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Minha mestruação vai descer :)
Tô com cólicas :(
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Well this is almost over and I’m not surprised by these results. I like talking about reproductive, sexual and menstrual health and hygiene so I’m gonna seize the moment to show you interesting data on my favourite period product: the Menstrual cup. When I first started using it, I was so scared to go from pads to MC. I havent ever used a tampon, even back then. I genuinely couldn’t know how to use one. I have to be honest and say I choose to leave pads for something else for ecological reasons before anything else. I hate that every month I was forced to produce such a environmental disgrace such pads for like a week. It was not sustainable and I wanted to change that. I had a very different relationship with my periods. I was always so self conscious to walk around using a pad, to go to the toilet and doing daily stuff (work out, shower, wear tight jeans or sweatpants). The MC has changed the game for me. In the first months with MC, I was so excited for it to come! I was so excited just to use it. I’ve started perceiving periods as something I was finally okay with. I recommend MC to literally anyone who is curious to try it. If you have questions and /or doubts about it we can talk it through! I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I think scholastic system lacks so much about reproductive health programs and you have to find things out on your own most of the time. I wish somebody could talk about many of these things to younger me instead of learning it during med school lol
Anyway, I will report a summary of a systematic review about women, girls, and transgender people who use hygienic menstrual products monthly. This meta-analysis assessed the menstrual cup, combining information from medical and grey literature to inform choice and strengthen the evidence base for programmes supporting menstrual health, such as for schoolgirls in low-income and middle-income countries or among refugees. (Link 1, link 2, link 3 if you are curious), but I’ll spare you some time by copy-pasting here.
Leakage was similar or less when using the menstrual cup than when using disposable pads and tampons.
The adoption of a menstrual cup required a familiarisation phase and peer support seemed to be important for uptake in low- income and middle-income countries. Around 70% of participants in 13 studies declared wanting to continue use.
Menstrual cups were infrequently mentioned in online educational materials on puberty and menstruation for adolescent girls; the lack of information appears to be global.
In studies that examined the vagina and cervix during follow-up, no mechanical harm was evident from use of a menstrual cup.
Infection risk did not appear to increase with use of a menstrual cup, and compared with pads and tampons, some studies indicated a decreased infection risk. A study in Kenya that detected lower bacterial vaginosis in users of a menstrual cup than in those who used sanitary pads postulated that the inert material of the menstrual cup might assist in maintaining a healthy vaginal pH and microbiome.
Reported pain might relate to variations in the pelvic anatomy or wrong positioning of the menstrual cup leading to internal pressure. These factors could account for case reports of hydronephrosis or urinary incontinence.
Allergies to the materials used in menstrual cups are not common, but women should be aware of the possibility and keep this in mind when starting use. However, for women who start using a menstrual cup, discrimination between discomfort as part of the normal learning curve and pathology might be difficult.
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*feeling awful for no clear reason yesterday*
*waking up to my period* "hellooo bitch did you miss me 😘"
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Prep List
Standard ISO shipping container Air -Filtration System/Exchanger Food -1100 MREs (3 Years worth + 5 emergency) -500 Canned Non Perishables Water -4 X 16 Gallon Rain Barrels -2 X 2 Gallon Gravity Fed Water Filter Warmth -8 Lamps. 20 Gallons of Kerosene. 2000 matchsticks. -Heavy Duty Clothing First Aid/Hygiene -3 Year Supply of Kits Energy -2 Years Worth of All Battery Types -LED Flashlights Weapons/Tools -Machete, Firearm + Cleaning Solvents and Oils
A note, found at Fall’s End Garage. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County
#All Battery Types Ever Made™#also on the note of hygiene I think so often about how shitty dealing with periods probably is in Hope County once the cult set up all the#road blocks and especially after the collapse#I for my part would probably get one period and immediately kill myself#I'm already pretty close to that when I usually get my period lol#add scarcity of EVERYTHING into the mix and I'd just unsubscribe#by the way: there are still widespread myths about mestruation making hikerers more attractive to bears and thus more likely to be attacked#because of the smell of blood or some shit#yeah I thoroughly did my research and there is literally nothing to suggest that#so if you need it for writing purposes or whatever now you're all set#and if you wanna go hiking in areas with significant bear pupolation there is no need to worry#literally the only thing you need to pay attention to is remembering to bring a trash bag for used period products and dispose of them#properly after your trip and not in nature#the mo yo know#wow okay that was A Digression#Far Cry 5#Notes of Hope County#mine#only queue can make all this world seem right
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Danny 'Jed Olsen' Johnson x pregnant reader
You
You met the ghostface regularly, or rather, it went to your home. You had sex many times, at first you felt guilty about the fact that it is the ghostface and the same hands that satisfied you and touched you are the same ones that kill innocent people.
