#microsoft access
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
187 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fuck you Microsoft Access
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
can you buy microsoft office programs individually? i already have a one time purchase pack on my laptop but it doesnt have access, which i need for uni and i dont know if i can and how to buy it separately
#please help i need it for a project that is 100% of my grade#and i would go to the uni library but last time we went it wouldn't open ppt files so i doubt they have access#microsoft#microsoft access#microsoft office#jo says stuff#university update#*100% of my grade for that class
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
* vs % wild-cards!
When working with databases, each technology has its own designated character that can be used as a wildcard character. Usually these characters are * and %.
Recently, I was stuck for several hours on a problem which was related to wildcards. Let me set the scene. I was using a Microsoft Access database with data that had to be queried via PowerShell. The problem I encountered was that the wildcard character for SQL queries in Microsoft Access use “*”, but when the query was being sent from PowerShell, the result from the $cmd.ExecuteReader() command was blank.
Ultimately, I discovered that with PowerShell, you cannot use “*” for the wildcard, it won’t pass through PowerShell to the Access database. Once I updated the query to use “%”, everything worked correctly!
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
0 notes
Text
People talk about how you need Microsoft Office skills in the job description, when all their staff are using spreadsheets for things they should be using databases for
#if your data is not numberical but you've still never used microsoft access please don't talk to me about IT literacy#microsoft access#shes my love and no one understands her
0 notes
Text
Como eliminar el mensaje de Habilitar Contenido en el Access
Grado de dificultad bajo y tiempo de ejecución en 2 minutos. Muchas veces pasamos por la situación arriba en las aplicaciones de la paquetería Office cuando intentamos abrir abrir una aplicación que contenga macros o código en VBA y viene el mensaje de que se deshabilitó todas las macros, no esta mal ya que impide que códigos malos hagan daño en la computadora. El problema es que cuando se trata…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Text
Excel vs Access – Which one’s better?
Excel and Access are among the most widely used Microsoft Office software. There are many organizations and companies that manage a lot of information with these softwares every day. Both of these softwares have their own features that can be used to perform various operations. However, there are differences between Access and Excel that not everyone may be aware of. In the following article, we intend to explain the difference between Excel and Access rapidly.
come read this good article.
0 notes
Text
Wizard like D&D or Wizard like Microsoft Access Report Wizard
1 note
·
View note
Text
psychoanalysis of mr millions across his canons
#trigun#millions knives#the story behind this is that i get bored at work sometimes and have unlimited access to microsoft publisher#and it amuses me to make extremely ugly shitpost macros#so i do it#and people seldom stop me#also knives different styles of psychotic behavior are an endless source of entertainment unto themselves
672 notes
·
View notes
Text
WHITETAIL GEIGER GAME ACCESS REQUEST
#whitetail#geiger#game#access#request#access request#geiger games#reindeer games#sum games#patriot games#american patriot#microsoft#brad geiger#william bradley pitt#barack hussein obama#william arthur philip louis#sheridan wyoming#united kingdom#great britain#food network#interface#heads up display#basement#heartbeat sensors#terra earth#earth terra#planet#terrafirma#latin language#deanna troi
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
Shark illustration I made at work and had to get the IT guy to smuggle off the computer for me
#shark#illustration#bright color tw#peachmoths art tag#shark illustration#original illustration#digital art#shark art#non fandom#fun fact this illustration was made on microsofts snip and clips editor#and i made it on a computer with no wifi access which is why IT had to smuggle it off the computer for me#my work doesnt really let us do stuff like this (guest relations + old shitty boss's left over rules) so this was contraband low key#bright colors
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
A global technology outage that's grounded flights and delayed border crossings is also challenging health-care services in the country, as issues with Microsoft services persist. According to cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike, the problem was caused by a faulty update to computers running Microsoft Windows – which was neither a security incident nor a cyberattack – and has affected Microsoft 365 apps and services. [...] Here is the rundown for how health-care services have been affected.
Atlantic Canada Newfoundland and Labrador's health authority reported that its main information system has been affected by the outage. It is used to manage patient and financial data. [...]
Continue Reading.
