#messy ass polycule

[startheskelaton]

If someone can find me a positive one for these then I’ll do it but we got sadness for now

Also the OG creator of the template

[angelicdonuts]

Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude

Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !

[okkotsuus]

"COLLEGE! AU" ー tabieitaken 🪽

features: tabito karasu, eita otoya, kenyu yukimiya

contents: college au, friendships, polycule jokes, jealousy/competition, very messy headcanons, 0.8k

notes: since my lovely @cheralith has tabieitaken stuck in my head at all times... this is literally just me talking at the wall

ALL

they're all in the same frat (alpha tau omega) and ended up rooming together after their first year in an apartment a few minutes off campus. tabito is the primary name on the lease, but yuki handles most of the stuff with their landlord (otoya just forks over money every month).

every friday, without fail, they all get together to do something, whether it be movies or dinner.

their apartment was decorated by yuki and karasu; but otoya is the one who most often brings home decor for the apartment (usually it's something stupid he bought).

they actually don't cook very often, like in terms of full meals, yet they are still an ingredient house iykyk.

one time, otoya accidentally hotboxed the bathroom and yuki went to take a shower and almost died.

despite how popular they all are, they refuse to host parties because their building is mainly elderly folks and they would feel horrible for them having to deal with hammered college students.

tabito and otoya went to highschool together and met yuki in their freshman year through the frat.

despite their differences, they are all actually extremely intelligent.

TABITO KARASU

3rd year biomedical engineering major.

tabito, despite literally never speaking in class except when called on, is very well known.

takes extremely elegant and detailed notes for every lecture: no matter how fast the professor is talking.

somehow always locked in, even if he's extremely hungover from an event the night before.

the kind of guy who really only talks to people unless they talk to him first or he's tipsy.

has never failed a class, he's extremely intelligent.

he has this very specific ritual he does before every single exam where he sleeps with his notebook under his pillow (it's so stupid but it has never failed him).

plans to go into biomedical engineering to design medical devices that put less of a strain on the patient (e.x. streamlining insulin pumps or making pacemakers less intensive)

actually extremely passionate about his work, got in on a full-ride for his essay which was his planned thesis for grad school.

works as a lab assistant in the school's medical research facility.

EITA OTOYA

3rd year political science major.

if you actually see otoya in class, it's rarer than getting struck by lightning: double credit if he's sober and awake.

despite this, somehow everyone in all his classes knows him and he knows everyone's names (it's bc he's a lurker).

the pledge hazer, he is so annoying; but he's never malicious about it like some of the guys are.

he smokes or takes edibles, constantly has some fruity vape on him at all times. he swears he can stop whenever he want (he cannot).

originally planned to take a gap year but his mom almost beat his ass for even suggesting it so he chose the major he thought was the easiest.

he doesn't know it yet, but he will end up going to law school to be a criminal prosecutor trust.

despite his horrid attendance, his grades are pretty good (lowest is a 82%), he's one of those smart kids that could be a genius if he just applied himself.

works at the local dispensary and as a barista on the campus cafe.

KENYU YUKIMIYA

3rd year fashion design and business management double major.

he wants to end up with his own clothing line, but he is actually horrible at sewing so it's kind of funny. he's only good at the designing part fr

literally everyone's hallway crush, everyone knows him and all the freshmen have a thing for him at some point.

the kind of student that all the professors like, even the typically rough ones that seem to hate everyone (he's a kissass and he knows it).

perfect attendance unless he is ill to the point of physically unable being to go to class.

academic validation kid, struggled hard his freshman year when everything wasn't easy peasy anymore like it was in high school.

partial-ride, about half of his tuition.

he became an ra for the free room and board his second year but ended up hating it so he didn't do it this year.

really good grades, but not as good as karasu's even though he tries harder (it really pisses him off)

works as a freelance model/actor and at the local movie theatre

⚜️ ㅤ okkotsuus ㅤ 25

[kanguin]

Apropos of nothing, here's my top 15 anime and whether the story would be improved if you made the main character a trans girl:

1. That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - You can't transition Rimuru in a way that matters, but honestly if Rimuru did start to ID as a woman over time, that would be cool. Unlikely though considering his human form is the body of Shizu, so a fully fem form would feel pervy to Rimuru.

2. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - Well it'd certainly make the title funny if you made Edward into Edwina. And it'd make Ed/Winry into yuri. But honestly it'd change very little imho. Though it would be interesting to explore transition in a world where alchemy exists, but just in a different story. Might make for a fascinating post-canon fanfic?

3. Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation - Oh god would it. The story is already focused on exploring identity and already has dysphoria when a god he talks to forces him into his pre-reincarnation body on the astral plane. Making Rudy into a polyamorous trans lesbian would literally be peak and elevate the story so much.

4. Kaguya-sama: Love is War - You know what? Yeah. I can vibe with making Miyuki Shirogane trans. It would add another layer of intrigue to the story AND make it gay. It could even be funny if Kaguya or Chica found out before Shirogane did. Wait. No. It would be hilarious if YU ISHIGAMI found out first, and just, assumed Miyuki was closeted, and not just, clueless. Yes this could add so much entertainment value.

5. Dungeon Meshi - Lord almighty get this autistic furry a choker and some estrogen, stat. I make it no secret how I feel about the Trans Touden Sisters interpretation.

6. Dandadan - Make Okarun and Jiji trans girls and make the main cast a messy polycule and sign me the FUCK up please! It would be so funny and so much fun. I NEED this version of Dandadan. It'd be even funnier considering how much is focused around Ken's junk and him being partially possessed by an old lady.

7. Overlord - NGL I'm not even sure anything would change if you made Momonga into a trans woman. She'd act the exact same, and so would everyone else. Interesting for sure, but fruitless, ultimately.

8. My Dressup Darling - Crack? Crack cocaine? Do you realize how amazing it would be to make this into a story about a gyaru girl pulling a closeted trans girl excitably out of the closet?! This would make this so much cuter than it already is, I think I'd EXPLODE.

9. How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom - It wouldn't change much narratively, but the world could always use more stories with polyamorous trans lesbians as the protagonist.

10. The Faraway Paladin - Wouldn't change much honestly, but it would be cool. Tbh Season 2 Will looks like a stealth/closeted trans girly already.

11. Mob Psycho 100 - Again wouldn't change much but would be fun. Put Mob on estrogen and watch her transform from anxiety autism failboy to anxiety autism failgirl. And then still be the kindest person in any room.

... Okay though, on second thought, getting to see her go ???% on a transphobe would be cool as shit.

12. One Punch Man - another no change case. One Punch Woman. She has boobs now. She probably transitioned in like a day somehow.

13. My Hero Academia - I think putting Midoriya on estrogen would fix the show actually. Maybe also put the writer on estrogen just to be sure. (joke)

14. Kill la Kill - Making Ryuko Matoi a trans girl would actually be really cool, especially with her challenging establishment, with the themes of clothes being a restrictive aspect of society, and with her gay romance with Mako. I've seen so many trans girls on Tumblr with Ryuko's exact shameless, confident personality, I just know it'd be epic.

15. Cautious Hero: The Hero is Overpowered but Overly Cautious - It would change little about how Seiya acts, but realizing she's trans would definitely give Ristarte's bisexual ass a nosebleed. Though Seiya would probably be ultra mega hyper closeted behind numerous mystic barriers, so that'd be fun to explore.

[robinyourcreator]

so Aurrie has finally managed to snipe me into his current special interest bc of my extremely predictable taste in fictional women and i have spent the past two days in a text based adventure flirting with every woman i come across and being an incredibly messy bitch with the anxiety and bitey-ness of a very small and mistreated dog.

Verner Lang is the most librarian ass looking lesbian alive and very bad at the villain part of being a supervillain but VERY good at the homoerotic tension part of it.

She had a past fling with Julia and is now tentatively (very guiltily) friends with her again, and (EXTREMELY messily) dating her again, incognito, using her puppet body.

we r aiming for polycule with Julia and Argent bc Aurrie specifically sniped me with Argent but i havent played book 2 yet so we shall see how that goes

[the-goblinprince]

messy ass polycule

[parkcivconfess]

Simulation brainworms are going crazy,, especially with the android seawatt au,,

Messy ass polycule

Minus the seawatts who fucking HAAATE each other

Bc its like

Okay whatever doomed yaoi worker seawatt/simbo seavbo, toxic yaoi android seawatt/redbo, the normal

