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Hi!! Really like your writing could we possibly get a drabble or something like that of Middle Schooler Yuu?
Hell-Raising Gremlin: A Middle Schooler
Synopsis: Yuu is a cringy middle schooler that curses a lot and insults people
Cw: Cringe writing. Yuu is 12 and Gn. Cursing. They call Riddle stupid and tell Azul he's gay. No romance ofc. Not proofread
“What the fuck?” Was one of the first things that came out of your mouth when you kicked off the door to your coffin. A crowd of eerily robed people turned to stare at you as if you were the weird one for wearing normal clothes. Each person had matching eyeliner and wait, does that person have horns… and a tail? What sort of fucked up LARP furry cult were you kidnapped into?
“Honestly…” Another voice rang out “Coming through the door of your own accord is virtually unheard of, why are you in such a rush?” A bird masked individual said as he approached you, two glowing yellow orbs peaking through the mask, each part of his person accessorized to fit a perfect aesthetic. Okay, thats a pretty cool costume you’ll admit, but it still doesn't change that you are obviously in the wrong place.
"Um… probably because some strange carriage literally kidnapped me and forced me into a coffin and then I woke up here? I don't think I'm in the right place."
"Hmm I don't think you are entirely lucid yet… a side effect of the teleportation magic perhaps…" the man wondered out loud.
"Can you break character for a second and tell me where the hell I am, dude?" You glared at him and a few of the weird adults around you laugh. You keep a brave face despite the fear building up.
"You are at Night Raven College, a prestigious magician training school in Twisted Wonderland." The masked man states bluntly and confidently like that explains everything.
"Didn't I just say to break character? I'm not playing DND here or anything, I need to get home, I'm not supposed to be here in this weird cult thing… I need to get home!" a few more laughs reverberated in the crowd.
"I'm being serious, this is a school for magicians"
"Right well… I don't have magic. How's that?" You give a smug smirk. "So please send me home?"
The man just gives an infuriating blank expression. "Why, you are here because the black carriage recognized you as a powerful mage! You should be quite proud of that given how young to appear to be! Please stand by and the mirror will sort you into your dorm shortly!"
"I was kidnapped first of all, and I don't even have that weird robe thing! Look dude, you got the wrong person! I'll go up to that mirror right now and show you!" You assume this "magic' mirror was just some computer check in thing. Hopefully when you give your name it'll prove you aren't on the list of whatever the fuck this is.
"My, so hasty… such is the youth I suppose. Fine then, go up to the mirror."
You must give props to this actor for staying in character the full time, but now wasn't the time. As you approach the mirror you hear whispers, and you see 5 individuals and a floating tablet standing by it, looking as superior as they could. Some glared at you, others looked intrigued.
The mirror spoke, "State thy name."
"Yuu…"
"You're soul is… invalid… I cannot read it. Therefore I sort you in no dorm."
The crowd murmurs amongst themselves as the masked person looks genuinely surprised. "Well then. I must apologize, there must be some mistake." You exhale in relief. Finally he gets it. "Mirror, send this person home!" No response. Why was he asking the mirror?
"Ahem… Mirror take this person—"
"I cannot."
"... huh…" You frown
"This child's home is nowhere. They do not exist here. They are from another dimension. Therefore, they cannot be sent home."
The crowd's murmurs get louder. You still don't believe in this whole weird magic school act thing. "Are you fucking kidding me, did I seriously get isekaied by a horse drawn carriage?"
At that you see the floating tablet mute themselves. Before you could even turn around and ask for the masked man to get a real person to send you home, a strange creature runs in front of you. You stared at it in complete shock.
"Mrahaha! If they can't join this school, then there's room for me!" The weird cat thing talks. Flames came out its ears and its tail was forked. What the fuck, what the fuck. How is this cat on fire and talking?
The crowd laughed at the cat's words. "Oh yeah?! I'll show you!" The creature yells out. You didn't think much of it until you saw blue plumes of flames come from its mouth and aim directly into the crowd. The crowd yells and pushes each other around. You could feel the heat.
This couldn't be some high tech animatronic could it? You gawk as banners catch flames and you see some of the mages in the crowd casting water spells to put themselves out. Is this really another world…? No way… no way. You have to get hit by a truck for that! This just has to be a very weird fever dream...
Another blast of flames is fired across from you, growing bigger and bigger, threatening to engulf everything in the room. One person from before lets out an annoyed sigh and you see him turn to approach the flame.
Without thinking you immediately run over to pull him back catching him by surprise and making him stumble. "Dude, what are you doing?!" The doll faced young man looks over at you in shock, before his race reddens.
"How DARE YOU try to—"
"Riddle enough! They were just trying to help!" Another taller green haired mad says with a clover on his face. "Come with me…" the man says before pulling you back protectively.
You watch as the strange ruby-haired man, Riddle– what a stupid name–, approaches the weird cat. He raises his arm before lowering it. "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" He yelled, and a strange collar appeared around the cat. The flames around the room suddenly die.
"Hey what gives?! What I'll just… huh?! My magic! Its…"
"Sealed away. That collar around your neck does not allow you to use magic." Riddle states. "No cats are allowed are celebrations, your very existence here is a violation." A few robed figures go to grab their cat and toss him out.
"Damn…" you mumbles as you step put from behind the stranger that protected you.
"You there, child." Riddle states, still looking upset. "What you did was dangerous, you should have never stepped in to try to help."
Oh this dudes attitude pissed you off with how condescending he sounded. "Well sorry for trying to fucking make sure you didn't burn yourself. God forbid I didn't know you could do that weird collar thing."
The green haired man paled and the face of Riddle got red. "Excuse me?! You need to learn how to treat your superiors with respect–"
"I respect whoever respects me regardless of age! And you're not superior at all! You throw tantrums like a kid!" You spat back and the crowd seemed to laugh. The green haired man tries to pull you back. "Come on now, Yuu try to be nice…"
"Why would I? He's the one that started it! He can start yelling at people for no good reason but I can't? Hell who the fuck even names their kid Riddle its such a stupid name!"
Riddle was fuming at this point and everyone just seemed to either cringe or watch in rapt excitement. "IT IS NOT! You have not followed a single rule of the entrance ceremony! Those who don't follow the rules should be punished! Especially rude ones like you!"
"Did you not hear the mirror? I'm not from this world! I literally don't know any rules at all! How are you gonna get mad at me for that?! You're the one that keeps yelling for no reason and then getting mad at me for giving back the same energy? And now you're trying to threaten me!"
"Enough!" The red head yells. "Apologize now or it's off with your head!"
"Oh no my magic that I totally have! I'm so scared! Go ahead and do it! You're only punishing me because I'm right! You can't ever comprehend being wrong so you need to make yourself look stronger in every other way because you're a coward and a control freak! I may not have been in this world long, but something tells me in the real world you can't collar everyone that upsets you! You're a coward and a god damn fucking tyrant that feels the need to prove himself superior to a fucking TWELVE year old just because I had the audacity to try and help you! I am twelve and everyone here appears to be an adult yet none of you are actually helping me! I wanna go home!"
