#misc tpe

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just because i haven't made anything brand new that's public-facing as of recent doesn't mean the site is dead!

check out these new pages :D

mspa viewer (to be used later)

sburb user guide

VERY unfinished godot devlog page

some homestuck characters (unfinished and updated thru my reread)

or hey! you could just go checkout my whole website :3 made proudly with neocities <3

[zoesrose]

private

TPE Rules for @meredith-fabray

APPEARANCE

In the morning, the submissive will shower, floss & brush her teeth, moisturize her entire body, pull hair back into a low ponytail, and wear outfit and scent chosen by Dominant.

FOOD

For breakfast, the submissive will eat three scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast with light butter, and a cup of black coffee.

For lunch the submissive will have a Turkey Wrap and tomato soup with a bottle of sparkling water.

For dinner, the submissive will cook whatever they’d like for both themselves and the Dominant. 

COMMUNICATION

The submissive will address all Switches and Dominants with the proper title.

The submissive will check in with the Dominant once every two hours. 

MISC.

The submissive will edge herself once in the morning, once during lunch, and once more after school. She’s not allowed to cum at all during these three edges.

The submissive is not allowed any clothes while in Miss Zoe’s suite.

SCHEDULE

Immediately after classes, the submissive will report to her Dominant’s suite and complete any assignments she may have.

Then she will do the list of chores left on the kitchen counter.

After all homework and chores are done, the submissive will start dinner and ensure that it’s done by 6pm. 

After dinner, the submissive will clean up the kitchen and herself and report to the bedroom for a scene.

CHORES

Dust, sweep, and mop all areas of the apartment.

Wash, dry, and fold towels and sheets from the hamper in the bathroom.

Change sheets in bedroom.

Clean bathroom (products are under sink in bathroom)

*If any of the previously stated rules are not followed, the submissive will be punished.

[jonesingforben]

Private; TPE Rules for 6.11.19

( Given to @submissivexhart Monday night )

Appearance

In the morning, the submissive will shower, floss & brush his teeth, moisturize his entire body, slick his hair back, and wear cologne provided by Dominant.

The submissive will wear a pair of khaki shorts, the plaid shirt provided by Dominant, as well as a pair of white tennis shoes. 

Food

The submissive will drink a half gallon of water before 7pm.

For breakfast, the submissive will eat three scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast with light butter, and a cup of black coffee.

For lunch the submissive will have a Turkey Wrap and tomato soup with a bottle of sparkling water (which is not included in the half gallon).

For dinner, the submissive will eat what the Dominant has him prepare for them.

Nothing can be consumed in between meals.

Communication

The submissive will address all Switches and Dominants with the proper title. 

The submissive is only allowed to speak freely with his sister Jezebel and teachers and faculty.

The submissive will begin all other conversations with this statement: “I’m allowed to talk to you by the grace of Sir Bentley.” and end with “This submissive is indebted to Sir Bentley for the opportunity to speak with you.”

Misc.

The submissive is allowed to use the bathroom once in the morning (1), once before lunch (2) , once before the end of the school day (3), and once before dinner (4). A total of four times before 7pm.

The submissive will edge himself twice in the morning, once during lunch, and twice more after school. He’s not allowed to cum at all during these five edges. 

The submissive is not allowed any clothes while in Sir Bentley’s suite. 

Schedule

Immediately after classes, the submissive will report to his Dominant’s suite and complete any assignments he may have. 

Then he will do the list of chores left on the kitchen counter.

After all homework and chores are done, the submissive will start dinner and ensure that it’s done by 6pm. (Grilled Chicken with baked potatoes and vegetables)

After dinner, the submissive will clean up the kitchen and himself and report to the playroom for a scene.

Chores

Dust, sweep, and mop all areas of the apartment. 

Wash, dry, and fold towels and sheets from the hamper in the guest bathroom.

Change sheets in guest bedroom.

Clean both bathrooms (products are under sink in guest bathroom)

*If any of the previously stated rules are not followed, the submissive will be punished. 

[thepersonever-site-updates]

added a new song to xdx3xp!!! also created a new blog post, and did some other general site maintenance... belgh :P go to thepersonever.neocities.org!

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oh wow i added a secret? to a homestuck page? incredible! go to jegbert's page on lofaf - remember 2 clear ur cache!

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finished up the background and music work on pik2pedia finally!! this will probably be the last update it gets for a while... unless i wanna rewrite everything any time soon :T visit pik2pedia on jellyfloat pool!!

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new blog post? new song? new pc page content? only 80% the amount of neglect that this site can take in a month? you've got it! go 2 my blog - go to xDx3xP's tracks! - go to my pc's dedicated webpage

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made a new button... check it out go to thepersonever.net - remember 2 clear ur cache!

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oh hey a new blog post! and a new domain...! :D go to blogs on thepersonever! remember 2 clear ur cache

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changed how text was handled on the cd portion of randomjunk, and added two new cds i got! not the biggest update, but i think it was still important enough to catalogue go to cds at thepersonever - remember to clear ur cache!

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a new song as WELL as a redesigned, more mobile friendly homepage? what CAN'T this faggot do? (other than work on finals) see software rendering mode on xDx3xP, or go to thepersonever's index! - remember 2 clear ur cache!!!

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finished up adding traditional and digital art for 2024! :D now you can see MORE horrible drawings go to thepersonever.net - remember 2 clear ur cache!!

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please can you make your site more mobile responsive 🥺 i would love to check out your new pikmin stuff but i don't have a pc just a phone and it's really hard to navigate and access your site 😭

uh... im a little too lazy to rework the main version of tpe to have responsive css, but i do have a version of my site made for smaller and more vertical devices here!!! its a little rough around the edges, but itll be a lot more easy to navigate for you :3

tl;dr, thepersonever mobile exists

[thepersonever-site-updates]

mainly just cleaning up the homepage... im kinda out of ideas again, so thats fun :P im sorry everyone go to thepersonever!

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prettied up the xDx3xP audio player! now you can do... basic media player things. you dont wanna know how long it took to do this go to xdx3xp's track section!

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so. im back at school... that means i'll be working on my site more! because i have more time to actively focus on it :P so um. yeah. i updated my website blog today... im also working on a rewrite of random junk! the original is just so cluttered and spaghettied that i decided it would be easyer to just rewrite the whole subsection from scratch. and uh... i dont have anything else to add. oh well!

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