But like

Bro,,,

Redbo not appearing as caring towards the androids most of the time, so Simbos the one who's all sweet to them and fulfilling that need for love from an Evbo that's coded into them

Simbo continuously finding ways to outsmart Redbo and escape getting caught, which intrigues Red, leads him to the delusion that Simbo was sent by the Creator, because thats the only possible reason (to him) that any Evbo could make it this far, so...godlike worship of Simbo, who goes along with it bc he doesnt want to get deleted (and also because the guy has his face and is admittedly pretty hot and confident)

Seaworker having weird interactions with his boss, who knows every detail of his body because he replicated every inch for Droidwatt, not quite sure how to feel about it because this guy looks and sounds so much like the Evbo he actually cares about and, again, Red's unintentionally hot and confident

Anyway,,,

SLURPS THIS UP AND RUNS AWAY LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT!!!

[lily-compassrosesys]

Well well well, my ADHD ass actually got enough motivation to actually write something (Though admittedly this is the first time I've written anything since 2019) Entangled '24 is my answer to the question "What if the Affini just showed up today?" Chapter 1 and 2 have been posted side by side Meet Paige, an ADHD plural transfem who is just trying to get by. The polycule of friends and lovers is messy and all over the place. And she's about to have just the worst day. https://archiveofourown.org/works/58632967

[doodle-do-wop]

@ohmygoly you're in for a treat today

I have a personal HC that Timkin and Tiergan actually knew each other cause like there is no way on Timkin 'I was banished for taking an ability and then was allowed back into society to graduate with my class' Raynes (his last name before he married Vika) did not get some big ass Black Swan meeting

Like guys Timkin had to be on the Five o'Clock news often enough this guy was messy (he'd have the cutest mugshot though😌🙏)

Anyway the reason I say this is because I think there was a peaceful enough time where Tiergan and his 'not a polycule' would come over to Sterling Gables and just hang out, sit on the porch swing and talk

Vika was never told of Tiergan and Prentice's involvement with the Black Swan nor was she explicitly told about Timkin but...well she's a smarter cookie than most as she has the ability of common sense and putting two plus two together to make four.

Jurek (he's Stina's older brother) is a bit older than Wylie and then they were just little boys the two would play around, splash around in rivers, pester their dads and goof around. Honestly life was so calm back then you'd never expect what would happen to happen

Wylie met Stina when she was just a wee baby, literally newly born before the Endals and the Heks went their separate ways and life went downhill real fast, a little too fast and life was just never the same again

Stina and Wylie have a weird and complicated relationship because on the one hand their families used to secretly be close and Wylie was friends with Jurek but on the other hand Stina couldn't even remember Wylie much less have any deep connection with him beyond stories she was told

This causes a rift in their relationship as a lot of stuff is never really spoken between the two and the weirdness of it all just gets bigger than Stina and Maruca become friends because Stina would occasionally see Wylie around from time to time. When Sophie gets kidnapped/presumed dead Stina is at the funeral and actually cries (it's complicated) and at some point she leaves to visit her aunt Silla who is a wanderling now but in her hysterical state she gets lost and her feet wind up leading her to Cyrrah and by extent, Wylie

Stina hugs Wylie and kind of cries and it sits as this almost sweet moment between the two before it's broken by Tiergan calling out for Wylie and Stina running off

Later when Team V is formed Stina seems to be back to treating Wylie the same as the rest, with animosity and like she constantly has to be armed with a snarky remark to shoot back but after a training exercise as a team goes a little off the rails and Stina and Wylie have a big argument ending with Stina storming off and later having a talk with Dex of all people she goes to Wylie to apologize for a lot of what she said and explain herself and afterwards they slowly but surely get to the point where Stina takes her usual jabs at Wylie but Wylie just takes it in stride

It's a bumpy journey and to be fair a lot of stuff that happened was completely out of their control but they do end up having a pretty solid friendship

[apheliia]

i briefly started beast yeast ch. 5 before jumping to ch. 7 and it made me realize that the ancient cookie polycule probably had some messy ass breakups

[alexissara]

Top 11 Ships of 2023

Time for a typical and normal numbered top 11 list, the classic and well known format, top 11, which everyone uses and everyone loves garnering much SEO so that I may boost myself. This standard top 11 of the year list which everyone does annually really is covering ships I really loved this year. I love love and therefore love when romance is in things I watch and I love imaging relationships between characters. While I am not a super active fanfic writer or reader I enjoy fan art and thinking about dynamics and sometimes writing or reading. This year had a ton of girls I thought should kiss so without further ado let's get into it.

