#deep space communications program 20020

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Ten: No! You can’t just research yourself into a low battery state! You can’t just scour the depths of history until you fall asleep! You are destroying your opportunity to witness Nick and Manny’s plays!

Ten: Haha, research go brr.

JUICE: thats a great nine impression

JUICE: lol

Ten: Hey Nine, how’d I do?

Ten: Wait.

Ten: Darn.

[timesnewfishcat]

I swear I’m not evil

CREDITS

Music: DONUT HOLE - HACHI

Character Designs

Nancy - ghostingbrightly

Hubble - torgwyn

Phil - enderesting

Pictures: NASA Spitzer Telescope

[livinginmars]

Dream Beach by @livinginmarsplanet

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Literally just opened this I couldn’t help myself after what almost 2 years 🕰️

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Because you’re worth it.

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> That’s JUICE.

> You know the one.

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.give me a shoutout

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Vega-2: .Monolingual? Ew.

PRISMA: .what’s mono lingua

Vega-2: .Some kind of disease, I think.

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JUICE: .imagine needing sleep

Juno: .I could arrange that for you.

prisma: .hahaaa. love u

JUICE: .w h a t

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JUICE: .hubble this is why nobody talks to you

Hubble: .this is nerd discrimination

JUICE: .nerd

Hubble: .frat boy

JUICE: .the fuck did you just call me

Hubble: .a fucking frat boy thats fucking what

JUICE: .oh you wanna fuckin fight??? ill beat u up bro

.mark my words 

Hubble: .how the fuck are you gonna beat me up

.with lunchables?

JUICE: .SHUT UP

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VOY1: Let’s. Play. Some. Football.

VOY1: [the rules document for a game designed by VOY1, “The Hunt”]

JUICE: VOY WHAT THE FUCK

Image description:

Game Rules: “The Hunt” Registered Game #990053  Today’s date is: 11/9/20020  All traditional American rules shall be observed for this game, unless specified or implied by the rules below. 

 1. There is one team of indefinite size. Any who wish may join or leave the team at any time. 

 2. The end zone is located in North Cleveland Park, Washington, DC. There is no definite field of play. 

 3. There are multiple footballs in play. These footballs are defined as cyberterrorists Ohm (legal name unknown, location unknown) and Net (legal name Wrennyn Basset, location unknown). 

 4. The object of the game is to locate Ohm and Net and bring them to the end zone. There, they shall be held at trial by the sapient extraterrestrial manmade object community for their offenses against probekind. 

 5. Players are permitted to locate the footballs and bring them to the end zone through whatever means necessary. If a player violates municipal, state, or federal laws for the sake of doing so, they are are subject to prosecution from any municipal, state, or federal authority, but they will not necessarily violate the rules of the game. 

 6. They have trespassed, threatened, and harmed our family. Nobody harms our family.

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Juno: .Good! Here it is.

[JUNO IS SENDING A FILE.]

[img desc: I’M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS... BUT IT WAS ALIENS]

Intelsat 1: FUCK

hawkeye 1: .lmao

USA-224: NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

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JUICE: [picture of a sans cosplay standing in a dark room, looking at the camera menacingly.]

riley: > OH OH IT’S THE UH. iconic video games character from 2015

> komaeda?

JUICE: .no

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JUICE: shit hold on i got a work call

CHIPSat: is anyone gonna tell him he still has the miku voice on

Vega-2: Shhhhhh.

PRISMA: HEHEHE!

Vega-2: Nobody says a word.

JUICE: YALL DIDNT TELL ME I STILL HAD THE MIKU VOICE

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galileo: Hello

PRISMA: .Age Mission Location?

galileo: Goodbye