"Enough!" The masked man's voice yells out and you huff and look away. "That is enough for both of you." You look over at another man with blueish hair and glasses along with a mole struggling to hold in a laugh. You narrow your eyes. "Oh I just KNOW your bitch ass isn't laughing with your birthing hips and gay little face!" The man's eyes widen and he stares in shock for moment before looking down at himself. The crowd erupts in laughter.
"Yuu!" The masked man reprimands before sighing. "Dorm leaders! Take your students to their new homes! I will deal with this… situation" As everyone left, you glared at Crowley.
"It's about time you fucking listened me, hot topic wannabe ass." Crowley could tell that this child would fit in perfectly here.
#middle schooler yuu#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#twst meme#twst memes#twst crack#crack#twst x reader#trey clover x reader#trey clover
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❌ and 💀 GO!!!!!
❌ -> oc in something they would absolutely never wear
yuu's idea of atrocious is denim on denim. her early 2000s fashion nightmare. she is of the opinion you should pick one piece to be denim and nothing else.
💀 -> OC in goth/emo/scene attire
you can be in someones myspace top 8 though, as a treat
#kits sketchbook#yuulore#ask game#scene yuu is my wish fulfillment i was toooooo scared to be an emo or scene middle schooler but i always admired that crowd 🫶#highschool yuu ive already drawn and she looks astoundingly normal but maybe in another world she was a scene queen...
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Outfit study ft. Nishinoya Yuu
#im fully aware that his actual fashion sense is that of a middle schooler HOWEVER#i think he would slay#haikyuu#hq#my art#fanart#nishinoya yuu#I love him#asahi dressed him#uhhh. checkmate haterz !!!#its my post and i get to draw whatever i want#i am deranged#haikyuu!!
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I feel like Middle Schooler Yuu’s favourite hobby is wrestling outside in the mud with Epel.
Yes.
The reason why Ace and Deuce both have a key to the supply closet is because Middle schooler MC keeps on FUCKING ROUGHHOUSING IN THE MUD AFTER A RAINY DAY
And if Vil EVER catches them they will not be heard from again until further notice.
They personally do it because one, it’s fun, two, Epel is the only one willing to wrestle with them and will get his clothes dirty just because MC was bored, and three, it’s funny to see the look on Crowleys face after they’ve walked into his office that he just cleaned up covered in mud because mc felt like being a little bastard 😈.
#thedivineflowers#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#middle school mc#epel felmier x reader#middle schooler mc#twisted wonderland x child reader#deuce spade x reader#ace trapolla x reader
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I remember you mentioning A court of Thorns and roses in your posts once when talking about malleus character archetype. Have you read acotar series? If so I really want to know what you think about it. Your post is how I found out this series. It's pretty meh 😕 to me but I would really like to read your thoughts on it 😊. Also are non twst related ask allowed? If not I'm truly sorry😥. You can just ignore this ask
Oh god 😅 That was such a long time ago that I can’t even locate the original post where I made that comment…
To summarize what I said then, I had expressed that the way Malleus is presented to us reminds me of the bad boy supernatural love interests in romantasy novels.I believe the online book community colloquially refers to these characters as “Shadow Daddies” and I find that hilarious. To clarify, I do NOT mean to say that Malleus is Yuu’s “canon” love interest or anything like that. When I say that Malleus is “like” a Shadow Daddy, it’s just in the tropes they share. (For example, being overpowered, brooding, and misunderstood as a “bad guy” when, in actuality, he has a heart of gold and is just lonely.)
… I’ve actually seen multiple posts comparing Malleus and Rhysand, if you can believe that 💀
The rest of my response isn’t really TWST related, so I’ll put it under the cut for ya ^^ I tried to keep my thoughts concise and free of spoilers.
But to your question! Yes, I actually have read the first three books of ACOTAR but not the novella (A Court of Frost and Starlight) or the sequel, A Court of Silver Flames. I got into the series because it was highly recommended within its genre, but I came out of it really disappointed. I continued reading hoping that it would get better, but it really did not.
Maas has this really melodramatic and yet simultaneously juvenile way of writing dialogue that does not mesh well with what I’m looking for in a romantasy read. She’ll have characters give exposition or speeches that go on for like 10 pages straight and also have supposedly wise ancient fae cracking potty jokes like a middle schooler trying to impress their friends. It makes the books a lot longer than they have to be. In actuality, the plot involves a lot of running around and having all the right questions answered by conveniently placed chess pieces. I also did not enjoy the vague world building (like several side characters are never given proper names and instead are always referred to by title) and the near-constant mention of mating bonds. What I did like was how Maas wrote action scenes and descriptions (even if they often veer into purple prose). She also comes up with some unique concepts—but the execution of those concepts isn’t great, so the ideas are left sort of shallow and floating there waiting to be fully realized.
Romantasy and fairy tale retellings are some of my favorite things to read, so I was sad that I didn’t think that highly of this beloved series. It’s been a while since I’ve read a book I’ve been able to seriously get immersed in 😔 ACOTAR’s explosive popularity has led to many other authors trying to replicate Maas’s success, which has flooded the market with horni fae books and even similar titles (“A [noun] of [nouns] and [nouns]”). (And as someone who does NOT find Malleus attractive at all, you can imagine I’m not thrilled.) I have really mixed feelings about that… While of course I don’t mind if people enjoy ACOTAR or ACOTAR-adjacent books, I dislike that it makes up the bulk of what is marketed to me. It makes it a lot harder to find something that’s more suited to my tastes.
If anyone seeing this post is interested in trying out ACOTAR, I caution you that it is a “new adult” book, meaning it is intended for older teens (I would recommend 18+, honestly). There is a lot of violence and… explicit intimate scenes… in the series.
#twisted wonderland#twst#Malleus Draconia#Rhysand#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#notes from the writing raven#question#acotar#a court of thorns and roses
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[Twisted Wonderland x Puella Magi Madoka Magica] - What to do when you reload in the wrong universe? - [HEARTSLAYBUL] - PART 2
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Note: For some reason, formatting on tumblr is indeed a pain in the butt. Other than that here's an update
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It’s LUNCHTIME. The time when everyone would fistfight each other for the special meal of the day. Tbh NRC has nice lunches; it’s a freaking buffet, for goodness sake.
The group goes to get lunch, and things seem relatively peaceful. So of course, Grim starts a touch of chaos the moment Homura thinks it’s safe to let him go. Should’ve just kept Grim in a death grip until you got lunch, Homura.
By a touch of chaos, I mean Grim breaks someone’s (an upperclassman) carbonara spaghetti egg. And because NRC students don’t know when to pick their battles, they attempt to start a battle in the cafeteria (an awful decision, really).
Is Homura going to intervene? Am I going to make her intervene?
Yeah but not exactly in the way you’re guessing
She’s going to try, in her own way, to defuse the situation. This means as per tradition she’s going to actually make it escalate because Homura and persuasive speaking are like oil and water. Or maybe even like a grease fire and water.
Homura tries to bring up how stupid it is to, you know, fight with underclassmen over slightly damaged egg carbonara, of all things. An appeal to common sense (and a poke to their egos). Besides, weren’t they going to break the yolk anyways, since they were going to eat it? It’s a small, paltry thing to get so worked up about, in her all too blunt opinion.