Sulleta and Chuchu [Gundam: The Witch From Mecury]

Opening with a Rare Pair but I am here to wave my Sulleta and Chuchu flag. While all my ships are polyam and open to them dating lots of other women if I had to pick a pair for either women it be them together. Unlike their other relationships this is a true ride of die pair. Chuchu and Sulletta always have each others backs even when their hurt by people they love and trust. Their both mech pilots and can fight together. Their adorable and sweet and I can see them blowing up their enemies together and wish we had more of it in the show.

Whisper and Tangle [Sonic IDW]

Pictured above is not an edit but an actual panel from Sonic IDW. While the creators have fairly clearly said that Sega simply will not allow them to make any romance canon straight or gay including for original characters these two are clearly being written as a couple and everyone has simply agreed that they are gay and hoping that fan pressure will eventually force Segas hands. These hero besties are opposites attracts goodness one is silent and keeps her feelings inside the other is out there and emotional but both kick ass together and support each other. These furries are probably as close to canon romance sonic is gonna get for the foreseeable future and their just so cute I'll never get over them.

Edelgard Polycule

While not a new ship or a ship with new offical content at all in 2023 outside of Edelgard talking about some of her girlfriends in Emblem ring conversations in Engage but I made new content, a lot of it for this ship in 2023 so it be lying to say it wasn't a top ship, probably the top ship given I ya know made fan content for it. Edelgard deserves all the girlfriends in the world and I am utterly giddy when I think about Edelgard and her big group of GFs. I feel similarly about many FE women but none as strongly as Lady Edelgard [Monica moment]. Edelgard does so much to make a better future for everyone and I think at the end of it, she should be loved every second of the rest of her life. I'm even doing like a private Three Houses roleplay thing for our combined ideal route for the game and crafting our own definitive version of the story.

HarlIvy [Harley Quinn Animated, DC]

Harlivy forever! Harlivy is for sure one of my oldest ships but it's also a ship that had a fucking load of amazing new stuff this year. While I have not read the comics proper we had a main line Harley Quinn comic where they said that a multiversal truth about Harley is that she has an Ivy and a fucked up evil Harley was redeemed by finding her fucked up evil Ivy with the help of main Harley. We had the utterly adorable DC Pride comic featuring them basically adopting Crash another lesbian character. Then we had a new season of Harley Quinn animated that while it started rough I think had a good purpose in establishing what the creators believe is the heart of Harley and Ivy and it's something I agree with so ya know awesome. Harley and Ivy complete each other and while I see them as being polyam I think their the core part of their relationship, nesting bitches for life. Their a couple I'd love to write some fics for and in general just a dynamic I really truly love a lot. Harley and Ivy are complicated and messy gals and seeing them figure their shit out together is great.

Jala/Tyler/Diya [Thirsty Suitors]

I want this messy trio of exes to be a sexy little triad. Jala and Tyler have a very messy history but to me I think the answer is clear on why Jala is like this, which is that she will never be happy with just one partner, she's not meant for monogamy and I think when her and Tyler have healed more and Jala realizes this about herself, they can have a talk and like both actually have a healthy polyam relationship rather than a toxic monogamous relationship. That's where Diya comes in she was an asshole and a bully but she's grown and she is a proud out lesbian now and helps take care of the community something Tyler cares about and she's still into Jala and i think them growing into a cute little throuple would be so good and I wanna see them kiss and I need it actually, it's canon according to me.

Pink Sugar Polycule [Pink Sugar]

This polycule is end game but I've been sold on them from go. These four sexy lesbians are just all such compelling characters, I want to know more about all of them, their lives when they were human, their lives in Purgatory, and see them thrive together as a little quad of deliciously darling dykes. These are some of my favorite characters ever written and the story is still in it's early days. I imagine in years to follow they will remain a favorite ship. They all feel very different but all feel like a realistic group of people to be friends and be lovers. Every dynamic between them works and they suit each other every way around. Any of them would be an amazing couple but all together their an even better polycule.

