#milo answers

[boycunt-toy]

wait actually hold on (puppy bath anon)

he’s scared at first so he tres to run away and cowers from the detachable shower head but your much stronger so when you hold him still so you can clean every inch with the warm water he just can’t get away. when you touch and rub him all over with soap he starts to relax and he looks so sweet and pathetic all sopping wet and nervous, so you tell him not to worry bc you’re in control, and he really needed this as you start to finger him while your sitting on the edge of the tub. you make sure to angle the shower head right at his little puppy bulge but he starts to whine and squirm as he tries to hump the shower head, after all he’s just a greedy pup who needs to be put in his place by a big strong alpha dog.

so you give up on the shower head and your dry clothes and pull down your sweats to slide into him so he can fuck himself on your dick while you rinse him off. he bounces back on you happy and stuffed full, no longer thinking about the water you carefully spray over his back and behind his ears while he moans and whines. he begins to beg you to cum, now you want to be a good boy? it’s too late, i’m done bathing you, pup

you pull out of him and he whines and begs to touch himself. no you tell him, we’ll just have to try again another time. don’t worry, you’re such a filthy mutt, you need this all the time anyway

"concept: giving your puppyboy a bath/training your puppyboy to let you bathe him"

ohhhhhhh anon I love the way your brain works. your puppyboy squirms too much so you have to go and put his collar back on, leashing him to the shower bar so he can't escape you. Chastising him because you have to be extra careful to clean under his collar now, just excuses to make sure your pup feels strong hands threateningly protectively around its throat.

Such a filthy mutt can't be trusted to bathe itself. They start associating the bath and getting soaped up with the showerhead pointed at their puppy parts and your fingers filling him. Soon the suggestion of a bath has your pup involuntarily hard and dripping, he starts bringing you a washcloth when he isn't even dirty to see if he can get pinned in the tub by a bigger dog

Training your pup that getting clean is a reward, but also training them to depend on you for their basic needs like a bath is so *chefs kiss*

[orym-blossoms]

YOU ARE SO CORRECT ABOUT KEYLETH <3 It is a misunderstanding of Vax's role and duty, but I think there is an element of longing and attachment she cannot let go from which leads her to that belief. Whether a small part of her does know it and she keeps trying to search for a loophole or a chance that it might not be so, or if she is in denial, or if she cannot make herself understand I don't know, but whatever it is GOD is it masterfully heartbreaking

Vax is no longer indebted to the Matron, he is in service of her. He no longer has a place among Vox Machina, on Exandria, not in the way he did before yet it seems everyone has not yet been able to make their peace with that </3

Oh man, anon, hard agree with all of this. Like I said, I do not blame Keyleth (nor Vex, who struggles with his loss too!) in the slightest for feeling like she does. How in the world could you ever get closure for this? Especially now, when every day is centered on the very existence of the gods you never trusted nor understood! The grief and emptiness of never truly getting to come to terms with your loved one's choice, and how hard it is to hear that he would choose this again.

It's an unfathomable thing (and you're right, Marisha plays it beautifully).

[crazycatmilo]

If you're a TMA fan and you like stuff that obviously was inspiration for JonMartin, you should definitely read the book Haunting of Hill House (not the movie or show because none of them are really faithful adaptations.) It's about a lonely woman named Eleanor who decides to take a job investigating ghosts, after her in-firmed mother dies. Part of the job entails living in a Haunted House, and once she's there, she meets another woman, Theodora, who's fresh off a break up, definitely gay, and may or may not have psychic powers.

Like Eleanor Vance is one of those characters that you can just see Martin's DNA in. Recollection feels like it came right out of The Haunting of Hill House. (I'm also 100% certain the House on Hilltop Road is a reference to The Haunting of Hill House.) The book is a very quick (and very scary) read, I highly recommend. Though unfortunately probably not as wholesome as Sam and Frodo.