This absolutely does not make the situation any better. In fact, it makes it worse, because now the seniors think they’re being condescended by a child.
Ace and Yuu think they have never seen someone so bad at defusing the situation they turn the fire up to eleven. Ace, however, is a shining example of a pot encountering a kettle and not realising it has shared traits. Perhaps this is also foreshadowing for Ace’s later unfortunate choice of language.
Due to plot convenience, these guys have about one brain cell rattling around in an abstract, collective shared mind space. They take one look at this kid and go “Freshman. Small. CAN TAKE ON IN A FIGHT.”
Actually, canon does kind of actively shove it in our faces how extraordinarily eager delinquent-type NRC students are to fight literally anyone. So maybe I am justified in making them try and fistfight a middle schooler.
They try to engage Homura in a fight. Aka they’re doing that thing where someone puffs out their chest and squares up (literally). Homura is trying to back out because:
She’s shown to be rather non-confrontational in canon.
In her experience, ignoring these people often works because they’re at least more bark than bite. (Or rather, Homura has sort of thought that by clamming herself up—metaphorically speaking—things won’t affect her as badly because before things…never really changed no matter how proactive she was (I am referring to both her past as a bullied child over something she had no control over, and her long-term experience with other volatile pubescent girls)
Homura would really like to not get punched in a cafeteria.
One of them attempts to get physical with Homura, who’s darting away as fast as possible. She’s not looking for a fight and would like to not show up to her next class looking like she just got in one.
Yuu is not having it. Deuce is not having it. Grim is not having it because while Homura scares him a little (read: a lot) he’s not gonna let these guys push around his #2 Henchman (henchwoman?). Ace is seemingly vibing in the background but actually, he high-key wants to see the guys get pummeled it’s a case of fire meets fire. Like, he’s a jerk himself but these guys were also jerks (also Homura is a little bit baby to him so it’s completely justified in his honest opinion.
Yuu is putting that swim training to good use by yoinking the offender’s arms and going “DO NOT.” Grim bites one of them. I don’t think he has magic rabies. Deuce wants to clock them but doesn’t because he’s in the public eye, so he just allows Yuu to go to town on them. Ace watches on the sidelines, noting Yuu’s great attachment to the girl with the magical equivalent of an automatic gun. He also thinks it’s hilarious that the mages are being bodied by the new non-magical student—conveniently ignoring the fact that Yuu most definitely never skipped arm, leg, and the rest of his body, day.
Homura is left wondering about the feeling one gets when people are willing to stand up for you. (She’s also left wondering if highschool would ever be as ridiculous as the one she was experiencing right now) Perhaps it’s a completely out-of-place feeling to be felt when watching someone body two people for you, but human emotions are irrational. To her, it’s a warm sort of feeling, even if she thinks she could’ve just dealt with it herself.
Mostly, I think Homura needs a few scenes to be protected, rather than constantly trying to be the strong one.
The fight is resolved, and everyone’s hungry. Yuu has an allowance for food and other necessities here because Crowley would get Mcmurdered Mcssasined in his sleep if the staff knew he basically dumped off a bunch of otherworlders into a large shack and called it a day. That and I ooc-ed him a little into someone that sees these kids/Homura and goes, ok maybe they need a little something, at least.
Just enough so that there are no additional PR problems. Or so he says to himself. Oh, he boasts about it for sure, but it sounds as phoney as always.
Elaborating on this: Crowley often boasts about his kindness/generosity when he’s…definitely not being generous. So I think when he is doing something because he actually cares, then he justifies it weirdly to himself. Of course, this is simply pure imagination, and not strictly in line with his canonically displayed personality.
I call it the “Homura sympathy effect”. When you see this emo little kid you just invite yourself in as her family/friend because it’s actually kind of depressing watching Homura if you observe carefully enough.
They finally buy lunch. Homura gets a plate of omurice. Yuu says it’s because Homura is a growing child. Homura is suddenly violently reminded that, yes, she can actually grow right now.
She does her best to not choke on her food. This means she instead stares blankly at her food as if she’s been confronted with a crisis of unimaginable proportions.
Oh god, Homura thinks, Madoka doesn’t exist. Oh god, she continues to monologue in her head, I can’t access my powers anymore.
(She can’t go back if something goes irreversibly wrong, wrong, wrong—)
The omurice, to her, tastes really good. The egg is fresh and creamy; the rice combined with the demi-glace sauce and the soft vegetables should be normal on her tongue but maybe it’s been years and years, and sometimes she’d find that food tasted like nothing at all.
(Distantly, Homura thinks that Madoka will never be able to eat something like this ever again. Distantly, Homura wonders when the taste of fresh food ever become so foreign to her.)
But I suppose any kind of actually fresh food would taste good if you’ve been sustaining yourself off determination and cup noodles.
Just the bare minimum so you don’t waste magic making up for hunger.
Yuu carefully watches her eat as he does so himself. Ace and Deuce are bickering in the background and Grim is tearing into his own food with gusto. Homura mechanically eats her meal with the precision of a surgeon and the speed of a machine. He hopes that Homura liked the meal. He wonders what Homura would normally eat, all alone by herself.
Yuu gets the feeling that Homura hasn’t really been eating well for quite some time.
And then Cater shows up.
Who is this guy? Homura has zero ideas. The rest of the group has many violent ideas. Oh, they tricked Yuu (and the others) into doing his work for him. Hm. (Down goes a couple of points for Homura’s opinion of Cater. While I’d say Homura does try her best to be not as judgemental as possible because goodness knows how much she herself has received, these are people she’s bonded with on some level, so a little bias (TM) comes into play. Even if Ace can be a jerk, and Grim's basically a bratty kid)
Ever the conversationalist, Homura’s as quiet as a church mouse. But that’s fine, since Cater’s deadlift the majority of the conversation anyways.
Cater is already evaluating the new member of the group aka Homura. He remembers Riddle complaining about certain people breaking school rules during the assembly. He is kind of surprised she's still here though, since knowing the headmaster Homura should've gone home by now. So there must be something…
She’s definitely a little…quieter, and more solemn and serious than he expected a fourteen-year-old to be. Cater definitely remembers his sisters never being like Homura. But it’s probably a personality variation thing. After all, everyone’s different, and Homura's no exception to the individuality of people in general.
Yet her eyes still unsettle him, ever so slightly. He's not sure if the freshmen and the other unsorted student(?) realize it, but Homura's eyes… There’s a hardness in them, and an emptiness that lingers. (He wonders if she was ever forced to grow up too quickly, forced to understand certain hard truths of reality too quickly.)
Although, maybe at least one of them realises it, seeing as Yuu’s practically hovering over her like an oversized mother hen. Well, it’s not really his problem to deal with anyways.
Cater laughs and smiles, acting casual and playing the perfect role of a relaxed upperclassman. He’s pretty sure it does nothing to ease their earlier grudges (which, well, fair enough—most NRC students aren’t really the forgive and forget type anyways)
And just in time for him (Cater’s one-hundred percent sure they’re all starting to get annoyed with him), Trey enters the scene, wielding his nonchalance like a well-sharpened sword. He’s polite, calm and collected—acting as a voice of reason even though he’s just slid to their table knowing full well their…colourful reputations in this school. (She had heart problems, not hearing problems)
Homura’s sorely reminded of Mami with this third-year, and his verbal slip regarding his less-than-stellar opinion of Ramshackle dorm (even if arguably justified) is one that has her also putting her opinion of him on the fence.
Cater brings up getting their numbers
The numbers are incompatible rip Cater (Homura simply didn’t bring up the fact that data roaming wouldn’t even apply in another world—he’d figure it out on his own later anyways. Or hear it from someone else. Whichever comes first.)
It’s not like isekai (aka inter-universal/inter-universal/inter-whatever) services are included in standard sims provided in Japan—no matter how prevalent the isekai genre is
But also I ask you all to imagine Cater looking at Homura’s utter desert of a contact list.
There’s like maybe three tumbleweeds and it’s:
The hospital she lived in for years on end
Her uncle(‘s secretary) — anyone who hasn’t read ANAI aka “As N Approaches Infinity” is missing out also screw Homura’s uncle in that fic he sucks
Mitakihara Middle School’s front desk
Yuu, in comparison, has like a bajillion phone numbers. All with their own little nicknames such as “Core day every day”, “Down bad for pixels”, “(Putting) The L in LGBT”, or “Mission control centre” (That actually refers to his family phone’s number)
Very awkward for Cater, and Yuu, who are either starting to get or are getting more information on how socially disconnected Homura might’ve actually been
Briefly, Cater wonders if Homura was homeschooled
Trey is having ✨flashbacks✨ to Riddle’s own upbringing and wondering if there’s any connection to the few phone numbers and an implication of a lack of friends. He puts that thought out of his mind because he’s not really in any position to pry (and we all know how well the first and last time he tried turned out)
Then Trey starts giving an intro on the dorms like a tutorial menu narrator
Of course, when the obligatory ‘Epel is as pretty as a girl” statement pops up, Ace can no longer call Grim and Deuce morons as NRC is no longer an all-boys school with the inclusion of Homura
Anyways, Lilia shows up(side down)!
Bat Gramps gives everyone a heart attack!! Homura wonders if this is how it feels to be on the other end of a time-stop
When Lilia says that Diasomnia is very hospitable and welcoming, instead of Silver and Sebek being 🗿 they are carefully inspecting (read: Silver is concerned but he looks dead serious. Sebek is less concerned and more “????they haven’t sent the tiny human back home??? Suspiscious.”)
Actually Sebek is both a little confused and a bit like “wow this new human child must be very good to still be here in a uniform”. Unfortunately for him he… looks more like he’s glaring.
Homura is 🗿 tho. She just wants to have a peaceful lunch what on earth is happening
Ofc since Homuhomu is here, canon diverts as in Lilia stays a little longer and flits around Homura like a bat from hell.
“My oh my, it’s you again. How have you been, young one?” (coming from someone who looks no older than 18)
“...I am…fine.” (be easy on her Homura’s doing her best)
Yuu just slides closer to her because who is this weirdo why is everyone in this school so weird maybe that’s what Magic highschool(™) actually does to people
To Homura, Lilia feels…odd. It’s not quite like Madoka (The Law of Cycles now), so young yet so wrapped within aeons of time; a newly born law, yet with a history beyond time. He feels more like Walpurgisnacht. There is an unspoken history behind this highschooler, and he’s just focused on her ring. Lunchtime was turning out to be terrible. Maybe it was a good thing she often skipped lunches at Mitakihara Middle School.
“Oh? Is that…?”
Homura has just given up and pretended she does not see™. If she tries to hide it she’ll draw unwanted attention. If she tries to explain she’ll give it unwanted attention and there was no guarantee her explanation would be credible enough. So she just… Did not see. If the others are interested they’ll watch anyways so it’s better to just pretend to be completely disinterested in the fact that Batman lite is staring at her literal soul—pretend it’s no biggie.
Of course, her body language has completely closed off, and now Yuu’s gently pushing away Lilia.
“Hey, maybe not so close, alright?”
“Of course, forgive me for that—and for disrupting your meal. I do hope we can converse again. ” He looks at Homura, Yuu, and Grim, before adding, “Especially the three of you.” Then he peaces out aka teleports back to his lunch
Of course, Ace still slanders Riddle at lunch like in canon. Even if Yuu frantically made abort motions. Homura just stares at the scene, already knowing how it’s probably going to pan out.
No one likes being talked about behind their back like that. She’d know a lot about how that felt like. After all, that’s what happened to her.
And wuh-oh wouldn’t you know? Riddle’s right behind Ace. Deuce puts Ace out of his misery. Yuu has his head in his hands. Homura quietly sighs and continues eating her lunch. Cater and Trey have stiffer smiles than overmixed egg-white mixtures. As Ace continues to dig his own grave—going past six feet and beyond, Homura takes the chance to observe Heartslaybul’s Housewarden.
Her first impression is that: He’s…not that much taller than her at all (Riddle is 160 cm whilst Homura is about 158 cm). But he looks incredibly prim and proper—definitely the image of what someone expects of a Dorm Leader.
Her second impression is that Riddle is rather strict. And very used to having authority, if the way Cater immediately folds to his words is any indicator of that trait. Perhaps Ace wasn’t completely wrong about his dorm leader being rather unyielding, personality-wise.
However, Ace…isn’t doing himself any favours at all, so Homura also chalks it up to Ace having zero brain-to-mouth filter.
Grim identifies him as the guy who sealed his magic, and Riddle, in turn, identifies them as the students who nearly got expelled + singles out Homura like Why are you still here??? Presumably as a student too if the magestone is any indication. To him, it breaks the rules and sets a bad example.
In fact, Riddle even starts a little speech about how rulebreakers only cause chaos, and shouldn’t be, under any circumstances, tolerated.
Aaand now Riddle’s reminding Homura of Sayaka, in a bad way.
So she goes: There is nowhere for her (and Yuu by extension) to go in Twisted Wonderland. They’re not inhabitants of this world (in case he uh, forgot that like how the story seems to often do that whenever you don’t know Disney/Japanese-inspired tradition #659 like an idiot because you come from planet Earth), therefore NRC kind of does need to bend the rules for them unless they want bad PR (She’s seen enough of what her Uncle used to get up to in the hospital through magazines, social media and the television. He flung around money and time as if there was nothing else to live for but his own hedonism.)
Riddle, of course, at this stage of the story, rejects that notion because he thinks there could be other alternatives. Bro is debating with a 14 year old.
Yuu, as nice and kind as he is, also gives his two cents. As in, “I sure hope you can get Crowley to reconsider then.” He says this with a singular (1) eyebrow raised whilst wiping Homura’s mouth.
Homura is blue-screening for a hot five minutes because wow ok that was ???? Yuu asked, “Is anyone gonna take care of this kid?” and did not wait for a single reply.
Ace tries to get his collar removed even though he shit-talked Riddle in front of his face. Ace has balls bigger than Jupiter I guess. Not that it’s helping him or anything.
Homura also bears witness to Riddle’s ability to memorise rules. Not all 810 of them but he definitely knows his rules if he’s jumping from rule 271 to rule 339. He still reminds her of Sayaka in a bad way though. All too unyielding to others.
Hopefully for him, it won’t be to the very bitter end.
Oh, and she also learns that Trey is vice-housewarden, which… She supposed there probably was an alternative reason as to why Cater and Trey approached them—seeing the way they interacted with Heartslaybul’s Housewarden.
And judging from the loud displays of dismay from surrounding Heartslaybul students, not only is Riddle a strict and unyielding dorm leader, but he also has his dorm students under an iron-clad grip.
Trey tries to do a little damage control after low-key informing everyone of Riddle’s extreme magical prowess (strong enough to become Housewarden before the end of his first week at school). He does so by attempting to soften the blow of Riddle’s actions by basically saying: he’s not a bad guy and everything he does is because he thinks it’s better for the dorm.
Which, to be honest, Homura has heard many variations of that. Hell, she’s basically done outwardly terrible actions in the name of the greater good (for her friends). (Not like it ever worked)
She can get that.
But Riddle still did mildly get on her nerves, even if Homura would never show that in a million years or resets.
Grim, thankfully, raises the question of the ethics of Riddle collaring anyone as he pleases—although it’s less that and more him airing out his own grievances with getting collared and having his magic sealed too.
Both Yuu and Homura are quick to remind Grim that it was kind of his fault for, you know, setting the hall on fire.
Diverging from canon again, this time it’s Ace and Deuce who ask about Unique Magics and thus Riddle’s particular Unique Magic. Now that they re-explain what Riddle could do with his Unique Magic… Homura is sure she’ll have to be careful around him.
She doesn’t want to know what would happen if she gets collared.
Would there be a way to learn how to prevent it from being applied to someone?
Of course, back to the story: Riddle’s loud and clear live demonstration of “Off With Your Head” does him no favours in portraying him as someone wanting the best for his students.
And as we skip past the further dialogue on Grim’s opinion of the Unique Magic’s name (i.e. completely bonkers and terrifying), Cater’s explanation of why exactly it feels so terrible to have a collar (mostly for Yuu’s benefit), and Trey attempting to downplay it by going “As long as you follow the rules, you’ll be fine. Riddle isn’t that scary.”
We stop at Ace asking if he legitimately can’t be let into the dorm if he doesn’t get a replacement tart for the one he ate.
He can’t. In addition to that, it’s also an established rule. Homura thinks that’s kind of a stupid rule. Yuu outright says that it’s kind of a weirdly harsh rule. I mean, replacing what you unfairly took is important, but taking away your room whilst you haven’t…didn’t sound like the best rule.
Ace would like to add that it is, in fact, a really harsh rule—since he’s the one getting collared and being left without a place to sleep in (something that could’ve happened if Ramshackle wasn’t inhabited by Yuu, Homura and Grim, who tidied up some part because they are on another level of homeless)
Trey and Cater… definitely realise this, but currently at this part of Heartslaybul’s book, they don’t actually have the power to tell this to Riddle and not expect to be reprimanded or worse. So they just awkwardly laugh. Cater just tries to transition to telling Ace that Riddle usually looks forward to the tarts, and they’re hand-made by Trey—Ace just needs to replace the tart he ate with another one and things will be fine after that.
Homura…isn’t sure about that, but if it’s all about following the rules then the logic seems sound? But if not then… Ah well, she’ll see what happens then and take action from there.
A little segment of Trey hand-made the tarts??? Those really good-looking really tasty-looking tarts??? (Ace’s words)
Yeah he’s from a baker's family lmao (Just for you guys who can’t read my mind: this is Cater)
“Aren’t tarts like that extremely expensive?” That is true Deuce. “Ace, why don’t you try doing it by hand? It’ll be cheaper that way, although I’m not sure about the quality,” says Yuu. Wow Yuu, lots of confidence in Ace there.
But Yuu is correct. Ace can’t bake.
Well, perhaps Trey could help? He is the vice-housewarden. And the one who baked the tarts—so he’s well acquainted with Riddle’s tastes. That’s what Homura adds to the brewing discussion.
At that moment, Kalim and Jamil FINALLY ARRIVE ON THE SCENE… While the Heartslabyul dudes start talking about making a tart from scratch.
Kalim’s like “Oh hey Homura!!! :D” He did say he’d find her and he did!!! Kalim’s so happy to spend the rest of his lunchtime with his new friend.
Jamil helped a lot. And by a lot, I meant he went through statistical analysis inside his head that culminated into nothing because Kalim rolled a nat20 on luck and perception.
Oh who are these people? Well, Homura introduces them as “My upperclassmen: Al-Asim— (Oops nearly used Last name–First name format) Kalim Al-Asim, and Jamil Viper.” With her soft, serious tone, it sounds less like she’s introducing potential new friends she made and more like management introduced new colleagues. Having around five (5), and quite possibly fewer, friends + her entire background makes this very much a work in progress.
She’s picked up on the fact that Twisted Wonderland uses the ‘First name–Last name” format instead of ‘Last name–First name’ like Japan. Although, Homura did noticeably stumble. But hey, she caught herself in time.
Yuu confidently says, with his whole chest out (figuratively), “Izumi Yuu, nice to meet you.”
I finally thought of a last name for Yuu, so he’ll be known as “Izumi Yuu/Yuu Izumi” from now on. I figured that if I’m also going to build Yuu as a character by adding information here and there about him, then he might as well get a last name.
Ace: “Wait your name was Izumi this whole time?”
Yuu: “Oh no that’s my surname. I’m Japanese.” (Which sadly explained nothing)
Ace & Co: “???”
Yuu: “Ah. Right. Forgot about that.”
Homura: “From where we came from, it was common to introduce ourselves using our last names first, instead of our first names.”
Kalim’s actually wondering what they were discussing earlier. They were discussing Trey helping Ace bake a replacement tart for the one he ate.
Trey can bake? Jamil’s also good at that!! Jamil corrects that he’s only mediocre at pastries/baked goods like the ones Trey makes (Which are more “Western” in design)
Trey would like to see how good Jamil is at baking. His glasses glint as his fingers lightly grip one of the sides again. In fact, speaking of baking, he could help Ace with the baking. But he’ll need something in return.
No one does anything for free in NRC, after all— No it’s not cash Ace.
Trey wants chestnuts. Two hundred to three hundred of them. Boiled, shelled, and pureed. Riddle wants a chestnut tart so… Kalim thinks that sounds fun! Jamil is quick to tell Kalim that, no
Kalim, you have a meeting later Kalim you can’t go.
Maybe next time Kalim
Ace, Deuce and Grim are out though no labour for them no siree
Homura calmly sips on her tea and states that Ace doesn’t have much of a choice.
You’re right, Homura, but you could’ve said that a bit nicer lmao
Now Ace has to confront his unwanted reality aka he needs to go get two to three hundred chestnuts and prepare them for baking.
And then Cater and Trey team up to make them want to bake. The killing blow is being able to eat a tart after baking them. Hook, line, and sinker; just like that, they’re in.
Yuu’s in for it—He’ll make sure Grim doesn’t act out. Also, tart.