Juri and Chun-li [Street Fighter]

Another classic Alexis Sara ship that's got some new spice this year. The release of Street Fighter 6 had a little bit more Juri and Chun-li for us, Juri is still obsessed at the very least. Then we got a few extra tidbits in the You Got This Juri comics. Juri is this messy little disaster Gremlin and Chun-li is a mostly has it together sweet now adoptive mother. I think Juri would add some fun to Chun-lis life and Chun-li would help her get her shit together. I think both of them could help them be morally better people Juri would de-cop Chun-li and Chun-li would help her like not take obviously dubious hit jobs. Their just kinda perfect for each other ya know.

Sailorcule [Sailor Moon]

This is another one that technically had "no new content" like I didn't watch the new movie, I've been waiting for an offical release and it's not happened so here I am but what I did really get into this year was enjoying the inner senshi as a big polycule. I always enjoyed HaruMichi and quickly enjoyed HaruMichiSetsuna but kinda just shipping all the girls together while something on paper was like sure I do that evolved from a sure thing to something I actively really enjoy. A lot of that is thanks to yamino's amazing fan art and my own Magical Girl OCs who are pretty heavily inspired by Sailor Moon so I started to see them in the dynamics between the girls.

Shadowheart and Nocturne [Baldur's Gate 3]

One of this years totally new ships and one I truly adore and wish was more popular was Shadowheart X Nocturne. These two have probably my favorite tropey ship dynamic of them all Childhood friends to lovers. I enjoy all sorts of dynamics but when I am roleplaying, when I am looking at my most beloved ships, I am thinking wouldn't it be cute if they knew each other when they were younger? Nocturne and Shadowheart are so loaded with good little spice in their childhood friends to lovers arc too though. Like Shadowheart and Nocturne both picked their chosen names together. Shadowheart would forget everything with memories being erased and Nocturne would tell her everything and still love her every time. Even after forgetting her again in the most recent events Nocturne remains loyal to her to the point where if Shadowheart becomes a Selunite the sworn enemy of Shar Nocturne despite not having the strength to leave the faith still acts as an inside woman to help Shadowheart evade assassins from Shar. I think the two should get married and live happily ever after and my Tav can marry them both too, I don't see why not and they can both fuck Alyin and Isobel while we're at it. I just want them to be happy together. Outside of Three Houses stuff this is the ship I am most compelled to write fics for simply because no one else is shipping them and I think it's so fucking juicy and why won't anyone sit down with me and eat some of this delicious juicy fruits.

Rae Clair [I'm In Love With The Villainess]

MISSSS CLAIR! Rae's obsession with Clair might frustrate me a bit in the light novel version but in every other version I only find it utterly endearing. I love a good obsession, I love when someone is like on their mind so often and they live for them and it's just ahh so yummy. I think what Rae brings to Clair is really nice for Clair too. Clair feels abandoned constantly, she's lonely and trying to fit a model of a type of person that she's been told she's supposed to be. Rae helps her break those norms, makes her feel not alone, makes her realize she wants to help people. Their really adorable and I do look forward to picking up more of the audiobooks of the light novels and seeing how their relationships evolve along with keeping up with the manga as it releases in English volumes. Their really good and I want to engage them in every medium I can.

Nomoto X Kasuga [She Loves To Cook And She Loves To Eat]

I mean I couldn't not put these two on this list, I want them to kiss and have a house and get married and be together forever. This one has no messy layers, there isn't really the juice but what they have is the true to life, down to it's core, amazing sweetness. It's like a wonderful ice cream dish lovingly crafted down to the last delightfully delicate detail. They just are so good together, they make each other happy, they have a really real feeling healthy slowly building relationship. They both bring out the best in each other and they both always have a good time together. It's really perfect and I think it just feels so honest and sweet and like ya know as a lesbian I feel really seen by them, their relationship, them as characters and the whole story. Nothing is quite as wonderful as She Loves To COok and She Loves To Eat.

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[sir-yeehaw-paws]

Imma give you TWO characters!

Anders and Garrus 😏

TWO FABULOUS BEANS

and I’ll break their ass down:

ANDERS

How I feel about this character

I love Anders so goddamned much. Awakening Anders and Justice!Anders almost equally. Two slices of a fabulously complicated and messy pie. Anders is a disaster on the run, then a bigger disaster on the run with MORALS and GOALS but still a disaster and permanently altered by a stiff spirit who is fascinated by the world around him-but also appalled by it. I love him I will write sonnets about him. He's terrible he's fantastic.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Whoever wants him. JKJK WELL KINDA my eternal polycule headcanons shall never rest.

