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and i have nothing ahead of me
#my art#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf#michael afton#ggurrghhhhhhghhhh#mike……. head in my hands#does anyone know if we have endless guilt due tomorrow#fnaf sl
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Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.
Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated! 😫
Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what? 😨
Fit: Oh god. [Laughs] That's a new one.
Tubbo: You're pregnant!
Pac: How?!
Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!
Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]
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Tubbo: This is not what I want! I don't want this!!!
Fit: [Chuckles]
Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.
Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated!
Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what?
Fit: Oh god. [Laughs]
Tubbo: You're pregnant!
Pac: How?!
Fit: That's a new one.
Tubbo: Uh oh, I'm about to– I'm about to not be alive much longer.
Pac: How– ahhh!!!! Wait, this is good? [Tubbo gets killed by a mob] Oh my god, Tubbo!
Tubbo: Guys? Preggers Pac, and Fit, help!
Pac: [Reading chat] "Congratulations"? Thanks guys, I didn't know, man! As always.
Fit: [Revives Tubbo] Alright, run! Ok, you're good.
Tubbo: We got his ass!
Pac: Wait, wait– What does it mean like, I'm pregnant? I'm gonna have babies?
Tubbo: It means you're gonna give birth to a beautiful– a beautiful plethora of children!
Pac: Oh my god, not– [unintelligible]
Tubbo: [Still ranting] Merciful, wonderful babies! Babies! Innocent babies will-
Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, what he said.
Tubbo: –will splurt out of you!
Pac: Oh my god. I think I saw like, Foolish having birth the other day, so I–
Fit: [Fighting a mob] Not this thing again!
Pac: Oh my god.
Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!
Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs]
Tubbo: It's gonna be such a magical time for you!
Pac: Yeah, oh my god, I have been like, dreaming for–
Tubbo: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. What do you– have you got any names? What are you gonna name it?
Pac: I'm probably gonna name it "Elton" and "John" if I have like, two.
Tubbo: Ohhh! What a beautiful name!
#Pactw#Tubbo#FitMC#QSMP#Morning Crew#September 8 2023#~36m into Fit's stream | ~ 54:20 into Pac's stream | ~41:45 into Tubbo's stream#Head in my hands this was such a cursed bit every time this happened to anyone#Here's a fun fact for those of you who read the tags I write:#Pac once said he'd love to have twins#It was on October 27 2023 during the Minime arc#Timestamp ~ 1h 56m into Fit's stream (I don't have the timestamp for Pac's stream unfortunately)#Pac says ''I'd love to have twins!'' and then Tubbo says ''I'm fine with one; I'm the reason for the declining birth rate.''#Pftt#I remembered that comment while I was transcribing this and wanted to see if I had it written down anywhere – and I did!#Pac#Fit#Edited#Anyways I can't tell what Pac said after that ''Not'' bit earlier#At first I thought he said ''Not again'' and I had war flashbacks#But no he said something else I just can't tell what#Feel free to let me know what you think he said if you can hear it better!#The Elton John bit was going on earlier too btw Pac didn't just whip that up out of nowhere lol#You can't see it since this is Pac's POV but in Fit's chat someone said ''Mike isn't here you're going to have to help him Fit'' pftt
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🎩 Charlie and Mike
Took a while to get to this ask, but finally managed to draw it! Finally an opportunity to draw a scene from one of my fic chapters XD I still really appreciate that a lot of people really liked the Michael and Charlie scene from Chapter 5, the fanart I got from you guys really made me smile :]
#bonus points if you know what the first artwork is referencing bc that was literally my inspiration for the scene haha#puts head in hands the scene still saddens me so much in so many ways#i will die on the hill that michael and charlie are childhood besties#IT WAS ALSO REALLY FUN DRAWING THEM IN OTHER OUTFITS FOR ONCE AAAAA#north-noire asks#hidden hands au#fnaf au#michael afton#mike afton#charlie emily#charlotte emily#fnaf michael afton#fnaf mike afton#fnaf charlie emily#fnaf charlotte emily#fnaf fanart#my art#artists on tumblr
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on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park
(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)
#he would be jurassic park’s number one fan this is so important to me#as someone who is jurassic park’s number 2 fan#the book also is in my top 5 books of all time i think. just absolutely brilliant#and mike would LOSE HIS FUCKING MIND#THE T. REX ANIMATRONIC??? IN 1993 ?? ARE U KIDDING??#he makes the whole party go see it too and they also lose their shit#like this boy would ride this high straight through the 2010s#52 year old mike wheeler is watching it with his husband will byers rn actually he told me so#everyone just went home after his bday dinner and they’re having movie night#anyways this popped into my head earlier (for reasons) and now u can pry this hc from my cold dead hands thanks#also like. will would also be so excited dont get me wrong#he would be losing his shit#but in my head dinosaurs are like marginally more mike’s thing#yk#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#/astro posts
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seize the day!