Homura…would like to study more ways to leave Twisted Wonderland. But then Yuu looked at her like he fully wanted her to join and ok she caved.
Mostly everyone is discussing chestnuts now. Where to get them? botanical garden? Alright. And Trey’s baking skills. And tarts. Mostly tarts.
Oh and Kalim’s plans to have Homura over for a mini-party aka eat Jamil’s food. Everyone in this group right now is also very much invited because the more the merrier!!!
But why does he want to throw a mini-party for Homura? Because one she helped him and two she’s baby. He does not say this outright but he basically implies she has a kicked wet puppy aura mixed with her serious aura and that’s no good for someone who helped him out :(
It’s a mini-party because Kalim mostly just wants to get to know potential new friends this time. He can throw a spontaneous dorm-wide party next time!
Kalim decides to walk Homura to class again, because why not? She’s a new student and Kalim likes her—which means a potential new friend in his books! (And Jamil remembered her schedule + their classes aren’t too far away so Jamil’s fine with it) This time though, Yuu, Grim, and the rest of the Heartslaybul boys (minus Riddle) decide to tag along. It’s probably more entertaining than a normal day if they follow, especially for Trey and Cater.
Jamil just wants a (Twisted Wonderland) Ibuprofen.
#man I hate tumblr post creator my beloathed#what to do when you reload in the wrong universe?#my writing#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica#akemi homura#homura akemi#twisted wonderland#fanfiction#crossover#headcanon#au#my ideas#ace trappola#deuce spade#cater diamond#trey clover#kalim al asim#jamil viper#twst yuu#twst grim#alternate universe#crack#crack treated seriously#hi im back from the dead aka exams and tumblr has decided to punish me for being out of commission for so long
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FINALLY MY TRUE YUUSONA !!! (Only sketch for now until I get my stuff together)
after 3-4 years I finally make one that mirrors me !!! (Pushes the 5 Yuusonas I made in the past four years into a closet)
!!!!!!
Meet DJ-Yuu !!!! Not her real name obviously but you only get one shot at a new life so why not make the most of it and make a silly name :p
More info on her bellow if anyone interested
Dj-Yuu is 17. She is 173cm tall (about 5’6.9)
Her homeland in earth is Palestine and Puerto Rico. She’s not half half, more of 3/4 Palestinian and 1/4 Puerto Rican. She knows a little Spanish but is well known with Arabic since that’s her mothers tongue (Spanish was her fathers language)
Birthday June 1st
When she got transported to twst she was on her way to her general Chem lecture class in college. She was walking from the college library to her class when she got…well…sent to nrc from the carriage.
Wait how is she taking college classes while 17? Well in the US they let high schoolers (sometimes middle schoolers) take college classes for free while still taking highschool classes. It’s a real juggling struggle between hs and college but dj-Yuu managed. She started taking college classes when she was 15 so for two almost three years, she got all the credits she needed and was going to graduate with her associates degree! One semester left of college then wohooo!!! Graduating with a degree before graduating from highschool!!
And yay!! One last year of highschool. Senior time and privileges let’s gooo!!! Finally Jean fridays and senior parking!!
But aw shucks. Twst world here she goes.
When she realized she has to redo all these classes again and has to be a freshman all over again she was like “aw shucks. Bruhhhh”
Then she just accepted fate cause at least she gets a redo over and this time she can put more effort in maintaining her gpa as a 4.0
She does have a bad habit of bawling her eyes out when confronted but that usually happens if she gets confronted after weeks of bottling up her feelings and problems.
Sometimes she even lashes out with lots of attitude at the wrong person/level she didn’t need to be at.
She feels guilty and apologizes while giving a homemade a gift for forgiveness.
Dj-Yuu also has bad attachment issues. The first night at ramshackle she cried because she realized she can’t live independently and that she misses her parents.
She’s just a mama and babas girl 🥲👍
Missing her parents and siblings and some family members.
She almost cried in heartslyabul (the part when Trey was showing off his unique magic) she asked if it would work with wanting foods tasting like someone’s cooking. She was going to cry while asking the question but held it in. He it caught off guard by that question but when he hit her with “pardon?” She says nevermind and chocked back her tears cause it was foolish of her to ask.
She had some moments here and there where she almost cried but held it in.
She kept it so the only one who saw and heard her cry was Grim and the ghosts of Ramshackle from her first night after the ceremony.
But then this changed when she cried infront of Kalim and Jamil at scarabia chapter. Her tasting Jamils cooking tasted similar almost replica of her mothers cookie. The fact that it was a middle eastern food made it worse for her trying to hold her emotions back. The reason is because
Jamils cooking = land of hot sands food = middle eastern food = homeland/country food = mamas cooking = miss mama and home country.
So she started crying (didn’t make much noises but she kept stuffing her mouth ) trying to feel better and finish the food quickly so she can excuse herself to the restroom.
When Jamil and Kalim told her she can eat more, they knew she felt really homesick especially when it was winterbreak and she saw everyone going home to their families.
After that day and jamils overblot, they told her that she can visit them and eat their food whenever she wants.
That’s why I’m pomefiore chapter, when Jamil made knefa, she was so excited to eat it but when Vil took it away she got so sad but Jamil reassured her. Telling her that he can give her some the next day during lunch.
DEPRESSING STUFF ASIDE AKDNDKDNDJD
She carries around a skeleton hand with her. As a Muslima, she can’t touch boys or men with Grim and the ghosts and school nurse being an exception. But being in nrc, an all boys school has her in a “bruh, even shaytan is confused” mood (guys I’m joking to hit me for this comment 🙏)So she uses the skeleton hand to sometimes hit Ace or Deuce playfully or if they wanted to lead her somewhere, they can use that as a pretend of her hand.
(help she found the hand in one of the ramshackle rooms is it real? Maybe)
She also sometimes ties a cloth around her wrist and one of the twst boys wrist incase she doesn’t have her skeletons hand with her. (If they wanted to lead her somewhere or something. Idk. She finds a way to not touch them on accident. Can’t anger Allah :(
That’s why during the Vdc camping she was like “wtf Crowley????” 💀 but powered through with it. The ghost of ramshackle and grim were guards when she needed to shower or change etc 😤
Whenever she wants to hand something to someone, she always holds the item by the edge to prevent touching their hands on accident. Or if the time is small, she would drop it into their hands. (I can draw this if anyone is confused about it^^ I tend to do this a lot too at my school when I can’t hand it to a girl to hand to the boy who the thing is supposed to go to ) :p
I think that’s all skdnsjdnsjd when I do her red properly I’ll reblog this post with it :D
Feel free to send an inbox for an questions or clarifactions!!! (Plsssss my inbox is collecting cobwebs rn)
#djchik notes#doodles#djchik doodles#djchik sona#dj#dj-Yuu#yuusona#twst yuu#twst sona#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland yuu#typing on mobile is so annoying and slow
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Seiai: The Japanese alphabet is a pain to work around if it isn't your first language...
Is Seiai a boarding school? Feels like it should be, and that means early dorm shenanigans.
