiiiiiit man did not see that coming

We love you too Matt

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers

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thefudge · 5 years ago

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any trash songs that are dear to you, dr. fudge? especially that go well with trashy ships hehe

sorry for replying eons later

well, this question has the power to truly Expose™ me on the first day of Christmas, but… here goes nothing

i think ppl expect me to respond with something like “tear you apart” from she wants revenge, which is a great song! but i’m afraid i’m going to have to take you back to the ye olde days and show you what really embarrassing, early ‘00s trash sounded like.

first, a few concessions:

trash by suede and poison by alice cooper are 80s/90s classics of the “you’re bad for me but i can’t help it” dynamic. but they’re too classy for this list. there’s not gonna be any Divine on this list, no 80s late-disco jams, no “west end girls” by pet shop boys, no britney doing “toxic” or “momma i’m in love with a criminal”, no christina aguilera wrestling in the mud while singing about being “dirty”, no baz luhrmann-esque “lady marmalade”. that’s all great. it’s just not this list.

you also won’t find any my chemical romance, panic at the disco, evanescence, papa roach, marilyn manson etc. because they weren’t part of my trash experience. i mean they were there in the background, i was aware of them (and who hasn’t watched edits with “bring me to life”? don’t lie…)… and they’re kind of similar to what i have here, but they weren’t the trash i was particularly attuned to (plus, manson can choke).

some other exclusions: i remember the original p&p edits back in 2005 had all of these “cuz there’s you and me and all other people” songs that were really wonderful, cheesy, shippy songs. but that’s…not this list (although that would make a great list too! remind me to do that one too!)

i once got a message about how “mr. brightside” by the killers would make a great song for a bonkai edit, and…i like the killers just fine, and that’s a great song, but…no. this list ain’t that.

the trash here is not trash on purpose, it’s not tongue-in-cheek, it’s not a “steamy hot mess”, it’s just…really bad and angsty and earnest and totally committed to the “no one understands me (but you)” vibe that a lot of early ‘00s trash ships fostered.

okay…let’s…shame…me…:

1. cold by crossfade - back in the late ‘00s, you couldn’t find an anime AMV that didn’t have this song in the background, ESPECIALLY if your male character was a murderous, brooding (secretly soft) boi who disdained the female sex because “feelings are weakness” or something. it was baaaad, but it’s a nostalgic fave. the whole song is basically about how that arrogant, cold guy who’s shunned you and treated you badly was secretly into you all this time. yeaahhhh. (i remember this song was also popular with m/m ships because you had that classic dynamic where one of the guys was still in denial about his “gay” feelings. god i miss 2006.)

2. vermilion pt. 2 by slipknot - another 2005/2006 era song that capitalizes on the bad guy/good girl trope where she’s too “good” for the brooding antihero, but he can’t help but ruin her. or something. it’s soooo angsty. it has the great, eerie feeling of a doomed romance which was also definitely written by teenagers. i love it.

3. i hate everything about you by three days grace - obviously, you can’t leave out the big dick energy song.

4. anything by nine inch nails’ 2000-2010 period, but especially “fragile” and “we’re in this together now”, because they’re very much trashy power couple aesthetics, but also aaaaangsssst. “fragile” always cracks me up because it’s basically that one direction song about how the girl doesn’t know she’s beautiful, except it’s alternative rock and trent reznor is screaming about how he has to save this beautiful, pure soul from the corruption of the world. (for anyone expecting “closer”, that’s a great song…but i said real, embarrassing trash).

5. vampire heart by HIM - because OF COURSE. 2006 me was LIVING for Vampire Hunter D AMVs. that iconic line “love me like you love the sun” POETRY OKAY. another fave line has to be “you can’t escape the wrath of my heart”….like, whew, what a badass.

6. hate me by blue october - AAAANGST. aaaaaaaaaangst. maybe the apogee of late ‘00s cheesy alternative rock. but probably not. there’s always one that goes harder. this list, unfortunately, is 90% this genre because they really SLAPPED when you put them together with trashy ships okayyyyy there was an innocence and earnestness that the ‘post-9/11 iraq invasion’ atmosphere really captured.

7. let me go by 3 doors down - see, i was wrong, THIS is the apogee. “you love meeeee, but you don’t know who i aaaaaam” belts the lead singer of this oft-forgotten band aaaaand 15-year old me screamed yaaaaaaaaas

8. pieces by sum 41 - WRONG AGAIN. IT’S THIS ONE. the anime AMVs…my god….i can even tell you, beat by beat where the angsty edits happened depending on the breaks in the song.

9. sour girl by stone temple pilots - “bad” boy waxing about how he’s ruined a good girl? check. super Extra lyrics that go “what would you do? what would you do if i followed you?” check. sarah michelle gellar/buffy being a dark goth muse for the tormented bad boy? triple check!!

10. hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me by U2 - i meaaaaaaan. it’s in the title. 10-year old me WAS LIVING. this is THE batman song, and if there’s a god, it will be featured in the upcoming robert pattinson movie. ppl wanna say this song is more of the “trash on purpose” variety, but i don’t think so. i think joel schumacher plays this dead straight (and “batman forever”, while being one of the cheesiest movies ever made, takes itself extremely serious).

11. insatiable by darren hayes - finally breaking away from the alt rock scene a bit for this one. ppl who are now trying to make this song “respectable” and classify it as sweet 00s nostalgia are WRONG. everything about this song is convoluted and overly wrought and pitch perfect, even the fact that you would never believe that this waspy blond dude in the music video has anything to do with the actual song.

12. behind blue eyes by limp bizkit - don’t look at meeeee. this is basically a meme song. the band itself turned out to be dumpster fire and fred durst is…blehh. but this song stiiiiiill slaps, i have the courage to say it. the video definitely helps, i mean u got that trashy dynamic of prisoner/guardian @___@ and halle berry @___@. half-naked fred durst kinda ruins it, but it’s still got its charm.

13. i have to include some linkin’ park songs here at the end and i’m choosing the ones that were trashiest to me and that’s gotta be “one step closer” and “somewhere i belong” because they were always juxtaposed with villain/heroine ships in edits, and i remember fanfic authors would use them in songfics. “in the end” and “numb” are waaaayyy too classy.

additional “kinda too good for this list” rec: the entire Queen of the Damned soundtrack, but especially “slept so long”, “system” and “before i’m dead” and really ALL the songs.

this disaster list could definitely go on (i’m sure u guys can pitch in. and hey, i might be persuaded to do part 2) but imma stop here before i lose my last shred of credibility on this website lol. k byeeeeeee

#replies #trash #trash ethos #music #long ask #trash ships #my two cents

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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 96 Xs1) "Met Some Friends at A Rock Show"

@creatureofthen1ght-v3 @lovemythsworld @crystalbaby12 @mgkobsessed @5sosfam1dlover @backoftheroomandnotbelonging

"WHAT. Are you guys DOOIN'??" Casie stands over top of Luna and Colson.

Her eyebrows are furrowed and lip is snarled as her hand sits cocked on her hip. Peering down at the two adults. They're still wrapped in each other from the night before. On the floor. Shocked but thankfully dressed.....

"Thank You, Period!!" Luna thinks in gratitude of Casie not finding them naked or fucking. "Thank Fuck I'm just off....." Terror suddenly striking. Luna never more appreciative of clothes.

Reaching his long arms out, Colson drags his daughter down with them. Bear hugging her inside of his body. "We liiiive here nooowww...." Colson growls as he tickles her.

Luna smiles as they remind her of the night on the hallway floor with Ashley and Dom.

"I don't wanna live on the floor!!!" Casie shouts as she grins and play fights with her crazy father.

"Tooooo baaaad...." Luna growls now as she joins in on the tickling of the little girl.

It's not long before The Three of them are wrestling, laughing and rolling all over each other and the floor. Only giving up when Casie gasps between giggles that she can't breathe.

Sprawled out across each other, they hold hands and slowly catch their breath together. Hearts and lungs syncing up. Talking about what they wanna do Today. Luna suggests they hit the pool in The Hilton before they head to LA. Colson and Casie are pumped about this idea. He pops into the group chat, telling everyone the plan. They're all game.

With Casie changed into her swimsuit and on the phone with Emma. Luna and Colson quickly getting stoned in the bathroom, amongst other things as they do the same.

Colson can't keep his hands off of Luna as she tries to slip on a black one piece. Playfully swatting at him as he grabs and pulls her in tight for a passionate kiss.

"I fucking love you." He tells her with that beautiful grin before unlocking the door and letting her be.

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Colson's Eleven are insane. It doesn't matter where they are... They are so FUCKING loud and obnoxious, EVERYONE knows they're there. Whether they want to know it or not. Even with a kid amongst them, their group should still come with a Warning Sign.

