#mike wheeler is not stupid

[petrichor102]

I think Mike heard Will loud and clear in the van and that he's not as oblivious as everyone (including Finn) thinks he is.

I think he clocked that commission lie almost instantly. Almost.

I think he would have pulled Will into his arms the second he heard him crying if Jon and Argyle weren't there, in case he hadn't come out to them yet.

But the second Will reminded him, "You're the Heart," and El was literally on her deathbed, it was over. He gave up.

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

what if the first time steve and eddie actually meet is when steve picks up dustin, mike, and lucas from hellfire a month or so into their freshman year.

and when steve starts dicking around and roughhousing with dustin a bit.. thats when eddie sees him

him.

steve harrington.

king steve harrington.

king steve harrington, jock extraordinaire fucking with his new (pretty brittle, he got told off for the same thing at the beginning of the year by mike and lucas) sheepie

Eddie’s at the car in next to no time at all, tears steve off henderson, and punches him square in the face

edit: full thing here

[carmenilla]

what’s gonna happen in s5 if byler isn’t canon:

mike: why’d you lie about the painting

will: im in love with you

mike: oh. well i accept you but i dont love u back

will: i know

mike: thanks for saving me and el’s relationship tho ur a real good bestie

[udkmehahaha]

"byler cant happen because they cant create a new relationship in 1 season!" oh well thats unfortunate because byler has been built up since the first season.

[teambyler]

Anti-Bylers: “There’s no time for Mike to find out he's gay, come out, and have a romance with Will in the final season”

Also anti-Bylers: “Mike will gently reject him and mend things with Eleven after they both realize that his love confession was based on a lie. Then Will will get over his life-long love for Mike and fall in love with a brand-new boy the audience hasn't met yet who the writers will make a fan favorite so that Will can have a happy ending”

-teambyler

[taeiris]

okeokeoke mike wheeler who is NOT paying attention to whatever lalalalalala will byers is saying because he’s too lost in his gaze

[sinclairstarz]

“mike is so dumbb lol rocks for brains nothing going up there stupid silly gay boy!!!” SHHHUTT UPPP OMG DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW… THE WHOLE POINT IS THE WHOLE PARTY IS SMART!!! THEYRE ALL LITTLE SCIENCE NERDS!!!!!! MIKE HAS BEEN SO SMART FROM THE BEGINNING HE WAS FIGURING SHIT OUT!!!!! HE A LIL CONFUSED EMOTIONALLY OK BUT HE IS SO SMART!!!

bring back nerd mike s5

[martukyymm]

And remember "El's not stupid"

[thatkeira9000]

how every byler fight goes:

Will: this thing you did hurt my feelings.

Mike: well aleast I'm not gay!

Will: *starts crying and runs away*

Mike: *chasing after him* I'm sorry pookie wookie bear!

[hothammies]

happy valentine's day to the two most oblivious losers in the world

[astrobei]

in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

[souverian-are-we]

fuck it *muppetizes them*

[ineffablelvrs]

[fluffyfangirl]

Comfy.

[mikeslawyer]

and if i say mike saw past will’s use of el’s name during the painting reveal in the van & only lost all hope, thinking he was wrong, when will pushed him to profess his love to el later? then what?

[seigneurambigu]

Anyway I’ve drawn something a bit random

Byler as muppets ??? I was inspired by an advertisement on pinterest while searching byler pics lmao