#miss mousey

[astronoglow]

[mice-rats-daily]

Today's mouse is Miss Mousey from The Muppet Show!

[muppetydyke]

Muppet Mainstage, April 19th, 2024

“Don’t Sugar Me” was written by Norman Monath and Walt Kelly in 1956. The song was first performed on Sam and Friends, and performed again in season 1, episode 22 of The Muppet Show (1976). In the later rendition, the song is performed by a miniature Miss Mousey (Jerry Nelson) in a tea pot, who is being watched by Statler (Richard Hunt) and Waldorf (Jim Henson).

[itsdlevy]

I have only once in my adult life written fanfic. It was a short piece for a proposed Muppet Zine that ended up not happening. Today the editor of that zine encouraged me to post the piece online, so here it is.

From the private diary of Miss Mousey

November 17, 1976

Dear Diary,

I can't say this gig is working out the way I hoped it would. When Kermit convinced us all to pack up and move to the big city, it wasn't talk of show business and stardom that sold me. It was his talk about pursuing our dreams together, as a community, as a family. And I know he meant it. But nobody could anticipate how wrong everything could go. All because of the pig. I can't bring myself to even write down her name.

I saw it in her eyes the very first time we rehearsed together. She wasn't here to make art. She had no interest in being a member of the ensemble. And she had even less interest in sharing the stage with other talented women. Sisterhood? She's never heard of it and isn't interested in learning about it either. She had her eye on one thing -- stardom.

One thing, that is, until she saw Kermit in action. Everyone in the room felt it. The minute Kermit stood in front of us, giving us one of his trademark speeches to buck us up for a great rehearsal even if we were underprepared and low on time -- she was hooked. How she had her eye on two things, and unfortunately for me, I stood between her and both of them.

According to her, that is. As for me? While Kermit and I may have had a thing between us once upon a time, that was as far away as Cleveland. And she can have the spotlight! I'm content to just be part of the show and maybe exercise my creativity every now and then. I don't need to be the main attraction. And who are we kidding? No one looks at her and me and thinks we're vying for the same parts. You know what I mean. We don't have the same equipment.

But the real problem is that there's no talking to her. She's made up her mind that I'm the enemy, and there's nothing I nor any of the other girls in the show can do to convince her otherwise. She looks right past me and acts as though I don't exist. I want to say it gets me steamed, but really, it just makes me feel so small.

That's actually how I got my idea for my big number this week. It's the first time in ages that Kermit's given me a solo, one of his favorite old swamp jazz numbers. I'm determined to go really big to prove I've earned it. Only by going big, I mean I'm going small... literally.

I've asked Dr. Honeydew to figure out a way to shrink me down so I can fit right in a teacup -- and I'm going to perform right on the ledge of the audience boxes, giving our toughest patrons the best seats in the house for a one-of-a-kind intimate performance. It will be like nothing anyone's ever seen before, at least not at the Muppet Theater. And then maybe the pig will realize that I'm just here to be a little part of something bigger.

[the-m0user]

My second to last attack for the year, this time another revenge for @catatonic-pixie !!

[speedlimit15]

i often think about the girl i supervised at the pharmacy who told me she taxidermied rodents and bugs as a hobby and put little outfits on them and made diorama scenes for them to exist in

[eminsunnytoons123]

The muppets Show: Life in the boarding home

Things you may or may not noticed in my muppets characters redesigns!

Disclaimer: i'll even Make more parts of these, but for now i wanna share this with all my besties/Sisters And brothers/pen pals And all other muppet fans

Okay! Soo... Heres some things i wanted to Show you some details in my muppets characters redesigns that you may or may not have notice =^_^=

Lets start!:

Number 1: Kermit actually has webbed Hind hands like an normal frog, but you cant see it because he is wearing gloves, he might even have webbed Hind feet because he clearly IS a frog

Number 2: fozzie has lighter palms, i dont know how i came up with this idea but i thought it suits him very well

Number 3: Lips actually has heterochromia, like two different eye colors, but others cant see it because his eyes are almost ALWAYS closed, but the first person except for his mother, sister and Grandma to see it, are dr teeth And the electric Mayhem

Number 4: Walter has blonde highlights over his Brown hair, he did not dye it, those are his actual highlights (in my AU.)

Number 5: miss mousey has black-blonde hair, but her actual hair color is blonde but she puted a little blonde-yellow color over it

Number 6: Zoot's feather on his hat represents the colors of the bisexual flag, And he is one of the current muppets to Show his sexuality through his clothes, the other few being gonzo, Rizzo, Clifford, Lindbergh, digit, Janice, Skeeter, cliffster And beard

I hope y'all liked these! I'll maybe make more tommorow =^///^=

Oh! And i'll give all of the muppets surnames! But there are some muppets who already have surnames, And those are:

• Marvin suggs, Johnny fiama, sal minella, Lew Zealand, miss piggy (piggy Lee), Floyd pepper, dr teeth (Gerald teeth jr), dr bunsen honeydew, dr Julius strangepork, link hogthrob, Mildred huxetetter, zelda rose, dr Phil van neuter...

And i'll give the other muppets surnames! Even tho most of them have "the" in the middle but still =^_^=

And yes, thats me holding Kermit's hand in the first Doodle =^///^=

[snickiebear]

fuck it we ball friday: piece of media you desperately want to experience but it’s not The Right Time? piece of media you would love to trick every person you love into experiencing?

answering this on Silly Time Saturday bc im always late: okay piece of media that i need to watch is star wars. everyone keeps telling me to, for YEARS now but the stars have yet to align… but i feel it… maybe this year…

as for media everyone should get into, hmm. puppet history. i am a puppet history advocate, i am a day one, if puppet history has no fans i am dead.

[spider-bih]

I didn't die I swear.

[queenmouseyy]

why?

[linoguy]

orange brown hair lee know you will always be my favorite gender

[zzcrypticcoyotezz]

despite all my rage, i am still just a rat in a cage...

i just HAD to add my cone rat pic. this is dewdrop! her face here always cracks me up. she was PISSED.

"What hast thou done to me"

[alfiefuntimes]

tag drop // bkmn.

[muppetydyke]

Muppet Mainstage, March 5th, 2024

“How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life” was written by Burton Lane and Alan Jay Lerner for the 1951 film Royal Wedding. It made its Muppet debut in season 2, episode 12 of The Muppet Show (1977). The song is sung by Kermit (Jim Henson) and Miss Mousey (Jerry Nelson), causing Miss Piggy to become jealous. 

[bedupolker]

I have no clue how to send this in a coherent way but I hope so badly miss mousey knows a grasshopper mouse, AKA the werewolf mouse. I just think one of her babies learning how to SCREEEEEE howl at the moon would be so fun.

I imagined Mariella (mom) have a grasshopper mouse cousin who's some kind of sustenance hunter wild woman and obviously a great babysitter.

[almostfini]

Unexpected proponent of open-carry: the froggie who went a-courtin'