#miss static

[melodythebunny]

re watched fiona and cake and suddenly got an idea

Professor Two Brains au! :3.

Steven still fuses with squeaky for a while he struggles to control his cheese craving however he finds a way to get rid of his craving for cheese. >:33333 (Winter King gave me this idea XDD)

Word girl is gone in this au. no one knows what happened to her or captain huggy face. it's a touchy topic for Professor T.B.

Professor T.B. is a hero unlike his OG counterpart. he has a team of smart mice as henchmen (or henchmice XD) and uses his gagdets to save the day

still has Charlie and joey (the other henchman) around

since two brains is the hero...who is the villain? well that's where Miss Static comes in. zany TV hostess who kidnaps people to put in her show ill reveal more later since spoilers >:3c iykyk shhhhh no spoiling guys

other doodles in under cut

the parallels between simon and steven (even more sepfically my @wordgirlnextgen au steven <3) and betty and my oc, carrie not to mention voice claims

[welcometoterrorcity]

"did he send you?" Miss static demanded. "Just because I banned him doesn't mean he can send others to bug me."

her face was a bit red embarrassed at her earlier tantrum. She smoothed out her hair which had began to stick up wildly. Kid of pointless since it just went back to sticking up. But still she like to keep up appearances. It was very important in the show bizz after all.

she gestured for wordgirl and captain huggyface to stand behind her worried the newcomer was here to take her guests away and ruin the show even more.

Some of the lights had busted out from her outburst. Leaving the area a bit dimmer than before.

The man gave a chuckle which caused the hairs on the back of Miss Static's neck to stick up . "No one sent me." The man replied in an even tone. "I came here because a strange woman in broad daylight kidnapped Wordgirl and her sidekick and dragged them to do some type of frivolous interview before going off the rails." The man replied. Even though the man's tone was polite and quaint, something deep inside of Miss Static's brain was keeping her alert and cautious of the figure. An age old primal instinct telling her she better watch her next step. That she was the prey here while he was the predator. The man wore a stylized victorian outfit with an elegant top hat, brown gloves, and a sliver mask covering his face. His voice was disguised so that she couldn't distinguish it, but the tone was the same. The man had a cane with a silver hawk handle which he gripped in one hand. It didn't seem like he used it like a regular cane in Miss Static's perspective. It was more likely used as a prop. The man then playfully hit the side of his head as if he made an embarrassing realization. "But where are my manners. My name is Professor Terror." The man bowed in an exaggerated gesture. "Now may I ask Miss Static what are your intentions with Wordgirl? I hope they are friendly." Professor Terror asked in a calm tone yet there was a hint of venom to his voice. A warning.

[statictay]

one thing thats so important about tf2 is that all the women are just as insane and stupid as the men. youd think miss pauling is the level- headed voice of reason, but don't worry, she's neither level-headed or reasonable

[eightofpents]

Their phone bill is enormous.

[cooltuna69]

The green rain in 1.6 is so funny. The weather guy is confused with this anomaly that has never happened in the valley before the farmer set foot in it. On that day the tv stations are green statics. Everyone is scared, either taking shelter in Gus's saloon or staying by their family's side, fearing the worst.

And then you step out and it's just Moss

[visismu]

Here is my gift for @spilledkaleidoscope for the @palestaticexchange! I had so much fun drawing this! Thank you to the organisator and happy holidays! (bonus Harriet below)

[ignoredbellyaches]

bill misses his wife

[mkthefrog]

Random ideas kkskfk

[onebug]

plants these in your beautiful heart or something idk

[melodythebunny]

"wait they were..?"

"YEAH."

She suffers from memory loss oof

[welcometoterrorcity]

-portal opens a character is yeeted out of it- "oof. Well that was kind of rude! if you didn't want an interview you could have just said so." They huff crossing their arms, pouting as they wonder around their new location. "fine! i find someone else who's cooler and more popular to have on my show." "Fair city? huh thought the locals changed it to cheese town or whatever."

“Excuse me miss?” A voice called out. The woman turned around and saw a shocking sight. “Are you lost? Do you need assistance?” Wordgirl asked.

[statictay]

one thing i love about cinderella's castle is how it's a dark retelling of cinderella, yes, but it doesn't needlessly insult the original fairy tale. every beat of the fairy tale is woven into the show wonderfully without there ever being a joke about something being weird or not making sense

[jakeromanoart]

six new faves for this year featuring Women Who Know Their Self-Worth and Angry Little Men

⚡ find my art on twitter, twitch, IG, @ jakeromanoart

[lostiel]

solrook as tumblr text posts | 16/?

[taub-truther]

guys.

Taub frolicking in a minidress.

it's real.

compliments of The Starter Wife miniseries, which I'm watching so y'all don't have to.

(turns out, there's actually a LOT of moments with our beloved PJ gleefully being subjected to various half-naked shenanigans and even some, er, indignities, so if that appeals to you as much as it does to me, I'd suggest tracking down a DVD set and skipping to the good bits.)

[avengerdaisy]

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