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the easiest way to make a homunculus is actually for a human with one set of reproductive organs to have sex with a human who has the other set but this takes awhile (up to nine months) and the homunculus that comes out has NO cosmic wisdoms whatsoever

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The Sacrifice of Amadeo

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making a post about grief is genuinely so funny like i really mean it i love it because i'll be like here's a vague #griefpost about my dead family member and the tags will be like

#ugh.......thinking about my mom. i miss her every day

#this too is bbc merlin

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allen ginsberg, from "howl"

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For every nineteenth-century middle-class family that protected its wife and child within the family circle, then, there was an Irish or a German girl scrubbing floors in that middle-class home, a Welsh boy mining coal to keep the home-baked goodies warm, a black girl doing the family laundry, a black mother and child picking cotton to be made into clothes for the family, and a Jewish or an Italian daughter in a sweatshop making “ladies”’ dresses or artificial flowers for the family to purchase.

The Way We Never Were, Stephanie Coontz. 2016 edition.

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task complete - sing karaoke

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laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

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let me put this in terms you understand. our pet liberal, Stephanie Bethany Grace Smith Ruth Tyler, is visiting the DNC in the sky because you let her pokemon go to the polls across a 10-lane motorway while you were meant to be holding her accountable and pushing her to the left. hand side of the pavement

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the instigator’s dream

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smoke break

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all by yourself, sittin alone

i hope we’re still friends, yeah, i hope you dont mind

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People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

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Armand - evil ver

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this is the funniest top text bottom text meme of all time

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation