#miles kane twitter

[polydeuces]

sugar daddy

pair: miles kane x fem! reader

summary : too much meme culture ft. miles kane

Your phone lights up with the soft glow of Twitter notifications in the dim room. You’re scrolling lazily, barely paying attention, when you freeze.

Miles Kane replied to your tweet.

Your heart leaps, like it’s trying to break free from your chest. There it is, right in front of you: Miles himself — the Miles Kane — has replied to your tweet, and the words he’s left? “Check your DMs.”

You stare, almost convinced the words might disappear any second. Your hands tremble just slightly as you realize what’s happening, that nervous rush of excitement blurring everything else. What did you even say in that tweet? Was it clever? Funny? You don’t even remember, and it doesn’t matter. All you know is you need to check that DM.

Your breath catches as you open your messages, anticipation coursing through you. This isn’t just any message — it’s Miles. The artist whose music has been there for you, on late-night drives, through endless replays, a soundtrack to all the days and dreams you keep close. The man you have had the biggest crush on for more than a decade.

You click into the DM, and there it is. He’s asking if you’d be up for a writing session in the studio. In the studio. With Miles Kane.

It feels surreal, like you’ve slipped into some parallel world. Your mind is racing, piecing together what this could mean, but your heart has already answered. Without hesitation, you type back a breathless, “Yes! Absolutely, I’d love to.”

You hit send, your fingers barely able to keep up with the excitement buzzing through you. It’s only after the message disappears that it really hits: you just said yes to a studio session with Miles Kane.

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a/n: SHESSS BACKKK!!

easy, breezy, beautiful, polydeuces! this one is short and dumb as hell but if you want a second longer part let me know. i’ve been off my game but im back again and totally obsessed with the tv show Dexter.. so if you see me liking and commenting on shit, no you didn’t. k love you bye! xx

[i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind]

Whaaaaat ??

[16-04-2023] Miles Kane Twitter

[nicoscheer]

mileskane In a shower in Paris x

📸 @ogden.ewan

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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)

28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:

Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽

Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing

[skylarbee]

he should do this more often

[rainymongerbanditweasel-blog]

Miles Kane just posted!!

Miles Kane just posted on Twitter and I'm not okay

[lackadaisycats]

I hope you know that literally nobody is going to be able to live up to the standard you, V*v, and Glitch have set and your arrogance and exploitation of your fanbase and connections has screwed millions of creatives out of their dreams because Hollywood is a joke that isn't worth telling and wealthy e-celebs like yourself have claimed the indie scene all to yourselves and moved the goalposts into the stratosphere.

Nope. This isn't a zero sum game. There is not some limited, prescribed number of indie trophy slots that a few studios greedily filled up, blocking everyone else out. That is not how it works. Nothing any other creator is doing - short of personally sending hired goons to your doorstep or stealing your credit cards - is taking anything away from you or preventing your success. In fact if an indie creator can manage to demonstrate that they've got something viable going, it may help to map out a pathway for others.

I think I'm not going to bother trying to address whether or not cartoons in return for support from fans - an entirely voluntary exchange - constitutes exploitation. And I'm living in the Midwest driving a 2007 economy car with 200k+ miles on it, but let's just skip past the assumptions that I'm wealthy and connected too.

Instead, let's get to the weirdly myopic notion that the indie scene is held captive by three studios. Maybe YouTube algorithms or Twitter bubbles are somewhat to blame, but in actuality there are so, so many individual people, friend groups, and small production houses out there making independent animation, I cannot possibly name them all.

Here are some anyway:

Far-Fetched Worthikids Satina | Scumhouse Noodle and Bun Punch Punch Forever Ramshackle Noodle Papajoolia | Pipi Angel Hare | The East Patch Jonni Peppers Salad Fingers Monkey Wrench Studio Heartbreak Felix Colgrave JelloApocalypse Odd1sout (started indie, got picked up by Netflix) Allie Mehner JaidenAnimations Lumi and the Great Big Galaxy Cloudrise | The Worlds Divide Telepurte RubberRoss James Lee ENA Godspeed | Olan Rogers Ollie and Scoops Meat Canyon Port by the Sea Kekeflipnote Boxtown Kevin Temmer Weebl Joel Haver CircleToons Long Gone Gulch Atlas and the Stars Animist Skibidi Toilet A Fox in Space Alex Henderson Talon Toniko Pantoja Sr. Pelo Hullabaloo Kane Pixels (started indie, picked up by A24) Homestar Runner Fennah Gods' School Alan Becker Dungeon Flippers JazLyte Psychicpebbles (started indie, Smiling Friends picked up by AS) Piemations vewn Metal Family Dead Sound chluaid Jacknjellify Betsy Lee | No Evil My Pride Cranbersher GeoExe | Gwain Saga Horatio the Vampire Mech West Playground | Rodrigo Sousa The Brave Locomotive Finchwing (+ many other Warrior Cats animators) Quazies SamBakZa Kamikaze: Trial by Fire

By no means a full list. That's just YouTube, and mostly just English language stuff, and I didn't even get to the multitudes of Warrior Cats animation collabs.

