#miko is yapping

[hound-heir]

Hehe, idk how to do a pinned-

Minors DNI. You will be blocked immediately.

Asks are open to anybody!

Dms only to mutuals!!!!

The heir to the throne~

Hello, I'm Ambrose, or you can just call me "young lord" (Ambrose isn't my actual name, you'll find that out soon enough)

I am 18 years old, pan, and I'm transmasc (he/they). Welcome to my nsft blog, I suppose!

Important lil facts!:

I am on the aroace spectrum.

I'm a wee bit mentally ill (aspd, schizophrenia, bipolar, npd, and bpd will likely come up, although there's so much more...)

I am a switch, although I much prefer being dominant. i can not quite fully be submissive (if for some reason I seem submissive fully, there's definitely something wrong emotionally)

Kinks, you will likely see:

Sadism/masochism

Royalty

Master/servant

Master/pet

Blood

Worship

Eagerness

Others potentially

Hashtags!

#miko is yapping | ooc

#🕯. Please | submissive sorta

#🕯. I order you | dominant and controlling

#🕯. It's alright | soft-dom

#🐺. Woof | I'm the dog (kink or not usually kink)

#👑. Reblogs

#👑. Pretty

#👑. Fav | promotions of moots ig

#👑 Ambrose | personal, aka evreything will be tagged that if I came up with it

#🍷. The Prince's decree | responding to asks

There's other hashtags for relevancy, but they aren't personal.

Read more for a lil extra info :)

Backstory of sorts:

I've got a major, i suppose, king complex + God complex, so that plays into why I actually made this, but it goes much deeper than that. If you noticed that my username is "hound-heir" it actually has a major reason and that is normally i feel as tho I'm sort of a guard dog for the houses I've lived at so hence "hound" but I'm also the technical heir to my family (I mean literally if I marry off and change my last name or die before I have kids my family name will die, I'm the 'last heir') so hence "heir"

Name background:

Yes, the name is 'Ambrose' but like i said above "Ambrose isn't my actual name" it's actually my old dog's name (no, he's not dead fyi he's doing really good! Or so I've been told) if you'd like to talk ooc/personally you may call me Miko(laj)

Other blogs of mine:

@mikolaj-vampyr

@mikolaj-paradox

I've got one more that I rarely even use, so if for some reason you notice that one well, congrats ig, want a cookie?

Lil fun playlist!

If you've made it this far, honestly, you deserve a lil treat~

[the-one-and-only-taffie]

What do you think abt raf from tfp

Idk if this is a safe space to admit that i dont like him very much 😢😢😢

I don't have any strong opinions on Raf, but it does lean more positive. His gimmick never got tired to me nor did it feel like the writers were trying too hard in making him come off as cooler than he actually was. Also his friendship with Bumblebee was cute. He was just a little guy to me

And dw this is a safe space for opinions! I don't dislike Raf but he isn't one of the hills I'd die on, so you're good lol. And even if I did have stronger opinions on Raf, I don't see how making a space unsafe just cause someone disagrees with me is beneficial or productive

I am lowkey interested in why you dislike him tho. And what about the other two kiddos, Miko and Jack? Miko has the same VA as Sashi from Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero so the moment I heard her voice I loved her! As for Jack... I do like his character but whenever they kept saying how he was like Optimus Prime or was similar to Orion Pax, I couldn't help but think "bitch where???"

Also, I feel Silas/MECH in general was wasted potential to the point where it felt pointless. Silas gets implanted into Breakdown's corpse, then kills the other MECH members, joins the Decepticons, fails them, then gets shafted until that zombie/vampire episode?? Really??? A human surgically connected to the dead body of a Transformer is such a horrific, cool concept and they just WASTE it for nothing! Absolutely insane to me

Overall my opinions on the human characters in Prime lean more positive, with really the only gripes I have about them is with the writing rather than with them

[m00nkissedlover]

*air horn noises*

FINAL EXAMS ARE OVER!!

[hotties4gojo]

utahime being genuinely Thee prettiest jjk woman yet barely having any scenes paired with the fact that we don’t know too much about her is ACTUALLY criminal

[cashewally-sarcastic]

Kokomi fascinates me not in the way I think hoyo intended cause like, every time I see her im like "oh its Kokomi. she is sure there! " . I think she would call herself an introvert (needing to recharge energy), but even then i go back to the idea of her having a quest that's more focused her wanting to get some alone time. Perhaps she reads and reads cause thats what her family used to do. She looks like she would enjoy romance stories out of an urge to form a connection cause ya know. no fam

Yeah kokomi is like. Sure is an entity.

