#michael's little meow meow.......

[evilstalks]

HORROR/ROMANCE??????? ROMANCE????????

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

[vezhenart]

Michael my beloved

[pycth]

Big stretch :)

Was simply in my missing Michael hours last night<3

Bonus—

[baltharino]

DEXTER | 1x07 "Circle of Friends"

[ednygmasbowlerhat]

i'm sorry but in what universe is having an emotional reaction to a truly awful, grief-inducing, traumatizing event in any way similar to stealing drugs from the hospital. langdon when I catch you istg.

[caramelc0rgi]

📍 looking ass

[corey-wh0re]

Forgiveness is part of my job description. Mark O'Brien as Mason Harper in Shadow Of God (2025) | written by Tim Cairo & directed by Michael Peterson

[the-dilf-lover]

[ghostlypainterslimeclod]

Mike Schmidt x Male reader

1/2

Mike is such a little meow meow boy and as such I've declared him a bottom (my opinion means nothing) my first actual fic

Mild NSFW

It's late around 6 pm, your lazeing on your couch in nothing but your boxers and sweater, when you hear a knock on your door, reluctantly you get out of your comfortable spot in front of your TV to get it. Peaking through your peep hole you see your perpetually tired and pretty neighbor, Mike and suddenly you feel like maybe you should have made the extra stop to put on pants. But you're here now so you open the door, "Hello," you say nervously hiding half way behind your door hoping he doesn't notice the Minecraft boxers wrapped around your waist " what brings you over?" He looks anxious now that you've opened the door a little drop of sweat forming on his brow , "um I'm sorry to intrude and all but um..." He shifted nervously from foot to foot then said "Can you watch my little sister I have to go to work and my usual sitter is M.I.A." You think for a second then ask "What do I get out of it?" You knew he was struggling so you didn't expect money you just wanted to make the brown eyed boy squirm. "Anything." He half sighed "Anything?" You repeat questioningly "Anything" he said looking at you with his big brown eyes, how could anyone say no to him with eyes like that you thought before stating "ok I'm holding you to that."

You quickly go back inside and put on a pair of sweatpants and shut down your house before following him across the street to his place it was a carbon copy of your house just a few things were different. He leads you inside where he tells you what your responsibilities and such are like his sister's name is Abby and she spends most her time drawing and that she already ate dinner so u just gotta make sure the house doesn't burn down while he's gone, well that's what you got between checking him out and his anxious chatter. Then after that little speech he says bye to his sister to her protest as she doesn't want to be separated from her big brother, then once he separates from her he says a polite "bye" and heads out the door. Which leaves you alone with a kid you only met once before when you first moved in. Honestly you had no idea why he trusted you to watch his sister but you got to know the pretty neighbor boy better so that's a plus.

You slowly make your way to Abby's room knocking lightly, "hey can I come in?" You ask and the door is opened by the small girl. "So you're who's watching me now?" She asked unimpressed. You just nod, man kids are rude then what she said next gave you a bit of a shock, " I don't get why he talks about you so much, anyway do you like drawing," you chuckle lightly "of course, I love drawing." So you drew with the kid until she fell asleep at her desk. She is a cute kid you thought to yourself as you tucked her into bed. You then went and sat on his couch and fell asleep watching his TV.

You feel the couch dip as someone sits on it waking you, you look over to see mike then look at the clock its 10 am and you groggily say "sorry for falling asleep for so long." He looked over and apparently he didn't notice you woke up. "Sorry for waking you." He said in a whispered voice, God his voice is really nice. " So I've been thinking about what you can do to pay me." You say slyly. "Yeah," he said curiously "what?" You smirk " I'd except payment with a kiss." He instantly flushed and looked away a little bit of sweat beginning to form. You quickly say "it was just an idea you don't have to." You beginning to believe you read him wrong only for him to say "no it's ok," he turned to look at you "I was just caught off guard." He then grabbed your face giving you a small peck. Your hands going to rest on his hips as you kiss him, this one lasting longer. The kisses got more heated with each one before he pulled back, a little gasp coming from between his chapped lips. "Oh god." He groaned quietly, you gently pulled him onto your lap giving he plenty of time to pull away if he wished. His hands now rest on your shoulders, as you slowly kiss his neck his stubble scratching your face. He let out little whimpers and whines his hands going to pull on your hair. Then he jolted a little and began peeling himself away from your grasp. "hmmm..?" U look up at his questioningly "um I think um maybe we should stop, I'm really tired, and I gotta take care of Abby when she gets back." He looked nervous. it was cute his face was flushed, a tent in his worn blue jeans, and his brown eyes almost totally eclipsed by his pupils. Thought he did look like he was about to fall asleep on his feet "yeah you should get some rest." You stood up a tent in your pants as well. "Can u watch Abby again tonight?" he asked nervously "she seems to really like you." You smirk at him "you don't have to pretend you don't just want to see me again, and of course I'll come back if that's my payment." You give him one more kiss he whines into and then you go back to your place the house seems so empty compared to his. The warm lights seeming cold and the rooms look bare, but that's how it always is.

[akitasimblr]

MUY GUAPA, LA GATA! *VERY BEAUTIFUL, LA GATA!*

and this is how you should dress a cat to go to the snow, got it? 😉 also, i am still trying to figure out how to include spanish words in la gata's dialogues, so inconsistency is guaranteed!

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what la gata is saying:

1 (la gata) hello! i am in komorebi with jojo ;) 2 (la gata) do you like my snow boots? 3 (la gata) i'm babysitting jojo and mikey 4 -

[misstiqq]

ok but can I take him pls?-

(I lost the original meme picture bruh-)

[amazingmsme]

“My name is a curse” said the man who collected every horrifically evil & murderous book he could find

[machrealgirl]

weird mental reverse thing where the only thing i feel when i listen to the most overtly tragic jonmartin scenes ever is "i love this podcast so much" but when i listen to simon fairchild just being silly or mike crew talking about his search for a leitner i'm immediately like "ohh noooo...oh sweetheart you can't live like that...nooo...."

[starsharkcutesie]

Ever love a character so much you make different versions of them? I sure do. Here’s all my Ponyboys in number order. I can give my headcanons if it’s requested!!!!!

1.Normal Ponyboy

2.Goth Pony

3.Emo Pony

4.Ponygirl

5.Drag queen Pony

And then there’s Curly

[the-bar-sinister]

Gotta love a gross middle aged man with the attitude of a tsundere anime girl.