byler week 2023 | day ii: 80s movies movie: dead poets society (1989) | insp. dedicated to @edelweiss-coffee
#byler#bylerweek2023#Day 2 80s Films#byler gif#byler edit#mike wheeler#will byers#dead poets society#holding neil and todd gently; holding mike and will gently#mine#mine:gif#i've never seen four prettier best friends#holding my head on my hands#crying over my own post#crying over gay fictional characters on my phone#being a cancer moon is exhausting#emotionally draining myself#creative process: none actually? i just knew i wanted to make a byler x dead poets society gifset so like yeah took the gayest scene ...#... of that movie and made it byler#also yeah like the byler gifs are in slow mo but whatever - it was trendy ten years ago to make slow mo gifs#fun fact: i didn't save the psd i made for the byler scenes so when i started working on the neil x todd ones i was like#“fuck what am i gonna do?” and basically made a random psd again and well i like how it turned out#there's good in bad#right?#this is really simple tho but whatever?
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i always find it deeply irritating when people are criticising something i agree sucks and raise something i also think sucks as an example of 'how to do it right'. like i think you missed what i hated about it
#i see it with a lot of videos talking about mr birchum (that shit daily wire sitcom)#bc people keep saying king of the hill handles the worldview conflict involved with more nuance and it literally doesn't#americans just find mike judge funny for some reason (seriously I've never met a non-american who likes koth#it's like the rest of the world knows it's trash. the country music of cartoons)#i also remember someone criticising demon slayer and saying berserk does its ideas better#which is ludicrous bc they both have the exact same 'toxic masculinity is good actually' bollocks undertone going on#it's annoying bc i can think of better comparisons off the top of my head#for the former you could point out how south park is more even handed with its political satire#and with the latter how anime like cowboy bebop demonstrate toxic masculinity as having damaging consequences for the characters#don't mind me this is just me being petty lol
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mike accepting, loving, and celebrating will's otherness while rejecting his own is so . it's literally Soooooo like i can't see through my tears rn jgenuinely . he's so......... i can 't do this icant finish the post he's so . MICHAEL.............
#mike being the ''it's okay if other ppl are queer but as for myself......... hi :) el :) sure :) lets get back together :) why :) not :)''#kind of queer.................. the writers room WILL pay for their crimes (aka hurting my feelings).#''you make [me] feel better for being different'' to the dude whose internalized homophobia changed their friendship forever . ok lol#they really think they're funny huh...... sniffles . yeah they think they're soooooooooooo hilarrious .... ha ha ...#head in hands pulling my hair out stick figure gore moment#mine
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Oh my head Oh my legs Oh my throat everything hurts im Ill. Im dying im on my Deathbed.
#mike's notes#going to read allegiant pdf i think im thinking of#the whole section Wait thats not allegiant. insurgent#giung to reqd insurgent pdf#for that part where tris is in umm whats her names#lab. and four comes in and blah blah blah et cetera it was#one of my favorite parts for a while i used to reread it a lot.#i liked the part where she banged her head on the wall and four#was like Oh no... and cupped her face in his hand#it made me feel nice. pretend i was not into a lame dumb#book series people dont like. let me enjoy stuff
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You know when Lucien drops this iconic line
What if instead of the dead drop orders, he’d hide little notes absolutely slandering the population of Cyrodiil everywhere
#yep that’s a headband#the blair waldorfification of lucien lachance#lucien lachance#tes#oblivion#dark brotherhood#my art#gossip girl#i guess#i blame this entirely on mike’s mic‘s gossip girl recap#it was funnier in my head#mathieu bellamont#the black hand
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Get up puppet boy
You've got a job to do
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf michael afton#michael afton#fnaf mike#my art#fnaf fanart#MIKE. HEAD IN MY HANDS. OW#get scooped idiot.#cw: gore#cw blood#gore#blood
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[Context: Pac and Mike asked Maximus what his Egg liked best so they could put it in the statue they made for him, and Maximus said his Egg, Trսmp, liked to build walls]
Mike: Ah, build walls! [Laughs] Just like the real Trսmp, ok.