However, Casie is having a blast along with them. So... In all honesty, who gives a FUCK. Swimming around freely, she squeals any time one of The Boys catches her. Sending her sailing into the air and splashing through the water.

Bullet watches from a lounge chair. The rest of the group wrestling and jumping all over each other as he sips on a Hurricane.

The Boys try to make Luna, Sam and Ashleigh their victims too as they dunk and toss The Girls around also. The Three of them fighting back playfully, splashing them furiously with fits of laughter when they fail.

Baze chucks Sam across the pool to her flying Fuck Yooouu. Colson and Benny play Luna Ball. It's kinda like Colson and Pete's Moon Pie... But worse. Throwing her whole body between the two of them for a moment before she manages to wiggle out of Colson's catch. Grabbing a false Rook as salvation, The Asshole dunks her to Benny and Colson's YEEEEAHS!! Luna spitting out a water filled I Hate Yous once she hits the surface. Slim and AJ both attack a terrified Ashleigh. Scooping her up for an equal toss.

The Girls come back fierce, sneaking up on each of The Boys individually. They all have such ADD as they joke and fuck around with each other, they don't see The Girls blatant plan. Using their three bodies together to dunk each one in retaliation. Benny being the hardest, barely going down. Casie and Bullet laugh at each one's surprise and The Girls's struggles.

Chicken is played between Colson&Luna V. Baze&Sam. It's a true battle. Baze is more solid than Colson, where Luna and Sam both know each other's weaknesses. The engaged couple's only advantage being, that this isn't her first time on his shoulders. They know how to move together smoothly. Taking Sam and Baze 2 outta 3.

Luna and Colson snake around each other triumphantly. Holding one another as they float around the pool together, kissing lightly. Rook yelling out CAW!! CAW!! to Luna's laughter and Colson's Shut The Fuck Up.

Climbing out after a bit, Luna sits on the edge of the pool with Ashleigh. Colson eventually swimming up to them. Resting his inked arms on Luna's tattooed thighs. Setting his chin on her wet knee, he beams up at them. Asking What 'Cha Talking About.

"The Roxy and what to do with Case..." Luna answers.

"I told you I'd take care of it." Colson says as he sucks water droplets off of her legs. "What are you doing tonight, Ash?" He asks with his teasing smirk.

Both girls erupting into laughter while shaking their heads. He really is an Asshole sometimes.

"Staying at the LA house with Case since Ashton is in Cleveland. We'll all stay there tonight but we gotta be out by 4P tomorrow for Denver on Saturday..." Ashleigh explains their schedule, always exaggerating their departure time to a notoriously late Colson.

It's Thursday.

"Fuck!!" Luna realizes... "What time is it??" She asks frantically hopping up.

It's 154P. Luna has a phone session at 2P.

Leaning down to kiss Colson. She grabs a robe, calling out Love Yoooouu before she disappears.

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Everyone continues to goof off around and inside the pool. Being threatened that they'll be Thrown Out if They Don't Calm Down. Casie's single look being the ONLY thing that tames them.

Colson texts Luna asking what she wants for lunch as they order poolside. Making it back for her turkey BLT and fries just as it's being served.

Everyone eventually tires from the pool. Casie's cold and wants to change. After helping her, Colson redresses Luna's shoulder. He's surprisingly attentive when it comes to His Girls's needs.

Packing up their things. Colson's Eleven finally heads towards The Bus.

Most of them joining the tight burn circle outside of it, exhaling fierce billows of smoke around them. Not that she can't look out the window, but at least they don't HotBox The Bus with Casie in it.

It's a quick hour or so to LA, filled with munchies and stoned jokes. Ashleigh ordering multiple uber's on the way.

Parking up, Don agrees to meet up with them tomorrow. HERE. At 5PM. Okay, Don... He's so EyeRoll Stern. With that Colson's Eleven are on their way home for the night. Or kinda....

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Walking through the door, Colson immediately drops his red LV bag. Letting out an exaggerated UUGGGHH with wide arms blocking the frame. Everyone else pushing against him with What The Fucks as they try to get in too. Finally moving, they all make their way inside. Happy to be off The Road. Even for a night.

Everyone bullshits around for a minute in the kitchen, Luna makes sure Hades&Persephone are alive. They are. Winning Colson a dozen sweet kisses. Ashleigh calling for Family Dinner as they begin to disperse.

"No ONE'S going out tonight until we all eat." She says firmly.

Yes Maaaaa's trail behind them. Even with chuckles, they're all thankful for her constant efforts.

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"Fuuuuuuuckkk I missed this...." Colson moans.

Luna has him straddled. Taking a slow, smooth ride on his cock. Head back as her long hair tickles his thighs.

"Hm?" She asks as she lifts it to look at him, blue eyes sparkling.

"Your sweet pussy in my fucking bed." He asserts as he holds her hips.

Leaning forward, Luna grabs the side of his neck with her right hand. Left one reaching behind her as her fingers play with his balls. Dropping her hips down low into him, she dips her mouth into his ear as he groans in pleasure.

"Awwww... You didn't like fucking me in the park?" She coos as she begins to shift quicker. "Or the on The Bus floor?" She asks seductively.

Recounting the different places and ways they've fucked while on tour in Colson's ear. Luna slides him into her deeper. For each spot.

"Unnhh... Keep talken', Kitten!" Colson encourages her, feeling himself close.

"Mmmm... And what about The Alley?" She moans.

That's it. The intense memory flashes through his mind. Grabbing her waist, Colson flips Luna onto her back.

"Sorry, Baby." He mutters without thinking when she winces.

Throwing her legs over his shoulders, Colson drives into Luna. Both moaning in pleasure from his full strokes. She crosses her legs behind his neck. Wrapping them around his head, drawing him in further. Picking up his pace, Colson grabs Luna's right ankle. Stretching her leg into the air as he lifts up then, dooown. Dick strong and long. Controlling her pussy as he licks and kisses the inside of her heel, sloppy tongue dragging along the curve of her arch to the tip of the side of her red polished toe. Dick raging as he fucks her dirty little ass. Luna has to grab the headboard for support as Colson makes them both cum. Pussy drunk off of him.

"Hmmmm...." Luna purrs in satisfaction as Colson lets her legs go, falling inside of her.

Stroking his back, they talk about an array of things. The Roxy tonight, Luna's therapy session earlier, when Casie goes back to Cleveland, how this leg of the tour ends soon. Some wedding stuff even comes up as they snuggle together.

"You sure you wanna marry me?" Colson looks up with a teasing smile but slightly worried eyes.

"Two times." She reassures him with a grin and a kiss.

"Mmmm... Two times." He agrees huskily into her mouth.

Running his hands along her naked body and through her hair, he kisses her face and neck. This isn't their first Two Times. Colson taking his time as he fucks Luna again.

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Dinner is loud and fun. Ashleigh sending Benny and Bullet to the store for the ingredients for chicken tacos.

With Colson's Eleven gathered around the kitchen table, they talk loudly as they pass cheese, lettuce and other sides around. Busting on each other as they make their tacos.

Casie calling for The Three Dinner Questions as they eat. Going around the table, they each answer The Best Part of Their Day, The Worst and One Thing They've Learned. The overall consensus being The Best is definitely being home for dinner. Thank you, Ashleigh. The other answers vary by the person.

Everyone takes part in cleaning up the kitchen. Except for Ashleigh. The general House Rule being... If You Cook. You DO NOT Clean.

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Luna and Colson are upstairs getting dressed to meet up with Ashley and Dom. Fresh from a ShowerFuck.

Both still naked, Colson rolls a joint as Luna cuts out lines on a square mirror. Each having a different 3:1 ratio. Three Percs and an Add for Luna, the opposite for Colson.

"Race ya..." Luna says with a devious half smile, handing him a straw.

"You're SO fucked up!!! He laughs amused by her antics.

Dipping their faces down, on three, they snort their lines quickly. Luna popping up first. Laughing as she rubs her nose, she calls him an Old Man.

"I got your Old Man, Bitch!!" He complains as he power bombs her on to the bed.

Luna's body bounces as Colson attacks her with his mouth and hands. It's not long before he's back inside of her.

"Fuuuuuck, Bunny...." She sighs with a giggle. "Can we get dressed now?"

"Maybe." He grins as he kisses her again before finally firing up that joint.

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"Looney!!! You're such a RockStar!!!" Casie exclaims once Luna comes downstairs.

Dressed in a black fishnet body stocking, she has on a tight, black leather skirt and a red Bikini Kill tank top over it. Thigh high black boots, heavy black eyes and a lip the same color as her small shirt to finish her off. Hair loose and wild.

