#miko is yapping

[raileurta]

Miko forced to move back to Japan au:

Bulkhead and wheel jack kidnap Miko

Bulkhead would have a moral dilemma over this, Wheeljack is already making long term plans to keep her on his ship, and Miko would be not so subtly trying to get herself kidnapped.

This is how I imagine it comes about:

Jack and Raf just so happen to be in Japan so they decided to call up Miko's household to see if they could come over as a surprise. Miko's mom picks up and she's delighted to invent them over. While she technically didn't say anything weird they still got a bad vibe from her. Miko's recent texts they've both had gotten felt a little scripted and out of character which made them more wary.

Both of the boys were equipped with some little cameras disguised as pins to let the autobots see Miko. There definitely was an argument of privacy from both Optimus and Magnus but they eased up when Wheeljack pointed out the kids would be meeting with adults they didn't know. Yes they were Miko parents but....... you never know. :)

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They arrive with some presents in very clean clothes and pressed button ups. Both of them had heard from Miko that her parents were a little strict and were very into presentation. And well the present didn't hurt their chances. They knocked a few times, after waiting a few seconds Miko's mom would answer the door. If someone were to personify the word clean and put together that's how you would describe Miko's mom. While a little on the small side she had this aura that would make anyone feel small. She politely invited them into her "humble abode." Which was definitely not all humble as the woman's house bordered on being called mansion. They walked through a long corridor decorated with various trophies and art. The autobots and humans admiring them alike. Raf looked up closer to a particularly beautiful painting that caught his eye; it depicted a nature scene of a grand waterfall in the middle of a forest, at the bottom was a gold plague that read "Miko Nakadai's River of peace."

Raf was both caught off guard and impressed. Back at base Miko always just drew the Autobots and various other vehicles in crayons or colored pencils. The drawings weren't bad per say but compared to this the skill level was striking. He was pulled away from the painting by Jack urging him to not get distracted again. After a few more minutes of walking they came into a dinner esc room where a familiar face was standing in front of a large tab. But something was wrong with Miko, her hair was perfectly straightened, down and missing it's iconic pink dye, she was in very formal clothing that you could mistake for a private school outfit, worst of all were her yellow eyes.

They looked so dead with no spark of the girls usually burning hurricane of passion. Jack wasn't with the autobots but he knew they were expressing the same horror in their faces he felt. Struggling to keep the alarm off their faces Miko walked up to them and greeted them politely with a bow. They hastily returned it not waiting to seem rude.

They sat down at the table and they were quickly served food by servants. Jack tried to strike up a conversation with Miko about what she's been doing trying to elevate the growing pit in his stomach. Miko responded with the school work she was working on, painting, and practicing piano. It felt like too Jack Miko had rehearsed this response a thousand times already. Which dude nothing but grow more of his dread.

What proceeded was less of a friendly chat and more of a detective integrating them. Miko's mom prodded about their academics, if they knew any instruments, what they did in their free time, and what future jobs they were pursuing. She seemed pleased with Raf's answers but not so much with Jack's. Once dinner was concluded Miko's mom sent Raf and Miko up to the second floor to give him a tour while Jack had to stay there for a talk. As soon as they were out of sight Miko's mom turned to him with a strained smile and said, "It was lovely to have you come over and the present was thoughtful but I'm afraid I won't be you allowing you to see my daughter anymore."

Jack tried to ask what he did wrong but was cut off when two large men started to escort him out of the house. The autobots were helpless but to watch as Jack was practically thrown out of Miko's mom house. Jack quickly went into a nearby forest and was ground bridged back to base. They made Raf's camera full screen and watched it with anxiety.

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Miko listed off the rooms still in a drone like fashion while Raf tried to figure out what was wrong with her. As soon as the pair entered a random bathroom Miko quickly locked the door behind them and her persuade faded.

"Raf you got to get me out of here! I can't stand being here anymore! If I have to spend another day in this torture house I swear to Primus I'm going to wake up Unicron himself and destroy the Earth." Miko whispered yelled.

"What-?! What's going on? Why are we whispering???!" Raf slightly panicked replied. With Miko's penchant for unimaginable chaos she probably could wake Unicron and Raf really doesn't want the Earth to blow up.

"Long story short my parents broke up, had a nasty divorce, my Mom was the one to keep me, then became mega strict and now I'm slowly suffocating to death."