Tagging: @newsfromstolenland
32 notes
·
View notes
Text
Powerpoint and Word are partners, lovers even. Excel is some kind of nerd that gets shoved into a locker. Access and Publisher are the high end couple barely anyone dares to talk to. And Outlook is.. kind of a whore.
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
feels so good being the person in charge of deciding whether our organization will use AI or not. I'm going to write an argument so strong... no we will not waste an ounce of our time and energy on what's essentially a bubble the IT industry Really wants to try forcing on people and is betting on/wanting so badly for it to take off. The real gut punch is at some point I'm going to compare it to NFTs lol
#i also know this game very well working 5 years for a corporation that was developing its own various AIs back in 2016#i know what the back end looks like i know what the line of thinking is for people higher up the leadership chain and#i know that essentially ur algorithm is only as good as your data and you will always need more and more data if you want to be the best#and at this stage‚ there is no good effective product/service to offer. you need more people's data to improve your product#and you need other organizations/businesses to lend you their legitimacy for wider adoption.#it's how u get investor-friendly statements by saying X amount of businesses have adopted [thing] while saying#nothing of the quality of [thing]‚ and there's no guarantee that the quality would actually improve if one company came out on#top and dominated the market.. i know a scummy data collection scheme when i see one lmfao. this is the second time#Microsoft went around me/leadership to try getting one of our teams to integrate Copilot AI 😑 so now we're looking at#making official guidelines so if/when it happens again people will have to tell them no#fuck off‚ leave our staff and clients out of it‚ and stop getting their hopes up 🔫 u send in a marketing team to pitch it to non tech savvy#people and don't get too into the details on what data u need to hand over. i just cut through the bullshit and tell them to send us a full#list of all the data they're requesting access to so people on the policy side can say no absolutely not‚ just like the last time y'all#tried sneaking this fuckery into our organization (-:#there's also always the vague possibility of IT infrastructure becoming weaponized if/when the broad legal protections the#industry's always enjoyed get revoked. jail a couple high level executives and the industry will do whatever u want and we don't need#a third party deeply entrenched in our work when/if that happens.. fwiw since we have an actual team of IT people now I'm#more than happy to make some in-house solutions for whatever teams are thinking AI can solve.. it's just a headache on all fronts lol
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
back in the Superwholock days there was this post getting passed around my corner of tumblr about "teflon writing vs velcro writing," ostensibly as a nutshell summary of why fandom reacted so differently to Steven Moffat and Russell T Davies as Doctor Who showrunners: slick and polished and easier to admire (when done well) or coolly assess its flaws (when botched) than to get a grip on or pull apart & tinker with, vs. messy and prickly and grippy and tinkering-friendly and prone to getting its hooks in you whether or not you ever wanted that
and that's very funny to look back on with the distance of hindsight, because to this day--a full decade after peak Superwholock--RTD-era Who and Kripke-era SPN remain THE most insane, crazymaking, irreversible-brain-damage-inducing, "compelling in the way where they make me INCREDIBLY ANGRY and ITCHY TO FIX THEM because i am so stupid-invested that they still have me by the balls, even when my engagement is just picking apart the frustrations of how and why they SUCK" turbo-examples of velcro writing i have ever encountered in my LIFE
hell, they aren't even so much like velcro as they're like snagging the folds of a lace circle skirt on a whole branch of actual cockleburs and trying to wash the shrapnel out with fucking gorilla glue
.....and then there's BBC Sherlock. which was neither velcro writing nor teflon writing but an elaborate many-year con, targeted at the EXACT kinds of people who maintain a secret good Supernatural that lives in their heads, whose one neat trick was to bait its marks into collectively hallucinating a brilliant show so that Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss never had to put themselves to the trouble of writing one.
#computer tinkerers hear me out: if spn is microsoft windows and doctor who is various *nix distros and moffat-era who is macOS#then bbc sherlock is a fucking chromebook that reply guys SWEAR you can do full-stack software development and advanced image editing on#....if you root it and use some horrible 3rd party script to bolt a linux distro on top of chromeOS and physically install 32gb extra RAM#and even then the filesystem access is all screwy and *you're still doing your image editing in the GIMP*#fandom#superwholock#meta
81 notes
·
View notes