#miracuillness

[plumsaffron]

Seems this ask wouldn’t post so screenshot it. Anyways...

Very well. Your roasting streak was an epic run though. Mad close to going up to 20.

Heh black and insanity. Them miracushit fic writers or saltwipes be the embodiment of Adam, Lute, and the exorcists from Hazbin Hotel

I spawned around the end of season 3 but seems they are after observing them long enough in the past. Well they still are. They just want to be out of touch or perishing in their twisted delusion tumors.

They be like when Lila since Volpina...

Sigh so many Miracubitchwipes

But yeah they love being out of touch (This will be long)

Literally it shows and tells every sign of Marinette/Ladybug in the wrong and Adrien/Cat Noir seeing Ladybug is being foul or questioning why she’s wildin, somehow got translated by miraculosers into being this is all Lila’s fault and or Marinette should have more reasons to hate some new girl or Lila deserves worse.

I heard that viewers made these presumptions of what they thought of when they saw a new possible hero (Volpina) in a screenshot. Unfortunately what they assumed was not how they thought. Instead of realizing that Marinette screwed up in their and Adrien/Cat Noir’s face, they scapegoated Lila. Pretty interesting it appears they discard Adrien’s perspective in this.

It seems as Lila was absent for the next season til the finale they deluded themselves into this Lila and Marinette shipping thing because they thought this might be how it would go (This um Lila hate Ladybug but likes Marinette or Lila’s pretty so I wish she stopped being Lila and be their standards of interests). Alternatively, they believed Lila would be Chloe’s replacement (Very interesting they presumed she’d be the mean girl or bully and the refusal to admit Marinette is Rossi's bully/harasser and Lila hasn’t done anything to anyone).

Then they didn’t get what they wanted again (Heroes Day Catalyst/Mayura.) and once again they are only scoping what Lila does and Ignoring Marinette. Heck even Alya was like ugh not again. I could talk about how Kagami was assigned as Lila The Second by Marinette in S2 and how the lame-os followed it and been fugly to her til Ikari Gozen or Mr Pigeon but nah.

Anyways Chameleon. Once again, same pattern. Unsatisfied presumptions, unfulfilled desires, targeting Lila. New thing, wilding out on Adrien Alya and The Class, and making it out as if Lila harassed Marinette and bullied her. They inhale Marinette’s mindset too much despite seeing this may not be the right way to go about it (Seems they forgot of the Christmas Special or Whenever she thinks of the worst or how she’s been to Kagami, etc.). Lila got straight up clamutilated and these pests still wanna be that’s not enough while also discarding Adrien telling Marinette helpful insight. Not only that, everything went against Lila favor.

Yet they are still unsatisfied. It’s almost like they don’t want Marinette to be good or their disturbed well being to stop being disturbed. These Marimites are the type of clowns that purchase a videogame and are unsatisfied because the disc front cover is less blue than that other discs they have of such videogame.

They have all this insight (eg. Environment, Hawk Moth, Akumatized Victims, Not Everyone Is Not The Same, Characters or Heroes being wrong, and Other observed factors.) and yet somehow Lila makes them erase everything they know or can go about. They rather make excuses or loops against specifically her (even to the point it may affect other characters). They’re selectively allergic and motley to her.

It seems the only Lila they accept is a Lila for shipfuel, a Lila that sucks off their collective template trash, or Lila for the protagonist’s interests. Otherwise she is seen as unfathomable evil and anyone that crossed or screwed with her must be seen in the unquestionably right. Miracutrites be saying they want to know more about her, but it looks like they don’t actually want to, but rather, do the usual thing or wishing or wanting something deadly inherently wrong with her to justify their years of hating her.

Seems like they are starving for reasons to put her down, see her as less for strange relatability, or to be seeing her as inhumane or an accident. Heck lots can’t even see a possibility that characters (like her moms) may accept her for her.

Claims of wanting backstory but it appears to be a lot simply want something that averts protagonist being in the wrong or the root cause of what happened (Which is ironic considering their hatred of retcons). The very things told canonically of leave Lila alone or don’t obsess, don’t be jealous, don't chase after her is too much to accept as well. They prefer putting her down or taking her out and ignoring what really happened or capitalizing on about everything Lila does.