The point is, the indie landscape is vast and populated by creators new and old, making all kinds of animated media from skits, to shows, to ARGs, to films. Audience sizes vary as much as the content, stylistic approaches, subject matter, and budgets do. There are no compliance standards, no gateways to entry, no goalposts. There's not even any preset definition of success except what you decide for yourself.

Anyway, instead of nurturing your resentments, consider making something. I assure you, it's a far more rewarding use of your time and energy, and pretty much no one can stop you. ------------- EDIT- Made some additions to the list based on comments. Thanks!

[sophaeros]

i dont think either of them are boat shoes bc the hallmark of boat shoes is their 360 degree lacing system (see below) which as far as i can tell is absent from both those low cut shoes miles has

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the one without a buckle is most likely a loafer bc of the heel construction/shape

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ok now that im looking up photos again the one with a buckle might actually be a moccasin bc if i zoom in and squint really hard the toe detail appears to be a moc toe so yeah ok it's neither loafers nor boat shoes but a secret third, infuriating option

but also im far from an expert on men's fashion so i could very well be wrong i had to read so many articles puzzling this out i really might post on reddit or something asking someone to help me figure out some of their shoes kms

now why the fuck is miles making me play spot the difference w his fucking shoes

[joshus-lobster]

Theres a level of frustration i feel about a situation the Milex community may well aware of. As a fan, for Miles Kane primarily- (and then followed Milex Tlsp and further down the list Alex Turner and Arctic Monkeys) -Alex Turner is a constant in the room, an uninvited guest at times in interviews, conversations, etc. I have nothing against him when it all boils down to it, but the distain i feel at times is a bit much. Its like, You’re talking about ice cream, and someone brings up cookie dough ice cream, and you are for the most part receptive! But then they change the topic to cookies and they talk about cookies, and youre not done talking about ice cream. You rinse and repeat this a couple times and pretty soon the moment someone mentions “cookie dough ice cream” youre exasperated and prepared to hear shit about cookies again. They may even be gearing up to return to the conversation about ice cream regardless, but the damage has been done already.

Then you get ice cream recipes and ice cream blogs and people in the comments are saying “wow this would be good as a cookie” “This ice cream is only good because it has cookies” “An Ice Cream Sandwich is only as good as the cookie its made with” “wheres the cookies!”

Or you go looking for stories about how delicious and creamy Ice Cream is and how luxuriously smooth it is on the tongue as it melts and its ALL ABOUT THE DAMN COOKIE.

Everywhere you go, You look for ice cream and theres this ghost of a cookie lingering in the background

But i enjoy cookies! I enjoy cookies with Ice cream! But i will always chose ice cream first! This may just be a me problem and i just need to shut up, but i feel like its important to acknowledge the frustration of being a Miles Kane lover first and an Alex Turner enjoyer second.

Go forth and enjoy your cookies and dont let me stop you! 💛 It seems some people are just lactose intolerant over on twitter lol

[lovemkx]

“Some boss t-shirts on this run… go ask Marley about them.”

Miles Kane via twitter - 27.01.2024

[misskattylashes]

The Dichotomy of Being a Teenage Alex Turner Fan

In this article I look at why I think so many teenage fans direct so much hate towards Miles.

Look at this image search I did on Alex’s name. First person whose name comes up ‘Miles Kane’, first other person he is in another picture with, Miles...before a puff piece about Louise or Taylor. It’s Miles. There are more results with Miles than anyone else. Whether people like it or not, Miles and Alex are intrinsically linked.

