#mihawks facial hair ?? nope !

[tetzoro]

why do i only like blorbos with impossible hair

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The Marine's Mistake:

(after the identity is revealed)

Mihawk: you haven't said anything. Something on your mind?

Marine reader, remembering the standardized intelligence test all marines have to take and wondering if it's possible to cheat by accident: nope.

Marine reader: I think the beard suits you

Mihawk: (in a sexy little drawl) is that so? 😏

Marine reader, blacking out: I think carpet burn suits me

Other marines: ...you doing alright there?

Marine reader: (has been staring blankfaced at a Mihawk wanted poster for the last 5 minutes)

Marine reader: if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a cliff to throw myself off of

Alternatively, if the Marine is not embarrassed (as you hinted at), and instead retains the flirty nature:

Mihawk let's his beard come back in full before shaving it into its signature style

Marine reader: oh good, you polished my seat.

Also, their relationship may be nowhere near this yet but I do feel like Mihawk is the type of guy to absolutely love his S/O shaving his face. The domesticity of it, the act of trusting his lover with a blade so near his throat (not that anyone could harm him in their position but he put them there willingly), watching their concentrated face up close. And the fact that they're wielding a blade with skill and precision? Hot.

Two in one night?! Snail, you spoil me!

I am yet to draw out a part 2, but we know she's initially a confident and doting lady. I can see her looking at a "bounty cancelled" poster of Mihawk, narrowing her eyes and putting her palm over his drawn lips and freaking out ---- or better yet, another of her peers does it for her!! 💀

Screaming at the cliff comment!!!

The confidence in the facial hair coming back is definitely something I would adore whittling. And the shaving??? With a sharpened, expertly brandished straight-razor? Yes miss gurl, absolutely.

As always, you are a blessing and I love hearing from you 🖤🖤🖤

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 2 - Side B

Propaganda below ⬇️

Dracule Mihawk

Okay so he wears a cross necklace and his sword looks like he has a cross on his back. Like yeah hes a gothy bitch but got that Catholic vibes trust me also got that catholic vampire 18th century facial hair

his weapon is a giant bedazzled cross sword and if he held up his arms he’d look like he was being crucified on it. he’s spanish *and* dracula coded. puss in boots has been accepted and this is his human counterpart.

he keeps sipping red wine, what’s that if not the blood of christ?? also his hobby is gardening and he adopted two orphans. catholic mom.

a vote for mihawk is a vote for all of the forgotten one piece characters

Kristen

Once known as a Chosen of Helio, Kristen lost faith, found out she was gay, escaped the abusive church, and helps a lonely abused goddess return from the dead and continue the goddess of mystery. She also ends up creating her own god in the middle there, but decides it's kind of super annoying and eventually nopes out.

Kristen might be skirting a couple lines here so I'll provide my reasoning for why I think she might belong in the competition but feel free to choose as you wish. Kristen used to follow Helio, and her entire relationship with religion and Helio is meant to show a story of a queer teen leaving an abusive Christian church (I'm not sure if it's specifically Catholic or not, I'm Jewish and don't really understand the differences very well). Throughout the story Kristen meets Helio, finds out how much of a dick he is, finds out how terrible the Church has been and becomes more aware of how her family and the Church are racist/homophobic/abusive/etc., learns more about the world and breaks her ties with the Church, and then goes to find her own faith and a god worth worshipping.

girl is miserable for so much of the first season. girl is battling the brain demons. girl is battling the actual demons. and the actual angels. and the football coach who she knows from church. girl has brothers named bucky bricker and cork. girl invents a new god and cannot get people to convert to her faith apart from a singular dude named craig because she is so visibly annoyed by her own god. girl is gay and has a werewolf girlfriend. girl is so kinky. girl has a dexterity score of 4. not modifier. score. i'm kissing girl on the mouth i love her a lot.

She was a chosen prophet of Helio but oops she’s a very lesbian and so she has to battle with her faith hating gay people as she realizes she is gay people. Early on dies and goes to heaven and discovers Helio is a frat bro and doesn’t really vibe with that. Eventually dies again and fights past angels to get to Helios office and finds her old principal (who died to resurrect her the first time she died, it’s a long story, watch dimension 20, shits wild). And so he makes a deal to help her if she helps him break out of heaven. And also while she’s in heaven she makes a new god whole cloth out of her current beliefs. (She later finds that god annoying because it’s the embodiment of “YES! WOW! YOU CAN DO IT!!” The god turns from YES! Into Yes? In her changing faith. She later resurrects an old god of dreams who was corrupted). But yeah so she has religious trauma out the wazoo. She went to church camp that was actually a front for a cult within the Helioic faith. Idk if it’s Catholicism exactly cause I’m not catholic but it’s clearly parallel so some real world Christ based religion.

At one point they drop 10 stories because they thought they could use their ribbon to fly. They couldn’t.

her entire arc over fantasy high's first season is realizing she was gay and also that her church and the people in it were basically a cult which like SAMESIES and she does end up going to heaven after dying by slipping on corn and getting incredibly disappointed by the jesus equivalent of her universe (his name is helio and he is a frat boy) and after she's resurrected she makes her own god (not very catholic sorry) and preaches about it (pretty catholic of her tbh.) aside from the religious trauma some other kristen fun facts and highlights are that she once ribbon danced down the center of a spiral staircase and lived, she carried a bible around for a good chunk of her freshman year of high school, and her last name isn't a reference to anything because applebees does not exist in the world of fantasy high.

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