#messagedance

[flower-dagger-gay]

I was born in the RIGHT generation. My wifi is down and I can confirm I am in hell.

[jerweewee]

Hello. I am staffs-secret-blog, please send me 3000 dollrs to talk

ohmtgod clark you finally messagede me bsck clark johmygod hi flark

[ohneweiterebedeutung]

@schnaf  🏆

[searidings]

if you're still in the market for a weird and wacky prompt to get you over writer's block please humbly consider this: epistolary fic <3

(also on ao3)

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help

oh god oh rao please

i can't i can't not here not again

someone please there has to be someone i can't be alone here i can't be alone again

alex lena please j’onn brainy nia eliza

jeremiah kal lois james winn somebody anybody please i have to

go back i have to go back they need me they need supergirl i need them

i need help i need

anybody

please

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help i don't know why i keep saying that no one is coming no one is

no one is here there is only

cold and me

and phantoms i thought

i was done with this place i thought i had escaped i thought i would never

come back

krypton earth home gone why are there so many

goodbyes

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help if i keep talking got to keep talking it will help can't stop talking

gonna lose it come on kara

keep talking

keep walking find shelter

that's all you have to do kara come on

before it gets dark it's always dark ok before it gets more dark

before they come

there's a cave ok ok keep talking keep walking god

it's so cold thank

rao for this suit thank rao

for lena

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help me god if i can't get this fire going so help me

where's

some friendly laser vision when you need it hm i can't

do this as a human i can't

do this at all i can't

fuck there ok yes ok

flames

are humans

this cold on earth or is it just

this fucking place

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help if i could just find a weapon just

like a really big stick not that there's

any trees

rao

this is so weird

i don't find weapons i am weapons

well not here ok not

helpful kara let's think about this logically what would alex do

w-w-a-d i should get that on a bracelet or maybe like

on a gun

ok no sticks but what about ok yes here perfect look at that

come at me phantoms i dare you to come at me now me and my big

fucking rock

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help it if i like to talk to myself i honestly don't think it's that

weird no matter what alex says like i

live on my own so who else am i gonna talk to at three in the morning i

have a lot to say and you

know what alex when i look around me i can see rocks and rocks and more

fucking rocks and maybe if i'm lucky there'll be a phantom

just to really

add some spice to my day

night perpetual darkness

thing ok alex mine is the only voice

around for miles for eons for millennia so

if i want to talk to anybody it's

going to have to be me

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help you'd think i would get tired of screaming

for help and yet

i can't seem

to stop

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help i need somebody help not just

anybody help i need someone

help

when i was younger so much younger than today duh duh duh

never needed no one's help in any way

but now these something something dah dah dah duh ok guess

that's my limit on the beatles huh ok what's

next what about

a little bruce springsteen if

anyone knows about dancing in the dark it's bruce ok i'm

not dancing but fuck if it isn't

dark so

here we go

duh duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

i get up in the evening and i ain't got

nothing to say

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help and compassion for all hope help and compassion for all hope

help and compassion for all hope

help and god brainy was

right i do sound like a girl scout

still hope

help and compassion for all hope help and compassion

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help please can't someone anyone

hear me isn't there

honestly isn't there

anyone else in this entire awful place how can that

be i know there is i know there must be my own

fucking mother sent people here as a day job so where the fuck

where are they all i need

people even criminals i just need to talk

to someone that isn't me i just need warmth i just need

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help me now that i've watched all those bear grylls things i guess i should

say thank you bear for

the survival tips if you can

call this survival not that

i've drunk my own pee yet but there's

still time so maybe this isn't rock

bottom yet though of course i am at the

bottom of

a lot of rocks ok

tough crowd you know

that joke would have killed with nia nal you just can't

find phantoms with a decent sense of

humour these days

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help please no i

please stop make it

stop i can't i'll do anything i won't

just please someone

make it stop hurting

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helpful not helpful we're not going to think like that we're going to

think positive because everything is going to be fine alex is

coming lena is coming our family is coming so keep it

together kara you know they would never

leave you here you know lena has probably invented ninety new devices

looking for you you know she and alex have teamed up you

know they're probably almost here already you

know they haven't forgotten you

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helping each other probably although honestly lena most likely

