#misquoted: wynonna earp

[misquotedmtolympus]

Prometheus: Hey, asshole! That was a total dick move, even for you!

Zeus: I think you underestimate how much dick I be.

[distortquote]

Waverly: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Doc: Several traffic violations.

Wynonna: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Nicole: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Dolls: Also, that’s not our car.

[misquotedmtolympus]

Persephone: Just don't shoot any of my decorative pillows. I'll never find the right colour combination again.

Persephone: You repeat this convo, you die.

[distortquote]

Wynonna: Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier being a cat. I could just sleep all day and hiss at anyone who comes near me.

Waverly: You do that anyway.

[distortquote]

Nicole: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wynonna: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Waverly: Can I still be Waverly?

Doc: Shh, let Frank speak.

[distortquote]

Nicole: I can’t believe you managed to convince them!

Wynonna, proudly: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.

[distortquote]

Nicole: are you ready to commit?

Wynonna: like a crime or a friendship?

[distortquote]

Waverly: I am 41 Cheetos tall.

Nicole: Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

Wynonna: We were out of Doritos.

[distortquote]

Wynonna: The mind's an amazing organ...

Doc: I've got an amazing organ.

Wynonna: ... capable of much more than you could imagine.

Doc: Right again.

[misquotedmtolympus]

Artemis: Then my will is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. On steroids.

Hecate: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.

[misquotedmtolympus]

Nike: We confiscated their party bus this morning.

Athena: Who party buses at 10 am?

Dionysus: The deeply committed.

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Lyssa: You release the rage, you might find there's nothing left.