"Doesn't she look like a RockStar, Ash?" Casie continues to squeal as she hops around Luna.

"Luna is definitely a RockStar!!" Ashleigh laughs.

She's always admired Luna's style. How it can jump from casual to wild in an instant. Kinda like Luna. One extreme to the next.

"You sure you guys will be okay?" Luna asks. "I can stay... We can have a Girls Night..." She offers to Ashleigh.

Colson comes bounding down the stairs in a white T, heavy jewelry, jeans and red Vans. Overhearing Luna.

"Fuck THAT. You're coming with me." He says as he bows down to peck her cheek before throwing on a gray jacket. "WE OUT!!!" He shouts before kissing Casie and Ashleigh GoodBye.

As The Boys head out the door, Ashleigh pushes Luna with them. A solid GO! coming along with it.

"Okay... Okay...!!" Luna laughs, grabbing her leather off the couch as she uncharacteristically follows directions.

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Getting inside The Roxy is pure hell. Even through the back entrance. Benny and Bullet aren't prepared for this at all. Getting mobbed, Luna and Colson are separated from everyone else. He has her tucked under his arm as The Paparazzi are shouting at them. Lights flashing as they try to move through The Insanity.

"MGK!! MGK!!" One yells.

"BROOKLYN!! ARE YOU LIVING IN LA NOW??" Another shouts.

"WHEN'S THE ACTUAL WEDDING!??" Screams a third.

"LUNA!! DID YOU REALLY BREAK BEBE REXHA'S NOSE!!?"

This one stops Luna cold, causing Colson to lose his grasp on her. Between her actual name being used and the context, she's completely caught off guard. Colson quickly grabbing her hand.

"BACK THE FUCK UP!!" He barks, making the shocked Paps take a pause.

Pulling her safely through The Madness with him, into the building. Even distracted, Luna's heart can't help but subconsciously jump and pussy swell. Colson ain't nothing to be fucked with.

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Inside, they head towards the sticker and graffiti littered stairwell that leads up to BackStage. Still hand in hand.

"How the FUCK do they know my name!!?" Luna explodes on the landing, completely ignoring the Bleta situation.

Colson gives her a side eye. She really is ridiculous sometimes. Pulling her into him, he tries to comfort her.

"A lot of people know your name, Kitten..." He lightly chuckles.

"Fuck you, you know what I mean." She says with an attitude as she pushes off of him.

"I do.... But, you're not 18 or 19yrs old anymore. You're not just Patti Smith and Robert Mapplethorpe's granddaughter. You're THAT Brooklyn Bitch. They know you for YOU and your art. Not your grandparents." He gently explains.

Sighing, Luna burrows back into him. Knowing he's right. It doesn't make it any less stranger to hear her true name on the lips of The Paparazzi.

"I love you." Her muffled voice tells his strong chest.

Lifting her chin to kiss her, he tells her he loves her too. Holding her tightly for a moment.

"Now, come on.... We got places to be, Baby!!" He laughs at her rolling eyes.

Grabbing her hand again, Colson continues to lead Luna into their night.

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"I MISSED YOUS!! I MISSED YOUS!! I MISSED YOUS!! I FUCKING MISSED YOUS!!!" Ashley screams.

Luna can tell Ashley's buzzed as they jump up and down inside a three way hug with Sam. All three giddy as they laugh and squeeze each other. They missed their friend too. So very fucking much.

"And I missed YOU, Mate!!" Dom exclaims, plunking a kiss onto Colson's laughing cheek as they embrace.

Dom does hugs. Not Daps. Extremely soul consuming, I've Got You Forever Hugs. Colson accepts this. Grabbing each other tightly. The two laugh as the comfort of their friendship wraps around them. Truly being The Loneliest Boy, Colson has always found solace in their hugs.

BackStage at The Roxy is a music filled, smoke laced, City of Angel's reunion with alcohol dripping everywhere. Luna and Colson are there with Sam and all The Boys. Ashley with Dom and Travis. Phem's floating around alongside Mod. While Gaggles of Girls are trying to entwine themselves around other random artists, hoping to grasp a handful of the Golden Gods.

Colson runs into Noah and her brother. Introducing them to Luna.

"Hi!! It's such a pleasure to finally meet you. Colson speaks so highly of you." Luna grins with a bright smile as she throws her arms open for them to embrace each other.

"You too!!" Noah exclaims after hugging her. "I've been waiting to meet the magical bitch that locked this crazy motherfucker down!" She laughs.

"She's definitely fucking magical." Colson smirks as he slides his arm around Luna, kissing the top of her head.

Sharing a bottle and a joint, they talk about the new album Noah's working on. Colson asking her if she's signed yet.

"Nah... I'm self producing this one." Noah responds with pride.

"That's fucking awesome." Luna compliments her.

"You know.... Luna's starting her own record lable..." Colson leads.

"Really?" Noah turns to her, eyes wide with interest.

"Yeah.... I'm almost set up. I just need a studio... I'm hoping to be up and running by September." Luna explains.

"Take my number!! I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know who you were before Kells and Nightmare... so I had to check out your stuff... BUT... I DID!!! AND... I'd fucking love to work with you!" Noah exclaims pulling her phone out.

Luna and Noah exchange numbers as Colson watches. He loves the way Luna interacts with people. Especially his friends.

"Yeah, I'm not with a lable because I can't stand these LA fucks." Noah complains.

"Preach, Bro. I was on an independent the last few years and they're still fucking cunts. You should know first and foremost, though. I'm not looking to make anyone famous or turn a profit. If you want to, we CAN...... BUUUT.... Seriously? My main goal is to create a home where we can do whatever the fuck we want artistically without anyone breathing down our fucking necks." Luna says adamantly with NY hands.

Noah understanding in that singular moment why Colson loves Luna. With one conversation, she's pretty sure she loves her too.

"That's so fucking rad, Dude!!!" Noah shouts as she grabs Luna for another hug.

"What's rad?" Ashley asks walking up on them with Sam.

Already knowing the brother and sister duo, Ashley introduces them to Sam. They greet each other kindly before Luna explains what they're talking about.

"If you wanna sign. Sign with Loons." Sam boosts her. "We've been together since the beginning..."

"Sam's my bestfriend drummer." Luna cuts her off to Noah's nod.

This makes Sam grin. She takes a certain pride in how long her and Luna have been friends.

"Bestfriend DRUMMER." Ashley teases Sam with her tongue out.

Ashley had met Sam at the same party she met Luna. Gaining two great friends in one night.

"Shut the fuck up." Sam laughs, giving Ashley a playful shove before turning back to Noah. "Nah, dude... Seriously though, she knows her shit, Man. I've never signed with anyone but if I DID. It'd be with Loons." Sam shoots Luna a smile with a light shrug.

"Cause MY BITCH be The Greeeatest!!" Colson chimes in, sounding like Tony the Tiger as he scoops Luna from around the waist.

The four girls laugh. Telling him to Shut The Fuck Up in unison. Making them laugh harder and Colson love and adore each one of them a little bit more.

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Dom performing is the definition of a Live Wire. You look left. He's stage right. You go right, he's in the middle. Before your eyes can find him OnStage, he's gone. Being carried by the sea of hands in the crowd.

Ashley pops OnStage with him for 11 Minutes. Luna loves the song and they're great. Yet, even though it's the first time she's seen them perform together, Luna can tell there's something off....

With his set coming to an end, Dom struts his sweet ass across the stage. Pumping up his fans. Asking if they Want More to their screams.

"WELL, MAAATES!!!! OUI'VE GOT ONE LAST SOIPRIOSE FOR YA THEN!!!!!" He screams back.

Colson steps up to the mic as he plays the opening chords to I Think I'm Okay. The audience losing their SHIT. The whole building rumbling from their screams.

On the side of the stage Ashley slips her hand into Luna's. Turning to each other, they grin. They love this fucking song. There is something indescribable about watching music grow. Witnessing an embryo find it's fulfillment is a privilege they both appreciate. Hearts catching in each of their lungs as they continue to hold hands. Sam and Noah beside them, the four of them rock out like FanGirls. Jumping and bashing into each other as they sing and laugh through the whole song. Word for word.

Finishing up, Dom lays his sweaty head against Colson's shoulder as he laughs. They had talked earlier about what Colson's about to say. The Girl's having no idea.

"So, we got these girlfriends, right?" He asks to the room's roar. "You think they wit us tonight?"

The room roars louder.

"Ya GOD DAMN RIGHT they wit us!!" He grins as he continues. "Because they a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!" Colson shouts.

Luna and Ashley look at each other. Thinking the same thing. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS.

"Can we get you out here, Kitten?" Colson asks, looking Luna directly in the eye.

"Yah, Baaabe!!! Cum oot!!!" Dom coaxes Ashley.

