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Hermes: Lose your smarts, and blondes will be making jokes about you.
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Minotaur: Apologies to anyone I might have mauled today.
#minotaur#misquoted: maleficent mistress of evil#misquoted mt olympus#greek mythology#greek monsters
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Athena: Blogging is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation.
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Prometheus: Hey, asshole! That was a total dick move, even for you!
Zeus: I think you underestimate how much dick I be.
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Ares: So you're fast.
Hermes: That feels like an oversimplification.
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Aphrodite: [shouts as Ares attacks] Go! I'll take care of him!
Hades: [to Persephone] This is one lover's quarrel we cannot get involved in, my dear.
#aphrodite#ares#hades#persephone#misquoted: x-men 2 the last stand#misquoted mt olympus#greek mythology#olympian gods#underworld gods
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Hera: Real life. Right. Channeling your rage into self-care and convincing yourself everything's fine.
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Dionysus: Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
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Artemis: You don't have to dress a woman as a man to give her authority.
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Enyo: Outstanding. Now let’s bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner.
Ares: Why would we do that?
Enyo: Pile of bodies, pile of heads.
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Hermes: I was mistaken.
Athena: You lied to me.
Hermes: I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?
Athena: I am your sister!
Hermes: That only makes you more gullible.
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Persephone: Forgiveness is one of the most important rituals.
Hades: Why is it when you say "ritual", I think "human sacrifice"?
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Aphrodite: It's so hard to find obedient minions.
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Apollo: [about Zeus] He never listens!
Athena: It runs in the family.
#apollo#zeus#athena#misquoted: how to train your dragon#misquoted mt olympus#greek mythology#olympian gods
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Rhea: [to anyone in the pantheon] Darling, you're family. So I think you'll understand why I'm telling you that you're a total idiot.
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Artemis: Then my will is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. On steroids.
Hecate: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.
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Hera: A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.
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