doesn't even need it if brainy's a twelfth level intellect lena must be like a

thirty-nine so she'll be here

she'll come

she always has before even

if it takes a while because

lena wouldn't leave me lena

would never let me go

lena wouldn't

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help to keep talking that's what kelly would say it'll help she'd

say so i'll keep talking so

i don't forget how to for when i go

home

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helping enough it's not

it's not

helping enough

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help myself but how i can't even walk now i can't move that

cliff must have been thirty feet and my ankle it's

shit it shouldn't turn that way ok think think

fuck it hurts but no focus think what would alex

do it's dislocated probably if there's no bloodflow that's

a problem shit fuck why is it

purple oh god i can't do that cracking thing alex

could do it i can't do it oh god oh rao please this is too

oh oh oh god ok focus pop it back in pop it back fuck

bloodflow you can do this come on come on come

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help is not

coming they're not here and even

if they're on their way it's going to be too

late i can't run now i can't even walk when the phantoms come i'm a

sitting duck rao i miss ducks i

can't believe how much i miss the sound of ducks what if

alex has to amputate my foot because i fucked up

popping it back in so bad that it's gone forever what if

alex never gets the chance

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helps a bit at least this suit is a

miracle lena is a miracle imagine

if i didn't have this to keep me warm imagine

if i hadn't had the helmet when i'd fallen my skull

would have made fast friends with the

bottom of that cliff and poof bye

bye kara

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help myself i just keep talking just

so that i can hear something something else

something other than the sound of the phantoms screaming

of me screaming my voice

is annoying but at least it's better

than that i'd like to hear one of brainy's puns right

now or j’onn's dad advice or nia's memes i'd

like to hear eliza say she loves me i'd like to hear alex

argue i'd like to hear lena

i'd like to hear lena

i'd like to just

anything but my own goddamn voice

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helps to retrace my steps repeat all the same words hey that

was it i heard it then ok what had i said

which word was the trigger i

heard it for sure that time

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help there it is again oh my god the word is

help of course the word is help kara you

are a grade-a dumbass of course if lena was going to build in a voice

command trigger word that word would be

help jesus christ you won't be winning any

prizes for intellect this year will you

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help

ok yes i heard it again what

is that like a tiny clicking sound what

does it mean alright think

like lena what would she have done the word

is help but what does help do

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help ok hello i know it's weird to start a message

with help but

in what has undoubtedly been the most interesting turn of

events since lex luthor blasted me into

this hellhole i have finally

finally figured out that you

lena luthor you

world-saving genius have installed some kind of voice activated command when

i say the word

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help

at least i can only assume that that's

what's happening since every time i say

help i hear a tiny little click which i have decided after

three days or possibly eons of investigation is most likely the

sound of a microphone clicking on to

record so now i just have

to figure out what it's recording

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help lena

lena are you hearing this is that what

you've set this suit up to do have you

set it up so that you can

hear me

probably not right at least probably

not here i don't imagine the cell service in the phantom

zone is all that great but i have to assume these recordings are

going somewhere right because that's what you'd do even

if you couldn't get to the messages yourself you'd have them

go somewhere

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help it still feels weird to start messages

to you like that now that i know that they are

messages to you at least i

hope they are but honestly

it's pretty apt you always did

know what you were doing because lena if

you can somehow hear this i really

could use your help

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help

so i was talking to you for ages and

ages just then before i realised that the

recordings probably don't go on forever right like the

microphone you put in my suit probably only records for

short periods if it's triggered by the word help it's

like a distress call an sos right so i think

i've just been talking when it hasn't been recording i

think it probably cut me

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help ok hello it's me again i have finally

i think managed to figure out your genius i

think the suit records for thirty seconds after i say the

word help i was counting one mississippi two

mississippi like alex used to make me and i think

i counted thirty mississippis lena before another

click which must be the microphone turning off so from

now on i'll try and keep my ramblings under thirty

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help

yes alright i didn't manage it that time i guess i

have a lot to say i know i know i never

shut up i bet you're laughing right now hearing this i

hope you're laughing i hope you're

hearing this i

guess you're not

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help

i guess it doesn't really matter though right because even

if you're not hearing me now which i don't see how you

could be then maybe you'll hear it one day knowing

your genius all this data is probably being backed up to a

server on the international space station or something

else equally bonkers and brilliant but really the reality doesn't matter as

long as i can feel like i'm talking to you that's good

enough for me

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<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT032[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help see i'm getting better at timing these

