#mint and strawberries for I don't know I don't drink alcohol I don't know what drinks there are

[creamecream]

"You make me so excited,

And I don't wanna fight it,

I start to blush,

You are my sugar rush,

Ain't nothing better, baby,

Is it for real, or maybe?

I start to blush,

You are my sugar rush,"

Magnolia May belongs to @abyssnighthawk

[yuri-is-online]

List of characters that i think smoke a lil weed:

Riddle. He needs to chill the fuck out. I don't think he'd be able to handle smoking though, physically or mentally, so like. Trey should maybe slip him a strawberry tart with some ganja in it

Cater. Let him find the will the live and spiritually high five Morgan freeman or smth idk

Ace and Deuce. Another day, another heart attack cause Yuu got into a situation again

Trey. Partially because we both know damn well how stressed he is on a daily, but mostly because I just want the strict "Rule Following Dorm" to just be chalk full of stoners. Never let them know your next move! 🤙

Ruggie. He deserves it. Weirdly enough, he actually preforms better at his jobs when he's high as balls (this is based on one of my brother's. He can't drive for shit but he can smoke a blunt and then suddenly he turns into a chauffeur???)

Jade. I don't think he would need it or even really feel a desire to do it; he just wanted to know what it felt like the first time he did it, but then Yuu shotgunned him once and now he's much more willing to smoke. Probably makes the best food ever when he's high

Jamil. Look me in my eye and tell me he doesn't need Marijuana like a white mom needs a live laugh love sign. You cant. He can't do it too much though cause whenever he gets high he ends up just. Melting into his floor and stares at the ceiling for the next few hours and he can't do shit.

Kalim. He wants to be included. Also I think he would be a crier cause Lord knows he needs a good sob

Epel. He'll do just about anything if he thinks it'll make him cooler, and in his mind, weed is pretty cool. It is significantly less cool when he starts coughing like he's trying to puke out his organs though.

Vil. I don't really know why, he just would. He wouldn't smoke it though. Probably just eat an edible, and not the normal ones like a brownie or a cookie or some type of sweet, nah. He's going for the peanut butter. "Vil why is your peanut butter green?" "It's made with pistachios" "Ok but why are your eyes so red" "it's windy out here". He's so good at lying through his teeth when it comes to this but come on! He needs a break! Let him do this or he's gonna bite neiges head off!

I dont think Rook would. I don't why for this either, it's just the vibes. Rook is staying sober.

Idia tried it once to see what the hype was about and started choking. He's one if those people who isn't affected by Marijuana so he didn't really do it again. Until those cotton candy vapes came out and then he tried it again.

Lilia. I don't think I have to explain this.

Yuu. They were the one that got everyone else smoking. The probably grow it in their garden and tell people it's mint (also inspired by my brother). They're stressed constantly and making out with their boyfriend doesn't always take that stress away, so why not make out with their boyfriend, but high.

Honorable mention: Sam! He's just cool like that.

Honorable mention: Chen'ya! Cause I feel like he would.

I know nothing about smoking weed because the smell makes me kind of sick so I will take your word for it that this list is accurate. I do know a decent bit about drinking vodka straight from the bottle so allow me to give you my list of people who I think would do that:

Crewel- i think he's a cocktail guy but sometimes he just doesn't have the patience. He also has a big bottle of absinthe for emergencies. It's been getting a work out with all the overblots this year.

Lilia- used to back when he was traveling the world, nowadays he prefers not to so he can set a good example for Silver. Probably sticks to weed since it's more natural

Floyd- I feel like he makes those toxic jungle juice mixes that you can't tell the alcohol content of for "funzies" but then refuses to drink it himself and just drinks it from the bottle.

Epel- again he thinks it makes him look cool. He hates vodka because as a proud citizen of Harveston he strikes me as more of a cider guy but he still assumes he looked cool.

Sebek- he did it on a dare and he hated every second of it.

Ruggie- he does the thing where he gets cheap vodka and puts it through a brita filter to make it better.

Leona- he is too lazy to get himself something better. Do you think he smokes weed or sticks to catnip? And if you asked him that how loud do you think he would laugh before trying to beat your ass?

Yuu- at all times they look like this to me:

[nattawinlove-andmygaytea]

5 Drinks To Get To Know Me

@first-kanaphan Thanks for tagging me.😚💖

Well first thing it's that I don't drink alcohol, so it's the "normal" drinks that I drink 😁

1. Water : So the first has to be water... simple but complex at the same. Love to be hydrated all day. Its a freaking nightmare that there is people who don't enjoy water! Like wtf? It's Amazing! The good old H2o 💙

2. Mint Tea : some will say the correct is mint infusion, but I like to call it tea! It's like my favorite tea ever! Its good to my digestion problems too, like what an amazing blessing 🥹. There's nothing to compare with the flavor of the fresh mint or the even stronger peppermint! I love it so much, i have 2 or 3 cups a day. ✨ offer me some mint tea and I'm a happy person on sight!

3. Coffee : Black coffee made in a french press is such a beautiful alchemy 🥲 not better coffee than a french press coffee,really.

I just in love when I can have a good brand of coffee with notes of vanilla, toffee and hazelnuts.... Sublime!

No with sugar, but with a little of agave syrup.

4. Vegan milk : For someone with lactose intolerance, you have to learn about vegan milk. There's like the amazing almond milk, great to make milkshakes and ice cream, cashew nut milk is good to cappuccinos, soy milk it's the one I love to drink a pure glass sometimes.

5. Pepsi or Red Bull : so for the sake of it's caffeine it's one or another. I can't have iced coffee, like serious, I throw the fuck up. I think it's my digestion problems,IBS, that don't let me have it, so I go with some iced Pepsi (Yes, Pepsi! I hate Coke, it tastes bad). Or I will have some of the great weird flavor of iced Red Bull.

Honor mention: I love pineapple juice or strawberry orange juice, and fresh Lemonade!!! But it's hard for me to have some fresh fruits to make it. 😁

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

thank youuu!!!

eggs: i don't really know many names of different ways to make eggs but i think sunny side up and/or poached but i haven't had eggs in a long time

steak: for once i've actually been listening to what i've been wanting to do for a long time now and distancing myself from meat, but i used to choose medium rare

milk: ever since i started trading everything i used to drink regularly for water to keep a hydration habit going, i haven't even wanted milk at all, so none

alcohol: i've always liked wine, but i'm remembering a homemade strawberry wine my dad used to make, which was soo good. i want to try a pina colada one day. i haven't tried many alcohol drinks because i don't drink them often, but once in a while i'll have a beer or something.

warm drink: tea. i either make my own(dandelion tea) or store bought teas like mint or chamomile kinds (i want to grow my own mint plants)

i tag EVERYONE

[threelionsgirl]

the cake | ben chilwell

summary: ben and y/n hate each other, but baking a cake together for mason's birthday has never been more fun

warnings: +18 smut! fingering, dirty talk, oral (M receiving), unprotected sex (don't do this if you don't want ist's and babys), teasing, cocky!reader, hair pulling, seminude exchange, kitchen sex

word count: 6,576 yes, it is a very long one and has some development, so save some time to read it

notes: yeah I know that mason's birthday has already passed, I meant to post this way before, but it didn't work out, and yes, I also know that maybe i’m a little obsessed with enemies to lovers, but like taytay says: I swearrr I don't love the enemies to lovers, it loves me!!!! and this time it’s for benji!!!!! enjoy it.

masterlist | requests are open!

"What the hell are you doing here?" Y/N asked as Ben walked through the door. She was at Mason's house as it was his birthday, and they were hosting a surprise party. They had decided to do everything themselves, and she was in charge of putting up the decorations around the house, while Declan's job was to keep Mason out all day and only bring him in at party time.

"When Dec told me you were here alone, I thought I had the right to come over and inspect, just to make sure you're not going to destroy my best friend's house!" He replied, closing the door. Y/N looked at him nonconformist and also because Ben looked very well. He was wearing a pink T-shirt and a white cap pulled back from his head. His strong arm held a cooler that must have been crammed with alcoholic drinks and ice.

"I need to organize the decorations, but since you didn't go after the cake, which was your obligation, CHILWELL, I'll have to make one too." She grumbled, it was Ben's job to order the cake and go get it, the only task besides buying drinks, but he had forgotten, and that time was running out.

"Exactly, the cake is my obligation, so I'll do it." He replied after placing the cooler on the floor. He snapped his fingers as if that was going to be an arduous task.

"You can burn even water, Benjamin!" Y/N exclaimed, trying to stop him from reaching the kitchen. There was no way she could cook a cake with Ben there, it would be a disaster, she was sure.

They had always hated each other from the first day they met. She was arrogant, and Ben hated arrogant people. He was too uptight, a pain in the ass in Y/N's eyes. He didn't know how to live and liked to shit rule on everyone's head, it pissed her off because in life she hadn't been regimented even by her parents.

"I'll make sure that at least you don't put any poison from your snake fangs in our food." He crossed his arms resiliently.

"Oh, you bet I will, but it will only be on your piece!" She walked past him bumping into his arm on purpose and going to the kitchen, opening the cupboards and the fridge starting to fetch the ingredients.

"Let's make a mint chocolate cake." She said, knocking the box of chocolate on the wood.

"Mason likes strawberry with vanilla better." Ben hit back with the strawberry box.

"Chocolate."

"Strawberry." Y/N rolled her eyes, she wasn't in the patience to keep arguing, and she didn't have the time either.

"Okay, it's going to be a red velvet cake with cream cheese filling!" Neither vanilla nor chocolate seemed to be a good solution, and Ben eventually agreed. He watched as she moved to grab some tools like spoons, baking sheets, a mixer and leave everything on the island.

"I bet you don't even know where to start." Y/N just said that to Ben to make a dig at him, turning her back to grab the rest of the ingredients from the cupboard. Ben felt slightly challenged and moved toward the sink to wash his hands, but the sound of Y/N's cell phone caught his attention. The cell phone was on the kitchen island with the screen facing up and unlocked.

His eyes widened when he saw the content of the messages. She was talking to a guy in a lewd way, but what really shocked him were the pictures she sent him: in red lingerie, some in just panties, while her arms hid the nipples of her breasts. Each photo was better than the other in extremely sexy poses. His cock throbbed in his underwear as he looked. He knew Y/N was hot, but it was totally new to see her at that angle.

"What do we have here?" Y/N turned abruptly, just in time to see her cell phone beeping in Ben's hand, taking messages from the guy she was chatting with. A wicked grin appeared on Chilwell's face as he looked at the screen. "Nice breasts, by the way."

He pointed his deep blue iris to her and saw Y/N begin to blush, he just didn't know if it was from anger or embarrassment. When she realized that Ben had his cell phone in hand, she almost freaked out and cursed herself for leaving it unlocked.

"Benjamin, give it to me now!" She demanded going toward him, but Ben began to take steps backwards to get away. "You little shit."

"You like humiliating yourself like that, so guys can fuck you?" He raised his eyebrow as he read the conversation. The guy was practically demanding that she send those pictures.

"That's none of your business! Give me back my cell phone." She exclaimed, going after him to try to take it, but Ben resisted. He held the device in his hand and raised his arm, finding it amusing as she tried to retrieve it.

"No." He was taller, she could stand there for hours trying to jump to catch up, it was a fight with certain defeat, so in those cases Y/N would have to be smarter. She took advantage that his hands were up and slid her hand into his jeans, pulling Ben's cell phone from there.

"There is!" She gloated and walked away quickly before he could react. "I wonder what you're hiding here, Chilwell?" She spoke, turning it on, and the lock screen appeared: it was his dog, Oscar. Cute. But she was more interested in invading his privacy, as he had done with her.

"It has a password." Ben crossed his arms, he wasn't so dumb to leave his cell phone unlocked lying around. Y/N bit the inside of his cheek and began to think.

"Let me see. Alex's birthday." She tried, but it gave an error.

"Try again." Ben laughed. Y/N forced her brain to think of something more exact when an idea came to her mind.

"UCL title date."

"Damn it!" Ben grumbled as the screen unlocked.

"So predictable." She laughed and started to walk away when she realized Ben was approaching.

"Damn. Give it back to me, Y/N, I'm giving yours." He spoke, extending her cell phone, but she ignored it.

"Hm... What are you so afraid I'm going to see here?" she raised her eyebrow as Ben cursed. He approached, and they stood three steps apart, preparing in case she tried to escape down the sides, but Y/N ran out of the kitchen and locked herself in the bathroom while Ben cursed.

She closed the door behind her and looked at the cell phone in her hands. First she went through the pictures, but there was nothing interesting on it, so she opened the conversations. If he had read a conversation of hers, she had a right too. She rolled her eyes when she saw that he was talking to two women at the same time. Men. So predictable.

She was about to leave when she looked in the mirror and had an idea. Y/N started to undress in just her panties and bra, remembering Ben's reaction when he saw her pictures and commented on her breasts. She took three pictures with the camera pointed at the mirror and saved them in the gallery. After that, she got dressed and got out of there, as Ben started banging on the door.

"Look, looks like the uptight  boy isn't so uptight." She said, slamming her cell phone on his chest and taking hers back. Ben cursed softly, realizing that she had read his messages. "Do they know you are dating both of them at the same time? That isn't correct, Chilwell."

"Shut up. This is an open relationship, you don't know anything."

"You don't want to admit that you are being a hypocrite. That's just it." Y/N turned away from him and started walking towards the kitchen, Ben went after her feeling the need to defend himself, but she turned to him and stopped him from entering the kitchen. "Just get out of here, we both know you can't cook."

Chilwell rolled his eyes but eventually did as she said and went to sit on the couch in the living room, he was curious to know what Y/N had gotten up to with his cell phone. He picked up the device and started checking his apps, luckily Y/N hadn't texted anyone. He looked through his calls until he finally checked his gallery. He's eyes widened at the sight of the pictures she had left there for the sole purpose of teasing him.

Well he took turns looking between Y/N in the kitchen and the pictures of her. It hadn't even crossed his mind that underneath those clothes she held such sexy lingerie and such a hot body. He spent some time admiring the pictures, the cleavage of her breasts in her bra, the curve of her ass, the details of her tiny panties... enough for that to start turning him on. "Shit." He whispered to himself. Those photos were as good as the ones he had seen on her cell phone, and effective if the goal was to get his cock hard.

He looked at Y/N in the kitchen. She had put on an apron and was beginning to measure out the ingredients. Ben stood up and walked slowly to the kitchen. He stopped at the counter and propped his elbows there.

"What the hell is this? Are you trying to provoke me?" He asked showing her his cell phone and Y/N gave him a winning smile before turning her back to open the refrigerator.

"You seemed to really like the ones you saw on my cell phone, so I decided to save those for you..." She blinked innocently, but seductively. "Just so you know what you'll never get, Chilwell."

Ben closed his mouth, he was disbelieving, but soon decided to regain his composure after seeing how Y/N was enjoying upsetting his mind with her teasing. "I didn't like them." He said, blocking his cell phone and looking away.

Y/N picked up a can of whipped cream and poured some on his index finger. "You are a terrible liar, Benjamin." She said and then immediately took her finger to her mouth and sucked on it.

Ben swallowed dryly and turned his back on her, deciding to go back into the living room. Oh fuck, he was so hard by then and seeing Y/N sucking his fucking finger just made him wonder what it would be like if she sucked his cock. Her lips looked incredible at that angle and incredibly inviting. Y/N laughed internally when he saw Ben walking back into the living room, happy that he had gotten what she wanted.

Ben sat down on the couch and looked at the bulge in his pants and moaned low. He stroked his own cock over the fabric and his conscience appeared to alert him that it was not a good idea to do that there. That was not the right place and not the right person. He hated Y/N, they were hosting a party for Mason, at his house. Ben was not a guy who liked to take risks, he was always more reserved and liked to follow rules. Totally the opposite of Y/N. But that day he was instigated and somewhat curious.

He looked at the kitchen again. Y/N was distracted, humming a tune, while she stirred the ingredients of the cake. Ben narrowed his eyes at her, he would not let her win that game so easily. Thinking about it, he lowered his jeans enough to leave his white Calvin on display and the bulge his hard cock was making in the fabric. He took two pictures, one with his hand in his underwear holding his length, and sent them to Y/N's cell phone.

From there, you could hear her cell phone beeping. He wasn't able to see her, but he heard perfectly when something fell to the floor, and she cursed.

"Everything okay there, Y/N?" He asked, holding back his laughter, with the overbearing thought that maybe she got careless after seeing the pictures he sent.