In the words of the big man himself ‘stop and wait a sec’...... imagine Miles was Mila, a constant female companion of Alex’s who he had been close to for nearly twenty years. Had been at his side more than any other woman, had done two duets with him and whilst touring the second one, their performances were so sexually charged you thought any moment soon they were actually going to have sex on stage. What would you think? You would think they were or had been in a romantic relationship. And even though you haven’t seen much of them together over the past few years, Mila constantly talks lovingly about Alex in her interviews, and Alex invites Mila to be the support act for the final days of a very long world tour, and on one of the dates he lets Mila stand side-stage (something his official girlfriend doesn’t get to do) and throughout the set he sings to Mila and can’t stop glancing at her. People would be enamoured with their love story and desperate for them to be together.

So why is it different just because Miles is a guy?

Of course there is the obvious. If Alex is gay, then the teenage fans stand no chance with him, which would be upsetting. But even me, as a creaky old Gen X-er, had gay pop stars who were attractive and sexy – Holly Johnson and Paul Rutherford from Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Andy Bell from Erasure, even Boy George got screamed at, but we accepted they were gay and we didn’t stand a chance and that was it.

Of course, there was no social media then, but did we write hateful letters to them or their partners, or put up posters on street corners saying how disgusting they were? (the 80s equivalent to posting all over Twitter) No.

So why the anger towards Miles?

Unfortunately when I was growing up, homophobia was acceptable. Gay people were constantly the butt of jokes, straight comedians would pretend to be effette just for laughs. At school we even had the reprehensible Section 28, imposed by Thatcher’s government where any mention of homosexuality was banned, even books featuring gay characters, to apparently help prevent us from experimenting and catching AIDS (yes I grew up in the Dark Ages)

But there comes the rub. Because homophobia was acceptable, any negative feelings we had towards our gay pop stars or their partners wasn’t something we felt bad about so we felt no need to pick on anyone as a way of dealing with our own conflicted emotions

Fast forward to 2023. Gay people have rights, can marry, have children, are positively represented in the media, we have Pride, which is on the point of becoming too commercialised, and to be homophobic is to most young people not cool or acceptable.

Those same girls who spew hate towards Miles probably paint rainbows on their pencil cases during Pride, have male gay friends at school and would have a go at anyone who doesn’t support trans rights.

But then there is the fact that the celebrity they desire has a constant male companion, who he has been more publicly intimate with then any of the girlfriends he has had. Scratch beneath the surface and you can spot the differences in them when they fell out after EYCTE -both a shell of their former self. When there was a brief break in Lockdown in the UK, who did Alex choose to meet? Miles. Whether the fangirls consciously or subconsciously think there is something going on, it makes them feel uncomfortable with themselves. The presence of Miles Kane makes them realise they’re not necessarily that right-on girl who is into gay rights, because when they actually think about it, and think about what men do, they don’t like it.

But instead of realising that this is just part of being a grown up – we all have things about ourselves we don’t like, they direct their anger and frustration at Miles, as if he didn’t exist then they wouldn’t be confronted by these unpleasant feelings they have.

So, what I am trying to say is whilst I find the comments about Miles disgusting and cruel, just remember with these girls the person they really hate is themselves, while Miles lives his lovely life with his career and his friends and Alex and Maxie.

I think we know who is the winner here.

[polydeuces]

𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: the sequel to the beloved The View From the Afternoon !! fans curiosity about the suspected relationship rises when y/n posted lyrics from one the bands songs.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫: alex turner x fem! reader

𝐚/𝐧: knowing me it’ll be the new year or something by the time this gets published! so, happy holidays and cheers to a new year! 🥂

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y/nlivesforrocknroll: Spotify Wrapped?

On y/n’s recent instagram story she shares her most listened to artist.. arctic monkeys. Later she shared the lyrics the lyrics to The Last Shadow Puppets (former English supergroup consisting of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford, and Zach Dawes.) song titled Sweet Dreams, TN.

It’s rumored that Turner and L/n are in a relationship and have been for a while, maybe even during tlsp era, though nothing has been confirmed. Fans have been analyzing the lyrics Y/n chose to share. Could this song be about her or resonate with her and that’s why she’s sharing it?Are they dating or is it just a coincidence?

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cigarettesatthecornerstore: far too many coincidences to explain this one away; there’s something going on.

y/nsbabymama: she’s so real for this

alexturntable: we NEED a deep dive like twitter thread of all the things that connect them. ⤿ babyboyal: omfg wait a connect between them like maybe an invisible string?? 🥺 ⤿ alexturntable: SHUT UP what if she wrote invisible string about him please my heart can’t even take it

arcticalex: Or, and I know it sounds crazy, she just likes the band. That’s it. There doesn’t always have to be some crazy thing.

kindontheeyes: If y’all get my hopes up and they aren’t actually together its an unfollow for all of you

milesawayfromu: OH? fanof505:1 used to pray for times like this

b0dyp4int: someone sedate me

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alexnotalex: The lights were bright.

