#mia schwartz

[datshitrandom]

Darren Criss | Maybe Happy Ending | Mia, Friends & Celebs | December 2024  ﹒ㅤ⨯ㅤ 2024 ㅤ ﹐ㅤ꒱ Oct ⋮ Nov ⋮ Dec ﹒ㅤ⨯ㅤ 2025 ㅤ ﹐ㅤ꒱ Jan ⋮ Feb

📸:  ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡

[mias-playground]

Riley Montana by Michael Schwartz with Lingerie Looks for Vanity Fair Italy

[metmuseum]

Choosing of the Arrow. 1849. Credit line: Purchase, Mia R. Taradash and Dorothy Schwartz Gifts, and Morris K. Jesup and Rogers Funds, 2005 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/19003

[everafterwhat]

This is the real Hopper post💚🤎

Someone got him out of the blender and he’s fine, don’t worry y’all‼️ There’s a huge Hopper fan in my inbox so I tried to combine their requests lol

Some of Hopper’s fav songs:

This Side by Nickel Creek

Line Without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery

Doubting Thomas by Nickel Creek

Darling I Do by Zerox, Landon Pigg, and Lucy Schwartz

Crush by Tessa Violet

Heather by Conan Gray

Fool by Frankie Cosmos

Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

Flowers in Your Hair by The Lumineers

Campus by Vampire Weekend

Mamma Mia by ABBA

Pleaser by Wallows

Caught On Fire by Holmes and Roy Shakked

Car Park by Fenne Lily

Love of Mine by Nickel Creek

Ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

Take A Chance On Me by ABBA

He’s such a little guy! I hope y’all like him :)

[horrorgems]

Just finished playing the visual novel We Know The Devil by Aevee Bee and Mia Schwartz over the weekend and I’m still digesting everything. Such a good game, such a good experience, it’s trans and queer and I cannot recommend it enough . Just… so much love in my head for this

[iirulancorrino]

Best books of the year: 2023 edition

When you read north of 200 books a year it's pretty hard (at least for me) to compile a best-of list without things getting out of hand, but here is my attempt:

Best fiction (new releases)

After Sappho by Selby Wynn Schwartz

The MANIAC by Benjamín Labatut

Not Even the Dead by Juan Gómez Bárcena

Time Shelter by Georgi Gospodinov

Honorable mention: This is Not Miami by Fernanda Melchor

Best fiction (non-new releases)

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

The Oppermanns by Lion Feuchtwanger

Pollak's Arm by Hans Von Trotha

In the Cut by Susanna Moore

Honorable mentions: impossible to pick a favorite NYRB read but Zama and Cassandra at the Wedding both knocked me on my ass.

Best short story collection:

In the Country by Mia Alvar

Honorable mention: Savage Harvest: Stories of Partition by Mohinder Singh Sarna

Best nonfiction

We Were Once a Family: A Story of Love, Death and Child Removal in America by Roxanna Asgarian

Bottoms Up and the Devil Laughs: A Journey Through the Deep State by Kerry Howley

Poverty, by America by Matthew Desmond

The Paranoid Apocalypse: A Hundred-Year Retrospective on the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, edited by Richard Landes and Steven T. Katz

Sex, Science, Self: A Social History of Estrogen, Testosterone and Identity by Bob Ostertag

Feeling Trapped: Social Class and Violence Against Women by James Ptacek

Intimate Alien: The Hidden Story of the UFO by David J. Halperin

Honorable mentions: Actual Malice by Samantha Barbas, The Devil's Element by Dan Egan, Europe and the Mystique of Islam by Maxime Rodinson

Best poetry

A Hundred Lovers by Richie Hofmann

Hard Damage by Aria Aber

Report to the Department of the Interior by Diane Glancy

Honorable mentions: Deluge by Leila Chatti, Critical Assembly: Poems of the Manhattan Project by John Canaday

[tailsismyoneandonly]

some of my dream tsh cast🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 (for funsies)