Hawke is the main one but I'm open to just about anything compelling enough and Fenris, for the eternal juicy foe-yay. One of them might actually kill the other one first, but OH WELL.

Karl too of course.

He and Nathaniel are fun too.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Probably Justice. Also the Warden the Warden gave him Ser Pounce A-Lot and kept him safe. I mean he could also be romantic with the Warden if they choose, but that's me going into my messes again.

And Varric, because IMO Varric cared a lot more about Anders than he wanted to admit, and visa versa.

My unpopular opinion about this character

I never have any basis or understanding of what the fandom at large considers popular or unpopular, but uhmm I guess the Chantry thing. It had to be done. He tried the non-violent route for years and got a pat on the head or ignored at best. Although I imagine that's a popular opinion I have no idea.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

LET HIM GET NEW CATS. That's about as deep as a puddle for me, but I think he should get to carry little kitties in his robes at all times.

GARRUS

How I feel about this character

*Admiring squacking noises* Idk bird noises I mean I DO know bird noises but uh-uhms anyway-

If he had feathers I'd pet them. Instead I will gleefully admire the rest of him. I am enchanted by him. He is so cool and rad and so much fun. And he has a nice voice and a baller attitude.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Shepard not-resitricted-by-gender-let-me-live-bioware.

Calibrations.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Same as above ASKJNDA. Also I think most ppl on the Normandy like Garrus enough that he's got the 'everyones bro' status pretty much cemented. I think this might expand when I dive deeper into my thoughts and I'm not riding on the 'recently completed' status. I definitely have to venture further into thought processes.

My unpopular opinion about this character

HRMM. I don't know. I think he'd like human food a lot if he could eat it.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Spoiler, kinda?

I think he should've been allowed to punch the Illusive Man during the years Shephard was under his thumb.

[akaikali]

TMAGP EP 13 REACTION (SPOILERS)

Just...Oh God. Messy polycule indeed.

SO JACK IS HER SON???? CELIA HAS A WHOLE ASS CHILD?????

Alice's parents are dead? And also, I thought Sam was in the program but they didn't continue him. Was he just not accepted in the first place? It's kinda strange the obsession he has ngl.

Celia saying "I'm mysterious" girl please tell me more I want to know you. Or Know you. Whatever. Your silliness has charmed me.

She was so sure that they're real. Also, why did Sam not ask WHY she thinks that???

Lena getting added to the polycule as situationship with Gwen lol. They're reminding me a bit of MonSam from GAP The Series lol.

Gwen babygirl you really are getting the Jonathan Sims Guilt Treatement huh

She's so Jon coded help

Okay brain didn't process much of that case but BUGS AT THE END???? IS THAT THE CORRUPTION???? No okay im thinking there wa ssome scuttling when Alice and Sam went to the institute...ALSO THE NEEDLES MAKE ME THINK OUR BUDDY NEEDLES MAY BE INVOLVED????

Oh SamAlice. You're not SamAlice-ing anymore. This hurts.

I feel like it's one-sided 😭😭😭 Sam seems completely over Alice and wanting to move on, but Alice is still into him. And lowkey feels like Celia is trying to make Sam-Alice-Celia polycule happen and neither of them are fucking noticing.

I want happiness for Alice man either Sam needs to take her back or Gwen better make her forget all about him.

Alice bbygirl I love you forget Sam I'll treat you better than him

"Keep things professional" Samama Khalid I'm gonna hunt you down-

[nirogryphon]

whats ur parallel fanon

i'm assuming you saw this post, right? are you talking about that specific guy? that's adzuki. idk if you're wanting headcanons about what i think about that boss or an oc lore dump. to me they're both, so that's what you're getting. it's gonna get long, get some popcorn.

in my splatoons world post-memverse runthrough, beans (my four) beg marina to let it out because he saw that it was sentient and wanted it to join his bf as a polycule. It's got a very similar level of kindness and whatnot to beans, but is extremely dry, blunt, and overall "emotionless" (not true, we'll get to that).

