#mexican drag is everything yall

[sirmidezz]

Erm hellur fellas

I'm aware its been some time since I have been on here, a lot has happened and I mean A LOT. Lets start off with explanation on what has been going: I used to live in Mexico when I first started posting on here, at first I had an American phone which allowed me to do a variety of things such as draw digital art without my phone glitching, able to make posts without it buffering and then deleting my work. I then got a Mexican phone from an oxxo (basically a gas station :'[) and that phone didn't seem to work like at all and I kept on having complications. so I wasn't able to post for quite a lot of time, even before I got my new phone I had zero internet connection so I wasn't even able to get on the internet or do basically a lot of things. More recently though I moved back here to America, so I was pretty busy with everything and everyone. I wont say I will be able to post more often now with the big move and everything but this time I can and I will try to post at least once a week. Another thing I want to discuss is about the new stuff I will be making content about, I will be dedicating this account to team fortress, yes after all of these years my friends managed to finally drag me into this wacky fandom and game and I can say I love it a lot more then I expected. I still will be writing about all of my other fandoms and stuff but I just want to let yall know I'm gonna be stuck with tf2 for some time as my main. What I also am gonna disclaim is certain topics that really require a TW for S@. recently I underwent a very traumatic experience that really changed my life, I wont get into details, but I'm really hoping to find people to share my story with and heal alongside me as I journey through the the unknown silence that comes after the S@, and for anyone else reading this who has been through stuff like this just know, you are still loved, you are heard, you are seen, and your not fighting this battle alone, my page is a safe space for everyone who has suffered stuff like this and I hope to one day be able to not only see others heal greatly but to also see myself grow from the experience I have had. It's hard thinking that stuff like this would've never happened to you but it suddenly does and now your lost on a road you would have never expected to be on because you always had it in a very convincing vision. I'm glad I'm able to be back on this platform and explore new ideas and see how much my mutuals have grown, even if they moved onto different fandoms I probably wont be apart of anytime soon lol. But any who, a big announcement, I wont be posting art a lot anymore until further notice but, I still will be posting stuff like silly headcannons, short excerpts of storys' I will be working on and random play dialogue with my favorite characters and a few OCs and my self inserts if I'm feeling the mood to be in my own worlds. but anyways to end this little note I would like to say that after all of this waiting I'm finally 16 so as my mother told me to type "clear the streets the beast is running wild." a reference to the fact im old enough to drive legally. :)

[yourestillnotfunny]

Deborah la Grande, Aviesc Who? and Alexis 3XL

Photographed by Mario Aragon

[bthebeachboi]

The gold rush in Cal since I saw a lot of it and some world building

tw. blood mention, kinda religious trauma and stuff, I tried to leave politics out of it since Goverment did some horrible stuff when the gold rush was happening at least in California, can't say I read about it anywhere else.

It's a long one so yall might not wanna read that

So, the gold rush wasn't a fun time for California, don't get him wrong, but thanks to it his hair finally got cut. When the gold rush ended, his hair that was literally dragging on the ground was roughly cut a little above his shoulders only because they were destroyed by people.

San Francisco has the most memories from the gold rush since he grew a lot then. Sacramento likes to say that it's him who has them the most, but SF usually doesn't talk about it. It's not because he hates it, but he changed a lot then and he still isn't a fan of some changes.

San Diego was worried about his younger sibling, but because he's one of the closest parts of California to Cal, he was in a great amount of pain. State tried to take everything on by himself, but women??? And having rights?? Haha, wild! So they usually tried to push SD into the work.

They quickly learnt that if they'll even try to talk to him California will be way scarier than any man they met.

I like the idea that some "places" like French Louisiana or Spanish/Mexican California were more like a humanoid creature than a personification.

Cal saw lots of deaths in this time, probably not his record but still way too many, so he went to the sea more. Because of that was born a legend about a lady in white with long black hair, painting sea in blood and gold. Locals liked to say that she can bring riches or death, never something in the middle.

Before the end of the gold rush and cutting his hair, California always was way slower than any state or city because they always would get caught in something.

Gov was the one being there when the gold rush happened, like in any other place. Not only because he was the greediest from the sibling, but also because he knew how ugly it could get. And he was right.

