#mini botnik

[lazypanartist]

Been doodling a Lil' Robotnik child. Face structure referenced from movie 1 Robotnik, I thought all black would be fun and also mood.

Click for better quality ofc, thanks Tumblr.

Also please note Dadbotnik holding Baby Botnik like a Creature™ he just caught in Animal Crossing. Featuring approving Stone.

[im-a-science-experiment]

TAZ: Here There Be Gerblins written by botnik

Thanks to @tazscripts, I made botnik.org read the entire mini-arc of Here There Be Gerblins, and this is what I got:

Griffin: okay Magnus burnsides, you have a pickaxe advantage. [ clint laughs ] dad should go anywhere that is not a joke. 

Clint: you guys are crazy. Travis isn't good with a perception check. 

Travis: I don't understand what the hell is actually going on. Magnus rushes in.

  Justin: griffin doesn't even need barry bluejeans to get his feet — this room is supposed to be a good montage. 

Travis: four hours of magic brian 's very tiny bulldog and I'm going to die. 

[ everyone bursts out laughing ] 

Griffin: You have solved my puzzle of jam. Everybody can roll to chill. 

Clint: [ rolls a 20 ] I got a 1. 

Travis: griffin — Magnus is gonna kick the black spider through the jelly. [ pause ] well I got a 5. 

Griffin: yeah he can't do it. That 's a silly thing. 

Justin: well then, taako time. " goblin ass, I will stop you! " [ Justin cackles ] 

Griffin: excellent job. Certainly the one gerblin you can see in here is gonna get wrecked. 

Justin: I guess i've solved your riddle, sir. [ chuckling ] 

[ Travis wheezes ] 

Travis: dad already won dungeons & dragons. He can stand up and jump out of here. 

Clint: Oh shit, screw it. Merle possesses the mind of Kelsey grammer. He has a constitution of 50 plus 6 which is 18. 

Griffin: uh no you're gonna die. [ Justin snorts and Travis strikes the beef ]

Clint: how do you fantasy. 

Justin: uh oh, 14 is the only thing I got. Taako launches a volley of magic Christmas shoes at klaarg. 

Griffin: [ rolls ] klaarg goes towards phandalin and says " brb " 

[ theme music plays ]

[newscultofficial]

A Group of Writers Has Been Using A Predictive Text Bot Loaded With Old Seinfeld Scripts To Write New Mini Episodes of The Show

A Group of Writers Has Been Using A Predictive Text Bot Loaded With Old Seinfeld Scripts To Write New Mini Episodes of The Show

Twitter user @JamieABrew has been cooking something up this week. On Wednesday, the account, the bio of which reads “writer/computer @botnikstudios”, tweeted:

Brew later tweeted out the account info of several of his friends who had helped him with the project as well as a series of links to the Botnik Writer site loaded with old Seinfeld scripts, so that anyone can join in on the fun.

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