Noah and Sam laugh at the two artists. Sam pushing both her friends on to the stage. Going out together, they each instinctively throw up an arm with smiles on their faces as they head out.

It is a MAN'S WORLD. Both thinking their boyfriends and friends are fucking Assholes. The crowd ironically going wild at the sight of the two falsely smiling women.

"I fucking hate you." Luna whispers as Colson sets the electric around her neck.

Dom's band moves OffStage as Colson shouts for His Fucking Crew. Rook, AJ and Baze producing themselves quickly. Rook slams into the kit, playing a couple lines from Smells Like Teen Spirit as Dom grabs his own guitar and the other's tune up. This is gonna be an interesting showing.

With her mic in hand, Ashley counts off 1.2.3.4. as they slam into their instruments. The powerful beat infiltrating everyone within ear shots soul.

🎼I!!!//Keep a record//Of their wreckage//And their lies🎶

Ashley belts out fiercely. Vocals strong and clear. Slamming through the opening chorus with Rook's drums as everyone inside The Roxy sings along with her. On her que, Luna steps up to her own mic stand. Ripping through the lyrics. Mind wild as she let's loose.

🎶I'm fucked up//And angry//So tonight//SCARED//Is what//You should be🎶

Changing the last lyrics out of anger towards Colson before Ashley comes in with her to snark about smiling. Dom flowing in with them, belting along with how We Don't Owe You A God Damn Thing. Luna singing through her frustration with Colson.

It's a one of a kind performance. Raw and spontaneous. A strong female anthem raging through THAT Brooklyn Bitch with Halsey, YungBlud, Machine Gun Kelly and his band.

It's a historical night for music to the naked eye and what SHOULD BE equality. If Luna didn't feel fucking controlled. The group of them are a musical force to reckoned with.... And it'd have been really fucking cool if The Boys had told The Girls beforehand. REALLY fucking cool. Their shove basically showcased the song's message. Dudes suck and think they can make Us do whatever the fuck they want. Fucking Dickheads.

Ashley starts to clap, involving everyone as the four of them blend together at the end. Ashley and Dom sharing a mic, going first. Harmonizing and clapping together.

🎶We're no sweet dream//But//We're a hell of a night🎶

Colson knowingly lifts Luna's guitar off her bad shoulder so she can clap. Colson and Luna come in together on que. Their voices are sweet together.

🎶No//We're no sweet dream//But//We're a hell of a night🎶

Until Luna grabs the mic and let's loose. Looking back directly at Colson with the Yellow Ring bursting in her blue eyes.

"SING IT WITH UUUSSSS!!!!" She shouts before sliding back to share the mic with him.

🎶I SAID//WE'RE NO SWEET DREAM//BUT//WE'RE A HELL OF A NIIIIIIGGHHHHT🎶

With everyone still clapping on beat, all four are belting together in harmony with their vast amount of friends. The entire venue singing with them. The audience. Their peoples, both Back and Side stage. The vendors. Everyone.

🎶WE SAID//WE'RE NO SWEET DREAM//BUT WE'RE//A HELL OF A NIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHT🎶

Still angry, Luna grabs her guitar and kicks in loud and unforgiving. Shouting "WHAT THE FUCK DO WE FUCKING DO!!!" Before slamming back into the meaningful chorus.

🎶I!!!!!//KEEP A RECORD//OF THEIR WRECKAGE//AND THEIR LIES//WE'RE STARTEN' TO WEAPONIZE//OUR POWERFUL MINDS//THEY TALK SHIT//BUT WE WON'T//TAKE IT THIS TIME//AND THEY'LL REALIZE🎶

The entire FUCKING building ERUPTS. Singing along with her rage. Following her lead, they're one. Not individuals. ONE. Singing their same message.

🎶WE SAID....//WE'RE NO SWEET DREAM//BUT//WE'RE A HELL OF A NIIIIIIIIGT🎶

Luna signals the end to Rook. Slamming them out as smoke explodes and the lights drop. It's a hell of an ending to a GREAT fucking show.

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"You guys are FUCKING assholes." Luna complains, giving Colson an annoyed push.

"You loved it!!" He laughs, grabbing her tightly as he kisses her.

He's right. She did love it. Music and performing are in Luna's bones. She BELONGS on the stage. With her loves. Exactly like she was tonight. But with fucking notice. And more importantly, consent. Patti 2.0

"No." Luna refuses to submit as she kisses him back harshly.

"LUUUNNNAAAAAA!!!" A warm, familiar voice interrupting them.

Luna turns to find Billie gliding towards her. Having not seen her friend since The Tea Party or for what feels like forever beforehand, Luna sprints towards the human. Forgetting all about Colson's indiscretion.

Grasping each other hard in relief and comfort. Their souls feel a sensation of relief once their bodies touch.

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Billie Is. Was. And Will Always Be. Luna's first friend in her adventure as Patti Smith's granddaughter. Meeting when they were 8yrs old, besides Jackson & Opie, Billie is the only one to beat out Sam in longevity. Ashley secretly hating them both. Being products of The Greats.... Billie understands Luna and what it's like to want to hide and not use their names. With their own merit, they had established their own professional identities. For a long time you had to REALLY dig in order to figure out who they're related.... Until Billie lost her mom and grandmom within days. Putting her on blast. Luna flying out of her mourning coma to sit with Billie. Days after she had found Justin. Being only one of the two reasons Luna had hit The Coast until recently. Luna had held her friend's hand as she quietly cried for both of them. Angry and scared for their lives ahead.

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"FUUUUCK ME!!!!!" Luna shouts with a wide grin as her and Billie tightly embrace.

"Hi." They say in unison. "Jinx." They catch each other again, laughing at their synchronicity.

Luna and Billie squeeze each other's guts out. Both trying to fight back tears over the happiness of holding each other.

"Dude." Luna reels back grinning. "You're face is in my face!!!" She cheeses, kissing Billie's lips. "I missed your fucking faaace SO MUCH!!" She shouts in drunken happiness. "How the fuck is filming going.... No! Don't tell me! I don't wanna know ANYTHING!!" Luna laughs as she kisses Billie's cheek again.

"I'm not telling you SHIT!!! The last time I spilled anything you didn't talk to me for 3wks!!" Billie laughs.

Grabbing Luna again. They nuzzle into each other. Billie comforted by Luna's constant smell of weed smoke, coconut oil and Euphoria. Some things never change. Luna finding the same comforting touches of jasmine and lavender inside her friend. They've really have known each other too long.

Drunk and excited, Luna sees Austen, Billie's boyfriend and their friend Evan over Billie's shoulder as they hug. Luna finally letting her go for the first time. Greeting her two other friends with tight hugs and pecks on the cheek.

Austen was The Tea Party but Luna hasn't seen Evan for a while. Excited to catch up, they start to talk about their new projects.

"The wedding!?!" Billie asks pulling Luna back towards her.

Luna can only beam. She's so happy to see her friend. And honestly, she doesn't know which one she's talking about.

"Yes?" Luna beams as her arms wrap around Billie's waist again.

"When. Where...? Online says a fucking festival...." Billie gives Luna a firm eye. "I'm trying not to be pissed that TMZ knows more about you than I do right now..."

"I knooooowwwww....." Luna complains, hanging her head. "I'm SO fucking sorry.... It happened out of no where..."

Luna popping out her left hand as proof. Guitar string proudly wrapped around her finger."I'm an Asshole. I told P and Fran personally..... But in my defense.. I couldn't get ahold of you...." She tries her weak excuse.

Luna goes on to explain the small ceremony in Cleveland and.... What she can regarding EstFest, never being an attendee.

"WHY? NO... Never mind, I know why!!" Billie laughs. "I got a ticket to both. Right?" She asks with a cocked eyebrow.

"Yes. Duh.... I will make that shit happen...." Luna laughs as she grips her friend.

"You're getting fucking married....." Billie throws her arms out with tears in her eyes. "This is good...yes?" She asks Luna.

Feeling her friend's worry. Luna's moving faster than anyone would think....BUT..... Luna knows what she knows. In her heart, she fell in love with Colson upon sight. Almost 10yrs ago. Knowing his demons, she acknowledges them as her own. She Is His as He is Her's. It's that simple.

"Yes." Luna grins. "I truly fucking love him."

Billie squeezes her. Aware of Frannie's thoughts and Ashley's acceptance. They all know Luna will to do what EVER the fuck she wants. Regardless. It's all about being her friend through it.

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"Oi! I don't... They cancelled, Mate!! Ova liqa!! When did alcohol become mo important than the music MATE!?!! I ASK YOU.... WHEN!!!"

Dom is complaining with a valid point to Colson about Utah's Camp Out cancellation. Being the alcoholic and drug addict that he is, Colson doesn't have much complaints.