Ignoring California for five seconds,,, Oklahoma, aka "No man's land" since he really was just no one's til French Loui got sold, even maybe longer??(I don't know how, if someone has something about it, let me know!) He actually existed then, just wasn't really useful when the USA got him. His English was okay, barely though. The more new people started living there, the more uncomfortable he was, it was a lot like SF when he started becoming a bigger city, they both weren't fans of that. Even after he became a state, he stayed away from most people around him for a while. Sometimes he still feels uncomfortable around them, like he's out of place.

French Louisiana met Gov a few times and they hated each other. FL liked to annoy him and call him names, yet he had the last laugh when the creature broke in front of his eyes. No state was there when it happened, but if you'd ask, Gov will say that the fear in its eyes pushed him to laugh even harder, finding it rather amusing that something so big and powerful broke down so easily.

Louisiana looks the most like it, having the same eyes and the same hair, when he's angry Gov usually tries to stay out of his way, still having nightmares about FL trying to drag him with itself. All four/six hands gripping onto him, pulling him down to hell.

Coming back to California and his cities, San Diego since he was raised christian (or catholic?? is there a difference? .-.), he has a bible verse tattooed on his chest, he did not agree to it, but life sucks. San Diego is also one of the only two cities with golden, beautiful hair, second being Sacramento.

Actually, I will mention it later, but San Francisco is close to NY in character, but he has enough ego to say that he hates that comparison because he's way better. He's also one of the most annoying cities for most of them, even if they'll say that as cities, LA is worse, as a "person" LA is way easier to be around with.

San Francisco is actually actively trying to be the worst to everyone above Cal and B, since he doesn't like them as much as he acts. The only cities he hangs out with are San Diego, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, LV and him are drinking buddies.

Nothing about the cities is from anything else than just wiki or personal ideas, most info about gold rush or anything history based is also from wiki.

[awkwardtaco056]

I swear people that are still anti-cannabis (especially on this site) are lowkey so funny. They typically fall into one of several categories, they’re conservative, very religious (typically Christian), they’re white (not always ofc, I’m aware of POC that are highly against it), they’re an old-head parroting propaganda that’s been circling for nearly a goddamn century or they’ve suffered their own personal negative experience involving it in some way or form.

I’m not saying that weed can’t have negative effects. I’m not saying people can’t get addicted. I’m not saying that everyone on the planet needs to drop everything and smoke a fat blunt. However, I do feel like several of these anti-pot people are bigger assholes than the average stoner they so frequently drag down.

They'll hop on their soapbox preaching about how terrible weed is for you while BLATANTLY ignoring the proven positives cannabis can have, totally disregarding the disabled people who turn to it to ease pain, cancer patients who use it medicinally, people suffering from crippling anxiety and/or PTSD finding peace of mind, helping depressed people when life feels hopeless, people with ADHD slow their brains down so they can think, people recovering from EDs, the list goes on and on but those anti-marijuana people will just clutch their pearls and screech that "You're DANGEROUS" because they had to deal with a dickhead that happened to smoke weed.

Bad potheads exist. They do and it sucks, it really does, but that’s not the cannabis’ fault babe. That's on them. Just like they can't blame the weed if they fuck up because they still have to take responsibility, you don't get to do that either. If someone around you refuses to quit smoking up around you, that’s them being an asshole, not the weed. If someone is pressuring you to smoke, that's THEM being on some bullshit, not the weed. If someone gets violent over some damn pot, that’s THEM acting the fuck out and being a bad person, not the damn weed!!

also I hate that people still feel that weed is this scary bad drug when some of the reasons it’s illegal is literally because of racism! you can argue it isn’t the main reason but people literally started calling it marijuana in the first place to bank on people’s xenophobia. It's one thing to not like it, but to think it still needs to be illegal is fucked up because it disproportionately fucks over black and brown communities over what? A couple grams?? You're a terrible person!!

My point here isn't to convince yall that cannabis is 100000% fine to run amok with, because like I said, it isn't for everyone and it's totally fine not to want it. But don't run around saying things like weed is inherently an evil devil plant or that every stoner is just a dangerous criminal in denial because one, you're wrong, and two, that's literally a sentiment that's been going around since the 1930's to make Mexican immigrants and black people look bad and to further criminalize them. Shut up.

