#minidog

[tusichschaikom]

[captainseamech]

Yawning, Heatwave came aboard the ship only to be waylaid by Servo out on the deck before he could head inside.

“Oh, hey boy, what’s the matter?”

Even as he knelt to scratch Servo’s helm, he frowned toward the cabin.

“Tide, you okay?”

Normally Servo would reply with happy yaps, but seeing the... vast majority of destroyed unknown objects around the deck doesn't help as much, neither does the silence from the cabin.

A concerned yap left the dog as he pointed at a deep dent into a wall. That could only mean his owner was very stressed out because of people pushing his buttons again, the minidog was just sitting here to guard so no strangers could approach! Buut since Heatwave was no stranger, sure High Tide wouldn't mind him staying for a bit right?

[letrune]

It seems everyone has two small advisors, and then there's me, who is completely screwed by them. Everyone has cute little dainty beings, one dark and one light, bust mostly just variants of their most and least favoured colours.

One of them is a yellow ball of gray light with far too many eyes that make up one, huge "meta-eye" that always looks where my attention is. The other is an intricate golden swirl that manifests huge blue streaks of light whenever I get any advice.

My favourite colours are ink and lilac.

So I am out jogging and I see the kids and their little advisors whispering among themselves as me and my two behemoths go past them.

"THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT US AGAIN." the gray orb states.

"OF COURSE THEY DO. THEY ARE AFRAID." The gold swirl replies.

"Guys, I just wanna listen to the music."

"INCREASE THE VOLUME." The gray one proposes.

"SING LOUDER." The golden one offers.

I just groan and jog to the least populated part of the park to sit down a bit. My advisors loom over me as I eye the food truck nearby.

"YOU SHOULD GET ICE CREAM." Gray says.

"NO, YOU ARE ON A DIET. JUST DRINK MORE WATER." Gold replies.

"And what if I just get a soda?"

"AN AMICABLE CONPROMISE." Both reply. I see the guy at the food cart converses with his advisors as I walk therr, opening my wallet.

"Hi, I wish an orange soda, please."

"AND A LOLLIPOP. YOU HAVE NOT HAD A LOLLIPOP SINCE YEARS." The gray orb booms.

"Shut it, gray." I groan. "Sorry, not sure what is with them."

"Yea... Say, which is the good and which is the evil one?" The guy asks and I just blink, confused. He has a green pixie and a red lizardman-like thing, both whispering into his ears before he shakes his shoulders. "You are not sure?"

"Actually, no. No idea why they are so big either." I sigh, just wanting the soda and this conversation to end.

"HE DOES NOT WANT TO SERVE YOU. YOU SH-" The golden one booms before I shake my finger at it. This shuts it up, or confuses it a bit.

"Sorry, so, um, an orange soda, and maybe a small energy bar."

"BUT YOUR DIET..." Gray starts before shutting up. I get what I want, pay, and walk off.

"So, good advisor...?"

"YES?" both say at the same time. Of course zhey do.

"I'm relaxing my diet, but we will bike to work from now on. Good?"

"OF COURSE." Both say.

I plug the earphones back and walk at a hasted speed. A dog barks at me, along with their two smaller adviror-like minidogs. As usual. I just want to have one normal thing about me, and those two guys are surely not helping... but alas. I need to jog a few more miles to reach my goal, so I just start it again.

"Keep up, boys!" I laugh as the advisors float behind me like some sort of parade balloons. This is one of those Saturdays where I just don't want to hear them, so I increase the volume on the music.

Everyone’s Angels and Devils looming over their shoulders are real and visible. Generally speaking they appear as small humanoid pixies no larger than hummingbirds. So it’s odd that yours are both lumbering twelve foot tall primordial beings of biblically terrifying design.

[daily-cute]

Excuse me, is it overloaded? 🤩

[umeicreations]

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[petloversmodas]

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[starista]

Mini Dug, from Up !

[sounthinkable]

My petit. 🖤

[melto]

1-5 B-)

1. Do you like resting your head in a boys lap, or on his shoulder? 

hhh that is a hard one.....i think i’d have to say shoulder bc it means im closer to his face so i can just move a little to plant a kiss on him 2. Sweaters or hoodies?

i wear a lot of both but i prefer hoodies a lot more!

3. Netflix or clubbing on a Friday night?

probably gonna have to say netflix...i like going out sometimes and going cwazy but i am still a little bitch boy and get overwhelmed easy and i also dont really like being around drinking

4. Denim or leather jackets?

DENIM ALL THE WAY BABY 5. What’s your favorite thing about boys?

what kind of gay ass shit is this? what kind of gay ass question is this??? god this is such....a hard question bc all jokes aside i really do simply love men so fucking much. like i could probably say a bunch of shit abt voices and hands and u know all that typical f*g stuff but man....something abt loving men and holding their hands and being intimate with them is just so right and freeing and stuff fhjkshgajfkddgfdsgfhgf

[maslanka4]

minidog replied to your post “every day i live in fear of someone sending me one of those “why is...”

I JUST MADE THE CONNECTION YOU DOOOOO

i figured it out cause i went on twitter and kept seeing tweets tht were like “ingrid is racist dont stan her” and i was like what did i do?????????

[altoclark]

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[charlottebresler]

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[daily-cute]

Excuse me, is it overloaded? 🤩

[umeicreations]

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[narwhalcarouselco]

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