Even her vision story is very ???? to me. Her entire profile is very dedicated to like “she’s an influence in watasumi. she does not want to be. she likes military books.” And doesn’t talk about her life or her family or anything tbh. I mean it says she doesn’t like seafood i guess. Her mom is mentioned exactly one (1) time in a voiceline.

And while it’s probably just a writing thing since Inazuma seemed like a hit-or-miss nation overall from community reception, it also feels like it could be intentional if played right. It probably won’t be, but ya know.

[watatsumiis]

itadori from jjk!! idk if u watch it but yea slkdgsd and razor i'd say gorou but ur much more feral than that

I do not, sorry, but he seems neat and vibes to me tbh !!!!

I...vibe a lot with Razor honestly, like I think more than I really ever realised. Something about his characterisation just ... Resonates with me.

Also I firmly believe Gorou totally has a very silly/borderline feral side. He has to.

[jackytickles]

Can I brush the tail next?

RARARRARARAAAA SHES SO PRETTY AND LIKE

WAAA SO WIFE MATERIAL

Happy birthday miko!!!

I wanna cuddle those tails so bad you have no idea

Happy Birthday, Yae Miko!

Finally seen my tails, you say? Hehe, you do realize this is just a dream, do you?

I most certainly have no tails. If you ever see them, you're surely dreaming. Do you understand?

Do you un—der—stand?

Hehe, even in your dreams, you see me. How did you know tonight's my birthday?

When the day breaks, be good and bring a basket of Fried Tofu to the Grand Narukami Shrine, will you?

[ami-loves]

i NEED him in my mouthwho said that WHO SAID THAT

[mikomiio]

Dam hi hello I never rly make text posts bc I dont know how to just yap away on tumblr but sorta status update that I wanna share here bc I post so rarely-

Lot of ppl would prolly say "hey we know u got a life and you're busy u cant always draw" but my ass has had so much time the past several years and I just couldnt get myself to draw

Well, I'm finally on a waitlist for an adhd diagnosis bc maybe just maybe not being able to do the things I want to do (and my responsibilities) wasnt just a depression thing oops

[kavehayati]

OH MY GOD I JUST FINISHED THE EI BOSS ON THE FIRST TRY IT WAS SO EASY . . . and signora died :3

[hound-heir]

I wanna do like an nsft ask game but I've seen a few and most of the answers I'd have to say "I've never done that" is there like a virgin in reality whore in theory one?

[hunnieknight]

Baby's First Fight! (Art)

Some Inazuman moms when they got a call from school their child just got into a fight

Gn!Reader, Reader with hoodie, established relationship.

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Kujou Sara

Immediately thinks your child has pent up energy

That parent who would enroll their kid to physical training (taekwondo, self-defense, karate, etc)

Actually would love one day her kid able to take her down in a fight.

Yae Miko

Yae canonly was a crybaby and being bullied by Alice. She will teach her kids to be witty and quick with comeback.

She'd kinda regret it when they are all teenagers and quip back at her.

The foxes be yapping and you just stare at your children and your wife in their fox form just screaming at each other.

Chiori

Chiori canonly was a troublemaker kid, she will not be surprised if someday the school called.

Totally not smiling when she sees her kid winning.

If it is self-defense? Okay no problem. If her child just being naughty? Then she will put them into mind tasking activity.

Naganohara Yoimiya

The Naganoharas are bunch of extrovert sunshines.

Yoimiya is more worried her father coddling her kid. Despite her being so friendly and loves kid when she was young, she needs to be strict now that she is a parent.

"My strong boy!" grandpa 24/7.

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Introvert mum with neutral spouse who playfully told their kid to fight back

[izsheum]

more humanformer AU stuff

i love these beauties oh and i guess ratchet is there or whatever

anyways AU yapping below or whatever

i’m still enjoying including energon as a resource exclusive to the Bots and Cons. Like them being super soldiers and needing this stimulant/supplemental medicinal cocktail that helps their bodies run at peak efficiency? Very very fun and keeps them separated from “regular” humans and whatnot.