messages now i'm getting better at

everything i can't tell you how much it's

changed things being

able to talk to you lena it's

brought me back to life i think i know

that sounds dramatic but it's

true you have

and the thing

is that this is not the first time you've

saved me you know not

even close

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT032[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help so

today was a good

day not that there are days here and not that

anything is good but my

ankle is finally more fading blue than dark purple

black bruise which i am choosing to take as a sign that

it will probably not fall off and i have probably not crippled

myself for life though i do not think my

future lies in medicine somehow

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT033[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help and it was good because i did

not see a single phantom and because

i was thinking about

you for most of it and

your eyes and your hair and your hands and your

smile do not a bad day make not even now not

even here

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT034[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

i've been wondering about the

specifics of this thing you've built in lena since

i have a lot of time to wonder here so

indulge me is my suit saving each one of these audio files in

perpetuity that

seems like it would take a lot of memory and i can't

find any sizeable chip in the helmet so does

it save as audio does it save only text hell is it

videoing me without me knowing i honestly couldn't tell is

it even saving anything at all am i

even being saved at all

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT035[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

please the

phantoms they're

help really

help

if you're there i really

need help

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT036[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

i couldn't speak this

time not for days i'm

sorry i haven't been here but i just

couldn't the phantoms the

the dreams they were so

i can't say it not even to

you some things are not

meant for words

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT037[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help i wonder if you're coming

lena i wonder where you are out

there i look for you in the sky you

know but the sky here isn't sky it's only grey and

nightmares so i look for

you in my heart instead because that's one

place i'll never lose you see that's

one place you'll always be

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<PATH::LLPROTOCOL//AUTOMATED-RESPONSES//SOS-BROADCAST><STATUS::ERROR>

<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT038[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

today i am very

very

cold

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT039[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help i made a

fire again today first one in a

long time you would be proud i think that i haven't

given up not

completely the flames looked like

the amber of your hair in the sunshine and the

warmth felt like

your skin

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<PATH::LLPROTOCOL//AUTOMATED-RESPONSES//SOS-BROADCAST><STATUS::ERROR>

<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT039[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

i like to think of you listening

to these messages like to imagine you snorting

and rolling your eyes because every time i say

help the way i should say hello

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT040[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help now i'm thinking of that dumb

awful john green movie nia made us watch that brainy sobbed at but

you hated it you said it was so cheesy especially that

one line that everybody quoted but now i can't stop

thinking that this is the perfect time so

lena maybe

help can be our always

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT041[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

is that even right have i misremembered the

damn quote what's the original line maybe

okay can be our always is that it well

like you said at the time that isn't even that

romantic so maybe i should rework

it maybe i should use this new most common word in

my vocabulary to tell you what i really want to tell

you what really matters maybe

maybe i should say to you here and

now from the depths of this hellish phantom

zone lena luthor that maybe every time i say help i'm really

saying i love you because oh lena i

do

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT042[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help

it feels

a little strange to say that now even though i

have to say it to start the recording but also it's

not strange at all

things often aren't when

they're true so i'll say

it again and i'll keep saying it forever help

lena

help help help

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT043[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help i started salivating today thinking about pot

stickers i haven't eaten

anything in all the time i've been

here yet i'm still alive guess that's one more

fun trick of the phantom

zone when i get out of here the first thing i'm going

to eat is a pot sticker i started

this message by saying it but i'm going to end by saying

it again i love you lena and i

miss you

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<BOUNCEBACK-ERROR-CODE-733X01::FAILURETODELIVER::cause::NOSIGNALPATHDETECTED>