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matthelderz: no, you just wanted to look cool, grandpa.

littleamandablank: imagine coming home to Alex. ⤿ iamy/n: I do and let me shatter the pretty illusion; he stinks and is sweaty because he refuses to take a shower in his dressing room. He says it just isn’t the same… 🙄

ben_chappell_: it’s times like these that i wish you were public with the relationship because i so badly want to post y/n’s comment.. it’s so funny

myleshendrik: Always put on an amazing show

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iamy/n: YOU ARE ANONYMOUS, I AM A CONCRETE WALL.

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estehaim: you, me, champagne - tonight! 🥂

reesewitherspoon: 🥰

lizzobeeating: rockstar BABY I love u

blakelively: Omg the cat shirt!!

tovelo: instead of 32 it’s 33 and still growing up now 🥹

selenagomez: my shining star 🌟💞

sadiesink_: you’re so cute

matthelders: since when did you play chess

[i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind]

Oh darling 🥰

(I’m crying…. Why are you doing this to us, Miles?)

[11-04-2023] Miles Kane Twitter

[nicoscheer]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who saw Miles insta post yesterday about the MK and the evils EP where the first slide was a pic of the vinyl and the second was a pic of all three of them on surfboards riding a wave.

Alrighty he also posted the pic on twitter (with way worse quality but I’ll take it)

Oki Mr Kane decided to post it again a day later (no clue why he deleted it yesterday cuz it’s literally the exact same post with the same caption but whatever)

[shit-talk-turner]

this goes to all the twitter peeps who seemed to come on here with the whole “miles kane is a sexual harasser” storyline you lot wanna keep running with. was he a bit of an ass? yeah. should you maybe not fucking take things so seriously all the fucking time? YEAH. it was a stupid joke. people sometimes don’t think before they speak. it’s not that hard to go past that. yeah you can feel uncomfortable but it’s not YOUR place to go around calling him something he’s NOT just because you wanna be so correct all the time and no one is allowed to say anything anymore because you’ll find a problem with ANYTHING. maybe chill out and relax a bit and you’ll find you’ll enjoy yourselves more when you don’t try to tear people down all the time for some minor thing they might’ve said once. just like you say louise shouldn’t be hated for stuff she’s liked or said or done yearssssssss ago

okay, we say this with love, you may also need to relax. if someone feels harassed we're not here to fully dismiss it. BUT, we agree, there's obviously more to it than just what's being presented (which could go either way) and we're not here to cancel him either.

[louisupdates]

FITFWT23: AUSTIN RECAP

Concert number: 26

Date:  7 Jul 2023

Place:  Moody Amphitheater at Waterloo Park

Capacity: 5,000

Venue: [oli crump] [barrie pitt]

Livestream [x] [x] [x]

LTHQ Twitter and Instagram

Concert Group Picture

Fashion: Tom Ford tank top, Lacoste pants, Salomon shoes

Lithograph [helen] [helen] [joshua lmao] [helen]

Openers: Andrew Cushin, The Snuts

Setlist

Photos: [HQ] [HQ] [HQ] [HQ] [HQ] [HQ bod] [HQ] [HQ no shirt] [HQ shirtless] [HQ] [HQ shirtless] [HQ] [HQ] [HQ] [body] [body] [body] [body] [back] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [red] [lucky again] [she is beauty] [x] [jkadghdsf] [a series of events] [shots then and now] [smiling gifs] [red gif] [b&w] [undressing gifs] [squatting and balls gifs] [shirtless gifs] [with fans] [with fans] [with fans] [tongue] [with fans] [with fans] [then and now] [night changes lyrics 💀] [we are matt] [running, taking shirt off backstage] [HQ] [HQ] [HQ] [laughing gif] [ball gifs] [stripped] more photos

Videos: [Songs] [More Videos]

Speeches: Austin, scream! Thank you for braving the heat. It was hot. Two people did American sign language interpretation. Soon, soon. You know I love Mexico. We have four songs left.

Outro: Teenage Dirtbag, by Wheatus

Press: After Glow [it’s a good one], Bops & Bangers

Trends: Screaming Crying Throwing Up, Tumblr

Misc: Louis liked Perrie Edward’s IG post, Charlie’s IG post, Miles Kane followed Louis, Joshua being deeply unserious

Fan art [x]