Takeyama Yuu as a homeroom teacher is such a bold choice that I am 100% down for, especially if we acknowledge how awkward it must be for her to run into Midoriya again (she was a player in the Sludge Villain incident, after all). Who knows, maybe after seeing a middle schooler do more to help than her (a new hero) and several seasoned pros lead to her reevaluating herself, and so she decided to become a teacher...
I only noticed because I'd alphabetized my own list, and the previous list showed me that I'd also gotten some wrong lmao
I've seen no evidence either way but I've always kind of assumed that it's a boarding school. So yeah, lots of dorm shenanigans and plenty of time for the class to hang out together.
Not just the Sludge Villain incident, but also the UA scandal. (She also might want a second source of income considering how damaging her Quirk can be and the difficulties of paying for those damages.) And that also means if the Sludge Villain Incident was part of why she took up teaching, seeing Midoriya again would certainly get a reaction. And it would be funny for her to look at Kumiko and be like "Did I misremember???? Was she always a girl???"
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I bet Crowley would be someone who will try to distant the boys from Yuu in the Papa Crowley AU.Speaking of, it would be laughable for Ace to ask Yuu for special treatments only for her to report it to Crowley for punishment.
Especially if this is a Miss Yuu, he's suddenly become even more concerned about Yuu being the only girl on campus. Because before hand, Yuu was a little kid, she went to school in town, did her activities with school and friends, then came home. She didn't interact with students all that much, and if she did they were palymates that humored her like they would a little sibling. But ever since Yuu hit 15/16, it dawned on him that that will no longer be the case. Yuu is their peer now, all the new students are not going to remember the awkward middle schooler from a couple years ago and now the fear is real.
He hears about Ace seeing if she can get him special treatment and now Crowley is jumping to all the conclusions that there is some ulterior motive going on to get close to her. When she's not in class, Crowley will find errands for her to run or jobs in the main office so he can keep an eye out and keep her busy where he can butt in if need be.
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The concept of Curetiel is so funny cause the whole dorm is based off the precure but over 70 of them are actually just dumbass middle schoolers
Also how would they react to our Yuu’s lol like they are apart of the great mighty precure they should look up to them but at the end of the day there just dumb teens as well
technically they're only based off of the original two (black and white) but yeah they'd still be awestruck
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Tsurune: Irodori no Issha Episode 5: A Woman’s Heart is Difficult to Understand?
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I was too busy last week to translate this so here
Tsurune translation masterpost here
Nanao: Let’s see, we bought steak, we bought garlic. Oh, the butter?
Kaito: I bought it. For rice, frying it in butter rather than cooking oil makes it taste better by far.
Nanao: Is it? You’re so fired up since it’s been a long time since you were in charge of dinner
Kaito: It’s also been a while since I went to the shopping mall.
Kaito: Hmm? Hey.
Nanao: Oh, it’s really Ryouhei.
Kaito: He’s looking at some sparkly and stylish items?
Nanao: ......Hmm? No way!
Kaito: Hey, Ryouhei
Nanao: Ah, Kacchan!
Ryouhei: Huh? It’s Kaito and Nanao! Are you two shopping together?
Kaito: Yeah. We’re buying stuff for a dinner party. Are you buying scented candles?
Ryouhei: No, it’s not for me. I’m picking a present
Kaito: For who?
Nanao: It doesn’t matter who it’s for! Right, Ryouhei?
Ryouhei: My sister’s birthday’s coming up
Kaito: Sister
Nanao: Oh, so it was for your sister~
Kaito: What were you saying before!?
Ryouhei: I give her one every year, so I’m all out of ideas. I’m having trouble
Nanao: I get that~
Kaito: You give your sister a birthday present every year...!?
Ryouhei: Oh, that’s right. You guys also have sisters. Can you tell me what birthday presents you give them? I want suggestions!
Nanao: Okay.
Nanao: My sister is in her second year of middle school. It seems that she wants stuff that looks good on social media. So I give her accessories and stuff like that. Cheap ones, though.
Kaito: For a middle schooler, she’s way too mature for her age...
Ryouhei: Accessories, huh.
Ryouhei: I don’t think my sister wears those too often.
Nanao: So our sisters are divided into the “wears accessories” and “don’t wear accessories” factions, huh~
Ryouhei: What about you, Kaito? You have two older sisters, don’t you?
Nanao: The oldest, Yuu-neechan, is 19, and the second oldest, Minami-neechan, is 17
Ryouhei: My sister is also close to their age. Tell me what you gave them before !
Nanao: Tell him, Kacchan
Kaito: ......I forgot.
Ryouhei: What? Even though it’s two times a year?
Kaito: Um, well, is remembering your sister’s birthday even a thing in the first place?
Kaito: Do you just live your life everyday, and then you suddenly think, “Oh, it’s almost my sister’s birthday. What should I give her?”
Ryouhei: Yeah.
Nanao: Yep.
Kaito: No!
Ryouhei: Eh~???
Nanao: Hey, Ryouhei. I’ll add onto Kacchan’s lacking answer.
Ryouhei: Mmm?
Nanao: Ryouhei, you love your sister, don’t you?
Ryouhei: Yeah, of course
Nanao: Then, your sister's love for you is double yours.
Nanao: No, she loves you three times as much.
Ryouhei: Is it like that?
Nanao: Yep
Nanao: So, in the Onogi family, there’s the big sister, big sister, and Kacchan.
Nanao: Kacchan’s the youngest and the only boy
Ryouhei: Right
Nanao: That’s why if Kacchan decides to give his sisters birthday presents...
Kaito: The woman at our place will just make a huge fuss over it, including my mom
Ryouhei: Doesn’t that mean they’re happy?
Kaito: Being happy isn’t a calm reaction. It’s like tossing a lump of meat into a pride of lions
Nanao: I think it was the year before last~ When Kacchan gave Yuu-neechan hand cream, she told all our relatives, “Kaa-kun gave this to me,” and passed it around for them to put it on
Kaito: Don’t make me remember that...
Nanao: For Minami-neechan’s birthday, you gave her dumbbells, she got angry at you and said, “Are you saying that I’m fat?” We had a hard time calming her down~~
Kaito: She keeps saying she got fat everyday, so I gave her dumbbells, so why did she have to get mad at me?
Nanao: Your sister’s still a girl, you know? Diet-related goods as a gift to girls are very risky, you know?
Kaito: Hah? Stop talking like you know everything. That part of you is problematic.
Nanao: Kacchan, you can’t straightforwardly accept the love from everyone, so I think you’re the one with problems here~
Kaito: Ah? You wanna go?
Ryouhei: Hey, don’t fight! How about this, then?
Ryouhei: I’ll buy an accessory, hand cream, and dumbbells, and I’ll have my sister choose her favorite from them!
Kaito and Nanao: You love her way too much!?
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If middle schooler Yuu and Floyd were left in a room together what would happen
One of them comes out crying and it's not yuu
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Tsurune Audio Drama: A Shot of Color 5 Girls are hard to understand?
Kacchan wdym you don't remember their birthdays...
