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[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 2: Jaiden from The DSCP, A 17776 Roleplay vs Rose Quartz from Steven Universe

(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. i will block you if you harass others in the notes, please consider sending your unhinged harassment to my inbox instead)

Propaganda under the cut, may contain spoilers:

Jaiden:

HATE: - "OKAY SO. This is Jaiden. In a world thousands of years in the future where humans are immortal and spacecraft are beginning to wake up and become people on their own, Jaiden decides *she* wants to be the catalyst to wake one of them up. For years and years she tries and fails, until she finds CHIPsat, quietly shut down a while ago rather than decommissioned and.. well. taken out of the sky. CHIPsat isn't her first attempt at this, but they're her first *successful* one. She asks the newly-awakened satellite one thing: "Hey little buddy. How are you holding up?" The two are close friends for awhile, and I'm not about to spill ALL the details about EVERYTHING she did but let's just say: in a world where machines are literally people, hacking is NOT the most ethical skill ever. Jaiden's a BITCH nobody likes you jaiden (rusty if youre seeing this dont worry shes a VERY cool character. i just also want to crush her like a bug. hope this helps) also here's the image rusty used for the dani profile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783126743191519252/785258702188970014/unknown.png or the image rusty used for the jaiden profile: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783126743191519252/914301198994116619/1306309_f0CiRxGx-1.png"

Rose Quartz:

LOVE: - "She was the example in the intro post I'm so proud of her. <3 I saw this bracket and I was immediately like "rose quartz my favorite character rose quartz" and lo and behold I was Correct. "UwU space mom victim" is a little simplistic, she has the range. She haunts the narrative. She taught me how hiding yourself because you're afraid that people won't like who you really are leads to continued self-resentment and avoidance. Loving her teaches me that even if you did do something completely irredeemable, even if you did do something worthy of all that hate you hold for yourself, people can still see the entire you and decide to love you anyway. I think even the other diamonds are better-regarded than her, which... incredible pr stunt from them tbh. I don't dislike the other diamonds but come on they made no independent effort to change w/o Steven—there's literally no question in the "who's the better person" department. Of course the "who's the better character" department will always be incredibly subjective but she is so complex, and multi-facteted, she screws up so so much and yet somehow her biggest mistake of all might be her own self-degrading. "What an incredible power... the ability to grow up," said with such longing. Girl look at Jungle Moon, you really think you're still the same gem? You grew so much and you never saw it. She's so selfish and selfless and self-destructive all at the same time and it's captivating. I want to put her in a jar and study her like a bug." - "did she do a lot wrong? yes. do i think she had good intentions at heart but just majorly fucked it up? also yes" - "she has so much depth oh my god" - "look idk I just want to make sure she gets submitted to the bracket because you’re so right that she belongs here" - "Rose gets a lot of shit because we saw her character arc in reverse. The situation is very messy but it’s also very nuanced, and regardless on how the discourse hammer judges her, I will always love her." HATE: - "Yeah" - "Anti : I'm not one her biggest hater but I can't forgive her for what she did to Pearl, and the other crystal gems. I've read some interesting defenses of the character but I can't get past all the lying, leaving and (accidental) abusing." BOTH: - "Is there a proper way to say that I loved her for a while in the show, but the showrunners kept piling blame onto her with less and less justifiable and more and more abuse of power things (without including counterbalancing reminders of how much she loved the planet and helping people) and so I kind of. Love early Rose Quartz, the complicated war leader with a messy past that she's escaping from, but hate Pink Diamond?"

[nocontxtdscp]

Messenger: .nobody expects the italian inquisition!!!

[chipsat-dscp]

.yeah juice brings in a good argument

.WHERE AM I

.what the fuck?? who are you?

.im u but stronger

.?????? ?

.dogs are better than cats

[difuser]

oiii amr pode fazer messy layouts do hyeop pfvr

aqui vida <3 dscp a demora tava em hiatus que sdd de vc :(

[xiuminghao]

olá você poderia fazer messy layouts da eunbin ( clc ) , desde já muito obrigado 💭😸

pronto amor dscp a demora 😽

[futebolonly]

city icons pls olha, n entendi a coisa de enviar pedidos para deixar feliz (?) dscp eu sou lerda

você encontra os icons aqui /manchester+city+icons. só peço para que enviem um pedido de cada vez e não dois em uma pergunta só. é bem frequente abrirmos a ask e ter pedidos de icons de jogadores distintos em uma ask só como por exemplo “headers do messi e icons do dybala pls” e isso dificulta o nosso trabalho.

[nocontxtdscp]

Elpis: now i’m in australia, where apparently there’s a giant copyright notice floating in the sky!

Elpis: [img desc: a field in Australia. A road is extending far into the distance, and the sky is blue. in the sky there’s a semitransparnt line of text that says “©2017 Google”.]

MESSENGER: OH STARS THE COPYRIGHT NOTICES

MESSENGER: wait

MESSENGER: they havent updated it since 2017??? that’s FOREVER ago

MESSENGER: mine now.

Elpis: there’s a good chance that spot is underwater now, really!

MESSENGER: my trees.

[nocontxtdscp]

Nancy: .What... is a skinnie?

Hubble: .they would go insane alone in space

Messenger: .what the fuck is a skinnie

[nocontxtdscp]

LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

Messenger: .also the moon and mercury are similar!

Manobot-02658: legweak

[chipsat-dscp]

.JUICE THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY

.lol

.S H U T U P U L I L S H I T B I S C U I T

.dogs are better than cats

[chipsat-dscp]

.look we are cotton candy!!

.im going to fucking implode MESSENGER GET OFF MY BLOG

.mmmmmm

. ....

.no! :D

.ghdjrbdhzvhshsh

.dogs are better than cats

[chipsat-dscp]

.im mr messenger look at me!!!

.oh my fuckening god

.dogs are better than cats