"I didn't want to see FuckFace anyway...." Ashley slurs into Luna's ear.

Luna knows she's talking about G - FuckFace Extraordinaire I Think I'm Cool - McEeeeeZy.

Luna wouldn't mind seeing him. He had hurt Ashley so deeply and had acted so fucked up towards her afterwards, it called for the second trip to The Coast. Luna and Gerald's last exchange becoming beyond violent. Going straight to his house once she landed, Ashley and Luna caused a lot of separate damage that night. Ashley to his home and Luna to his body. Both keying his car after Luna fucked him up with a kitchen chair. Her steel pussy never being afraid to battle ANYONE. She's still patiently waiting until she catches that bitch on the low. With Ashley still hurting, Luna wants another piece of him.

"That's why it's cancelled..." Luna murmurs into her friends ear. "Cause he a bitch... Bitch." Luna laughs.

Wrapping herself around Ashley, Luna tries to remind her why she's here. They're both pretty drunk though. Ashley a bit more.

"He's young....." Ashley laughs as she complains.

"We're all young..." Luna battles, trying to hold on to her youth.

"No. He's baby young." Ashley states. Cocking her head, she questions Luna. "Kells wants you to have his babies, doesn't he???"

The question is almost indignant. Like a challenge.

"Uhhhmmm... I don't..." Luna side steps. "Dude. Who the fuck wants to bring a kid into this ShitHole?" She continues with a question.

"I DO!!!!!!" Ashley drunkenly shouts at her.

Her volume drawls attention to their conversation. Luna brushing any and all off. She takes a Ashley to the bathroom.

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mrshenrybolet · 6 years ago

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Currently playing: WAC

It’s snowing outside and it is the start of a 3 day weekend. This is fucking ideal.

Saying “Coucou want fruit” out loud to yourself while in the bathroom is not the best way to fit in, Nancy

Izzy saying “tOOOO BAAAAD HUUHH” makes me want to off myself

Y’all I just googled the Adirondack mountains, where Waverly is located, and I’m moving my ass there right fucking now

I love that someone has checked out “Grenny and the Water Fairy” by John Penvellyn

I’ve been spending so much time looking shit up in the library catalog fucking NIGHT FELL

“Disturbance - Minor Altercation: Two students involved — no injuries reported.” I guess you could say it was a..........cat fight.

Snack shop except it’s a full fucking meal

That damn scream is never explained and it high key makes me so curious

Waverly Academy had OG YikYak before it was a thing

For someone so desperate for people to like her, Corine sure is quick to try to bargain with Nancy when she asks her for the library key

Like she literally has her leave the key in the lock and doesn’t bother to grab it for days, so it’s not like it’s such a big deal to unlock the damn thing

Okay literally I’ve done so much already and Leela still hasn’t appeared???

Whoops I accidentally waited until day 3 to meet Rachel. Nancy’s definitely still telling Rachel it’s her first day though.

Well. Nancy is Rachel’s bitch now.

Mel is knock off Henry and it’s nOT THE SAME.

I want more backstory on Paige. Why is she so damn cranky all the time?

So I guess you have to meet Rachel before Leela will grace you with her appearance

“You heard about the Black Cat, right?” Yes, Leela. I’ve been here for 3 days.

Fun fact I suck ass at air hockey

The fact that I had to beat Leela at a game for her to get Megan’s picture, and now have to beat her at another game for her to actually give it to me is actual BS

Leela I am literally beating you 563 to 170 on your last turn, you can stop with the “OH YEAH”s

I’m digging Megan’s smoky eye look

I got one credit for enhancing the school web site, but I literally haven’t done anything but plug my phone in??

“It’ll be nice just having you for a friend!” “...right” Dude when even Rachel thinks you’re weird, you need to chill the fuck out.

“Hunting down the facts is kind of a hobby with me, anyway!” BITCH. YOU. ARE. UNDERCOVER.

Mel’s paper is dated 11/17, and the school is on mid-term break. Do these girls not go home for Thanksgiving?

I don’t think I will ever understand how Paper Trail works. I put in two combinations of numbers with no repeating digits, and it just says “Unknown Address” like what the fuck

What’s that? Paige is looking for me? Better duck in the library and slam. the fucking. door.

Does Corine even know what a vacuum is? These dust bunnies are fucking gross.

It’s starting to snow. God bless this game.

Boyfriend problems? My boyfriend IS the problem. The problem is he exists.

I literally adore this game and Waverly Academy but I really wish we had the opportunity to explore more of the school. Missed opportunity.

Izzy’s side of the room just. Exudes narcissism

Ah yes, let me move all of Leela’s athletic gear to find the book, and then put nothing back

There have been 3 mentions of BO in this game. Why.

NANCY LEGITIMATELY JUST ENDED HER PHONE CALL WITH NED BY SAYING “BYE, BIG GUY” AND I WISH I WERE DEAD

Rachel/Kim is literally the most ungrateful lil brat

Well I just opened the furnace and my task list now says “Figure out how to get out of that room with the pendulum so Corine doesn’t get away (and I don’t end up looking like a sliced ham!).” and now I’m not so sure I want to see what’s behind the furnace anymore

Don’t step on the block. Nothing good can come from stepping on the block.

That was actually the first time I’ve ever done that pendulum puzzle without a spoiler. And it got it without using a second chance. And it was actually. Easy? Hell yeah.

I love that they make Corine sit her ass outside to wait for her ride. In the rain. In New England. In November. Without a coat.

Side note how long did it take to expel her? All the shit ton of snow that was on the ground has melted since we found out Corine is the Black Cat

God damn I love this game. I legitimately might start it over from the beginning.

#clue crew #nancy drew #nancy drew games #warnings at waverly academy #wac #my playthroughs #austen speaks

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years ago

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kasautii zindagii kay 25.09.18 lb

don’t expect these regularly. pehli ep dekh rahi hoon toh kar rahi hoon. first impressions and all. will be watching this show veryyyyy sporadically.

also, i went and watched the first ep of the original before this to revive memories and do an accurate comparison.

lmaoooooo i’d forgotten and kinda missed ekta’s predilection to start every show with SUCHHHHHHH gratuitous shots of bhagwan.

show kolkata mein based hai toh mumbai ka siddhivinayak mandir kyun dikha rahe ho?

but also some durga maa shots and the bengali ululation to reassure us ki haan haan, kolkata mein hi hai.

lol just look at the sizeeeeeeee of that “middle class” house.

watching an ekta show after agessssss and discovering all the little balaji quirks are still intact is a trip and a half.

waah re, exaaact same aarti as the original they’re using. nice.

oh i realllllly appreciate the little captions telling us the name of each character. coz this show has tooo fucking many. and i could never keep track of them in the original.

idhar already attempt to establish anurag as hero. ki dekho dad takkkkk is late to aarti, but bhai apna has already started.

MAN THESE FAMILIES ARE TOO BIG. HOW MANY DAMN KIDS YOU PPL BE HAVING??????????????

oh ho ho shekhar has a cuteeeeeeeee smile.

mohini ji toh abhi bhi 2002 paro waale hangover mein hain.

i really love this actress (shubhavi chouksey) tho. she plays balance of bitchhhhh and weepy bits quite well.

also lol i still remember her “mihirrrrrrrjiiiiiiii” from kyunki.

really relate with her being 1000% done with her husband. excuse me sir, aap bhi late hi aayein hain. you get no moral superiority points.

this chick is still asleep????????

there’s no fucking way you ppl (prerna, and whoever this jogging chick is) can get ready in time before aarti ends.

oh no. jogger girl does notttttttttttttt look good. waaaaaaaaayyyy too OTT. like not in a fun way like mohini or komolika. in a fire your stylist way.

oh it’s nivedita.

wtfffffffffffff is anupam wearing my god. it’s like one of those silver rescue blankets but in florescent orange. jesus.

anupam still a dgaf cartoon here also. cool.

tapur’s just rolling innnnnnnnn. also lol at her passive aggressive snark smile.

MY GOD THIS AARTI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. IT’S CLOCKED IN AT OVER 6 MINUTES ALREADY. MATLAB BHAGWAAN KO AUR BHI KAAM HAI MY DUDES, POORE DIN TUMHARI IS AARTI MEIN HI BAITHE RAHEIN KYA??????

also what kinda fucking upper body strength does anurag have to keep going like this????? need no arm workout for the rest of the week.

um prerna, wearing paayal jhumka and all that is not the priority rn. JUST GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE SO THIS NEVER-ENDING AARTI CAN FINISHHHHHH.

poooore suit se zyaada kapda iske dupatte mein lagta hai.

yeah these two are just toooooooo bland looking for my taste.

blah blah blah waqt issues.

ok so these guys don’t even have to do any work in writing the show. literallly just taking alllllllllll the dialogues from the original, huh.

anurag is a real stick in the mud, taking the ladoo back from his dad. asshole.

yeah i can already tell shubhavi is gonna act circles around the rest of this cast. multiple times.

this show is just maaaaaaade for the negative characters to shine, over the boring goody-goodies.

ok i’d forgotten how irritating erica’s voice is. she sounds like she’s perpetually phlegmy.

