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spanish: cocaina english: cocaine the most intelligent american you have ever seen: with my limitless linguistics knowledge, i determine that this joke transcends language

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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taskmaster contestant kidnapped mid filming for a saw trap and does not ever realize they are not still filming for taskmaster

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genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

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left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means

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where can i watch the newsreader season 3 in the us 😩 pls help

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she won the idgaf war

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Actually full disclosure until like a couple months ago I thought that Severance and Succession were the same thing. They're both three-syllable titles that start with S and from the scattered posts I saw on my dash appeared to involve mostly people looking very distraught in business-y environments. Eventually I started to pick up on the sci-fi stuff but for a while I was just like "Man, this family is even more fucked up than I thought!"

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spin the wheel 3 times

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

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I’m always saying this

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Rosanna Warren, from "Turnus" as featured in Gods and Mortals: Modern Poems on Classical Myths

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does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

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Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

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baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

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