"More than fine, Benjamin!" She shouted back and Ben stood up, tidying his jeans in place and walked to the kitchen. Y/N was standing, she had tied up her hair and in a bowl was beating the butter with the vanilla essence. "Get out of here. You're in the way." She said when she saw him.

"No, that's my cake too, and I'm going to help make it." He says, walking past her, leaning against her waist purposefully. Ben could have sworn he saw her body shiver entirely. Y/N sighed, how could she continue baking with Ben beside her and knowing what he was hiding under his pants?

Her jaw locked when she saw the pictures of his cock. They weren't nudes, but it gave her mind a lot of freedom to start fantasizing. The "BC" and the "21" of his tattoos being quite striking. Y/N couldn't stop thinking about the size, and now she had a sense of the width and thickness, it was sending heat to her entire body and an abrupt need to close her legs. She didn't realize she was getting aroused until she let some cutlery fall off the table, and that snapped her back to reality.

The next step in the cake was to mix the dry ingredients with the egg yolks and buttercream. Y/N saw Ben start to break the eggs into a bowl and rolled his eyes.

"You have to break the eggs in a different container first to see that they are not spoiled, and then separate the yolk from the white!" She grumbled and he frowned at her. For a moment her gaze wandered to his hands, so big and nimble... Y/N was a simple person, if she saw nice fingers she wanted them inside her, but that was Ben, she hated him, she should not allow herself to have such thoughts about him. "Just get out of here, you do everything wrong."

"I'm not the one dirtying the whole island with milk." Ben laughed, and she realized that maybe she had been watching his hands too long, and the milk she was pouring into the meter overflowed onto the table. Y/N snorted, grabbing a cloth to start wiping it up. "What? Can't you concentrate with me here?"

He asked in a more husky and provocative way, sliding one lip over the other. Y/N sighed, feeling more heat than she really was. Ben knew he was messing with her to the same extent she was messing with him. He simply could not stop looking at her legs as she moved from side to side, since Y/N was wearing a very short skirt.

"Of course I can!" She asserted, but that was a lie. Her hormones were driving her crazy, and she couldn't do anything without sometimes looking away from Ben. It was as if her eyes were two metal spheres and Ben was a giant magnet. To help, the tingling in her core would not cease. "I'm going to the bathroom, try not to make a mess." She sighed and walked quickly to the hall bathroom and closed the door.

She leaned against the wood and unlocked her cell phone, going straight to Ben's conversation and taking a good look again at the pictures he sent her. He was so big, and she wished it was her hand instead of his, just the thought made her gasp and press her thighs together. She parted her legs a little, playing with the waistband of her skirt, her fingers snaked towards his core before she was rudely interrupted.

"Y/N what are you doing there?" She nearly jumped and dropped her cell phone to the floor when she heard Ben's knocks on the door. His deep voice vibrated in Y/N's ears and drifted down to her panties.

"It's rude to ask what people are doing in the bathroom, Chilwell!"

"If you don't want to say, then I think I can guess." She couldn't see, but she was sure Ben was smiling on the other side. She bit her lip, keeping silent. "Hm... I guess you got wet as fuck and decided to come to the bathroom to touch yourself."

Y/N let out the heavy breath she was holding, suddenly she was puzzled that he was so cheeky. She opened the door in a rush in time to see Ben with his elbow leaning against the doorframe and his hand on his head. His biceps were marked, but she didn't let that distract her.

"What the fuck are you talking about, Chilwell." She didn't want to admit that that was exactly what it was.

"Don't play the cynic! You know I'm talking about our semis exchange, you were just as turned on as I was." He crossed his arms across his chest and moistened his lips.

His irritation was visible, all Y/N wanted to do was wipe that smile off Ben's mouth.

"I did not!" She huffed and took a step forward, leaving their faces inches apart. Ben grabbed her waist with his strong arm so fast that her body projected forward in a jolt and Y/N had no time to react.

"You are a terrible liar." He replayed the line and Y/N had no way to react, as Ben crashed his lips into hers in a raging kiss. She was caught between the door frame and his body as Ben's tongue invaded her mouth. She moved her arms to hold onto him because that was... Good. Really good. Ben was a great kisser.

He ran his hand down the side of her body continuously, his cock was still so hard, and he was desperate for contact, even if it was Y/N. At that moment, he didn't care about anything, he just wanted her.

Y/N held his neck as he bit her lip. She flattened her chest, lacking air. It was a great kiss, but she still wasn't willing to give in and had a cake to bake.

"If you're talking about those pictures, I think you were the only one affected." She says, pressing her hips into his erection. "I'm drier than a desert!"

"Really? So if I stick my fingers under that tiny skirt, I won't find any soggy panties?" He teased, running his fingers along the hem of her skirt, rubbing his phalanges against the skin of her thigh. Y/N contracted the muscles in her groin. She could feel the very heat of her natural lubrication. Her panties were as damp and warm as a rainy summer afternoon.

"I need to finish that cake!" She shot out, swallowing a groan and pulling away from Ben. Y/N was unable to answer that and went back into the kitchen. She turned on the mixer to beat the egg whites and went to mix the dry ingredients.

Y/N decided to stand with her back to the rest of the kitchen, trying to concentrate on the dough, so much so that she barely noticed when Ben came up behind her. He pulled her hair to the side and began to distribute kisses down her neck. He would have given up by now if he hadn't known that she was as turned on as he was.

His hands held her flanks while his lips worked on her neck with kisses and a few bites. Y/N sighed, trying to pretend Ben wasn't there, but it was nearly impossible.

"Benjamin, get out!" She struggled to say as he moved closer, his chest colliding with her back and his hands caressing her belly under her t-shirt.

"You don't want me to leave." The scent of his aftershave lotion was numbing her nostrils and the touch of his hands leaving her with no reaction. He moved his hands down to her ass, giving it a considerable squeeze before sliding them down to her inner thighs. Ben was addicted to the smell of her hair, he could easily feel her body reacting to his. "Say I can touch you, Y/N." He whispered in her ear before sucking on her neck, leaving marks there. At least then she would have no way to deny what happened in that kitchen.

Y/N made a circular motion with the spoon to mix the dough that got slower and slower. Ben's fingers made circles on her thigh, she had no control whatsoever over her breathing, and her heart felt like a crusher breaking concrete. Ben was still leaving kisses on the back of her neck, and Y/N felt she was on the edge. She rested her fingers on the edge of the counter and let go:

"Fuck, touch me!"

He instantly smiled with consent, and his fingers pushed her panties aside as Y/N spread her legs for him to have better access. Ben started softly, letting her wetness envelop his fingers as he slid his index and middle finger between her lips. Y/N moaned softly, pushing her hips back toward his erection, which pressed her hips against the countertop.

"Dryer than a desert, huh?" he chuckled in her ear as his finger began to stimulate her clit, making Y/N squirm.

"Shut up, Chilwell!"

"I may even shut up, but I want to hear you." Y/N threw her head back on his shoulder as she felt two of his fingers slowly and tortuously invade her. Ben began a repetitive in and out motion as his thumb circled her clit, Y/N whimpered, unable to hold back the sounds. He kissed every bit of her face he could reach, and his other hand held her hips in place.

She was right, Ben had nice fingers, and she wanted to kiss him, but he didn't seem too willing to let her leave the place.

"Shit!" She cried out when Ben curved his fingers a little, reaching her G-spot. The way she squeezed around his fingers was driving him crazy too, and he couldn't wait to feel that with his cock. Y/N's legs trembled as her orgasm grew.

"Have you ever cooked like this, Y/N? Having two more hands to help you?" He increased the finger movements, so rhythmic and precise. She was trying to pay attention to his words, but her brain and her whole body were only focused on the orgasm to come.

"F-fuck, Chilly, I'm going to cum!" His mouth formed into a smile when he heard his nickname. Y/N never called him that, it was always "Benjamin" or "Chilwell".

"You moaned my nickname."

"I-it came out unintentionally."

"That was the prettiest sound I've ever heard." He decided that "Chilly" and the word "cum" went very well together in the same sentence, even more so if they came out of Y/N's mouth.

She barely heard what he said as the waves of pleasure began to wash over her so strongly and she clenched tightly around his fingers. An overwhelming peace took over her body as Y/N came teasingly. Ben kept his mouth glued to her neck as his fingers made the last movements necessary for her to feel completely satisfied.

He pulled out of her and Y/N took a deep breath trying to come back from the high cloud she was on.

