#minion💛

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[idesani]

𐙚‧₊˚💛✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ𐙚‧₊˚💛✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡

[l1ttlepup]

hallo! would you be able to make a minions themed stimboard? no bananas or sugary foods if you are able to! thank you very much :0] 💛

Ofcc i tried my bestt hope you like itt!!! 💛

💛 Minion stimboard 💛

My requests are open so feel free to ask for one. I'll make stimboards and moodboards just clarify which one you want!!

[cuntleone]

freak: unmatched

[guggi04]

Guys.. I didn’t want you all to find out this way, but there’s no keeping it a secret any longer so here goes..

I impregnated him. Sorry🙁

[blackest-space]

You know it's bad when you hear a F/O's voice, and you literally fall to your knees, grasping at the nearest wall or piece of furniture for support. God, it's embarrassing. Be it official or fan-made, the moment the funny blorbo opens their mouth, you collapse like a Shakespearean romantic swooning over the dame of their heart. Awful. Horrid. Humiliating. And yet, I can't get enough.

[lowcallyfruity]

GUYS WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I SAID I UNIRONICALLY LIKE THE DESPICABLE ME/MINIONS FRANCHISE

[miss-stereo]

STAVE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS

STAVE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS

[juanathesillyuser12]

💙💛\(>.<)/💛💙

     everything  is  temporary

     MINIONS  IS  FOREVER

🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖🍌👖

[lukelemon-art]

Got inspired by this digital collage by Clayshaper (on Insta) and had to turn it into a Devil's Minion piece 🧡🖤💛

[halflifebutawesome]

i really love how you draw tommy this is evil but what about really really miserable tommy like minions movie was cancelled type miserable.

woaah the misery.

bonus under the cut because THIS MADE ME SAD . And I feel bad

The perfect dog 💛

[yeloenk]

Do you have a human Dream design? 👀👉👈

fuck yea!!!!

hehehehehee

they have freckles ALL over their body!!! when i was little, my stepmom used to call my freckles angel kisses, and i thought it was fitting for dream 💛

he's also big and muscular.... because they're the guardian of positivity!!! he runs around all the time fighting nightmare and his minions so duhh obviously they would be jacked

hes trans too. btw. 😈😈

[juanathesillyuser12]

them !!! 💛💙💛💙

┄ ❒ 🛋️𖨂 ✎ ⁺

[coletown]

i have already sent this ask to another person whose requests were open, but i have a friend who'd go positively nuts to see tommy and benry shopping together at an ikea store. the funny blue and yellow 💙💛

im going to be honest ive never been in an ikea idk what theyre like and this meme has been my only exposure to it

my favorite minion colored sillies

[gogciety-moved]

minion haul 💛

[skibidi-mikol-weezer]

The epic introduction 🔥🔥🔥

Hello sigmas my name is Mikol Weezer and I made this tumblr because im totally not a minion and I love banana 🍌.

I live in Hawktuahkins in Indiana (very mid place to live)

I love my boyfriend Will the rizzler @sigmarizzwillbyers 💛💙watching skibidi toilet and playing Minecraft.

I have + 1000 aura and if u call me rizzless or a gooner I’ll show you my dark side 😈😈😈 (I totally won’t cry)

I love dnd and going to TikTok rizz parties (because im invited to them) with my pookie bear kittten Will and friends El Bopper,Lucas Sigmaclair and Dustin Henderslay (Max Mewfield goes to ig🙄🙄)

Ask me tings pweese 🥺👉👈

That’s all Mikol nation��✊✊✊✊

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This blog is inspired by the amazing @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz who created the fantastic miniongate theory.

Blog ran by @4rielle

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