Richard Papen

〜Robert Sean Leonard〜

Camilla Macaulay

〜Mia Wasikowska〜

Charles Macaulay

〜Dane DeHaan〜

Francis Abernathy

〜Evengy Schwartz〜

Henry Winter

〜Zane Holtz〜

Bunny Corcoran

〜Matt Damon〜

Judy Poovey

〜Brittany Murphy〜

[daegupaksu]

[WIP] The Schwartz twins

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I can't resist to draw them

Also, I'm back from MIA (night shift sucks)

[dhaaruni]

Even though Southern Hospitality and Vanderpump Rules are both Bravo reality shows, the men and even the women on VPR constantly cover for each other's infidelities (Tom Schwartz flat out tells Brittany at one point that he would have covered for Jax even if he knew Jax had cheated but he didn't hear anything) and meanwhile, on SH, they don't do that shit, they're much more straight up.

Like, in season 3, Will is going around and insulting Emmy and her body in public and (most likely) cheating on her, and Bradley, TJ, and Joe, who are Will's longtime close friends, go to Emmy together and gently tell her that Will's not good news and try to make her see the light and don't even get angry at her when she refuses to.

That's in addition to Michels shutting down the rumors about Will cheating until he can talk to Emmy directly and ensure she's okay, and being super nice to her even when she's being delusional. Last season, Mia also confronted Emmy and then Will + Emmy the previous season about his alleged infidelity and getting reamed out for it, and this season, Maddie literally helped Emmy wipe off her streaked makeup when she was crying after being confronted about Will's treatment of her at a group dinner and before she leaves the lake house with Will's brother.

I don't like the new girls in season 3 as much, Molly and Siobhan, and I think it's inappropriate they felt justified bringing up Emmy's relationship at Lake's birthday dinner when they aren't even her friends, but the point stands that all of Emmy's actual friends are doing their absolute best to help her out and are not remotely doing Will apologia. It makes their friendships feel more genuine, which is rare on reality shows where everybody is always down each other's throats.

[phantom-ellie]

The Emerald Cravat (and Other Tales to Haunt You) for the OFMD Reverse Bang 2023

My baby is complete! Here she is! This is a collection of four short stories based off of those from the children's scary story book "In a Dark, Dark Room" by Alvin Schwartz. Because these four stories are so completely different from one another, I split them into four works so that you can mind the tags. They are completely separate, and you do not need to read one to read another. Below the link I'll give brief information about each one so you can decide if it's something you're interested in. Not all of them are scary! The first two are pure horror, the third one is more melancholy mixed with funny, and the last one is just pure fun for my Canyon friends.

Story One: The Emerald Cravat (based off of The Green Ribbon) - This story features Stede Bonnet, angst, cryptids, a curse and some gore/body horror. It's a retelling of Stede's life as well as the first season of the show with Stede under a terrible curse. This one is pure horror/angst. 6k words.

Story Two: The Puppet (based off of The Pirate) - This story features Edward, angst, a haunting, and is IMO as the writer both the scariest and best of the lot. 3.7k words.

Story Three: La Noche que Llovió Sangre (based off of The Night it Rained) - This story features Jim and their backstory, a (literal) ghost from their past, as well as interjections/monologues from various characters involved in their story. Not scary, but does involve the ghost of a child and all that entails, so please mind the tags if child death isn't your favorite. 4k words.

Story Four: Winner Teeth: The Rap Opera (based off of The Teeth) - This work of genius features Izzy Hands and a whole lot of sick bars. Izzy has to defend the Revenge from Stede's onboarding crew. Why does he have to do it in verse? Because. Not scary at all, just silly and different. It does have canon-typical violence in it FYI, but isn't graphic. 2.1k words.

My artist for this RBB unfortunately went MIA during the process, and I am therefore unable to share the (frankly gorgeous) art that they produced for it. I therefore decided to create my own art for all four works, even though my own skill is lacking. I did use real-life photographs of objects and screenshots from the show as references (and to trace from in a couple of instances) in order to do this for full disclosure. I did not make the art for these fics as a way to show off my talent or skill, but more to just contribute to the vibe and give a visual reference for a couple of things. The first of the works contains a guest piece of art by @thequeenhasnolife which is just so special to me.

My beta for this baby was @ghostdeb!