"Tastier than the cake I'm sure." He said sucking on the fingers that seconds ago were inside her, Y/N knew of her confectionery skills but she couldn't refute that. "What do you want to do while the cake bakes?" Ben was full of second thoughts, as wrong as that seemed he didn't want it to end, he felt they were just getting started.

"The filling and the frosting." Y/N pushed him by the elbow and he groaned giving her space. She finished the dough, placed it in the greased baking pan and took it to the oven to bake.

Before throwing the dirty bowl into the sink, she washed hands, took a small spoon and scooped up the little bit of dough that had remained and brought it to her mouth, looking at Ben as she did so.

"Do you suck dick as well as you suck that spoon?" Ben asked, but she didn't even answer or look at him after his cheeky question, Y/N had better ideas. She took the filling ingredients and threw them into another bowl, but without mixing them, then she took a wooden spoon and handed the bowl to Ben who held it to his chest.

"You mix. I suck." She gave him a mischievous smile before getting down on her knees. She could use the mixer to beat the cream cheese, but what a waste it would be to leave Ben's muscular arms useless. She wanted to see them in action as much as he wanted her to suck his cock.

Ben was unresponsive for a few seconds as he looked over the basin at Y/N's head close to his hip while her hands groped his crotch. She played with the elastic of his Calvin and looked up realizing that Ben was still motionless. "Am I going have to repeat?, Chilly?"

When he looked at her and saw her bright eyes full of mischief, he held up the spoon and began to stir. Y/N smiled contentedly, focusing on his cock again. First she opened his pants and slid them down to his ankles and then his white Calvin. Ben's cock slammed into his abdomen, she held the base and began sucking his balls. Ben groaned, throwing his head against the closet. It must have been almost forty minutes since he had been fantasizing about it.

"How long do I need to mix that?" He questioned.

"As long as you want." Y/N replied and Ben understood that if he wanted it was going to suck him until he came.

Her tongue swirled around his tip sucking all of his pre-semen and he reacted by gripping the handle of the spoon tighter, wishing it was her hair. Y/N jerked him slowly before she began to run her tongue over each startled vein of his penis. Then she moved her lips down his length and began sucking as hard as she could until she ran out of air. She kissed his cock as she paused for breath. Y/N put him back in her mouth and Ben cursed as he felt the tip of his cock hit the bottom of her throat and her nose rub his pubic bone. She firmed her lips around his shaft and pulled her head back, repeating the process a few times, faster and faster and more frantic, until her jaw, and her knees resting on the cold tile began to ache.

"Oh, fuck yes. Keep doing that, Y/N." Ben moaned looking down at his cock going in and out of her plump lips.

He left the bowl on the counter as she propped her hands on his thighs, having the support she needed, to shove his entire cock into her mouth. Ben held her hair gently, holding her head in place and began to thrust his hips back and forth, feeling her throat throbbing around him. It was so wet and hot. He pushed her head deep and held it for a few seconds until she was panting. "Holy shit, you're killing me, baby!"

Y/N looked up, her eyes meeting his blue irises looking at her, they were as dark as the ocean on the night of a storm. She wanted to rip off that ridiculous cap he was wearing and mess up his hair, make it fall to his forehead.

Ben held the base of his penis and pulled it out of her mouth when he realized he was going to cum. He slid the base across Y/N's lips who wrapped her tongue around the head. He pulled her up before he lost control completely. She looked down at the bowl the filling Ben had mixed, trying to ignore that his cock was still hard and she hadn't made him cum.

"It's not good yet." She said looking at the bowl, but Ben knew she meant something else.

"You're right." He whispered, pulling her close by the waist. Y/N watched as his biceps squeezed her and how her chest rose as it collided with his. Ben pulled her bottom lip with his teeth and squeezed her hips. "Where should I fuck you?" He quickly looked around the kitchen for all the places he could easily sit her down or bend her over. "Your choice."

"Why should I let you fuck me?" She tugged at his cap and the hat fell back lifting a few strands of his hair.

"I'll make you cum again before that cake finishes baking." She looked at the oven, the light inside made it visible as the batter grew, but it still wasn't good. When Y/N looked at Ben again she grabbed his neck, sticking their bodies together as she kissed him fiercely. This was not something she could easily refuse.

Ben felt free to be a little rough, he kissed her eagerly and pushed her body until Y/N bumped her hips on the edge of the island. He wanted to fuck her so badly and could no longer stand so many clothes separating them. He pulled her blouse up, pulling it off her body quickly, and did the same with her skirt, without much finesse.

His hands squeezed her thighs and Y/N sat on the island, the movement making some ingredients they had already used fall to the floor and making a mess but she didn't care. She took off Ben's shirt and hugged his waist with her legs. Her hands squeezed and arranged every inch of skin on his arms and torso. Ben removed her bra so easily and his mouth left hers only to tease her nipples. He squeezed her breasts feeling how soft and heavy they felt in his hands.

Y/N moaned, scratching the back of his neck and threaded her fingers through the strands of his hair.

"I've always wanted to do that!" She exclaimed, pulling his hair from side to side as Ben licked and nibbled on her nipples. "Especially when you use that melequent gel."

"Oh." He lifted his head to look at her, his thumbs sliding between the elastic of her panties to the sides. "Have you ever caught yourself imagining pulling my hair?" he raised an eyebrow at her. "Was I fucking you or eating your pussy?" Y/N rolled her eyes.

"Not at all. I meant messing it up. To piss you off. But if you feel better thinking I had erotic dreams about you, you can think whatever you want." She slid her nails down his abdomen causing Ben to get chills and his cock to twitch again. Y/N left a bite on his neck and some saucy kisses. "If I were you, I would start moving, if not I will start thinking that besides being insufferable, you are also a liar, Chilwell."

Y/N whispered looking at the oven. The timer on the clock kept ticking and soon it would beep indicating that the cake was ready. Ben decided to act more quickly, fearing that Y/N would give up. He removed her panties and they groaned together as he finally penetrated her, beginning regular strokes without a pause so that Y/N could adjust to his size. She was so wet it was easy.

"Are they supposed to fuck you like that when you sent those pictures?" He smiled and she pulled him by the shoulders, shutting his mouth with a kiss.

"Can't you fuck with your mouth closed, Benjamin?"

"I'm not the one making so many noises." He laughed when she moaned into his mouth. Ben's hand gripped the hair on the back of her neck firmly holding her head in place, her ajar lips brushing against his as she moaned and was forced to face him. The thumb of his other hand began to rub her clit and she thought she would melt there. His hips were faster, his cock moving out and in from inside her nervously. "What pretty noises you're making for me, Y/N... Am I making you feel good?"

"Oh God, yeessss, yes, yes, don't stop!" He nodded, his big hands held the cheeks of her ass enrusting the two thrusts, deeper and more precise. Ben took a general look around the kitchen. It was a mess, they were a mess, but he was fucking Y/N and her lips were on his, biting his mouth and rolling her tongue around in his.

"We really shouldn't be doing this right now." He said between one sigh and another, his movements slowed down and Y/N gave him an ugly look. Her breathing wasn't all out of whack and her body wasn't all sweaty for her to get out of that kitchen without cumming.

"Well, do you want to stop?" she asked. "Because if you stop I'll kill you."

Ben laughed, he denied with his head and kissed her back, speeding back up. Some cutlery was falling from the island and the noise was mixed with the sound of their skin hitting each other. Y/N propped one hand on the table and looked up at him.

"What happened to you? Isn't it too risky to fuck me in your best friend's kitchen? You're not like that, Benjamin." His hand slid down her belly until it gripped her breast and Y/N gasped arching her back.

"You're driving me crazy. That's what happened." Her pussy tightened around his cock when his voice came out husky and guttural. Ben clamped his teeth around her neck trying to control himself from cumming before she did. "Holy fuck."

"You are blaming me for your corruption."

"Exactly. "Ben held her head up high, neck tightly stretched, and slowly, he was leaning her over the table. Y/N stared at the ceiling, stunned as he trusted to fuck her over the island. Each time they moved a different thing fell to the floor. "I want you moaning my nickname. Again." He spoke seriously, almost like an order.

"Then make me cum!" She said adjusting her leg around his hip more firmly.

Her body responded deliciously to Ben's. She let herself go, he sped up. He was thrusting, rushing. Each time Y/N gasped and threatened to lay her head on the table, Ben pulled her hair back. He kept up the pace. He pumped quickly. Her moans were cadenced with his strokes. She was almost at the peak when he stopped for a moment. Y/N complained in a sigh. He came back in and put it in in a hurry, and without her expecting it, he put it in deep.

