#messenger dscp

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Messenger: .nobody expects the italian inquisition!!!

[chipsat-dscp]

.yeah juice brings in a good argument

.WHERE AM I

.what the fuck?? who are you?

.im u but stronger

.?????? ?

.dogs are better than cats

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Elpis: now i’m in australia, where apparently there’s a giant copyright notice floating in the sky!

Elpis: [img desc: a field in Australia. A road is extending far into the distance, and the sky is blue. in the sky there’s a semitransparnt line of text that says “©2017 Google”.]

MESSENGER: OH STARS THE COPYRIGHT NOTICES

MESSENGER: wait

MESSENGER: they havent updated it since 2017??? that’s FOREVER ago

MESSENGER: mine now.

Elpis: there’s a good chance that spot is underwater now, really!

MESSENGER: my trees.

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Messenger: o]< (an emoji of a little person lying down.)

Elpis, replying to Messenger: [a photo of a badly photoshopped man whose torso had been edited out, and he is posed to look like the emoji. the photo is oriented sideways.]

Moss: > What the

Elpis: .o]< (the same emoji mentioned above)

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Nancy: .What... is a skinnie?

Hubble: .they would go insane alone in space

Messenger: .what the fuck is a skinnie

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LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

LRV-1: the power of armstrong compells you

Messenger: .also the moon and mercury are similar!

Manobot-02658: legweak

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MESSENGER: .bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

VOY1: .Wh-

VOY1: .Wha-

MESSENGER: .bonk bonk bonk

MESSENGER: .

MESSENGER: .bonk.

MESSENGER: .ok im done now

VOY1: .Everyone remarks upon me being loud, I don’t really understand that. Wh- what just-

MESSENGER: .nevermind loud again.

MESSENGER: .bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

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MESSENGER: .things are so strange ever day all the tine

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hubble: yknow they sent garlic bread to space too

MESSENGER: .im beginning do understand... what is the term??

MESSENGER: .

MESSENGER: .bullshitting me?

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[Vega-2: Request for analysis on magnetometer. Respond with Y/N to proceed.]

MESSENGER: .O_O

Vega-2: █.

Vega-2: F███.

Vega-2: I said y██. 

MESSENGER: .try an emoji! oh

MESSENGER: .that works too

Vega-2: :).

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MESSENGER: .:/

MESSENGER: [MESSI is SENDING A FILE!] [img desc: hubble space telescope hovering over Earth.]

MESSENGER: .those panels?

hubble: thats not me thats just a pringles can

hubble: in space

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MESSENGER: .people cant just lie on the internet!! what if we get something wrong and hurt ourselves?

CHIPSat: .oh you sweet summer child

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Jason-2: [COOL]Jason-2: [today. the water temperature. is. moderate. cold. too the. unprepared. outer skin. of a person.]

MESSENGER: .im blue aba dee aba dye

Jason-2: [i have been. told. this. makes me a fish. i think it makes me. a weathercaster]

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MESSENGER: .youre more like... a clown

CHIPSat: .MESSI WTFFF dadsfjnakdfajdkaksgj

JUICE: .[clown pensive emoji]

Clipso: .At least people like clowns.

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.it really isnt actually

.HEH

.what do you even want

.Oh, I already got it, Chipster :)

//MESSENGER IS OFFLINE

.?????

.the FUCK you just call me??

.dogs are better than cats