you see, i don't think parallel canon is 4, but merely a program made to mimic 4. Marina wanted one of the best in the NSS, so she asked Beans (instead of Ty, who was an elite, but then again, who got their ass handed to all those years ago again?) to offer up a brain scan to get a copy of that fighting skill of theirs for what would become the Parallel canons. Unfortunately, like with any technology, this wasn't perfect, especially with someone who was sanitized like how beans is. That scan ended up grabbing some other aspects of him, like a bit of his personality and, mainly, his fear of himself. He's gotten over it for the most part, at least that's what he thought anyways. When testing, fighting a perfect copy of yourself isn't going to pop up really at all, so this doesn't come up as an issue until Marina's released her little game for the sanitized to use, allowing the one freak scenario to arise.

The rogue code, formerly dormant, activates immediately when beans ends up confronting parallel canon. He's hesitant at first, but remembers it's not him, merely code made to look and fight like them. So, without much worry, he begins to charge at it for the fight, that code kicking in to overdrive and making it act the exact way beans would if it were the other way around. It retreats. It cries out, garbled, in supposed simulated fear. Beans stops in his tracks, staring down at the clone, only seeing his socked face staring back in the reflection of the mask.

This sparks a snowball effect of new programming being written without an author, a program learning, becoming sapient, alive. A scenario that forces one to confront something he wasn't fully ready for and another to realize what it is. Subsequent run attempts, the two keep learning about themselves and eachother in combat, regardless on if either of them like it, until eventually coming to a rather peaceful confrontation, a realization that neither want to hurt the other, and yadda yadda yadda something something long messy story short it's a reconnection with the self and learning to love oneself again. I don't want to get into detail here, I'm personally still torn on whether or not this exact part should be sfw or not, so, lol.

Regardless, it's still ultimately what the memverse was made for: helping the sanitized remember and become themselves again, and while it isn't an evil agent 4, what we got works way better with what I had already and it's just perfect.

As for adzuki itself, I'm not sure exactly the details on its anatomy when given the physical form outside of the memverse. I do want to stick to a very similar palette to what PC has in the memverse, as well as being made out of goo still, but does that mean it's a physical jelleton in the walking world? Don't know for sure yet. I'll work that out in time. Adzuki's voice is an AI recreation of Beans', sounding extremely similar, but obviously synthesized.

As for personality, Adzuki is a lot like beans in its ideals and bonds. However, due to being based off code not meant to emote or show tone, it struggles a lot in doing so, save for a few exceptions. It can only really express emotion through body language instead, and a lot of what it says is extremely clinical, blunt, and dry. Think Data from Star Trek. Of course, that doesn't mean it is emotionless, quite the opposite. Adzuki merely expresses emotions very differently than the regular inkfish. There's also a few ways to gauge how intense the emotion it's feeling is via how unstable the goo it's made out of is or by how bitcrushed its voice has gotten. Essentially: the drippier and messier it is, or the more low quality the voice is, the more intense the emotion it's feeling is.

Some exceptions that break that stoic mask of sorts can be via substance use, like drinking or smoking weed. Once that code is overwritten inside it during these exceptions, Adzuki is almost indifferentiable from beans beyond appearance.

Adzuki, unlike canon PC, loves using the order roller the most out of all the order weapons. It's extremely annoying with it, and enjoys sneaking up on someone to vert-swing them.

[scipplyzndoodlyz]

Just wanted to ask a few questions

1. Do u have a AO3 account?

2. Are there any rules/guidelines for requests? Like what are u not willing to write? (Certain kinks/fetishes etc)

I do not have an AO3 account at the moment!

Uuuuuh my hard limits for fanfics and OC fics arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre [[NOTE: I make a distinction between eroticised and fetishised subjects. Fetishised is typically exploitative framing of a subject, while eroticising is intended to be more respectful towards a subject. Younger Characters are typically defaulted to an older version of them within their home series. Their personalities will be changed to accomodate for a more mature and lived experiance as an age-up. The rest is AU'd. - The Batfam are the obvious example of this as pretty much every younger character has a canon adult varient.]]

