#microsoft access

[ms-dos5]

[omfgjesuskitty]

Fuck you Microsoft Access

[newtness532]

can you buy microsoft office programs individually? i already have a one time purchase pack on my laptop but it doesnt have access, which i need for uni and i dont know if i can and how to buy it separately

[greenoperator]

* vs % wild-cards!

When working with databases, each technology has its own designated character that can be used as a wildcard character. Usually these characters are * and %.

Recently, I was stuck for several hours on a problem which was related to wildcards. Let me set the scene. I was using a Microsoft Access database with data that had to be queried via PowerShell. The problem I encountered was that the wildcard character for SQL queries in Microsoft Access use “*”, but when the query was being sent from PowerShell, the result from the $cmd.ExecuteReader() command was blank. 

Ultimately, I discovered that with PowerShell, you cannot use “*” for the wildcard, it won’t pass through PowerShell to the Access database. Once I updated the query to use “%”, everything worked correctly!

[kaabyi1]

i had to use microsoft access for a school project and it fucking sucks

it's so fucking unusable. THEY GIVE YOU AN UNDO BUTTON BUT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY UNDO ANYTHING

and the manual that comes with the cartridge doesn't even tell you how to access the backstage view! It's SELECT, if you were wondering.

0/10 don't use this

[bipunkharrington]

People talk about how you need Microsoft Office skills in the job description, when all their staff are using spreadsheets for things they should be using databases for

[adrianobachega]

Como eliminar el mensaje de Habilitar Contenido en el Access

Grado de dificultad bajo y tiempo de ejecución en 2 minutos. Muchas veces pasamos por la situación arriba en las aplicaciones de la paquetería Office cuando intentamos abrir abrir una aplicación que contenga macros o código en VBA y viene el mensaje de que se deshabilitó todas las macros, no esta mal ya que impide que códigos malos hagan daño en la computadora. El problema es que cuando se trata…

[rapidreview]

Excel vs Access – Which one’s better?

Excel and Access are among the most widely used Microsoft Office software. There are many organizations and companies that manage a lot of information with these softwares every day. Both of these softwares have their own features that can be used to perform various operations. However, there are differences between Access and Excel that not everyone may be aware of. In the following article, we intend to explain the difference between Excel and Access rapidly.

come read this good article.

[oscarwildeflower]

Wizard like D&D or Wizard like Microsoft Access Report Wizard

[soltiana]

psychoanalysis of mr millions across his canons

[whitetailgeigergameaccessrequest]

WHITETAIL GEIGER GAME ACCESS REQUEST

[peach-moths]

Shark illustration I made at work and had to get the IT guy to smuggle off the computer for me

[shinelikethunder]

back in the Superwholock days there was this post getting passed around my corner of tumblr about "teflon writing vs velcro writing," ostensibly as a nutshell summary of why fandom reacted so differently to Steven Moffat and Russell T Davies as Doctor Who showrunners: slick and polished and easier to admire (when done well) or coolly assess its flaws (when botched) than to get a grip on or pull apart & tinker with, vs. messy and prickly and grippy and tinkering-friendly and prone to getting its hooks in you whether or not you ever wanted that

and that's very funny to look back on with the distance of hindsight, because to this day--a full decade after peak Superwholock--RTD-era Who and Kripke-era SPN remain THE most insane, crazymaking, irreversible-brain-damage-inducing, "compelling in the way where they make me INCREDIBLY ANGRY and ITCHY TO FIX THEM because i am so stupid-invested that they still have me by the balls, even when my engagement is just picking apart the frustrations of how and why they SUCK" turbo-examples of velcro writing i have ever encountered in my LIFE

hell, they aren't even so much like velcro as they're like snagging the folds of a lace circle skirt on a whole branch of actual cockleburs and trying to wash the shrapnel out with fucking gorilla glue

.....and then there's BBC Sherlock. which was neither velcro writing nor teflon writing but an elaborate many-year con, targeted at the EXACT kinds of people who maintain a secret good Supernatural that lives in their heads, whose one neat trick was to bait its marks into collectively hallucinating a brilliant show so that Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss never had to put themselves to the trouble of writing one.

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

Powerpoint and Word are partners, lovers even. Excel is some kind of nerd that gets shoved into a locker. Access and Publisher are the high end couple barely anyone dares to talk to. And Outlook is.. kind of a whore.

[lensdeer]

working with microsoft products is so fucking miserable I have never felt less in control of what I'm doing

like bro why even bother offering an "embed on your site" option if you're gonna demand user sign-in anyways? why did I have to manually fuck with URL query strings to create a direct download link? IF YOUR EMBED SUCKS SO MUCH WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO IT MANUALLY WITH <object type=application/pdf data=""> AND THE DDL LINK AAAAAAAAAAA

I guess even if I waste multiple days working on this it's still faster than putting up with GoDaddy's dumbass limitations for uploaded files