And because this au is following the tfp cont I think it’s important for the distinction to be there. To keep the “alien” factor. Because y’know…it allows Ratchet to still be annoying about the kids being “outsiders”. Of course they’re more similar in size, but there remains a deficit in strength that the Bots always have to keep in mind (no Miko you cannot hold Optimus’ gun it weighs twice as much as you).

[ultimategenshintournament]

Ultimate Ship Tournament: Round 4

Propaganda below cut

Zhongchi:

Zhongli gave Childe engagement chopsticks and they both have two friendship dialogues about the other which is usually done to signify they have an important/close relationship which ik we’ve been yapping about for years but it’s true and cute and I love them

Eimiko (submitted 3 times):

Literally so canon. Yae waited for her for 500 years and did everything to try and get her to see sense. When the Archon quest starts they both have very different views on eternity and Ei's changes, and Ei is very rigid and stubborn and serious, and Yae is stubborn in her own way and she teases Ei, and Ei can talk to someone that isn't worshipping her.

I could just start and end with "lesbian". They are "long time friends" and Miko clearly cares deeply about Raiden, as she helps the traveler because she wants to save Raiden. Also, Miko can remember all of Raiden's combat moves, which I can't do for any of MY friends. When Ei and Miko talk (flirt) in the Plane of Euthymia, they're so happy to see each other. Also, Raiden trusted Miko with her gnosis, which no other archon has done and is something that clearly would not be given away without extreme trust. When the traveler points out that Miko and Ei enjoy teasing each other, Miko responds with a wink. They are almost always talking about or to each other. I don't even need to explain "Pretty Please, Kitsune Guuji". Also this: "Locking herself away in the Plane of Euthymia when she clearly wants to be out—It's rather stubborn, but cute, don't you think?". They clearly care for each other and want the best for each other, and have always been together for hundreds of years. They bring out the best in each other and there's a lot to explore in their relationship in terms of forgiveness, reconnection, and fluff or angst, they are just really cute together and have a LOT of canon lore so you don't need to dig very deep to about how much they love each other bc its right there!!!

Beiguang (submitted 4 times):

You can just tell someone on the writing team ships it. Every time one pops up, there's a good chance the other will at least get mentioned. "I compensate her in other ways", going on a trip together, straight up flirting. "Chess".

WIVES - They play chess together in the jade palace - Ningguang dressed up to impress Beidou for lantern rite - The sexual tension???

Canonically they're married, jk. Propaganda, just that one lantern scene. Them literally being the dragon and the phoenix, which is a symbol of marriage. The way that Beidou is the only one that doesn't lose chess on purpose to Ningguang, Ningguang calling Beidou to petty work for no reason. Ningguang ignoring Beidou's fines. Literally all their scenes together, like it's not even hinting atp.

[ablobwhowrites]

Hi! I hope I'm not bothering or anything, I just want to ask something about y/n or m/n from any transformers and hear me out on this one.

What if, Y/n or M/n is or became evil! I mean they're suffering enough but that's not the reason why they are evil.

Just imagine one day, the reason why Y/n became evil is because of Unicron reaching out to them and manipulate them by saying some bullsh*t that just rigger them to became evil and in the end, Unicorn just to used them to break him free.

So if y/n or m/n where to become evil after Unicron's manipulation, they would actually try and reconsider and try to fight it but why they agreed was that Unicron would 'fix' them and after that y/n basically acts kinda like murder drones when cyn was possessed by Solver. (I'm a bit rusty on my murder drones stuff) And it's more like in and out of control for y/n or m/n, it's like how when Megatron was possessed by Unicron as it's kinda like that but instead of changing their appearance it's more like faintest appearance shift but slowly being coming more and more noticeable and yeah. As they become more psychotic and only listens to Unicron as he basically manipulated them to make them trust him and him only as it would take a bit long for y/n or m/n to free Unicron but it would be inevitable if y/n or m/n isn't saved in time.

pov: your Unicron possessing y/n and cybertronian mech suit Miko about to punch the possession out of y/n

(I love the "get out of my friend, ghost" and Miko in that cybertronian mech suit)

Also for my yandere digital circus, I have a y/n who is like a puppet master but has hand puppets and sock puppets but the puppets talk for y/n as y/n is mostly silent and also the puppets are kinda like ai similar to Caine but slowly become aware like gummygoo.

Anyways! Enough of me yapping, I hope you all have a wonderful day and also I've been seeing some stuff from other games, shows and some movies and fandoms so I might be put that in my list of stuff I might write for but now I might go, drink water and have a wonderful day!