#michael Shelley/distortion x Michael Crew

[shipping-nexus]

Ship names for Michael Shelley/Distortion x Michael Crew

MichaelMichael

These characters are from horror fiction podcast, The Magnus Archives.

[therealdistortion]

Me and my comfort rare pairs who have never interacted in canon

[venleaf]

So ehmm yeah I stumbled through a door that just lead to a silly spirally vast space and introduced the idea of 2 Michaels

I adore them and see too less of them so allow me help the "idk what is their official ship name now" fandom

[inkdroptea]

Michael x Mike (TMA FANFICTION)

updates slowly (very slowly pls yell at me to update it again)

[constanttea]

Constanttea Promotes Their TMA fic time!!

Helen pining for Elias follows!

You are the most important person in the world to me.

I am not to you.

That’s okay. I can live with that for now. I can live with this for now. Just as long as you keep watching.

[randompajamaalt]

siiiigh

well. Today is the day.

October 1st.

It’s Halloween.

and I’m about to assign every TMA character I can think of a Halloween costume.

Jon - Vampire, Velma from Scooby Doo, Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, or a cheesy “nerd” costume

Martin - Werewolf or Shaggy from Scooby Doo

Tim - Mulder from The X Files, Sheet ghost, Inflatable Dinosaur costume, Fred from Scooby Doo, or Sokka from ATLA

Sasha - Scully from The X Files, Safari Explorer, Jurassic Park worker(matching with Tim), Daphne from Scooby Doo, or Katara from ATLA

Elias - Dr. Frankenstein(matching with Peter)

Peter Lukas - Frankenstein’s Monster

Michael Shelley - Some obscure movie or book character

Michael Distortion - a door or the boogeyman from nightmare before Christmas

Gerry - A sheet ghost, a bat, or an alt music artist of some kind

Melanie - Sheet ghost, mummy, Ghostface, or Michael Myers

Georgie - Fancy witch, perhaps a cat. Or a Greek goddess

Basira - ..probably just a cop

Daisy - Werewolf or a cop

Jane Prentiss - A worm. Or perhaps a zombie

Agnes - Either a cheesy Jesus costume or an insanely detailed Artemis costume

Mike Crew - Jack Frost

Gertrude - Ripley from the Alien movies

Annabelle - Gwen Stacy from spider verse

Nikola - A normal human woman from the 80’s

NotSasha - Original Sasha

Jude - A classic demon

Oliver - The Grim Reaper, maybe a skeleton

Callum Brodie - Michael Myers, Ghostface, etc

Manuela - A fancy moon or stars costume, something cosmic and fancy and detailed

Trevor Herbert - Zombie

Julia Montauk - Zombie

okay… hhrruughhh… I think that’s everyone… hhhhhh…… I’ll probably end up updating this later

lmk if there are any better well known Halloween stories from the uk since most of these are american since well. I’m american

[wildshadowtamer]

ok so crack au;

Jon has been accidentally collecting partners (all polyam) during his journey, so at the end he has like. 6 boyfriends (martin, tim, michael, mike, gerry, oliver) and one queerplatonic girlfriend (sasha) who are also all dating eachother,  and sasha is queerplatonically dating georgie, melanie, and helen too, who are not involved with the others

and then all of them settle down in the same apartment complex post-apocalypse and have frequent movie nights and usually all end up falling asleep on/around the couch and its usually Martin and Michael who carry them to the actual bed so they dont hurt their backs on the couch, since martin’s the strongest and michael’s michael. helen is most definitely awake and would help if she could get the admiral off her lap, but alas she cannot, so she fakes being asleep

and since they live in different apartments in pairs of two or so they could theroetically get so many more kitties

in this au the Canonically Dead Ones (tim, sasha, michael, mike, gerry) are on a kayaking trip during the apocalypse and reunite with the others in the tunnels after stumbling into the eye/end domain. as for helen, jon spared her and sent her on her way, where she came across the kayaking group 

just. think of the potentional of this ship group

[entities-of-posts]

top five avatars i would kiss on the mouth, given the chance:

1. mike crew i will say whatever i want about the vast but it sure can pick avatars ghghsf........ kiss him and suddenly you remember just how good of an electricity conductor you are. or at least so ive HEARD >:( when will EYE get my vast x buried enemies to lovers 500k words slow burn? ://

2. ANNABELLE CANE honestly avatar or not her gothic fashion >>> the frills and stately way she wears them >>> shes so cool. idc if she tries to cut me up with threads later it is Worth It (and i have the consistency of quicksand anyway so ill glue myself back together and go back)

3. jude perry takes "a kiss that lights your whole body on fire" super literally GOOD FOR HER!!!!!! i know agnes does (and has done) too but she is ginger :// and jude perry has muscles AND a tattoo of a screaming man. so. girlbossery!

4. gerard keay. more normal than the rest and probably an Average kisser (no spiders or sparks or fire or anything. but in the context of avatars this can be a good thing i guess?) aside from the possibility of an eye popping up on his tongue he's goth and has tattoos and i think that is very cool. goth solidarity!!!! it's probably like kissing your arm, really...... has he ever even kissed anyone? ever? armkisser.