[sillyname30]

Pretty sure Darren and Mia's name bracelets are custom by Kyle Chan, who designed there wedding rings. Kyle often pops up on the reality tv show Vanderpump Rules and a few of the cast members mainly Tom Sandoval (trash human) and Tom Schwartz on the show have similar bracelet styles, specifically the same glass beads and gold detailing. It wouldn't shock me if Kyle sent one to them as a baby gift after they announced Brothers arrival. Also we have seen in the past that Darren has one with Mia's name and Mia vice versa.

If the bracelets are from Kyle Chan, it's possible he send them as gifts. Or someone bought them as a gift for Darren and Mia.

[celebritieswhosupportgenocide]

Abdul, Paula Accardi, Gimena Aniston, Jennifer Apatow, Judd Baddiel, David Baron Cohen, Sacha Bass, Lance Bayer, Vanessa Beckham, Sara Benson, Ashley Bialik, Mayim Bieber, Justin Biel, Jessica Black, Jack Bloom, Orlando Braun, Scott Brie, Alison Brolin, Josh Cain, Dean Carr, Jimmy Chastain, Jessica Chenoweth, Kristen Cohen, Andy Collins, Lily Condor, Lana Cooper, Bradley Cox, Courtney Crystal, Billie Curtis, Jamie Lee David, Cazzie Davis, Viola Debose, Ariana Del Rey, Lana Deschanel, Zooey Deutch, Zoey Dewan, Jenna Diddy Combs, Sean Dobrev, Nina Douglas, Michael Dr. Phil Eric, Andre Fanning, Dakota Ferrell, Will Fisher, Isla Foster, Chelsea Fry, Stephen Gad, Josh Gadot, Gal Gage, Lukas Garner, Jennifer Garner, Julia Garrix, Martin Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gelman, Brett Gilmour, David Gomez, Sarah Goodblum, Jason Groban, Josh Groff, Jonathan Haddish, Tiffany Hamil, Mark Hamm, Jon Handler, Selena Hargitay, Mariska Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hudgens, Vanessa Hyland, Sarah Imbruglia, Natalia Jackson, Paris Jenner, Kris Jenner, Taylor Judge Judy Kailing, Mindy Kardashian ,Amy Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kemsley, Dorit King, Joey Kiyoko, Hayley Kloss, Karlie Kunis, Mila Lautner, Nicole Leggero, Natasha Levine, Adam Levy, Eugene Levy, Shawn Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Longoria, Eva Lucas, Matt LuPone, Patti Madonna Mamet, Zosia Marguiles, Julianna McGregor, Ewan Mendel, Howie Messing, Debra Meyers, Seth Mia, Pia Michele, Lea Miguel Milano, Alyssa Mirren, Helen Moore, Mandy Morrone, Camila Munn, Olivia Norris, Chuck O'Donnel, Rosie Oberman, Tracy-Ann Ora, Rita Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Oyelowo, David Pascal, Amy Paulson, Sarah Peck, Josh Peele, Jordan Peltz, Kim Perry, Katy Phillipps, Busy Plaza, Aubrey Pompeo, Ellen Portman, Natalie Prisloo, Behati Richie, Sofia Riley, Rachel Rock, Chris Rock, Chris Rose, Ruby Rosenthal, Phil Roth, Ellie Rowling, JK Saldaña, Zoe Sandler, Adam Savage, Ben Schnapp, Noah Schreiber, Liev Schumer, Kylie Schwartz, Lorraine Schwarzenegger, Patrick Schwimmer, David Segel, Jason\ Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Shannon, Molly Shields, Brooke Short, Martin Silverman, Brooklyn Snyder, Zach Sommerhalder, Ian Spears, Lynn Jamie Spektor, Regina Stiller, Ben Sting Stone, Sharon Sudeikis, Jason Theroux, Justin Thorne, Bella Timberlake, Justin Tisdale, Ashley Waititi, Taika Walsh, Kate Washington, Kerry Whiterspoon, Reese Wilde, Olivia Williams, Tyler James Wu, Constance Yatra, Sebastian Zimmer, Constance Zinchenko Zoe, Rachel Zuckerman, Jeremy

[supermanandloisverse]

The CW's President of Entertainment, Brad Schwartz, defines Season 4 of #SupermanAndLois as the best of the series and will blow fans' minds!