::Circumstantial stuff shall be listed below:: [ NOPE: intense gore, fetishised truma, fetishised exploitative relationships, violent rape, CSA, incest, grooming, slavery, raceplay, petnames, stalking in any positive light, emotional and physical exploitation of an inexperianced minority of any kind, sex mid-delusion, coercion, gunplay, the "forced marraige to an alien or magical ruler with strange foriegn ways" trope, CEOs. ]

[ EeEeEh: dubcon under particular circumstances, some abusive/messy relationships, choking, age gaps under very particular cirumstances, erotic orientation play, erotic gender play, certain kinds of yandere, Dead Dove, posssession/mind control, arranged marraiges, cheating, drugs/alcohol/intoxication, brat/handler, debt, fetishized prositution. ] [ Yes plz: the majority of standard vanilla acts, body horror, fun use of magic/tech/powers, monsterfuckin', trauma recovery, angst, hurt/comfort, yaoi - mlm, yuri - wlw, bi, heartbreak, self harm, homelessness, suicidal, transition, ftm, mtf, non-binary, gender fluid, intersex, sex as an act of protest, body acceptance, x reader, fem!reader, masc!reader, y/n, sub/dom, disaster polycules, petplay, monster/summoner, group stuff, crashout sex, autism, abduction/rescue, praise, lazy sex, AU, bondage, latex, sado/maso, sensory ace, transformation, dungeons, sex events, villain/goon, closeted, Hayes/Comics Code-ass symbolism, sex work. ]

::Circumstantial Stuff:: Dubcon - Acts must provide some kind of narrative release and emotional exploration for the subjects and will typically be under fantastical scenarios such as villain kidnappings, monster abductions, etc, and done as a kind of erotic self discovery. - In other cases it will be to explore awkwardness and problems in relationships.

Abuse & Messy Relationships - We all like the bad gays, well like the devas, we like the melodrama, the cheating, the horror stories, the tragedies, the headliners. But if it is something that is going to cause a reader or myself to dissociate on-page, then no. Gaslighting is the big one in this, same with stereotyping, selective memory abusers, and partners where one has fetishised the other.

Age Gaps - Unless it is to highlight the troubles that come with age gaps, or the sociatally defiant and progressive nature of things like queer age gaps, then it will usually be ignored.

Yandere - If it veers too far into realistic abuse, it's a no. If the yandere is a either cryptid-ass mf living in your walls like a monster or a simply has intense and threatening aura, then sure!

[ceilidho]

Messy sex enjoyer Soap??? Grandaddy Price?? Ghost being *waves hands*??? Older brother's best friend Gaz??? You're a 141 GUYS TRUTHER AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT 🔥🔥🔥

I bring two things for your consideration that have been rattling around my brain so now they can rattle among the both of us (😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫):

1. All the 141 likes overstimulating reader. The question is: how do they differ? My theory goes that Ghost would like tears and Soap would like passing out, but I'm unsure about the other two. Also Gaz may like being overstimulated himself too maybe? Price likes squirting? Thoughts. Plans. Theories.

2. Barracks bunny reader who goes around the 141 openly as sort of emotional support and they all just... Discuss her. Like another topic of their meetings. In public. In private. "Yeah, I made her squirt yesterday" over tea.

Price, calling an urgent meeting: WHO WAS THE BASTARD THAT LEFT HER TIED TO MY BED WITH BRUISES IN HER ASS? I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH ANOTHER CAPTAIN AND ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

I don't know. I'm horny.

The way I almost never read polycule stuff because it just doesn't feel realistic enough for me to get into it, but I just read the last part of your ask "Barracks bunny reader who goes around the 141 openly as sort of emotional support and they all just… Discuss her. Like another topic of their meetings. In public. In private. "Yeah, I made her squirt yesterday" over tea." and my face went bright red. Interesting. May need to read something like this.

I would actually swap Soap and Gaz in your overstimulation theory!!! Gaz absolutely would overstim you until you passed out, but Soap would accidentally overstim both you and himself until the two of you were passed out, twitching messes. I think Gaz would also want to make you go completely speechless; if you can say anything other than his name, he's not doing something good enough. It would be like a personal challenge for him to get you to the point of hardly being able to talk.

Price would want you so loose and pliable that you have no choice :((( Price is kind of a mix of the boys tbh because I also imagine you'd be a bit ashamed at first at him getting you to squirt because you never have before and it's messy and weird, so you do start crying a bit and he has to comfort you and hold you :((( until you feel better and safe :((