[turtlethor-blog]

@jacquesooo remember when you said I wouldn’t do it?? Well, I’m going to but in headcanon format bc yall are too much of a mess for me to write without commentary LMAO. I haven’t used tumblr in so long, you should thank me. 

Anyway here’s your indulgent love simon au, imma blast 

also how come you don’t have a ship name, im lowkey salty

First of all, Jacqueline’s obviously-yes-obviously-not Simon and Luisa’s gonna be Bram, they just have to switch personalities (GET IT B/C SIMON WAS JACQUE((LINE))S)

Anyway, we know the story, Jacqueline sees luisa’s tumblr, she becomes Whipped™, she admires the blogger from afar as you do

But HECC she doesn’t know that this bitch is gonna become her bitch soon enough b/c look ma they go to the sAMe sCHoOL 

And at the same school, they hate each other b/c Jacqueline’s a lil overachieving freshman piece of shit & luisa’s a loud ass mexican that’s sick & tired of everything

10 dollars that jacqueline’s group talks smack about luisa’s tall ass in jacqueline’s language class (”she wears ripped jeans all the time, it makes her seem taller, s o   W h Y”)

bonus if luisa does the same tbh (mexican people are so mean, the fuck)

Jacqueline opens up Luisa's tumblr (not knowing it’s irl luisa, you goddamn slow cabALLo), she’s in the ask box, and look she’s typing out her feelings on anon b/c she’s a disaster gay but she’s trying!! 

Guess what, the ask goes through (”your ask has been received :)”)

Jacqueline screams for the next week or so b/c Luisa replies but luisa should make her scream someway else soon enough u know? 👀

So you know, she’ll just keep sending anons b/c she can and she sucks

On the other hand, Jacqueline tells tumblr!Luisa a funny story that there’s a school!Luisa at her school and “holYYyy god she’s so annoying, and she looks like you from your selfies but you’re prettier b/c school!Luisa looks like an orc dw dw” (omg fdsafdfsg)

And tumblr!Luisa tells Jacqueline “there’s a different Jacqueline at my school tOO and she’s so stuck up and she’s so short and i know you are too but it’s okay, you’re better than the irl Jacqueline i k N o W”

Jacqueline sweetie i know you say Luisa’s dense but you’re McSlow and she’s McDense (even in this au)

You guys talk about mango discourse and Luisa’s drinking habits (as in water not alcohol sdffdsf) and that applies in this au too

Plus I’ll never forget when Jacqueline called Luisa “50 shades of puta”

No emails, just anons with the panda sign off

Just slow slow burn in the form of two slow gays b/c they know they live in the same area but they won’t tell each other where 

you’re probs wondering: who tf is martin here?? easy, themselves

?? why??? BECAUSE JACQUELINE WON’T TELL LUISA SHE’S GAY FOR HER AND LUISA’S TOO LUISA TO COME OUT 

but for angst reasons let’s say for some reason they connect two and two because a Martin has told them :0

and Jacqueline realizes the Luisa she hated at school b/c she was too tall and too annoying was the same Luisa she was sending anons to

and Luisa realizes the Jacqueline at school that was constantly sideyeing her and giving her attitude was the same Jacqueline that told her ily and goodnight everyday

Honey you know they both aren’t functional as it is, this would destroy their brains and hearts

Idk what the hell would be going in Luisa’s life but Jacqueline’s fuckboy friends find out 

You know that scene in love simon where Simon’s friends get mad at him but he holds it together until he realizes he lost Blue, and that’s when he starts bawling?

That would be jacqueline

are we sure that this is an au anymore wtf

BUT jacqueline is stubborn as hell and she won’t talk to luisa online and at school no more (so in a sense she’s also like bram 🤔)

and it hurts her like hell b/c it shows, she’s not enjoying going out or playing lacrosse no more b/c she loves luisa sm so like,,, wyd pretending you don’t

So this lil shit gets love sick and thinks about kissing luisa on top of a ferris wheel or you know just,,, gay in general

