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Day 2444 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Moss: hey wanna hear a joke?
Magda: sure
Moss: okay knock knock
Magda: who's there?
Moss: choke
Magda: choke who?
Moss: choke me da-
Lesaro/Santos: chOKIN HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE-
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Day 3856 of being trapped in the Triangle, it's Valentine's Day:
Antonio Moss: hey, hey, Magda!
Miguel Magda: Offizier Moss. What do you want?
Antonio Moss: Todays Valentine's Day, so I wanted to-
Miguel Magda: If you goin to wish me a happy Valentine's day, I'm goin to stab you.
Antonio Moss: but-
-10min later-
Antonio Moss: *crying* a-and then h-he stabbed me! I just w-wanted him to be m-my Valentine da-arling
Diego Santos: it's okay *hugs Moss and glares at Magda*
Miguel Magda: what? *polishes his sword*
“Yes my dear people, that’s how it is.”
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Day 4109 of being trapped in the Triangle
Magda: let it go, officer
Moss, standing in the crows nest: .. but Miguel-
Magda: trust me, Antonio, I'll catch you. Just close your eyes and fall
Moss: *nodds and falls*
Magda: *walking away* ruLE NUMBER ONE: NEVER TRUST ANYBODY
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