Most of the time he did not use a condom. But it was okay because you are taking pill, but now, the unexpected happened, your mestruation has been late for 2 weeks, you thought it was just because of the stress of work unitil it started to feel alot of nausea and your breasts were well sore, you refused to take a pregnancy test, for fear, fear off what will happen if you are pregnant, pregnant with a serial killer, not just a serial killer, but the ghostface, or rather, Danny, at the least that was the names he gaves you.
You just woke up from a party that your friend Jessie called you, you are not much of parties, but you were a little away from your friend because of your little case with the largest serial killer in the United States of America, and was scared of what he can do about people close to you, Danny is a little jealous, the last time a guy screwed me, he cut his throat the next day...
I felt guilty for days, but the guy ran a hand on my ass, so on a second thought, i don't feel guilty at all.
RING RING RING
The alarm sound tuck tou of you thoughts. And them the desire of vomit again, i think i will really have to do this...arriving in the bathroom, you took the small box were there was the pregnancy test from the courter where you have you things. After doing the whole process, you let out a sign and them start to despair when you look at the results, positive, "Positive, a fucking positive, of couse, the pill was no use shit any" you talk softly "Jesus Christ, what do i do? Abortion? Tell him? Cry?scream? Oh my god, oh my fucking god, i have to run away? Just go?" You start crying softly, looking at the little staff in your hands, and finally, thrown on the trash.
Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen
I woke up early to play the perfect american citizen Jed, the dear Jed, who all love and no one even suspicious. I passed my gel on my black hair I observed my body toned on the mirror, despite some scars, and them my suit and tie, all perfect.
I arrived at gazette journal, greeted the receptionist and secretariats until i arrived at my office. I was trying to make my new article, John Smith, my last victim, but i couldn't have her out of my head, the woman i find myself, me, Danny, not the Jed. Then my mind dive to her body curves, her breasts, her ass..."Damn" i have to stop thinking about her, i have to do this article, and a can't to it with an erection, it would spoil the perfect Jed, no one can think Jed is a pervert that get hard at work, but damn, i still remember our last night, the last time we saw each other, because unfortunately i was too busy with John shit Smith, at least it was a good death, but nothing, nothing make me forget her, my bunny, she's too perfect, her body, her face, i remember every little bit about her body, you can't forget a woman like that, not even if i wanted to, i still remember...our sweaty bodies in that bed, her breasts swaying as the rhythm increased, her nails digging into my back, her legs whapped around me as if she didn't want me to leave, her sly moans in my ears as you told me to go deeper, harder, more...more, the creaking of the bed, the wet sheets, your room smelled of sex, and the only sounds heard were our skins slapping together, you sweet moans. Only her, only she can do this to me, she holds me and i can't let go, she was the only woman, who entered my thoughts and i can't take it away, i can't.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
A knock on the door brought me of my thoughts. "You can come in" Soon Jeff enter "Olsen, here is some informations that the police gave us, we need this article sent today" Jed gives him a small smiley enough to Jeff "Of course sr, it will be ready before you remember it" Jeff nodded "I knew a cold count on you, Olsen" Then Jeff left the room eating his disgusting greasy donut in his hand, Danny wanted to kill this man, but he know's he can't, he realized that he can't kill anyone at work that would bring suspicion, and he really doesn't want to be seen or have problems with the police.
You
I'm at work talking to my boss about a state transfer, it was my decision, i going to leave, i going to run away and I'm not going to tell anyone, not my friends, anyone. I really have to go, what would he do if he found out I am pregnant, and worse, with his child. I can't, i can't take it, I'm terrified, we don't even have a relationship, i don't even know if a know him well, of course I know that he is the ghostface, the most wanted serial killer in Roseville, Florida. But at all, I never saw his face, at least not all of it, we kissed so much times, we had sex but I was blindfolded most of the times or remaining wearing a mask. My boss said there was a transfer to Utah, and i accepted. And about Danny, he hasn't come for a few days, probably busy with new victims, and we are not dating ou anything else, We just fucked, a lot of times. Whenever we fucked i would wake up alone in the sheets, wich still had his cheap cologne on, he would stay with me until I fell asleep and leave late at night so he wouldn't be seen. He always leaves a post it saying something like: See you, Darling. That's why I know he cares about me, but a child? A child of ours? A mini us? I'm definitely scared if he finds out before I can leave, it's for the best for us, because he is a fucking serial killer, and yet, I slept with him and not just once. Okay, i have to leave today, I'm not taking any furniture, nothing, just some clothes and essential objects for my work so that he doesn't get suspicious before I can leave. I told my boss not to tell anyone about where I went , no matter who. I took the first taxi to the airport and just let myself go. "Goodbye, Danny."