<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT044[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help do you think that

if none of these messages ever make it to

you that the phantoms will play them over my

dead body and laugh at what a romantic

sap i've become

fodder for phantom jokes that's all that

i am now and honestly i think

that's alright

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT045[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help you know what i've been thinking i

would die before i put you through the hell that is

this place but honestly if you were

here i think it wouldn't be

so bad i don't think

anything could be not

if it had me

and you

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT046[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help today

the phantoms almost got me i think they're

getting colder when they come it's like i'm

frozen like there's no life left anywhere it's getting

harder to hope that you're

out there at all i've

been here for so long now have you

forgotten me i've nearly

forgotten me

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT047[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help talking to you

is the only time i talk at all now except

in the dreams those awful dreams when i

scream but even then my voice is getting so

weak i think maybe my throat is frozen maybe

i'm shutting down so i'll tell

you again now i can tell you the truth since you're

not here to hear it i

love you lena and i think i might be dying and it

feels like desolation and it feels

like peace

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT048[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help there's a

light in the sky not the light of the phantoms this one is

warmer it's brighter it looks

like the sun no no it looks like a

what is that what

it looks like oh my god is it a

ship it's a ship it could be you lena oh

god is it you

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT049[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help oh god oh god oh god if

this isn't you if this is just another dream another

illusion i can't take it i can't take this i

can't handle any more false

hope please don't let this be

false ok it's coming

closer it's coming i can hear it now this is

it this is really truly

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<ERROR-CODE-733X01//TEMP-FIX::SAVETOINTERNALSTORAGE>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT050[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help shit fuck it's really oh

my god it's j’onn's ship it's you lena lena

lena it's you

of course it is of course

you're here of course you're going to save me you built

me a suit that will not let me die you

rigged up a broadcast that answers to the word

help so that you would always be able to come when

i called of course you did of course

it's you

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<STATUS::PROXIMITYDETECTED>

<INITIATING-AUTOMATIC-FILE-DOWNLOAD//LOCATION::LENA'S-IPAD>

<STATUS::DOWNLOADING:TRANSCRIPT1/50...>

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<OPEN-COMMAND-CENTRE//LENA'S-IPAD>

<SEARCH:DOWNLOADS>LLPROTOCOL//AUTOMATED-RESPONSES//SOS-BROADCAST>

>50FILESFOUND<

<ENABLEFILEPLAYBACK:AUDIO-OUTPUT[HEADPHONES]//ENABLE-TEXT-TO-SPEECH>

<PLAYINGTRANSCRIPT1/50...[TEXT-TO-SPEECH-ENABLED]>

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<INITIATING-AUTOMATIC-FILE-DOWNLOAD//LOCATION::LENA'S-IPAD>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT051[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help me i knew you'd find me i knew you'd

save me oh lena oh god you feel so good you smell so

good oh shoot i'm

sorry there's snot on your shirt i don't

care you are you kidding me kara i don't care i don't

you're here you're really i'm here i'm here i

love you i know i heard

your messages you heard me yes they got through when we got

close i heard you kara i love you i love you

too so much oh rao i'm so happy you're here i'm

so happy we can finally say i love you instead of just

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<MESSAGEDATE::UNKNOWN><MESSAGETIME::UNKNOWN><MESSAGELOCATION:UNKNOWN>

<INITIATING-AUTOMATIC-FILE-DOWNLOAD//LOCATION::LENA'S-IPAD>

<MESSAGE-TRANSCRIPT052[PARTIAL-RECOVERY//SPEECH-TO-TEXT-MODE::BASIC]::

help me god if you don't kiss me in the next

one second i'll start screaming so loud they'll hear

me in the next dimension say no

more sweetheart my god you're

so beautiful i've missed you so

much come here baby come here

::END-TRANSCRIPT>

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<SOS-BROADCAST-TERMINATED>

[imanes]

not me crying bc my cousin in morocco messagede me to say 'good job continue I support you' sjdkdjd like u remember the moment someone was born and then 23 years later u know u will remember this exchange with the same clarity

[finnishslytherin]

hey bitches, I’m back! I had to take a good while off of every single social media after the overwhelming amount of content and people. sorry for not answering during this time if you messagede. go follow my new side blogs @bloomingshire and @winwinwinnchester 🖤 thanks

[dixvinsblog]