Nanao: Let’s see… We’ve got the steak, garlic, oh what about the butter? Kaito: We have it. Rice fried in butter instead of just oil is heaps tastier after all. Nanao: It sure is~ It’s been a while since we were in charge of cooking for the family dinner so I’m feeling pretty fired up! Kaito: Been a while since we’ve gone to the mall too. Huh? Hey, that’s Ryohei, ain’t it? Nanao: Oh, yeah it is. Kaito: He’s looking at some really flashy, fashionable magazine? Nanao: …Hmm? Do you think it could be— Kaito: Oiii, Ryohei! Nanao: Wha– Kacchan!! Ryohei: Huh?! Ah, Kaito and Nanao! Are you two out shopping? Kaito: Yeah, we’re doing groceries for family dinner night. What about you? You buy stuff like scented candles? Ryohei: Oh, no, it’s not for me. I’m looking for presents. Kaito: For who? Nanao: Could be anybody~ Right, Ryohei? Ryohei: It’s my sister’s birthday soon, see. Kaito: Your sister… Nanao: Oh, so it was just for your sister… Kaito: What’ve you been on about anyway? Ryohei: I get her something every year, so I’m running out of ideas and it’s been bothering me. Nanao: Felt… Kaito: You get your sisters something every year…?! Ryohei: Oh, right. Both of you have sisters too! Could you tell me what you get them for their birthdays? I could use the help! Nanao: No prob~ My little sister’s a second year in middle school so she seems into stuff that might pop off on social media. I get her accessories and things, but just the cheap kinds. Kaito: She’s acting too mature for a middle schooler…! Ryohei: Accessories, huh… My big sis isn’t really the type to use ‘em, I think. Nanao: You even know about those things, huh~ Kaito: What about you, Kaito? You’ve got two older sisters, right? Nanao: The eldest, Yuu-neechan, is 19; then the second, Minami-neechan, is 17. Ryohei: They’re pretty close in age with my sister! Please tell me what you’ve been getting them as gifts! Nanao: So what do you say, Kacchan? Kaito: ... Kaito: …I forgot. Ryohei: What?? But they happen twice a year! Kaito: Now, look, who remembers their sisters’ birthdays anyway? Do you just go about your day and go “Ah, my sister’s birthday is soon, what present should I get her?” or something?? Ryohei: Yeah. Nanao: Pretty much. Kaito: No you don’t!! Ryohei: Huh?! Nanao: How about this, Ryohei, let me add something onto Kacchan's poorly worded response, ’kay? Ryohei: Yeah? Nanao: Do you love your sister? Ryohei: As much as anyone would, yeah. Nanao: Then in that case I think she loves you maybe twice, no– thrice, as much. Ryohei: Is that how it works? Nanao: Yep. As for the Onogi family we have, his two older sisters, then Kacchan. He’s the youngest, but he’s also the first born son. Ryohei: Yeah. Nanao: So, if Kacchan were to give his sisters birthday gifts then… Kaito: If we add my mom in the mix all the women at my house just get all loud and annoying. Ryoheii: Doesn’t that just mean they’re happy?
Kaito: I wouldn’t call those reactions happy at all! It’s more like you threw a chunk of meat at a pack of lions! Ryohei: Lions!? Nanao: Was it the other year? When you gave Yuu-neechan hand cream and she went arounf putting it on everybody in the family saying, “I got this from Kaa-kun~” Kaito: Don’t remind me… Nanao: And when you gave Minami-neechan a dumbbell and she got pissed and said, “Are you trying to say that I’m fat?!”. We got her to calm down but that was a tough time, huh~ Kaito: She was the one who kept going on about how she got all fat so I got her the dumbbell, what’d she get mad at me for?! Nanao: She might be your sister but she’s still a girl, y’know? Giving a girl something that hints at her weight or at dieting on her birthday is just looking for trouble. Kaito: Hah? This know-it-all attitude of yours is getting real old, Nanao. Nanao: I feel like you being unable to just honestly accept love from people around you is a bigger problem, though~ Kaito: Ha? You wanna go? Ryohei: C’mon, guys! No fighting! Alright, how about this; I’ll get her an accessory, some hand cream, and a dumbbell, then let her pick what she likes from it? Kaito and Nanao: That’s a little too much!!
#tsurune#tl: audio drama#irodori no issha#kisaragi nanao#onogi kaito#yamanouchi ryouhei#cv: yano shougo#cv: ishikawa kaito#cv: suzuki ryota
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Miki really needs to trust Yuu more. He give up that green haired girl for miki and she was way better looking than her. Why would he go after a middle schooler?
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Alright I said I would list her coworkers!
Adachi - Manager of the konbini, has a habit of favoring the 'prettier' employees and giving yuu the scraps in terms of shifts. Does little to no work when they're on shift and likes to complain about his wife. Has a habit of smoking in the store when he shouldn't. middle aged and 'offers' to take the team out for drinks every payday, just using it as an excuse to pick up girls (and possibly men but its uncertain) with the other male coworkers. Yuu gets dragged along because they refuse to drink and they need a designated driver. Is the only one with a car, but Yuu does know how to drive. Only reason he hired Yuu is because he's a superstitious man and Yuu did help him avoid losing a lot of money by suggesting not to go to a particular pachinko parlor randomly as a customer and when he found out there had been an accident he felt like if he didn't hire them they would be 100% cursed.
Takeshi - mid twenties, works part time while he attends college. often undermines Yuu's knowledge and capabilities due to their size and the fact that they dropped out of high school. Is quick to assume Yuu messed up if anything went wrong. Is the worst at customer service. Has a crush on one woman that occasionally comes in for a pack of smokes.
Jun - Thinks Yuu is creepy and constantly tries to avoid them during shift. Is a slacker just like the manager. Only really becomes bearable when he comes out to the drinking parties that Adachi hosts every week after payday. He's a total light weight and gets way too handsy for yuu's own liking. They have caught them trying to flirt with Hina and Yuu made sure to scare him and embarrass them in front of her. Slightly older than Takeshi but Yuu's not sure.
Hina - air headed high schooler, a year or two younger than Yuu. Got the job because she was cute and has no idea what she's doing. Yuu constantly has to pick up her slack. But Hina does compensate Yuu for the extra help and appears to be the only coworker who isn't intentionally taking advantage of them. Hina offered to pay Yuu if she went and picked up something she forgot at home, and Yuu was on their way to pick it up when they got abducted to the world of TWST. Can't drink alcohol but is constantly invited to come along with the other coworkers.
Yuu was 100% the coworker that got dragged along to be the designated driver, because they refused to drink. They used to work at a konbini before being teleported to the land of TWST and was often coerced harassed into coming along.
#|| hc ||#[some fun little lore about yuu's coworkers]#[they all suck]#[just one of them sucks the least]
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date: 18/03/22
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#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst mc#twst ace#ace trappola#twst deuce#deuce spade#everyone ignore that i drew ace's hair inverted#i know ace loves to annoy yuu as a hobby <3#im sure the tweels are having a good laugh if they ever catch yuu smashing a bottle on ace's head#i like to imagine my yuu as being the diligent and industrious type#if only out of spite#and to avoid another repeat of book 3#by sitting the exams for grim#its all well and good studying for exams but they study material for middle schoolers#to compensate for the fact that#they havent done potionology etc#since grade school#cuz doing hs level stuff without knowing the basics </3#pain#falsely draws
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