Danny
After work, I got ready with my ghostface costume and went to see her, i parked far from her house, in the darkest part, where no one could see me. I watching trying to find her, but nothing. I decided to go in, i looked in every room, and i waited for her to arrive, hour passed and i tried to call her on my spare number that I use for ghostface calls, but she wasn't answering, I ran to check the drawers and nothing, there was no nothing, i decided to go back the next day.
The next day, i went to the hospital where she works, I ask the receptionist if you was there, and she told me that you don't longer work there, i asked to speak to your boss, he told me that you request transfer. Why? I asked him where, but he said you asked him not to tell anyone, no matter who. Shit. At night, i went to your house, pissed, angry, that's all l fell. Why? You think you could get into in my head, and just...leave, like it's was nothing? I started to break down everything, thrown everything on the floor. "FUCK"
You
It's been 2 years, 2 years since I left, 2 year I've been in Utah and a year since my baby was born, a strong and healthy little boy, he has the same grey eyes as Danny, and the face is similar, it's been exactly 2 weeks since he turned 1 years old, I made his day the most especial. My mother helped me with everything since I arrived in Utah, she helped me with the move furniture and my house a large two-story with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, my son's room is fully of toys, painting notebooks and very colorful for my baby.
I was preparing his food while he has coloring with crayons, when the news on television caught my attention, i was paralyzed. ALERT: 26-YEARS-OLD MAN FOUND DEAD THIS MORNING. On the television was the photo, the ghostface over the censored corpse, my son was entertaining himself with some building blocks, for wich i thank the gods. It took a while to reason, he...he's here, in Utah. He knows? Does he knows I'm here? Did he come after me? Did he come to kill me for leave? No, I just paranoid, there no way he was discovered at all. "Damn, stop worrying, everything will be okay, he will not find me, I hope..."
Two weeks after the first ghostface murder
Danny
I was crouching in a bush watching a house, and that's when I saw her. There she was cooking and dancing to the sound of a song where I couldn't identify. But... she was not alone, squeezed my eyes and managed to see, was a baby, a boy, apparently 12 months or 1 year. Smiling without teeth right. So he made the calculations, 1 years that the baby appears to have and 2 years she left, she was still meeting him, wasn't she? Or she was having sex with another guy while sleeping with him..or is his baby?. That's why, why is she gone? Is the baby really his? A fruit of them two? I was dipped in my thoughts. I need to see right, I need to see the boy well.
You
I was holding my son on my hip while we danced to the sound of (f/v)
And I prepare a food for both of us. Until I observed a movement outside. I put in (y/c/n) in the Feeding chair and headed toward the window, watched and found nothing. Maybe it was my head, or not. When I and (y/c/n) we finished eating, it was a little late and put him in the crib, I sang a song until he fell asleep, when he slept, headed for my room that was near him to be easier to Listening to crying or meeting your needs, put a nightgown and tied my hair awkwardly with a little hair in front and lay down. A few hours or minutes maybe I heard a wooden noise, I took a bat and went towards the noise came from.
It came from my son's room, walked fast towards a totally dark room, I stared at the crib and he wasn't there when I looked at the armchair that is located in the corner of the room and was there. Danny. Holding our son, in his arms, was the small figure sleeping peacefully with his little hands playing lightly in the white mask, Danny who looked at him, suddenly changed his gaze to me, the only lighting in the room was the moonlight brightness, Until then the silence was broken. "Hello Darling"
"What are you doing here?" "What? I can't visit my lover? Or rather, my son's mother"
He said getting up carefully as he snuggled (y/c/n) in the crib. "It's my baby, isn't it? So you left?" He says approaching slowly until he was centimeters from you, the difference in visible height and the small space that could only be heard the breaths of each other, he put his hand gloved in his chin and raised stop his eyes through the mask. "Answer me, honey" He speaks so low that he sounded like a whisper. His lips separated to speak, but nothing left. He raises a little from the mask and gets closer, you finally wave your head."Yes..." he then gets millimeters from you and collides the lips against yours. When you leave it, he looks at you eyes with a predatory gray look at yours and says "our son, and you are mine, sweetheart, just mine, and we are a family. We and our little boy. I love you, bunny"
He said with his head now without the mask touching yours. with your lips almost touching
"I love you too, Danny".
#danny jed olsen johnson x reader#danny johnson x reader#dbd killer#pregnant reader#jed olsen x reader#ghostface#dbd ghostface#danny jed olsen johnson#danny johnson#x reader#fem reader#reader insert#jed olsen#mother#mother and son#dead by daylight#pregnancy#pregnant#father#father and child#father and son
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obey me characters as "boys will be boys" shenanigans
boys will be boys-- a common phrase usually used to dismiss sexist or destructive behavior from boys and men alike. that usage absolutely neglects to acknowledge all the fun, harmless, stupid shit boys are capable of. i refuse to let this phrase be misogynistic any longer. "boys will be boys" is now the go to phrase to mean "boys will sometimes do stupid shit that is usually harmless but always endearing and/or entertaining". gotta give some love to our boys <3
content warnings: clueless boy behavior
only on the rarest of occasions, when he's completely distracted, mammon will drink like a toddler. y'know that thing where they take huge sips and then breathe loudly between each sip? yeah that. that's him. not on purpose, but he still does it. it is so hard to catch him doing this, but when you do it is so fucking funny.
