#miroxons bullshit

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Say what you will about this collaboration but he just looks too beautiful for me to care about anything else

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Boomerang does Flashers bio and I think it’s fucking hilarious

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Just beat shadow in sonic gens on hard mode and I have to ask, can I call running into shadow at the end to slow him down “devious backshots” or no?

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Kid: But mom!!!! I want Deadpool and Wolverine!!!!

Mom: Don’t be like that honey. You know we have them at home

The Deadpool and Wolverine they have at home

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It a Christmas friday

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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I can’t keep up with all the boops I love this so much this was the best feature ever they could have possibly added

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Transformers headcanon #11

Cade: Ok, so, if we are gonna do this, we’re all gonna need code names.

Cade: Lennox will be Eagle two, Izabella will be Eagle three, and I’m Eagle one.

Cade: for you guys, your code names will be as follows: Bumblebee is child #1-

Bumblebee: dude-

Cade:- Hotrod is ‘child #2’-

Hotrod (in his awful French accent): Why can’t I get a cool code name you as-

Cade:-Crosshairs is ‘ I’d be lying if I haven’t thought about it’-

Crosshairs: Cade what the fuck!?!?!?

Cade:-Hound is ‘No’-

Hound: thank god

Cade:-Drift is ‘Warrior’-

Drift: *has been ignoring everyone this entire time*

Cade:-and last but certainly not least-

Optimus Prime: *under his breath* please be a normal code name

Cade:-Prime is ‘I’d get on my knees and bark for you if you asked’-

Prime: I- *slams his foot down and walks out*

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Ya know it all honestly I haven’t slept properly in the last three days because I saw a post on TikTok that I can’t find anymore that said “If Boomer is confirmed to be hung in dick size does that mean that lady Boomerang had that pussy Gorilla grip?”….dawg how the fuck do you think this shit up?

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I wanna say minus 1 but for some reason I’ve been…infatuated? In love? I don’t know the exact word but Shin Godzilla has always been my fave

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Could’ve sworn I posted this as a text post on here but whatever lol. Here’s my poorly made CapCut version I had first posted on TikTok

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I hate to say it (no I don’t I love this chaotic twink so much it’s not even funny) but I’m having so much fun as the joker it’s not even funny, I also hate to say (again no I don’t) that he might be all I talk about so just a heads up (I’m as unreliable as the joker with this stuff tbh because my adhd and bipolarness both suck ass) he might be all I post about for the next month

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Bruh what makes me laugh in the beginning of the Suicide Squad kill the justice league game is that when you first meet Green Lantern he says that he’s been doing recon for Brainiac and rounding up lose meta humans and plans on taking the squad in for Brainiac and counting it as that….. but…like….dude- not a single person in the squad is close to even being CONSIDERED a meta. Sharks a Demi-god, Deadshot just shoots way better then anyone in the world, Harley is bat-shit crazy and (even tho I love him and he’s my fav) Boomers just a fucking idiot who just got lucky as to how he’s survived this long like Lantern your not doing what Brainiac asked your just being a dumbass😂😂😂😂😂😂

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BRUH IM PLAYING GOD OF WAR RAGNAROK TELL ME WHY THESE FUCKERS HAD TO MAKE ME CRY IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES I- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. BRUH IVE BEEN LUCKY IN AVOIDING AS MUXH AS I CAN FOR THIS FUCKING GAME IF I CRIED THIS HARD OVER A DOG DA FUCK ELSE AM I GONNA CRY OVER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Obviously Harley had to be the one to give the bio on every one’s favorite brute🥺🥺🥺 rip to the real one Kevin Conroy he will be missed, respected and Cherished for for decades.

I love what she says cause she has a good point that will always be used to argue against Bruce’s no killing rule