TYSM FOR THE REC ‼️ This sounds very up my alley, it has already been added to my book wishlist 🙏

[glitterytoycakes]

Probably will be the last post here

OOC: Hello. It's been awhile, and I'm not sure if people remember this blog. Originally Milo Answers was created as a fan project for the webcomic "what happens next," but overtime, art got more challenging to create for it, and asks came in less and less. This was never intended to be a roleplay. Ask blogs and RPs are different, but if I listed reasoning for this the post would get super long.

So this marks the end of Milo Answers. If you enjoyed it, I'm sorry. Max Graves never really acknowledged it much apart from a few instances, and communication with him became sparse as well. I originally created it because of something distressing he posted on twitter a few years ago that sounded like he might give up making art entirely. My intention here, more or less, was to create something that whn fans would enjoy participating in, could send theories to, and discuss at large. But that never really happened. You'd think it would've, given how many conversations are held about it in the comments section on the webcomic hosting site. People removed links to Milo Answers from whn's tvtropes article, even though MA has a page itself there... that counts as an answer.

I'll also admit this was done for a selfish reason. I am a webcomic artist myself, and in part, it was because of resentment. Nothing against Max personally; he is a talented artist and has been nothing but gracious in his replies. I highly enjoyed working on this project. The fact that he not only took it seriously but promoted it on twitter still means a lot as well. Stockholm Cat Syndrome hasn't received an update in years because of the lack of an audience- it's a decade old, but there is virtually no discussion, fanart, or anything that would make that project easier for me to continue working on. People aren't reading it anymore. Conversely, what happens next has only been running for three years but has gotten extensive coverage, fanart, etc. An entire fanbase developed on twitter and tumblr, mainly in part due to popularity. This probably sounds spiteful. Though I still appreciate whn for what it is and am not owed anything, the worship of it got kind of irritating overtime. It was hard not to think of the state of my comic after hiatus whenever I read those discussions. But instead of complaining, I got the idea to make something based on it, to interpret the characters based off candid personal experiences while still respecting the source material. That's how this blog came into existence. When the amount of asks dwindled, it became pretty frustrating, and making surreal posts was sort of a desperate move to get people interested that didn't work. I grew up using sites like tumblr, reading MLP ask blogs (I used to run one called Ask Fruity Fusion in 2012), so whn's take on internet subcultures as well as sites dedicated to harassment more or less hit home for me. It is still something I can appreciate after multiple readings. For many readers, the comic touched them as well, bringing people together from different places.

This is an addition I'm hesitant to make here, but on lol/cow farm, there's a thread dedicated to critiquing whn. I'm not sure if Kiwi F/arms created an actual one as well, but continuing to run this blog puts me at risk of real harassment. I've included slashes here in order to make the post harder to search for so that people participating in the "lolcow" thread won't find it, though that's likely not going to stop them from making screencaps or mocking what I've said here.

If people want this blog to continue, let me know and I'll consider running it. I was thinking of doing something like making Prequel Adventure-esque character sprites that would simplify responses. But for now, MA is over.

Thank you for reading, and to Max- thank you for making what happens next.

-Seyu

[grayseyebrowscar]

please rank the dragon slayers on how well they would be able to successfully land a backflip

okay so in first place we got sting (he does them for fun, please sting stop showing this as a party trick) second is wendy (she can do them well due to having to due to her magic) third is cobra (he will never reveal he can) fourth is natsu (he cannot do a backflip but can do a double back flip in the sorts of turning around and flipping someone off) fifth is rogue (saw when sting tried to do one when learning n don't wanna get injured as bad as sting did) sixth is laxus (he never has tried to learn how to do one) and in last place, its gajeel (poor buddy he doesnt know how to do one at all)

[requiesticat]

Decided to go ahead and end Milo Answers. It's been awhile, but I've answered asks in the queue that never got responded to.

I've created a Starbound rp blog I feel more comfortable running, Paranoia Incorporated. Here, Asra Nox answers questions after being reformed by the novakid that got her arrested.

@space-paranoia-incorporated

Old ask blog: @glitterytoycakes (Milo Answers)

[h3arttransplantt]

What is your spooky month oc's scars from? :o

Both self projected sh and just general clumsiness as he is not careful with his health , nor pays attention to what’s around him .