But you know whats even gayer than a ferris wheel?? STARGAZING

god bless tumblr friends

they set them up somehow, it’s an awkward car ride to the hills, but when they get there the stars were so bright and jacqueline automatically points out which constellation was which like it was second nature

luisa thinks she’s a dork

jacqueline thinks she’s a lot more interesting than every star in the sky

but she’s also vehemently aware of the hand holding hers (gay)

they’re cuddled at the back open trunk with a warm blanket and speaking so damn softly to each other (gayer)

and they say “i love you” a couple dozen times and they kiss and everything feels fuzzy & warm & sweet (gAYEST)

like lemme paint a picture for yall: they have the same weighted blanket draped on their shoulders and they’re kissing so softly b/c they were so scared of losing each other and jacquelines fingertips are dragging themselves under luisa’s shirt even tho she knows full well luisa’s ticklish

it’s such a fuzzy & warm feeling to be kissing someone you know full well is your soulmate, just saying

and it feels even greater knowing you’ll never lose each again

probs how bram & simon felt, but just saying, gay it up even more, yall

they don’t leave beside each other for a very long time

the next day they go buy iced coffee together 

[breakingmllc]

Drag Racing Because Dying Rich Is Dumb Vintage Retro

Starring on the Drag Racing Because Dying Rich Is Dumb Vintage Retro show has proven to be a new experience for Pollard: Without needing to be the loudest and craziest person in the room à la Flavor of Love, she can just be herself. It’s her show, and she calls the shots and controls the narrative. “Being back on television is so awesome. It’s cool to have the pressure off of me,” says Pollard.

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[thespian-dreamer]

People on here ENJOYING how the other queens went down for Valentina and posting how much they hate her, curious how they’re the same people who were complaining about the hate towards other queens. Yes, she should of spoken earlier about it but when you go from nada to a huge fanbase, you don’t really know how to control it. Don’t you all think just for a moment that the queens went for her because of the hate they were receiving? Instead of transforming it into something positive just took it and gave her beef. Also, it’s so funny how yall “cringed” with the Selena thing when Val represents México more than Selena. For starters one is TEX-MEX (so yeah, american influence is a big part of this) and the other is just, all about México. She speaks more spanish, her parents didn’t make her learn spanish to please an audience (come on, here in Mécico we know the real T about Selena, no shade and no shame but lets call things as they are), she’s more in touch with our culture, even her drag performance (the way she lipsyncs) is very mexican. Have you guys been down here to see mexican drag queens? SHE DOES represent México, everything in her drag is as if she came to Tijuana to study drag queens for more than a year. I understand you guys not getting it, as i said her drag is more mexican in México, not first gen mexican in the US. VERY different. Since this season started i have never sent hate and wont start doing so. If you feel butthurt about my post, then this was for you. If you wanna send me hate about it, my point exactly on the hypocrisy. Live and let live, support your fave without hating on others. While you’re here hating, they’re all there booking more shows. They win, you don’t.

[generichockeyfan]

obligatory post of me screaming into the void about how ridiculous the leafs rookies are so stay tuned for a long ass post about how the leafs rookies killed it this season and how they fucking shined !!!! both on the leafs and with all rookies 

in all seriousness, even tho I’m disappointed and worried about facing the caps, these rookies have been fucking amazing all season they’ve smashed so many fucking records it’s ridiculous these boys are extremely talented and have worked their asses off all season to get into playoffs as an entire group, the 7 rookies have 300 points. do you know how fucking ridiculous that is ?!?!?!?!? like i know u cant hear me bc its a text post but im feeling a lot like steve dangle rn 

like mitchy and willy have 61 points. each. (WHAT THE SHIT !!!) mitch has 19 goals and 42 assists, willy has 22 goals and 39 assists. they’re a) DISGUSTING!!!! and b) leading the entire team in assists numbers 1 and 2 and c) holy fuck like thats just fucking ridiculous the two of them led to over 80 goals this whole season and my sweet sweet russian boy nikita zaitsev has 32 fucking assists (and 36 points)

speaking of goals, i’m holding off total auston screaming, but that boy has 40 fucking goals, and leading the entire team by a decent margin (naz who’s #2 has 32 goals). do you know who else are leaders in goal scoring on the leafs???  willy nilly nylander with 22 goals, downtown connor brown with 20, and mitchell fucking marner with 19 as numbers 4, 5, and 6 respectively. 