CHEATER PRERNAAAAAAAAAAA. original mein phool apne aap gira tha. chal jhooti. koi khaas dosti nahi hai teri bappa ke saath.

weird how they didn’t bother covering up erica’s cross tattoo. prerna sharma would never have a tattoo.

props to daddy sharma for being progressive papa and not seeing beti as bhoj.

blah blah blah humaari beti kitniiiiii pyaaari hai nonsense.

pft moloy and his dumbassery.

lmao “classes. business management.” who talks like this? who says the name of their degree/major when their mom asks where they’re going?

............ which parent in this day and age would resist their kid going to fucking college????? lol get real. a business family like this would push their kid to get an mba for fucking sure.

ok his voice is just as, if not even more, annoying than erica’s.

i won’t be surprised if mohini spits in moloy’s chai every now and then. he’s kinda asking for it.

bhaaaaaaaaaari cgi on college building. achcha hai, anyway script likhne mein paise ki bachat hui hai, toh ispe hi kharch kardo.

prerna’s friend is a horndog.

lol “JERSEY mein dikhta hai” as if it’s something great. kabhi aarti ke time jao uske ghar pe. tab shirtless hota hai.

ok this is creeeeeepy as fuck how all the girls are peeping into the boys’ locker room. just think how it’d look if it was reversed.

pehchaan waala hai toh why is she looking at him like it’s the first time??? yaa pehli baar “jersey mein” dekha hai?

jeeeeee bhar ke taadne ke baad, bol rahi hai “mujhse nahi hoga” lol, ok.

prerna’s friend has acquired another suitably horndog companion.

oh greatttttttttttttttt, casual homophobic statement. first of many, no doubt.

why is this chick getting SOOOOOOOO hyper about prerna/anurag talking? calm thy tits, madam.

OH GOD THEY’RE EVEN RECREATING THIS NONSENSE SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL, WHERE THIS RANDOM DUDE PREDICTS THE CONVERSATION. IT’S SOOOOOOOOO DATED AND LAME AS A STORY-TELLING DEVICE. CRINGE!MAXXXX

wow, bothhhhh their annoying voices together is truly mind-numbingly grating.

ALSO MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST BORING CONVERSATION EVER.

prerna has the same oh god kahan phas gaye face that i have rn watching this.

ouff random expository dialogue on aane waala toofaaan.

this random bystander needs to shut up with his commentary and predictions. mostly coz he’s so wrong.

annoying horndog’s name is saloni. and she’s being annoying some more, this time towards prerna.

my god who the fuck is like ‘omg don’t tell me you DIDN’T fuck him’ to a total random stranger, in the very first convo they have with them??????? saloni needs to learn how to interact with ppl in polite society.

prerna like sorry, i don’t like rational men. lol good luck with that. it should reallllllly serve you well in life.

AND NOW SALONI’S LIKE CAN YOU FIND OUT IF ANURAG’S STRAIGHT?????? OMFG THIS CHICK IS REALLY ASKING FOR A JHAPPAD.

AND PRERNA’S LIKE OK I’LL TRY. JFC.

seems like papa sharma has seen band baaja baarat too many times, ki anushka ki “vyaapaar aur pyaar” waali baat kuch zyaada hi dil pe le li.

15 lakh ka loan for what exactly?

ouff khudddaari dialogue. itniiiiiiii khuddaari hai toh loan bhi mat liya karo?

yeah mohini is srslyyyyyy just taking all her styling inspiration straight from 2002 devdas.

moloy is getting on my last damn nerve.

the dubbing of this show is really bad. at some points the mouths are just moving completeeeeeeely outta sync with the sound.

i really like prerna’s mom.

yes yes we got it, sabse bada pandaal yahi hai. you have convinced us.

i don’t get ppl who live in india and have zero patience for random things like roadblocks. like.... this is just how life IS here????? stop being a dick. itni jaldi hai, toh fucking get out and walk the 3 extra steps.

ouff prerna and her manic pixie-ness. i’m so tired of this HAR WAQT PHUDAKTI MACHALTI type heroines, who are unable to keep the ~~~excitement of lifeeeeeeeee~~~~ inside themselves and are constantly squirming.

lol the way mohini’s face instantly changed on having to interact with middle class person.

lmaooooooooo i’ve read a lot about erica and her weird way of saying “auntyji” and i finally get it.

.... why is she interrupting mohini’s conversation with her friends with her random tippani on anurag? unka beta hai, jo chaahe kahe; kissi ne tumse raaiii maangi?

damn, that was cold how she just abruptly walked away tho.

chandrika looks like SHE’s the one who came here in the back of a tempo, instead of prerna, who has not oneeeee hair outta place.

lol prerna’s mom is like hmph my daughter is soooo much better.

some more time waste on establishing just how big pandaal is.

pregnancy ki complications ki wajaah se mummy is STILL babying onuuuu, like 25 years later. waah bhai. jai ho aisi moms ki. inka bas chale toh umbilical cord kaate hi na.

nivideta waali actress’s hair and makeup is really doing nothing for her. esp. the hair. it’s making her forehead look bizarre. like i get she’s supp to be OTT, poonam was too in the original, but it suited her. this here is just not working.

some more casualllllll misogyny from moloy.

foreshadowing regarding prerna being anurag’s own personal toofaan.

mohini cannot stand a middle class girl even being within a 10 ft radius of precious baby boiiii. kahin uske exhalation par middle class waale co2 molecules na pad jaaye mere onuuuuuu pe!

they really need to put a flashing images warning on this show.

lmao tapur’s sheeeeeeer discomfort at being made to do aarti. #relatable

mohini’s not happpppppy ki prerna kahin se ghus aayi hai to do aarti. aadat daal lo AuNTyJiiiiiiiii. ab toh yeh har jagah ghusne waali hai.

ppl pray for peace of mind and this dumbass here is asking for a toofaan in her life. well i hope you’re ready, miss thang. coz this is going to be the last peaceful day of your godforsaken life. good luck.

thank god mohini didn’t see raja beta touching the hand of a mere commoner.

ANJALI IS STILL CAUGHT UP ON THIS BS.

AND OMG PRERNA ARE YOU SRSLY GONNA DO THIS???????

prerna, are you trying to find out if he’s straight, or signal to him ki you’re gay???? coz your opening line on how many cute girls there are here sounds like the latter.

.... i can’t believe she just asked him that. srsly. how the fuckkkkkkk is it any of your business?

god her verbal diarrhea. girl please stop.

yeah i really won’t be able to watch this show because her voice is just.... intolerable.

“haan mujhe ladke pasand hai. i like boys.”

pls. i wish. this would be an infinitely interesting show then. those would be some real kasautiiis. trying to navigate indian society in every way as a non-hetero.

“gooooood choice. baaaad luck.”

lol at least he has a sense of humour.

pffffffffffffffft.

i don’t like these nonsense gay jokes but this kinda felt like a befitting reply to her dumbass intrusive question.

mohini really rude af. but i also kinda admire her attitude of not dealing with ppl she doesn’t want to. i wish i had it.

LE YEH PHIR AA GAYI ISKE PAAS.

at least she’s apologizing.

WHAT IS WITH THESE TWO AND ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. JFC. SO BORING.

some pretty heavyyyyyyyyyyy handed exposition re: mahishasura.

who dis character tho??????

ouff too much dramatics with the sharaab ki bottal phodna and pandit ki commentary and the chunari over those two. it’s alll TOO MUCH.

lo shahrukh bhi aa gaya gyaan dene.

MY GOD WHY IS HE AGING LIKE THIS JFC IT’S LIKE WITNESSING MY CHILDHOOD DECOMPOSE IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES.

overall impression

production values and all are amazing, as expected. the two actresses playing the moms are the best. the fathers are that special desi dad brand of benevolently annoying. the leads have zeroooooooooooo personality and appeal for me though. they’re just too bland and boring (like, that ~*SPARK*~ shweta tiwari had???? sorely missing.) too early to tell about chemistry right now, but they both really need to work on their dialogue delivery, because my god, it’s truly the worst (esp. erica’s.) the only draw of this show for me personally is mohini and komolika’s bitchery, and that isn’t a good enough reason for me to watch it regularly and put up with the rest of these characters. like i’ve said before, maybe someone who hasn’t watched the original would enjoy this, but i’m mostly meh. i’ll keep up with updates and like, check in and watch an ep or two occasionally but overall, naaah.

