#metafoundation

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

I present to you: a drawing of a bunch of senior personnel from the SCP Foundation.

[aleph-trix]

I wonder if in the admonition timeline the foundation constructed an eigenweapon using like the four scp-6500-alpha artifacts to neutralise the impasse. It would be on brand for that universe

[dino--draws]

Builds a gay little eigenmachine that pisses off the Oracle Collective

[darkhopping]

accidentally types miles 43 . in beyond the spiderverse their goobers get called paradox exodus apple watches and the reisno cannon is just there

[darkhopping]

wait shit i meant to rb that from LOL ur art is also cool i love how expressive it all is 👍 however . get perceived also

as u can tell im very obnoxious about placeholder👍

[oqmemphis]

I think about half of my followers got here from SCP/Metafoundation stuff, and the other half got here via jan Misali, so: if you like absurd degrees of bit commitment, big dumb classification lookup tables, and/or conlangs, I strongly recommend this recent article by Djoric:

which includes, among other things, this excerpt:

[handsome-john]

Reading all of homestuck to understand all of metafoundation

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[whistl-stahp]

this idea is original and CERTAINLY not stolen from anybody in the metafoundation discord

gn

[maybemoss]

HELLO????? this is insane. i just assumed the PHMD in Beggar Belief was some kind of alternate Place who did work for the Metafoundation but no this makes so much sense. Paraline Ilse breaking out of 5956-X and hunting PHMD down???? oh man. oh man. of course

Hiii hello I was thinking about your silly little Devices this morning and found myself wondering “what the hell is going on with them???” because while the PEE is labeled in its diagram the PXE isn’t. So I proceeded to spend an hour and a half trying to deduce just that. I have no idea if I am anywhere CLOSE to correct or accurate with any of this but it WAS fun to speculate here ya go

I snapped a little. Hopefully tumblr doesn’t butcher the quality and hopefully my handwriting is legible. For the amusement of the jury here is the full Mess of a canvas i was working on:

this is extremely cool of you

there are two pretty well-defined categories of transport to alternate universes in most sci-fi: there's time-like travel, and space-like travel. time-like travel to alternate universes is the """creation""" of alternate universes by changing the natural course of causality via time travel eg. 5243 or 5956; space-like travel to alternate universes is like Lampeter / Multiversal Compass where you're transitioning to a different "region of the multiverse" or whatever

since the SCPverse has narrative dimension, there's also "story-like" travel to alternate universes, in which you essentially abuse plot convenience to travel to whatever alternate universe facilitates the rest of the current story taking place. The PEE is the first ever attempt at this type of interdimensional travel

The PXE is intended to be much more comprehensive in scope. Its main chassis is near-identical to the PEE (you can actually see that the body of the PXE is built off the PEE model), but it also incorporates the jank-ass Para!SCP-5956 from Paraline. These facilitate story-like travel and time-like travel, respectively.

the designation "███X-MCD/II" could be interpreted as "this is the PXE mark two". But why not just abbreviate to PXE Mark II? Why have a more convoluted designation? And what is the purpose of this redaction? Is there another common type of designation used by the Foundation which would have the relevant researcher's initials in the designation?

presumably, PHMD can use this thing to go just about anywhere he wants -- like, okay, it's only got 2/3 of the types of multiversal travel capabilities (SO FAR) (THAT WE KNOW OF), so maybe he can only explore causally- or narratively-relevant universes, but that's still got to be uncountably infinitely many potential realities -- so, like, why doesn't he? Why is he hanging around in admoline and causing problems here? What does he have to gain from this? What is he going to accomplish here that he won't be able to find someplace else in the infinite multiverse?

since PHMD carries over he and Gears' invention of the PH-GOS after the 6820 timeline reset (renaming it to the PH-OS and pretending he designed it independently), and since it seems to be an extremely powerful piece of technology (the ultimate reality anchor), it's safe to suppose some elements of the PH-OS were integrated into the PXE in the interim. The PH-OS is concerned with the ontokinetic / informational view of the current state of the current universe; perhaps it can be repurposed as a tool for scanning and processing data about alternate universes

Why can Ilse see through PHMD's bullshit? Why doesn't she draw attention to it? Why are they rhyming at each other?

What happened to the Ilse from Paraline?

[dino--draws]

Just realized I never posted this little fuck

I need to read more about this guy but by sheer vibes and the things I've heard in the metafoundation server, November by sparkbird is very mcdoctrate-core

[kikunai]

Gay (in a broad sense)

the Meta in Metafoundation means multiverse gayness (multiverse gayness)

[darkhopping]

being a 43 and 17 enjoyer at the same time is so fucking funny

[dino--draws]

"<The message repeats seven times, gaining one additional voice in chorus with each repetition: I. Reynders, A. McInnis, N. Ngo, Place. H. MD., P. Deering, and D. Deering.>" "Oh great her dead husband was amongst the chorus on the damned." "UH-HUH! :D"

"They love the torment nexus here at Site-43."

"Chief Torosyan-Deering begins to weep.>" [que quiet "AW,," and various sad noises]

"I used my hatred of him as a lodestar. " "The power of being a hater....."

"Dr. Deering: How did you keep perspective? How did you keep on working to that goal, without any foreknowledge that you had a chance?

Chief Torosyan-Deering:  Hate." [this is an ad-lib, which had us giggling]

"When my resolve slipped, I promised myself I'd track down that supercilious twit and let him have it with both barrels, as a victory treat." "As a treat!"

The color coding and braided story telling is so fuckinngggg good holy shit

" Canonical Bundle WOAF-- [starts giggling because she said that like 'woof']

"SUMMARY: A bolus of unabated conceptual matter appears within the corpse of Large Scale Aggressor Brasil-01, undergoing acroamatic abatement procedures at Area-16. In admixture with other substances processed at that facility, the bolus metastasizes within the corpse and instantiates what the local Foundation soon terms a "conceptuokaiju" resident in the logosphere. This entity promptly colonizes the realms of speech and cognition, preying and feeding on human mindfulness and assaulting linguistic structures and higher grammatical forms. Plans are underway for the instantiation of a counterconceptual linguistic device ("mecha-verb") to combat it, code-named RED PEN." "I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!!!" [various giggles]

"HOLY SHIT DAY BROKE! ADMOFOUNDATION BROKE THE FUCKING DAY."

"Recognized by the Oracle Collective (and Metafoundation writ large) as the authoritative Prime-Timeline.

" The "Mobius Stripper"" "The STRIPPER!" "Thats what they call my peni--"

"For Episode 5, we're gay now!"

Buckle up, chuckle fucks.

[darkhopping]

no you don't understand being named "placeholder mcdoctorate" is the least weird thing about him. every iteration of him that makes a device that lets him travel to alternate canons has named said device 'p.e.e.' he watches dr. who. he went to town on his tim hortons order. he studies the science of being in a story. that's an understatement; his pataphysics has quantum mechanics in it. the bad timeline iteration of him said 'the authors had left [them].' said bad timeline iteration traveled to a DIFFERENT bad timeline with the p.e.e. and fucked shit up trying to kill 682 so much that 682(0) vored that timeline. and then he traveled to ANOTHER DIFFERENT (BUT STILL SIMILAR) bad timeline again and as of the latest story his p.e.e. disappeared and presumably he's now trapped there. he's divorced

[darkhopping]

i love how crossing paradox timeline and site 17 deepwell gives you like . admonition . absolutely TASTY blend of those two shitstorms bravo ready the clown music i wanna see how paradox place manages to scrungle things even worse than dougall ever did