diavolo and lucifer are really into those unclogging drains accounts on social media. something about them just really captivates them. same with "how it's made" clips. they'll send the videos to each other anytime the stumble across a really good one. nobody (besides barbatos) knows they do this.
beel is definitely that man that, when asked to buy tampons or pads for a mestruating friend or partner, to ask very amusing questions. if he's grabbing tampons, he'll shyly call you up from the feminine hygiene aisle and ask "what size is your... y'know..." (he can't bring himself to say it). cue the laughter once you eventually pick up on what he means-- the sizes they offer for different flows, like regular or super. you're nice enough to explain that one when he gets home. if he's grabbing you pads, he'll call you up in distress from the store. you see, he knows that your period lasts a few days, but the longest lasting ones he can find are overnight pads. should he go to another store to get ones that will last longer, or...? you have to explain to him that you don't wear pads for more than a couple of hours, and that you throw the old ones away and replace them with new ones when needed. poor thing. he's trying so hard to help.
asmo is very much team "kiss the homies goodnight". granted, he has different reasons for that stance, but it's funny to hear him tease the others. what's that, mammon? you don't kiss the homies goodnight? what a bad friend! this always ends in chaos.
mammon may be the crow, but it's usually satan that collects things like one. he has a pile of pretty rocks he's found or received over the years. he will, if prompted, show you every last one of them and explain all of their origins (like a toddler showing off their racecar collection). you might have just asked casually, but now you're in it for the long haul. see, this rock here is actually from the human world. it's only ever found by volcanos, as it is a form of volcanic rock, but this one actually--
#today... i bring you this#tomorrow... who knows#i really need to work on requests and i promise i have been!! but they always take so long#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#boys will be boys#truly a goldmine of a phrase
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Shes like a moster who steals my mestruation pads😭🤌
Shes literally making fun of me look at her face jaksjs🥲
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I'm curious what the term "woman" means to you based on your post. (I don't think that your views are wrong, or horrible. I'm just genuinely curious.)
For me, a woman is somente who has XX chromosomes. A man is someone who has XY chromosomes; this can't be changed, no matter what you do to your body. You can call yourself whatever you want, but down to your bones you are what your DNA says you are.
Of course I know not all women mestruate and have breasts due to, for example, illnesses, but if they have XX chromosomes, they are women.
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So I've hit perimenopause time right and that means more testosterone and less estrogen, while still having to deal with mestruating (fuck you, too, body...)
I've grown a new belly, my hair is thinning up top (getting the donut), I stink, and my already oily skin has been downright greasy.
So I've been using Man Stuff to see if there's any sort of difference, and there has been so far.
I don't like the way the men's deodorant smells, but it smells better than Armpit Onion Farm, and this sage mansoap smells pretty bad, really, but I'm getting a longer time period after showering before I get all nasty-greasy all over my chest and shoulders.
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mestruation tmi
Love having a human body. A glob of gunk that looks and feels like a chicken gizzard just came out of my vagina. whyyyyyy did we evolve this way! almost no other animal does this!!!
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So...I'm just testing the water but...since stalker kinda touch the blood/mestruation kink.
Does anh yandere have like....a piss kink?i mean, stalker probably but...any other . And how does they discovered?
I alqays Wonder how people discover their kinks
If it's not you cup of tea. Ignore my ask. Have a good day! <3
Hey anon, tbh I don’t know much about piss kinks or like golden showers 🤷🏻♀️ My yanderes are adventurous, and I think the only one that I know for sure would be a hundred percent down is yan classmate (yearbook guy). I think if you just ask him, he’ll probably be down for it.
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I had a dream where there was a party and half of the people there were some kind of monster like werewolves and vampires and stuff, and the other half ofthe people were drunk humans, so the monsterpeople could eat them and there was one hot butchy vampire that was flirting with everyone mestruating in that moment so she could eat their pussies
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Intersex Val getting the type of period pain that extends to bodyparts that should logicaly not have anything to do with mestruation. The base of his wings being super painfull right before a period. (Yes, some women get stronger pains right before the period than during the period itself.)
Vox gently caressing that sore area.
Very cute yisss
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I was on T for 5 years and didn't mestruate in all of that time. I went off it recently and started menstruating again, I'm on about my 3rd month of it.
It's kinda crazy how I convinced myself it's not that bad lol. Man moment. It really is a special hell as a trans guy getting that dysphoria punch but it's just a nightmare, period (haha). It really feels like a curse placed on you specifically
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