"Okay- why are we locked in the bathroom then??"

"That woman got ears and eyes on the back of her head and like a bazillion hidden cameras with microphones in the house." Miko said.

Looking at her Raf could see she was terrified, Miko was never scared, she was nervous and frightened but never scared. But right now in front of him he could plainly see the fear in her whole body.

"If she's really that bad why haven't you gone to the police or cps? I'm sure they cou-

"DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED?!"

"I KEEP TRYING BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME OR IT'S NOT 'ILLEGAL' AND I JUST CAN'T- I just can't keep doing this a-nymore......."

Miko started to breakdown and fully sob at that point.

Wheeljack having seen enough started to head to his ship to kidnap rescue Miko. Bulkhead knowing what he planned to do tried well, to "stop him." Wheeljack just looked at him and he didn't say anything but his optics said everything.

"Do you really want to stop me?" They seemed to convey.

Bulkhead looked at the screen with his crying charge and put down his outstretched servo. Optimus and Ultra Magnus picking up on Wheeljack's pan also tried to stop him. There was tons of yelling and possible physical violence. It was put to an end when Miko called out to the Autobots. Raf had told her about the camera and now she was gripping the boy's shirt looking straight into the lens.

"Bulk? Guys? If you can hear me GET ME OUT!!! I don't care how you do it; I'll even be one of your guys human pets in a terrarium the decepticons were always talking about if it gets me out of this hell hole." Miko desperately pleaded.

Pure silence in the base.

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Cut to Miko happily snuggled up to Bulkhead's face in the jackhammer with Ultra Magnus in the back filling out adoption papers while Wheeljack talks about his latest adventures. Even Ultra Magnus (who definitely is a girl dad) couldn't ignore Miko's pleas. So they flew to Miko's prison at night and had her get her things together and left a note that may or may not imply she ran away. Teenagers do that all the time and it's definitely not at all kidnapping if they just do happen to have been in the same area when Miko left. It's also not kidnapping if they take her on a little ship ride.

Yep definitely not at all kidnapping. ;D

[m00nkissedlover]

Lee MY SHAYLAA

so true anon, SO TRUE-

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM:

*sounds of ugly crying* MY SHAYLAAAAAA😭🤧

[hoodwinkeddotcom]

SKIN. WITH THIS HAIR. ON MY GAME PLEAAASEEE HOYO

[sillyseaveerablogs]

SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIEK ALIEN SYTAGWE

A week ago actually! I heard it around last 2024 and I got confused about it. So I listened to the songs and I got hooked to it

My fave soundtrack are Ruler of my Heart and my Clematis

[yapporium]

we moved past stray kids and young miko collabing wayyyy too fast

blonde felix and blonde miko looked almost identical like they’re both serving the same gender presentation but with different genders assigned at birth and i think that’s beautiful

them collabing is like 2 separate universes colliding in the best way

also the song bangs

[shoutokutaoist]

Every time I see my brother play a touhou fangame, especially if it has Miko and or Futo, I often get upset because fangames often mischaracterize those two and it hurts.

And, that led me to wanna make my own fangames inspired by those fangames that had upset me, to make them more interesting and fun for me and my brother to play them.

Like, I had planned a Touhou fangame where Miko, Futo, and Tojiko open up a restaurant in the human village.

[nrc-asteryn-crew]

wait ngl i cant sleep so im stealing vii ( @night-raven-miscellany )'s silly thing they just did because ITS SILLY!!! (and because i absolutely love little lists like this actually)

aka basically the stupidest lore reveal ive ever done in my entire life?????

ANYWAYS. AHEM.

sorting the sillies into "would overblot" and "would not overblot" !!!!!! WOOHH!!!!!