"Oh, fuck yeah. That's it, I'm going to cum." She moaned loudly and smiled, holding the sides of Ben's head, his hair falling to his forehead and staring into his deep blue eyes. "Chilly."

She broke down in delirious glee, biting his shoulders and her eyes rolling out of their sockets. Her pussy twitching and milking every drop from him. Her somatic nervous system was taking a back seat and Y/N could no longer control the sounds that came out as a result. Each thing she said came out in a different way, but they involved Ben's name. Her words triggered his own release and Ben moaned as he came inside her, squeezing her nipples and claiming her lips on his. Y/N collapsed on the table, blushing, but she grabbed his neck and they kissed as they returned to an upright position on the table.

He kissed her entire collarbone area and part of her bust, his lips not wanting to leave her skin, but Y/N had to push him away to get off the island when the oven beeped indicating that the cake was ready. She took some sheets of paper to clean herself and washed her hands in the sink. Then she removed the form from the oven with cloth gloves and placed it on top of the empty part of the island.

"Well...look at the mess you've made." She looked from Ben to the mess on the kitchen floor and Ben looked at her indignantly as he put on his underwear.

"The mess I made?" she laughed, picking his t-shirt up off the floor and putting it on. She turned her back to him looking for the bowl with the filling. "I made it myself, Y/N?" Ben stared at how well his shirt had looked on her. Half of her legs were still showing, they were so sexy. He reached up and grabbed her waist.

"Yeah, I'll go finish the cake and you should clean that up before Mason gets here, he wouldn't be too happy if he saw his kitchen like this. You know, just a word of advice."

"I gave you two orgasms and you make me clean up the mess?" He still looked at her indignantly.

"That's right." Y/N stood facing him, licking her lips and speaking close to his mouth. "If you're a good guy I can give you your second." Her hand snaked up to his groin giving his cock a considerable squeeze that almost made Ben groan.

They exchanged a complicit smile and he relented, starting to tidy up the mess but not putting his clothes on as a way of teasing her. Y/N didn't take her eyes off him as she finished assembling and filling the cake.

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Hours later, Mason's birthday party was already happening. He and all his friends had arrived for the surprise, and Y/N breathed a sigh of relief that she and Ben had managed to get all the decorations and all the mess done in time.

They had already sung Happy Birthday and were eating the cake in the living room. Ben and Y/N were on opposite sides of the couch exchanging intentional glances. They had pretended the entire party that nothing had happened between them, but they couldn't pretend to themselves how much they wanted each other.

"That cake turned out good, Y/N." Mason said, he was already on his third piece.

"Thank you, Mason. Ben helped me." She answered for her friend, but really was looking at Ben.

"Ben can't cook." Mason laughed and looked at his friend.

"Until he can do one thing or another." She said taking the spoon to her mouth, tasting the filling as she had done earlier and Ben shook his foot on the floor, starting relatively excited.

"I'm surprised you guys didn't destroy my kitchen."

"Me too." It was Ben's turn to speak and Y/N, ah if only Mount knew... Mason laughed and went off to talk to other people.

He and Y/N stared at each other for a few minutes until she got up and sat down next to him. Her hand went to his thigh after making sure that everyone was drunk enough to pay attention to them.

She turned her head toward him, knowing that neither of them could take any more of that tension, and whispered:

"Do you want to have sex in the bathroom, Chilwell?"

"Meet me there in five."

She shot off to the upstairs bathroom to wait for him. That had been the tastiest cake she had ever made and Y/N didn't expect that one day there might be another like it.

[atinyladybug-daydreams]

Boba Flavour Profile, Thoughts and Tips

Something something a list to organise my boba flavours and shit. Not ranked yet. Just organising flavour profile, explaining flavour and giving tips. Feel free to reblog with your additions, tips and commentary. I don't mind reblogging with commentary or using tags. I'll read all.

Keep in mind that I am not specifically talking about the bigger branded ones like Chattime or Each-A-Cup but instead Night Market ones. Not sure if this tip can extend to Mall and Branded Boba stalls but can be attempted if available.

All is based on my own opinion and experience.

List of good/decent boba tea flavours:

Original pearl milk tea - tastes like teh tarik in a sense. OG is good. The boba balls absorb flavour well

Champagne - it's blue and good. Non-alcoholic and refreshing. Not too sweet or sour.

Strawberry (Sour) - imagine strawberry ice cream but with boba. Sometimes has the seeds texture in it. Good texture

Ice cream - it's blue. Tastes good. My comfort drink for a few years before I started trying other stuff. Haven't tasted it in a while so I forgot the exact taste of it but it's close with champagne

Butterfly Pea - sour aligned. Think lemon but pretty and very refreshing. Great for sunny and hot afternoons

Brazil Cuppocino - to summarise, coffee with boba. Can feel weird cause it's like drinking iced coffee but with extra texture (ice blended and boba). Pretty okay. Not sure if it gives caffeine side effects since I have no idea how caffeine affects me.

Lavender - imagine perfume but as a drink and with boba. Extra points for literally tasting gay. Also the drink is purple

List of boba tea flavours to avoid:

Mint - it's like drinking toothpaste. Very minty and sharp.

Brown sugar - way too sweet (good for people who has a sweet tooth tho)

List of flavours to try:

Matcha

Mocha

Chocolate

Peach?

Other Tips/Misc. Notes:

Do NOT drink boba with milk during/before/after meal time. It will actually make you feel really REALLY full and sick. Milk is known to make you full. I made that mistake. Don't.

Also I don't know about types of milk affecting the taste of boba. Like almond milk and stuff. Never had that before and I don't drink boba with milk. Reblog your addition with results if you start experimenting. I'm curious.

Try the smallest size first to get used to the drink and flavour. Also cause it's cheaper and not that big of a waste if you hate the taste

Boba pearls can be switched out to jelly if you don't like boba pearls. There's other options for pearls too.

Switching boba pearls to other options can and will change the entire experience of a drink since some has flavours and different textures (jelly tends to be harder and sour aligned while the red exploding ones kinda burst and also tastes sour).

Liking a flavour in something else does not necessarily mean you'll like it in boba. Taste really become different. (I love mint but god fuck mint boba.)

Drink comes either ice-blended or regularly iced. I personally like ice-blended cause I think regularly iced kinda affects the taste when the ice melts but could try to experiment what you prefer.

Put your drink in the freezer when you're not drinking it. Reminder not to forget about it.

[romeoandjulietyouwish]

Pokemon Anon here, no worries! What about Avatar style benders? Or! If that's been asked, what sort of drinks do they like to drink? (Alcoholic and Non-alcoholic?)

Anon I am so sorry I also don't know Avatar and I don't drink alcohol so I don't even know where to begin there lmao so here's what I think the M9's (mostly) non-alcoholic drinks of choice are:

Fjord lovessss sweet tea, my boy is from the south. And I can absolutely imagine him at the orphanage saving up to buy a glass to share with the other kids and then as an adult learning how to make it and just <3

Beau hates that her favorite drink is her dad's wine. It's expensive as shit, but whenever she wants to drink wine, that's the one that she wants. In her youth, she stole most of the bottles, not wanting to give her father a dime.

Caleb adores apple cider. It's something that people made in Blumenthal a lot in the fall and it always makes him think of home. His second year teaching he brought in a batch for all his students.

Veth loves her peach schnapps. But since it's hard to find so whenever Yeza finds an in the market, he buys a few bottles to last until he can buy more.

Jester's favorite is strawberry lemonade, it was always her drink of choice as a kid and whenever she drinks it now, it reminds her of her home and her mother.

Caduceus's is obviously tea, but more specifically, mint tea. Not because of its flavor, but because it's Clarabelle's favorite and she always makes too much so she pours him a cup as well.

Yasha's favorite is almost impossible to find in the Empire, it's the juice of a hard fruit found only in the wastes of Xhorhas. It reminds her of only the best parts of home, of Zuala. And when she finds it again, she shares it with Beau.

[sophieswundergarten]

These are all so funny! I love how most everyone enjoys a good hot chocolate.

Some Additions!

Number Two and Kate will make smoothies/protein shakes together! It takes a bit of coaxing to get Kate onboard, but once she has some time to think about it, it's one of her favourite drinks! The efficiency of not having to actually stop and chew when you're in a hurry is very pleasing to the both of them.