#kasautii zindagii kay 2 #kzk2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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lovemesomesurveys · 8 years ago

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A survey I did in 2012 || now.

Have you ever attempted to write a story or novel? When I was younger I used to write a lot of short stories || Same answer. I haven’t attempted to since.

What was the last thing you took a picture of? The candy basket my nana got for me when I was in the hospital. || Oh wow, this was after my surgery. Anyway, I snapped a picture of the birthday cake fudge I was eating earlier. It was really good and I had to share, ha.

If you have a boyfriend, what’s the biggest thing that annoys you about him? I don’t. || Still don’t. Some things never change. Probably never will.

Are you a better dancer or singer? Haha I suck at both. Although I wish I could sing and often attempt but yeah. || I may not sing well, but it doesn’t stop me from singing along anyway to songs I like.

Could you recite the Spanish alphabet right now if someone asked? I get stuck here and there. || I can do some of it.

What kind of winter clothing articles do you wear when you go outside in the snow? It doesn’t snow here. Boo. || I wish it snowed here.

Where is the person you like right now? Sigh I shouldn’t like him but anyway I’m guessing he’s at home. || Oh boy. This was first taken during the Joseph days. As for who I like now, I’m going to guess he’s at home, but I don’t know.

Where do your grandparents live? My mom’s parents passed away and my dad’s parents live in Arizona. || Still the same.

Do you need to get your hair cut? I dooo. And I need to get it dyed again. || It could use a trip. And I also need to get dyed again. Baaaad.

What was the last thing you searched on Google? I forget. || I was looking up what a scone was exactly. lol.

Do you have any homework you should be doing? Nope. I had to take the semester off cause I was having surgery. || Nope. I am finished with school. No more homework for me.

It’s the weekend soon! What are your plans? I don’t have any plans. I’m on recovery from surgery so my days are just resting at home. || My mom and dad are going to have breakfast and see a movie on Saturday. They asked if I wanted to go, but I don’t want to see the movie they’re going to go see. However, going out to eat is tempting me. I may just go anyway I don’t know.

Being single is better than being in a relationship, right? Well it’s pretty much all I know. The only ‘relationship, if you call it that, I had was when I was 16. We dated for like a month and then again for like a day lmfao it was so weird. I sometimes wish I had somebody and for awhile I was talking to this guy and we were into each other but never made it official so that’s the closest I’ve come since then. || Yeppp. Same situation. I would like to experience the real thing with someone.

What time was it 4 hours ago? 7:12pm. || 6:44PM.

Does your last name start with a ‘C’? Nope, S. || Hahah. I apparently read that as first name instead of last name because my last name starts with an “F.”

Are you currently single? How do you feel about that? I am and like I said, it’s pretty much all I know. Overall I feel like that’s how it should be being that I’m dealing with some things and don’t feel ready for a relationship. But sometimes I do wish I had someone. || Still single. I already answered this.

What was the last song you listened to? I have 'Settle Down’ by No Doubt stuck in my head. || It was this remix of Fun’s We Are Young earlier.

Who was your 5th grade teacher? Mrs. Bonfilio.|| Yep.

Have you ever soaped someone’s car? Uh like wash it? Yeah. I’ve done car washes with this school club I was in. || That was the last time I’ve washed anyone’s car, so same answer.

Which is closer right now: your birthday or Christmas? Christmas. || My birthday.

How many gallons of milk would you say are currently in your fridge? Well one gallon and then two cartons of almond milk. || Hahah I think it’s the same. Not the same milk of course, but yeah.

Favorite flavor of poptart? Strawberry frosted. || And brown sugar.

Who were the last non-relatives you hung out with? Amanda. || Ty. That was back in October, though. Wow.

Do you share your last name with anyone famous? Not that I know of. || I still don’t know of anyone.

What was your name supposed to be if you were born the opposite sex? I’m not sure. || My mom said Jesse.

Have you eaten any fresh fruit today? No. || Nope. I hardly ever eat fruit. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I had any unless you count the blueberries in the blueberry muffins I often eat. I’m going to be making some blueberry banana muffins soon using fresh fruit, so.

Do you live with anyone who smokes? Nope. || No.

Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? I do. || Not anymore.

What do you generally wear to bed? T-shirt and pajama pants. || Yep yep.

Think back to 6 months ago, were you single or taken? Single, but talking to someone. || I was single, and not even talking to anyone.

When was the last time you had a haircut? Ugh over a year ago. || Last summer I got a trim.

Do you own a Bible? No. || I do not. I’ve been reading it online, though.

What was the last sit-down restaurant you went to? Applebees.|| Lyon’s.

Have you ever had a pet snake? Noooo. || Oh HELL no.

Is there anyone you wish you could see right now? Nah I’m good. || Not right now, no.

Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty? The St. Louis Arch? The Golden Gate Bridge? Sadly no. I’ve been to San Francisco several times and have yet to go on The Golden Gate Bridge. || Saaaame. I need to get out more.

Do you know anyone with a pierced eyebrow? My aunt used to. || No.

Are you related to anyone with the name Andrew? No. || Nope.

When was the last time your wore a skirt (girls) or a tie (boys)? Wow foreverrrr ago. || Two Christmas ago.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? No, I don’t see that happening. || Five years later, and I still don’t see that happening.

Who last texted you? My phone has been turned off for a few weeks.|| My mom.

Are you texting anyone right now? No. || Nope.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past four days? No. || No.

Who makes you the happiest? Alexander Skarsgard.|| He certainly does bring a smile to my face.

Have you ever let someone be your everything? Um, close. || Just about. Not a good idea.

How is your day going so far? It’s basically over. It was an average day. || Meh. I had my weekly doctor’s appointment, but after that I got food and just came home and rested.

What are you doing tomorrow? Going to the doctor. || I’m going to the doctor tomorrow as well, and then afterwards my mom and I are going grocery shopping.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? Not always.|| I still stand by that.

What kind of mood are you in? I’m alright.|| A meh kind of mood.

Do you have someone you can talk to anything about & it won’t be awkward? For the most part. || Not anything, no.

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Check the time. || That, and turn on the Today Show. Then after I lie there for about an hour, I get up to make coffee.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Well I went to bed at 3 and got up at 6 then went back to sleep until noon. || Five.

What color shirt are you wearing? Black.|| White. Ha,

What are you saving your money up for right now? Haha what money. I’m a broke ass mutha fucka. || lol. I need to be putting some money aside for our vacation this summer.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Ew that’s scary. || I did this afternoon.

Do you have any jewelery on? Two rings. || Nope.

Are you in a Relationship? No. || No.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Nope. || On the cheek.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? Sure. || No.

Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes, and got hurt in the end.|| And it happened again.

Are you missing someone? I miss my grandparents every single day since they passed away in '05 and '10. & then there’s the guy I still like even though he ended whatever it is we had last month. I haven’t seen him since end of July and just ugh I miss him. :/ || I miss my grandparents, my dog, and Ty.

What does your last text say? I’m not checking. || “Okay.”

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? Uh my brother? || Yep, just my brother and dad.

Where do you wish you were right now? I’m fine here. || Here is fine.

Do you think high school relationships can last? It happens. || Yeah, some do.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? Overall.|| Yeah, just about.

Do you like to be called babe or baby more? Not really a fan of either but only person to call me that was my ex so maybe that’s why. haha. || I still don’t like it.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes. || Mhm.

What is the last song you heard? Didn’t you ask this.. || I already answered this.

Do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? Yes I’m terrible at it. || Ugh, yes.

Do you have alcohol in your house? Yes. || I think so.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? Haha no. || Nope.

Last place you fell asleep other then your bed? Hospital bed. || Hotel bed.

Are you nice to everyone? I think I am? I hope I don’t come off as anything but. || I think so.

Did you ever lose a best friend? Yes. || Yes. I feel like I’ve lost the two I had.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? No. || Yes. A lot of things.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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senseless-septic-shambles · 6 years ago

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Risky 10 super risky 1, 4, and 10

10. if you draw or write, show some of your really old work

Well, you can see one thing i wrote ages ago here, but here’s something else I did about 3 years ago. my first attempt at Nano actually! it’s so baaaad

“Now what?” she asked, tears in her eyes.

Not wanting her sister to begin crying again, Amalia frowned.

“Well, I guess we open the box,” she said finally. The box was a small wooden chest their mother had said not to open until she had given it to them, or if she died.

“Yeah,” Amy said quietly. They made their way back to the house. Few people were out this early, and most didn’t pay the girls much attention.