Ce beau sourire sur tes lèvres - El Hadji Gana Sene

Ce beau sourire sur tes lèvres – El Hadji Gana Sene

Ce beau sourire sur tes lèvresEst la plus vive lumière qui soitMême au cœur des ténèbresIl illumine ma sombre voieCes étoiles dans mes yeuxViennent de l’éclat de tes dentsQui brillent de mille feuxRendant mon regard rayonnantTon sourire me rassureÉtant l’heureux messageDe ton âme, message sans ratureÉcrit sous la dictée des angesIl est la plus belle expressionDe ton amour si immenseLa plus fiable…

[mrtoast98]

Me: I wish someone messagede me :(

Someone: *messages me*

Me: AHDKDHSLDFHDLD I CANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[katsettesandvinyls]

Crush: *fallsoffbuilding*

Me: *wakesup*

Me:

Me:

Me: Oh well he's dead. Time to find new crush

Me:

Phone: *messageding*

Me: *checksphone*

Me:

Me: Shit he's alive. Sorry boo!!

Me: yay?

[miss-babygirl]

I messageded your kik 3 or 4 days ago and still haven't gotten a response and it hasn't been read either. How often do you check your kik?

Sorry! We have over 70 messages to get through so yours is there somewhere. So sorry! -Little L

[etauthenonprogrammercoder]

[GAS]Gmail に添付されたファイルを Google ドライブのフォルダに保存する

概要

毎日送られてくるメールに添付されてるファイルを Google Drive に自動保存するスクリプトを書きました。 運用上の注意点としては、検索結果にヒットするスレッドの 1 通目に必ず添付ファイルがついてるってことと、該当のメールが 1 日に複数回送られてこないことかな。

まとめとコード

query 部分の before: after: が、うまく動作しなかったので、ちょっと変な仕様になってます。 保存する際のリネームに付与する日付の文字列で、重複がある場合には処理を行わないようしています。 'hasNext()' のところは、もっとすっきり書ける気がしますが、これが限界。

function myFunction() { /* 対象メールの日付が今日と一致しない場合日は処理終了 */ var query = ''; // Gmail の検索条件をここにコピペ var threads = GmailApp.search(query); var messages = threads[0].getMessages(); // 最新のスレッド var message = messages[0]; // 最新のメッセージ var messageDate = message.getDate(); var d = new Date(); if (!Moment.moment(messageDate).isSame(d,'day')) return; /* すでに同名のファイルが有る場合は処理終了 */ var dateStr = Utilities.formatDate(d, 'JST', 'yyyyMMdd'); var fileName = dateStr + '_ファイル名.xlsx'; var folderId = 'FOLDER_ID'; var folder = DriveApp.getFolderById(folderId); var files = folder.getFilesByName(fileName); while (files.hasNext()) { return; } /* 添付ファイルを名前を指定し、保存 */ var attachment = message.getAttachments()[0]; folder.createFile(attachment).setName(fileName); }

attachment 部分を blob で取得できねーって四苦八苦しましたが、すでに blob だったんだな。

参照サイト

Google Apps ScriptでGmailの添付ファイルをGoogleドライブに保存する 特定のフォルダ内のファイル検索，Google Apps Scriptプログラム - Qiita

[messagedance-blog-blog]

Noticed Facebook's new exit ad. Smart hack!

[messagedance-blog-blog]

Now Supporting Newsletter Alert via Recommendation Slider

We told you we love newsletters! Sticking to our focus of extending newsletter reach we added another nifty tool. Its called Recommendation Slider. After much brainstorming we settled on the word 'recommendation slider'. Why, you ask?

We want this to operate in the background and only show up when there is really something relevant for the user. We are still tweaking the slider widget experience but you can go ahead and give it a try. 

Recommendation Slider will evolve to serve multiple purpose. Right now it is showing latest newsletter, and clicking on that it takes user to Facebook app. This will not only result in more newsletter views but will also increase client's Facebook community. Also there is a link which flips to allow email subscription. You can check kidosphere site to see how this actually works.

Give it a try and let us know your thoughts. We have something cool in pipeline for mobile sites so keep checking this blog.

[messagedance-blog-blog]

How many newsletters we have rescued from inbox hell? Well keep counting as this number will keep on increasing