Since he is also trans another part is wearing his binder too long , mostly switched to trans tape so he can wear it longer .

[lilyntlrs]

UHHH UHHH WHATS UR UHHH FAV UHH favvvv animals? Dinosaurs?

bestie i love you but i do not care for any dinosaur besides the one that lives on the first floor in my art building on campus

i love elephants, giraffes, and purrcy <3

[worlds-biggest-pelican]

Why are you against olives

Because they're nasty. They taste terrible. They have the really bad texture. They're just disgusting. I'd rather jump off a 400 foot diving board into a pit of legos and thumbtacks completely naked then eat an olive.

[miloreblogsstuff]

🩷

:D!!!

[boycunt-toy]

Sniffing your crotch respectfully.

You can sniff my crotch disrespectfully if you’d like, puppy 💕

[orym-blossoms]

Speaking of expressions of love, it's so fascinating to me that one of the key ways Liam's characters express love through every campaign, is by physically making themselves a shield against anything that can harm the people they love.

Vax making a deal with the Raven Queen to save Vex, and getting directly in Vecna's face in the final battle to keep the focus on him.

Caleb putting up the wall of fire around the M9 to protect them

And, of course, Orym's Bait and Switch, as well as making the deal with Nana Mori.

Even in the oneshot Liam did, the fictional version of himself stayed in suspended animation for ages, I believe, in order to protect his friends.

If you want to go after Liam's friends, you have to go through him first, and it makes me so emotional all the time!

Oh man, anon, same!! The throughline of Liam's characters is that they are absolutely made of love and this whole venture is for the love of his friends.

[spac-e-b0y]

Bitch (affectionate). I ain't no coward

The perpetrator revealed

[glitterytoycakes]

“Something Different”

Playlist

[grayseyebrowscar]

Do you or any of your friends that I see you interact with have any thunder legion ideas? cause I think they're neat little people

uhhhhhhhhhh fuck i forgot kori's fairy tail blog but uh @creaticare is my main thunder legion buddy to answer for wanting thunder legion shit and i think @pencilofawesomeness has some ik she makes some good art good soup so go to them to ask for some as well if yheyre fine with that lol - and if anyone else who sees this and wanna add themselves as free promo for such why not

but heres some of my hcs!! (mostly bix related ones lol)

the team live together and have since team founding - laxus has a room as well bc why not

also out of the ones who went to ft like the order they joined it goes freed, ever, bix - i have lore for that later however i havent finished plotting that fic yet but iirc freed joined bc he befriended laxus while lacus was on a job and just followed him to fairy tail bc of the family lore i have for my boi, evergreen joined bc she wanted to and immediately befriended freed and the team began there, and bix joined bc he is a golden retriever

the green motif for the team each having a green item (ever her clothes, bix's eyes iirc and ofc freeds hair) was on purpose and in which ever felt left out (it started with a green scrunchie and went down hill from there

sorry to be on brand for a second but all three are actually really good friends with team shadowgear!! they're besties your honour

bix has terrorized the other two with the monstrocities he calls meals

if the destiel meme exists in their universe it is the only way bix will share news with people sometimes

bixlow carries random dice in his pocket and will throw them on the ground anytime hes around freed just to annoy him - freed always knows when its about to happen bc bix will say "hold on real quick i gotta roll for insert random dnd phrase"

bix does too many things just for the bit (they are used to this and expect most things just to be a bit at this point)

freed has been chased by bix before bc bix is about to lick him. bix has also tried to chase ever to lick her and bix was unsucessful

[jadegrey711]

Oh please. PLEASE Wally Clark pussy eating or cock sucking smut 😞😞🙏

Ask dear anon and yall shall receive. I am absolutely inspired by this man!!

*Not My Gif*

18+ only!!!

Wally was always higly devoted to whatever he decided to pour his energy into; whether that was football or eating out your pussy like a man starved.