"I'm not kidding, this season will be one of the best on TV. I watched 4x01 yesterday and it will make you cry. It's incredible."

[prodigyfangirl89]

knuckles spin-off series cast

Vector the Crocodile - Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Micheal B. Jordan, Seth rogen

Espio the Chameleon - Daisuke Tsuji, l.j. benet

Charmy Bee - Colleen o'Shaughnessey, Jacob Tremblay

Mighty The Armadillo - Micheal Mando, Micheal B. Jordan, Brady noon

Ray The flying squirrel - Tara Strong, Hudson Meek

Fang The Sniper - John Patrick Lowrie, Hugh Jackman, Karl Urban,

Bean The Dynamite - Aziz Ansari, Steven Ogg

Chief Pachacamac - Danny Trejo Sofía

Tikal the Echidna - Díana Bermudez, Ana de la Reguera, Selene Luna, Sofía Espinosa, Isabela Merced, Salma Hayek, Nisa Gunduz

E-102 Gamma - Corey Burton

Wendy Witchcart - Mia Goth, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Harriet Samson Harris

Battle Kukku XV - Nolan North

Speedy XVI - Maria Bakalova

Dr. Fukurokov - Mark Ivanar

Breezie The Hedgehog - Regina King, Janelle Monáe, Jena Malone, Pollyanna McIntosh

Vanilla The Rabbit - Maggie Robertson

Amy Rose - Kimiko Glenn, Anna kendrick

Big The Cat - Dave Fennoy, Patrick Warburton, Micheal B Jordan, Kevin Chamberlin

Cream the Rabbit - Melissa Hutchison, sabrina glow

Sticks the Badger - Margot Robbie, Paola Lázaro

Gerald Kintobor - Ron Perlman

Maria Kintobor - Mkeena Grace

Commander Abraham Tower - Frank Anthony Grillo

Subject Shadow The Hedgehog (Terios Kintobor) - (Paramount stated they want an A-list celebrity to voice Shadow) Keanu Reeves, Robert Pattinson, Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Micheal B Jordan

Rouge The Bat - Chloé Hollings, Marion Cotillard, Mélanie Laurent, Camille Cottin, Jordana Lajoie, Scarlett johansson

Tom Wachowski’s father - Bob Odinkirk, Dustin Hoffman, Bill Murray, Micheal Keaton, Kurt Russell, John Goodman

Metal Sonic - Ben Schwartz(robotic filter)

E-123 Omega - Micheal B Jordan, Terry Crews, Jon Bernthal

Hazard The Bio-Lizard (Marzanna Kintobor) - Ivana Miličević

Void TrapDark - Jude Law, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way, Scott Williams, Freddie Highmore,

Lumina Flowlight - Tabitha St. Germain

Blaze’s Mother - Janina Gavankar, Sakina Jaffrey

Blaze The Cat (Indian/British accent) - Priyanka Chopra, Devika Bhise, Varada Sethu, Simone Ashley, Ulka Simone Mohanty, Natasha Chandel

Marine the Raccoon - Sia, Katie Bergin, Bella Heathcote, Isla Lang Fisher, Rylee Alazraqui, Kendal Rae

Blaze’s Rival: Frost The Axotol(example)- Michelle Yeoh, Fala Chen, Antony Starr

Jet’s Father - Matt Ryan, Iwan Rheon

Jet The Hawk - Tony Hawk, Aaron Paul, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dante Basco, Ken Jeong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jimmy O. Yang

Wave The Swallow - Sarah Margaret Qualley

Storm the Albatross (pacific, Oceania) - Dave Batista, Taylor Wily

Emerl The Gizoid - Augus Imrie, Kendal Rae,

Clutch The Possum - Micheal Rooker, Benjamin Byron Davis, Robert Allen Wiethoff

Tangle The Lemur - Lauren Keke Palmer, Brenda Song

Whisper The Wolf - Stefanie Joosten, Ana de Armas

Mimic The Octopus - Richard Colin Brake

Doctor Starline - Troy Baker, Hugh Grant,

Starline’s Love interest and partner -

Rough and Tumble the Skunks - Will Ferrell and John C. Reily, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key