They’ll never accept, or let go, or ignore who she is or what she does. Something so simple but too complicated to them. Shame and this can also imply that they don’t accept Adrien or Alya for them because their perspective wasn’t in sync with Marinette’s when they wanted it (despite Adrien/Alya’s POV is not for chaos).

The irony is their fugly mantra against Lila Rossi is that it’s based on lies they told themselves that they wish to be reconfigured as the truth because they refused to take an L or see things from another angle.

[team-ruby-disaster]

{This is just a post about the development of my character Skylar. I was just in the mood for this... I change his background story again because it was a bit confusing.}

Where should I start? Well, this is Skylar.

When you meet him first. You will think that he is a crazy mad Fox that is confusing, an asshole and just an evil idiot. A Liar. But actually, in his past, he was a sweet cute and innocent nerd that just wanted to fight the evil and protect his friends. But there was an event in his past that change evening. Even his Name. So let’s start from the beginning: 

Before the events from Sonic forces starts: 

Background Story:

Heaven comes from a small village from an icy area. He had discovered early that he is quite fast and agile but unfortunately he is also a little bit clumsy, but with a little bit of training he has become skilled quickly. Heaven is a talented tinkerer and mechanic, he likes to fix things or improve his self built Extrem Gear, it’s Heaven’s full pride. He often sees some repairs as a Challenge. He is cheerful and always has a smile on his face. However, he never talks about his family. He only shares that he and his brother were raised by a cat named Miraculi.

Heaven´s Past:

{The little Heaven and his dead Mother Bianca} 

Heaven grew up in a family of three, he doesn´t know his father, he doesn´t want to know him either. His mother Bianca was a pilot, one of seven pilots from the village. Unfortunately, she died in an earlier attack by Eggman. At that time, the world collapsed for Heaven and his brother. He was still very young and didn´t understand why his mother would never come back. His brother, who was only a few years older, just disappeared from that day on. From that day Heaven swore to always stand up for the Good and fight for it! Heaven worked on himself and was lovingly taken in and raised by his mother’s best friend and her children. Heaven has been influenced by the loving, strict nature of Miraculi and he now sees her as his mother.

He has come a long way on his journey and has learned a lot. He has lost his fears, but one can not say that he is well. He has become form a shy sweet Fox to a tough guy. Although he is still a genius in inventing things and building machines, he appropriates a different style of behavior. Unfortunately, he is pretty arrogant and rough.

For a while, he felt cheated out of life. He started to work on himself. Fought every day, assuming impossible jobs and earning him one or two scars. Now, Heaven wants to enjoy life in its own way. But he also breaks rules for that. Until here just a normal story. Right?  but this is the Point where I change him a lot because of personal reasons. Well everybody has another way to deal with depression and bad stuff and this was my way. 

Here I decided that heaven lost himself. I wanted that he broke in every way I know. I wanted him to stand on the edge of his life.  The Point where he changes to Skylar and let Heaven die: 

He was on a job far away from his home. Then the Events of Sonic Forces starts and he wasn’t able to return home for a while now. He fought Infinite on the side of Sonic and his friends to defend the world but after he returned home his village was completely destroyed by Infinite. His Stepmother Miracuil and his two Step brother Luke and Leonardo were dead. There was it the point he lost all he had. and it was all the fault from Infinite and Eggman. In his despair, he hid in a cave and was crying all the time but an accident happens a rock fall on him in this Cave and he lost his leg. He doesn’t know had saved him but he knows that he was just a deadweight without his other leg. So he simply builds a mechanic leg and deiced out of his broken and anger filled heart that he doesn’t want to be weak anymore, Heaven was weak, so was Skylar born. He tells everyone that Heaven was dying in that cave and denied every connect to Heaven and his family. Skylar put all his hate into Infinite. And search for The jackal all the Time. But soon as he was able to find Infinite, the jackal was able to apologize and promise the Fox to protect him and never let him alone. It was not easy for Skylar to trust Infinite but at some point, he saw Finn as apart of his new Family.

After all. He is the Only Oc of me that have a real deployment. And I am really happy that some of you start to interact whit him. Thank you really much!! And I hope it’s not that confusing^^ more info and some kind of headcanons you can get here [Headcanons about Heaven]

[skylarkalchemist]

Love is some hardcore shit, y'all. The Trojan War began because of Aphrodite's love magic between Paris and Helen after Paris selected her as the fairest goddess. Also, I still believe that to some extent, her domain is responsible for the events of Lysistrata, when the women fucking cuckold their husbands/lovers to bring an end to the Peloponnesian war. Athena may have inspired Lysistrata to come up with the strategy, but love, including erotic/sexual love, is Aphrodite's domain, so her allowing women to exercise the willpower to resist some apparently really fucking amazing sex with their lovers/husbands without any repercussions against them is pretty miracuilous, given her generally violently ruthless response to those who shun love/sex, outside of the priest/priestesshood.

That goddess is fucking metal, and she can hold her own in matters of war as well as Ares and Athena themselves, as far as I'm concerned. There is a reason the phrase is "all's fair in love and war," after all. The two are intrinsically entwined, and love plays a large role in war.

Badass Aphrodite is a badass, and I love her.

Something that baffles me is when people compare Aphrodite to “bloody” goddesses (Anat, Inanna, Sekhmet, etc.) as a way to say Aphrodite is just a demure love goddess teehee, look how badass my warrior goddess is instead.

Aphrodite Ourania rose out of blood and the ocean and walked to land fully-formed. This Aphrodite is a Titaness, older even than the generation of Zeus. She has no mother. She is never an infant. She is the ultimate generative power, the fish, born from a male (upending societal norms) and wielding the power of creation and invention.

Aphrodite Areia is a war goddess - this is the title made famous by Athena and Ares, but Aphrodite does not get this title from her lover. She is a goddess of soldiers and fights on the battlefield of Troy. She is also Aphrodite Hoplismena, the armed, depicted in full armor with a shield and sword. This is the Aphrodite of Sparta.

Aphrodite Nikephoros is not only Aphrodite armored and armed, but Aphrodite commanding the power of Nike - Nike, the goddess usually found at Zeus’s side, ensuring victory. This Aphrodite is not one to be crossed on the battlefield, because you will not win.

Or maybe we just aren’t on the same page as the ancients when it comes to a “love goddess.” Aphrodite Pandemos is a goddess of frenzy, a goddess who incites war and madness, a goddess to whom it was said even the Fates would bend their will. To some Hellenes, Aphrodite was the goddess of creation because she is the spark of all love and desire - and to others, she was the creator of all.

There’s nothing wrong in calling Aphrodite a goddess of love - she is, truly. But this doesn’t make her timid. She is not clawless. She is a complex goddess, inextricably linked to the awesome war goddesses of the Ancient Near East. Do not dilute her just because you’re not familiar with her or with the domain of love goddesses. I know this may seem trivial to some people, but don’t reduce one goddess to make another look more powerful - they don’t need it.

[plumsaffron]

Miracusaltards roast pt. 16

*I’m going to be a lil more mean bc I feel like it. If anyone feels offended by the language and terms used, just go away. Besides, the ML community has brought this upon themselves for allowing hatred to consume their sanity.*

Oh I bet most characters from other franchises and their sane minded fans would also say these to the miracusalt characters and their stans, “Damn bitch, we don’t want your dirty hides around us!”

“Why are you guys even crossing over with our universes?”

“Oh lord, my brain cells get lost bc of your presence.”

“Oh no, everyone watch out for the cults!”

“Get your fugly ass outta here!”

“Hey man, I’d recommend you to stop consuming this series bc of how bad canon is, not just the community being dumb as hell. Like it’s not that fucking hard to move on to healthier content.”

“My liked and favorites mixed with my most hated ones? Oh No no no no! There’s already a few of them on the site!”

“Oh shit! The viruses are here! We gotta protect the newcomers!”

“I’m assuming you’re like them, stanning a character so much that you couldn’t see the hard evidence that they too have flaws.”

“Oh my god, if I try to search miraculous ladybug on Google, the miracucunts definitely override the searches with hate content!”

“Hello? Mental Health Services? We’ve got unstable Miracusalters causing a huge scene in public over a literal fictional episode that they couldn’t let go of. Do you have your vehicles ready?”

“Is this the IT department or the appropriate cybersecurity internet services? These groups of people refuse to listen to anyone but themselves and their group. They are spamming hate and misinformation on people just criticizing them not just innocent folks being viciously bullied over different harmless opinions. Are you able to shut down their accounts permanently?”

YEP