#milchick

[the-crooked-library]

one thing that i really enjoy about milchick is the consistency of his characterization. like, yeah, the "you must eradicate from yourself childish folly, you must abandon childish things" scene was stunning - but its impact would never have amounted to the same level if the show hadn't demonstrated already that he is a playful, fun-loving person.

yeah yeah evil middle management whatever milchick is constantly trying to insert Fun into the process, and while it's mostly corporate manipulation, corporate crucially does not approve of it. he is really putting too much effort into things. he dances during the Music/Dance Experience. sets up a scavenger hunt during the ORTBO when it could've been a powerpoint. the entire concept of an ORTBO actually. the bonfire. he reads out loud and does the voices. none of it ever goes well (what with the biting and the carrot penis etc) but he doesn't stop, even despite the negative feedback from the Board. he wants to be playful and childish so bad but he can't, and he keeps trying to provide that to the innies because he clearly wishes someone would do that for him, but they hate it, they don't appreciate it, and he takes it sooooo personally it's stupid

i want to set him loose in an arcade or something. with an escape room and a jungle gym. he would be in there for hours frolicking like a baby goat but nooo he has to go be evil. it's a 9 to 5. well, a 9 to 5:45 (they stagger the exits). and sometimes 9 to 2am. and then again to 9, because that's how it is, isn't it?.. nobody ever leaves.

[lineffability]

all I could think of when mr milchick ended mr drummonds life

[c-dra]

Worm regards,

[handcrushedbyamalletremix]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[galaxseacreature]

Obsessed with what they're doing with Milchick this season. He's a guy with a job. An evil job. He just got a big promotion. He sees himself as a reformer. But not like, systematically, he just like, smiles a lot and plans little activities. He's being undermined by a teenage intern. He's gracious about The Board's racism. He carries elaborate fruit baskets on his motorcycle while working through the weekend. He averages firing more than one person per week. He dresses great. He almost got the CEO's daughter killed. He delivers even the most outrageous lies with panache. He doesn't have a single true ally. But! he is going to do whatever he has to do!

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Severance fanart

Shiver me timbers, the Severance fanart in this place is truly spectacular. The innies and outies have really captured your imagination, and holy cow goat, we're here for it. Please enjoy these stunning depictions of the Macrodata Refinement division and their friends and enemies. And please proceed with caution if you're not yet caught up—spoilers for both seasons ahead.

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[ophelias-gh0st]

I just KNOW Ms Huang gets on Mr Milchick’s nerves 😭

[sbeana]

hey kids

[homosexualslug]

as someone whose mental health has taken permanent, irreversible damage from a single paragraph in a performance review at work I understand milchick so bad

[dykeshitt]

another milkshake study

[the-east-art]

I love you Mark

[krippe90]

[barikonen]

ok sorry to b a word nerd but when milchick tells drummond off!!! “let me put that monosyllabically” and EVERY word in the following sentence is exactly one syllable like YES i am obsessed with the way seth milchick utilizes language

[orphanthemaker]

[discojams]

still on lumon's leash

[danime25]