Rhonda makes the best lemonade. She can make it plain or add all the things: mint, strawberries, cinnamon, anything!

Miss Perumal, randomly, strikes me as the kind of person who enjoys milkshakes, and experiments with them for fun. Reynie probably had a lot of fun taste-testing for her when he was the only one who got to try them.

Milligan, I think, loves apple cider. He probably messes around with different apples and spices all of the time, so when it gets to fall he'll bring a regular, tried-and-true version, and then whatever craziness he's come up with that year.

Mr. Benedict would like some horchata, in addition to hot chocolate and tea, of course. I don't know a whole ton about it, other than it tastes pretty vanilla-y, but it seems to be made with rice, almonds, cinnamon, vanilla, and milk/sugar/etc.

Curtain would drink parsley soda and no I don't take suggestions.

S. Q. definitely has some paint water trauma, but I also think that Mr. B and the others get him one of those big waterbottles that holds like half a gallon and the lid seals, so once he learns the joys of drinking actual, clean water, he warms up to it. Pretty soon he's putting fruit and stuff in it so that it's got more taste! (Somebody hydrate this boy please)

Reynie really likes drinking tea, obviously, and I quite like your idea that he prefers lighter white/green teas, but I also think the only way he enjoys black tea is when it's all dressed up with the milk and sugar and things in it. He drinks it like a fancy old British woman or not at all.

Sticky secretly likes fruit juice a lot, but he feels super bad because of how much sugar is in it. He sneaks it sometimes when no one's looking, but once Reynie caught him and told him it wasn't a horrible crime to enjoy what you get to drink, so now he drinks it more regularly.

Constance starts drinking sparkling water to spite the others, because she'll leave it around or offer it to her family when they aren't expecting it just to watch their faces. However, it does keep her drinking actual water some of the time, so the adults let it slide. (She stops when Curtain complements her on being sophisticated for once on her short life)

Dr. Garrison, in my imagination, actually hates the taste of most alcohol and drinks it for other reasons, but she also forces herself to almost solely drink that thick "juice" that's made from root vegetables and tastes nasty because "it's good for you". Once the others introduce her to the wonderful world of not hating yourself and having fun once and a while, she joins Number Two, Miss Perumal, and Milligan with their drink experiments! Her favorite drink is hot chocolate or green teas, though.

inspired by this post by @mbspolls i wanna go into what kind of drinks (non-alcoholic for the kiddos of course) all of the characters like

When it comes to the adults in the society you could definitely argue that they’re all sober and I would agree with you. But for the sake of a fun tumblr post, let’s play around with both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks: 

Number Two makes cocktails that are borderline science experiments. She also makes her own kombucha (that she drinks out of a huge jar like with the pickle juice).

Rhonda and Miss Perumal occasionally take shots of tequila when they have a girls night. Apart from that Rhonda drinks STRONG coffee and Miss Perumal is more of a tea-girly. 

Milligan OBVIOUSLY drinks whiskey and maybe like… idk a white russian? Something gross lmao. Other than that, my guy drinks egg creams. He’s classy like that. 

Mr Benedict is the least likely to drink alcohol in my opinion (ngl in the aforementioned poll i voted for hot cocoa), but if he does drink he’s a fruity cocktail girly (just like me fr). 

Curtain drinks sparkling water or milk (like a psychopath) and of course green tea because Helth (but make it really fancy loose leaf green tea with a very sharp taste that honestly tastes like paint water). We do see him drink alcohol in the show which i kind of think is out of character because he wants to always be in control and drinking alcohol sort of has the opposite effect?? But if he does drink, you can bet your ass it’s expensive and gross. 

SQ doesn’t drink a lot because the amount of times he’s accidentally drank paintwater has left him traumatized. But Mr Benedict introduces him to hot chocolate with marshmallows and his life changes forever. 

Reynie has a huge tea collection thanks to Ms Perumal. He pretends to like Classy Teas like Early Grey when in actuality he loves fruity teas.

Sticky is a weirdo that likes hot lemon water or something because he read that it’s good for brain activity or something. But like the intellectual he is he also loves hot chocolate. 

Constance drinks the most disgusting sugary sodas you can imagine. Reynie accidentally takes a sip of it once thinking it’s lemonade and nearly throws up. 

Kate drinks Bang Energy and spins around violently like a washing machine for 48+ hours. 

(feel free to add your own suggestions. i am constantly dehydrated so i am therefore not well versed in the world of beverages.) 

[jejciu]

thoughts on picnic food. what are the best options for hypothetically having a picnic with you

Hi żmijko hope ur having a wonderful weekend :-)))))))) hope u don't mind me dividing it into two categories!!!

1. Drinks

Due to warm weather (bc who is doing picnics when it's cold) it's a bad idea to have either hot drinks or cold drinks. I know it's good for u to like drink tea and other hot beverages to match ur body temperature better so u feel less hot in the long run, but let's be honest, it kind of sucks. But also so does soda. I don't think I've ever had a single soda that tasted good after sitting in the sun for more than 10 minutes.... So honestly to me, plain water is good enough :-) it's good and refreshing. Also, I especially love having picnics next to body of water (although then u have to handle the bugs.....) so u can actually put the bottle in the sand when it's still heavy enough so the water cools it down from the outside hehe.

When it comes to alcohol, as long as ur picnicking in a cop-free area and have an option for a cooling bag or something, i love pre-made drinks :-) ofc not bought pre-made drinks, but ones made at home, with just the perfectly customized amount of alcohol that u like the most. I like daiquiris and mojitos for hot summer days, they don't feel too sticky and they're very easy to make (and I tend to sip them slowly so they don't run out as quickly) :)!! Adorable water bottles are the best for that purpose, too. At least u don't have to worry about delicate glass or cans that can explode in ur bag.

2. Food

My no.1 picnic food are sandwiches. Absolutely absolutely sandwiches. Any dark bread, really, but never buns (I don't know why tho, they just don't feel picnicky enough)! Never with anything that spreads or can melt easily (except for butter), always slices of meat or cheese or veggies :-) besides sandwiches, i also like pasta or salad with chicken, turkey or tuna :-)

but other than that, i loooooooooove fresh fruit and veggies. Like I love it so much. I love strawberries, cherries, or grapes (the absolute BEST to have at picnics), but I also adore having sliced tomatoes with just a bit of salt and pepper, as well as cucumbers and carrots cut into long stripes!!! They're just crunchy enough and esp cucumbers are also perfectly watery. Also red radish is yum yum :-)

It's also really weird when people bring salty (or even chocolatey????) snacks tho. The only exception I'd make for sunflower seeds, but then there's the whole issue with throwing out the shells, u gotta prepare a little bag or something but in my experience it usually tries to float away constantly so it's just too much bother. But chips or popcorn?????? Like come onnnnn why are some people doing this. What are u thinking. Fatty foods have no place at picnics!!!! They're fine for movie nights but not here!!!

And last little thing that I really appreciate are the ice candies :-) I have no idea why but I adore having ice candies while on a hot day outside. I usually carry gum or mint candies with me but ice candies are just...... SO perfect for after picnics. I can't explain it they just match so well with like the after meal relaxing. Although u do have to make sure to check if they're not melting together....

