#mike……. head in my hands
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just-bee-lieve · 11 months ago
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and i have nothing ahead of me
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royalarchivist · 26 days ago
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Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.
Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated! 😫
Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what? 😨
Fit: Oh god. [Laughs] That's a new one.
Tubbo: You're pregnant!
Pac: How?!
Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!
Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]
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Tubbo: This is not what I want! I don't want this!!!
Fit: [Chuckles]
Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.
Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated!
Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what?
Fit: Oh god. [Laughs]
Tubbo: You're pregnant!
Pac: How?!
Fit: That's a new one.
Tubbo: Uh oh, I'm about to– I'm about to not be alive much longer.
Pac: How– ahhh!!!! Wait, this is good? [Tubbo gets killed by a mob] Oh my god, Tubbo!
Tubbo: Guys? Preggers Pac, and Fit, help!
Pac: [Reading chat] "Congratulations"? Thanks guys, I didn't know, man! As always.
Fit: [Revives Tubbo] Alright, run! Ok, you're good.
Tubbo: We got his ass!
Pac: Wait, wait– What does it mean like, I'm pregnant? I'm gonna have babies?
Tubbo: It means you're gonna give birth to a beautiful– a beautiful plethora of children!
Pac: Oh my god, not– [unintelligible]
Tubbo: [Still ranting] Merciful, wonderful babies! Babies! Innocent babies will-
Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, what he said.
Tubbo: –will splurt out of you!
Pac: Oh my god. I think I saw like, Foolish having birth the other day, so I–
Fit: [Fighting a mob] Not this thing again!
Pac: Oh my god.
Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!
Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs]
Tubbo: It's gonna be such a magical time for you!
Pac: Yeah, oh my god, I have been like, dreaming for–
Tubbo: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. What do you– have you got any names? What are you gonna name it?
Pac: I'm probably gonna name it "Elton" and "John" if I have like, two.
Tubbo: Ohhh! What a beautiful name!
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north-noire · 7 months ago
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🎩 Charlie and Mike
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Took a while to get to this ask, but finally managed to draw it! Finally an opportunity to draw a scene from one of my fic chapters XD I still really appreciate that a lot of people really liked the Michael and Charlie scene from Chapter 5, the fanart I got from you guys really made me smile :]
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astrobei · 2 years ago
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on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park
(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)
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bylrndgm · 2 years ago
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seize the day!
byler week 2023 | day ii: 80s movies movie: dead poets society (1989) | insp. dedicated to @edelweiss-coffee
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weedle-testaburger · 6 months ago
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i always find it deeply irritating when people are criticising something i agree sucks and raise something i also think sucks as an example of 'how to do it right'. like i think you missed what i hated about it
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bylertruther · 2 years ago
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mike accepting, loving, and celebrating will's otherness while rejecting his own is so . it's literally Soooooo like i can't see through my tears rn jgenuinely . he's so......... i can 't do this icant finish the post he's so . MICHAEL.............
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mikentosh · 2 months ago
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Oh my head Oh my legs Oh my throat everything hurts im Ill. Im dying im on my Deathbed.
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els-moonleaf · 2 years ago
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You know when Lucien drops this iconic line
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What if instead of the dead drop orders, he’d hide little notes absolutely slandering the population of Cyrodiil everywhere
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just-bee-lieve · 1 year ago
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Get up puppet boy
You've got a job to do
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royalarchivist · 2 years ago
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[Context: Pac and Mike asked Maximus what his Egg liked best so they could put it in the statue they made for him, and Maximus said his Egg, Trսmp, liked to build walls]
Mike: Ah, build walls! [Laughs] Just like the real Trսmp, ok.
Maximus: Yeah... There is no other Trսmp, there is only one Trսmp, and it's my Trսmp.
Pac: It's now your time, Maximus, to make Trսmp proud of you, it's time to make QSMP great again!
Maximus: YEAH! WE'RE GONNA MAKE QSMP GREAT AGAIN!
Mike: That should be your slogan, right? It makes all sense, it makes a lot of sense.
Maximus: Yeah [Cracks up laughing as "Pigstep" starts playing in the background] I think- I think I'm not the only one who gonna pick that.
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martiansodas-blog · 6 months ago
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if i speak…
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monkee-mobile · 1 year ago
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i feel like i can’t put into words how sweet it is when the monkees all cling to Mike when they’re in a scary situation (especially davy, that kid is all bark no bite, second something’s after him he’s running to his mumma aka. Michael the goddamn string bean in a wool hat, who just gives the most exasperated face ever to the camera and waves around like grass in the wind because his skinny body can’t handle the power of a 5’3” british boy grabbing his arms)
but like, mike makes them all feel safe and it’s just so damn sweet. like, the show didn’t have to do that, but they did. they just decided that these kids need a mother and that mother is fucking mike.
i’m sorry, i just have so many feelings about it. You know peter’s like glued to his side, especially after the devil and peter tork. Mike protects them, it’s his nature, and they all feel safe with him. AGH
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astrobei · 2 years ago
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listen.
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mikelogan · 10 months ago
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i have literally nothing to say for myself. just casually* dropping an absolutely debauched mike x reader fic and then going to go scream into a pillow.
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*there is absolutely nothing casual about this
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halfinthebestoftheworst · 2 years ago
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waaaaah 😭
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