5. michael distortion probably tastes like pop rocks and static. u know how sparkling water tastes like tv static? he's that but 100 times worse. only on this list (at the very bottom even then) is cause michael shelley was pretty and glitchcore is VERY in right now :) (bonus points bc as aforementioned with annabelle, poking me with his silly little sharp fingers won't work!)

honorable mentions: agnes montague (similar to jude), nikola orsinov (just for the experience but would probably be quite unpleasant), oliver banks (like gerard seems normal enough)

absolute NO-NOS: peter lukas (old, beard, would fade into fog and leave you alone), john amherst (he is not the right Brand of corruption. though jane might be okay cause worms and dirt is okay right), jared hopworth (on the grounds that he is basically 99% rotting flesh or exposed muscle), the worker of clay (neither of us are solid)

(if anyone mentions el*as im melting into the earth 👍👍)

I will block out every other part of this ask and just focus on nitpicking the fact that our Gerry was not in fact an avatar. I won’t comment on the rest for the sake of my sanity.

[gerrydelano]

Secret Martin ship.... Melanie's friend Andy? Is that anything?

you know what, i’m actually going to cave and throw you guys a bone: andy IS something! but only short-term interest number one, because martin is a chad and my timeline goes a while before the endgame kicks in. sometimes casual nice things happen before the epic tragic romance! and we love that for him. we love this a little less for melanie because she’s going to have to deal with it since she lives with them now 😂

i’m going to concisely list the other guesses under the cut.

here’s all the old asks, but i’m re-typing them easier to read.

[REDACTED] (15) - PEOPLE DID GUESS HIM! but i am not telling<3

mike crew (5) - a very popular guess but nope! he does not give enough of a shit to date anybody lettuce bee reel.

oliver (3) - counting a guess on ao3! nope. not rowdy enough.

...martin (2) - self love... i’m amused enough by this one to keep it especially since this whole thing happened before he talked to Martin 2.0 in season 5 LMFAO. G-D... you may not be PBR prophets but you ARE prophets nonetheless.

jared hopworth (2)

graham folger (2)

timothy hodge (3) - got another guess for him after he showed up in the text itself which makes SENSE now that he’s got more of a personality but nope, that’s actually what disqualifies him! secret man shows up in the next chapter.

jordan kennedy (2)

jan kilbride (2)

anatomy students/john doe (2)

brian the spider guy (2)

andre rameo (2) - homophobic vase guy! poor dude. no new husband for you, or at least not this one

georgie’s shopska salad guy (1) - props for this one ngl

benoit the beetle guy (1)

an OC of mine (1)

gerry (1) - the ACTUAL initial reason for there being a new ship is that i Cannot ship him with gerry here

tim (1) - the ship is literally gerry/tim, and thus, no,

jon (1) - it would not be a secret if it was jon! it’d also be ooc and not good for them in the same way as it is in canon, here. jon’s got plenty else going on, too! i will tell you that they hit it off as friends a lot faster here since jon has No actual reason to split the way he did in canon. fun!

sasha (1) - he is a whole entire homogay

salesa (1) - too old don’t guess old people please :’-(

joshua guillespe (1)

evan lukas (1)

dominic swain (1)

breekon OR hope (1) - no! he is not a homewrecker! the accusation...

one of the fucking mechanisms (1) - why would i ever,

sergey ushanka (1) - by far the wildest one

michael shelley/distortion (1) - absolutely the unholy fuck not<3

alfred grifter (1) - my g-d jhbkn

carlos vittery (1)

diego molina (1) - :-(

raymond fielding (1) - :-(

*andy cain (1) - DING DING! you got 1/2 of martin’s intended boytoys. their relationship is pretty much limited to casual sex and acquaintanceship before it ends.

mateo james (2) - our OC for sasha’s brother. adorable but nope!

sebastian skinner (1)

ethan taylor (1) - guy from lost in the crowd apparently

pharos (1) - nope! that breaks the “no gerry x martin” rule and also they do not see eye to eye enough to even be friends, honestly

daniel rawlings (1)

john fellows (1) - literally said “whom.” OH other anglerfish victim okay coolcool yeah no i forgot he existed

if you really want to keep guessing, i might not publish/will just update the asks & this one! i certainly won’t publish if you guess correctly. even if you guess, you won’t be able to predict my actual PLANS for them, so it’s fine, but i still want it to surprise as many people as possible! i’m still interested in seeing if anyone gets it right after the fact, but i'm going to once again remind you of the hints i already gave:

not a one off statement giver

not a woman

not an OLD GUY

a little bit monster-y

edit! people have asked for more conditions and so it’s also:

someone who IS in a statement somewhere

someone mentioned in my stuff before

[blazing-spectre]

different Anon here but something that always confused me is when people talk about how there’s 4 people named Michael, but I really can’t remember all four?? I know there’s Michael shelley/distortion, Mike Crew, and mikaele salesa, but who’s the last person???? x-files theme**

Lol yeah I feel ya. There are some (maybe 2?) random statement givers called Mike or Michael, as well as Michael Keay (married to Elsa von Closen, most likely Mary Keay’s father/grandfather), or, idk, Mike Labeau?

[shipping-nexus]

Ship names for Michael Shelley/Distortion x Michael Crew x Mikaele Salesa

Mike and Mikes

M&M&M&M

These characters are from horror fiction podcast, The Magnus Archives

[venleaf]

Oh great michael x mike nation

Aka michael^2 michael squared spightning or however you may call it

Pls tell me what songs you would connect with it, I wanna make a playlist for them (& as of rn I only am kinda back n forth between some noah kahan songs ... hehe)