Anyway thank u for asking my sweet little darling słoneczko it's such a lovely fun thing to daydream about 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lynne-monstr]

hello! i'm about to turn 21, and i want to have my first drink. however, i don't know much about alcohol, and i don't want to get too drunk because i work the day after my birthday. what drinks do you suggest for someone who's new to drinking and only wants to get a little tipsy? (you're the only person i can think of to ask, my mom suggested beer but i've tried it and don't like the taste)

anon, happy almost birthday!! this is a very important question!

this is also a very personal question, in the sense that everyone’s taste is different. for a new drinker who doesn’t want to get drunk, we need to balance something tasty with the inherent pitfalls that a drink that doesn’t taste too alcoholic will embolden you to drink more than you should. (my recommendation for this is to go light on the booze and to only have one or two, and drink it with food).

let me make a caveat that i’ve been a vodka soda drinker for the last 15 years so my knowledge of cocktails is a bit outdated. i’m mostly going to stick to cocktails that are easy to make and don’t require fancy ingredients. please note the following drinks are in no particular order.

the classic screwdriver - vodka and orange juice. (i usually go half and half for the booze to juice ratio, but you’ll want to use more OJ). pros: orange juice is delicious. cons: don’t drink too many or you’ll hate orange juice for the next 10 years; doesn’t pair well with food.

optional: add a dash of cranberry juice to make it a sea breeze. or sub the cran for OJ for a vodka cran.

my old college standby - captain morgan spiced rum and coke. (the rum is sweet and so is the coke. you can be like me and use diet coke if you prefer. again, i go half and half for the ratio but you’ll want more coke. mix until you like the taste)

only try this if you like sweet drinks - UV flavored vodka (pick any flavor you want) and sprite. be careful with this one, because it will mess you up if you drink too many. i learned this the hard way in grad school

if you’re fake fancy and don’t like sweet drinks - cucumber basil vodka soda. (this is my go-to drink when i’m at a nice bar). at the bottom of a glass, muddle cucumber slices and a couple basil leaves. you can do this with the back of a wooden spoon. add the ice, vodka, and soda water. optional wedge of lime, or you can use lime flavored soda water.

you can also do this with other stuff if you don’t like cucumber and basil. for example: mint. or cucumber and thyme. watermelon! strawberries and basil

another option are frozen drinks, which are easy if you don’t mind shortcuts. in the frozen section of the supermarket you’ll find pre-packaged mixers that you can throw into the blender and just add alcohol. margaritas, pina coladas, and strawberry daquiries are the most common. my favorite are pina coladas, but you can’t go wrong with any of them!

all these sound awful, i’m a dessert person!!? bailey’s irish cream is here for you. serve over ice or mix with coffee. (or make a mudslide with equal parts vodka, bailey’s and coffee liqueur)

i hope some of these were helpful! feel free to come back at me if they don’t fit (or if you actually do want to get fancy with your cocktails). just let me know what your tastes are and i’ll try to narrow it down! enjoy your first birthday drink 🍸🖤

[wandering-solo-forgood]

Muse Preferences!

DON’T REBLOG, REPOST!

Color coded

Mike, Victoria, Madelyn, Kenzie, Joel, Tess and Nat.

Animal:

Dogs, cats, birds, simple. Basic answer. No need to make it long.

Oh! Well dogs, lizards, snakes, bears, raccoons- We will be here all day. Hey!

Dogs, they are man's best friend. The long walks for the dog though..

Such an easy question but hard to answer.. Anything that ain't attacking I guess. Cheap way to avoid it. I accept that.

Dogs and horses, good animals. Horses are pretty nice.

Can't really say, a cat I guess? Dependant thing. So are some fish if you think about it. I suppose.

Horses, wolves, and squirrels. Odd trio. Not basic at least.

Flower:

Camellias, remind me of someone dear. Aww, you talking about- No! No-

Chionodoxa! Glory-of-the-snow. I like the way chionodoxa sounds.

This is gonna sound basic.. But sunflowers. A little bit of sunshine that was grown on Earth. Exactly!

Chrysanths, it's a beautiful flower.

Blue hydrangeas. No reason why? No.

Gladiolus if I had to pick.

Uh.. Marigold?

Coffee:

Black, two spoons of sugar. You pick a strong coffee so it isn't even sweet.. It's meant to wake you up not to enjoy it.

Mh.. A dark chocolate coconut iced coffee, it's the best! You spend two hours making it. I deserve a nice treat when I'm up!

I go with a hot cup from the nearest coffee place, four sugars, some creamer and that's it. Lotta money wasted. It's my money, plus I always get Shaun a donut. Can get behind that.

I just toss a couple of coffee beans into my mouth and call it a day. Are they at least chocolate covered..? No, why? Oh my God. I don't see why I should pay extra for the chocolate coating.

Just a black coffee is good. Maybe some half and half. Huh, no sugar? No.

Normally, sugar, creamer but if handed a cup with nothing I still drink it. Coffee is coffee. So you aren't picky is what you're saying. Basically.

I'm a fan of cappuccino and expresso. You shouldn't be drinking it in general. Yeah, it might not be so healthy when you're young.. Oh fuck off.

Tea:

Not really.. A tea drinker. Me either, if I'm sick maybe. Iced tea is all I would drink. I mean, I can say the same.

A fan favorite has to be grapefruit honeybush. Odd tea choice.. It's a delicious drink! Your choices are always weird.

Some kind of mint tea. It's relaxing on a cold day. Ooo, yes! Cuddled up with a book or a movie..

Raspberry iced tea. That sounds pretty good right about now to be honest. Yeah, that's why I got one. Share? No.

It's.. It's literally leaf water. Uh... I guess a cinnamon based tea? A good choice for the Holidays. Yeah!

Drink:

Water. If it isn't coffee or some smoothie Vic made it's what I'm usually drinking. You really like letting her do things for you. We do things for each other, she just likes doing food related stuff.

Ugh, that's a toughie.. Maybe blueberry, strawberry, banana, kale, spinach, aloe vera and ginger, along with supplements for things I don't get from my vegan lifestyle. I'm literally gagging thinking of EATING aloe vera! Why would you put that in a smoothie?! It's good for you! Yeah maybe for those who can stomach it!

An ice cold pop or a warm Dr.Pepper, both pretty good. Hold up, WARM? You heat it up purposely?! I mean, you never tried a nice warm Dr.Pepper with lemon? NO! Missing out.

Whatever is cheap at the store. Good Lord.. I'm on the move I don't really care.

Ice water with lemon is kinda refreshing I guess. So a step above Mike. Really, kid? Just saying.

Iced tea, preferably some kind of fruit tea. Orange tea is damn good. I think I'll stick with lemon.

Monster energy. No! Kid that is horrible for you. I like to drink five cans. STOP!

Alcoholic Beverage:

Nice whiskey, chilled glass. An honest good choice. Whiskey is a woman's best friend.

Rose infused vodka, it's a taste you gotta grow to love. You infuse vodka... With roses? Yes. That's Vic for you.

I like barefoot wine. The brand is a personal favorite. Funky name.

Ehhh.. Anything strong. You know it's supposed to be a single drink. Fineee.. Long island iced tea. Okay

I swear to God if you say anything here. Whaat? Me? Yes you. Too bad! It's a salty dog. You ain't even legally allowed yet! Honey, please. What? You gonna stop me?

Food:

Vic makes this really good vegan curry. Are you also vegan? No, we eat out and I get steaks. Just don't complain to the one cooking.

Roasted kale and mushrooms is recently a favorite of mine. Roasted mushrooms are so tasty.. I know!

Turkey avocado panini, Shaun adores them. Aw, cute.

Toss chicken into a pan with whatever I got on hand. That could go so well or so horrible. Sometimes but it's mainly not to do much, I ain't a good cook. I see this.

Can't go wrong with a good burger. There are a lotta good fast food chains for them. Can get them nearly anywhere.

I'm not really that picky, anything is good. I can agree, food is food.

... I mainly eat frozen dinners or premade stuff stores sell. You don't cook for yourself? No.

Dessert:

Ehhh.. Not really a sweets person. Maybe that coconut ice cream a local place sells. It is SO good and creamy..

Cherry pie, it's one of the best kind. What about a mixed berry pie? Ooo, yes.

Sweet potato fries with cinnamon sugar. That's a good choice for a snack. You bet your sweet ass it is.

Maybe just a regular cupcake. A safe choice.

Apple dumplings. They are easy to take on the go!

Cake pops. Didn't expect that kinda answer.

Article of Clothing:

Comfy sweaters.

Oversized hoodies!

Comfy sweat pants.

Leather jackets.

Watches.

Good bras.

Old family shirts.

Candy:

Not really a candy person either, aha.. Seriously?

Candied fruits. Real fruity ain't ya? I just choose a more healthy lifestyle.

God, I could go for some peach rings.. Honestly, me too.

Just toss me a twix. With their whole left vs right? Eh.

Chocolate, can't go wrong with a normal chocolate bar. That I agree with.

Left or Right Handed?:

Left.

Right!

Right, though I try to use left.

Ambidextrous, through forced learning.

Right.

Left.

Ambidextrous, naturally.

Sloppy or Neat Writing?:

Neat.

Sloppy..

Bit of both.

Sloppy, still readable.

Neatish.

Sloppy at times.

Neat, has to be.

Clean or Messy Room?:

Clean.

Clean!

Clean... Ish.

Messy as fuck.

Clean.

Messy.

.. Soo messy.

Shower in Morning or Night?:

Morning.

