#mine?

[oli-jasper]

Song: Linger by The Cranberries

Did this one with @nowhere-angel !

[d-lanx]

[wish-i-were-heather]

YOUR SKIN LIKE PUFF PASTRY

[dialalagirl]

hey hey you you what do you think the diaboys twitter usernames would be ? 😽

(hey hey yourself ;) my prayers have been answered, thank yezus and all of ketchup's discount aisle children)

Shu - rick_no_ll. he’s probably gonna leave you on read and desert you

Reiji - send_noods. he is a man of class, only pasta pics made from the eggs of the resident chick magnet will do

Ayato - boobs_or_bust. either way, you’re fucked :)

Laito - fedora_the_explorer. next destination? your pimpled-covered asscrack, of course~!

Kanato - cereal_killer_out_for_good_behaviour. sure. and he's not tots nuts for cocopuffs either if the dead prison guards piled up in the back of his pickup truck are anything to go by

Subaru - FUCK_OFF_#respectfully_:). damn right, them manners got me and all the gurls dropping their milkshakes in the yard

Kino - ki-nuuuuuuuuuu. to not acknowledge his penchant for stale-ass memeing would be a discredit to his pick-me-suckamaki energy

Ruki - clean_up_soup_aisle_9. stay tuned for the next campbell review! his taste puts ramsey’s to shame

Yuma - i_got_the_cukes. perfect for making that salad trend all over the freakin’ tiktoks

Kou - law_school_drop_out. huh. who knew? watch the fangirls spaz out trying to figure out which uni

Azusa - hot_ones_hit_me_up. the boy’s desperate for nuclear wings. who are we to deny him?

[seenthisepisode]

whatever you do don't think about stanford era dean remembering his last birthday with his mom. he barely remembers because he was four and now he is in a bar in the middle of nowhere, maine and the fog on his brain and the buzz in his ears makes it even harder to focus but he tries, he tries so hard to rememeber the pattern on the dress mary was wearing that january day 20 years ago when she put that cake (strawberry and chocolate?) with four candles on the kitchen table. he remembers the bright winter sun outside and he swears there were a few other kids from his kindergaden around the table but he can't put a name to a face but he knows he wasn't alone and alone is all he feels right now. it's pathetic but he already tried to call john and sam. even though they're the ones who were supposed to call him, he thinks bitterly, and it's stupid, birthdays are stupid, it's a meaningless day, but he feels more abandoned than ever, sitting in some hole, wasting the last of his money for the cheapest beer. it's cold outside and john took the car so he stays in the bar; he thinks about playing pool but he already is seeing double so it's a non option. everything is dark and smells horribly and the bartender looks like he will kick him out pretty soon so he straightens up and tries to put a neutral expression on his face. he stumbles out of the bar a few hours later, a wreck, and sits on the nearest bench he finds, the river is rushing somewhere nearby, he can hear it, or maybe its the alcohol buzzing in his ears, he doesn't know, but he sits himself on that old broken bench under a crooked streetlamp and hides his face in his hands.

(oh, its a fic on ao3 now!)

[partyinthe5thdimension]

Get blasted

I dont know why I made this

[violetlunette]

Made a quick and easy gift.

[call-me-cosmic]

Found this weird book while out on a walk today. I can’t… stop… thinking about it… dunno why

[puckpocketed]

what’s your beer league team name and why will it NEVER be better than “the hat trick swayzes”

[thedawningofthehour]

Hi i absolutely love your work. I check daily for updates and i come here to see more of how you build your world. But anyway, is it okay if i make it a legit physical book? Like with binding and a fancy hardcover? Im not planning on reselling it or anything i just want to see it on my bookshelf and get your permission

Of course?!!?!

I'm legitimately just in shock right now. Like, I know there are people in this fandom who do bookbinding as a hobby, I'm just...shocked that you want to do it for mine. Pleasantly shocked, don't get me wrong. It's just...yeah, wow. I'm legitimately honored.

If you feel comfortable coming off anon, I would love to see the end result! I'm assuming you're just talking about doth, at least for now, considering book 2 isn't completed. (and would be a very, very thick book) If you're planning on using any of the fanart for coverart or anything, I didn't draw any of it so just be sure to message the artists and make sure they're cool with it. (I'm sure they would be, but just a courtesy)

Thank you so much, you're my favorite person of the day.

[whoisplaceholder]

you have searchlights where your eyes should be

i know what you’re looking for

you know i know

[kvothes]

so true

[firearmsandflashdrives]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[coatsinkleaf]

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day