Maximus: Yeah... There is no other Trսmp, there is only one Trսmp, and it's my Trսmp.
Pac: It's now your time, Maximus, to make Trսmp proud of you, it's time to make QSMP great again!
Maximus: YEAH! WE'RE GONNA MAKE QSMP GREAT AGAIN!
Mike: That should be your slogan, right? It makes all sense, it makes a lot of sense.
Maximus: Yeah [Cracks up laughing as "Pigstep" starts playing in the background] I think- I think I'm not the only one who gonna pick that.
#AgenteMaxo#Mikethelink#Tazercraft#QSMP#QSMP Elections#Pactw#Pac#Mike#head in my hands#Maximus why did you have to name your Egg that#that being said I did NOT expect that bit at all and nearly did a spit-take laughing at that#Maximus is one of the funniest guys out there but I wish to the highest heavens he'd named his kid LITERALLY anything else#Maximus: *sobbing over his egg*#Me: *starts to feel bad about it then remembers the name of his kid and am instantly rendered apathetic*#I'm so frickin sorry dude#love ya to death though#I do appreciate that he emphasized that the real orange idiot doesn't exist in the QSMP universe though#suddenly Quesadilla Island is lookin' mighty appealing#Maximus#Anyways Pigstep playing right as they make this joke really seals it for me
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if i speak…
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i feel like i can’t put into words how sweet it is when the monkees all cling to Mike when they’re in a scary situation (especially davy, that kid is all bark no bite, second something’s after him he’s running to his mumma aka. Michael the goddamn string bean in a wool hat, who just gives the most exasperated face ever to the camera and waves around like grass in the wind because his skinny body can’t handle the power of a 5’3” british boy grabbing his arms)
but like, mike makes them all feel safe and it’s just so damn sweet. like, the show didn’t have to do that, but they did. they just decided that these kids need a mother and that mother is fucking mike.
i’m sorry, i just have so many feelings about it. You know peter’s like glued to his side, especially after the devil and peter tork. Mike protects them, it’s his nature, and they all feel safe with him. AGH
#the monkees#mike nesmith#peter tork#davy jones#micky dolenz#papa nez#papa nez in any univers#e#i’m sorry i just need to get this out because i feel kinda iffy rn lots of stuff happening#mike is like a mother hen with his three little ones#one of them is in any sort of distress and he just places his hands all over them for a few seconds to make sure nothing is awry#i can’t with this it’s to sweet damnit#in my head peters kinda the baby then there’s davy who’s like…. five-going-on-fifteen#sassy mancunian toddler energy or something#needs attention at all times#and micky’s a good older brother but he can be pushy sometimes and mike is the exasperated mother
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listen.
#thinking about this post constantly#it consumes every waking moment of my existence#someone set me free#your dog stopped appearing in the photos are u kidding#AND ITS THE FIRST TIME I HAVENT MESSAGED#BUT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.#HEAD IN MY FUCKING HANDS MY GOD#MY GODDDDDD#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#/astro posts#their connection is not fleeting#we will get them Back#i know it#but. for all intents and purposes
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i have literally nothing to say for myself. just casually* dropping an absolutely debauched mike x reader fic and then going to go scream into a pillow.
*there is absolutely nothing casual about this
#ramblings#myfic#mike logan#mike logan x reader#hand kink go brrrr#usermarina#marina you fucking asked for this#no one talk to me for 7-10 business days im going to go stick my head underwater or walk into traffic#if anyone wants to be tagged in any potential future endeavors of this nature just lmk#or block me lmao
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waaaaah 😭
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