Once they came back, Amalia found the box where it always was, on the mantle above the fire. She placed it on the table.

“Okay Amy, you open it,” she said. Amy nodded, and lifted the lid.

“Oh,” she cried in disappointment. “That’s it?”

“Lemme see,” Amalia said. Inside the box were two pieces of paper. She lifted one, and looked at it. “It’s a Will,” she said.

“How do you know?” Amy asked, peering over her shoulder.

“Coz it says ‘the last Will and testament of Mark and Tom. Hey, look, its addresses to us,” she pointed to writing on the side. “Sorta.”

“To the child/children of Rosetta Evasdaughter.” Amy read. “I guess that’s us.”

1. if you had to hug anyone who would you hugSo may people I love hugs lemme hug all the people!! But probably my brother I miss him and he’s great.

4. if you have pets, what are their names?Yup!! I have a budgie called Pookie ^-^

10. whats something thats made you laugh recently? I answered that in the link above :)

And tumblr is being dumb and not letting me format so i’ll fix it once I’ve posted in an edit

#wren answers #jse community

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scio-is-a-story · 8 years ago

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East 11/24

Continued from West 11/22

When were they going to stop talking about politics? Of course it was nice to see Auntie June and Uncle Patrick, but when Auntie June and Uncle Patrick just went on and on with Mom about taxes, was she really seeing them enough for it to count? And it wasn’t even like Auntie June and Uncle Patrick had kids, cousins for Lilibeth to feel obliged to entertain and have more young people conversations with. She and Amanda had been placed opposite one another at the far end of the table from everyone else, so for them, it was like there was no more company than at the dinner table on any other day. Being kicked in the feet repeatedly by her younger sister was not Jess’s idea of a good, exciting, warm, happy holiday meal.

“Well, little Miss Amanda,” Uncle Patrick said suddenly, turning to face them, “What have you been doing since I last saw you, eh? Any sports you can beat me at yet?”

Amanda paused with her fork in the air. She furrowed her eyebrows. “In gym class at the beginning of the year we were doing soccer but the guys never pass me the ball even though I was okay at that but now they want us to play floor hockey and -”

“No, sweetheart,” their mother cut in, “He means, what are you doing after school? You don’t really do after school sports, do you, sweetheart, but you’ve been doing some other things? Tell him about those.”

“Yeah.” Amanda stopped and ate another forkful, as though she thought that was a full enough response, but their mother looked at Amanda expectantly.

“Well?”

Amanda swallowed and added a little bit more detail. “I’m on the science team and I have to study so we’ll be good and we’ll win the competition and go to more competitions.”

Lilibeth couldn’t help it. “There’s a middle school competition and a high school competition -” she began.

“Oh, yes, Patrick, Lilibeth does it too, you see. Lilibeth was on the States team last year, and they almost went to Nationals, and now she’s one of the captains of their team, and Amanda is following in her footsteps, we’re so proud.”

“No, Mom,” whined Amanda, “I would’ve done it anyway. Lilibeth didn’t do it in middle school anyway and we’re more better than the other teams than they are!”

“And, really, I’m only the secretary, it’s more logistic stuff than actual leadership. The execs are both seniors, they’re in charge.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, Lilibeth, I never can remember any of that terminology you use. You’d better explain all of it to your Uncle Patrick and Auntie June, I would get too many things wrong, neither of you would ever forgive me,” their mother laughed, but Lilibeth was fine with that. Science Olympiad was one topic she was fine with speaking about for ages.

“So, basically, at competitions there are about 20 separate ‘events’ the team does. Some of those are building events - I’ve never done those, but the people who do, they’ll, say, build a car that goes a specific distance the fastest. Sometimes they have specific materials, I don’t know. And then there are also study events - Amanda and I do more studying stuff -”

“I don’t just study, I tried out for Crime Busters!”

Auntie June laughed. “Do they all have funny names like that?”

“Some of them have stupid names. Like Anatomasomething. Who even cares about that.”

Lilibeth winced. “Okay, so Crime Busters, that’s one where there’s a kind of activity you do, like a lab, in the competition. And then I think Amanda meant Anatomy and Physiology, which I do and which is actually really interesting, I get to learn about the human body, and this year I’ve been studying the endocrine system a lot which is really something I wouldn’t know otherwise. But overall, study events, that just means we learn a lot, and take notes, and then we take a test on it. It’s a great experience.” She smiled at Uncle Patrick.

“You take tests for fun?” Uncle Patrick asked incredulously.

“Shh, Patrick, imagine how much they’re learning, how good it’ll be for their careers.”

Lilibeth just smiled sweetly, not bothering to pull her mother out of her delusion. Adults were always thinking things like that. They didn’t make any sense. Loads of people did Science Olympiad, and not all of them became amazing scientists, and plenty of people did science-related things that were way better than Science Olympiad, so how could Science Olympiad possibly benefit them like that? Lilibeth did Science Olympiad because it was fun and interesting and social and she believed in her team. But whatever, let the adults believe what they wanted.

“But, like, the point of the competition,” she resumed her explanation, “is that in each event, they rank all of the teams, from first place down to however many teams there are, and then they add up the scores across all the events to decide which team comes first overall - like, if you come in first place in one event, then that’s 1 point, and if you come in second, that’s 2 points, and yeah.”

“I’m sorry honey,” Auntie June broke in again, “What were these events again? Why does Amanda not do that thing you do, that thing she couldn’t pronounce?”

Lilibeth was really enjoying this. She was decent at explaining it, she thought, in fact. “Like, there are 20 different mini competitions - those are the ‘events’ - and the team can only put a couple of people in each mini competition. You work with your partner to take the test - or build the thing, I guess, or whatever the goal is. And the points that pair gets in that event, ranked relative to the points other teams get in that event, they can get medals personally for that and then the ranking becomes the team’s score for that area. And there are 18 people on the team. So, like, not everyone does every event. Most people do like 3. And then you get to become really good at those 3.”

“And your team is the best?”

“Well...” That was always an awkward question. Really the correct answer was that Lilibeth hoped that would turn out to be true.

“Our team is the best but the high schoolers are baaaad and lose-ers.”

“Amanda, shut up. We’ve come first in the state many times in the past. Just because the middle school team has been the New Jersey champion for longer doesn’t mean we’re worse when the competition’s so much harder for high school. Anyway, this year, I’m an officer, so I’m trying to run things better than in the past, and I’m really hoping we’re going to win again. We have a chance.”

“That’s my girl! Although I still would have preferred if you were saying that about a basketball team or something.” Well. Salt. As though Lilibeth needed to be reminded that what she did was considered less legitimate than what other people did. The school wouldn’t give them as much funding, they only had one coach, people spent a lot of time working in each other’s basements or at the library because they didn’t have access to anywhere better. But it was a family dinner with people they didn’t get to see much, so she wouldn’t say anything rude. Same as earlier when the adults were discussing “important political stuff” that they assumed she wouldn’t know anything about, she hadn’t spoken during that.

“But, Uncle Patrick, me planning to win doesn’t really mean anything. There’s this other team in the state, the other local high school, and they’ve come first in the state tournament for the past 2 years. And they were generally second in the previous years, close behind us even when we did win. And we’re gonna have to work so hard if we want to win again, and I don’t know how well we can catch up.” Her voice was rising in pitch and her words sped up, but she wasn’t finished. “They have a lot of really dedicated upperclassmen, who have experience, even Nats-level experience - I don’t know them personally but I’ve seen them at competition. And so dedicated. Plus their juniors aren’t bad, I think they did a lot of the placing at States last year. I swear, even if they’re not a studier, there’s this one junior who has some of the same events as me and it’s really really possible they might beat me and that would be really really bad even though they’re a wonderful person!”

“Are they cute?” asked Amanda, suddenly perked up.

Why did she think that? In what way was that relevant?

“Ha!” erupted Uncle Patrick, “Star-crossed lover or some bullshit, eh? This boy from the other team, does he know you like him that much? Make sure to kick his ass anyway, though, yeah.”

“I’m not - it’s not actually - no, like, it’s just that -” Lilibeth tried to begin, but she knew she was blushing. Not that it meant anything, but whenever somebody accused you of having a crush on somebody you blushed no matter what the truth was, right?

“Patrick! Is that really appropriate language?” chided Auntie June.

The conversation moved on with other topics - there was no way the children would be able to remain in the conversation long, ever, that wouldn’t be allowed, of course not - but Jess kept thinking about it. What had gotten her so worked up about Science Olympiad - why was she so afraid of Jess in particular beating her?

And really, why had they assumed that Jess was a guy?

Continue to West 11/22

#science olympiad #scioly #scio-is-a-story #novel #lilibeth miller #thanksgiving #amanda miller #jessica tsien

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