#mike and dave need wedding dates

[143bc]

My middle name is dangerous!

[dudja]

Classic Zac and Adam #memes #comedy #mikeanddaveneedweddingdates #movie #movies #funny #working

[becabeale143]

Ahhhh🌹🔥

[atravesdetupantalla]

5 películas para ver si eres fan de Anna Kendrick.

Table 19 (2017). 📺 Apple TV, Prime Video, Rakuten TV.

Noelle (2019). 📺 Disney+.

A Simple Favor (2018). 📺 Prime Video, Rakuten TV.

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016).  📺 Disney +.

Mr. Right (2015).  📺 Prime Video.

[natashascumslut]

i just watched ‘Ingrid goes west’ because my friend was talking about it…….. what the fuck. I also watched ‘Mike and Dave need wedding dates’ what the fuck. Also one episode of some random netflix show with aubrey in it (yes i’ve just watched things that aubrey is in tonight) WHAT THE FUCK. the writing of ingrid is so good but… who? what? why? and also mike and dave gave me so much second hand embarrassment

[hotandfunnywomen]

Anna Kendrick Explains Corporate Bailouts

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Zac Efron And Anna Kendrick In The Movie Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates

[nysocboy]

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: Not enough biceps, bulges, or plot

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) gets a 36% on Rotten Tomatoes. A reviewer says that "It's definitely a movie to watch when you don't want to think too much." 

 I always want to think while watching a movie; structural analysis is the fun part. But it stars Adam Devine, whose jaw-dropping gorgeosity makes almost anything watchable, and his bromantic partner Zac Efron, who is also sort of cute, so here goes.

Scene 1:  Mike (Adam) is trying to sell his brand of tequila to a bar owner, using Dave (Zac) as a plant.  Except the bartender knows him -- they hang out! And the guys try this every couple of weeks.  He buys the tequila anyway.  The guys hug.  Zac is established as heterosexual in Minute 1.

Scene 2: Montage of the guys frolicking at parties -- trampoline, fireworks, kissing girls.. Beefcake shots of both. . Cut to them returning to their apartment to find two heterosexual couples -- Mom and Dad!  I'm guessing Mom and Dad got divorced and married other people, so there are four parents. 

They complan that the guys keep going to parties stag, htting on girls, and ruining things.  Wait -- in the montage, everyone was having fun. Nothing was ruined.  Mom and Dad are being unreasonable.

Uh-oh, the montage was an unreliable narrator.  A lot of those parties turned into disasters. So Mom and Dad lay down the law: at the upcoming wedding, they must each bring a date (they specify a girl).  How will that keep the fireworks from destroying a camper, or grandpa from being pushed into his birthday cake?

Oh, and it turns out that the second couple is their sister Jeannie and her fiance Erik (Sam Richardson)

Character development: Mike is aggressive, easily-angered, and a schemer, while Dave is quiet, stable, and has to be talked into the craziness.  Mike saved Dave from bullies when they were in school. Shouldn't Dave be saving Mike?  Zac Efron is about twice as muscular as Adam Devine, and has a bigger dick, and everybody knows that you need a big dick to fight bullies.

The full review, with two nude photos (not of Adam or Zac) is on Righteous Gemstones Beefcake and Boyfriends

[thelikingsofty]

Aubrey Plaza 😩

[rye-views]

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) dir. Jake Szymanski. 7.4/10

I wouldn't recommend this movie to my friends. I wouldn't rewatch this movie.

I enjoyed the Long John's Silver's joke. Wait, Mike's squeal "no" during her sister's massage was gold. The ATV stunt the girls did were so baller. I do think Dave is a great guy.

I can't imagine meeting a guy who is like the same person as me.

[143bc]

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[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Aubrey Plaza!

Happy Birthday Aubrey Plaza!

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Adam Devine and Zac Efron Put the Black in Black Friday in This Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) Review!

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[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Mr. and Mrs. Dude Headcanons: What Went Wrong? (Angst Warning)

The Postal Dude and The Bitch were married for about 7 years, dating for literally 10 months. The Dude met the Bitch at a club around ‘95. They grew up in Scottsdale. Her real name was Shannon [REDACTED].

Dude had been disowned by his step-father and the Bitch was in a rebellious phase. Both were seeking a need for constant validation and ego stroking, which was the catalyst of the toxicity yet to come.

It started off as a coming of age type of relationship. The Bitch was the first person to ever make Postal Dude feel wanted. Like he wasn’t some loser tumbleweeding across the desert. They were pretty much inseparable since day one. They shared their first kiss in a movie theater… and then she gave head in the back row.

Bitch got tattooed Dude’s name on her right boob. Dude had his favorite photo of her in his wallet: the two of them sharing a lighter for their cigarettes.

Their banter was a love language. It also reflected the part of Bitch he felt challenged by: her attitude. He thought he could tame her fiery ways. Her anger was kinda hot. Little would the Dude know it’d come to bite him in the ass down the line.

Dude was introduced to Bitch’s family. They didn’t like him one bit, except for a younger sister who thought he was pretty cute. Because Bitch’s parents were so pushy for their daughter to get married, no one stopped her.

The wedding was a church mass followed by a really fun reception! It seemed like the future was bright. Champ even got a slice of wedding cake.

The Bitch would get into a fight with her parents that left them on low contact. The “honeymoon” was a roadtrip to a music festival Uncle Dave hooked them up with. Life was sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll, baby!

The first year was the happiest year of their marriage. Both were too blinded by their shallow infatuation for each other to see that there was zero stability and depth in their foundation. They were two young people who rushed quickly into things. Peace didn’t bring them together. It was a drug for constant adrenaline that did. Marriage was the test that failed their relationship. Everyone’s the asshole in this situation.

Dude slacked way more once they tied the knot. Reality had set in that keeping a job was very hard with a criminal record. His lack of work ethic thus killed the bedroom for good. Or was it his erectile dysfunction?

The Bitch was no better herself. Her once playful teasing changed to harsh degradation. She would eat her feelings and did next to nothing in return, despite expecting Dude to “pick up after himself.” Nothing got cleaned, cooked or cared for. She didn’t get a job either because she was already working full-time to drive this man up a wall.

On a good day, they tolerate each other like roommates. But on a bad day? Expect broken plates and public disturbance to the neighborhood.

Their song was The Way by Fastball. Dude can’t listen to it anymore without thinking of her, so he hates it now.

After the nuke hit Paradise, she managed to get their marriage annulled by the church without telling him. This explains how she was able to attempt marrying her side piece: Jewish Mad Cow Demon Mike Jaret.

Dude doesn’t handle his tougher feelings well. He could acknowledge that the woman he loved never existed, but that’s too much to swallow. All that matters is he finally has peace and quiet. Just him, his dog and the trailer. Thank God!