The way he'd spend what felt like hours having you on your back or your tummy just devoting his tongue and mouth to you, making you cum was truly an art form; that was starting to feel like an obsession. Of course Wally loved it when you went down on him, watching as you took him into your sweet mouth, his large hands curling in your hair so sweetly and thrusting his hips just enough to get himself off.

But the man loved to eat, and his favorite thing was you.

You swore it felt like only a few hours ago that you were in this same position, on your back, your hands buried into Wally's thick dark hair as he kissed down your body.

"Wally." You giggled, as he slowly unbuttoned your jeans and slid them down your legs, his hot hands scorching against your skin as he pulled your jeans all the way off. "I feel like we were just here."

"You know I can't get enough of you baby."

"You're obsessed." You giggled.

Wally's dark brown eyes looked up at you and you felt your giggles die in your throat. "Oh baby you have no idea." He said in a gruff voice, that already had you clenching in anticipation.

You watched as he crawled back up your body and kissed you, his lips soft and inviting as he opened you to his invading tongue. Letting it dance with yours before he ended the kiss and pressed a wet kiss to your neck, sucking harshly on the spot he knew was your favorite.

You let out a moany groan, and could already feel yourself getting slick for him.

Wally smiled against your neck, before pulling away and sitting back on his heels. His hands running up and down your legs admiring the sight of you like this splayed out before him.

"I'm gonna eat you up baby." He moaned before pulling your hips so your core was flush against his body.

You let out a sharp gasp, as his thumb rubbed against your already sensitive clit through your soft cotton panties.

"You're already so wet for me baby, you're already soaking through your panties. Just shows me how much she missed me too."

His thumb lazily circled your clit, watching as you squirmed against his hold, feeling yourself growing hotter and wetter just from that one motion of his thumb.

His hands reached under your hips and lifted you just enough to help pull those panties down and off before he smoothly pocketed them in the back pocket of his jeans.

He hummed low in his throat at the sight of you as he took his two fingers and glided them down your center and popping them in his mouth. "Always so sweet for me, I just can't get enough of you." He groaned out.

"Wally." You whined. "Stop teasing me."

"You're right baby. I'll stop teasing you, can't hold out for much longer either." You watched as he slid his body down and lowered his mouth to your center and let out a gasp as you felt the flat of his tongue press against your clit.

Wally groaned against you and to his word he stopped teasing you. You felt his tongue eagerly circle your clit, bringing it to his mouth before he sucked hard, causing you to throw your head back against the soft mats. Your hands immediately found purchase in Wally's soft hair, that was usually so neat and kempt, now wild and all over from your fingers digging and pulling at the strands, begging to Wally to stop and never stop all at the same time.

He sucked mercilessly on your clit, those two fingers from before joining in as he slowly pumped them into you bringing you closer to the bliss Wally was so good at bringing you.

"I could eat this pussy everyday for eternity." He breathed against you. "I've found heaven right here." He moaned as his tongue ran down the length of you, pulling out his fingers for a moment so he can fuck you with his tongue.

You were right to call him obsessed. He was obsessed, obsessed with you, your smell and taste. The way your little moans sounded when you were close to coming all over his face. Wally couldn't get enough of you, he didn't think he ever would. He would die all over again if he knew that finding you again would be guaranteed.

You felt your toes curl as you felt your orgasm drawing near.

Wally knew you were close too "Come for me baby, come all over my face." He added both of those fingers inside you again and sucked hard on your clit and you were done for.

You screamed as you felt your orgasm crash over you, Wally's body between your legs the only thing from keeping you from clamping your legs together, as Wally prolonged your sweet torture by eating you out lazily through your orgasm.

You felt dazed as Wally gave your pussy a little kiss, kissing up your thighs and pulling away from you.

"Was that good baby?" Wally smiled because he knew the answer, he just wanted to hear you say it. And after him doing that you obliged.

"So good baby." You moaned, reaching for him and smoothing out his hair before kissing him and tasting yourself on his soft lips.

He hummed low in his throat. "Good. Because I'm still hungry."