#mint posting

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[rubberduckzi11a]

Guys I think I’m over it

It’s gone

We’re good

I hope

We’ll see

And for confidentiality we’re calling her Mint

[ishgardian-salt-rock]

can you truly say you are the same as who you once was?

[head-wonk]

@chessxn

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

who taught her that

[deancrowleycas]

the gayest he has ever looked tbh

[glitterspaghettiketchup]

I feel like i've made a mistake

I put two sticks of mint flavored gum in my mouth and now my tongue burns

[salt-apple-moved]

ok yall like cookie run textposts.

[mintilly-fizzled-out]

I wonder

But that takes energy

And so I will stop

Wondering

[breadandblankets]

so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues

i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract

just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?

i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.

hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract

i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour

all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf

ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint

fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain

i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol

im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else

i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste

quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air

learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time

wish me luck

[rubberduckzi11a]

GUYS IM SUCH A DUMBASS

I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THIS STUPID

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[officialmiintee]

thank you party !

[tragedy-machine]

One day Charles and Edwin realize that ghosts can see their reflection in other ghosts' eyes, and Charles becomes absolutely obsessed with that fact

And hey, guess who just happens to be the nearest friendly ghost who'd let Charles into their personal space to hold intense, intimate eye contact with him?

Even though Edwin can't really take Charles coming super close to him and staring deeply into his eyes, he also can't deny Charles anything, so he just embraces his suffering

[bocchidaily]

Day 262: Today she gets to eat more stylish weeds than usual

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

made this btw ur welcome