#middi talks

[middimidoris]

Liam last night making the biggest play as Liev.

[middimidoris]

Thank you for the tag @acrossthesestars 💜 Tagging anyone who sees this

I was tagged by @dumpsterfirecee in this adorable picrew. I made a new one because the thread was getting pretty long 🖤

No pressure tags: @jadore-andor @morninglesss @emilykaldwen @massivecolorspygiant @corrabell @middimidoris @chrispumpkin @theradioactivespidergwen

[aceofsweets]

Lo....Loid?

[ahollowgrave]

Day 18: Escape

Odette would call herself a "reformed" pick pocket. But sometimes she just can't help herself.

She has yet to be officially caught.

[bonefall]

Does Midnight ever adopt children? I feel like she would be a very good parental figure. I need Midnight to teach me how to do geometry.

Problem is that she lives in the middle of nowhere, no humans nearby, no place for cats to live permanently. It was once a shrine that used to be visited but its isolation was the point.

I think she would have issues as a parent, she's kind but very, very lonely. Kids need to grow up and find themselves, but Midnight doesn't want to be alone. She would dread her little kitten getting older and needing more independence and not properly prepare them to live their own life as a result.

She wouldn't teach how to hunt, or how to properly regulate their emotions, or how to interact with other cats.

But BOY could they do math lmao

[middimidoris]

Thanks for the tag!

I’m stuck on listening to The Decemberists rn.

Tagging anyone who sees this.

tagged by @shatterthefragments to share the last song i listened to. i have no excuse, i'm trying to unwind with the very first Metallica playlist i ever made

tagging @stellasplendens @hookedhobbies @taka-chan @foundationsofdecay @whataboutyouisamascot no pressure of course 🌻

[middimidoris]

I won’t be able to focus for the rest of the day.

Critical Role just retweeted my art after Sam commented on it.

Unreal.

[snapdragonling]

ozy + regency au, middy + pirate au

ooh thanks dear! | send me an AU for 5 headcanons

ozy + regency AU

unfortunately me and nat have definitely discussed persuasion AU where ozy fumbled kallux so fucking badly 10 years ago and then suddenly they're in each others' lives again and kallux is thriving and ozy is such a sad wet cat of a man

feel like he would probably have to have been in the military or else he's just living off the charity of people he's charmed

deeply polarising figure in town. half the people buy into his charisma (and the sad backstory of his dead wife, which to be fair is very sad and true), the other half think there's something Off about him

argument in the rain pride and prejudice style ofc. guy who is dripping wet and sticking his foot in his mouth

i am picturing a scenario in which ozy goes away for some reason, has his whole Realisation™ while he's overseas and writes a bunch of letters to kallux. except the mail gets held up so kallux receives ALL the letters in bulk and has to speedrun 5 stages of "what the fuck" right before ozy shows up in town again

middy + pirate AU

piracy was an avenue out of joule and she was willing to work for it, starting as a little powder monkey and toiling away until she'd earned her metaphorical stripes (and more than a few burn scars)

she knows every single ghost or buried treasure story that has ever been told, and WILL retell them given the tiniest bit of prompting

the first ship she sails on is eventually wrecked in a storm off the coast. middy washes ashore in a strange little cave and meets a creature that she's 90% sure she dreamed in her half conscious state - until the magic starts manifesting

(pirate middy with Just enough sprite magic to be a little uncanny in her reflexes and affinity for the cannons going forward)

i'm imagining her crossing paths with bran in a tavern somewhere and walking out as part of the luckrunner's crew :')

[aceofsweets]

good evening twisted wonderland fandom.

[ahollowgrave]

You think only fools long for Sainthood... ...and yet.

[bonefall]

Advice for clanmew speaking structure: just say it in a Yoda voice. If it vaguely sounds like Yoda's speaking structure you did it congrats

This is accurate because that is actually how they make Yoda sound so odd. OSV (Object, Subject, Verb) word order is the rarest default order of all languages, to the point where it was once thought it didn't exist.

It does exist though! In some Amazonian languages, AND in some sign languages. But, anyway, point being that it's so rare that it's almost universally odd.

So if you make a character use OSV, like the writers usually do with Midnight in canon, you can tell there IS grammar, but that it isn't "normal." Either that they're not speaking their native tongue or wording their sentences in an uncanny way.

English, and Lakemew, are SVO. Clanmew is OSV.

English/Lakemew: Midnight teaches math

Midnight is the Subject, the thing that is doing. Teaching is the Verb, what she is doing. Math is the Object, the thing being done unto.

Clanmew: Math Midnight she-teaching.

See how they have swapped? And how there is a pronoun attached to the verb? You are ALWAYS expressing your relationship to the Subject in a Clanmew sentence. Their language is built around affirming in-groups and out-groups.

(Honestly she probably forgets about the lack of a first person pronoun pretty often and accidentally refers to herself in the third person a lot... making a mental note to self.)

[meadow-hearthfire]

I'd like to join a Trolls Community on here or a Trolls Discord server, but...

...I don't wanna risk bumping into those closet weirdos I added to my blocklist for liking shit that glorifies or fetishizes incest, inappropriate relations between a child and an adult, or "relations" between a sapient and nonsapient.

Plus, I don't trust a lot of people to have the sense to talk to me and hear me out instead of jumping to conclusions and pointing fingers at me. The other issue I have is explained under the cut.

Most dead dove smut I can chalk up to someone having a kink, except for the subjects I referred to at the beginning of this post. You cannot have a kink for incest, underage, or nonsapient. Be it based in fiction or otherwise.

Of course, there's two kinds of dead dove smut I'm having trouble about:

There's one kinda dead dove smut I'm unsure about as I'm worried that it may be harmful to those who consume it even if it checks all the right boxes.

And there's one kinda dead dove smut I take no issue with but am otherwise not sure I would make content of because, although it caters to a specific kink, I'm certain I'll regret it later. It's because one can have a kink for the subject in question that I keep going back and forth about it in my mind!

(Side note: I have smut side accounts. No, I'm not publicly disclosing them on main.)

I wanna have a conversation about the two subjects in question at some point with another adult, preferably someone my age or older (I'm currently 25). For now, my ask box is reopened in case you cannot DM me.

If you identify as pr0ship/pr0fic or are into incest, underage/k0docon, or nonsapient (based in fiction or otherwise), get outta here! You're not the kinda person I wanna have this conversation with!

For the record, I'm midfic. And I don't wanna be lumped in with those weirdos.

If you don't know what Dead Dove is, here's a video by ColeyDoesThings explaining it:

[carcharsaur]

the only picture I have of middy kozu on my laptop...

[middimidoris]

Hello I am here once again to remind the 25+ critters I have a discord that we live watch the episodes together among many other fun events and projects. Message or comment for an invite. 🫶

[mxkokopuff]

stupid sexy middies...

[middimidoris]

Thank you Corra! Share my favorite color, animal, & ice cream flavor, & then tag some other people:

Favorites: Mint Green, white tiger and banana bread or rocky road.

Zero Pressure tags - @thewhalelord @terseinvasion @panderp123 @brookesmartt @ashisafriedpickle @widogastsarcana

OG post was very long, so I made a new one. Got tagged by @vamprlestat to share my favorite color, animal, & ice cream flavor, & then tag some other people

favorites are pink (especially lighter shades), octopus or cats (I refuse to pick, I like them the same amount), & mint chocolate chip

tagging (if y'all want): @cerseiwexler, @emilykaldwen, @vampire-exgirlfriend, @jotterjots, @darkwolf76, @corporalicent, & whoever wants to