damn i should’ve just made a fucking video of me screaming in my room bc this is gonna be fucking long as hell but here we are

we all know how fucking disgusting auston, mitch, and willy are, but connor brown has also fucking killed it all season with those 20 goals and 16 assists for 36 points like in any other season he would’ve been top star and to transition to how our leafs rookies stand up against all rookies 

my boy downtown connor brown, who tends to get lost in the whirlwind of the golden trio, is number 11 out of all rookies this season with 36 points, 20 goals and 16 assists. nikita zaitzsev is right behind him at 13 (he also has 36 points but 4 goals and 32 assists). zach fucking hyman my Good Jewish Boy, my smart boy who writes childrens books, is at number 21 with 28 points; 18 assists and 10 goals who was so fucking good on the hyman-matthews-nylander line i refuse to hear anyone say a single bad thing about him on that line bc that line fucking W O R K E D ! and we know that !!! and sosh my feisty little russian ray of sunshine is at 65 with 9 points (5 goals, 4 assists) has still been a fucking strong player. 

and holy fuck yall like these are kids in their first year in the nhl playing a ridiculous amount of games. THEY’RE GONNA GET BETTER !!!!! THEIR PRIME WONT BE FOR ANOTHER FEW YEARS EVEN !!! LIKE THEYRE STILL LEARNIGN AND GROWING AND ADJUSTING !!! AND YET !!! LOOK HOW WELL THEY’VE DONE !!! 

WHAT THE SHIT MAN. 

these boys have probably played the most games they’ve ever played before and they were still killing it at the end. like auston, brownie, zaits, and hyman have all played ALL 82 games. which is fucking insane that’s a fucking lot. and willy has only missed a single game. mitchy missed 5 when he got hurt, and sosh has played 56. AND !!! they’re going into the fucking PLAYOFFS after the rookies, and goalies thank u freddie and mac, dragged the teams ass all the way here. 

all of these rookies are fucking amazing like ridiculously disgusting and unbelievable and i love them all so much like holy shit like how many fucking records have these rookies broken ???? i’ve lost count bc THEY KEEP BREAKING RECORDS 

like willy and mitch are 3rd and 4th for all rookies with the same amount of points like holy hell what the shit man  

like auston matthews (quick reminder that auston is mexican american and that fact is adding to all these fucking records and achievements he’s reaching so just jot that down !!!) is fucking ridiculous like i’ll make another screaming into the void post about him by himself many times over, but hes number fucking 1 of all rookies. number 1 draft pick and number 1 in points AND goals AND assists baby !!!! he’s fucking absolutely mesmerizingly ridiculous and i am brought to tears watching him play. so yeah he’s all around leading rookies in well everything all around leader baby BUT 

auston matthews is also tied for SECOND (2) for goals in the Entire National Hockey League. all of it. literally the entire fucking league. he’s tied for second leading scorer. in the entire nhl. as a rookie. as a 19 year old mexican american boy from arizona. he’s 4 goals under leading scorer sidney crosby. like hes a top fucking  leading scorer across the entire fucking league in his fucking rookie year. 

he’s also the only player in the league to get a shot on goal in every fucking game his team has played like how fucking ridiculous is this kid

how fucking ridiculous are all of these rookies ???!?!?!?!?! like this is fucking ridiculous i love all of these boys and what the shit man they’re gonna get BETTER how are they gonna get better i dont know how they’re already amazing and incredible and talented and beautful and its fucking disgusting and guess whos going to the FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!!

[scootsenshi]

I dont fuck with Jeffree Star. I dont understand any Black or Mexican or decent person who does fuck with him or his easily dupe-able makeup. I dont see how putting money into the pockets of a truly trash racist asshole is worth a black highlighter that is literally a giant black eye shadow or probably receiving some broken palette that will be hellish to return is worth it. 

When I see a black person on youtube or a black beauty blogger use a Jeffree Star product I die inside. Ya’ll will be the first to drag someone that says something problematic or ignorant but when a person is a flat out racist that only brings around his black employee when he’s complained about or when he has a model for his line tan so dark but cant hire a girl her skintone half the time. 

Yall drage everyone for everything but when this person has literally said some of the most blantantly racist shit then tried to deflect ya’ll still spend $20 dollars on “Pussy lip Pink” or “Black like my soul” matte lippies you could match for like $7 dollars at a beauty supply or colorpop or fucking every make up company in existence these days. 

Fuck You.