Surge The Tenrec - Rachel Bloom, AJ Michalka

Kitsunami The Fennec Fox - Michael Cera, Kyle McCarley

Zavok - Christopher Judge, John Cena, Jon Bernthal

Master Zik - Frank Oz, Randall Duk Kim, Dustin Hoffman

Zeena -Mindy Kaling

Zor - Jaeden Martell, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way

Zazz - Danny Brown,

Zomom - T.J. Miller

Black Doom -

,Keith David https://youtu.be/9LmOwEfPHUo

, Jackie Earle Haley - https://youtu.be/sF8zxctevXc

, Jon Bernthal - https://youtu.be/sDp4AuNen0Y

, Sean Schemmel -

, Ray Porter - https://youtu.be/aR8p4DIpxxE

,Karl Urban - https://youtu.be/ccF3uvpJ96I

Eclipse The Darkling - Norman Reedus

Callisto The Darkling - Carrie-Anne Moss

Dark Oak - Jeremy Irons

Black Narcissus - Angelina Jolie

Pala Bayleaf - John Leguizamo

Yellow Zelkova - Terry Crews

Red Pine - Pat Casey or Josh Miller

Cosmo The Seedrian - Carol Anne Day, Liliana Mumy

Lyric The Ancient(Owl like Longclaw) - Jackie Earle Haley

Johnny Lightfoot - Taron Egerton

Tekno The Canary - Paula Burrows

Porker Lewis - John Boyega, Daniel Radcliffe

Shorty “Shortfuse” The Cybernik - Cillian Murphy, Barry Sloane

Ebony The Cat - Gratiela Brancusi

Sonia The Hedgehog - Kiernan Shipka, Evan Rachel Wood, Isabella Merced, Jena Malone

Manic The Hedgehog - Joe Keery

Sally Acorn - Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman

Antoine D’Coolette - Tomer Capone, Bradley Cooper(hes fluent in French)

Bunnie Rabbot - Alex McKenna

Rotor The “Boomer” Walrus - John Cena

Nicole The Holo-Lynx - Ashly Burch

Lupe The Wolf - Amber Midthunder

Dulcy The Dragon - America Ferrera

Chip - Tom Holland, Freddie Highmore

Professor Dillion Pickle - Ian McKellen

Imperator Ix - Gary Oldman

Shade The Echidna - Lady Gaga

Infinite The Jackal - Kit Harington, Jon Bernthal

Silver The Hedgehog - Steven Yeun

Gold The Tenrec - Simone Ashley

Professor Von Schlemmer - Matthias Schweighöfer

Dr. Negan Robotnik a.k.a Eggman Neo - J.K. Simmons, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Giancarlo Esposito, Bryan Cranston, Pedro Pascal

Dr. Grimer Wormtongue - Ian McShane, Jackie Earle Haley

Chris thorndyke - Graham Verchere

Frost the hobidon - Dakota lotus

Juliet suter - Sydney Scotia

Antia/tania - Cassie glow

Perci - Stephanie lemelin

Preteen bokkun - Brett Gray

Park ranger - Patrick Warburton

Ashe - peyton r. perrine iii

Burst wisp - cherami Leigh

Uncle Charles - David Lengel

Bernadette - Melanie Zanetti

[flovverworks]

I NEED TO TALK MORE ALCHSTAR sorry, but the fact they monster-ified joshua & has her fight herself all conflicted like 'no, dont do this' and 'i hate you' to schwartz has me DIZZY cuz 1) the aspect into it (joshua & the bg breaking while schwartz wasnt) was SO good alchstar aesthethic team u r my everything 2) joshua harboring these negative feelings and them manifesting right after the viewers was told how she saved mia TWICE aauughh i WANT you 3) thats. thats. what i want for sino crossover akira,,,,nightmarification due to wanting to protect the wizards/them being hurt,,,so reading all that,,,,aauuGGghhHHhhHHhhH