FEATURING... A SECRET THIRD CATEGORY ?!!!

keep reading to find out what it is ;3

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WOULD OVERBLOT:

Yuuto

Kiyuu

Anchor

WOULD (probably..?) NOT OVERBLOT:

Aros

Xiphos

Miko

HAVE ALREADY OVERBLOTTED (like not recently at all): ( wow thats crazy ahaha...... )

Mace ( heh... >;) )

Crimson

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wow this list is really pathetic actually not in order really aros would definitely get close tho if that counts for anything hes like REALLYY in between the would and would not tbhs miko too buuuuut i dont have like - a good enough solid idea for his UM to solidify that qwq

mb its 2:30am and i have no thoughts AAAAAAAAAAA- explodes

[cashewally-sarcastic]

Kokomi fascinates me not in the way I think hoyo intended cause like, every time I see her im like "oh its Kokomi. she is sure there! " . I think she would call herself an introvert (needing to recharge energy), but even then i go back to the idea of her having a quest that's more focused her wanting to get some alone time. Perhaps she reads and reads cause thats what her family used to do. She looks like she would enjoy romance stories out of an urge to form a connection cause ya know. no fam

Yeah kokomi is like. Sure is an entity.

Even her vision story is very ???? to me. Her entire profile is very dedicated to like “she’s an influence in watasumi. she does not want to be. she likes military books.” And doesn’t talk about her life or her family or anything tbh. I mean it says she doesn’t like seafood i guess. Her mom is mentioned exactly one (1) time in a voiceline.

And while it’s probably just a writing thing since Inazuma seemed like a hit-or-miss nation overall from community reception, it also feels like it could be intentional if played right. It probably won’t be, but ya know.

[hound-heir]

I wanna do like an nsft ask game but I've seen a few and most of the answers I'd have to say "I've never done that" is there like a virgin in reality whore in theory one?

[jackytickles]

Can I brush the tail next?

RARARRARARAAAA SHES SO PRETTY AND LIKE

WAAA SO WIFE MATERIAL

Happy birthday miko!!!

I wanna cuddle those tails so bad you have no idea

Happy Birthday, Yae Miko!

Finally seen my tails, you say? Hehe, you do realize this is just a dream, do you?

I most certainly have no tails. If you ever see them, you're surely dreaming. Do you understand?

Do you un—der—stand?

Hehe, even in your dreams, you see me. How did you know tonight's my birthday?

When the day breaks, be good and bring a basket of Fried Tofu to the Grand Narukami Shrine, will you?

[ami-loves]

I MISS MIKOTO SO MUCH GAH

[dearestval]

AYATO’S BACK AND ON VALENTINE’S DAY TOO MY BF IS BACK

[kavehayati]

OH MY GOD I JUST FINISHED THE EI BOSS ON THE FIRST TRY IT WAS SO EASY . . . and signora died :3

[hunnieknight]

Baby's First Fight! (Art)

Some Inazuman moms when they got a call from school their child just got into a fight

Gn!Reader, Reader with hoodie, established relationship.

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Kujou Sara

Immediately thinks your child has pent up energy

That parent who would enroll their kid to physical training (taekwondo, self-defense, karate, etc)

Actually would love one day her kid able to take her down in a fight.

Yae Miko

Yae canonly was a crybaby and being bullied by Alice. She will teach her kids to be witty and quick with comeback.

She'd kinda regret it when they are all teenagers and quip back at her.

The foxes be yapping and you just stare at your children and your wife in their fox form just screaming at each other.

Chiori

Chiori canonly was a troublemaker kid, she will not be surprised if someday the school called.

Totally not smiling when she sees her kid winning.

If it is self-defense? Okay no problem. If her child just being naughty? Then she will put them into mind tasking activity.

Naganohara Yoimiya

The Naganoharas are bunch of extrovert sunshines.

Yoimiya is more worried her father coddling her kid. Despite her being so friendly and loves kid when she was young, she needs to be strict now that she is a parent.

"My strong boy!" grandpa 24/7.

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Introvert mum with neutral spouse who playfully told their kid to fight back

[izsheum]

more humanformer AU stuff

i love these beauties oh and i guess ratchet is there or whatever

anyways AU yapping below or whatever

i’m still enjoying including energon as a resource exclusive to the Bots and Cons. Like them being super soldiers and needing this stimulant/supplemental medicinal cocktail that helps their bodies run at peak efficiency? Very very fun and keeps them separated from “regular” humans and whatnot.

And because this au is following the tfp cont I think it’s important for the distinction to be there. To keep the “alien” factor. Because y’know…it allows Ratchet to still be annoying about the kids being “outsiders”. Of course they’re more similar in size, but there remains a deficit in strength that the Bots always have to keep in mind (no Miko you cannot hold Optimus’ gun it weighs twice as much as you).