Night.

Depends on the day.

Night.

Morning.

Afternoon.

Night.

Tasks done Early or Last Minute?:

Early, why do them last minute? You have DONE them last second before! Shh.

Both.. Aha, I forget at times.. We all have those moments. Honestly, it's fine. Yeahh, don't sweat it.

Early, I pile on too many so I get them done around the same time panicking.

Ehh, last minute.

Early.. I have too much to do.

Love Language:

Quality time and giving.

Physical touch, quality time and words of affirmation!

Acts of service and giving.

Words of affirmation..

Quality time and acts of service.

Physical touch.

Giving and acts of service.

Believe in Love at First Sight?:

Love at first sight.. I believe it is a thing others can experience once in a lifetime. I had already experienced mine and I accept I won't have another moment like it. It's a gift half the time to have that moment but it's horrible when it doesn't work out.

Love.. I know Mike experienced it before, I don't wanna discredit his love at first sight. I just don't believe it, it definitely happens for some but.. And I mean this with no disrespect, but it's people who're desperate for love most times. Love is like.. Flowers, it takes time to grow and bloom.

I originally thought it was a thing but love at first sight is terrible to go after. It's not something you should try and reach yourself. Take time to find someone, slowly fall with them.

Eh.. Love is something I don't expect, not my field of expertise if ya catch my drift. Love.. Love is for some people, those who wanna spend their time with others, who wanna express themselves in a weaker manner. I.. I can't. I'm cagey with my heart and it will continue to be like that.

Always go after what you want but be respectful of the person, I don't believe in love at first sight often, but it happens.

You can fall in love with an animal at first sight, or some clothing. It's iffy, just try not to go overboard with it.

Ugh.. Love. It's just shit going on with your brain, we all wanna procreate, well most wanna at least. Love is stupid, I don't trust it, I don't think I would ever fall in love and that's by choice.

Tagged by: @theovergrowth

Tagging: Anyone, steal it

[luma-lee]

You don't really post/share a lot about Luma Lee so only having followed you on Tumblr I don't know anything about him to know what I would like :(

Say no more Anon! It has been sometime since I posted something about Luma Lee aside from asks and screenshots, so hows about I bombard this little post with some muse facts and small tidbits of his lore, aye?

(Planning on typing out quite a bit, so enjoy the read perhaps? Also tagging those who may be interested, as well as frands. Sorry if I miss some names, I’ve been all over the place lately.)

Tagging: @haila-wetyios @khunbish-adarkim @kiralashine @zephyrusmontenbelt @fishtailsushi @fhey-moon @smokespun @smol-moon-catte @captain-rez @nekunura @kulain 

(First off, lets start with this Character Aesthetic meme a friend of mine had done in the past, felt like it would be an alright beginner to know some basic pointers for Luma)

[ COLOR ]  red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte.  royal blue. royal purple. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. currant purple. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. magenta. pastels. bubblegum pink. blood red. ivory. sky blue.

[ ELEMENTAL ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. day. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops. clouds. light. smoke. umbra. penumbra. char. darkness. ash.

[ BODY ]  claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. stripes. markings. fur. ears. wounds. burns. spikes. sweat. tears. feline. permanent wounds. chubby. curvy. short. tall. height. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. muscular. slender. trained. piercings. tattoo. rune. strong. weak. birdlike. shapeshifting. junoesque. svelte. long hair. short hair. dark circles. big. voluptuous. small. prosthetic. experimented. cyborg. halos. horns. wolfish. effeminate. frightening. ethereal. angelic. demonic. metallic. angular. scales. barbs. vertebrae. barbs. tendrils. tentacles. sharp. soft. unusual. shapely. unnatural. disproportionate. spindly. monstrous.  

[ WEAPONRY ]  fists. swords. daggers. spear. scythe. bow and arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. power loader. flamethrower. metal rods. shotguns. needles. prowess. ability. instinct. bloodthirst. supernatural. inhuman. talons. speed. agility. cunning. reflexes. talons. biomech tendrils.

[ MATERIALS ]  gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. amber. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. copper. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt.mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics. yarn. slime. ivory. aether. crystal. dark matter. lapis lazuli. emerald. adamantite. wootz. brass. lamé. guipé. bone. moonstone. metalloids. alloys. ceramic. alabaster. marble. aluminum. bismuth. bronze. polonium. chrome. osmium. sand. feather.

[ NATURE/EVINRONMENT ]  grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. holly. lavender. lilies. petals. thorns. sunflowers. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. snow. ice. roots. flowers. ocean. river. lake. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. swamp. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. stars. clouds. mountains. fungi. cliffs. sunlight. moonlight. darkness. wasteland. ruins. void.

[ ANIMALS/CREATURES ] lions. wolves. black panther. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. roaches. tarantulas. scarabs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantis. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. frogs. bears. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dinosaurs. dragons. felines. foxes. centaurs. antelope. chimeras. demons. angels. parakeets. harpy eagles. seagulls. warblers. birds of paradise. parrots. toucans. orioles. cobras. black mambas. peacocks.

[ FOOD/DRINK ] sugar. salt. water. candy. bubblegum. wine. milk. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies.desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. steak. burgers. burritos. pizza. vanilla. cookies. chocolate. tiramisu. cheesecake. sushi. tempura. pasta. garlic. bread. noodles.

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. piercing. watercolors. gardening. knitting. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. murder. fighting. fencing. riding. writing. composing. cooking. baking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. story telling. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. tinkering. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. poetry. philosophy. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. organ. violin. cello. guitar. electronic guitar.  bass guitar. harmonica. synthesizers. harp. woodwinds. brass. trumpet. flute. drums. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. tree climbing. running. vivisection. reading. learning. lecturing. teaching. murder. torment. tracking. hunting.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. robes. suit. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. shorts. jewelry. earring. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. neck tie. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks.masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. pantyhose. stockings. thigh highs. sleeveless. eyepatch. collar. bangle. torque. gorget. bracers. cuffs. body jewelry. crop tops.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. landscape. diligence. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photosmirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. realism. misanthropy. loneliness. anger. family. synthetic. friends. assistants. co-workers. plushies. enemies. lovers. loyalty. smoking. alcohol. drugs. kindness. love. embracing. magitek. futuristic. ancient. science. voidsent. cruelty. trust. mistrust. strength. doubt. reverence. ferocity. danger. automatons. metallic. allure. value. intelligent. revolutionary. defiant. advanced. engines. naïve. temporary. changing. split personality. paradigm shift. freedom. belief.

Rules: BOLD what applies to your muse.

( This prompt of: “You’ve been through a lot, haven’t you?” is to write a situation with my muse that changed his life. I figured I’d use this as the basis of writing his story out, so it may be jumbled up here and there, so there will be more to come in the future!~ )

“If I were to recall, it would have been back as a child, around my… 15th or 16th cycle.” Luma thought, scribbling into the journal near his bed as he contemplated the beginnings along with the important bits of his life. “I hadn’t recalled their names for the longest time… after that incident, I tried to forget. To no use– no avail, as the memories come and go in quick bursts that brought the brunt of my migraines. Now, all has subsided but there is still more to be discovered of that past.” His quill raised from the paper for sometime, shaking his head as he was getting off track. “The calamity, destruction and mayhem. Most were not spared, some made it out damaged, scarred, or both. For myself, for the little hyur, it was tough. A fire spread, destroying my home and consuming the loving and lively essence of my mother. It wouldn’t have been until recently that I remembered her name, Margaret. She was a kind soul, and made the best darn sweet rolls that mine could never compare to… but when I think of her, I think of what I lost.” The quill fell onto the paper for a moment as he stood up, wanting to walk away and rid himself of having to think of the past, yet his feet wouldn’t budge. Tears in his eyes, he brought the quill to the pages once more after a rough dab into the bottle of ink. “The sound of her voice still echoes in my ears at night, the faint calling of my name and begging pleas to run– to escape, to flee. My father was nowhere in sight, fleeing the scene in fear as a coward at the time. Hibald Lee, former soldier and tactician… now back from the dead, or from hiding, after meeting up with him within Ishgard and an ungrateful meeting with books and dates. The life of Luma Lee has reached its prime, but more of these logs will come… and more stories would be told.” He finished writing for the time, some droplets hitting the pages of the journal as he slowly and reluctantly closed the book on the quill, sighing some. Another tale, for another time.- Luma Lee